i dont normally makes posts like this but there was a lot of you :d


Originally posted by tt-aeils

bear with me please this is my first bullet point fic and my first fanfic since like 7th grade?? mlp was a dark stage

-okay so you aren’t tumblr famous really but you do have a few hundred followers on tumblr and you put time and effort in your theme and stuff, like ur blog is classy but trashy,,

-you pretty much use Tumblr daily and you are a bts blogger and post gifs that you make for bts and a few headcanons

-so one day in math class you get like 30 notifications that someone liked and reblogged your gifs

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Daddy A-Z: Yuta

Originally posted by taei

Disclaimer: I couldn’t find the original poster this came from, but I got this from philanddanxreader, I didn’t come up with this.

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A = Announcement.- How do you tell him and the world that you’re expecting?
Honestly, I feel like Yuta would be the s/o that immediately knows sometimes up with his love? Like ‘you’re really warm all of a sudden, are you okay?’ ‘you’re…eating a lot. have you ever eaten a pack of spaghetti all on your own?’ ‘did you…..did you used to eat pickles with peanut butter? or am i forgetting??’ before it clicks, and he’s just like ‘yoUR FKIN PREGNANT ARENT YOU?!!??!’ He figures it out on his own and you’re just like ‘yup.’ ‘duDE!!’ With telling others, I feel like he’d just do something normal, like posting pictures of the ultrasound or positive pregnancy test.

B = Books.- Did he read the books?
I don’t think Yuta does much dad reading, he’s more of a ‘we’re fine! we can figure it out together! people have kids…it’s got to be like….natural to take care of a kid right?….right?” so he’s more of a wing it/do what his parents did when raising his bub.

C = Cuddles.- Who cuddles the baby more? 
I swear Yuta’s the dad that just stands around and coos at watching his bub and s/o cuddling, rather than him doing the cuddler. He’ll take 1735 pictures of his s/o and the babe cuddling, and make an instagram dedicated to the cuddling fam.

D = Daddy.- His reaction to being called Daddy and it setting in. 

I feel like having kids with Yuta will be more planned than a surprise, so he’s fully aware the dad title is coming, and he’s very aware that he’s heading to that path. So I don’t think being called Daddy will be some fantastic thing in his mind, because he’s been seeing himself as dad before the test was even positive. I think he’d be pretty calm and just think ‘well yeah, i’m dad. i know that.’

E = Empty.- Who goes to the store when you guys run out of supplies?
With Yuta, I think it’ll be 50/50, or more like ‘who’s not currently holding the baby when we realize we’re out of something? okay then its your turn to make the supplies run’. It’s more just taking turns than one person’s role. 

F = Feeding time- Who does feeding time?

Yuta usually leaves feeding time to his s/o, while he usually prepares the food/cleans the babe up afterwards, so he let’s his partner have the ‘food bonding time’.

G = Grumpy baby. - Who is better at dealing with a grumpy baby? 

Obviously mr. healing smile Nakamoto is in charge of dealing with baby frowns a lot. Honestly, who doesn’t immediately smile when they see Yuta smile? C’mon now. All it takes is his pretty face smiling and laughing and the babe turns into the sun from the Teletubbies and we all know it.

H = How?- how many kids does he want?
Yuta’s got a few siblings, so I imagine he’d want or end up having a similar scenario with his kids. I can see him having 2 or 3, more likely close together in age, so they really bond as siblings and such. Plus he seems like the cocky dick to be like ‘babe we can totally hand 8 kids at once! trust me!’ and then a week into fatherhood he looks like the plague got him.

J = Jokes.- best dad joke? 

“What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

K = Kisses.- His favorite place to kiss the baby.
Yuta’s such a chubby cheek kisser, seriously. He attacks WinWin all the time, you know he’s gonna be smooching his lil bub so much god my heart hurts can NCT be on Hello Baby or Return of Superman please please please SM

L = Little.- How he feels when he holds the baby for the first time.

I think Yuta’s pretty good at hiding his emotions and things, but holding your newborn for the first time is not something he can brush off, he’s gonna have that giant ass smile and he’s just yelling at everyone in the hospital room, ‘look at this! look at my baby! they’re fckin beautiful look at them! fck im a dad! babe look! look at our baby omg!’, he’s just so overcome with happiness and joy he doesn’t know what to do with himself.

M = Mommy.- what does he call you? 

Yuta’s a dad that likes short titles, he’s the one that teaches the baby how to say mama and dada instead of mommy and daddy. #mama4life

N = Nappies.- who deals with the really bad ones? 

Yuta is suspiciously never near when diapers are dirty. Either he’s completely vanished from the house somehow, or he’s always doing someone he ‘just cant stop’. ‘im doing the dishes!’ ‘im cooking! if i walk away it’ll burn!’ his s/o is gonna have to give him the stink eye to make him change the diaper if you’re sick of him dipping out.

O = Onesies- Who likes to dress the baby in ridiculous outfits? 
Listen….I think Yuta is pretty sensible with clothes……but when it comes to having control over another human, he’s really going to find the weirdest shit at the store. he’s gonna come downstairs after dressing the babe before you guys leave and you’re just going to see a circus clown where your kid should be. don’t let him dress the baby. dont. 

P = Pet names- names he calls the baby. 

Being Yuta’s spawn, I’m sure the bub is going to be the happiest little human in the world, I totally see Yuta nicknaming his bby sunshine or something cheesy like that because the babes, ‘the light of my life!’

Q = Questions.- How many questions does he ask the nurse? 

I swear to god Yuta will ask the nurse how long until you can have sex again or something fcking stupid like that. No but seriously, I think he’ll ask more question about your well being, seeing as damn…’his s/o just gave birth, how the fuck does he take care of you and the baby after that nurse tell me what to do!’

R = Rely- what is the biggest thing you rely on each other for? 

I think with Yuta, the biggest thing needed is the partnership. Yuta cooks, his s/o feeds the baby. Yuta bathes the babe, his s/o dresses the babe. It’s a 50/50 take with responsibility, no one’s doing more than the other, it’s a lot less stressful having someone helping you in everything.

