i dont really like this one but oh well

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I really like the short purple garbage boys voiced by Hiro Shimono

(Fun fact: apparently Lucihara is 1cm shorter than Kokichi. I think that is very important)

  • *707 and MC in an argument*
  • MC: Maybe I just like you!
  • 707: Maybe I just like you, too!
  • MC: Oh really?!
  • 707: Yeah, maybe I've liked you for a really long time but I didn't realize it cause I hated you so much!
  • MC: Are you saying you like me or not? I'm saying I like you!
  • 707: Well, then I'm saying I like you!
  • MC: FINE! Then I guess we're boyfriend and girlfriend!
  • 707: Fine! On one condition
  • 707: I GET TO BE THE BOYFRIEND
FATHER

I LITERALLY BEGGED

@under-top TO WATCH THIS FOR A MINUTE STRAIGHT

SO SHE COULD WATCH THESE 30 SECONDS OF PURE HEARTBREAKING MASTERPIECE.


I SOBBED

SHE CRIED

WE YELLED

AND WE HAD TO ACTUALLY ROLEPLAY OUR TWO BABIES HUGGING AND BEING DORKS BECAUSE WE FELT SO BROKEN ABOUT EVERYTHING AFTER THIS LIKE HOLY HELL THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN UP SINCE AUGUST AND I NEVER MANAGED TO FIND IT UNTIL TODAY WHATS WRONG WITH THE WORLD ITS SO WELL DONE

THIS ARTIST ON YOUTUBE CALLED MISSY HAS DONE MANY OTHER SHORT VIDEOS LIKE THIS ONE AND THEY REALLY DESERVE THE WATCH PLEASE OH GO D I DONT HAVE THE WORDS ANYMORE

The customer is king

Word count: 1349

Genre: Fluff

Summary: So you’re a waitress in a café and Pip works with you and then an old lady happens. Tell the world I slayed this summary.

Pairing: Philip x Reader

Au: modern coffee shop

Warnings: Swearing, Kisses,

Note: Reader is clearly female in this one. I really enjoy writing Philip, and I really needed this so. Yup. I also am toying with a part two of this, but. oh well. Maybe, if y'all like it. Also. Asshole philip is something I really need in life, yet fail to write. Sorry for this being so short. idk. Also get it it’s called King’s café because Philip studied at kings college!!


Being a waitress as the “King’s café” was more adventurous than you first thought, as you applied for the job. Your Boss, Mr. Adams, was an arrogant asshole, but the person that kept you here was your colleague, Philip. He was a handsome, young guy and also a huge bitch. But you could live with that fact, because you enjoyed his presence. Now you were working here for almost two years, and you two had already gone through so much trouble, most of them because of overly disrespectful customers. But as Mr. Adams always put it: “The customer is king.” Even if they complained about the coffee being two degrees too hot, or the amount of whipping cream on their waffles being too high.

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One Last Kiss

Hey, @mouserzwuzhere here is your gift from the @mlsecretsanta exchange! Sorry it took a little while to get it to you. It just kept going!

I went with some Marinette and Jagged Stone brotp and fake dating in one, so I hope you enjoy this! It was fun to write! :)


“You want me to what?”

“Please, you’re the only one Fang seems to actually like. We need an evening to rehearse without interruptions.” Penny sighed. “Look, I’m willing to pay you very well. It’s just one night.”

“I’d have to ask my parents. I dont know if we have enough room for a crocodile.” Marinette glanced over at her mother who was looking increasingly concerned by the conversation she was having.

“Oh, we’ve already rented a room in a hotel nearby. You could stay there with Fang. He really just needs someone to keep an eye on him. He gets lonely.”

Marinette smiled. “Well…”

“Please, Marinette.”

Marinette glanced up at her mother. “Mama, could I stay the night at a hotel with a pet crocodile?”

Sabine raised a brow. “What?”

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“Oh? Um…okay then. She’d look like me, I guess? Whether she’d be grey or coloured, I don’t know. It really depends on how much the “incident” impacted her. (although she wasn’t the one singing so she doesn’t have the guilt–!)

Her attitude, well, she might be as sarcastic as me, worse, or she could be totally naive like Poppy. Or both. If she was like Poppy, then thank god I don’t have a sister.

I hope she’s got a talent for staying out of trouble or I swear–

And as for her name, I don’t care. I have no creativity guys. Who do you think I am– Poppy?”

@eusebiomaia24

sorry this took so long ;3;

lmao when people do fancastings of john but still use cropped photos of matt

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“whoa is she coming over here?” Danny asked, trying not to look at the opening of the hanger where you were.

