i dont understand why you are this cute

blankkeith  asked:


I got you fam; excuse me while I go look into my bookmarks.


Im also assuming that you wan’t Klancey ones, huh?

i’ve got you by  @shukagari

Rambling: You don’t understand, there was a lot of Keith’s vlog fics but this one is the one I keep re-reading dude, I just – God, it’s soft, and caring, and kind, and Lance is so damn understanding, he’s such a good guy and I love him, that’s the Lance I know and I just, my heart dude, my tiny heart grows when I read this. AND THE SCENE WHERE– sorry, sorry, no spoilers. 

Back to You by @sharkgirl

Rambling: Listeeeeeeeeeeeeen, I usually don’t mess with time-travel things, bc they make my head hurt, but this one was really nice and cute and simple, ya know? And the plot itself was really interesting to me so I was like WHY IS LANCE GONE? (See what I did there? WHY IS THE RUM GONE? no? ok) And just…dude, the team’s reaction at seeing him again, and the KLANCE and KEITH BEING SO DAMN SWEET, aaaah this fic is lovely.

Save his smile by @queerklancing


Make Me Whole by @Shea

Rambling: Dude, this is so simple and so damn charming and lvoely. GOD IT’S SUCH A GOOD CHANGE OF PACE FROM THE TYPICAL PETS YA KNOW? And the interactions between the two is lovely and the time skip (i think it was a time skip?) it was really good because pssh, domestic as fuck Klance ok? And then MARRIGE PROPOSAL. Lance is such a damn dork.

Whipped by @stentatiouslyrealistic

Rambling: this mothercucker is such a goddamn marshmellow and it’s so damn fluffy and i love that pidge, hunk, lance and Keith live together and you can never go wrong with college au tbh, and LANCE IS SO GODDAMN SMITTEN AND SO IS KEITH AND THEY ARE SO STUPID I LOVE THEM. THE AUTHOR DID SUCH A GOD JOB, IT WAS AMAZING.

tell me that you love me too by @ciuucalata

Rambling: dude, I mean? five + 1 things?? check. Fluff? check. Real reactions and real life situations? DOUBLE CHECK. Dude, just, Lance is SMITTEN over Keith, but KEITH doesn’t feel the same way but Lance is still such a gentleman and he respects Keith and Keith is so grateful of that and THEN SLOWLY FALLS IN LOVE AND BOOM KLANCE. REALLY LOVELY.

taking my time by @ciuucalata

Rambling: SEQUEL TO THE ONE ABOVE. Dude, it’s like from Keith’s pov and it’s really nice and Keith is still shy about his own feelings and discoveries and Lance is so damn soft and understanding and god, these boys kill me everytime.

Perfect Setting by @quillfeathers​

Rambling: Still one of my fucking faves, dude, I love Lance’s pov and Keith is so chill and he doesn’t sound like he’s so loving or smitten but GOD the small actions he does are so heart warming and it was so peaceful and lovely and Keith just…he fucking make a hammock for him and his boyfriend and LOOK AT ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THAT IS NOT TRUE LOVE.

Tom Cruisin’ by @l-x-ie


Chasing a Starlight by @queerklancing


Laughter Lines by @maunderponder 


Crybaby by @cheshireree 

Rambling: I shit you not, I have read this fic about twenty times. I just…God, dude, I love that moment when characters are so done and they are angry but behind that anger there is sadness and fear and I love it when it’s Lance and he’s knocking some sense into Keith and Keith just…fuck, man, he fucking comforts him and he chills out and promises not to do it again and MY HEART. GOD. AND THEN THE GROUP HUG. AND GOD I LOVE IT.

Kiss by @coralreefskim

Rambling: YOU. HAVE.STARS.IN.YOUR.EYES. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I lost my cool there, that line is just my goddamn fave, honestly. Okay, so, pining Keith? boom. craddling moment? BOOM. Like, dude, you think; Oh loook, it’s a simple confession fic where nothing bad or angsty happens —-OH SHIT WAIT NO WHY IS KEITH CRYING, KEITH WHAT THE FU —- Honestly, it comes out of nowhere and it leaves you crying on the floor.

