i dont want to be a farmer


Stardew Valley Art Dump Part 1!!!!! After cleaning up my art folder I realized I had so much SV art I never posted so here are a few!!! I kinda wanna finish a few of them ;o; The pics have their own captions for what I was thinking when I was drawing them! Please excuse me if I accidently repost any drawings without knowing :8

which character should you fight (ft. Gen 1 FE:A dudes)

Winner: You
look at this guy. look at his fashion choices. look at his nerd-ass lying on the ground in the smash trailer. someone needs to set this boy right. you may incur the wrath of everyone you dont want to fight but hey. do it for us. do it for all of humanity. (warning: he may try to marry you after. or before. or during.)

Winner: who do you fuckin think
why would you even think about fighting frederick why would that thought ever cross your mind i mean 1. have you seen him. he has grown ass men and seasoned warriors on their knees praying, tears or sweat - fuck if they know - dripping down their faces just from his workouts. he’s the one who has to carry the bullshit of an entire kingdom, including his lords. 2. it was his ass that carried your slovenly ass through the first four chapters of lunatic/+ so how about you show some fucking respect. get fredereckt

Winner: You
are you kidding me? punch him in the crumpet. take his tea and pour it out in front of him. you get some on your clothes? no problem, rip his godforsaken cravat off and mop it up. if you’re a girl you might get away with it. otherwise he might fuck you up. who cares, it’s worth it.

Winner: Stahl
fighting him will accomplish nothing. you’ll go up to him all ready for a tussle and he’ll glance over at you with a sleepy lopsided grin and a “oh hey, what’s up?” and that’s it. you’re done. you’ll lose all will to fight. his chill is contagious. and if you do somehow retain your fighting spirit? he’ll knock you flat on your ass. probably apologize too. it’ll be embarrassing for both of you. i mean the dude was trained by frederick after all. but i mean he’ll probably help you up and offer you food so idk. if you’re starving go for it.

Winner: 50/50
look, i know what you’re thinking. look at all those muscles. the dude is ripped. fight him anyway. do it. he’ll probably forget his axe somewhere so you probably wont die. fuck him up. someone has to for the abomination that is “teach just got tenure.” Let him atone.

Winner: Depends
If you aren’t a girl, you will be sliced into pieces so thin tharja might mistake you for her mesh body suit. if you are…. i mean you can try, but he’ll run. you can win if your cardio is good enough. go. chase him. Be Free.

Winner: You
okay he’s the nerdiest of nerds but he’s also a fucking child so. idk man you can fight him if you want but what’s the point. if anything getting beat up by you will fuel his teenage rage and he’ll keep it stewing inside himself until he’s big enough to fight back and then you’ll have to deal with years of pent of rage and a napoleon complex but on a full sized being and no one wants to play therapist in a scrap. it just isnt worth it. i mean unless you’re like itachi uchiha then by all means go ahead

Winner: You, but only with careful planning
ok so gaius isnt the toughest cookie, but he doesnt want to fight and he has access to the assassin class and i dont know about you but in my experience fighting assassins is no bueno. you get one punch in maybe if you’re lucky and take them by surprise but then youre dead and you cant fight for shit anymore. BUT if you take all his candy, his blood sugar will get low, making him weak and agitated. this is the optimal time to fight him. make sure he knows you’re the one who stole his candy. make sure he can smell the sugar on your breath. note: he may not spare your life if he gets the upper hand.

Winner: Gregor, but you win friendship
i’ll be frank, gregor will beat the everloving shit out of you and there is nothing you can do about it should you choose to fight him. he’ll do it laughing and smiling, not even realizing he broke three of your frail ribs with one pulled punch. but he will absolutely take you out for a round after and exchange drunken stories with you. so fight him. even if he refuses, pay him to fight you. he cant say no to money and nothing is more valuable than fire-forged friendships.

Winner: Libra
why the fuck do you want to fight the priest. fuck fine, you know what? fight him. see what happens. he’s the only one who will pray for your immortal soul while you bleed out. but guess what, jackass? the gods are gonna see you tried to fight a priest and they’re gonna send your ass to the void anyway

Winner: ???
man fuck i dunno what this guy’s deal is. on one hand he’s a dark mage genius who was raised by wolves and then sent to a horrific boarding school/orphanage making him literally the stuff horror films are made of. on the other he can be a pretty nice guy if you’re his friend and he’s kinda fucked up so he might let you win. his crows will probably peck you to death either way though so its a lose-lose situation.

