i dont ship them but yeah

4

i cannot stop thinking about this glorious tweet about keith’s dad seeing keith’s hot galra mom for the first time

me : *scrolling through social media*

me : *liking posts as i scroll*

me : *accidentally likes one of notp post*

me : oh shit *quickly press the unlike button*

OK YALL

So! we have had a Matt appreciation month, an Edd appreciation and now im putting together a tom apreciation month because hes a pretty darn cool dude ya know. He was in charge of legecy, voice of tom, and still does his own stuff with that one youtube channel named Tomska (Ill tag his ass later)

BUT TO THE IMPORTANT STUFF! Note: I will say Tom and then Tomska, Tom refering to eddsworld and Tomska refering to IRL Tom so yeah. Rules: dont be a goddamn dick for once, lets not put ship stuff in the tag, uhhhhhhh that should be good

NOW THE DAYS: NOTE THIS WILL BE TAKING PLACE IN MAY

(And if ya really wanna you can switch Tom to Tomska with a few of these but please dont make them the same people)

Day 1: Draw Tom
Day 2: Draw Tom being drunk, or getting drinks or something (chill with the drinks if ya drawing Tomska)
Day 3: Draw Tom with a harpoon
Day 4: Draw Tom with eyes
Day 5: Draw Scribble Tom! (or really any other reject with tom in it)
Day 6 Young Tom
Day 7: Toms parents
Day 8:Tom Doing a funny face
Day 9: Screenshot redraw of choice (with tom)
Day 10: Draw Tomska!
Day 11: Tom with Edd and Matt (Tord is optional)
Day 12: Draw Tom with outfit of choice
Day 13: Draw Black Tom (or any POC Tom, make hiim look fucking dope tho)
Day 14: Draw an EXTREAMLY small Tom right next to a GIGANTIC Tom
Day 15: Draw Jon I dont fucking know
Day 16: Look at or Binge watch Tomskas channel (its tomska or darksquidge)
Day 17: Draw your favorite Tomska video or like ASDF or something
Day 18: Sheriff Tom
Day 19: Future Tom
Day 20: Draw or say your favorite thing about Tom/ Tomska
Day 21: Draw or say your opinon on Toms eyes (orbs, empty, headcannon, etc)
Day 22: Tom or Tomska in a suit
Day 23: Tom with ringo, Or Tomska with his pet fox
Day 24: Monter Tom
Day 25: Tom with susan
Day 26: Tom with Tomme bear
Day 27: Just draw Tom straight up punching tord, just right in the face
Day 28:  Tom or Tomska doing something dumb
Day 29: Draw Dat boi or just post it and tag tomska with no context
Day 30: Tom and Tomska together
Day 31: Write a coolio heart felt note to Tomska

The tag is #Tomskaam and spread this to every site! (i swear i dont mean it to say scam)

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rangimarie submitted:

My favorite crazies.

Ok, first things first: Rose. My child. My ‘may need a restraining order’ child. I love her,,,,

Second: THANK YOU AND THIS BLOG FOR EXISTING!! I LOVE THIS BLOG SO FRIKN MUCH, I’M SO GLAD IT WAS CREATED!! My sister first introduced me to you last year, (I had a different account that is sadly gone now) and I’m very grateful she did!!! This blog made me laugh alot, especially the posts with john????

Third: Eridan & VAAASka. I know in this timeline (?) they arn’t a thing, and Eridan and sollux are moirails. But I saw that one post with Eridan and VAAASKkA and I viewed them as each other’s support, (also because I really ship erisol and I want to slap a matespritship on them instead)))) but that’s not the point. They seem like “sad"people that need to help eachother.
I’m also looking at a duck rn, not sure if that was relevant, but I just felt like I needed to say that????