NCT Dream Reaction: Seeing you sleep in class


Originally posted by nct-marklee

-i think mark’s initial reaction would be “same” because let’s be honest our boy’s gotta rest

-but then his leader instincts would kick in and he’ll touch your forehead to check if you’re sick

-if you’re sick, of course mark would immediately call the attention of your teacher to bring you to the nurse’s office

-if not, he’ll try to wake you up so your teacher won’t scold you

-but he’ll probably find it funny first that you’re drooling on your textbook that he’ll burst out laughing and end up having you two scolded by your teacher


Originally posted by nctaezen

-it’s more likely that renjun wouldn’t notice you immediately because he’ll be very focused in class

-he’ll probably only notice that you’re sleeping when he got distracted by some of your classmates collectively looking at your direction

-being the sweet boy that he is, he’ll flash them a smile before turning to you to wake you up to save you from embarrassment

-although i think he’d give up right away if you don’t immediately wake up but ONLY IF he’s confident that he can teach you the lesson that you’ve slept through or if there will be no seatworks to be done after the discussion

-but don’t rest easy because this boy will nag you right after class because he’d be worried that you’re not getting enough sleep and just wants you to do your best

-it’s impossible to get mad at him for doing it though because despite all his nagging, he’s always there to help you out


Originally posted by songnayoongifs

-jeno would probably be like how can you just fall asleep so easily?

-like renjun, he’d be worried that you’re not getting enough sleep

-he wouldn’t even try to wake you up and will cover you instead out of your teacher’s sight to let you rest 

-unless you guys were given a pop quiz

-expect him to frantically (hit your back) wake you up and it’s most likely that you’d forget to wipe your drool out of your face because of jeno’s panicking 

-just because he covered you out of your teacher’s sight to let you rest doesn’t mean that he wouldn’t tease you for sleeping after class


Originally posted by dovounq

-you two probably agreed to copy from each other when you were answering your seatwork

-but you fell asleep right after answering and on top of that, you still havent given your answers to donghyuck and he’d feel so bETRAYED

-jk, i think he wouldn’t be that dramatic because he can actually just get your textbook underneath you but he doesn’t want to wake you up because you look so cute

-and at the same time defenseless while sleeping 

-he’ll be mischievous but cheesy and by cheesy, i mean he will write “kiss me” on a paper and stick it on your back so he’ll be kissing you when you wake up


-”what the heck what’s up with you today?”

“there’s a kiss me sign on your back and im just doing what it says”

*gasp* donghyuck u lil sht


Originally posted by catweeen

-jaemin wouldn’t know that you were asleep too because he just kept talking to you about how to solve the equation on the board and the receding hairline of your teacher but mostly how to solve the equation on the board

-he’d just be confused why you aren’t saying anything back to him

-he’d think that he was the one who tired you out and felt guilty that because of him, you’re missing out on the lessons but u were probably just enjoying the breeze or something


-like renjun, he’ll take notes for you 

-but he’ll use this to his advantage to tease you

-”hey nana can i copy ur notes in math i fell asleep :(’’

“yeah but only if you kiss me and treat me to mcdonalds”

“oh come on just say you want mcdonalds”

“hmmm nope. kiss me.”


Originally posted by jaesyong

-chenle seeing you sleep in class can go in two ways:

-1.) he’d find it so peaceful that you’re sleeping that it makes him sleepy too

-and then he’ll sleep too and deal with the consequences later because “lets live for now”

-and your teacher would probably wonder why chenle isnt being loud and then ur teacher would search for him and see you two sleep

-you’ll probably wake up first before him tbh so it’s u who has to listen to ur teacher babbling about how hard school is when u dont pay attention

-but dont get me wrong on this though. i think chenle is the type of person who easily understands what is taught to him so that’s why he’s so confident in falliing asleep in class

-2.) he’d find you so cute and he’ll take pictures of you while he does his excited laugh