S = Sleep duty. - who gets up when it’s really late at night? 

It’s really a sense of who wakes up at the sound of the babe crying. If Yuta wakes up, he’s not going to wake his s/o up to go to the bub? If he wakes up, it’s his duty to go to his babe’s rescue.

T = Trepidation.- fears as a new parent. 
Being Yuta, I just think he’ll fear that he’s not doing as good as he thinks. ‘am i actually doing good as a dad or am i failing completely?’, he’s just worried that he’s messing up and he’s not even aware of it. but that’s really all in his head, we all know Yuta will be just fine.

U = Ultra sounds.- His reactions to the ultrasounds.
Similar to holding his baby for the first time, he’s just going to be a giant mess of smiles and coos at the monitor like, “oh my god, it’s just a blur but our baby is the most beautiful baby in the world! look at it! its moving and alive and we’re going to be parents…..f u ck”

V = Values.- what is the most important value he wants to teach your child.

I think Yuta will be very firm on teaching the ‘love yourself’ mentality. While we know Yuta is a cocky little shit, he’s constantly voicing that he doesn’t think he’s as handsome as the other members, or he’s not his best at performing, while we know he is. He’s not as confident in himself as he should be, and I think he’ll be one that wants to make sure his kids know they’re perfect as they are and should be confident in themselves. 

W = Water.- Who gives the babe the baths? 
Like I said, taking care of the baby is usually a partnership, pass off type of this. He cooks, you feed, he cleans, you dress. So usually he’s the one bathing the babe, and it probably takes ten years, I’m sure he’s a dad that makes bubble beards on his baby and plays with the bath toys more than the kid does.

X = X-mas- what do you guys plan for the holidays? 

Honestly I think holidays are going to be hectic with Yuta. He doesn’t have a very small family, so there’s his family, his s/o’s family, he’s definitely the dad that wants to get a tree, and see Santa with the babe, take pictures, send cards, have a party with the members. It’s probably a damn mess but it’s so full of love and warm fuzzy feelings that no one could tell him no. 

Y = Yelling.- How many fights do the two of you get in? 

I feel like fights wouldn’t happen much, if at all? Knowing Yuta, it’ll probably just be a few hours of snarky comments back and forth and scowling until someone gives in and apologizes. He’s not one for yelling and screaming, he’s more of a under the breath cursing kind of fighter. 

Z = Zoo- How crazy is the house after the birth?
Not even gonna try and lie, I know the house after birth with Yuta is going to look like a war zone. There’s things strung all over the house, but as Yuta will call it, it’s ‘organized chaos. i know where everything is! it’s all over the floor, leave it alone.’, bottles cover the living room table, diapers are strung around the house, Yuta just stepped on a pacifier, it’s a mess. Someone needs to call Taeyong….fast…..

kittycat15431  asked:

Hello :D I was considering getting a snake, particularly a ball python, and I was wondering if you could give me some advice and/or tips? This would be my first one, but I love them so much and I'd love to have one as a pet.

as someone who got a ball python first, i dont recommend a ball python as a starter snake

they’re pretty tricky and are a lot easier to care for with a bit of experience with other snakes. if you’re not prepared for that it can end up being a really costly investment at the risk of the animals health. I’d recommend a colubrid, like a corn snake, instead and here’s why: 

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Advice for freshmen

Don’t feel pressured that high school will be ‘the greatest 4 years of your life’ because your not going to think that when your there. Youll either hate it, or it’ll be whatever. People only say it’s the best because nostalgia.

Go to a bunch of school events. Dances, games, pep rallies, whatever. They’ll probably dumb, but your entire school will be dumb together.

Youll have that one teacher that you fucking hate, but everybody loves. Youll have that one teacher everybody hates but you love. And they’ll be that teacher that everybody fucking hates. The best way to make friends in that class and make it bearable is too shit talk that teacher with your classmates.

Your English teacher will either be like the one above, or the best person you’ll every meet. Be friends with that teacher, don’t be afraid of being a teachers pet. Don’t be afraid to kiss ass

If any upperclassmen pick on you, chances are they’re fucking assholes and everyone in their grade thinks they’re annoying.

Classes are harder. But if any teacher scares you like “Next year your teachers won’t baby you and give you extensions/extra credit/make up work” They’re fucking liars.

Nobody cares what kind of clothes you wear or back pack you own

You guys are going to be loud and irritating to older people no matter what, so fuck it. Youll grow out of it, and when you hit senior year, you’ll laugh back at yourself. All of the seniors now we’re like that too.

If a senior boy or girl hits on you, you should probably avoid them, chances are they don’t have your best interest at heart.

It you don’t want to shave your legs or pits or whatever for gym or PE, dont. Nobody will fault you.

Sex ed will be stupid and un informative. Don’t take it serioisly. The only part to take 100% serious is if they give you information to clinics and such. Copy that down.

Dye your hair. Get piercings. Fuck it.

Don’t judge others for how they look and you’ll be happier.

Don’t feel pressured to stay in a relationship. It’s normally if they last for less then a month.

Don’t feel pressured to stay with the same friends from middle school. Meet new people.

Every actor on television playing high school students are in their 20’s, it’s okay if you don’t look like that.

If you mensturate, yes, at some point, it’s going to happen at the worst moment, and it’s going to suck. Do NOT be afraid to ask total strangers for a tampon or pad, they will not care.

Join clubs and sports! Join a sport youve never considered playing! Fuck it.

If you join your schools GSA or LGBT club, 90% are going to be straight allies. But I guarantee you, most of then will come out as queer by the time they graduate.

If your queer, don’t feel bad if your sexuality changes a lot. It’s not your fault.

Keep your ID in your wallet or back pack. Don’t loose that shit.

Suprise! You won’t be as emo, scene or goth by the time you graduate. Yours and others interest in wolves/vampires/invader Zim will decrease dramatically

Guys will be allowed to were naked women on t shirts but girls will be sent to the office for spaghetti straps. It’s all bullshit and I’m sorry.