Winner: Basilio
same deal as gregor, except basilio is hard-mode. he might accidentally kill you while you fight and his friendship is an even rarer flower. you gotta be charming. you gotta be smart. you gotta be somewhat strong. but if you do manage to get your ass beat and stay alive in such a way that he wants to grab a pint with you, take that beautiful budding friendship, hold it close to your breast and never let go

Winner: You
he’s by far the sorriest character you get at recruitment. if it weren’t for that pot on his head, a feather falling too hard could kill him. but he’s a farmer that works day in and day out just so his village can survive. do you really want to fight the paradigm of the wondrous and wholesome rural life we should all aspire to? you capitalist pig.

i hope i didn’t forget anyone

Trying to sing all of the parts to Hamilton at the same time
  • Alexander Hamilton: ALEXANDER HAMILalexander hamilton WHEN AMERICA SINGS FOR yoAmerica sings for youuu never back down you never learn to take your TIIIHIIME OHHH
  • You The Schuyler Sisters: cause i'LOOK AROUND LOOKcommon sense by THE REVOsome men say thatNEW YORKyou want a revolutionLOOK AROUND revelation
  • Farmer Refuted: CHAIOS AND BLOODSHEDalready haunt A SOLUTION DONT LET THEM LEADand what about boston look at the ASTRAY and you talk about CONGRESS DOES NOT SPEAK FOR ME
  • Helpless: OOOOOOO hey hey I DO I DO I DO I DOOOO HEYYYYY hey hey OOOOOOOO hey hey I DO I DO I DO I DOOOOO
  • Satisfied: A TOAST TO THE GROOMto the groom to the groom to groom TO THE BRIDE to the bride to the briaiaiiadebriaiiaiade FROM YOUR SISTEEEEEEangelicaahaangelicaaaa WHO'S ALWAYS BY YOUR SIIIIIby your side
  • The Battle of Yorktown: the world turned upside down down down download n downFREEDOM FOR AMERICA FREEDOM FOR FRANdown down down doGOTTA START A NEW NATION GOTTA MEET MY SOdown down down WE WON WE WON WE WON the world turn upsiiiiiiiiide down!!!
  • Non Stop: I INTEND TO PROVE BEYOND THE SHADOW OF THE DOUBT WITH MY ASSISTANT COUNCIco-council hamilton sit down our client levi weeks is innocent call your first witness in thats all you had to saOKAY ONE MORE THING
  • Cabinet Battle #1: no we need this plan we need blod stroNO YOU NEED TO CONVINCE MORE FOLKSjames madison wont talk to me thats a non starAHHH WINNING WAS EASY YOUNG MAN GOVERNING IS HARDER
  • Take a Break: TAKE A BREAKhey our kid is pretty greRUN AWAY WITH US FOR THE SUMMER LETS GO UPSTeliza i've got so much on my plaWE CAN ALL GO STAY WITH MY FATHER
  • Election of 1800: OOOOOHthe people are asking to hear my voicOOOOOOOH the country is facing a difficult choicOOOH but if you were to ask me who i promoteOOOOOH jefferson has my vote

Blushing naked Mukamis ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Thank me later…

hal: look i brought home a bunny

cole: you are upset because he said no

hal: cole, we’ve talked about this, i dont want to think about solas anymore, i hate him, please, ill cry, ill just fall on the floor and cry, please dont do this,

cole: the farmer said no, not my radishes, and shoved you away with a broom, but you were strong. you made it. and here you are at skyhold


hal: u were talking about the bunny

cole: [takes bunny] there are radishes here. I can give you some, but not too many, youll get a belly ache

hal: [weeps]

anonymous asked:

may i ask you something?If some day we manage to destroy the system and replace it with anarchism,what are we going to do with the minority of people that don't agree?(fascists,plain communists,liberals etc)

It happened, during the Spanish Revolution, farmers & workers collectivized means of production, lands and so on (the capitalist economy dissapeared, even money itself). If other people dont want to be part of the collectivization they could go on with their lives, they were called individualists, but to be part of the collectivization was much more beneficial for the individual, the reason: mutual aid, shared resources.

