Modern AU imagine the marauders group chats. James making horrible puns every 5 seconds, Sirius coming up with the worst pick up lines with lots of kissy emoticons, Peters using memes from like 2012, Lily coming up with better puns and sassy comebacks, Remus turned off his phone hours ago because these nerds never frickin stop
[02:17am] James Potter: what if every time you fall asleep youre auditioning for death and when you wake up you didn’t get the part (x)
[02:17am] Sirius Black: Shut the fuck up.
[02:17am] James Potter: im just asking dont get ur knickers in a twist
[02:18am] Sirius Black: I will literally come into your room with a hammer and smash your phone to pieces.
[02:18am] Lily Evans: but i thought you guys shared beds?? #ruineddreams
[02:18am] James Potter: noT MY PHONE U CAN’T TOUCH MY BBY APPLE<33
[02:18am] Sirius Black: You been dreaming about Potter and I sharing a bed, Evans?
[02:18am] Lily Evans: duh it’s the only thing that gets me going
[02:18am] Lily Evans: thinking of you two all cuddled up
[02:18am] Lily Evans: a hand sneaking between a thigh
[02:18am] Lily Evans: snores turning into moans
[02:19am] Peter Pettigrew: I feel like its my duty to inform u Evans that they will reenact this for u if u give them any more detail
[02:19am] Peter Pettigrew: stop now and save us all
[02:19am] James Potter: i am mortally offended by the fact that i dont get u goin anymore evans like u could of said smth
[02:19am] Lily Evans: but peter their performance of romeo and juliet was so good don’t you want to see more??
[02:20am] Sirius Black: You should come over now Evans, I’ll give you something real to dream about.
[02:20am] James Potter: P SURE THATS MY JOB
[02:20am] James Potter: U KNOW
[02:21am] James Potter: AS HER BOYFRIEND!!
[02:22am] Lily Evans: i’ll be there in five ;)
[02:22am] Remus Lupin: lily and james aren’t you guys sharing a bed ?
[02:22am] Lily Evans: sadly, yes
[02:23am] James Potter: hEY
[02:23am] Peter Pettigrew: there are noises coming from sirius’ room evans did you actually go over there??
[02:24am] James Potter: no she did nOT SHE’S RIGHT HERE NEXT TO ME
[02:24am] Remus Lupin: I can also hear noises coming from sirius’ room
[02:25am] James Potter: she’s literally right next to me rn!!
[02:25am] James Potter: i cant hear any noises???
[02:25am] Remus Lupin: The noises are getting louder
[02:25am] James Potter: wat r u guys talking about???
[02:25am] Peter Pettigrew: definitely sounds like evans
[02:25am] James Potter: ?????
[02:25am] James Potter: she IS RIGHT HERE OMG
[02:25am] James Potter: i hate all of you
[02:26am] Lily Evans: he looks like he’s about to cry omfg i can’t believe i’m dating this nerd
[02:26am] Sirius Black: Believe me Evans, none of us can either.
[02:27am] Remus Lupin: now everyone shut the fuck up
[03:52am] James Potter: what if the sound of the instruments u r playing is them crying because ur hurting them (x)
[03:52am] Sirius Black: Evans, will you please punch your boyfriend? Repeatedly? And then grind his stupid iPhone to a pulp? Ta.
[03:53am] James Potter: u guys r mean