i dont like bacon

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askthecelestialroyals  asked:

Question, in alterfell and alter swap what does toriel (and asgore) like to eat? In altertale its whipped cream, so what is it?

ASgori loves pocky
AFtori loves cranberry sauce
AFgori loves bacon (but he bakes poisonous scones)
AStori loves Lucky Charms with only marshmallows (but she bakes cupcakes)

*bangs fists on table* ONE OF THESE DAYS I’M GONNA BE OKAY AND GO ON A ROAD TRIP WITH FRIENDS AND HAVE BETTER MEMORIES THAN I HAVE BEEN! ONE DAY I’M GOING TO DO THE THINGS I STRIVE TO DO WITH PASSION AND BE OKAY WITH MY MISTAKES AND GAIN MORE AND MORE EXPERIENCE! ONE DAY I’M GOING TO FIND A WONDERFUL PERSON THAT WILL BE WITH ME TILL DAYS END AND THEY WON’T LEAVE WHEN I NEED THEM MOST, THEY’LL STAY! ONE DAY I WILL LEARN TO EXCEPT MY FRIENDS AND THEIR LOVE THEY GIVE INSTEAD OF SELF LOATHING AND GOING WITH MY STUPID BRAIN! I’M GOING TO BEAT THIS DAMMIT! I WILL BEAT THIS!

gingersassy  asked:

more of a bless waitresses story. i had gone to a pizza place in dublin OH yesterday that is a small chain that shares a name with a decimal system. i ordered a calzone but this time unlike usual i decided to get bacon in it. i found out i REALLY dont like their bacon so i go to order another one, but the waitress insisted on taking the one i didnt like off the bill. it came as i ordered it though so i felt like i should still pay for it but she insisted. she got a REALLY good tip from me.

for breakfast today i made bacon for like, the first time, like i dont normally eat bacon so i never like? made any? (maybe??? like i might have if i did i big time dont remember!! my brothers like bacon so i might have made it for them but not for me this i think is the first? me time bacon!!) i super burnt the first two pieces of bacon but the second pair were good!! bacon was Okay sometimes i find it over powering but like a good bit of like! tongue waking up is what i need sometimes! i also made sunny side up eggs and blackened red pepper potatoes and pickle slices and i sliced up the Last tomato of the season and had some earl grey tea and marble rye toast!

vulpi-xing  asked:

post ten facts about yourself and send it on to ten of your faves!! ❣☺️

lmao sorry for being late but ily thanks
1. THE BOYZ ARE DEBUTING IN LIKE THREE DAYS
2. im… excited
3. i hate johnny depp
4. pls stop him from being in fantastic beasts 2
5. i freaking love oasis?
6. my fav kdrama is the best hit
7. i dont like pizza
8. or bacon
9. or cheese
10. i love bacon and cheese on hamburger tho

Dirty Harry Imagine for Mia

It was a cold yet sunny Sunday here in London. Niall, my lovely boyfriend, was making some breakfast in the kitchen, while i laid relaxing on the couch. “How many bacon do you want babe?” Niall yelled from the kitchen. “Extra much! I love bacon!” I screamed back. “More than me?” Niall gasped. “No, i love you more.” I giggled. Niall let out a sigh of relief “Thank god”. Niall walked over to me with the breakfast. “Harry is coming over soon, but can you tell him i need to do a little bit of shopping, so i will be later?” Niall asked. “Sure thing! You may be happy i like Harry otherwise i would kill you for leaving me with a guy i dont like” I stuffed some bacon in my mouth. “Good to know” Niall chuckled and dug in his own food

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“Babe, I am going! I’ll be back in 1 hour max!” Niall yelled. “Okay babe, kiss!” I ran to him in my underwear. “Hmm better be naked in bed when i am home.” Niall said husky. “We will see about that mister.” I smirked and kissed his lips. “Now go before you are late” I said and smacked his bum. “Yes my lady” he said and gave me one last kiss before walking out. I sighed. Niall never knew i was crushing on Harry. I love Niall, I really do , But Harry has something that drives me insane. I bit my lip and walked back to the bathroom, stripping myself and hopped under the shower. After a long warm shower I wrapped my towel around my body, when the bell rang. “Oh fuck shit fuck” i muttered and dried myself off quickly and wrapped a robe around me. I ran tot he door and opened it. “Harry! Come in!” i laughed a bit. “Well this is a very nice hello.” Harry chuckled and walked past me inside. He hung up his coat and turned aroud to me. “Where is Niall?” “Oh Niall had to do some shopping, he will be home soon tho, but now you are stuck with me.” I giggled and scratched my head. “Hey, i am not complaining.”Harry smirked and eyed me up and down. I giggled nervous and blushed. “Would you like a drink?” I asked. Harry nodded “Some tea please.” His eyes not leaving my body. I nodded and walked over tot he kitchen. I set on some water and pushed on the button to let it boil up. “Do you have something sweet with the tea?” Harry whispered in my ear. I jumped up a bit cause i didnt hear him come in. “I…I dont know.” I stuttered, feeling the heath rise to my cheeks. “Come on Mia, you have….Cause its you.” He whispered and started to kiss my neck. “Ha-Harry.” I moaned softly. “Come on, he isnt home anyways.” He growled and grasped my hips. I nodded my head, not resisting the burning feeling between my legs. Harry smiled devilish and grabbed  my hand and dragged me along to my own bedroom. He closed the door and pushed me onto the bed. Harry hovered over me and kissed my neck and grasped my boobs. I moaned it out and leaned my head back, giving him more acces. Harry went wild on my neck leaving a few marks. “H-Harry you cant leave any marks!” i moaned soft. Harry just growled a little and stripped himself down and opened my robe and threw ita way. “God, you are so beautiful’”  Harry moaned. I grabbed a condom from the drawer from the nightsand and handed it to Harry. Harry slid it on his dick and lined himself in front of me. “Ready?” he asked. “Ready.” I nodded and bit my lip. Harry slammed into me, thrusting in a fast hard pace.  Ahh! God Harry!!” i moaned out as i leaned my head back. Harry kept getting faster and faster, moaning and groaning it out. I moaned it out, absolutely enjoying the feeling another boy could give me. Harry sucked on his thumb and started to rub my clit. “Hnm so fucking wet for me.”Harry moaned out. I moaned and flutterd my eyes closed. Suddenly the door gets slammed open and a very pissed Niall stands there. “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.”Niall screamed out. Harry got quickly out of me and sat besides me. “Ni..Ni” I stammerd. “NO SHUT UP.” He growled. “You missy are gonna get punished, so fucking hard and Harry, You may help.” Niall smirked develish and walked over to us stripping himself. This can be fun or hell…