Don’t be afraid to go home and cry sometimes

If you effortlessly got great grades in middle school, you have to reach yourself how to study now. I’m sorry

If you hear a lot of rumors about somebody , do yourself and them a favor and don’t talk behind their backs

There’s no such thing as someone stealing a boyfriend or girlfriend, only cheating boyfriends and girlfriends

If someone says that you slept with them, and you didn’t or didn’t want anyone to know, destroy them. Spread rumors about how gross or bad they were, and warn others about it.

It’s okay to fall in love, but it’s also okay to fall out of love. You might feel like you’ll marry your current significant other, but you won’t.

Don’t put whoever your dating above your friends.

Youll know people that get pregant while in school. Stick by them because they need you.

It’s okay to have anime buttons and shirts, but do not write fanfiction for English class, do not openly talk about explicit smut, do not yell about your feels, do not scream and go up to a stranger who also has those same interests, and do not bombard others with your interests.

You are not better then other people for liking certain stuff or not liking certain stuff.

It’s okay to like pop! It’s okay to like reality tv! It’s okay to like clothes! Its okay to like makeup! Its okay to lime anybof these as much as its okay not to like them! Regardless of gender!! You don’t have to be the quiet shy person who is better then everyone else for drinking tea and reading to be interesting.

All your yearbook pictures will be terrible.

Youll be tires and sleep alot more. If someone asks you to hang out but you’d rather take a nap, take a nap.

Don’t hate things to be cool! Don’t hate your back to school/welcoming freshmen pep rallies! Enjoy the excitment!

Okay, this might sound dumb, but don’t try to ‘seduce’ a teacher. As in, if you have a crush on a teacher, try to get over it asap and don’t be around them as much. It will never be okay.

Alot of guys will be fucking irritating and sexist. Don’t be afraid to call them out on it, especially when defending another girl.

Guys, girls don’t find it attractive pretend to be macho. Men lie and say girls like assholes to justify why they’re single. Girls are complex and d ifferent people who are all attracted to different personalities. There’s no one secret to getting girls to like you.

If your queer and get bullied in PE or the locker rooms, tell a teacher or an upperclassmen. If the teacher does nothing or makes it worst, go to you principal. If they do nothing, go to your school board. If they do nothing, post pictures and shit online and make a HUGE fucking deal about it. It’s a violation of your student rights.

The older you get, the more times youll.listen to someone talk and think “ I could definetly input my opinion here, but it won’t help.thebsituation or conversation, so I better not” and that’s what being mature is.

AP classes are bullshit, but take the tests.

Take your SAT As soon as possible. Don’t procrastinate. Itll be easier on everyone.

The food quality will not improve.

Either take art 1 your freshman year or senior year. Freshman year will be full of freshmen like yourself, but senior year there will be like 7 other bitter and angry seniors that you can dick and round with all year.

MOST IMPORTANT It doesn’t matter if you absolutely know what you want to do and go to college for right now. By senior year, it will change or you won’t know. THAT S OKAY. Talk to the people around you, and 85% of them will be as lost as you are. If you ever feel like your falling behind or are lost, talk to your classmates! Everyone is! Please anyone else add anything I’m missing

SERVAMP Festival Fanreport (2/5) (Noon)

Now that I’m finally back home I can reorganize my points and write the full report! Take note this report contains only the noon session. Night session can be found HERE. And since it will be made into a DVD (that will be released on 28th June), it will be considered spoilers if you are intending to get the DVD so you don’t have to read it if you don’t want to! My report may or may not be a little Kimura Ryohei/Greed pair-centric since I unconsciously focus on them most of the time.

I should also mention that it might not be 100% accurate as it is based off from memory, so sorry if I mess up! I’ll only write what I can remember.
And also because I fail at English and suck at writing a report it probably turned out being messier than I thought it would be…….sorry.

It’ll get pretty lengthy so I’m placing everything under a cut!! ↓↓

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Be gone: Chapter 1 - The voice

Entry post - Read first, please :D
Word count: 650
Warnings: blood. (Not much though.)

It was just another normal day.
Jack had nothing special planned today, except recording one episode of Player Unknown’s Battlegrounds with Felix, and playing some Overwatch with Bob in the afternoon. Maybe Signe was going to come over and they could watch a movie together later that night.
Little did Jack know what was going to happen on this very day.

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anonymous asked:

Opinion on serobaku and serokiri?

SeroBaku kills me in the sweetest way and SeroKiri brings me back to life when I feel dead inside and SeroBakuKiri is like heaven on earth tbh I love those ships they make me feel warm !!!

Anon said: Yes but i loved minas hair like that??? So either ur hair is also p good or ur art is just that great n I’m %99 sure that it’s both, also r u ever planning to post a picture of urself?? ? I’m sorry if this question makes u uncomfortable, have a nice day!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh thank you!!!!! And pictures aren’t really my thing so that’s probably not gonna happen, but I assure you you’re not missing anything by not seeing me, anon hahaha

Anon said: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ilu

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ヽ(o♡o)/  ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Anon said: Imagine Bakugo drawing pictures of his squad without them noticing. Like Kiri looking out a window or mina and Denki trying their best to study or sero scrolling on his phone. I wonder how they would react to finding his sketch book

I’m sobbing this is so nice ;A; Sero and Kaminari’s reaction would probably be along the lines of “how is this guy good at everything” haha I like the headcanon of Mina drawing too so her reaction would be a bit different, probably, but still very very awed 

meanwhile Kiri is on the ground dying

(Kiri is me)

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klaine-run-the-world  asked:

I can't even hide how pissed I'm about this, IDGAF if it's Ricky's fault and not Darren's like ppl say, Darren looks so bad. He doesn't do shit for my community except for going to events to promote his stuff & play lgbt roles, he truly looks like a dudebro who takes advantage of the lgbt community for marketing and MONEY. How is that str8!darren stans can't see how awful he looks as an ~ally~????? The fact that they changed the words bc str8 in the article is GROSS.

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There is no doubt they pay for those articles to mention him in those LGBT lists, idc if people disagree, he doesn’t belong there if he is going to sell his str8ness and girlfriend 24/7, idc whose fault is, Darren looks gross as fuck & I hate this. Anyone saying he is a good ally is fucking stupid. Want to sell yourself as an ally? ACT LIKE ONE. But noo he promotes his gf but don’t say shit about the Trans/Trump debacle even tho he played Hedwig. P.s: sorry for the rant. I’m so mad.