  • me: lol i dont really get why ppl like Hayseed. i mean he's a scarecrow n his eyes look all funky lmao
  • also me, after reading farmer!Mako/Hayseed smut fic: ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ok i get it now.

Did some super quick doodles. Andor crying face in this style brings a smile to my face. Ianite being super cheeky with her double pistols minus a wink… And then SUDDEN FEELS when we see a more delicate side of the beloved lieutenant Al who does what he can to protect his family. Al why didn’t we learn all this in the stream, why was your side of the story so hidden in the subreddit. Is your family dead now, pls tell me they didn’t kill off your daughter. And then Sparklez’ guilt. I want the plot to move forward badly now ; 7 ;

pansy69  asked:

I know you hate them lmao but I really like neutrals as a concept. Dont get me wrong, they and killjoys clash big time a lot, but they arent just goody too shoes farmers in my mind. Some of them are still joys at heart but wanted to settle down, make safe havens and towns. Some of them are entirely independent and hate BLI and in a map of the zones I made i had a hc goin round that the largest neutral area was won in a revolt and BLI just barely gets access to the ports anymore bc fuck them lol

see that’s kinda cool but that’s rarely how i ever see them characterized? mostly it’s just “boring conservative farming folk” and then it’s like???? what’s the point??

metasyntacticvariable replied to your photoset: I’m really feeling cow appreciation tonight so I…

why do u have a cow parade. why dont we have a cow parade. look how beautiful they are i want a cow parade.

1. cows are good and we want to appreciate them

2. ??? I have never really learned the origins I guess to support the local farming heritage of vermont and show off some sweet cows

3. okay googling yeah it’s about supporting local farmers. it’s based on the running of the bulls but the creator wanted a ‘slower, friendlier’ version where people could appreciate cows and then end of parade there’s an expo where they could meet farmers and know more about it. we get a few thousand tourists and it’s 15 years old

4. I jus really do love my hometown.

the professions i dont want to tip i have to, and the professions i actually want to tip i cant.  let me tip my fireman, my mailman, and my local farmer. stop forcing me to tip the guy who hangs outside walmart and offers to watch over my car

alright but i dont want donut with little teeny spider silk scars
i want donut where he actually had a sticky grenade plastered to the inside of his shoulder and no one could do anything about it
i want donut where he almost died and his armor had to go into lifesupport mode to keep him alive and even then he was in a coma for weeks
i want donut with hella scars on his face and neck and body that took months and months to turn from wounds to scars
i want donut with his cute farmer tan destroyed by the big pale scars that run up and down his arm and his side
i want donut not being self conscious about those scars because only he ever came close to being badass enough to kick tex out of the ring
i want donut whos proud of his scars and shows them off whenever he can as an excuse to get naked
i want donut who every once in a while looks at those scars and wonders how the heck he survived and then feels kind of sentimental about life
i want donut who only has his undercut because his hair kind of stopped growing in that one spot but he made the best of it and made it looks stunning
i want donut who used to have two pretty green eyes but now one of them is kind of pale and usually bloodshot
i want donut who wakes up in the morning sometimes and his voice wont work for him and when he tries to speak the scars crisscrossing the side and front of his neck pulse and strain and it hurts so he lays off of it for a day or two
and i want a donut who gets his teammate’s approval and a little bit of respect because even though hes kind of messed up now hes still donut and hes like the team’s collective little sister and is always there to say “well thats gay” when everyones thinking it but wont say it.

PSAT summary

-spanish moss (not a plant)

-texas longhorn of dinosaurs big-nosed horn face

-TILAPIA aquaculture

-bring your wolf to work

-percent of a percent of a percent

-intern Thad buys lunch

-hey no more cursive but like 12 billion bubbles

-mother doesn’t know she’s fiercely proud of her daughter


-most freshman and seniors picked math as their favorite subject… according to the math section

-which lines

-f*ck the 4th tbh

-white and middle eastern are the same

-dogs > wolves

-poetry bringing down the government

-DELETE this sentence

-farmers market fulfills social needs

-play and instrument if you want to suceed

- 764567=87654tjmg-tdsx7x7665 (no calculator)

- 2+5 (calculator allowed)

-wetter than the mississippi delta

-many potato chips