i dont really like this as much as i thought i did


so this year i started following many korean social media accounts. my fb, instagram n twitter are filled with korean every day and i feel like im making so much progress bc of that idk why. i also did that when i was learning english and it helped me a lot so i thought it would help me with korean, and so far its turning out great!!! i see many common expressions (and a lot of slang tbh), and its just a natural way to practice when i dont feel like reading my textbooks. i really recommend it

prettyprompto  asked:

This has been a recurring thought since like the second to last update Bro. How do you think Prom feels, not being the only photographer anymore? I mean, Noctis can almost, sorta, kinda ( Prompto: Dont you fucking say it Mun!) Get better pics rhan him, situation depending of course. With Prompto's need to feel wanted, useful and his ( headcanon variant) need for praise, how do you think he'd handle Noctis showing off HIS pics all the time? This is my first ever submission to anyone.

GASP! Did I get to pop your ask cherry?! I’m so honored!

Originally posted by cultfactory

This is actually a really interesting question! I hadn’t thought about it much until now, but I imagine Prompto must get a little miffed about the whole situation. I mean, Noct is a prince, which means he basically already gets everything handed to him anyway. But then he gets to go to the Chocobo-Moogle Carnival alone, and THEN comes back with a brand new, state-of-the-art camera that he won’t let Prompto even touch?! 

So not fair!

And yeah, Iggy and Gladio dote all over him and say his pictures are great, he is such a natural (God, Ignis, get your head out of his ass already!) but Prompto swears it’s only because he gets to spend so much time taking each shot. Seriously, Prompto is flashing his camera while they’re running through dungeons and beating up MTs and junk. Noct just…stands there. He will literally stop everyone in the middle of whatever they’re doing and stand around for hours just clicking away. Even a royal monkey could get a few good photos out of that! Gosh!

(Forgive Prompto, he’s still just salty about not getting to go to the Carnival)

Thanks for the ask, friend!!! Also I loove your icon! Prom cosplay? :3

my mom did find my weed and she threw away all my shit including my vape and the quarter ounce of weed i bought yesterday and my bowl and grinder and just everything and she is super pissed at me. i fucked up so bad but i just had no idea she would be taking the car from my work. like i thought i was being pretty careful but i didnt fucking know she would take the car without a even warning me beforehand. i am just not going to be able to smoke anymore which is awful and is going to make my life even more hellish. this is awful. i dont even know what to do i am like not processing it. and she just threw so fucking much of my money in the garbage. like as tho i didnt hate my life enough now the one thing keeping me afloat is gone. i am making the same amount now as i did when i lived in new york and rent is cheaper here. i could move out if i really wanted to. but the security of being at home and not paying rent is keeping me here. and my mom is constantly saying i should live here longer and longer to save up money because otherwise i am just throwing my money away. she keeps saying i will never be able to afford to finish school on my own and she wont pay for my school unless i keep living here. she thinks im going to be making $10 / hour for the rest of my life and she gets offended when i say i dont like living here. my biggest problem tho is that i cant smoke weed here. or that i am not allowed to smoke weed at all full stop, according to her. i need to get out of here. i should never have moved back but i was dying in new york i was so physically sick with stress i was going to the doctor constantly and wasnt eating. i failed and i am afraid to leave again because i dont want to fail again. i just want to live with becca

List of thoughts jack probably had through the years about Eric Bittl

Year One
•He’s frustrating
•oh but he actually wants to get better
•good at hockey but i started off calling him bittle I cant shorten his name now
•pleasant kid
•its cool that more people of the lgbt community are getting into hockey, or at least being open about their sexual preferences
•do you think he would want maple syrup from uncle? Or honey from uncle with bees? Ill ask (proceeds to get into hour conversation about honey vs maple syrup) uh… i still dont know
•(during the summer) uh i miss bittle. He was cute. I think i kinda like him in the romantic sense but maybe i just miss him too much. Even if i did like bittle, who can blame me. Also i shouldnt act on it, hes a teammate and friend and i cant ruin a freindship again this way