-and of course, it’ll grab the attention of your teacher and be reprimanded 

-overall, dont fall asleep n class with chenle around if you dont like getting scolded by your teacher


Originally posted by yuta-tasteslikeacherrybomb

-seeing you sleep would probably make jisung lowkey salty

-i think he’d want to impress you with his brains and would want you to ask him some questions about the lesson

-goddammit this boy just wants to show you that you can depend on him but u fuckin fell asleep

-anyway because he’s lowkey salty,

-he’d kind of ignore you when you wake up

“thanks for not lettog our teacher see me sleep”

“yeah sure”

“alright im gonna do my homework now”


-but i think its’ easy to read how jisung feels so you’d instantly pick up 

“on second thought, can you explain the whole lesson to me?”



I’m 99.98% sure Noora and Yousef are not dating and she is helping him with Sana or something like that. 

That “do you like him?” didn’t sound, to me, like a “do you think we make a cute couple?” it sounded more like “do you like him, like, for you? i’m asking on a friend’s behalf” and Sana -as all of us- is jumping to conclusions.

You know why so many people doubt transgender people actually being trans? It’s because there are people who say they don’t have dysphoria that are trans. Y'all are making it harder for people like me to get medical care. If you don’t wanna start HRT or have surgeries, great. I support your decisions. But do not try to chime in on something you don’t understand. There’s a difference between gender nonconformity and being trans. Stop trying to be cute or trendy.

tododeku fic rec for the soul

another fic rec but this time woah it’s tododeku like i promised (there’ll be another part i have a lot oops)

Anything, Anything by demonglass

the first tododeku fic i read, so it has a special place in my heart.,,, its so sweet itS SO GOOD pls read

official summary- When they’re not training to be the next generation of heroes, they’re just regular kids struggling through the continuous trauma in their lives.

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you know what dont make no fucking sense about stevonnie?

i can understand stevens tee and jeans being shorter on stevonnie, but why is connies dress a crop top? if it was scaling like the rest of their clothes, itd be a regular tank top. and that can be a cute outfit! stevens tee acting like a sports bra or camisole and connies dress becoming a tank giving them more of a stud look

seagoddessmai-deactivated201704  asked:

Hello 😊 I love your blog 💕 I was wondering if I could request a reaction from BTS about their s/o having freckles and she is really shy about them?? Please and Thank you 💋💋💋

Rap Monster

What? (Y/N) you are beautiful. I don’t care if you have one or twenty. Having freckles makes you, you. Your freckles are just another thing to add to the list of the stuff I find most beautiful about you.

Originally posted by namjoonsgurl


Jagi you’re perfect the way you are. There is nothing to be shy about. Having freckles just make you more beautiful. And trust me, I know what beautiful looks like

Originally posted by missbaptan


(Y/N) I don’t understand why you don’t like your freckles. I really like them. I dont like a lot of things but I love everything about you, including your freckles

Originally posted by jeonbase


You don’t like your freckles? But why I love them and that’s what makes you unique too. Don’t be shy about them even though you are the cutest when you’re shy.

Originally posted by jhope-shi


Your freckles? they’re so cute I love everything about them and don’t you tell yourself other wise. Remember nothing is a problem when you’re as cute as me

Originally posted by itschiminie


Why are you so worried about your freckles? I think they’re the cutest things in the world! Who wouldn’t love them, Jagi?

Originally posted by bwipsul


(Y/N) dont think about what others say about them. Your freckles are really cute no matter what. here ill give you a kiss to help you forget what they say about your freckles.

Originally posted by nevermindmyg

I really hope you liked this. Sorry it took so long to write. Thank you for requesting have a great day


anonymous asked:

im just confused because Tracer , sombra, and dva are also portrayed as very young acting. (mostly because they are like that in canon) Why is only Lucio a problem? can you give an example of Lucios feminization and or infantilization ?

