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To Build A Home - Chapter 8

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Warnings: A bit of swearing, I guess? This chapter is mostly fluff. See, guys? I’m not a total monster! 

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The boy - or rather, “the prince”- helped Virgil to his feet and then dropped his hand. “Who are you?” Virgil asked curiously,  jogging to keep up as the boy started to walk briskly in the other direction.

“Roman Prince, at your service!” the prince declared.

“Wait,” Virgil stopped in his place and the boy did too. “Roman, what?”  

“Prince,” Roman said slowly. “P-R-I-N-C-E.”

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Rereading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Chapter Fifteen - The Unbreakable Vow

- CHRISTMAS AT HOGWARTS IS HERE YALLL!!!!!!! i can hardly contain myself

Large groups of girls tended to converge underneath the mistletoe bunches every time Harry went past

pardon my language but harry has become quite the pussy slayer, wouldnt you all agree?

Lavender Brown, who seemed to regard any moment that she was not kissing Ron as a moment wasted

me too girl, me too.

“She can’t complain,” he told Harry. “She snogged Krum. So she’s found out someone wants to snog me too. Well, it’s a free country. I haven’t done anything wrong.”
Harry did not answer, but pretended to be absorbed in the book they were supposed to have read

oh ron. also SAME harry. always best to plead the fifth in ron&hermione fights

- HAHA hermione is described as giving the half-blood princes’ book a dirty look “as if it was rude to her” and i find that extremely hilarious and very hermione granger

- harry now knows that romilda vane&co is trying to slip him a love potion. let me reiterate: PUSSY SLAYER

But her face suddenly turned blank; she had just spotted Ron and Lavender, who were entwined in the same armchair.
“Well, good night, Harry,” said Hermione, though it was only seven o’clock in the evening, and she left for the girl’s dormitory without another word.

UGH can these two just make up already??? i dont like seeing lil hermione upset like this. its really harshing my mellow.

Ron retaliated by doing a cruel but accurate impression of Hermion jumping up and down in her seat every time Professor McGonagall asked a question, which Lavender and Parvati found deeply amusing and which reduced Hermione to the verge of tears again. She raced out of the classroom on the bell, leaving half of her things behind.

this is so fucked guys!!!!! like you would think they were never friends to begin with by the way theyre acting and its really bumming me out. LEAVE HERMIONE ALOOOOONEE

“She said something about that Ron Weasley…”
“Yeah, they’ve had a row,” said Harry.
“He says very funny things sometimes, doesn’t he?” said Luna, as they set off down the corridor together. “But he can be a bit unkind. I noticed that last year.”

ron is one of my biggest faves in the series but he done GOOF’D in this book so far. like i know puberty is wild yall, but be nice to your friends.

- omg harry asked luna to slughorns party and shes so happy and im gonna cry ITS GONNA BE SO LIT U GUYS

- also PEEVES. missed you boi

- lol harry is watching hermione, lavender, and parvati interact and is legit having a mental breakdown trying to understand why women are the way that they are and like… cant blame him really. were tricky af.

“You’re going, aren’t you?”
“Yes, I’m meeting Cormac at eight, and we’re-”
There was a noise like a plunger being withdrawn from a blocked sink and Ron surfaced. Hermione acted as though she had not seen or heard anything.
“-we’re going up to the party together.”

i am both disgusted and thoroughly impressed by jkr’s writing

- not gonna lie guys this party sounds DOPE. even if slughorn is the one who threw it. 

- OH EM GEEE hermione considered taking muther fuqing zacharias smith to the party???? GIRL. no matter how pissed you are at ron that is just NOT an option!!!!!!!

“Quidditch!” said Hermione angrily. “Is that all boys care about?”

ive asked myself this question too, hermione, and lemme tell you: yes.

- luna keeps making every convo at this party awkward by talking about conspiracy theories and im here for it. and frankly so is harry, shit is hilarious

This was the first time he had seen Malfoy close up for ages; he now saw that Malfoy had dark shadows under his eyes and a distinctly grayish tinge to his skin.

fuuuuuck dude. actually feeling sorry for draco

- ok but how can harry fit his ENTIRE invisibility cloak in his pocket?? its a CLOAK

- god damn forreal the amount of pressure draco is under is really hurting my heart. lemme give you a hug kid

“I know what you’re up to! You want to steal my glory!”
There was another pause, then Snape said coldly, “You are speaking like a child. I quite understand that your father’s capture and imprisonment has upset you but-”

HE IS A CHILD. like lets all not forget that. hes a fucking kid whos got these huge responsibilities on his shoulder. and like, if he fucks up, not only will he be killed, but his WHOLE family will be too. god DAMN this is stressing me out. poor malfoys forreal.