“she’s looking at you.” one of Danny’s friends grinned, “oh, now she’s coming over.”

“do i look okay?” Danny asked, fidgeting with his sunglasses for a second.

“hey Captain!” you waved, walking over.

“hi Y/N.” Danny grinned at you, “what’s a pretty girl like you doing in a hanger full of grease monkeys and Pilots like me?”

you shrugged, “came to see my favourite captain.”

“really, well he’s a lucky man.” Danny grinned.

“i dont know. he wont ask me out and im getting kind of confused.” you faked sadness.

“Y/N.” he said seriously, “can i take you out for a drink?”

“i thought you’d never ask.”         

Cat breed AU

What breed would each Matsubro be as a cat (assuming they would change to different breeds in the first place)

Osomatsu would most likely be an American Shorthair. A normal, common type of housecat.

Karamatsu would totally be a Birman. Birmans are known for beautiful blue eyes and are long haired, fluffy cats. They’re really beautiful cats, one of the very few, and their fur seemingly shines.

Choromatsu seems to be the one to be a Snowshoe. Snowshoes are known for their white, sock like feet, and due to the ever so known dark colors around the eyes, they might seem nervous to those through pictures. They’re a fluffy cat, but not that long furred.

Ichimatsu is a Bengal. A cat at heart, loving cats, etc, etc, Bengals are one of the very very few wild housecats. It seems to suit the purple brother, as he would most likely be some wild breed, but would fit the housecat bill.

Jyushimatsu is totally a Japanese Bobtail. With a cute bobtail, which is hinted in their name, these cats are more dog like and are very very friendly. With a cute touch, and looking small due to their stubby tail, Jyushi here would be this cuddly, energetic cat!

Todomatsu seems to be a Ragdoll. Much like the Birman breed, they’re very beautiful, and have long fur which is soft to the touch. They’re also very unique, with distinctive coats that wouldn’t be found quite often on many other breed.

@illyriantremors replied to your post “LESLIE WRITE THE THING WE WANT TO SEE THE THING.“ 😉”

THE MOR NESSIAN ONE THOUGH

@cass-ian replied to your post “LESLIE WRITE THE THING WE WANT TO SEE THE THING.” 😉”

YASSSSSS IM SO EXCITED IM FINALLY GONNA GET A TRUE CASS/NESTS/MOR THREEWAY THAT I DONT HAVE TO WRITE

@catastrophicallyinlovewithbooks reblogged your post “LESLIE WRITE THE THING WE WANT TO SEE THE THING.“ 😉”

MESTIAN!!! OH GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE HEARD AND I NEED IT NOW!

The Moriel camping one sounds right up my alley as well. Basically all of them are fab and I need them all, Leslie!

Wow, y’all are clearly excited for this (Mor + Cass + Nesta). I didn’t really know it was a thing, I need to pay better attention. Totally going with mestian as the ship name, though.

But I am seriously going to have like… at least four docs open… writing all these things tonight and for a while… so don’t talk to me.

I don’t usually do tags but I figured you guys don’t much about me so why not? I was tagged by the lovely @bugheadjones-the-third <3

Rules: answer the question in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better

a - age: 18

b - birthplace: New Hampshire, USA

c - current time: 12:47am

d - drink you last had: I’m drinking a chocolate milkshake atm

e - easiest person to talk to: on here, anyone really. I’m not one to start convos so idk.

f - favorite song: I have SO many omg. Rn I love “All Time Low” by Jon Bellion, “Dirty Laundry” by ATL, “It Ain’t Me” by Kygo ft Selena, and “Heavy” by Linkin Park ft Kiiara.

g - grossest memory: gashing my knee open on a waterfall (im just an idiot)

h - horror yes or horror no: Horror Hell Yes. (tbh i love thriller more)

i - in love? Food is my life, love and passion.

j - jealous of people?: No. I love seeing other people happy and successful

k - killed someone?: only in the mind and stories…

l - love at first sight or should I walk by again: I mean I fell in love with Brendon Urie at first sight… as well as Madelaine Petsch

m - middle name: Margaret-Rose

n - number of siblings: 6

o - one wish: For pizza rn

p - person you called last: mom

q - question you’re always asked: Why do you dye your hair so much?

r - reason to smile: Music and this milkshake dear god its so good.

s - song you sang last: Year 3000 by Jonas Brothers. (dont judge me I was feeling sad and that song makes me smile so much)

t - time you woke up: 5pm. But only cause i don’t usually go to bed until 8am-noon

u - underwear color: white.

v - vacation destination: Beach! I miss my friends.

w - worst habit: staying up past sunrise, over working myself

x - x-rays: None!

y - your favorite food: THATS LIKE CHOOSING ONE OF MY BABIES. (I eat a lot of burgers and pizza)

z - zodiac sign: Libra


I’ll tag: @full-dark-no-starsxx @ju-gg @betty-coopers-number-one-stan @riverdalame @onceuponagladerhead @a5ginger @itsjustjughead @bugheadjr @heir-of-light-33 and anyone else who wants to do it! Feel free to tag me in them!

