i dont remember how to do anything

one of my favourite things about Liam is that he loves to indulge fans by wearing whatever ridiculous things that we throw on stage

for example look at this happy bub being a cowboy. hes just so happy and content being his childhood fave

then we have liam being his other fave Mr, yes-I-am-the-real-batman Payne

then i dont even remember this but liam became the sun?? and a flower?? At The SAME TiME??!!!??!??!

AS IF I WASNT ALREADY DEAD HE GOTTA BE A CUTE LITTLE SHIT AND WEAR THIS FLOWER CROWN KNOWING FULL WELL MY HEART CANT TAKE IT 

AND IF THAT DIDNT KILL YOU HOW ABOUT A BUNNY 

THEN LIAM FIGURED OUT THE A-GAME OF COSTUMES AND SHOWED US THAT LIAM PAYNE IS PROBABLY THE CUTEST PERSON TO EVER WALK THE PLANET AND WOULD DO ANYTHING HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO MAKE US SMILE. EXHIBIT A - THE ABNANA COSTUME. TELL EM THIS IS NOT THE BEST THING YOUVE EVER SEEN

AND FINALLY WE’VE REACHED THE #1 LIAM COSTUME THE COSTUME SO CUTE I CANT DESCRIBE IT, THE COSTUME IVE CRIED OVER, THE NIGHT I KNEW THAT BY STANNING LIAM I HAD MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE. THE CATERPILLAR COSTUME 

TELL ME WHO ELSE WOULD DO THIS. WHO ELSE WOULD PUT ON THIS HUGE, HOT, SWEATY COSTUME IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF FANS AND STILL EB ABLE TO SING LIKE AN ANGEL. LIAM. JAMES. PAYNE. 

I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT HOTDOG!LIAM I HATE MYSELF

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: but even in the first clips we see of overwatch widowmaker and reaper are working together, these two characters so hellbent on being tough and deadly and not needing anyone or anything, amelie loyal to talon and all she has left and gabriel with a grudge and anger and hurt boiling inside of him and yet they rely solely on each other, are vulnerable to each other, need each other, the way reaper clings to amelie when she's exiting the museum with her grapple hook, how they look at each other, used to each other, KNOW each other and how they work and their strengths and weaknesses and how throwing sombra into the mix is something so unpredictable how they communicate with just glances and i truly believe they would take each other's side in anything and reaper remembering the amelie before she became widowmaker, seeing her w gerard, perhaps even attending her wedding and having thought of her and amelie not even aware of his existence tbh until they're thrown together in this twist of cruel fate and now they have nothing but each other and pain and a job to do
the foxes as shit i’ve pulled in first year university

a follow up to my the foxes as shit i pulled in high school

Neil Josten: Accidentally cut my hand open on a filing cabinet in the special collections and archives and bled on a collection worth $650,000 (i was actively more worried about the collection, while everyone else was worried about my bleeding hand)

Andrew Minyard: professor told the class that if we didn’t want to be there we could leave. so i fuckin left.

Kevin Day: did shots with my friends on my birthday and then went to a classics seminar on rome and bullshitted my way through it while almost completely drunk (and having not done the readings)

bonus Kevin Day: majored in history

Nicky Hemmick: Accidentally outed myself in a seminar because i couldn’t resist making a gay joke

Aaron Minyard: Skipped every single hall meeting for residence, saw my don everyday and told him i’d be at the next one.  i never was.

Matt Boyd: accidentally said “booty call” in a seminar while making a completely legitimate academic point

Seth Gordon: during a role-playing problem solving thing i just said “oh no i died” and wouldn’t participate for the rest of the activity

Allison Reynolds: used my women and gender studies seminar as an outlet to bitch about the patriarchy

Renee Walker: told my roommate that i loved her and she was like a beautiful hobbit while completely hammered (this was the second week and i actually hate her?)