((I’m so very happy you love these babies almost as much as I do >:^> they mean so much to me. tell your sis that she’s a cool cucumber for introducing you to the wonderful world of oppoopsitestuck! and dont let go of that EriVris moirail headcanon just yet ;> ))

anonymous asked:

yknow i dont do shipping in general but i think its hilarious that the lapidot ship went from shipping two minor characters that had never interacted with each other to those characters living together, wishing on a star and supporting each other emotionally like who saw that coming

YEAH and tbh im really glad bc this ship helps me cope with abusive trauma 

i love just seeing them supporting each other that means so much

i kind of have a hc about keiths mom and dad being like forced roommates?? that shack was like a cabin that keiths dad went to sometimes and suddenly boom an  alien crash lands in his front yard. so then hes like what the fuck? and she like fuck off n hes like youre in my house??? im giving you first aid?? you fuck off

  • they gripe at each other a lot but then fall in love bc im a huge sap
  • so like
  • she crashes basically at his front door right?
  • he saves her, obvs
  • fixes her up bc he is Kind and Compassionate and Totally Not Freaking Out bc what is this huge purple hottie
  • the previously mentioned fuck off scene happens
  • she doesnt take proper care of herself and is out of bed trying to fix her ship after like 6 hours
  • n hes like maybe dont?
  • n shes like i gotta get back to space to do space things
  • the ship is rote off
  • sets up a distress signal instead
  • goes back to bed
  • keiths dad is just like sooooooo…
  • she cuts him off w a look
  • dont. ask.
  • so keiths dad is just sitting there in his cabin with a mean alien when all he wanted to do was relax for a weekend what is even happening?
  • cause like, he cant make her leave thats not nice. he cant leave bc this is his place and what if she hurts herself again bc she obvs doesnt care about her own wellbeing
  • and then hes like oh right the government and military exist i saw those movies i know what happens i gotta keep this on the downlow
  • after a few days of awkwardness and culture shock theyre running low on food bc he was only supposed to be there for a few days so hes like i gotta go get some shit
  • she like i wanna go too this place is boring
  • or something
  • n hes like no. No™ NO NOPE NO CAN DO
  • he gets food and also clothes for her bc shes been wearing a tattered space suit thing
  • the clothes are too small bc she so tol
  • She just takes some of keiths dads clothes even tho those dont fit her either but they fit better than the other clothes he got her
  • this whole time keiths dad has been asking questions about galras and space and shes not telling him a damn thing bc the blade of marmoras lips are sealed tighter than a virgins asshole
  • she just tells him her name and assures him rescue will come soon
  • months go by
  • keiths mom slowly and i mean s l o w l y opens up to keiths dad
  • they become sort of friends
  • he kind of quits his job to stay with her so she wont be alone and starve to death bc the moment she goes anywhere near a town she will be detained and dissected
  • idk if EI exists in the states but im going to assume it does so he lives off that and also has his own savings account so theyre ok
  • his friends are all like what are you doing?? and hes like …nothing…
  • real smooth buddy
  • after a while keiths mom starts to think the BoM arent coming for her i mean whats the life of one soldier marooned in the boonies compared to the whole universe??
  • they talk a lot bc there isnt rly anything else to do and she eventually tells him everything
  • keiths dad just eats this right up he loves space and i mean LOVES IT
  • he wanted to be a pilot but he was colour blind so the garrison booted him
  • (this is a lot of hc to have for someone who was onscreen for like 2.5 seconds and one who hasnt even and maybe never will be introduced)
  • so much time passes that keiths mom gives up on being rescued
  • they fall in love and have a kid and GUESS WHOS BACK (BACK BACK) BACK AGAIN (GAIN GAIN)
  • its the blades!
  • they came all this way to save ur sorry ass so u better get on that ship they say
  • so keiths mom is like but i want to stay
  • they dont care
  • keiths dad is watching from inside trying to keep keith quiet bc neither of them know how the blades would react to a human/galra hybrid
  • oh ya i forgot to mention that keiths mom was supposed to be a rly important person???? yeah shes that
  • anyway shes rly important within the blades and they want her back asap it just took them forever to get to earth
  • so beforehand keiths mom gave keiths dad the dagger to give to keith if the blades ever came and took her back bc they would never let a liability just live contently in the middle of nowhere
  • and she would be, if the empire ever found her
  • shes got the deets
  • so it was either go with them and be an active blade or die
  • they have to basically drag her to the ship but she goes, hoping that one day keith will find out what the dagger means and find her
  • MEANWHILE theres been rumours going around about that weird guy who lives in the desert
  • keiths dad moves back to the city brokenhearted with a half alien son
  • finds a job
  • years pass
  • life goes on
  • those rumors are STILL flying around, the government catches wind
  • keith, this scrawny elementary schooler, goes home to an empty apartment
  • keith goes to the next door neighbour bein like my dads gone
  • he goes into fostercare
  • foster home number infinity rolls around a guess what older genius he has to share a room with
  • shiro
  • its shiro
  • queue found family brotherly bonding
  • keith joined the garrison bc of shiro
  • behaved because of him
  • got to the top of his class from his encouragement
  • but then
  • oh but then
  • kerberos
  • queue abandonment issues
  • once he was gone
  • pchooooo it all went downhill
  • keith got kicked out for not dealing with his feelings in a healthy way
  • he didnt need to be tossed for issues with authority he needed grief counselling
  • and then he became a desert gremlin
  • i also have half baked ideas of a secret bunker beneath that cabin where his mom and dad hid most of the wreckage that keith could eventually find if they go back to earth 
top botw ships. warning: these are canon