First let me just say …. You have no clue how hard it was for me to figure out how to copy and paste the second post to this one on my phone. 😂.

Normally, I dont post these. I just stay away from them because sometime I feel like I like in a totally different worls. I can understand ones annoyance.

However…..I mean did you have this same anger against Wentworth miller? What about Matt? Ricky martin? Ellen? Queen latifah? Kristen Stewart? What about Raven. ( No you know what.. Let’s not include raven cause she nuts and there is plenty to upset with her for 😂 ). I mean Ricky was in every lgtb mag for years. He paraded a host of supermodels and actress as his gf. One for a very long time. Wasn’t until his children were getting ready to be born that he came out because he didnt want to hide them or his partner . you think d team goes haywire on the straight train, have you ever researched old Wentworth press? Hell at one time they thought to make him a man whore just to insure folks knew he was straight. Cause you know its better to be see as a player than gay per the studios.

I mean there is another they choose to go back and fix the wording in the article. But knowing that persons ex, I just had to chuckle about it.

What about mannilow? Who surprising enough lived for years in a similar situation. In fact he moved an assistant into his home and lived with her for years. Folks thought they were married and she was his wife. He is 73 and just now talking about it. Again most knew but he denied til the cow came home.

As I remind x when he feels like he is letting his fans down, he isn’t obligated to do or say anything for his fans. work behind the scenes is just as important.

Just because D chooses to beard does not invalidate what he does behind the scenes. if that is where he feels comfortable, than whatever. Not everyone wants to be or can be as vocal as my minis.

(i mean bearding is all over. like plenty of others here and I am sure there are some you think are cute couples but they arent)

that doesn’t mean I dont understand the annoyance.

There are a lot of out gay males, trans females and etc in Hollywood and they have a difficult time finding work. I mean there is a situation right now where it was decide to cast a woman to play a teams female even though we know there are to trans actresses.

Similar to how… eypgt is in Africa but to have Hollywood paint it, there were only four black folk there and of course they were slaves. 😑😑😑. what about all the mixed woman in Hollywood. (Hell I’m one). but no lets have Angelina Jolie play a mixed black and white woman. but lord we get a black Annie and folks damn near wanted to burn the studio to the ground.

So I get it. I get the anger, the frustration and I won’t belittle those feelings because only you know what you have been though and seen for your journey. Your feelings are valid and they matter.

I just ask that you take a moment and remember that not everyone is at the same place. Some just aren’t ready to be that kind of public. Some need more time. some feel they need cover.

it okay. With the shit going on in this country due to agent orange, all we can do is try to live as best as we can for ourselves and light a candle for those that can’t, or dont want to, or aren’t ready


So, I figured I would make a long list of people who have helped get me hear or have just kept me company! This is in no specific order:
@shitpost-no-kyojin - So, when I first made this tumblr not too long ago, I asked Ivana (that’s her name I’m only saying it because she has said it on her blog) for advice! Which helped tremendously! (Funfact she was my first follower) And she’s also quite a nice person and we’ve become great friends!
@definitely-not-normal / @hanjizoe-official - A great artist and my smbtf! Haha, many of you guys know her as we talk a lot over our blog, and some people (shipping anon-kun) even ship us XD Anyways, we talk a lot and she’s one of the nicest people you will ever meet (also the majority of my trolls are on her) so Thankyou!
@how-to-lifu - (it’s 4pm here, ha!) Me and Blub (that’s her nickname I think I’m allowed to use that) talk a lot, and she’s both very friendly, and very evil >:D (I mean that in the best way possible). I’ve had much fun being evil with you!
@a-youngblood-killjoy heyo! So killjoy (I’ll just use that to shorten the name) is one of the first people I met on tumblr (along with the people listed above) and was such a friendly person! I’ve really enjoyed our (90% of the time very weird) talks! Even though we can’t talk too much because of a big gap in time zones, when we can it’s always really fun, so Thankyou!
@shingeki-no-dead-otp / @reblog-your-erwin / @my-cat-trastu - another person who I’ve been talking to since day one, I also asked them for any advice when I first got a tumblr! This helped very much and along with Ivana I credit them as part of the reason I got here! I’ve really enjoyed when we talk, so Thankyou!
@likeahbraus / @rolfthesonofashepard - my DADMOM! another one of the people who I started talking to very early on when I made this! She is an amazing person and has a great interpretation of Sasha from AoT and Rolf form Ed Edd and Eddy! She’s such a nice person and very funny, so thankyou!
@ackerme - my mom (but not literally)! - I started talking to her a little later than most of the people on this list, but I sure am happy I did start talking to her! BUT MESS UP AND SHE WILL SCOLD YOUR ASS BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID! XD All jokes aside, she has a heart of gold and is one of the best people you will ever meet, so thanks mom!
@mommakirschtein / @mikasita-ackerman / @fokal - My Momkasa! She is a super lovely person and the first RP blog I talked to (lol I remember I threw cookies at her with @definitely-not-normal)! She is such a sweet person and all her RPs are great, so I advise checking them out! Thank you Momkasa!
@teatimewithamz - although they are the most recently met person on this list, already a great (and terrible too but in the best way possible) friendship has blossomed between us! They are a very funny person and very fun and easy to talk to! Thankyou!
@daydream24-7 - A very friendly and considerate person (and a fellow member of the Mikasa support squad!). Although we haven’t had the chance to talk too much, when we have she has always been very friendly and supportive! So, thankyou!
@redcoaster - a fellow artist (and an amazing one at that)! We haven’t been able to talk too much, but when we have the conversations have always been very fun and interesting! She is a very friendly person and very nice to talk to! If you haven’t already I advise looking at her art, it is amazing! (My personally favorite is the female Titan)! Thankyou!
@hanji-freaking-zoe-official - such a nice and easy to talk to person! Thinking about it now, I don’t quite remember how we met, but I’m sure happy we did! When we have conversations (by conversations I really mean goofing off together) they never fail to keep me entertained! So, thankyou!
@h-a-n-j-i–z-o-e - I met them pretty recently, but they are such a nice person and a great RP blog! I’ve had fun goofing off with them RPing as Levi or Ymir, and they are so easy to have fun with! Thankyou!
@annie-leonhardts-ass - A fellow member of the butt brotherhood! They are such a sweet person and I’ve always enjoyed our chats very much! (We may or may not be a cult where we make sacrifices [only occasionally human] to attack on Titan characters butts). They play a great Annie and write very well! Also their responses will never make you fail to laugh (like seriously XD)! Thankyou!
@casually-not-fitting-in - one of the sweetest people you will ever meet! We haven’t talked in a while because I’ve had finals, but I can’t wait to chat with them again! I’ve always loved our conversations and look forward to the ones ahead! Thankyou!
@bxtrxyed - another great RP blog! He is a very friendly person and we always have very enjoyable conversations! AND GUESS WHAT I WAS THAT ANON WHO SAID YOU WOULD BE SALT!!! SO, HA!! XD But all jokes aside, Thankyou!
@necrochet - Not an AoT blog, but still a hilarious person and such a fun person to talk to! WHATEVER YOU DO DONT ASK HIM TO SEND YOU PICTURES OF MUSCULAR TOAD!!!! Our conversations never fail to make me laugh! Thankyou!
@timid-warrior - another person who I met VERY recently, but nonetheless ( or should I say nichtsdestotrotz ;) ) I have very much enjoyed our conversations! They RP a fantastic Bertholdt, and they are such a nice person! AND THEY STILL WONT FREAKING TELL ME WHAT IS SO BAD ABOUT MY ICON!! I have enjoyed our conversation so much! Thankyou!
So, now that the list is over I just want to give one more big thankyou to all these people! Whether they directly helped me with my blog or are the reason I enjoy doing this and stay on tumblr, they all have positively contributed to me in some way, and I have no doubt things wouldn’t be as enjoyable without each and everyone of them! Also… I’m probably forgetting someone, and as soon as I post this I’m gonna be all like,“What I talk to them literally daily how did I forget them!?”… if you’re one of those people I’m sorry! Please message me telling me, I promise you I won’t mind! Haha, I was kinda debating being a dick and leaving out people who I always talk to to deliberately annoy them, but I decided not to! Well, anyways, this is already long enough and I doubt anyone’s gonna read the whole thing, but I also want to say Thankyou to each and everyone of you who were weird enough to somehow like my trash content! So, thankyou to all of you guys!