Dan Wilds: begrudgingly took on a leadership role in a class because if i hadn’t nothing would have fucking gotten done

Wymack: leave my ringer on on nights i know my friends are drinking and tell them to call me if anything goes wrong - i pretend to be annoyed if they do but secretly im relieved that they’re not in danger

Jean Moreau: made jokes about wanting to die and got talked to by the TA because they were concerned

stag night
  • *at the club*
  • sherlock: *singing* WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE
  • john: WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOOOOPELESSSSS PLAAAAAACCCCCE
  • sherlock: JOHNNNN ITS USSSS
  • john: WHHAAAAAAT
  • sherlock: WE FOUND LOOOOOOOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE
  • john: HEEEEYYYYY WANNA HEAR A SEEEECRETTTT???
  • sherlock: SUURRREEE
  • john: *whisper yells* I DONT LOVE MARY I LOVE YOOOOUUUUU
  • sherlock: *surprised face* OHHHHHHH I LOOOOOOOVVVEE YOU TOOOOO JOHNNNNNNYYYY
  • john: *pulls sherlock down and kisses him*
  • sherlock: hmm i don't mind *kisses john again*
  • -the next morning-
  • lestrade: WAKEY WAKEY
  • sherlock: that was awful
  • john: yeah it was, truly awful
  • sherlock: *remembers what happened during 'we found love' and then acts like he was remembering about tessa and starts talking about her instead*
  • john: *walks out of the building with him and when he's hailing a cab, remembers too.*
  • *in the cab*
  • john: so umm, do you remember anything from last night?
  • sherlock: um some things... how about you?
  • john: i don't remember anything.
  • sherlock: i mostly remember the case... but i do remember parts of when we were in the club...
  • john: weird. i don't. i don't remember ANY OF IT.
  • sherlock: you're being kind of defensive...
  • john: I AM NOT GAY
  • sherlock: O-O

dear afab demigirls and amab demiboys: woah!! you are all so aesthetically pleasing and hella nb! please dont forget that, no matter how u might doubt urself sometimes. ur definitely not cis, even if u dont experience dysphoria. and if u do experience dysphoria, thats perfectly valid too! i love you

dear afab demiboys: ur so handsome and cool! remember that you are not worth less than trans men bc u dont fully identify with “male”, and that u dont have to live up to anybodys expectations of masculinity if u dont want to. i hope can get a hold of a binder or anything else u might need, and that u are surrounded with love and support. i love you

dear amab demigirls: wowie, you are so beautiful! im proud that i have such great and amazing ppl as my demigirl siblings. u can present as femininely or genderlessly or masculinely as u want and u will still be a demigirl, nb, and trans, if you identify that way, and i will continue to support u completely. i hope u are surrounded with happiness and support from loved ones. i love you

dear intersex demigirls and demiboys, who may fit into any of the above categories: what the heckie ur so awesome!! im so glad that u can bring ur experience as an intersex person to the table in the lovely demigender community. thank u for being rad! i love you

  • me: i need to do this essay
  • me: i dont want to do this essay
  • me: it’s due tho
  • me: come on you always pull through, you always get your shit done on time, how did you do this last time?
  • me:
  • me: i straight up can't remember
  • me: anyway gotta do this
  • me: slips into an essay coma and writes 2000 cohesive words in 40 minutes, then wakes up with no memory of writing anything
  • me: ok w/e
Pilot Plays Sims part 1

I’m playing Sims with my sim and Nino right now living together. I will document my experience

- holy shit his last name is Torteese because i made him in like may of last year and didnt know his last name

-we’re dating oh my god

-Nino put your FUCKING SHIRT ON AND GO TO WORK

- kick it babe

- I dont remember giving myself purple highlights but you know what it works so we’ll let it go for now

- im so embarrassed that we’re dating tbh thats so embarrassing 

-Dude you’re feeling good right now why are you fucking around on the web!?

- he ‘revealed a deep secret’ to me but it was a picture of a mermaid? New Headcanon Nino is fuckin terrified of mermaids apparently

- i imagine he was like “I just dont understand. how do they poop? how do they anything!? i cant sleep at night because of this shit”

- we took a cute ass selfie

-mother fucker serenading me over some god damn eggs oh my god


I’m gonna be playing for awhile so Part 1 I guess

The second we found our love again was the same second we remembered that in a month our hearts will be miles away. So we both didn’t say anything, but we knew.
—  We knew

I consider this tweet 1 of the MOST important tweets since the hiatus ! .. Do u know what it means that Louis “Wasnt sure about doing smt by his own ?” do u understand that he had “lack of self esteem/confidence” before jho released ?!!!