PAYA: shes been cooped up so long she just fell in love with the first dude who showed up at her house, thats not healthy. she needs to get out into the world, travel, meet people, make out with some of them. my suggestion is the shopgirl at hateno who hides in the corner all the time

MIPHA: shes dead she cant date anyone

SIDON: the white bird man with the eyeliner. yeah cmon shark n bird lets get weird with it

RIJU: i think shes p much the only teen in the game, everyone else is either an adult or toddler so idk. sorry your the only teen i guess your married to the job

YUNOBO: gorons dont fuck. i dont believe in it

ZELDA: its messed up that she even still has a living body, im shipping her with a bed so she can rest

LINK: a very large sandwich, like one of those dagwood scooby doo deals

Shows I watch and my opinions on ships:

( Shadowhunters, Arrow, The Flash, Girl Meets World (rip), Riverdale, and The Fosters )

Shadowhunters; SAPHAEL IS MY LIFE AND I LITERALLY MADE A TUMBLR DEDICATED TO IT. Honestly, I don’t see how you CAN’T SHIP THEM. BUT DOES ANYONE HAVE THE PROBLEM OF GOING BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN SAIA (simon and maia) AND SAPHAEL CAUSE I DO. But like have we even seen a bit of sizzy AT ALL?? LIKE MAYBE A COUPLE OF SECONDS OF IT. And yeah yeah, I know sizzy is gonna come at some point and start building up but let’s just all appreciate the time we have left. CAN I TALK ABOUT MY NOTP THOUGH? CLIMON. THE STUPIDEST SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. CLARY DOESN’T LIKE SIMON LIKE THAT AND I THINK EVERYONE KNOWS THAT, IT’S JUST SHE CAN’T HAVE JACE SO SHE’S LOOKING FOR AN EASY BOYFRIEND. LIKE SHE NEVER LIKED HIM LIKE THAT. AND ONCE SHE FIGURES OUT JACE ISN’T HER BROTHER BYE BYE SIMON. ONE OF THE MANY REASONS WHY I HATE HER.


Arrow; olicity is the cutest thing in the world and I totally ship them. But honestly for a long time I shipped Felicity and Ray. Like I love Ray and he’s such a sweetheart so I was like hey why not. They were pretty cute. Lyla and John are also really cute but for the longest time I hated Lyla because she was a bitch when she was working with Amanda Waller (rip), but now she’s okay. ROY AND THEA OTP OTP OTP OTP LIKE DON’T EVEN TRY ME. IM ONLY ON SEASON 4 SO DON’T SPOIL ANYTHING DJFDU

The Flash; WESTALLEN 200000% hottest ship out there. Such a power couple. BUT MY OTP IS CAITLIN AND JULIAN LIKE THEY NEED A FUCKING SHIP NAME. Also Wally and Jesse are the cutest ship of all time like goals goals goals.