Rick x Morticia fanfiction for yo faces

This is a prologue to my Rick x Morticia fanfic. It just vaguely lays out how the relationship between the two. I like this a lot?? And hope you guys do too.


“I can’t wait for the next episode of Boku no Hero to come out,” Summer said, finishing up the last few strokes on her left big toe.

Morticia finished spreading the soggy green paste across her face. “I dunno Sum-Sum, it’s a bit too action-packed for me. But I guess it’s still bettter than Attack on Titan season 2.”

Summer’s lip quirked at the comment. Even though she and her sister didn’t have the same taste in anime, it was nice that she could talk about her secret obsession with someone. She loved evenings like this, when Beth and Jerry would leave the house, going on pathetic dates to waste effort on saving their pointless marriage. She loved the fact that she and Morticia had the house all to themselves… until about a year ago, when Beth’s dad Rick showed up at their doorstep. Now he was there pretty much all the time, unless he was taking Morticia somewhere. Taking her best friend away from her.

“So, hey, Tish, where do you and grandpa Rick go when you leave the house alone?” Summer asked, hurriedly blowing on the wet toenail polish.

Morticia’s face flushed beet red within seconds. “U-uhm, well, I mean, we-we go lots of places,” she stuttered. “Like, uhm, you already know about the whole infinite realities thing, right? So, uhm, yeah, I’ve been to a few d-different ones…”

Outside of the door, the tiniest squeak made its way to the girls’ ears. They sent each other glances of confusion. Summer silently tiptoed to the window, peered out, saw that the car was stilll gone, and shook her head at Morticia. ‘Grandpa rick…?’ Morticia mouthed to Summer. Her eyebrows furrowed and she rushed back to Tish. “What the hell would grandpa Rick be doing outside our door?” Summer asked.

Morticia shook her head. “I-I-I don’t know, b-but I’ll go find out…” She slowly rose to her feet, and crept as quietly as she could towards the door.

She opened it to find Rick with his ear pressed to the wall, lab coat hanging loosely around his shoulders, eyes half-closed from intoxication… and his pants around his ankles, as well as his boxers.

Morticia’s face invented its own color of red. “What the hell Rick!” She said in a hushed yell. “We agreed not to get Summer on this! You’ve screwed up everything! W-w-we’re gonna have to leave again Rick!”

“Aw, eurm, uhm, god, shit, fuck, shit, -euughhh- fuck, god, damn, I’m sorry Tish I-I-I-I didn’t, uh, m-mean to ruin your girls night, I just-”

“Tish? What’s going on out…” It wasn’t but five seconds later that Summer rounded the corner and saw everything.

“M-Morticia? Why the FUCK is grandpa Rick standing in the hallway without pants on?”

“S-S-Summer! I promise he’s-he’s just drunk! Y-yeah, yeah, he’s, wow, I’ve never physically seen him this drunk before, I’m just gonna, like, go put him to bed-”

“Tish, what’s going on here? I know when you’re lying.” Summer scolded.

Morticia looked at her grandpa, her worst enemy yet her own brand of heroin, and then at Summer, her best friend, the one reason why she didn’t want to leave this universe, the one person she could actually feel normal with. “S-Summer, please don’t make me do this,” she whimpered, tears beginning to stir in her eyes.

“W-what the fuck does it matter anyways?” Drunk Rick popped in to add. “We can pack up and go to another universe. Fuck, I’d even go to the citadel of Ricks. The world is pointless so there’s really no point in hiding it from Summer.” He took a deep breath, but Morticia cut him off.