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{Special} College!AU Minhyuk
  • major: dance education 
  • minor: biology 
  • sports: archery club 
  • clubs: wanted to join an on campus band but he actually isn’t that good at playing guitar…….so instead he gets lessons from joshua whose in college choir and now he can successfully play……..one song
  • minhyuk is the shining star in all of his classes because no matter how many times he messes up, no one can get angry because his smile is blinding and his intentions are never bad
  • like literally his clumsiness is out of this world and his memory fixates on one thing and forgets about everything else so when he shows up to bio class completely prepared with the notes he took down for chapter 7, even though you were supposed to read chapter 6 like,,,, the teacher lets it slide and everyone in his group helps him out 
  • because like he wants to do his best he’s just prone to ,,,, mixing things up
  • but don’t get me wrong he works hard and studies hard, his grades are better than jooheons (which really bothers jooheon LOL)
  • and sure maybe coming out of lab covered in the ethanol he spilled on himself is a bit……
  • or when the teacher refers to a salida and he can’t stop giggling because god it sounds like salad right- right???
  • can make him seem goofy and silly but that doesn’t mean he’s not serious when he needs to be
  • like he even tutored some of the kids in his class in bio because he’s actually really good at it, no matter how clumsy he comes off in lab, like he knows his stuff
  • because more than anything he wants to learn how to be a studious teacher who doesn’t only bring joy to his students through dancing - but also learning how important exercise is to the human body
  • kinesiology minor seungcheol is always lending minhyuk his textbooks because minhyuk wants to know even more on the science of body movement
  • and no one gets how minhyuk finds reading that stuff so damn entertaining, but at the same time minhyuk is too cute to say no to
  • like to all students and teachers alike, like i mentioned this before but seriously his smile and his happiness is contagious 
  • he’s the campus happy virus 
  • and whenever he gets to see younger kids like when he goes to competitions with the archery team and he sees like the middle school division he’s like
  • pulling on a fellow teammate shownu’s sleeve like hYUNG LOOK THEYRE SO CUTE AND SMALL
  • and shownu is looking down at him like: you’re also small
  • minhyuk: ):< am nOT
  • says the adorable boy whose bow is covered in like stickers of puppies and flowers and whenever he gets a perfect ten he throws hearts at the audience
  • and if someone throws them back he pretends that the hearts pierce his chest and he like puts his hand over his heart and makes a cute face
  • like c’mon he is the CUTEST campus happy virus ever
  • also he thinks love is cute. like minhyuk loves love he thinks couples are the best and parents with their kids make him excited 
  • and whenever him and the guys go out to eat and like karaoke or whatever minhyuk always points to couples sharing drinks or holding hands and he’s like ~~~~Soooo ROmanticcccc
  • and hyungwon is shoving fries into his mouth like huh and kihyun is like yo minhyuk i can hook you up just tell me i gotchu bro
  • except minhyuk is like kihyun No Offense but i Dont Trust You
  • kihyun: im gonna pretend im not offended but just know that i aM offended and this severing of our friendship is going down in my diary tonight
  • minhyuk: what
  • but basically minhyuk is an angelic boy who is always trying to see the positive in everything and probably dances to music when he’s out at the mall and everyone in his friend group is like we don’t know him but the cashiers can’t help but smile like what a CUTE kid
  • not a kid he is in college but you know what i mean everything and anything he does is endearing from singing bio terms out loud to remember them to staying up past 4 am to practice his own dancing, sweaty hair pulled back and determined eyes….ok we’re getting off track
  • but yes you know minhyuk because he’s your neighbor in the off campus living house
  • and he lives directly next door and the building is like 70 years old the walls are as thin as paper so every night between the hours of 10 and midnight you hear some kind of music coming from his side of the wall
  • and for a while you were like,,,,,,,why the hell does he listen to the same song on repeat for two to three hours???? is it like his studying mechanism???
  • until you saw the poster of the seoul ballet recital hanging off his front door right under it the iconic photo of michael jackson’s moonwalk and you were like
  • “oh. dance major.”
  • and tbh you don’t really complain,,,,the music he dances to is actually not as bad as you thought it would be. like sure one night it’s jazz, the next it’s hip-hop, then you can’t believe it but is that,,,,,clogging music?
  • but it kinda becomes a habit of yours to stay up, glancing at the clock when it hits ten and you can hear minhyuk moving furniture around in his room to make space to practice and then you always get a neat surprise when he turns on some kind on new music
  • although you have to admit you almost spit all your coffee out when you heard the cotton-eyed joe song 
  • you think it is really cool how hardworking and dedicated minhyuk must be to dancing
  • but it’s kind of funny because like,,,,you’ve never seen him
  • LIKE you don’t really know what he looks like because you have no classes in the dance major and your schedules never cross because like
  • you’re on campus for your classes and then you have work and you’re sure minhyuk has class and then practice or whatever
  • basically you’ve never ??? like ?? seen him in the hallway of your house or even down in the communal kitchen 
  • but the fact doesn’t bother you because you’re not friends with his friends you guys are just neighbors that like,,,,,,never talk LOL
  • until one night when you’re settling in with your coffee, textbook open, hoping that tonight’s music selection by minhyuk is the waltz or something so you can actually concentrate 
  • and to your luck that’s what it sounds like and you smile to yourself as you start taking notes and slowly swaying to the music in your seat
  • but then,,,,,all of a sudden,,,,,,the music cuts off
  • and you turn to look at the wall with your eyebrows furrowed because - this has never happened
  • so you wait a bit,,,but ten minutes passes and,,,,nothing,,,,,,,,,
  • no music no sounds,,,,,,
  • and you don’t know why but something inside of you tells you that something is wrong 
  • and although it’s probably awkward to worry about someone you know close to nothing about it is neighbor courtesy to take care of one and another
  • so you venture out of your apartment and over to the next one and you knock on the door, putting your ear to it and trying to listen but ?? there’s no response
  • so you lean closer and put your hand on the doorknob and??? the door just opens like it wasn’t locked at all
  • and your fear about something being wrong heightens by like ten fold
  • and you call out an “I’m sorry for disturbing you, but can I come in?”
  • and then you hear it, a faint groan of pain and the voice of someone asking for help
  • and you run down the hall to see a boy laying on the floor, clutching his ankle in pain and you’re like oh my god??? and you rush over to him and you’re like
  • “what’s wrong??”
  • and he looks up at you and even with his face twisted in pain he’s still,,,,like wow,,,,,like he’s handsome
  • but now is not the TIME and you’re like ???? “should i call an ambulance? get the med student from floor 5????” and minhyuk’s like shaking his head and pointing to the door like
  • “ice, from the kitchen downstairs……” and you’re like ICE OK ROGER WAIT HERE DONT MOVE
  • and minhyuk is like “i??? can’t??”
  • and you’re like rIGHT r i ght one second 
  • and so you rush downstairs and get a bag of ice and back upstairs and as you’re running down the hall you’re like in your head you’re like
  • okokokok if anything is broken we should go to the hospital - but can i carry him? would that be ok? should i ask him? also why didn’t i at least comb my hair i look so bad and he’s so cute - wait wait don’t think that!!!
  • and finally you barge back into his apartment and run over with the ice and you’re like “is your ankle broken??? i think i should call-”
  • and minhyuk is like again shaking his head
  • and then when he looks up at you, he somehow even manages to break into a smile 
  • and you’re like hOW aren’t you in pain
  • but he just takes the ice and applies it to his ankle and he’s like AHH IT HURTS and you’re like !!!! but then he grins at you like “just kidding, i mean it does hurt but not a lot the ice will help in no time~”
  • and you’re like “it’s not broken???” 
  • and minhyuk’s like pFFT nooooo it’s just twisted!!!! and he gives you a thumbs up
  • and you’re like “i didn’t hear the music from next door and then i heard you fall so i thought i’d come in here and you’d be like bleeding from your nose-”
  • minhyuk breaks into laughter, but winces a bit but he’s like “no!! dancers should all know how to fall to make sure they don’t break anything, it’s like the first thing you teach the kids too”
  • and you tilt your head like ??? the kids
  • and minhyuk’s like “oh, im a dance education major not a dance major” and your eyes widen a bit because wow you,,,didn’t know that
  • but somehow it fits even more afterall here he is laughing off twisting his ankle, keeping bright and sunny even though most people would be ): right about now
  • you can’t help but think such a good personality is perfect for teachers
  • but anyway you nod and you’re like “oh, i didn’t know - that’s cool!” and minhyuk’s like “sO you’re my neighbor? you must really not like it since you have to listen to all my weird music”
  • but you shake your head and you’re like “not at all! actually i always look forward to ten o’clock because i know you’ll play something interesting and it doesn’t bother me - if it does i just go out and hang in someone elses apartment, but really - i have grown fond of it”
  • and minhyuk kind of looks at you funny and you’re like “what???” and he’s like chuckling like “nothing, just the neighbors across the hall hate me for it. he’s always chasing me around campus when he sees me like ‘i need to study for my finals!!! not listen to tango music!!!”
  • the mental image makes you giggle and minhyuk extends his hand for you to shake and he’s like “it’s nice to meet you, neighbor who actually doesn’t hate me”
  • and you shake it and grin like “nice to meet you too, neighbor who i don’t actually hate”
  • and you guys both laugh this time and it’s really not awkward at all
  • finally, minhyuk’s twisted ankle is ok enough for him to get up and he mentions going back to practice but you’re like are you nuts no you’re gonna twist it again just go rest and minhyuk is like fiiiiiiine and you laugh and say that you’ll be going then
  • and as you shut the door to his apartment behind you, you notice this fuzzy warm feeling in your stomach
  • and you’re like oh no,,,,,,don’t,,,,,,don’t get a crush on him oh no o h no
  • but too late 
  • you get home and crawl into bed and all you can think of is that bright smile of his, his sweet voice,,,,,,,,plUS the fact that he works so hard not for himself but to be a good teacher for kids LIKE IS HE AN ANGEL
  • and you try to cover your face with your pillow and be like stop. thinking. about. minhyuk. 