I never said it was Just a problem with lucio, in fact ive adressed the way people treat dva too lol. its a slightly different issue because shes an adult but a very young one + different race dynamics which is why i didn’t add her to the post

and like… tracers just as jubilant and ‘cute’ as lucio but you dont see people calling her a baby and comments on nsfw or shipping of tracer like XD eww no shes too pure for this nearly as much . the fact is that despite being the same age range and personality hes taken much less seriously

And i think what some of you arent understanding is that I’m not saying people are doing this consciously or out of outright malicious intent. I think it’s just something people don’t realize they’re doing and why it’s bad, and that’s alright but I’d like it to stop

edit: also i didn’t mean de-masculinizing as in feminizing and thats on me for poor word choice, i meant babying not .. gender shit.

anonymous asked:

I saw a shipping post of the got7 members and was upset, then I saw your tags saying "why is this on my dash bambam said no shipping" and like... yes. Im following the right people. Love you, love your blog, love your content. Have a good day/night!!

Ok lemme explain

I still “ship” the members in got7, and also a lot of other kpop groups too. I dont want them to like MAKE OUT AND FALL IN A DEEP LOVE with each other but i just think it’s cute when pairs within the group do cute things together.
I’ll respect Bambam’s request to stop shipping in front of them. I never really liked that in the first place. I would be super uncomfortable too if a huge mass of people shipped my friends and me together in my face. (Like that one time when that girl at the US fanmeet had a shirt that said a super inappropriate thing between Jinyoung and JB D:<) 
BUT shipping is and has been a thing within every single kpop group, and every single fandom since forever. I think it’s stupid to go up to, let’s say, Bambam and be like “You and yugyeom are such boyfriends,” because it would, of course, make them uncomfortable. But, like i said, shipping has been a thing forever. I think it’s impossible to tell an entire fandom to stop shipping especially after all these fanfictions, edits, and other material has been created by talented fans.
 I also think shipping (WITHIN BOUNDARIES) is good. If it makes the people in the fandom happy and excited then why not, AS LONG AS THEYRE RESPECTING BOUNDARIES (meaning that they dont do it in front of got7 for them to become uncomfortable). 
So what I’m saying is, I continue to ship the members of got7. I still make gifsets of cute moments between members. But i think people should stop commenting on vlives saying “Markson” or “Yugbam” or anything related. Stop talking about ships to them in person. I can understand why got7 members are getting tired or that.They might think that you only see worth in Got7 because of the ships ya know.  
But if it makes people happy to watch “Markson Moments Compilation” on YouTube or read/write fanfics then go ahead. You do you. 

Love Got7, Respect Got7

Pilot Plays Sims part 1

I’m playing Sims with my sim and Nino right now living together. I will document my experience

- holy shit his last name is Torteese because i made him in like may of last year and didnt know his last name

-we’re dating oh my god


- kick it babe

- I dont remember giving myself purple highlights but you know what it works so we’ll let it go for now

- im so embarrassed that we’re dating tbh thats so embarrassing 

-Dude you’re feeling good right now why are you fucking around on the web!?

- he ‘revealed a deep secret’ to me but it was a picture of a mermaid? New Headcanon Nino is fuckin terrified of mermaids apparently

- i imagine he was like “I just dont understand. how do they poop? how do they anything!? i cant sleep at night because of this shit”

- we took a cute ass selfie

-mother fucker serenading me over some god damn eggs oh my god

I’m gonna be playing for awhile so Part 1 I guess

i’ve seen star in many different hairstyle but i’ve never seen art of her in a bun.
(i’d like someones opinion on whether or not its any good) @starlovesmarco
the situation here is that before the concert star was nervous so she tried a new hairstyle but thought marco didn’t like it which is my reason for why i’ve never seen star in a bun. @svtfoevalhalla

I don’t like your little games - C.B

Your lies are bullets, your mouth is the gun.

Being the daughter of the director of a music label made your life pretty great. You got to meet big stars like Logic, Khalid and some more. There was no need for you to work but you wanted to. So your dad gave you an assignment, you had to find the ultimate boyband. And heck you did find one. 