Girl Meets World (rip); You see, I wasn’t sure if I wanted to do this show, but lucaya will forever be one of my favorite ships of all time so I had to. Like does anyone even ship rucas?? THE ONLY REASON RILEY EVEN HAS LUCAS IS BECAUSE MAYA PUSHED HIM AWAY AFTER HE WAS GOING TO FUCKING CHOOSE HER. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JOSHAYA CRAP LIKE WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?1?1?1

Riverdale; VERONICA AND ARCHIE ARE THE HOTTEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET SO IF YOU PUT THEM TOGETHER IT WOULD MAKE SUCH A FUCKING POWER COUPLE. Don’t kill me but I don’t really ship bughead.. I feel like it literally came out of no where. Like where is the build up?? The thing with riverdale is that they have like 0 build up to their relationships. Except for Valerie and Archie, they had a build up, but like yeah they hinted that Jughead liked Betty, BUT WHERE THE FUCK DID IT EVER HINT THAT BETTY MIGHT LIKE JUGHEAD? SHES TOO STUCK ON ARCHIE AND I BET 2 MILLION DOLLARS THAT SHE’S NOT OVER HIM AND IF HE ASKED HER OUT SHE WOULD SAY YES.

The Fosters; BRANDON AND CALLIE ALL THE FUCKING WAY. LIKE THAT IS SUCH A STRONG SHIP AND I DONT CARE IF THEY ARE BASICALLY SIBLINGS, NOT BY BLOOD THEY AREN’T. AND YES IT IS SORT OF WEIRD I GUESS BUT FUCK THE WRITERS FOR MAKING ME SHIP THEM BECAUSE MY OTP IS BASICALLY INCEST.


If you reached the end you are a champ because you just read a good page of me ranting :))

anonymous asked:

are there any w/w ships/relationships portrayed in any form of media that you personally don't like? tbh it really seems like its COMPULSORY for ever lgbt+ people to like every same gender relationship portrayed in media regardless of whether it's well written or healthy or not

the peer pressure to like any and all things wlw is only a tumblr thing i promise. 

but yeah ofcourse i don’t ship everything that tumblr ships in the wlw world. lgbt+ rep is always appreciated and for the most part I’ll give something a chance if I see it has positive lgbt+ rep, but I do need more than just cool rep to get me to like a couple or to enjoy a show. 

i have my “hell no I dont ship them” or “i dont see what the big deal is” ships but lmao i stay in my lane. if a ship is making people happy like who the fuck cares if i ship them or not. that’s my philosophy.

anonymous asked:

hi im new to the whole guzma fandom thing xD but i love that dude and was wondering if u could maybe rec a few fics with him in it? preferably guzma x reader :] i dont rlly ship him with the lusamine and i've seen a couple of those

 Yeah of course! I didn’t know if you wanted one shots or like a multichapter fic but here are a few I liked and if you want more I’ll ad more - I added the link to them and a description :)  (they’re all on AO3 and most if not all are rated M I think so I’m sorry if you don’t like them):

-’Healing’ by irinokat

“Seeing Guzma back with his parents is a bit more painful than you might realize at first.”

-‘Swept by the Tempest’ by staralfurr

“Everybody—no matter how unlikely they may seem—has a soulmate.”

Sick and tired of the pressure your family puts on you to find your signifiant other, you impulsively move across the world to explore the islands of Alola thinking that will give you some time before the mysterious Guzma person whose name is written on your skin waltzs into your life. But, oh, were you wrong. And once you find each other in the middle of the chaos, there is no escaping fate—or escaping him.

-Love’s a Funny Thing by JustxAxRandomxPersonx

“When you moved to Alola only a few days ago the last thing you expected was to find a man nearly freezing to death on your doorstep. He’s rude, loud, and wouldn’t know a thing about romance if it jump kicked him in the face. You don’t know why you start falling for him - but hey, love’s a funny thing.”

-Winter To Summer by TreeCafe

Guzma is a fan of you, since he was a teenager, as you are the Sinnoh champion. It inspired him to take the Island Trial in his home Alola. After having his dreams crushed and only secretly following your recent activity, his fanboy instincts spark once again once he finds out you are planning to visit Alola. Shenanigans ensue as he tries his best to impress you.