  • but you can’t and tbh,,, on the otherside of the wall he can’t stop thinking about you either and you’re both lying in bed like two dweebs smiling to yourselves because “oh my god who know my neighbor was so DARN CUTE”
  • but again, you and minhyuk’s schedules are solar systems apart so you never bump into each other but then one day you hear a knock on your door and you open it to see this tall lanky looking guy with a book under his hand and a shorter more visibly excited guy and they’re both like
  • “minhyuk said you should come over, we’re playing a video game and we need one more person for our team”
  • and you’re like UH,,,,i don’t really game- but hyungwon is like “me either, yet these losers are making me so let’s go”
  • and that’s how you end up sqaushed into minhyuks side on his couch playing some video game as kihyun shouts at the screen and that guy hyungwon presses random buttons on his controller
  • and the other two, changkyun and jooheon are both about to chuck their controllers out the window
  • and it’s so crazy and loud and minhyuk leans over at some point and he’s like
  • “sorry to drag you into this mess, our friend shownu is picking up or other friend wonho from the airport after his study abroad and we need a minimum of six people so,,,,,” 
  • and you’re like AH don’t worry about it!! sorry i suck tho
  • and minhyuk is like “oh it’s because you don’t know the controls, here let me show you”
  • and you think he’s just going to take the controller from you, but instead he puts his hands over yours and he’s like “ok so you press X to dodge and then B-”
  • and you’re trying to concentrate by his hands are so warm and so big covering yours and you’re nodding absentmindedly but in reality you can’t hear anything he’s saying
  • not until you hear the door open and in walk in two more boys, one with a suitcase in hand and you look up and you guess this is wonho and shownu
  • and wonho is like “I’m back!! I see everyone’s the same - oh hello, are you minhyuk’s significant other?”
  • and wonho’s eyes focus on you and so does everyone elses in the room and you’re like UM
  • and minhyuk quickly takes his hands off yours and he turns cherry red and you’re like !!!!!! trying to gather your thoughts until you just blurt out “he’s my neighbor!”
  • and wonho is like huh do neighbors usually cuddle on couches like you two are??? and you’re like WE’RE NOT cU DD Li ng,,,,,,,but i mean you are practically halfway into his lap with minhyuks arm looped around your shoulders so mayb it looks like that but minhyuk is clearing his throat like ANYWAY HOW WAS YOUR TRIP
  • and that’s enough to distract everyone and you get up like i think,,,,,i should go?? and minhyuk’s like what no you should stay-
  • but you’re like bowing as you leave like iT WAS FUN BYE
  • and you’re back in your room so you don’t hear how all the boys abandon the talk about wonho’s trip and are like MINHYUK YOU LIKE THEM DONT YOU
  • and minhyuk is like yES BUT U IDIOTS RUINED IT FOR ME
  • but,,,,,,they totally didn’t 
  • because the next day as you’re heading for your weekly study group you bump right into someone and??? it’s minhyuk??? and you’re like “i never see you in the library??” and minhyuk is blushing again scratching his neck like,,,,”y-yeah but hyungwon knows this kid in your study group who knows you and they told me you’d be here anyway um i kind of want to apologize for you know,,,being a noisy neighbor and also for my embarrassing friends last night-”
  • and you’re like looking down at your book in your hands trying not to smile a bit because you can kind of tell where this is going
  • and minhyuk takes a breath and he’s like “-but also i came because i wanted to know if you maybe want to,,,,,,,goonadateliketogetsomeicecreamorsomething some time…..”
  • and you almost giggle, but you look up and you’re like 
  • “id love that. want to meet after my study group is over?” and minhyuk lights up like a goddamn christmas tree he’s like YES ill,,,,,be waiting
  • and you nod and head toward the table where your group is and minhyuk steps into a random aisle to do an excited little wiggle dance that the student next to him sees and is just like eyes emoji about
  • but yeah you and minhyuk do go on this little date
  • and you guys eat mango ice cream together and minhyuk talks about how he’s recently thought about quitting archery so he can make more time to apply for this job at a local dance academy
  • and you tell him about your studies
  • and even though your fields are miles apart minhyuk is still so interested and supportive of everything you’re telling him, like he’s more engaged than some of your friends when you tell him and like it always feels good to have someone acknowledge you
  • and minhyuk is that kind of person. he never lets a conversation die
  • and like you get your ice-cream even though it’s pretty cold out and minhyuk is like “are your hands cold??” because when you walk out of the cafe you’re blowing on them 
  • you’re like a bit,,,i think i shouldn’t have ordered a cone and held it-
  • and then suddenly minhyuk is taking your hands in his and slipping them into his coats pocket and he’s like ^^ is that warm??
  • and you’re like ohmy ogdo,,,,,but also you’re like yes ;; and you can feel minhyuks fingers link with yours in his pocket and you’re like 
  • gosh he’s so cute H O W 
  • and after that you two go on many more dates,,,even though sometimes your dates get interrupted by minhyuk’s many different friends (most of all though monsta x magically appears at the like movie you two decided to go to ‘by accident’ and won’t stop teasing minhyuk about how c*rny he is for taking you to a romcom but then you’re like shut up you all bought tickets to the romcom JUST to make fun of us but i saw jooheon cry!
    jooheon: sniffing DONT COME FOR ME blows his nose)
  • but you don’t mind minhyuk’s friends and you don’t mind minhyuks loud music, loud laugh, loud personality aT ALL in fact you adore it
  • because he’s so lively and nothing is ever awkward with him
  • minhyuk makes you feel like you’re always welcome to tell him anything
  • to put it simply minhyuk, very quickly, starts feeling like home to you
  • and speaking of home you spend like 50% of your time over at his apartment
  • instead of listening to him practice through the walls of your room you actually come over and watch him dance
  • and he’s always like ‘score me’ and you’re like ‘10′ and he’s like nOOOO u said 10 yesterday TOOO and you’re like sorry you’re perfect and i love you 
  • and minhyuk gets embarrassed like DONT say you love me so easily 
  • and you’re like “too bad: I love you I love you I love you I l-”
  • minhyuk shuts you up with a kiss and then covers his face like AH CANT BELIEVE I DID THAt
  • and you’re just giggling because it’s cute how he gets embarrassed of himself
  • but also minhyuk knows the perfect way to get you flustered too whenever he’s practicing he will sometimes pull you up on your feet and be like “dance with me!!”
  • and you’re like oh,,,babe no i SUCK 
  • but he puts his hands on your hips and tries moving you this way and that or holds your hands and twirls you around and you’re always like min!!!!hyuk!!!! but he just laughs until you go along with it
  • and you two get tired and collapse on his floor and minhyuk rolls over to smile at you with his sweaty hair in his face
  • and in that moment everytime you get this rush of emotions and you’ll move closer to kiss him a little more passionately than usual and minhyuk always kisses back
  • but he also pushes away first and curls up into an embarrassed blushy little ball and you pout becuase you’re like minhyuk come back,,,,,come back let me kiss you again !!! and maybe do more
  • and minhyuk is like oK but let’s get on the couch at least-
  • such a gentleman even when he doesnt have to be hehe
  • you once came over and you couldn’t find him and then you heard the shower running so you were like ok!! ill join him
  • and when you did you damn near almost gave him a heart attack but he was thankful and it was cute you washed his hair and shoulders
  • and also did some other things which i will not discuss in detail (-:
  • but yeah you think minhyuk looks the best in his sweatpants, dancing diligently along with the music
  • you can see the passion in his eyes and the love he has for it and sometimes he gets down on himself
  • because people pass him off as some kind of airheaded kid who probably doesn’t try hard in his studies
  • but you just hold his cheeks and kiss his whole face and you’re like “you know you’re going to prove them all wrong - you’re going to be a great teacher.”
  • sometimes you get texts from changkyun whose like “your boyfriends a lab safety hazard he almost lit the lab plants on fire” and you’re like “isn’t he charming <33333″ changkyun: “………..no”
  • minhyuk telling you random facts about your bones and like how they work and you’re just like lol imagine if all my joints were made of jello and minhyuk is like oh my god that’d be cool though
  • hyungwon: what the hell are you two talking about. like ever
  • but also you two are so heart-warming to see because minhyuk adores you to pieces and he’s vocal about it with his friends and sometimes someone is like “why are you smiling at your phone?” and minhyuk’s just like “im reading my conversation with y/n and they’re so funny and stunning and amazing and lovely and -”
  • you too tbh someone is like what do you like about your boyfriend and you have like a power point slide ready at hand you just
  • you both just love each other so much and so whole heartedly
  • the neighbor who complains about minhyuk’s music comes over one day pissed off and you’re just like 
  • apologizing on minhyuks behalf and you’re like “maybe we can go practice in my room since its further away?” and minhyuks like ok!!!
  • but it’s not the best idea because he almost knocks over your lamp and you’re like ,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • i love you but also back to your room if the person complains again we’ll just turn off the music and pretend we’re not here LOL
  • minhyuk keeps telling you that for your honeymoon he’s gonna take you to disneyland and you’re like first of all) honeymoon? since when-
  • and minhyuk blushes like YOURE RIGHT we’re only in college i shouldn’t push marriage-
  • but then you giggle and you’re like “ok, but you have to promise me we can take a photo with goofy. he’s my favorite”
  • and minhyuk just gets all smiley again like ok!! i promise 
  • minhyuk finally learns how to play a full song on the guitar and when he gently sings along with it in front of you you’re like ,,,,,,everything about you is so amazing already and now i found out you have the voice of an angel-
  • and minhyuk is like iM not amazing,,,,
  • but you’re like “hush come here”
  • and you like kiss him until he’s falling over and laughing against your neck 
  • and you two have the cutest inside jokes and weird nicknames for each other
  • and when you’re all out to eat one day jooheon is like “so……is minhyuk flexible (;”
  • and you’re like “yeah he’s a dancer” 
  • and jooheon’s like “yeah, i bet he has some crazy movies in be-”
  • shownu shoving rice into jooheon’s mouth: he meant to say doesn’t minhyuk have some crazy moves on the dance floor
  • you:
  • minhyuk:
  • you:………….yes jooheon he’s flexible in bed
  • the whole table: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • minhyuk: i love you so much but you’re so e M B A RR A S I NG 