Why Don’t We wasn’t much when you found them, they were just a boyband. But after introducing them to your dad and also to your best friend Logan, they started to blow up. You clicked right away with everyone but Corbyn. It felt like the two of you were just too different and he was an arse most of the time. 

The tour had been great so far, since you graduated last year you could join them. Zach invited you to join them as soon as they made it public. Your dad even agreed and thought it would be a great experience for you. Maybe you could grow into being their manager.

You always made sure that the boys where on time. That they were being fed and happy. And that they were well rested to make sure they would kill the performance. You gave them everything they asked for.

But being with Corbyn all the time started to irritate you and usually you could hide your feelings quite well. But when he tried to sneak out for the fourth time this night, you complety lost your shit. ‘Corbyn frickin Besson! Where do you think you are going once again?’ You shouted while getting up. ‘This is the fourth time, trying to sneak out again. Why?’ He turned around, his face looked heated. ‘Why do you care huh?!’ 

‘You’re not my mom, or anything else that’s important to me! The only thing you are to me is the person that pays me. Oh wait, your dad pays me. You don’t mean anything to me.’ It stung your heart. He didn’t even care. The boys all went silent.  ‘You know what?’ You softly spoke ‘I’ll leave, go do your thing. Have fun.’ And with that, you left their hotelroom. You stormed to your own hotelroom that you didn’t share with anyone since your dad didn’t want you to share a room with the boys. Slowly your vision got blurry, making it even harder to open the door. 

Small sobs left your mouth when you sat down on your bed. Did all the boys see you like that? Was it all fake? Every moment you shared, they all just played along because of your dad? 

A soft knock on your door made you go all silent. Pretending to not be here, you stayed silent. You just got onto your phone to see a lot of messages from the boys. Without reading them you just wiped them away. 

‘[Y/N]? We know you’re in there!’ You heard Jack speak. ‘Open the door, please?’ Daniel tried. With a sight you moved yourself to the door, opening it and staring in the faces of all the boys but Corbyn. ‘What do you need?’ You asked, it came out harsher than you meant it. 

‘We want to tell you we’re sorry..’ Jonah stepped closer to the door and looked at you. ‘And we do not, in any way, see you the way Corbyn sees you. He is an arse.’ Daniel spoke. ‘Can we just come and stay with you for the night?’ Jack looked at you, pouting his lip out. You just walked back to your bed, leaving the door open for the boys to come in.

They had all brought their blankets, sleep wear and food. ‘How are we going to fit in my bed?’ Since you slept alone, you had a 2 persons bed all for yourself. And heck you were bad at sharing. Jack just laughed ‘Just wait. We’ll fit.’

Before you all got ready for bed, you watched another episode from Narcos. It had become a ritual. You all settled on your bed, what also a ritual was you sitting on Jonah’s lap while watching. So there you were, now between Jonah’s legs, your head leaned back on his chest. After a rough night, you fell asleep instantly on Jonah’s chest.

You woke up the next morning, still in Jonah’s arms. A hard knock scared you and you quickly got up. You opened the door and sighed. Corbyn stood in front of you, you snatched the room key and closed the door. ‘What do you want Besson?’

‘I… ehm.. I just need to room key. The boys aren’t opening the door.’ He scratched the back of his head. You scoffed ‘Yeah, I’ll open it.’ The two of you walked towards their room, you quickly opened his door. ‘Thank you..’ Your eyes widened at him saying thank you. That must have been the first time that he actually said something nice.

‘No thanks needed, that’s what I am for right?’ And with that, you turned around and strut away to your room. Your heart was beating so fast that you only could hear that sound, you didn’t even heard Corbyn shout your name. When you felt a hand on your arm, you jumped and turned around.

You felt Corbyn’s lips crash onto yours. Overwhelmed by that you stumbled backwards before you could even process what just happened. Corbyn just stared at you, flushed cheeks and slightly panting. ‘What the actual…’ You whispered, still being able to feel his lips on yours.

‘W-Well… This is something different.’ He spoke, turning around to get back to his room. 'Corbyn?! You can’t leave me like this!’ You squeaked, making him turn back to you. 'I am leaving you like this, can’t you see?’ And with that he hopped back in his room.

