i dont remember how to do anything

anonymous asked:

hi! so i'm a trans guy and i think i'm somewhere on the ace spectrum? and my partner keeps suggesting sexual things and like, i'm totally down for it, but i'm not really...feeling(?) anything out of it? idk if this makes sense but pls help me

how you feel is completely normal!! some people on the ace spectrum love sex, some hate it, some think its okay but dont really care about it, just like anyone else. just remember that you dont have to do anything sexual if you dont wanna, but if youre down for it then thats cool!!!

one of my favourite things about Liam is that he loves to indulge fans by wearing whatever ridiculous things that we throw on stage

for example look at this happy bub being a cowboy. hes just so happy and content being his childhood fave

then we have liam being his other fave Mr, yes-I-am-the-real-batman Payne

then i dont even remember this but liam became the sun?? and a flower?? At The SAME TiME??!!!??!??!

AS IF I WASNT ALREADY DEAD HE GOTTA BE A CUTE LITTLE SHIT AND WEAR THIS FLOWER CROWN KNOWING FULL WELL MY HEART CANT TAKE IT 

AND IF THAT DIDNT KILL YOU HOW ABOUT A BUNNY 

THEN LIAM FIGURED OUT THE A-GAME OF COSTUMES AND SHOWED US THAT LIAM PAYNE IS PROBABLY THE CUTEST PERSON TO EVER WALK THE PLANET AND WOULD DO ANYTHING HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO MAKE US SMILE. EXHIBIT A - THE ABNANA COSTUME. TELL EM THIS IS NOT THE BEST THING YOUVE EVER SEEN

AND FINALLY WE’VE REACHED THE #1 LIAM COSTUME THE COSTUME SO CUTE I CANT DESCRIBE IT, THE COSTUME IVE CRIED OVER, THE NIGHT I KNEW THAT BY STANNING LIAM I HAD MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE. THE CATERPILLAR COSTUME 

TELL ME WHO ELSE WOULD DO THIS. WHO ELSE WOULD PUT ON THIS HUGE, HOT, SWEATY COSTUME IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF FANS AND STILL EB ABLE TO SING LIKE AN ANGEL. LIAM. JAMES. PAYNE. 

I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT HOTDOG!LIAM I HATE MYSELF

Carapace Moon Destruction

So what if this isn’t an isolated incident? What if there has been something like this before. It seems so dramatic to think the Carapaces could destroy the Moon, but remember- The Kids are the Gods of the new world.

So I could imagine like.

“JADE: daaaave, the carapaces destroyed the moon again!”

“DAVE: shit what”

“JADE: get up there and turn back time before it was blown up please!”

“DAVE: im busy why dont you use your space powers to rebuild it”

“JADE: im busy too! come on, i can see youre not doing anything!”

“DAVE: i dont like floating up to space its dark and it stinks”

“JADE: theres no air up there how could it possibly stink?!”

“ROXY: UGH do i have to go there myself and pop da missin part of the moon back from the void u two r impossible”

Wednesday 30.11.16 at 6.43pm

Translation by myself (and Google Translate)
Isak & Even

~~~

Pick it pack it fire it up come along and take a hit from the bong. Put the blunt down just for a second. Don’t get me wrong its not a new method. Inhale exhale* *cigarette emoji*
I don’t like my own bed

What’s wrong with it?

I just got used to yours now. When are you done studying for your test?

I have it on friday and I’m fucked. I’m so behind

Should I help you study?

Hahaha

You have to remember that I’m a 3rd grader. I know a lot more than you

Hahaha you don’t know anything about physics, do you?

How difficult can it be?
I took physics in Elvebakken

Physics and media?
*video of Even’s interview from Elvebakken*

Hahaha. Do you stalk me?

Yes
Who is Mikael

The previous man of my life

Asshole

No. You’re the only one.

❤️

Ok I don’t have more time to talk with you. Going to shower.

Dont.

Uh? What?

Fuck it. Come back to me.

~~~

*lyrics from the song “Hits from the bong” by Cypress Hill

  • me: i need to do this essay
  • me: i dont want to do this essay
  • me: it’s due tho
  • me: come on you always pull through, you always get your shit done on time, how did you do this last time?
  • me:
  • me: i straight up can't remember
  • me: anyway gotta do this
  • me: slips into an essay coma and writes 2000 cohesive words in 40 minutes, then wakes up with no memory of writing anything
  • me: ok w/e

so u know how boys are always super competitive in p.e for no reason, and that made the girls super frustrated and just dont wanna do anything. in year 9, my school actually created a “girls p.e” for girls who dont wanna join normal p.e classes and in there we did fun stuff like yoga, just dance, pilates, intense gym sessions, or sometimes when the teacher is lazy we just lay there and talk or meditate. everyone enjoyed it so much and it ended up being my fave subject ever

The second we found our love again was the same second we remembered that in a month our hearts will be miles away. So we both didn’t say anything, but we knew.
—  We knew

I consider this tweet 1 of the MOST important tweets since the hiatus ! .. Do u know what it means that Louis “Wasnt sure about doing smt by his own ?” do u understand that he had “lack of self esteem/confidence” before jho released ?!!!