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Turn The Lights Down - Tyler Seguin #7.5

Originally posted by jimmyskjei

about/request: part 5!!!!

warnings: are aids jokes too much??? i dont know?? i thought it was funny???

authors note: idk this one isnt very exciting tbh i keep writing so much that i end up filling up a chapter amount before i even get to the stuff i was intending on writing lmao

word count: 1468

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Kakashi and Yamato

Their canon relationship is SO interesting to me. Like, Kakashi seems to trust Yamato and his abilities so thoroughly that he relies on him without even giving it another thought. It’s almost like a reflex. He trusts his team to him without blinking, he doesn’t even pay attention to Naruto’s training despite the fact that he could transform into the freakin’ tailed beast at any moment because Yamato is there and he’s clearly got it…it just seems unparalleled to anyone else in the series except Gai.

The funny part about that is that Kishi seems to have dropped the character after a certain point, which makes one want to diminish his importance in the series automatically. But in the new Naruto Gaiden series, Kakashi basically states that Yamato is “on it” in regards to a new threat (or Sasuke…I didn’t really understand the conversation) which means that despite Kishi seeming to ignore the character, Kakashi still depends on Yamato like TWELVE YEARS later. And if he is, indeed, referring to Sasuke…that’s a big freakin’ deal. Sasuke is kind of incredibly powerful -and kind of an asshole. So not only is he strong, but he’s hard to deal with. I don’t know about anyone else, but I think that’s pretty telling.

Not only all of that, but Kakashi also seems incredibly comfortable around Yamato. Take this for example:

When this happened, I sat back in my chair and was like “wow what the…when does Kakashi ever get that close to people?”

When does he, though? The only other example I can think of is when Gai gave him a piggy back ride to Konoha because he was too weak to stand. The only OTHER example is when he carried Naruto because HE was too weak to stand. But, on a regular basis, he just doesn’t. Not in the manga, anyway.

There’s also the fact that Kakashi mercilessly teases Yamato, to the point where anyone who cares enough to pay attention or analyze it will question whether or not he’s flirting. It IS in his personality to tease people, for sure. But, when you combine the trust Kakashi has for Yamato and how comfortable he is around him with his merciless teasing, it kind of makes me want to grin a little. CLEARLY Kishi isn’t actually insinuating anything is going on, but that’s why I find their relationship so confusing. Kishi creates this character with SUCH history with Kakashi, creates a rich friendship between them, and then disregards the character for like 400 chapters. I mean…Kishi forgets about characters all the time, but still. Why did he even bother doing it?

Also, and I have a feeling only KakaxYama shippers paid any attention to this scene, when Yamato and Kakashi were trying to explain chakra combining to Naruto during his training Kakashi REPEATEDLY shared inside looks with Yamato. Like, every time Naruto said something stupid, Kakashi would shoot Yamato a look like “ugh, do you see what I have to deal with?” and any time Yamato did something impressive, Kakashi would stand there looking all proud and not at all surprised, like “Yup, he’s a badass.” And any time Kakashi did something impressive, Yamato would do the exact same thing. I mean by the end of the two episodes I was just gob-smacked. It’s like they were both enjoying the other person showing off. Like they are both so clearly proud of each other it gives me cavities.

That entire interaction is incredibly washed down in the manga, though. To the point where this is the only thought they share:

The anime seems to LOVE embellishing their relationship, to the point where they insert scenes of the two of them having “moments” together which makes me and many other shippers basically 100% sure SOMEONE high up on the SP scale is a serious KakaYama shipper.

Although. Does anyone notice Kakashi loves whispering things to Yamato?

Just for a refresher, Naturo was standing like…on top of a freakin’ massive waterfall WAY too far away to hear them if they were just casually talking to each other. Whispering was unnecessary. Also:

Why is Naruto sleeping so far away from them? Did he feel like a third wheel? >:)

One last thing:

This scene is probably one of the most well known “moments” between them, but usually one where people realize Yamato idolizes Kakashi. But, what does this scene say about Kakashi? He may be a bit of a dick sometimes, but he isn’t usually the kind of person to take advantage of others. When I see this scene now, it feels like Kakashi is showing off. He clearly knows how Yamato feels about him, and I think he’s proud of it. He is showing off the power he has over someone who is powerful themselves. He never would have done this to someone who was truly beneath him, or significantly less intelligent than him. I think it is a huge ego-boost for Kakashi that someone like Yamato will get that flustered over him. You can probably REALLY read into this and say it’s almost a possessive act. Like “look how much power I have over him. He’s clearly mine.” 



Holy shit. I didn’t even realize how huge this was until now. Kakashi designed this entire training program knowing that he was 100% depending on Yamato to keep everything together. I don’t think Yamato had any idea how big of a responsibility this was until he actually started training Naruto. Kakashi is right that they dont have a choice but to try this, but imagine how much faith he has in Yamato to form this kind of a plan and actually put it into motion. What would they have done without him?


So. This entire arc was full of Kakashi/Tenzou moments of the two of them ALWAYS standing next to each other, reading each others movements/emotions and working together seamlessly. But this particular panel was really interesting. First, we have Kakashi and Tenzou talking strategies like they’re talking about the weather; clearly they’ve done this about a million times before. But at the end, I can’t tell if Kakashi is thanking Tenzou for his solid advice, or thanking him for considering him Hokage material. Maybe it’s both. Either way, Kakashi holds Tenzou’s advice and opinions in high regard. I find it very interesting that they have a secondary character this close to Kakashi, especially since he barely gets any time with Gai until shit starts going down with Obito.

Family Game Night - Tyler Seguin - Chapter Five

A/N : This is a bit long because I am sorry it has taken me so long to write another chapter! ENJOY! 


You wake up in the morning still smiling from last night. Tyler is the most thoughtful person in your life for surprising you with your families meeting finally. You start looking around the room and realize that all the dogs are not in their normal spots in Tyler’s room. (Y/D/N) and Gerry are usually the ones on the bed with you both while Marshall and Cash lay just next to you on the floor. A smirk spreads across your face as you feel Tyler shift in bed next to you and pull you in closer.

“Sweetheart, where are the pups?” you whisper as he starts to wakes up.

“mmm, I took them out earlier this morning while you were still asleep. Our moms were out back so they told me to just leave them outside and go back to bed. No arguing with moms.” he chuckled.

You started to snuggle back into his chest as he kissed the top of your head. “It’s kind of nice to at least have a little moment with you. Without the pups.”

“They wanted time with your grandmoms.” Tyler laughed louder than you expected at his own joke and you jumped a bit which only made him laugh louder.