-Soaked to the Bone by Seghs

After completing your Island Challenge you go to visit Kukui, but end up getting caught up in a rainstorm. You and your team take shelter in a quaint little house on route 2, when one of the residents arrives home unexpectedly and finds you half dressed, soaking wet, and standing in his room.

anonymous asked:

what are your ships :000 ???

OO well i thought i listed them before but i guess not lol

DEH: 

tree bros

flower pals

jared x good times ( jared is,,,,g ood,,,i love him,,) 

BMC:

boyf riends

pinkberry

richjake

cinnabun (platonic jenna x christine) 

Heathers:

Veronica x Heather M.

Veronica x Martha

Veronica x Heather M. x Martha

Kurt x Ram

anonymous asked:

So why is it important to tell people not to ship shiro with other paladins? I mean, I dont personally see him being involved that way with them but is it really important to tell another person how they should think or what they should like? I understand why you dont like it but why not seperate from it so you dont see it and just not give a shit about what someone else is into and just not get involved in their personal life since ya dont know them (hopefully?)

Speaking out against sh*ladin ships is literally SO IMPORTANT because they’re normalizing pedophila and exposing minors to a dangerous mindset. I don’t actively seek out and harass sh*ladin shippers, I block them as they appear. I don’t want those kinds of people to be near me. But???? You’re basically saying “yeah i dont see why u care that ppl are engaging in pedophilic art/content u should just ignore it”. I’m not??? Going to ignore such a big issue. Sh*ro is an ADULT. a confirmed 25 year old. And the paladins are MINORS. p*dge is essentially a CHILD. the age gap/power imbalance is seriously insane. I’m voicing my disapproval because I AM LITERALLY A MINOR MYSELF and the fact that people think it’s okay to ship a 25 year old with minors is disgusting and?? should not continue. It’s gross that we even have to deal with people like that in the first place. And I DO give a shit about what those nasty shaladingdongs ship because it is not!! okay!!!!!!! for an adult to think it’s okay to romantically pursue a minor/for a minor to think that’s its NORMAL for someone so much older than them to pursue them. So, yeah.

anonymous asked:

hi lisa :D mind revealing your top 10 BL couples? pretty pls

omg of COURSE I DON’T MIND most of these are manhwa but i have some manhua and manga in there too

  1. FOOLS - eungi & jeongwoo (what did you expect lmfao)
  2. RAISING A BAT/BATBREED - chun sam & min gyeom
  3. H&H ROMAN COMPANY - ginger & rum (i want to post more about them tbh,,, theyre so cute ahh)
  4. DARK HEAVEN - simon & conor
  5. I’M YOUR CUTE COPYCAT - yohan/john & semin (i hate spelling his romanized name my finger always goes to the e instead of the i)
  6. YATAMOMO - yata-chan & momo (ahhh theyre so cute tbh i love them a lot)
  7. ITOSHI NO NEKOKKE - mii-kun & kei-chan (OKAY LISTEN TO ME PLEASE READ THIS!!! THEYRE SO CUTE AND GOOD AND I LOVE THIS STORY SO MUCH I READ IT IN LIKE 2015 AND I FOUND IT AGAIN RECENTLY I JUST. FELL IN LOVE ALL OVER AGAIN PLS)
  8. 19 DAYS - jian yi & zhen xi
  9. OUT OF CONTROL/NEVER UNDERSTAND - dohoon and yumin (i love yuri and jaerim too but i have so many side ship feelings for them theyre my faves)
  10. i couldnt pick so i have like 4,,,
  • TEN COUNT - shirotani & kurose
  • HIDAMARI GA KIKOERU - taichi & kouhei (really REALLY good read 100% recommend)
  • BLOOD BANK - eric & shell
  • HEY, YOUR CAT EARS ARE SHOWING - i dont know their names but the main guy and the small catboy !!!! its super cute i havent read it in awhile but im probably going to read it again;;; ahhh idk if they’re rlly considered a couple but they’re super cute??

anyways yeah that was really long but like im v indecisive

these are all of the ones in english btw!!! if i did everything including untranslated stuff im p sure this post would jump out of the computer screen and slap me for being so incompetent at making lists

anonymous asked:

Why do people ship sebastian and ciel? Is ciel a child?

i don’t wanna take this one, i’m sorry, i just woke up.