Rules: Answer the questions then come up with one of your own and tag as many people as there questions.

I was tagged by @beckettsthoughts :D

1. Coke or Pepsi: idfk i dont really drink them so i dont care

2. Disney or Dreamworks: well im into a lot of disney films, but i never remember whats what

3. Coffee or tea: tea

4. Books or movies: oh lord, it depends. i like films a lot but also i read way more fics (which count i guess) and i do like reading. so books i suppose

5. Window or Mac: macs are way too confusing :’) windows

6. DC or Marvel: marvel! i dont know much dc but i dont really care to

7. Xbox or PlayStation: xbox all the way yo. (im gonna make @beckettsthoughts get one at some point >.>)

8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: i actually played dragon age but the gameplay was infuriating and i like what ive seen of mass effect so far so mass effect

9. Night owl or early riser: i dont wake up until like 4pm. im asleep through school basically. night owl

10. Cards or chess: depends if the chess player is worse than me (read: 7). i love playing cards with my friends tho

11. Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate!!!!!

12. Vans or converse: idk ive never owned either pair of shoes but i got some vans sunglasses today (theyre red) so vans bc i like my sunglasses

13. Star Wars or Star Trek: star trek!!!!!! holy shit all the way! altho i only ever watched the next generation i did watch the 2013 film and send 114 texts to my friends about it

14. One episode per week or binge watching: binge watching for sure. i hyperfocus the shit out of things and it just makes me really twitchy if it have to wait.

15. Heroes or villains: 100% villains yo. or heroes who are kind of villainous. they just always have the best aesthetic (that is to say, my aesthetic)

16. John Williams or Hans Zimmer: i- idk who they are exactly?? like i recognise but i couldnt tell you off the top of my head who they are :/

17. Disneyland/Disney World or Six Flags: well ive only been to disneyland, but it was a blast so disneyland

18. Forest or sea: shit man idk? im absolutely enchanted by forests. i just adore them for the stories and the aesthetic and the atmosphere. just about everything about them is the best, but growing up by the sea, i feel like i wouldnt be able to live somewhere if i couldnt easily access the beach. its a hard one tbh. nostalgia or just liking it a heck of a lot. a forest by the sea? 

19. Flying or reading minds: not flying for sure. i cant handle it. reading minds could be fun, but idk what id see in there yo. i dont know if i want that either.

20. Twin Peaks or Northern Exposure: no bloody clue m8

21. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings: lord of the rings!!!! no question about it! i love harry potter, but i marathoned lotr every weekend for four years (extended edition and all) despite not being able to read the books. itll always be my very favourite fantasy setting. 

22. Cake or pie: cake makes me painfully sick so pie!

23. Beyoncé or Lady Gaga: idk? i dont really listen to either but i was into lady gaga as a wee child so ill go with her

24. Rain or sunshine: rain!!!!!!!! 10000% the rain. i love it a lot.

25. Steven Universe or Gravity Falls: i watched some of gravity falls when it was on tv and i enjoyed it so gravity falls it is.

26. Blue or green: depends what for tbh. probably green tho

27. Vanilla or cinnamon: vanilla!

28. Foreign films, subbed or dubbed: well i already watch english things subbed, so i watch foreign things subbed too! i cant really change my focus very easily between whats happening on my laptop and my surroundings, so i tend to only watch or only draw or whatever.

29. Rain coats or umbrellas: umbrellas are harder to use imo so raincoats! i also have good memories of buying raincoats in wales.

30. Christmas or birthdays: ah, i never did much for my birthday once my parents stopped planning it for me, so christmas!

31. Art, literature, or music? this is such a difficult question… (damn you becks)  i used to be way more into music and i still like it a lot from a listening point of view, but i still actively write and make art. i make art a lot more than i write but i just adore writing… id have to go with art simply because i dedicate my life to it tbh. and photography if i can sneak that on the end there.

i would like to ask:

32. Sketches or line art?

lets see… ill tag @candystriperdoll, @realblingbling, @markchus, @jooniemouse-kookiemunster, @dramatic-inspirit, @kimwonshook, @rmxsic@kumorix, @shakurai and i guess literally anyone else that sees it and wants to try :D