Tyler has the best, most infectious laugh you ever heard. You cannot help but laugh along with him. It doesn’t help that the two of you laugh at almost everything. You two can’t even look at each other without laughing more. The two of you have been laughing so hard you didn’t even realize Candace had walked in.

Tyler looks up and sees her first, “Why the hell are you filming us??” he says still laughing.

You turn your head into her chest laughing more. “Because you two are ridiculous. I thought you were watching something funny but you were just staring at each other.” You smile at her as your laughing starts to chill out.

“Trust me Candace, I don’t understand why we both laugh too easily.” You chuckle while you start to move around to finally get out of bed.

Tyler looks at you, “Wait, no. Babe, stay in bed!” he starts to complain like a little kid.

“No sweets, it’s time to go join the real world. Plus, you have to get ready for practice soon.” You remind him. His eyes got slightly wide when he realized you were right and checked the clock really quickly. “Jesus, (Y/N)! You got me thinking I had to leave now. I’ve got 4 more hours.” Laughing you both get yourselves together and head downstairs to the kitchen.

“Gooooood morning, Mama!” you say as you round the corner. Your mom turns and smiles at you both. “Morning mom” Tyler says with a smile and Jackie gives you both a smile as well. They are both making an amazing breakfast for the house. “You two stay out of the kitchen. We’re treating you to breakfast before Tyler has to leave for the rink.” Your mom says as Jackie continues making pancakes and breakfast potatoes while your mom tends to the eggs and bacon.

“Dont have to tell me twice!” Tyler said while running outside to the dogs where your brother and the dads were.

“Well then, bye Ty” you say and everyone starts laughing, Your sister and his sisters are in the living room talking about school and work.

Nothing could make you happier right now. Having the two families together. Fitting so perfectly.

How this has happened so flawlessly is incredible. Everyone actually enjoys each others company. This is just another reason why you and Tyler already know that you both are in this for the long run.

(Y/D/N) runs up to you when she notices you are downstairs. “Hey baby girl! Having fun with your brothers?” you say while giving her a bely rub.

Jackie walks over and starts petting her with you, “(Y/N), I’m so happy you’ve come in to his life. As a mother, I really don’t think I could even imagine anyone better for him.”

“My goodness, Jackie. Thank you” you say holding back some happy tears. “I am really happy he’s in my life and I’m so excited we are all going to the game together tonight.” you smile leaning in to her. You were glad Ty’s family was as cuddly as you were so they didn’t think you were weird when you lean into them.

As you finish setting up the dining room table for breakfast you hear your mom shout, “Alright everyone! Breakfast is ready!” You smile as your mom and Jackie start bringing in the breakfast. “This is lovely, (Y/N)” Cassidy says, “We only ever eat here for the holidays.”

You smile as everyone else walks in and you lock eyes with Tyler, “Well this is a special occasion” Tyler smiles his childlike smile back at you.

“Wait what? Are you announcing an engagement?!” you sister loudly questions.

“Whoa no no, just that we are all finally together!” you say quickly and Tyler loses his mind laughing so hard as he steps out of the dining area to make sure the dogs all have their own breakfast in their bowls.

The dads both say at the same time, “Thank God” and everyone laughs. Not because it would be horrible but because Tyler hadn’t said anything to either of them yet if it was an engagement. Your father would like the traditional ask for the father’s blessing and Ty’s dad would just like the heads up because he likes to know things before everyone.

Everyone enjoys this incredible breakfast as well as each others company. We are all talking about everything we can. Just getting to know each other even more.

I check my phone and turn to Ty next to me, “Sweets it’s about time for you to head out.” You smile at him. He rolls his eyes and reluctantly gets up while taking some empty dishes to the sink and starts to wash them before he heads upstairs to get himself ready to go.

A few minutes later you join Tyler upstairs to check in to see where he was on his process before he leaves for the rink. “Need any help in there?” you say as you see him buttoning up his shirt.

“Your company is my favorite thing.” he says giving you a smile and pulls you in for a kiss. You help him button his shirt as you kiss him back causing you both to smile into the kiss.

He walks into the bathroom to start to brush his hair and teeth. “Babe, would you be against what (Y/S/N) said at the table?” you look at him as you walk into the bathroom to brush your teeth.

“The marriage talk?” you ask as he nobs. “I think to a lot of people it is probably too soon to talk about it, but I do think I see us heading full speed to really talking about it.” he begins to smirk.

“Don’t smirk at me like that” You start laughing.

He winks at you, “It’s just good to hear. I agree with you”

“Stop, don’t make me nervous” he starts laughing at your response.

“Don’t you worry, gorgeous” he smiles pulling you in for a hug.

You both just stand there completely content in each other’s arms. “Okay sweets. You’ve got to get going. I’ll see you later at the game” you look up and kiss his jawline line, because you really didn’t feel like getting on your tiptoes to kiss his cheek. He laughed and kissed your temple.

You both walk downstairs and everyone says their goodbye and good lucks to Tyler. The dogs ran inside to watch Tyler pull out of the driveway and then they collectively started crying for him to come back in. You got out your phone to film it because it was too cute. “What happens when Tyler leaves the house” you caption the video before you post it on instagram.

You and the rest of the family just relax and hang out together at home before everyone starts to get ready to go to the game. The dads show get on their Stars polo shirts with Stars hats. The moms both put on Tyler’s jerseys, looking absolutely adorable. They even had Stars earrings. All the sisters put Stars tattoos on their cheeks and had on his jersey. Your brother opted for a blank jersey overtop a black hoodie. While you joined your sister and his by putting on his jersey and did a ’91’ sticker on your left cheek. You decided to do some loose curls in your hair and put on a ‘TS’ white logo on black dad hat.

Everyone started to head out to the car. We had to take two cars so all the guys and your sister were in one car and everyone else got in another. Once you all got to the arena you pulled in to where the players and family park, and see two spots by Tyler’s car.

As you all head into the arena the security all say hello to you all and direct you up to the main level so you can get to your seats. As you walk passed the hallway where the dressing room is you peak down and see Tyler focused on a quick work out before he gets all suited up. You quickly wave hello and blow him a kiss because you normally don’t like to interrupt him before a game. But as he sees you he quickly sprints down to you all and hugs and thanks everyone for being there. He gives you a quick kiss , “okay listen I love you and all but go get dressed. I’ll see you on the ice” He laughs and while running back yells “Okay coach!”

The walk up to the seats always got you so excited and having the families together made it even better. You all grabbed snacks and drinks before getting to your seats to watch warm ups. Your brother couldn’t have been happier, being the huge hockey fan he is and getting to watch the game in the family section so close to the ice was amazing for him.

Warmups ending too quickly for your liking, with Tyler acting goofy out there and constantly checking on you all to make sure everyone was enjoying themselves. Being a pain in the ass that he is; at one point Tyler lifted his jersey up to wipe his forehead and then looked up at you, smirked, and wiggled his eyebrows. You roll your eyes at him which just makes him laugh uncontrollably.

Once the game begins everyone is so into it. As expected, of course.  The guys played their hearts out, Tyler playing one of his best games this season. I’m sure having everyone there got him so amped. They won in overtime but not after a stressful OT where the goal didn’t even happen until 30 seconds before it ended. This practically felt like a playoff game.

Everyone gathered downstairs waiting for the guys to come out of the dressing room. You were chatting with some of the girlfriends and wives, introducing your family to everyone, that you didn’t notice Ty had already come out. He said hi to others before lifting you up from behind.

You let out a squeal and everyone laughed. “My gosh, Ty!” you started laughing “You did amazing tonight!” you said while you turned around and gave him a hug and kiss.

“This has been my favorite game this season.” he smiled and then thanked everyone as you all walked out to the cars. “Oh perfect! We’re all next to eachother. Babe you ride with me” he says and everyone gets into the cars.

As you get into the car you lean over and kiss his cheek. “Sweetheart that really was an amazing game” he smiled and started to drive, grabbed your hand and kissed it. “thank you babe. I loved having everyone here.”

