i dont use that emoticon a lot

prongsandnoble-deactivated20151  asked:

Modern AU imagine the marauders group chats. James making horrible puns every 5 seconds, Sirius coming up with the worst pick up lines with lots of kissy emoticons, Peters using memes from like 2012, Lily coming up with better puns and sassy comebacks, Remus turned off his phone hours ago because these nerds never frickin stop

[02:17am] James Potter: what if every time you fall asleep youre auditioning for death and when you wake up you didn’t get the part (x)

[02:17am] Sirius Black: Shut the fuck up.

[02:17am] James Potter: im just asking dont get ur knickers in a twist

[02:18am] Sirius Black: I will literally come into your room with a hammer and smash your phone to pieces.

[02:18am] Lily Evans: but i thought you guys shared beds?? #ruineddreams

[02:18am] James Potter: noT MY PHONE U CAN’T TOUCH MY BBY APPLE<33

[02:18am] Sirius Black: You been dreaming about Potter and I sharing a bed, Evans? 

[02:18am] Lily Evans: duh it’s the only thing that gets me going 

[02:18am] Lily Evans: thinking of you two all cuddled up

[02:18am] Lily Evans: a hand sneaking between a thigh

[02:18am] Lily Evans: snores turning into moans

[02:19am] Peter Pettigrew: I feel like its my duty to inform u Evans that they will reenact this for u if u give them any more detail

[02:19am] Peter Pettigrew: stop now and save us all

[02:19am] James Potter: i am mortally offended by the fact that i dont get u goin anymore evans like u could of said smth 

[02:19am] Lily Evans: but peter their performance of romeo and juliet was so good don’t you want to see more??

[02:20am] Sirius Black: You should come over now Evans, I’ll give you something real to dream about.

[02:20am] James Potter: P SURE THATS MY JOB

[02:20am] James Potter: U KNOW

[02:21am] James Potter: AS HER BOYFRIEND!!

[02:22am] Lily Evans: i’ll be there in five ;)

[02:22am] Remus Lupin: lily and james aren’t you guys sharing a bed ? 

[02:22am] Lily Evans: sadly, yes

[02:23am] James Potter: hEY

[02:23am] Peter Pettigrew: there are noises coming from sirius’ room evans did you actually go over there??

[02:24am] James Potter: no she did nOT SHE’S RIGHT HERE NEXT TO ME

[02:24am] Remus Lupin: I can also hear noises coming from sirius’ room

[02:25am] James Potter: she’s literally right next to me rn!!

[02:25am] James Potter: i cant hear any noises???

[02:25am] Remus Lupin: The noises are getting louder

[02:25am] James Potter: wat r u guys talking about???

[02:25am] Peter Pettigrew: definitely sounds like evans

[02:25am] James Potter: ?????

[02:25am] James Potter: she IS RIGHT HERE OMG

[02:25am] James Potter: i hate all of you

[02:26am] Lily Evans: he looks like he’s about to cry omfg i can’t believe i’m dating this nerd

[02:26am] Sirius Black: Believe me Evans, none of us can either.

[02:27am] Remus Lupin: now everyone shut the fuck up 

[03:52am] James Potter:  what if the sound of the instruments u r playing is them crying because ur hurting them (x)

[03:52am] Sirius Black: Evans, will you please punch your boyfriend? Repeatedly? And then grind his stupid iPhone to a pulp? Ta.

[03:53am] James Potter: u guys r mean

how my friends remember nct members/smrookies
  • Johnny - chinless man but makes up for it with his #$weg
  • Yuta - "Nakamoto right? I got I friend named Nakamoto"
  • Hansol - "is he alright he looks sad"
  • Ten - nose emoji
  • Kun - "is he japanese, too? No? Thought so"
  • Jisung - chicken little
  • Jeno - "does his eyes ever get tired of smiling?"
  • Taeyong - frosty the snowman
  • Taeil - hot diggity damn
  • Doyoung - "you scream over him a lot"
  • Mark - he uses the deg deg face a lot doesn't he
  • Jaehyun - dimpled angelic being we don't deserve
  • Winwin - wait no i take it back he's the angel
  • Jaemin - "he looks like he's pushed people into pools with phones in their pockets"
  • Donghyuck - i feel like he's ready to reply to everything with emoticons

what i don’t get is why when people are upset that there aren’t many positivity posts for wlw who want to have sex, they complain about “corny, idealistic” ~sapphic tumblr~ rather than just. making their positivity posts?

honestly the majority of these sapphic positivity blogs ive seen are run by minors. so expecting minors to make these posts for you is.. gross. and like, even with adults, not everyone is comfortable with sex and no one has an obligation to make those posts. positivity blogs aren’t professional lol, they’re real people trying to help each other and generally creating the content that they themselves want to see. we all have the option to make new blogs/posts.

also it just feels so unnecessary and rude to complain.. like, stop framing it around that and let kids have fun! straight girls get to have fairytale daydreams, why can’t gay girls too? there are issues in these spaces that need talking about (a Lot of unchecked racism and transmisogyny……) but like, 15 year olds wanting to go on disney movie dates is like. not that big an issue imo…

like, yes, there should be more positivity around sex, especially bc a lot of us have a lot of internalised homophobia surrounding sexual stuff. but like. people could just make these positivity posts instead of getting mad at these individual people/blog runners for Not making them. shrug emoticon