Back in your room, you get greeted by Jonah who just came out of the shower. 'Hey? Where did you go?’ 'Corbyn..’ 'Oh shit..’ The two of you stood in the bathroom, whispering about what just happened. 'HE KISSED YOU?!’ Jonah shouted, waking up Jack, Daniel and Zach. 'You are such a dick, you know that right?’ You hit Jonah on his exposed chest, making him laugh even harder. 'WHO DID YOU KISS?’ Jack shouted from the bed, making Daniel groan. You slowly came out of the bathroom. 'Ehm.. Corbyn kissed me..’

'I KNEW IT!’ Zach jumped out of bed, starting to dance. 'Wait, what?’ You frowned and sat yourself down on the ground. 'Well ever since you came with us on tour, he acted all grumpy and never wanted to be around you. Maybe he did all that just to hide that he really likes you?!’ 'Zach you dream too much’ Daniel spoke and shortly after that he received a pillow to the face from Jack. 'Let that boy dream, you ass.’

Everyone got ready to go out for breakfast, Daniel and Zach went back to see if Corbyn was coming. He was coming, so there you stood with Jack and Jonah beside you. 'Goodmorningg’ Corbyn came smiling out of the door. He seemed a different person, but you liked it. Although Corbyn and you didn’t click, you still smiled at him. Him being happy was a great thing. If he was in a good mood he would leave you alone most times. You liked the happy Corbyn.

The breakfast was followed by a few interviews and sound checks. Between the sound check and the concert you decided that you wanted to talk to Corbyn. After the show, which went great, you pulled Corbyn aside. 'We need to talk Besson.’

'Why did you kiss me? Do you like me? Was it just to mess with my feelings?’ You flooded him with questions as soon as the two of you were alone. 'I-Well..’ He bit his lip and looked away. 'Ihavebeenlikingyouforawhileandicouldntstandtowatchyouandjonah!’ He ranted nervously. 'What did you say?’ You smiled, heck did you understand what he said, you just wanted to hear him say it again. 'I have been liking you for a while now and ehm I got very jealous of you and Jonah.’ His cheeks flushed an even redder shade. Before he could say more to ruin the moment, you softly put a finger underneath his chin. Making him look at you, you just sighed. You never realised how beautiful this boy was until now. And without hesitation you pecked a kiss on his lips.

Thank you so much for the support! Im overwhelmed with all the love I am receiving. I will do my best to write great things for all of you! Fighting! :D

I will be doing this in 2 seperate posts.



Confused. That would be his first reaction when he saw that you purposely hid you smile and laugh. Why is he confused? Well because he loves your smile and laugh and just doesnt understand why you dont. 

Namjoon: “Y/N dont hide that beautiful smile of yours. You dont know how much I love you laugh! Why dont you like it?”

He would be understanding though and try to figure out why exactly you dont like it. He`d try to help you get more confidence in yourself by telling you that he loves your laugh and how pretty you are whenever he gets to see your smile.


You would wake up in the morning and he would ask to see that cute smile of yours but when you refuse he`d be confused. When you told him that you dont like your smile he would be shocked. 

Jin “gif”

y/n: “It`s not that easy”

Jin: “Of course it is, I`ll show you”

Proceeds to wack out as many of his famous puns and jokes as he comes up with and tries to make you laugh or at least smile. And whenever you do he would be like a cheerleader going on about how beautiful you and your laugh are in his eyes.


Just isnt having it. After you were done explaining him why you hide you smile he would tell you that its pure bull***t because he thinks you are gorgeous and if you tried to deny it hed just turn away, acting like he cant hear you.

y/n: Its not gorgeous, its horrible

Suga: *gif* Oh look that vase over there is really pretty.  

So in short, whenever he saw you being insecure about it he would smoothly put it off with a short statement and wouldnt leave any room for objection.


This sunshine would be so shocked when he saw you trying to stop yourself from laughing. He would know you well enough to know why you did it but that wouldnt stop him from trying to make you laugh as best as he can. 