-Do u remember what made Louis unique & media attention more than Ot3 since the hiatus? Unfortunately “babygate”& syco/simon shows & projects

-Pls dont missunderstand me , I am 100% know that Louis hates babygate and was obligated to participate in it ..But How? How syco convinced him thats ok to be a fake dad ?? , Cuz they made him feel that “HE CANT DO ANYTHING BY HIS OWN"😡he is not like Ot3 specially Liam&Harry, and they did the same with Niall and the modest golf 😑…they told Louis that stunting with fake gf and baby scandal plus using him in syco & simon’ projects as “XF judging,the label and girl band,AGT” are his savers !!

○They made him think that he is the one needs syco/simon but The reality is that syco/simon are the ones who NEED Louis’ name for their projects ! 😠

- Who remember the weekly paps and articles about Louis since the hiatus ?!! We all were like “WHY”… & what was the main issue goes arounds him that let all the media TMZ,DM,THE SUN…ect talk abt him and wrote headlines everyday? its BABYGATE 💩..syco’ stunts

●Do u know now why syco/simon HATES Just Hold On and not helping Louis AT ALL on his own project ? Cuz its not related to their ugly stunts .. Its not related to their other clients (thats why they forced james arthur and Lauren on @steveaoki ) , its not related to simon TV shows and when he performed it for the 1st time, XF main twitter acc didnt mention Louis even once !! they were only talking about their contests and the show was going to start aftrr hours , even I doubted that day it was only rumours and Louis ll not perform in the XF !!

●Do u know why now he wrote this tweet? cuz he was down by his team before #JHO, they tried to kill his confidence and distract him with fake public & media attention through their ugly stunts they forced him in .. & now when he did smt by his own he discovered THAT HE CAN be successful by his OWN, he is talented, smart, has a huge fan base who loves & support him til the end 💙..✌🎉

“Love You Louis"💟☺

Originally posted by irinagudronchik

New doms

Hello,
Today i thought id touch on the subject of new doms. This is mostly for the new doms that dont know where to start so this isnt really a post for littles but feel free to stick around. Now doms, hello if you didnt know im a little (who has a daddy). Some people are appallingly shocked by going from vanilla to dommy very quickly. So, im going to give you a few tips to help the transition. The first thing to remember is that your baby is a BABY depending on their little age which means that they are most likely going to act that age. If it gets to much you can always send them to go color a picture, watch tv, or send them for a nap if they get fussy. Another alternative is to play with stuffies but they might ask you to play as well also asking them to be a big girl so you can talk it out right then and there. Second be open with your partner once out of little space tell them what you thought, how you felt while doing it and what maybe they could change. Thrid thing is to remember you’re new you wont get it straight away in fact it may take a few months. Remember that Spankings are ok as long as aftercare is involved afterwards you dont want to leave them because they can feel very unloved. Remember spankings must always be deserved there are spanking for fun then spankings for punishments. Fun spankings is them walking (or'playtime’) and you tap their butt . Punishment is more of a bending over the knee. To many spankings can be to much try to limit to 10 a day and use time out or other punishments for the other time your partner is bad. On to eating habits remember your little is like a child and depending their little age they might want you to cook for them. If you cant cook yet order out but i suggest at least learning how to make nuggets. I do want to point out you DONT have to buy your little expensive gifts in order to be a good dom. I know you may see these doms with lots of money buying their littles anything and everything just know your little loves you and thinks your the best dom in the world.

I think thats it don’t worry i will be making a part two for long distance doms as well. I hope you enjoyed and let me know if you have any questions maybe ill make a third post on this if it gets enough notes. I usually dont touch on the dom subject of things considering my audience is mostly littles but we’ll see and littles let me know if this has help your dom. Theres definitely more i could touch base on but these were just basics no one really mentions. Everyone mentions rules, bathtime, nap time ect but i could do a post more in depth on that so let me know

How to ask an employee for help when they're off the clock

Hey guys! There’s a lot out there on the right way to shop but I havnt seen anything on how to ask help from someone you know works at the store, but is punched out. Its kind of a gray area so ill do my best to clear it up. Remember this a little different than asking normally so I’ll go step by step.