You and Tyler drove to pick up dinner at a Italian restaurant close to his place. You placed the order earlier so it would be ready for you to pick up straight away and not wait ages.

Everyone else is home before the two of you. As you pull into the drive way he grabs your hand to stop you from going in to the house. You look over at him smiling, “what?” he smiles back, “I’m just happy and I wanted you to know that.” he leans over and gives you a very passionate kiss. When you both pull away you laugh and say, “Well I’m glad you are that happy. I am honestly so happy too. Now let’s get inside before this food gets cold and our families eat the house”

Tyler grabs as much food as he can and you grab the rest. As you both walk in everyone rushes over to help bring the food the rest of the way in. You see the dining room has been set for dinner and you can’t help but smile about it. The tiniest thing. It just shows you even more how well your families are fitting together.

msa ch3 asks

Anonymous said: I love how msa Izuku comes across as an honest to god cryptid: can’t see his face, absolutely the kind of person you’d find at a gas station at 3 am, doesn’t want attention, most likely distant cousins with Mothman

msa au is just me fulfilling all of my ‘protagonist is a cryptid’ dreams by making msa izuku as cryptid as possible. favorite character archetype: cryptid 

Anonymous said: so the msa au is my life right now thank u for that & I just read through the update twice so thank you for that x2 and I had to go back and look for Izuku and Kirishima’s deal when it came up again and realized oh hey Kirishima agreed not to try and stop Izuku from leaving after 3 minutes and they didn’t put a time limit on that i wonder if that’ll come up again (& then my brain jumped to Izuku using that Forever. “we had a deal” every time it comes up. he cannot be stopped bc kiri promised)

got it in one!! izuku will abuse the wording of that deal forever if he can. good eye! 

Anonymous said: relatability of msa izuku: trying, doesnt trust feds, inability to sleep, ready to jump out 4th story window at a moments notice, anti-attention-

that’s msa izuku living the cryptid life of his dreams

Anonymous said: So wait you don’t have to answer this if it’s a spoiler but the collarbone blood tattoo™ is what’s making deku’s existence confusing to electronics, maybe?

yep, you got it! normally izuku is able to keep his presence from overtly affecting the electronics around him but scripting really starts messing with them. 

Anonymous said: quirkless msa deku anon and can i just say that deku looking eraserhead straight in the eye with lie detector policeman there and him saying “i don’t have a quirk” and said policeman not detecting a lie is arguably the best thing i have thought of today.

tsukauchi: wh 
tsukuachi: how did you even do all of [gestures at ch2 events] that without a quirk? 
izuku: it’s a special talent of mine.

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V + Saeran not added because this seemed to get too repetitive *finger guns away*

  • He thinks its amazing that you’re known for your creativity and skill– Sighs and wishes he could be known like that with acting; But instead its all about his looks and voice in that area. But you, You’re known for ripping out hearts, stepping on them, and killing off fan favorites at a minutes notice. And he loves you for it, you sadistic little angel you.
  • Regardless he doesn’t really understand how hard writing actually is since.. he’s never really written before? One of those people that think you just throw a few words down and bam you’re done like no baby. no. we all wish it could be like that.
  • So he’s really surprised to see the process of it all; The writers block, the procrastinating, the editing and re-reading, the doubting yourself, then the random spurts of creativity where all you do is sit and write for hours. And he’s really never seen something more frustrating. It looks like such a tedious thing, he definitely takes back what he said about it being easy.
  • “ And she took the blade into her palms… No– That doesn’t sound right.. ” He watched with wide eyes as you wrote and rewrote sentences over and over again, he thought everything sounded fine? But you didn’t seem to like it. He knew you were tired, he’s told you multiple times to take a break but you refused. Insisting you had to get at least one chapter done tonight if anything.
  • He just sighs at your stubbornness with a knowing smile, offering you some tea or hot cocoa which you graciously accept. He’ll even try and help you with writing by sitting on the couch beside you and letting you read what you’ve written to him. Rereading it helps you catch mistakes and odd phrases or sentences, which is helpful. But he always says “ It sounds fine? Why are you deleting it? ” Z e n.
    • I feel like Jumin someday would love to write a memoir of some sorts, so when he finds out you’re an author he thinks thats perfect– You could help him with it if you’re feeling up to it.
    • But seeing how stressed and busy you usually are makes him not want to bring up the idea. He cant believe writing could be this tedious. He gives you a little room in his house as an office for you to work in and you’re in it constantly. When he comes home from work thats the first place he checks, surrounded with stress relieving candles and a cup of whatever you’re liking at the moment. He begs you to come to bed with him, but seeing as you wont budge he’ll pull up a chair and stay with you.
    • “ You’re adding too many big words. Your targeted audience wont understand a lot of that. ” Oh, he’s right. Actually its nice to have Jumin reading over your shoulder. Stressful as hell but he catches mistakes quickly and gives his honesty on certain phrases and sentences; since he’s read practically billions of books in his 27 years.
    • Eventually you get the chapter done after nearly a week and sheepishly show it to him. He reads it with a concentrated expression, not willing to give away any hint of emotion.
    • When he’s all done you ask him what he thinks about it. “ Its lovely, you capture the scenery beautifully and the emotions of your characters. I enjoyed it; as will others, my love. ” He praises you for your hard work by giving you a kiss on the top of the head and rubbing your (very sore) back softly. He’s proud of you. and youre pretty damn proud of yourself too? this man better give you a back rub for hours tonight because sitting at a desk for so long nearly killed you holy shit
    • Oh boy does he wish he had your patience and skill. never would admit this but he really lowkey wants you to write LOLOL fanfiction of his characters for him
    • He cant believe how much you work though. It seems like you’re on your laptop for decades on end and he hates it! Usually spends an hour or two on LOLOL before getting bored and checking up on you.
    • Aaaand youre still at your laptop looking like you’re ready to kill a man. Lovely.
    • “ MCCC…. ” He’s so whiney when you overwork yourself. He wants attention badly but you tell him youre busy. even though we all know you’ve been staring at that empty screen contemplating the meaning of life for hours now. dont lie.
    • Snuggles into your side and asks you about what your writing and such. He sees obviously not much progress being done on the screen, but he’s pretty sure you know that already..
    • Eventually he’ll encourage you to write for five minutes, take a quick break to stroke his hair and pay attention to the movie he put on ages ago, then return back to your five minutes of writing. It wasn’t much, but he didn’t want to complain.
    • Shes thought about becoming an author in the past; but never ended up taking it up. shes written zen fan-fiction before though so she knows a little somethin’ somethin’ about writing.
    • She finds herself cleaning your office a lot. Theres so many coffee cups in here MC. Did you sleep last night?
    • My character slept does that count?
    • No.
    • She eventually gives up on trying to place a schedule with you since you’re always tucked away inside that gross little office you could practically call home. So investing in a laptop for you was a much needed decision; make or break sort of thing. You can write and be within ten feet of her at the same time cant you?
    • Learns to adapt to your odd and unhealthy writing schedule as long as she can still snuggle with you while you’re at it. And you’re sweet enough to turn down the brightness of the screen when its late at night too so it doesn’t hurt her eyes, so sweet.
    • She loves to read your past books while you work and ends up curiously asking for some slight spoilers, which you don’t exactly tell her since.. Well you don’t really know yourself. She finds this funny though that you wrote the book but you don’t even know how it ends. But yet gets a bit excited thinking of all the power she has by being your girlfriend… 10/10 WILL crush you with her thighs if you kill off her favorite character.
    • He’s always asking you to write the weirdest shit for him just because you know how? seven I will not write a Yooseven / LOLOL crossover au. and dont break the forth wall youre scaring me.
    • Probably out of everyone he knows how hard it is on you to sit at a desk and stare at a screen when you need to get something done. Hacking and writing are different even if he insists otherwise, writing a small haiku into the programming of your computer to prove his point. *finger guns* why are you like this
    • He hates how you leave for so long to write but he gets its your job. He just wishes it wasn’t. So he gets insanely whiny about it, knocking on your office door and coming in asking “Are you all done now?” almost every five minutes. Luciel. Sh. Focus time.
    • You end up locking him out of the room but he doesnt take that very well and turns to passing notes under the crack of the door;
      “ Are you done now.. .. .. …… . . ”
      With his signature mini seven doodle attached or sometimes a poorly drawn elizabeth the 3rd in the corner. He was distracting you and he knew it, but he never stops until you’re chasing him halfway across the house with a broom to get him to shoo.
    • Eventually he might give up, but thats rare. You have no choice but to let him in and allow him to spin around on a wheely chair while you give him spoilers for upcoming chapters. He always gives you, quite dramatic, feedback; like gasping loudly whenever you say something “ intense ” is going to happen to your characters. Or trying to convince you to kill every single character in a fit of rage and passion. No Saeyoung. No. N'aw.. He thought it would be a great idea.
Jikook Fic Recs!