-Do u remember what made Louis unique & media attention more than Ot3 since the hiatus? Unfortunately “babygate”& syco/simon shows & projects

-Pls dont missunderstand me , I am 100% know that Louis hates babygate and was obligated to participate in it ..But How? How syco convinced him thats ok to be a fake dad ?? , Cuz they made him feel that “HE CANT DO ANYTHING BY HIS OWN"😡he is not like Ot3 specially Liam&Harry, and they did the same with Niall and the modest golf 😑…they told Louis that stunting with fake gf and baby scandal plus using him in syco & simon’ projects as “XF judging,the label and girl band,AGT” are his savers !!

○They made him think that he is the one needs syco/simon but The reality is that syco/simon are the ones who NEED Louis’ name for their projects ! 😠

- Who remember the weekly paps and articles about Louis since the hiatus ?!! We all were like “WHY”… & what was the main issue goes arounds him that let all the media TMZ,DM,THE SUN…ect talk abt him and wrote headlines everyday? its BABYGATE 💩..syco’ stunts

●Do u know now why syco/simon HATES Just Hold On and not helping Louis AT ALL on his own project ? Cuz its not related to their ugly stunts .. Its not related to their other clients (thats why they forced james arthur and Lauren on @steveaoki ) , its not related to simon TV shows and when he performed it for the 1st time, XF main twitter acc didnt mention Louis even once !! they were only talking about their contests and the show was going to start aftrr hours , even I doubted that day it was only rumours and Louis ll not perform in the XF !!

●Do u know why now he wrote this tweet? cuz he was down by his team before #JHO, they tried to kill his confidence and distract him with fake public & media attention through their ugly stunts they forced him in .. & now when he did smt by his own he discovered THAT HE CAN be successful by his OWN, he is talented, smart, has a huge fan base who loves & support him til the end 💙..✌🎉

“Love You Louis"💟☺

Originally posted by irinagudronchik

i just remembered i really, really hate clarke griffin. i hate the show version of her, i hate the fanon version of her, i hate everything she stands for (other than her sexuality- she is good bi rep), i hate how the narrative frames her, i hate how it’s always at the expense of poc, i hate how she can do no wrong, i hate her white saviourism, i hate how she can get away with anything and harming anyone and still be seen as Good by everyone/forgiven by her people while poc who actually try to protect their ppl at their own risk are always seen as bad, i hate how she’s the Other and Special and everyone falls in love with her instantly, i hate how she’s supposed to be tortured and sad when unlike the others shes never been through physical trauma or torture, i hate how she treats raven, i despise how she treats bellamy and manipulates him and i hate that yall romanticize the fuck out that and of his loyalty and servitude/white princess brown knight trope, i hate that she has no real friendships or bonds with the hundred because the writers can’t write her character properly and yet she’s the queen of the delinquents and they all look up to her as wise and the final boss, i hate that she’s one of the most privileged people on the ark and her subsequent biases and crap is never addressed and always presented as a good quality. 

i hate clarke griffin.

anonymous asked:

i think it's important to remember that, yes, fiction *does* impact reality-- no, no, wait, dont leave yet, stay with me here-- BUT it doesnt impact it anywhere near the way antis think it does. fiction can make people happy, or inspire people to better themselves, but antis think it has a 1:1 "monkey see, monkey do" effect, where writing something "abusive" somehow increases the number of abusers irl. (not that anything is EVER the abuser's fault, though, it's all because of those shippers! /s)

alright i support this view of how fiction affects reality and i agree with you on how antis blame abusive behavior in real life on abusive situations in fictions mainly because i feel like that’s just excusing their behavior and letting them off easy 

anonymous asked:

Chessy.. I lost my virginity on my 15th birthday (like 7ish months ago) and that's the only time I've ever had sex and thinking about it makes me feel bad.. like it was completely my decision I wasn't forced or anything but I feel gross when I think about it and it makes me sad I feel like I should've waited and I feel stupid. I dunno, sorry for ranting @ u but do u have any words of wisdom ? ♥️

just remember that sex doesnt define u or say anything about how good or worthy a person u are, its horrible to feel negatively about a sexual experience but please dont think that negativity reflects on u badly and i hope u arent too harsh on yourself bc u have done nothing wrong

so im listening to dear evan hansen again and im just remembering all my problems and like the show describes them so well and i just feel really alone and i know the show is supposed to make people feel less alone but i just feel so alone and helpless and i cant do anything about it and i just dont know im just a mess rn ik how fucking cliche its just i dont know what to do

anonymous asked:

Hi! Do you have any thoughts of what will arc C be about? We have a lot of hints like Vijay and Papa Fitz. To be hones i dont have idea how they are gonna end this crazy arc so anything could happen. Sorry if this isnt written right, english isnt my first language! Love your theories so much xo

Hi Anon!