Year two
•bittle is really sweet
•bittle would make any boyfriend of his happy, like look at these pies and hes athletic so his legs look so good and his face is cute. I hope his future boyfriend treats him well or the SMH team will have something to say
•bittle looks so good for the camera hes like an angel. A little southern angel.
•senior year is a bit daunting but at least my friends are here and i have bitty’s pies. Im going to miss them. One step at a time though jack.
•i regret yelling at bittle last year its been a while and were friends now but i mean i can make up for it by taking him out for the sugar coffee he likes i suppose, no other reason for taking him out more than shitty
•his legs are so good (x500)
•aw he still isnt used to the cold here bits, my jacket.
•i want to kiss him. Oh wow what an impulsive thought jack keep it together youre probably horny and hes gay but hes a teammate. Hockey over ten minutes of pleasure as mom always says
•im gonna miss bittle i cant believe this is happening oh no… i would give up hockey playing to be by bittle for another year.. oh no i love him and i didnt tell him

Year three
•i love him so much
•bits looks so good in this kitchen.. and in my room…. and my living room…(etc)
•I LOVE HIM (x9999*10^9999999)
•should i buy him these butt shorts or send him a link- oh wait oh my god bitty butt
•im a bitty butt man


- my mind is just absolutely blown by that episode like WHAT A ROLLERCOASTER what did we do (good or bad?!??) to deserve holby city writers


- the acting from catherine and jemma is just next level. I am stunned

- holy shit tho jemma redgrave i mean wow, every time i look at her its like realising i like girls all over again, those EYES the HAIR omg

- I have to face facts, i really dont see any way in which this can go well however much i want it to, SERENA CAMPBELL HAS SUFFERED ENOUGH and if she loses a child she will never ever be the same again

- BISEXUALITY !!! ACKNOWLEDGED !!! (or as good as) by our hero Jason Haynes, the gift that keeps on giving… i mean he JUMPED IN FRONT OF A FUCKING CAR to save his auntie serena!!!! And dont get me started on “i like elinor even tho she ran me over” i love him so much omfg

- i am confident that berenice wolfe is done running from her problems when it comes to serena. She is going to be her rock through this, and i am so ready to see it

- in non berena news, how ON POINT was this episode in terms of the wedding storyline, i mean some of it was downright hilarious!!! Special shoutout to facial expressions from hanssen and jac

- jac naylor deserves a point of her own to be honest like WHAT A CHARACTER, she literally walked out of mo’s birth then proceeded to get absolutely pissed; “this is the best wedding I’ve ever been to” she is a gift

Ok phew, v sorry if any of this has been said before I just…. what can I even say about tbh, help me lmao

anonymous asked:

i found an artist recently who's not the most profession or best artist out there but i still really look forward to their art everyday. but recently i found one piece that was in a totally different style and at first i thought "whao they improved so much im happy for them" but then i saw a signature on the bottom of the piece that wasn't theirs. i tried searching on google images, but couldnt find anything. i dont want to accuse them for something they didnt do. what should i do, kkumri?

i think you should approach them privately to check with good intentions! like, whether the different URL was a handle they were planning on taking up?

worst case scenarios, they could’ve reposted the work or traced directly so do calmly let them know that it is unfair for the original artist and hopefully they’ll take your advice to heart!

anonymous asked:

Hello! How did you pick your name? Fantakoi is just not something I would ever have thought of, so I thought maybe there was a story behind it. I would love if you would share that story with us! Please keep drawing forever! XOXO

hello cutie i picked my name years ago at like 6 in the morning after spending the night with a friend and drinking too much (probably soda okay) and then well ? i have no idea why but somehow we talked about goldfish and because i love puns something like this happened: they can grow as big as koi fish and even much bigger and they look like kois too and they’re orange like fanta. so a goldfish is really just a fantakoi

my friend told me to change my username for fun and i said okay and i wanted to change it back later. i never did……

anonymous asked:

do you use the go to school mod so they can go to your school or do you just let them visit the place?

nah, i dont. i did originally use it because thats the reason i built a school but it didnt work like i thought it would so i just got rid of it! so ya they just visit the place and using the club system, i put all my teens in a club and invite them over. its kind of hell to use tho because its massive, REALLY cluttered and has 30+ sims inside 😂😂 so i just use it occasionally lol

anonymous asked:

Since wen madridstas care abt refs&stuff😂 okay seriously apart from that 1penalty call everything was pretty much fair&dont 4rgt ney didn't get a pen. Honestly PSG crumbled like arsenal yesterday i mean a team with 4-0 lead they were playing the game so scared fearful dey blvd more then barca in barca comeback. After cavanis goal they had their chances but royally screwed up under pressure&barca took best possible advantage of tht. By god the pressing yesterday by us was😍😍this team😘😘😍😍

honestly the ref played a part in our win. We got 2 penalties that shouldn’t have been given, no one can deny that. Remember the ref didn’t want to give a penalty when Neymar went down, but after talking to his linesman he did. Seeing both “fouls” i really thought they were penalties, (everyone around me did including the commentators) everything happened so fast.  I saw Suarez go down while Marquinhos touched him. But it was clearly a dive. The thing is we get to see a replay, the ref does not. But the ref made mistakes on both sides, don’t say Neymar deserved to be send off and not talk about the countless amount of fouls on him that should have been carded as well (Neymar did deserve a second yellow, i’m not denying that). The ref was inconsistent on both sides. Verratti dragged Ivan down around the midfield, should have been given a card. Did he? No. Moments later Rakitic made the same foul, did he get one? Yes. Everyone is talking about the Masche’s handball but nobody is talking about the fact that a minute earlier the same thing happened on the other side. And you either give penalties on both sides or you don’t. And the ref didn’t. People are only focusing on barca. The ref was inconsistent on both side but we got the better “deal”. This is why we need video technology. And you are right, Umery claimed he wasn’t scared of the second leg but went on to play with 11 defenders. The center was packed. You can’t play against Barca like that, every week they play against teams like that. They are used to it. 5 goals were not handed to us, that was on PSG for playing the way they did and for the team not giving up. We played better, we deserved the win. I wish it happened differently but fuck that dude i am beyond ecstatic we won. 

anonymous asked:

Okay so I don't think this sent but also I don't know how this works but can you write how you are feeling right now? I feel like that is weird to ask but I'd like to know. Also, you are an amazing writer!!! This is such an unorganized jumble of words and sentences, but you get the gist I'm sure.

sorry i must’ve logged off after you sent it last night but i did get your message :D and dont worry, this wasnt weird at all! i thought it was sweet :’) i just dont know what to write?? i dont really know how i’m feeling right now and i’m not really feeling anything specific.. like i’m okay, a lil sleepy but overall just. alright. lol i’m sorry i dont know how to turn that into something poetic and hashtag Relatable :/// 

i’ll try to tackle this prompt another time though!! <3

and thank you so so much!!! <3

left-wing orgs in serbia come in four varieties:
- social liberals who just wanna turn serbia into sweden/norway/the netherlands; thats as good as it gets things are perfect there and all our problems would be solved if only we were like them
-leninist organizations which are basically just giant yugoslav larping projects; theyve got a hardon for russia and anti-imperialism; it gets very hard to tell sometimes if youre talking to a member of one of these or a serbofash
- trotskyists endlessly building endless revolutionary parties; theres i think like four of these for some reason and while they seem nice at first they will eventually mention something about how great lenin was or how the USSR was a degenerate workers state and you quickly realize that they are trotskyists and with disappointment leave them alone to do their bad politics in peace
-The Anarcho-Syndicalist Initiative which is actually like 3 people all from Belgrade

anonymous asked:

Have you ever talked about how weretiger!arin and the other were-creatures in your au were initially infected? Cuz they wouldn't have been born a were-creature, right? It seems like it would be a big moment in their lives

I had actually thought about this exact thing shortly after this au took off! Whether they were cursed to transform against their will or maybe they had this affliction transferred to them early in their lives I wasnt sure. But the idea of them having to face society and readjust to their previous way of life with this added burden of being so unnatural and different piqued my interest!

(This is actually longer than I expected it to be so im gonna put a readmore okay?)

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I was tagged by @stilesprefers-screamers! Honestly dunno if I did this right but I tried!!