Hi everyone! I’ve been reading a lot of jikook fanfiction recently so I thought “why not make a fic rec for my followers?” (even though you’ve probably already read these fics) so here you go guys and thank you for 2.5k+ followers :)))

Fic recs part 2!

In no particular order:

“Modernsherlock!au - The first time Jeon Jungkook meets Park Jimin, the other boy is dissecting what looks like a penis.”

I absolutely loved this fic. It has some suggestive themes (as you can tell by the summary), but its not really nsfw. I really like how the writer portrayed Jimin (cute, smol cinnamon roll) and his way of thinking and solving cases, as well as the jikook dynamic (just kiSS ALREADY). It’s a really interesting and sweet fic that also inspired me to draw some sketches about it. I am currently obsessed with this oneshot!

“You know those people who say technology is driving people apart? Yeah, fuck them.”

Really good fic where Jimin’s thirst for Jungkook is super real (Also, thanks Taehyung!). Jungkook and Jimin are both youtuber and fate (more like an injury) brings em together! There is smut in this fic so keep that in mind. I loved the twitter and snapchat edits that this oneshot has, I thought it was really creative and a different take on au jikook!

“Everyone knows that the first year Slytherin seeker Jeon Jungkook’s biggest fan is not from his own house but a third year Hufflepuff named Park Jimin.”

I’ve realised I’m a sucker for cute Jimin and this Harry Potter!au is so adorable and I just- ahhhh words can’t explain how much I like this fic. This fic has so many cute moments between them is great and Jungkook is very popular, but also very sweet towards Jimin. This is my daily dose of cuteness tbh.

More fics under the cut!

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got7 fanfic rec

i like you by theafterimages

yugbam. a kissing booth :)

light up my heart by theafterimages

yugbam. autocorrect makes yugyeom’s text to bambam really sexual.

Big Miss Steak by gremlinpants

got7 texting au. just really funny. yugbam, markson, jjproject

traitor6 + youngjae by badlifedecisions

another got7 texting au. sorry i just really love texting aus. yugbam, markson, jjproject (i dont actually know their ship name lmao)

Sun in your smile, Moon in your soul by MinGenius99

2jae. got7 x bts werewolf au. side pairings: (there are a lot) vkook, namjin, yoonmin, markjin, yugbam. i guess jackson and jhope are lonely my poor babies

i have a lot to say about this fic actually. so it’s very very cliche which isnt something i usually go for but it was pretty good. the smut is really well written. a lot of the side pairings arent mentioned a lot. like markjin was mentioned like once (my poor markjin heart) but vkook was in there for like a whole chapter tho. the fic goes really fast so try not to get lost. still love it tho not trying to say anything bad about it.

anonymous asked:

I'm afraid to blog this bc I don't want Discourse. But I noticed most (not all) of the fans I know who ship Sha//ura are sweet black girls between the ages of 18-25. Meanwhile, most of the antis are bratty 13-15 y/o white kids. Yet they go on about how Sha//ura makes them uncomfortable on a Personal level because they're a minor "just like A//ura"? Pfft y'all couldn't be more different from A//ura so shut up. Just say you're racist & hate the concept of her being desirable to save your breath.

I cant say anything about anties because i honestly interact with them once a month if that , but I will say its funny to see people clammering about Shallura = antiblack while me and a handful of other black girl shippers are continuing to invest in the ship.

I literally had someone send me an article about fandom aging black characters up as if i have not been black my entire fucking life, and part of fandom for over half my fucking life. 

As if i have NOT watched fandom scramble to justify their horrible behavior, all while knowing it was only happening because no one cares about black characters. 

I mean I get to read post after post about Keith being troubled to the point of making that sacrifice and needing someone to care about him, but no one cares about Allura jumping infront of the bullet four times by now. Who thinks twice about Allura needing to be reminded of how essential she is in their lives? 

Its not like i sat through years of HP fanfic writers specifying that the Blaise in their fic was the beautiful delicate fanon Blaise, and not canon black Blaise. Because its totally necessary, even in a fic where Blaise is mentioned once every 5 fucking chapters, readers need to know its not actual Blaise Zabini because canon Blaise confuses them to the point of  disgust. 

or outrage when animophic characters from mostly black locations are drawn to be black instead of blond because that would make more sense with Nala having blue eyes and Simba’s red hair. 

It’s not like I watched horrible shit happen to black characters in tv shows with no sympathy or outcry, but a white girl gets yelled at for being a nuisance and the entire fandom is in the tags screaming for character death. 

Or ya know, black women being written out of their love stories and replaced with non-black characters. Because yea, yall love Allura and all that but something about her aint right so lets just literally edit her out of her scenes and give her back story to Lance . 

so no, i really dont need to be reminded of how gross fandom can be and you insisting its happening in the context of shallura shipping and not the fandom’s negligence of the character is bull. Plz miss me.

It’s Fine: chapter two

Author’s Note: hi im back again uh i dont rlly have anything to say at the beginning of this chapter but forgive any sentences that have kind of weird structure or if i like randomly change tense! i’ve tried to edit all the places i’ve made mistakes but combing thru doesn’t always get it all out. verb tenses have always messed me up tbh and id say im a lot more used to writing in past tense but for this story i figured w the flashbacks it would make more sense to write the present part of the story actually in the present lol

also!! please actually read the song lyrics i did put them there for purpose they’re more than just something that’s background noise i’m using them as an important plot device and insight into richies true subconscious thoughts so!! dont skip them bc i know i personally always skip song lyrics lol

Songs mentioned in this chapter: Supermodel - SZA, Broken Clocks - SZA (yall r gonna be seeing a lot of songs from her album Ctrl because its a fkn break up / cheated on / mixed feelings BOP)

Pairings: Stozier to Reddie, BIG reddie flashbacks in this chap

Warnings: Swearing, sad shit 

Word Count: 4,332

Summary: [Modern a.u] Several months after the incident, Richie Tozier convinces himself that he feels fine, that it’s fine. Everything is fine. But memories and old-feelings surface almost constantly in Richie’s distracted head, seemingly for the sole purpose of making him subconsciously wonder: Is it really fine at all?

chapter one. / chapter three. / chapter four. )

chapter two.

Richie is purposefully late to school the next day. His and Eddie’s lockers are unfortunately close - and even just the thought of Eddie makes Richie feel sick right now. Like he’ll throw up. He doesn’t know if he can bare to see the boy. So, he decides not to.

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anonymous asked:

If children inherit one of their parents' quirks, or a combination of the two, what do you think Bakugou's parents' quirks are? Also what do you think Izuku would have gotten if his power manifested like usual(his father breathes fire and his mother has minor telekinesis)?