“Just-Just shut up Rick! You wouldn’t understand! Put your damn pants back on!” Morticia yelled, and once more turned to Summer. “Sum, I’m begging you. Please just pretend this never happened.”

“And let Rick get away with touching himself while spying on us?” She crossed her arms sternly. Morticia knew that once again, for what, the fifth time now? They would have to leave. “I have to at least tell mom. It’s her perverted ass father.”

‘No. No. No. Dont. Oh my god. Please don’t do this again,’ This thought and others very similar to it repeated itself in her head, a wish she knew wouldn’t come true.
She pleaded one more time. “Please, Summer, don’t.”

“I have to.” Summer repeated.

And suddenly, Morticia felt drained. Summer frowned and turned away from the two, pulling her cellphone out of her pocket and noisily dialing. Tish slumped to her room, slamming the door and throwing herself onto the bed that would soon no longer be her bed.

“Be a normal member of the family,” Rick had said when they first got to this dimension. “But remember that I own you. And I can take you away, without remorse, at literally any time.” It was a promise, not a threat, and now he would make good on that promise. She knew what would happen in the days to come - they would stay in a hotel at the Citadel for a few days while Rick tracked down an available universe, which was already difficult enough because she was a Morticia and not a Morty, and he certainly let her know how hard it was.

Morticia laid on her bed and cried. It seemed like an eternity before Rick came in, portal gun in hand, and sat next to her. “I hope you’re ready to go.” He said calmly, lightly stroking her hair. Morticia quickly started hyperventilating, the touch of his hand sending her into and panic. She kept trying to tell him something, but her gasping was far too rapid and all she could do was sob and heave. Rick roughly grabbed a handful of her hair and tugged. “Now.” He demanded sternly, and opened a portal.

Morticia let out an agonizing scream as Rick dragged her through, and that was the last thing Summer ever heard from her sister.


Super sorry for any mistakes, my tablet has been acting funky and I was too excited about posting this to proofread. Feedback would be lovely. Stay hydrated, people ❤️❤️

anonymous asked:

🔥 for enjolras, also i love hearing about working class history dont apologise!

(ahahaha thank youuuu :D)

Okay, so sticking with the idea of “unpopular” as just “not something I see a lot of” rather than an argument

there is really nowhere NEAR enough discussion of how hilaritragic Enjolras’ entire existence is?? I don’t mean like, in terms of Suffering–none of the Amis lead the pack on that one in the Brick– but in terms of narrative structure, like

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**i deleted the blog that i originally posted this on but somehow someone was able to save it and submit it to me now!? so holy shit here’s my drugstore makeup masterpost for all of you who’ve been asking**

you guys asked me to do this 5000 years ago and i just got around to it im so sorry but if you still care here it is ;D

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“hi hi!!! thank you so much for taking your time to do this lucas really, I appreciate it!!
/cough/ I’ve recently decided to get serious with my art but.. i have no idea how to draw clothes/bodies and I really want to learn the ‘fundamentals’ but I don’t know where to start or how :(
I really, really want to improve and practice the right way!!!
oh and the little fella with the hat is my oc aka son, Gideon :)
/and the little uplifting messages are for my friends, I love using my drawings to make their day a little better by drawing their fav characters!!/
right sorry totally got off track aaaaa but thank you again for doing this!!!”

I hope you don’t mind me posting it for everyone to see! I think my advice could help other people so I’m putting out there!

Since you asked about clothes I’ll focus on that! <3

I’m not the clothes expert myself, I struggle a lot with it still, but I practice a lot just so I can get better myself and found some tutorials. (I hate myself bc I didn’t save those tutorials anywhere because I usually go from memory so I can’t link it to you, but I’ll show you what I remember and what I learned by observation).

So the first point! Like I always say when you learn something, GET YOURSELF SOME REFERENCES! Pictures, drawings, magazines, your own mirror! Anything where you can see clothes and the way they wrinkle. Try redrawing those references, just to see how it’ll look in your own style! :-)

After that, I’m advising you to draw the body before drawing the clothes. That way you’ll be sure that your proportions are right (sometimes drawing a shirt instead of a torso can make something that would look ok, but isn’t anatomically correct) -> it’s okay if it’s just a sketch ~

After that it’s time to sketch the clothes. Take a different color on a different sketch, that way you’ll see tf ur doing.

Before choosing the type of clothes you wanna go for, you have to understand how the fabric work in general.  You have to understand that gravity will affect the way your shirt will wrinkle. Wrinkles happen because there’s something pulling the fabric in another direction than where it wants to go (down, because of gravity). You can call those pull points ? Here Joonie has a really basic position so he doesn’t have many, there could be one at the waist, one around the neck/shoulders (since it’s there that the shirt is hanging, basically pulling the shirt up while it wants to go down) (but those wrinkles are usually drawn as lil bumps instead of wrinkles since they aren’t that apparent so drawing them would make your drawing too heavy (besides if you’re doing realism)) and in the armpit area.

if he moves his arm, though, the shirt will be lifted in the air, going agaisnt gravity which will create wrinkles.

wrinkles will go towards your pull points because that’s what keeps it from going down.

So what kind of clothes do you wanna go? Something loose? Tight? If you have a loose shirt, the fabric will be pulled to the ground and wont have many wrinkles. It will usually follow the farthest part of your body (usually the chest)

something tight will have a looot more wrinkles ! and that’s totally normal because it will have MOOORe pull points.

What I do there is do to wrinkles around the larger places. Since it’s tight it will follow the body, but it will get a little loose around bigger places bc it tends to stretch around it, s that’s where your pull points will be.

As for PANTS, now. It’s the same exact thing man.. just take some reference pic and get that right… and if you draw a guy .. DON’T FORGET HIS CROTCH !! they have something there… so it will create a pull point if his pants are tight enough !! If he got a small cucumber and rly lose pants there wont be nuthin’ so ur good, but if u go with the jeans.. even if he got a lil weewee there’s some stretching there girl !! If you wanna get reference u can look at pants for male, or put a pair of socks in ur pantes n see what it does to ur pants (that’s how transboys can get their fake weewee)

PHASE ONE CLOTHES, DONE !!! Now… ur oc is real cute btw, bodies !!! Man anatomy is still so hard for me crying emoji.. but imma show u how i do it bc im cool like det…

first of all, like i always say, get those reference pics !!! even porn can b a good practice ! nsfw art ? THATS D SHIT U WANT !! when i see nsfw i usually look at the anatomy instead of the sexy thing happening lol n sometimes im rly impressed like wow they did That TM..