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better ✨

a - age: 19
b - birthplace: Alberta, Canada 
c- current time: 8:45 pm
d - drink you last had: Coke Zero 
e - easiest person to talk to: @malec-stylinson , without a doubt. (we’ve been best friends since preschool) 
f - favorite song: Constantly changes, but today I’m really feeling What Do I Know? by Ed Sheeran 
g- grossest memory: I have many, but the first one I thought of is when I was in junior high. We had a group project in math where we had to make a cake for some reason (it wasn’t pi day though) and my group ending up making too much icing… and I decided to eat it all. It was BAD.
h - horror yes or horror no: Horror yes to a tv series if im alone, horror no if im not. And horror yes to a movie if im with friends, horror no if im alone. I’m weird, I know. 
i - in love?: With multipe fictional characters and their actors, sure. In the real world? nope
j - jealous of people?: Not usually. 
k - killed someone?: Do fictional characters of my own making count? if not then no. 
l - love at first sight or should I walk by again: I don’t think its possible to fall in love with someone the first time you see them, but then again I’ve never been in love or had a romantic relationship of any sort so who am I to judge what other people may or may not feel. I just know I won’t be falling in love at first sight. 
m - middle name: sarah joy
n - number of siblings: 3, although I only talk to 2. 
o - one wish: to figure out what makes me happy and roll with it, I guess.
p - person you called last: My dad
q - question you’re always asked: “Is that your natural hair colour?”
r - reason to smile: Emma Watson’s Buzzfeed Kitten Interview. 
s - song you sang last: perfect by Ed Sheeran
t - time you woke up: 8:30 am
u - underwear color: black 
v - vacation destination: I’ve always wanted to go to Australia or somewhere in the UK.
w - worst habit: constantly confused about everything. 
x - x-rays: Two. I broke my arm twice in seventh grade 
y - your favorite food: I’m the pickiest eater on the planet sadly, but cheese pizza, alfeado pasta and any/all seafood win ever time. 
z - zodiac sign: Libra, which is accurate because im indecisive af. 

tag 20 blogs you wanna get to know better:
@the0nehundred @larsonsphoebe @bydia-lew @aeternus-alibi @doyouhearhepeoplesing @alecxmags @bcttyjughead @meiradynams @drogontamer @mieczysluvinstydia @bugheadisperfection @griffinreyes  @bellarkestrash @shadowblakes @callmeiwillrunforyou @herobrosey @emojilucas @vampirefairyestelle @towalkinyourlight and @malec-stylinson 

hinata calling kageyama at 4am in the morning because he can’t sleep
kageyama acting like he is pissed because he was sleeping but he doesnt mind at all….he loves listening to hinata at any time of the day, and the thought of being him the first one he reached to makes him die of happiness

they keep talking on the phone for like an hour till hinata starts to feel drowsy, kageyama doesn’t mind, he thinks his sleepy voice is really cute, but the only thing he can say is “dumbass you woke me up dont leave me alone”
hinata is like im sorry but i feel so much better when i hear your voice even tho you yell at me all the time

and kageyama is like WOAH and he cant stop thinking “WTF WTF DID HE JUST SAID HE LIKES ME OR” but he is too afraid to ask what does that means…so hinata slowly starts to fall asleep and when hinata stops answering kageyama doesnt know what to do because he doesnt want to hang up so he tells him “goodnight i love you so much” and the next thing he hears is “WHAT DID YOU SAY KAGEYAMA?????”


so both of them stay quiet when kageyama finally says something and they start talking for like an hour till both of them fall asleep smiling because they just confessed their love in the most awkward and stupidest way but they dont mind they are happy about it and they went to bed with the thought of “IM GOING TO SEE HIM AGAIN TOMORROW!!! AND WE’LL BE ABLE TO START SOMETHING”

and i die im sorry im dying i just wanted to write something im gay and i suck at english and this doesnt make sense good BYE

70 questions

i was tagged like a million years ago by the always amazing @slutlingar to do this (thank you :’)))

01: do you have a good relationship with your parents?
yeah i think so (at least i hope so) but i’m definitely closer to my mom than my dad 

02: who did you last say “i love you” to?
i think it was my mom yesterday on the phone

03: do you regret anything?
way too much to count 

04: are you insecure?
o boy yeah

05: what is your relationship status?

06: how do you want to die?
ummmm i never really thought about this but hopefully happy and at peace

07: what did you last eat?
i’m eating eggo waffles rn 

08: play any sports?