Thank you!

I’m going back and forth here.   But my overall feeling is it will be something along the lines of “Remember that thing from Season 1, well its back!”  A type of Resurgence if you will.  

So while I can’t pin down the exact theme this is what I’m looking to see.  

  • The Mad Science escalates!  We might get a handle on the LMD’s but we saw in the Peek AIDA is stepping it up a notch here.
    • If something happens to Radcliffe’s Framework and his ability to go into look for him to step it up in the Mad Science department personally.
    • AIDA is going to continue to scare the hades out of us. 
  • Darkhold is still very much in play.
  • The Big Bad that is lurking comes out of the shadows and into the light.  I still have my eye on something with more of a science focus like AIM, Leviathan, Council of 9, and with all this Season 1 talk…Hydra rising again (Its possible, after all Shield survived its fall after seemingly being wiped out).   
    • They will have been pulling the strings for  a long time.  IE they had Papa Fitz give Radcliffe the LMD plans kind of thing.
  • Season 1 things I am watching for:
    • Hydra past or present
    • Centipede 
    • Deathlock
    • What the heck happened to Quinn and the Gravitonium
    • GH/Tahiti
    • Rising Tide (Chloe mentioned her real life BF a lot in her recent round of interviews and he played Miles so its in the mix for me).
  • Daisy to be more central to the story, see her really coming into her own as a leader and a hero.  
  • Papa Fitz, not sure how much he is involved if he’s a one and done or if he gets a full on super villain arc but he’ll be back in play.  
  • Vijay….I’m not sure if we see him again this season now.  He’s effectively been put on ice like Donnie was.  Out of the picture until they are ready to do a big Inhuman story line.  If I”m wrong and we take a turn and drop the Science and go full on into Inhumans in C he’ll be back.  But with his sister gone I’m not counting on it.  
  • Mack’s touch with Ghost Rider comes back into play.
  • Depending on how 15 goes the Playground could be compromised enough that they have to work out of the Zephyr for a bit ala the Bus in Season 1.  IE its a secret base that AIDA and Radcliffe know the location of. 

That’s what I’ve go for now…they’ve done a very good job of keeping a lid on things.   Since it is going to be the pod finale I’m hoping for a few articles/hints from the entertainment sites over the next few days to give us a clue.  And have no double we are in for a crazy cliffhanger going into hiatus.   

anonymous asked:

Do you know how many baseballs have been pledged? Are we close to the 500 target?

We’re currently hovering around the 370 mark. We’d love to hit 500. It’ll make a huge impact. The baseballs are important. 

Hopefully the Pitches come through!

Dear Pat,

I hope you are resting enough, spending loads of time with your family, and eating all that you need too. Please remember self health and family comes before book writing. Writing can be tiring and frustrating, so please take all the breaks you need!

We will be patient, and we understand (for how much we whine about waiting for the next book). But, suppose we do really do it for just prodding and making jokes of it. I’m sure you understand that. Know us, your fans, are here to support you and are very excited; appreciating all the work you do and you put forth into your marvelous fantasy world.

I want to personally thank you for writing these books, and writing the way you have. It’s been the best set of books I have been able to focus on in years, and a large set of characters I have learned to love, hate, and hold dear to my heart. Especially characters like silly Simmon and Kote. The dynamics you write with the characters are some of the best I have ever indulged in; laughing and even pulling some of the jokes in real life. It’s so human and so natural… Thank you. 

Honestly, you seem like a really cool human being and someone that could hold deep and calm conversations over coffee / tea for hours. Which is sometimes hard to see with some writers because of the writer prestige ideal. You really seem like someone who would chat and talk about fan theories with your fans if you had the time and explain the things we may not understand in more depth. Which is another thing I and fans would like to thank you on. For being so human and casual.

Really, just thank you Mr. Rothfuss. Thank you for these books, your versus writing, your tweets– everything. I hope you are having a wonderful evening/morning and share more about what you are up too.

Thank you.

Sincerely, A huge fan, 

kote-the-inn-keeper / Samuel 

anonymous asked:

chara shifts arent bad but like. if i dwell on that fact all i can think about is how amazing hugs were from the family. they were soft and warm and reassuring and its like u could feel the love in them. i remember fighting just to stay awake when they hugged me it was so nice. my fp is asriel so i dont feel as bad as i wouldve alone but id honestly do anything to feel that feeling again

what do people even do. like what are peoples hobbies and how do they fill up their free time. i cant remember the last time ive done anything in my spare time other than hateread homophobes blogs and binge drink and smoke too much and fuck strangers i dont know what to do i genuinely cannot think of anything i hate depression

okay so this is very nerd of me but I used to play the hobbit kingdoms of middle earth ALL of the time and I was in the top ranked alliance and I had a very high rank myself but then I stopped playing and I havent been on in like a year and a half so I got kicked out of my alliance and I dont remember how to play at all but what I do know is I have a shit ton of might, no food, hundreds of chests to open, hundreds of coins to use, and no idea how to build anything

hELP