i dont know

Just imagine #1
  • Currently in a Bar
  • Drunk Person A shouting to C who was next to B: THIS PERSON BELONG TO ME!
  • Person C: Excuse me?
  • Person B: Omg you're drunk, aren't you?
  • Drunk Person A who ignores B: PERSON B IS MINE! IM HIS ALL! IM THE SUN OF HIS DAWN! HIS MEAN TO BE! THE OXYGEN FOR HIS LUNGS! HIS...
  • Person B: Face to punch if you don't shut up right now
  • Person C: It's a good time to say that I was actually just asking for some change to use the telephone