09: do you bite your nails? 

10: when was your last physical fight?
ummm my sister and i often hit each other and run away does that count??? 

11: do you like someone?
min yoongi 

12: have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
i can barely stay up 12

13: do you hate anyone at the moment? 
i strongly dislike like half of my family lmao 

14: do you miss someone?
yeah old friends that i’m super bad at communicating with

15: have any pets?
a cat named billie :))) (fun fact “billy” means cat in punjabi and urdu so her name literally means cat hahaha) 

16: how exactly are you feeling at the moment?
only mildly stressed bc i have a test at 2:30 but other than that im happy bc monsta x’s comeback is so great  

17: ever made out in the bathroom?

18: are you scared of spiders?
yes but i’m better at dealing with it like i’ll just stare at them until they go away and hide and i tell myself that they eat flies and i hate flies more so it’s all good 

19: would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
maybe but i also think everything happens for a reason 

20: where was the last place you snogged someone?

21: what are your plans for this weekend?
i think my aunt is coming over but other than that idk

22: do you want to have kids? how many?
yes maybe around 3?? 

23: do you have piercings? how many? 
2 on the earlobes and one nose ring 

24: what is/are/were your best subject(s)?
english, history and that’s about it i think

25: do you miss anyone from your past?

26: what are you craving right now?
cheesecake and fried chicken hahahah 

27: have you ever broken someone’s heart?
i break my own heart every day by being a mess and never getting my shit done 

28: have you ever been cheated on?

29: have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

30: what’s irritating you right now?
a lot of things actually but mainly uni 

31: does somebody love you?

32: what is your favourite color?
pastel purple!!!

33: do you have trust issues?
i trust waaaaaay too easily it’s a problem

34: who/what was your last dream about?
i was watching this weird tv drama or something and i really liked it and then in the end credits it said that chanyeol played the best friend but i was getting mad bc i didn’t see him anywhere and i was sure it was trying to mess with me but anyways in the picture they used he looked so soft and cute i cry 

35: who was the last person you cried in front of?
no one

36: do you give out second chances too easily?
depends on who it is and what they’ve done

37: is it easier to forgive or forget?

38: is this year the best year of your life?
it’s only march idk

39: how old were you when you had your first kiss?

40: have you ever walked outside completely naked?

51: favourite food?
i always answer differently for this ahahahah but i think it’s alloo parathas, and kheer and puris and brownies 

52: do you believe everything happens for a reason?
yes but also we have to take responsibilities for the things we have done and everything has a consequence 

53: what is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
scrolled on tumblr lmao

54: is cheating ever okay?
nope, if you cheat you’re an ass and i will punch you

55: are you mean?
i don’t think i am but my mom and sister say that sometimes when i answer things i sound mean :(((

56: how many people have you fist fought?

57: do you believe in true love?

58: favourite weather?
late spring // early summer when it’s not too hot yet but still very warm 

59: do you like the snow?
to a certain extent like up till february it’s fine but it’s the middle of march and just last week there was a blizzard and we got 50cm of snow and it’s only just starting to slowly melt and im tired 

60: do you wanna get married?
yep yep yep 

61: is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
idk i feel like if someone were to call me that i would get all flustered 

62: what makes you happy?
friends, family, music, old cartoons, writing, watching the plants i have grow, billie, finding the perfect outfit and wearing it with confidence, sunlight, knowing something that i worked hard on gets appreciated, making others smile

63: would you change your name?

64: would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

65: your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
i have no idea omg this never happened but i think i would let them down gently and tell them i would only want to be their friend and im sorry 

66: do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
idk i guess?? 

67: who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
my dad

68: who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

69: do you believe in soulmates?
y e s my friend and i have so many soulmate stories ahahahah

70: is there anyone you would die for?
probably hahah

i’m gunna tag @chenderellastrash @boomchimpow @doitforsuga @delta-cubes @sherlockedwhovian09 @j-houpe + anyone else who wants to do it!!!

better than our own genes

because i haven’t written anything in yonks and i’m trying to get over my writer’s block and because if i wasn’t doing this i’d be doing nothing at all (except for googling sex songs, thanks hiddenpolkadots). also because i didn’t write anything for james’ or harry’s birthdays so yeah. i’m trying to make up for it. 

au where everyone lives and people meet ginny. (pls don’t ask me about the ending because i just don’t know okay)

happy birthday ginny!