J-hope: *gif* “Look at this y/n”

Whenever he suceeded or not he would hug you thightly telling you that he loves your laugh and smile and that he would want you to be completely comfotable around him.


He would be understanding when you told him about it and wouldnt want to pressure you into doing anything you wouldnt want to do but he would be the sweetest little bean and always drop small compliments to try and slowly get you to reveal your smile, even if its just for him.

Jimin: *hugs you* “Hey there beautiful. Your smile is extraordinary bright today”


Tae: “You need to smile like this. See?” *gif*

A little like Jimin. He would acknowledge that you dont want to show your smile or laugh but would totally try to make you smile for him from time to time. Your feelings are his number one priorety so if smiling freely or laughing makes you uncomfortable he wouldn`t want to pressure to anything. However he would encourage you to it often with the hopes that you feel more comfortable with it after a while.


Confused 2.0 Wouldnt really know what to say because. You are beautiful when you laugh? Like.. how could you be insecure about it? He would probably ask you to explain it to him and try to understand it. Then he would slowly try to approach the topic whenever you two are alone and see what he could do to make you more comfortable with it.

Kookie: “So, I understand you are insecure but your smile is like the most beautiful thing ive ever seen.”

  • DAVE, smashed at 3am after his sisters wedding: you know john the funniest thing me and jade ever did was think that you and rose were going to get together. yall were cute and maybe it woulda been cool but i dont even understand what layers hormone-jacked assumption that must have been because it should have been obvious from the get go that rose was gravitating to the first sassy lesbian she could find like shed refined her ecto-inherited gaydar to detect snarky horseshit
  • JOHN: i dont know dave, all trolls like dating any troll right? why does kanayas sexuality even matter
  • DAVE: come on dude i agree that labelling it doesnt matter for shit at this stage but you cant deny that kanayas gayer than a 1920s elf in booty shorts who doesnt understand modern terminology singing about happiness and friendship while he bangs a komina body pillow
  • DAVE: ysee while trolls like to pretend their quadrants and culture are so alien from ours that wed eat dead babies without knowing theres more similarities than wed expect. we arent eating those dead babies unaware, humanity was using dead babies as burger dip since the first buttscratching caveman killed a cow while it was minding its business eating that grass on its friends body thank you very much
  • DAVE: and like our society they cant seem to grasp the basic concepts that people would be Only attracted to groups that go outside of their preconcieved norms of whats bangable
  • JOHN: uhm
  • DAVE: its pretty interesting though that trolls consider variable sexualities a basic fetish that doesnt matter much while humanity has to make a whole big deal about it to the extent of gouging peoples faces off though both are at least partial in the basic erasure of personal boundaries therefore you see trolls dating people theyre not really interested in or caped douchebags flirting with innocent vampires who would rather strangle them but wonder if its worth a shot anyway
  • DAVE: hell you know that vriska jerk you and her were flirting like there was no tomorrow but next time you see each other you want little to do with anything. whats up with that?
  • JOHN: dave its getting pretty late!! and i dont really want to talk about this...
  • DAVE: wait wasnt she also flirting with that guy who likes fire and then basically kicked him to the kirb in the most violently confused way possible and started fake flirting with my brothers dumb AI thing that nobody could love unless they are into irony in more ways than one
  • DAVE: all this after hanging with another girl who none of us could drag away from her for the most basic of shitposting doing mysterious things together for three years and also vriska being told off by rose for sniffing her girlfriend
  • DAVE: do you think vriska could be a lesbian john
  • TEREZI, on the next seat sniffing a suspicious looking red and green lollipop: WH4TS 4 L3SB14N
  • DAVE: terezi youre not really helping with the discourse here

anonymous asked:

i don't really get why do people ship stenbrough ??

I mean, even if I dont personally ship it, it’s still a cute pairing when you think about it; Stan has always admired Bill a lot (as a friend, but also as a author, in the book, and as their leader in the movie), and would trust him for anything, so I can understand if some people ship it