Actually anon!!!!! We know Mitsuki and Masaru’s quirks! Mitsuki can sweat glycerine (no explosions) and Masaru has oxidizing sweat (can make small explosions) so when combined you got Bakugou’s nitroglycerine sweat! I find it super neat tbh I was really happy when I found out about it (…also because I kinda headcanoned Bakugou taking the explosions from his mild and lovable father and he did what a good)

As for Izuku tbh I don’t know? I never spent much time thinking about it, but if we exclude the possibilities of him having his mother or his father’s same quirks, the neatest combination would have probably been firebending I think - he could either produce his own fire (like his father does, that would be the strongest outcome I guess) and bend it through his mother’s magnetizing-type quirk, or he could bend already existing fire only, which is also pretty neat but not as self-sufficient and therefore a lil less strong… anyway it would have been hilarious tbh because if he’d had a fire quirk Todoroki Bakugou and he would have all been fire babies and that’s ???? amazing™

Anon said:  You know, as funny and adorable was seeing Kiri cry because Tetsu’s quirk is similar to his, the new chapters that revealed his insecurities made it more sad, because the Sport Festival is for gaining popularity and attention, and Kirishima already thought his quirk was not flashy, then he meets another student who has a quirk similar to his. It must have been really devastating to his self-esteem

I’m gonna be honest anon, I’ve been keeping track of Kiri’s self-esteem issues since he first mentioned disliking his quirk before the USJ attack so anything that’s happened after it in that sense hasn’t really been a surprise for me? I’ve been hoping Horikoshi would properly address it like he did in the lastest chapters for ages - seeing him honestly upset about Tetsu having his same quirk made me go aw baby the first time I read it in the manga too, so when I saw it happen again in the anime I did still find it kinda sad BUT ALSO it does make you think about how much he grew into himself!! How much better he got with his confidence and how much he tries and works hard oh my god I love that child

Also!!! The fact that even though at first he had that reaction to Tetsu they still ended up being seriously good friends and gunning for each other and having the healthiest rivalry ever is!!!! So good!!!! He could have held a grudge against him forever but instead!!!!! Oh man!!!!!

(… what actually made me sad because I’m weak and a baby is Kaminari going “aw man I’m not good at those” when they announced the second round, like, god save me how many times has this boy been left out of children games through his childhood because his quirk is incompatible with teamwork I want to  c r y)

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anonymous asked:

68 with 2D please???

(A/N: ok so this going to be both Gay™ and Lame™)

“How. The fuck. Are you– so motherfucking tall?”


It had been a particularly lazy day for you. You’d spent some of your day off cleaning, and most of it sleeping or watching television. Your sweet boyfriend, 2D, was set to be in the studio most of the day. Even as the sun was setting, you still weren’t expecting him for an hour or two. You turned on the stereo, flipping on one of your favorite bands, and retrieved a book from the nearby shelf. You got through a couple of chapters before dozing off.

When you awoke, 2D was just getting home. He walked into the living room, holding a few pizza boxes and a couple bottles of wine. He set them all down on the coffee table, and, seeing that you were awake now, plopped next to you on the couch. He pulled you in closely for a hug and kissed you on your forehead.

“Hey, sleepyhead, how was your day off?” He rested a hand on your thigh.

You smiled and yawned quietly. “It was… a bit unproductive. Just as I like it.” You motioned to the pizza and wine. “What’s the occasion, Stu?”

He wiggled his eyebrows at your playfully skeptical tone. “I’ve had a good day, and I wanted to surprise this real cute person I live with.”

You nudged him and giggled. “Fucking dork.”

Your dork,” he corrected, reaching for the food and alcohol. “And only yours. Now… White or red?”

You pondered for a moment. “Red. Seems like it’d go better with pizza.”

He obliged and handed you your bottle of wine and a pizza box. The two of you sat together, drinking and eating throughout the night. The sounds of you two talking and laughing over your music was a welcome change from the norm. 2D explained to you that the other bandmates went into the city for the night, so he took advantage of their absence and decided to have a quiet night in with you. The night became a lot less quiet as the wine took its effect, though. You both cleared your bottles and were buzzing heavily as you talked about anything and everything. When you were with 2D, you were able to explore. He never made you feel judged.

At midnight, the two of you decided that you weren’t done drinking. You went on a full search through the kitchen for any miscellaneous alcohol, and sure enough, you were able to settle on a bottle of rum. word of caution, dont drink both in one night irl, it aint worth it You raced each other out to the living room, almost dropping the bottle of rum in the process. You landed on the couch before 2D, so you got the first swig. You took it down with a wince; then came the burning. You coughed, hard. 2D rubbed and pat your back a bit.

“Y-you need anythin’, Y/n?” His voice was quiet and thoughtful.

“Yeah, I– I do. Can you get me a chaser or something?”

2D nodded and scampered off to the kitchen, returning a few moments later with two glasses of orange juice ginger ale. He sat down next to you and switched your cup for the bottle. You switched off like that until the bottle was half gone, and by that point you were both wasted. 2D kept telling you how drunk you were and it bothered you. Of course you were drunk. But you were still fine! you lying ass bitch smh

“Hey! N-no! I’m fiiiine. Watch, here, come on…” You stood up from the couch, almost losing your balance. You held out a hand to 2D. “Let’s dance or something. Dance with meeeee.”

You stumbled over to the speaker and turned the music up. An upbeat alternative rock song began to play, and you began to dance. badly You screamed the intro of the song as you started. 2D stared at you for a second before standing up and joining you. His skills were on the same level as yours, which was ZERO saying very little. The alcohol made everything a little harder to do, but you were enjoying yourself. As you looped around each other, nearly stumbling over the coffee table, you couldn’t help but notice how… well, how lanky your boyfriend was. It was really funny, actually– so funny that you stopped dancing and crashed into the couch. 2D stopped abruptly, and stumbled over to you in drunk concern.

“Hey… Hey! Y/n. Sweetie. Baby.” He kneeled next to the couch. “You alive?”

Tears rolled down your cheeks as you nodded. You couldn’t stop laughing. “Y-yeah, I’m totally good. I’m f-fine.”

He looked puzzled. “Wha’s so funny? Come on, lemme in on the joke.” His words slurred together terribly.

Your lungs felt like they were going to burst. “How. The fuck. Are you– so motherfucking tall? You’re– you’re like… a fucking… Mutant string bean!”

Your laughter grew out of control again, but this time, 2D was joining you. He had sunk to the floor and was cackling into the carpet. The two of you sat like that until you finally heard the band come back. Murdoc fuck off, pickle poked his head into the living room, asked what you were laughing about, and when you told him that he wouldn’t understand, he grumbled something about you moving up to your room. A few more minutes passed before both you and your boyfriend could get up and function again. You were both still super drunk, but that didn’t stop 2D from picking you up and carrying you to his room upstairs. where you proceeded to have cute, messy, drunk sex aww… gay

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PLEASE feel free to recommend me any of your favorite BTS fanfics (any ship), because I will read them. Also, please let me know if you liked any of the stories I recommend!

IMPORTANT: All of the fics I rec will be on a scale of 8 to 10. (8- really good, happy I read it.  9- amazing, I loved it! 10- perfect, one of my favorites. [*]= top fave)

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anonymous asked:

I can see you have a type...

If the type is The Most Knowledgeable And Smart In Their Group But Still A Complete Idiot then yes, definitely, I have a type lmao - seriously tho I dunno if this is specifically about DGM (Lavi and Wisely are pretty similar) or if it’s a general thing, but as far as Wisely goes you might not believe this but over half of the reason why he’s my fave is that he suffers from chronic migraines and I Hard Relate


Thank you!!! Super happy you liked them!!! <3<3

Anon said: You know, apparently in the raws of Chapter 144, Kirishima’s friend calls him “Ei-chan”, not just Ei

!!!!! thanks for the info! I was actually wondering which between the -kun and -chan they had used!!! 

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what im weak for this week

remember when i used to apologize for being two weeks behind?

neither do i because it’s literally been months. as such, even tho there were TONS of amazing fics from august until now, i’m only going to be doing the ones since last week (Nov. 13 onwards), because otherwise i wouldn’t be able to cover everything ;A; i’ll try to keep this updated, though!!!

ps it long.

ps is there a myungjin drought wtf is going on my friends

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