Harry and his girlfriend are twenty minutes late. Consequently, James has been pacing the kitchen for twenty minutes. Watching from her seat at the kitchen table, Lily’s trying to figure out how he hasn’t worn the floor down with all his pacing over the years. She’s also trying not to laugh because, really, she’d have thought James would’ve taken the news that Harry was bringing his girlfriend over much better. Or at least with less anxiety. 

It’s not like Ginny hasn’t ever been to their house before. Lily couldn’t count how many times she’s been here. Of course, this time is different because she’s visiting without any of her family and she’ll be staying with them for the weekend and it’s the firt time she’s here as, officially, Harry’s girlfriend. But he’s just been at the Weasley’s for a week and after the weekend Ron and Hermione will come over - Ginny staying a few nights on her own had been Lily’s idea. Really, she doesn’t know why James is nervous at all the daft prat.

“What if she got cold feet?” He bursts out as he starts his circuit around the table again. 

Lily snorts. “It’s not her wedding day, James. They probably just got caught up in something.” Given their own track record of keeping time, Lily isn’t surprised that Harry is late. He grew up with last minute rushes and apologies on arrival. 

“Still -” James’ next worry is cut off by the sound of the front door being opened. He looks to Lily, a deer caught in the headlights, and she barely holds back laughter. 

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on an entirely different note id like to state that financial abuse is absolutely a thing and a lot of kids of abusive parents who were more openly abusive in the past, will switch later to financial and more sneaky emotional/psychological abuse ESPECIALLY if youre disabled in anyway

i don’t really see it talked about much..and i think it should since its just..as a teen you sometimes dont realise that you are allowed to own your own money, your inheritance? its yours.

i just wish someone had told me before my mom stole all my inheritance and then kept my bank linked to hers, being able to access it without my permission (and take my money whenever she wanted as well as controlling everything i bought, straight up saying i couldn’t buy something for shit excuses..i was 20 years old) simply because i have autism and i thought this was normal!

jiaction  asked:

i cant talk i cant open up thats a sign of weakness i cant do that to myself the last time i cried in school i got so much shit for that but now its all flooding out im drowning in my own thoughts its not like anything really matter im going to be dead and nobody will remember my name or anything i did ill just fade form history without a trace dont fear death they dont discriminate unlike most things on this earth is this just a stream of thoughts flooding though my eyes oh no i got tears on my

((hey its okay to cry, its good to cry. please talk to me or somebody, anybody)) 

What’s In A Kiss (VMin)

☛ Help, my husband wants to kiss me one thousand times in one week, but he really overestimated and I don’t know how to tell him.

✘ ~1k words, married VMin, domestic AU, for @ughjeon 

“What’s with the long face?” Hoseok says the minute he sees Jimin walk in.

Jimin flops down on the couch next to Hoseok with so much force, he almost dislodges the elder.

“It’s Taehyung.”

They’re at Taehyung and Jimin’s place, and for once, Jimin is glad Taehyung is always home from work a lot later than Jimin is. A deep frown crosses Hoseok’s face in a confused daze when Jimin says that.

“I thought you both just celebrated your five year anniversary two days ago.”

“We did, but- ”

“And you guys spent all day feeding each other cake and making the rest of us gag with how disgustingly in love you both looked back then,” Hoseok points out. Jimin groans, leaning back against the pillow so that he’s facing the ceiling.

“Taehyung came up with on his ‘plans’ yesterday.”

“Uh oh.”

Exactly,” Jimin says, throwing his hands up in frustration before turning to face Hoseok, face pulling the most serious look Hoseok has ever seen on him.

“Okay, first of all, I love Taehyung. I love everything about him. His cute butt and and his pretty eyes, his burnt breakfast pancakes, the way his voice sounds at 4am, the works. I’m in love with everything about him.”

“Bizarre, but in your case, understandable.”

“But, and don’t tell him this,” Jimin’s eyes flash warningly at Hoseok, and Hoseok makes a cross sign against his heart, “isn’t he maybe just a little unreasonable sometimes?”