So when you have ur ref pic you do ur sketch on it to see the basic etc etc u kno the drill !!

That’s how I do males :

ofc I ajust as I do it, for example his body looks too slim when he got big arms so i have to make it better

better !!!

as for females :

i feel like the waist is too big tbh and usually the waist is larger than the chest area so lemme fix that

So ye !! Males are more square like, straight lines, while females are more curvy. If you do a transboy you gotta make him curvy, and for a trangirl you gotta make her more square. OF COURSE ! THERE ARE VARIATIONS !! SQUARE GIRLS AND CURVY BOYS EXIST ! and i have no idea how to draw overweight people, so just google that ?? :-x If you’re a girl, lucky you, you have your own body as an exemple for the girl’s proportions. For the opposite sex, go on google :-P. Even if you don’t fit the sex your drawing, you can still ref with your own body: take a pose in the pose that you want and take pics of urself and reproduce it, and then change it to do the opposite sex (and if ur experienced enough you can change it as ur drawing it). I have a mirror to my right (that does all my wall) so whenever in doubt I look at myself, dont worry abt using ref, every artist does that !! don’T try to go by memory ~


Since it was at first a critique that you asked, I’ll tell you how you could improve what you already got.

So first of all, practice your lines. You draw multiple lines for one line, so practice that. Try doing long lines and make it more clean, it will make your drawing already a lot prettier and you’ll take less time drawing (maybe it’s just a matter of second, but that’s still seconds !!! + it takes you more energy lol (that’s my lazy side talking here)) -> on the one that you inked over the sketch, your lines were beautiful !

After that, regarding clothes, you already know what’s up with that with the advice I gave you, so no need to repeat myself!

Something I have noticed you seem to do a lot are really low mouths! As if your characters didn’t have chins ~ I guess you’re going for a more anime kind of style? But they still have chins there~ Try making more space between the end of your ching and your mouth,  If one day you do realism, you’ll realise that the space between the end of your nose to the middle of your mouth is the same length as your eye, so it isn’t that big of a space! 

-> talking of face, try practicing your proportions a little bit, yours are already really good! But I’m sure it would imprve your drawings if you practicced your proportions based of real faces that you put into your own style. Play with your own face and measure things, have fun seeing how many eyes you can enter in your face and try to understand yhte proportions better, it could help you have a better idea of how to draw it!

I see that you put your eyes in the middle of the head, that’s really good! That’s where your eyes are in real life, in the middle of your head, so the fact that you already draw it that way is really good!

Try practicing your hair a bit ~ Watch tutorials online or speeddrawings and watch how they do it~ What I see that you’re doing are really big strips of hair attached together kind like anime, but in really bigger strips which goes more like lisa simpson if I can explain it properly? Try giving more life to your hair and watch how your own hair places itself, the way gravity pulls your hair down. Try searching some pics of people online and draw their hair in your style! Maybe you’ll get something from it ~

Your ears seems to be of a generally good size! Ears usually stars from your eyebrow to the bottom of your nose and you usually follow that! If we take in consideration that there can be variation and people have smaller ears, then yours are perfect!

You make generally big eyes, but I think it’s just your style and it looks cute, so nothing bad to say about it ahah!

It’s really good that you practise different expressions! Often people do the same expression again and again and when they have to do another one they don’t know what to do, so you’re doing it right!

and your handwriting is pretty <3

CONTINUE ARTING BUDDY !!! I hope it helped you <3

anonymous asked:

How did bro abuse Dave? I feel like I might've glanced over it. What happened?

well lets see. bro regularly physically abused dave, beat him to the point of the record on his shirt shattering, threw him down the stairs, which is implied to happen regularly if sb&hj is any indicator, imposed on dave a standard of hypermasculinity and homophobia that forced dave into a coolkid facade to keep his own thoughts and feelings at bay to try to reach them, monitored all of daves blogs and points of output on the internet leaving him no real safe place but pesterchum, not even his own fkn bedroom, monitored him also in the sense that he had various webcams hidden around the apartment and would film dave regularly enough for dave to be aware of it, actually played off of daves blood-induced anxiety having him gore a puppet full of blood pellets to upload to his gross puppet porn site, heavily neglected him in terms of emotional needs and quite literally neglected him in ways such as dave squirreling food away in his closet just to eat, gave a kid who was only thirteen when he got away ptsd correlating strongly to the sound of metal clashing and blood and forced so seriously into his head that bro was the pinnacle that dave needed to reach for that it took him years to work out that it was fucked up and its okay to be himself.

dave said that being on the meteor with his friends was the first time in his life hed ever honestly felt like he was around people who loved him.

beyond all of that, i dont know how the hell you managed to read his conversation with dirk without getting a teeny tiny itsy bitsy HINT that bro was, yknow, severely godawful in every way.

heres just a snippet of it:

DAVE: why did i get such a raw cut of the asshole deck
DAVE: and why did it take me so long to figure that out
DAVE: and like hes dead now so thats that
DAVE: so all thats left to do is look back and try to put the pieces together of my first 13 years
DAVE: and all i can think is what the fuck WAS that?!
DAVE: i dont come away with the impression i used to try convincing myself of, that he was like “mysterious” or “stern” or “aloof”
DAVE: the only feeling left is this insane impression that i was raised by somebody who fuckin HATED me
DAVE: and the whole act of even “raising a child” was some totally fucked up game to him
DAVE: like parenthood was one of the highest tiers of irony in his solemn bullshit bro-ninja code
DAVE: so he went through those motions and did whatever he thought was “funny” or “badass”
DAVE: but under that weird stylistic and totally sociopathic approach to parenting i cant even IMAGINE there was any emotion toward me other than some sort of loathing
DIRK: What…
DIRK: Did he do?
DAVE: i dont want to get out the laundry list
DAVE: but for reference laundry wasnt one of those things
DAVE: that was just one of the many little domestic things i just had to sort of FIGURE OUT
DAVE: sorta like i eventually had to learn what the REAL purpose of a refridgerator was from movies
DIRK: Wait.
DIRK: What??
DAVE: i dunno theres too much to even get into
DAVE: just
DAVE: i dont remember the atmosphere ever not being nerve wracking
DAVE: all havin to sneak around and…
DAVE: ugh my shitty childhood spider senses are tinglin just thinking about it
DAVE: it was “training” you know
DAVE: but you know what it really was it was some vicious shit that was bad and sucked and i hated it
DAVE: it didnt make me stronger
DAVE: it did the opposite
DAVE: it made me never want to fight
DAVE: it made me never want to see blood or be near danger or hear metal sounds
DAVE: it made me hate the idea of being a hero cause he was a hero and he ruined the idea of heroism
DAVE: i dont even want to be fighting this shitty version of jack but hey nobody else has secret welsh powers so i guess i have to
DAVE: what gets me is how long it took me to put all this together
DAVE: to stop seeing it as some kinda roughhousey and eccentric life i had but was otherwise normal
DAVE: it took years to deconstruct it all and put it back together to understand how fuckin mad i should be
DAVE: and in particular how stone cold deeply uncared for i was my whole life
DAVE: like… being merely “monitored” by a violent robot
DAVE: i only started getting it after spending a lot of time in person with a bunch of people who actually did care about me
DAVE: and i could start feeling like
DAVE: actually somewhat human for the first time
DAVE: instead of…
DAVE: some sort of runty afterthought to a household cabal of smutty puppets

anonymous asked:

Hey! Great blog. Could you explain how Dyscalculia affects someone's performance in other subjects besides math (like reading, foreign language) and daily life?

thanks :) ok im gonna try to give my best answer but i do have other learning problems and sometimes its hard to seperate them from dyscalculia but i shall try my best. its also different for everyone.

I personally have no problems reading. Im a very fast reader. writing however is really tough for me. I can not see when words are misspelled and I tend to flip letters like b and d. i also have a really dificult time with remembering the concepts of grammar. in English class this can become a real problem. its also hard for me to organize essays but i think that might be a different problem. i know that there are a lot of cases where people have both dyslexia and dyscalculia so that affects reading but its a different problem.

history class is a biggie though. one of the symptoms of dyscalculia is having difficulty picturing and understanding timelines. so when learning about major historical events it can be really hard to understand the relationships between different events if you cant remember which event came first. its also a problem for quizes. you cant remember dates or get them all flipped around and mixed up. another problem with dyscalculia is connecting names to faces. for me this shows up most in history class because i can never remember which famouse person did what.

ok foreign languages is a weird one. when i was younger i was part of a french immursion program and had no problems learning to speak it. but in high school i started taking japanese. ok im gonna branch off a little to do a comparison. in elementary school we have to memorize all the times tables up to twelve times twelve. most kids just read down a list over and over and over again. or they use flashcards. a lot of languages are taught the same way. it doesnt work. at least it didnt for me. so after my two required years i quit. basically they gave me a passing grade for effort. sorry im not going into more detail here this particular subject was extremely complicated for me personally and i dont wanna over explain.

ok so i dunno if this is a class at normal schools but music class is really affected. like in third grade i would have to pretend to know how to play the recorder because i couldent remember how to read the music. i also had to pretend to know all the words to the songs. later when i was in seventh grade i started to take piano lessons. I loved it. I loved making music but I learned by watching the fingers of my teachers not by reading the music and i had to fake being able to read music, its difficult when its just you and the teacher, so i was yelled at a lot. so i quit.

i cant think of any other classes that were hugely affected for me but i have a really really weird school history and its hard to trace back and understand everything that was going on.

so onto daily life.

ok reading maps is really tough cause you get all turned around and you dont know which way is what way and it gets all confusing. same with directions in general. its really easy to get lost. its really hard to look for/ remember an address even your own. leading to embarrassing moments

when people ask for my birthday I panic and flip numbers. leading to more embarrassing moments. I also tell people im in the wrong grade a lot because i cant remember which grade a freshmen or a junior is.

it is impossible to read clocks. this is particularly dreadful because if you, like me cannot remember your class schedule (even after three years). if you ask a teacher when class ends or how long you have left to complete a task. they will often chuckle and point at the clock or ask me why i havent learned my schedule yet. then i have to come up with some lame reason like “i dont know when we started” or “i dunno when class ends” which is true but they find funny. you cant say that you cant read a clock. i have to count by fives to read them. and i have to use my finger to point at which five im at so i dont get mixed up.

thank god my best friend has a habit of remembering every detail about my life so he can tell me what class i have next.

this inability to read clocks makes it really difficult to be on time. and it makes the whole process really stressful. for example if im taking an art class and its pretty far from my house. i will make my parents drive me there a couple times taking different routes before the class starts so i can figure out how long traffic takes and what way is faster so i can get there early but not so early as to be embarrassed. this actually happened a couple weeks ago but the commute was so anxiety inducing for me i had to quit the class. this problem makes me always late or always early. it also means that its easy to lose track of time, or have any sort of time management skills.

indirectly dyscalculia can cause anger problems, low self esteem, anxiety stuff like that.

oh my god this became really really long. but im still not sure if im being thorough enough. if any one has any other questions feel free to ask. this makes me happy

sorry if the writing isnt all that great. if something doesnt make sense ask me and i will try to clarify.

oh also i didnt really talk about how this affects getting a job because the post is already really long

The Journey to SWAY

This is the first version of this and it deals with everything that happened up until the 25th of July it is long enough without me adding sway in. That will be another post.

Now I may have missed something if I have let me know and Ill update it.

Im not going to be tagging this V aldaya because for those of you on mobile you would kill me this post is massive and if it comes up on your dash im sorry.

Its manly pics and GIFS so please dont watch it on phone data unless you have a lot.

and as usual Im relying on the amazing stormyseas77 and her tagging system 

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