Step one: Dont.

Honestly wtf are they doing to my baby Eva? She’s not herself anymore. Eva wouldn’t trust Sara completely if Sana says she has a bad vibe about her. Don’t y'all remember how Sara and Ingrid cast her out of their gang right before S1 started????

Eva Kviig Mohn, a literal angel, wouldn’t be so chill if she thought some girls were trying to ignore and discard her friend.

kanamari headcanon hour
  • you know that dumb shoujo manga trope where Boy and Girl are childhood friends and the boy asks her to marry him once when they’re 6 and she promptly holds him to it for the next 20 years while he’s forgotten that ever happened
  • mari is the girl, kanan is the boy 
  • kanan absolutely has no recollection of her proposing to mari in first grade with a ring pop, but mari remembers. Forever. and she is 100% holding her to it, only instead of being used for drama she just brings it up at every opportunity to make kanan die
  • ‘wow kanan. so you and mari-san sure go way back huh?’ 'yeah, we–’ 'we’ve been married for 11 years now : )’ 'wow!!!!’ ’MARI SHUT UP
  • and what’s even more unfortunate is
  • 'cut it out! i told you i don’t remember anything like that!!!’ 'well, i do! and our witness dia does too, don’t you dia? :)))’ 'admittedly…… yes, i do recall.’ 'DONT BACK HER UP OH MY GOD’
  • 6 year old kanan made sure to get a lemon flavored ring pop to propose with and that is to mari the highest standard of romance that she still holds her to today
  • 'you were so thoughtful then… so romantic… where did that kanan go….’ LONG, WISTFUL SIGH
  • 15 years later at age 21, kanan proposes with a ring in a lemon cake and goes all 'hows that for romantic huh’ and is caught way off guard when mari starts blubbering. oh. oh, uh. okay.
  • finally she has outdone her 6 year old self…. now she can rest

        ‘  and if he sees us coming for him, he’ll just act that much faster. he’ll throw a buick through a wall or something… ‘   new moon.

anonymous asked:

Hi Aisha, i once read a very interesting document about zionist propaganda and how they incitated Jewish ppl around the world to immigrate to Palestine. Unfortunately i do not remember where i read this and im interested in the subject. i'd love if you could recommend me any ressource on this topic? books or anything (english or arabic i dont mind). Its okay if not, thank you!

I thought I knew a lot of resources on this, turns out I needed help remembering one! These were recommended to me and i hope they help. 

  • Walter Laqueur, A History of Zionism
  • Ilan Pappé, A History of Modern Palestine
  • Tom Segev, One Palestine, Complete 
  • Arthur Hetzberg, The Zionist Idea
  • Edward Said, Zionism From The Standpoint of Its Victims 
  • Gur Alroey, An Unpromising Land: Jewish Migration to Palestine in the Early Twentieth Century
BTS reaction, when you talk to them informally

Seokjin:

“Uhm… I don’t know, if I like it…”

*actually doesn’t like it*

Yoongi:

“What did she… Ah, doesn’t matter.”

Hoseok:

“You should ask meEEEH!”

*but then just laughs, happy, that you’re talking to him as friend*

Namjoon:

“How old are you, huh?”

Jimin:

“Its alright, if its me, but be careful about your speech with elders, ok?”

Taehyung:

“You’re so cute.”

i just couldnt think about anything else><

Jungkook:

“You are younger than me, do you remember?”

Master list

Today’s my first wedding anniversary with my husband, and tbh other than just being happy the wedding planning was over, the thing I remember most is how great my friends and family are. Everyone was willing to help me plan and decorate and do anything, and really it all came together because we, as a group, brought it together. My MILs friend officiated, her ex-boss’ husband did some photography, my friends sister did more photography, her mom MCed all night, my dad bought the alcohol, my MIL and FIL bought the food, I had so many people help decorate, my maids helped me so much, my cousin did my hair while another maid made my dress… it was just so nice, and I’m so blessed.