“Sure, everyone’s unreasonable sometimes,” Hoseok says, shrugging, but Jimin isn’t done.

“He said that we have to kiss as many times in one week as the number of days we’ve been married.”

“I, uh- ”

“Hyung,” Jimin says, panic clear in his whispered squeal, “that’s 1825 kisses. In one week. He’s actually serious. He’s even keeping count. We’re barely at 150 yet.”

“Jimin, calm down -”

“I think he grossly overestimated and I don’t know how to make him understand that, hyung. It’s only the first day and I think my lips are going to fall off. I have literally never been happier to go to work in my entire life.”

“And tomorrow’s a weekend,” Hoseok points out unhelpfully as the doorbell rings. Jimin throws Hoseok a tired look as he opens the door to an extremely excited Kim Taehyung.

“Hi, honey,” Jimin says, trying his best to keep a semblance of a straight face.

“Hey,” Taehyung says, pulling Jimin in for a long kiss that leaves Jimin blushing and breathless all at once. At least, till Taehyung squeals out a triumphant148, at which Jimin’s face falls as he mouths to Hoseok ‘see what I mean’.

“We were just talking about you, Tae,” Hoseok grins at Jimin, the picture of innocence. Jimin’s eyes flash warningly at Hoseok and Taehyung hums, taking off his shoes.

“Oh really? What about?”

Jimin looks at Hoseok in panic, and Hoseok mouths ‘just tell him’.

“Just talking about when you’d get home,” Jimin says in a strained voice, which Taehyung thankfully misses in his attempts to wrestle off his socks.

“Well, I don’t want to interrupt anything,” Hoseok says, standing up and making his way over to the door. Taehyung, cocks an eyebrow at him and shrugs.

“Stay if you want, hyung.” Hoseok laughs, looking over at Jimin and grabbing him by the arm.

“I’ve been here for ages anyway,” Hoseok says, which is a blatant lie, because Jimin knows he’s barely stuck around for fifteen minutes.

“Plus, Jimin had a long day,” Hoseok explains hurriedly, showing himself out, but not before whispering a harsh ‘just tell him the truth, he’ll understand’.

“You okay, babe?” Taehyung says, sitting down on the couch later, face the picture of concern. He looks so worried, Jimin feels his chest constrict. “You didn’t tell me work was hard.”

“It wasn’t that hard,” Jimin mumbles, sitting next to Taehyung and looking straight into his eyes. ‘I have to tell you something.”

Taehyung nods enthusiastically, fingers running through Jimin’s hair.

“You know how we’ve been married five years, right?”

“Right,” Taehyung grins, punctuating his agreement with a soft kiss against Jimin’s lips. Jimin ignores the way his stomach flips at that and forges ahead.

“And I can tell you anything and be honest about it, right?”

“Right,” Taehyung says, leaning in to peck at Jimin’s lips again. “That’s 150.”

“And you really won’t get mad about it, right?”

“Right.” Another kiss, this one a little more lingering so that Jimin has to catch his breath. He’s quickly losing his resolve and he has to mentally kick himself for how easily swayed he is for anything Taehyung wants. Like that time they had gone to Tokyo for their honeymoon and Jimin had sat through a whole day of the Build-A-Bear convention centre, even though Disneyland was a five minute drive away, just because Taehyung had wanted to make one for the kid’s they’d have someday.

“Because you love me, right?” Jimin says at last, voice barely a whisper, just loud enough for Taehyung to catch it as his eyes flicker at Taehyung’s lips.

“Absolutely,” Taehyung whispers back, fingers reaching to the back of Jimin’s neck just as Jimin places his hands on either side of Taehyung’s face and tilts his head. Taehyung grins a little and kisses Jimin so hard he sees stars and he’s floating up, up and away till the only thing that brings him disappointingly to reality is the fact that he needs to breathe.

“You’re so fucking cute,” Jimin complains when they break away for air, pouting. Taehyung laughs, lightly shoving Jimin’s arm.

“What was it you wanted to tell me?”

It’s not like Jimin remembers. Or wants to.

“Think we can make it to 300 by the time the weekend’s through?”

Taehyung rolls his eyes, but he’s smiling and Jimin thinks offhand that maybe that’s exactly what he’d been trying to say all along.