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WHAT I KNOW ABOUT CUPHEAD

My knowledge after watching the first episode of Jack’s play through and searching Cuphead on Tumblr and scrolling for a while. In no specific order.


-It’s aaaallll Cuphead’s fault. Did his bro want to gamble his soul away NOOOO but did he listen? Of course not.

-They live with like their grandpa or something like that. It doesn’t really specify.

-That one bad guy looks like Flowey. A big orange version of Flowey.

-There’s a genie? I think? He looks like a genie I dunno what else he could be

-There’s a lot of parallels to like Undertale stuff. Like seriously I can’t list them all off

-Something about triple gay

-I have absolutely no idea what it means but the idea of triple gay seems very popular

-There’s another cup person? Maybe it’s an oc I dunno

-Wait, scratch that. Two other cup people? Still not sure if they’re ocs

-The devil has like no legs in like half the pictures explain yourselves I do not follow

-Apparently the full name of the game is like ‘Cuphead Don’t Deal with the Devil’ or something like that and I must say that’s good advice to everyone

-That dude has a balloon for a head anD IT COMES OFF PUT IT BACK RIGHT NOW

-Something about a circus? A carnival? I think genie dude and balloon headed guy are in the circus or something

-It is hard as crap. Why do you only get three HP? Lots of games at least give you a multiple of five at the beginning why did they pick three?

-More stuff about triple gay you guys seem to have taken this concept and run off with it towards the great unknowns

-The two bros are just kids. Who lets two kids into a cashino come on let’s be real

-Where’d they get the money for gambling did the negligent security guard at the front doors give it to them

-Also what kind of person gives two kids like a day and a half to solve an impossible task?

-…

-Right the devil would what kinda question is that

-I think Cuphead’s the older brother? Or maybe they’re twins? I’m not sure

-Okay but like what is it with triple gay please explain it to me

-Actually don’t I think I can figure it out


And that is my knowledge of Cuphead

Maybe all she needed was for you to hold her. Maybe that’s all it would have taken for her to feel safe. Instead you used her, you confused her. You are the reason she will never trust again. Because just as she thought you’d hold her, you threw her to the ground…
—  and left her there

Alright but Steve, Jonathan, and Will know what it’s like to have an asshole of a father but none of them turned into an abusive shitbag now did they?

Missing someone I shouldn’t even be thinking about.
—  March 17, 2017
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infodumping about the ocean

hey i just wanted to say that if you’re already scraping by to make ends meet, the holidays are really hard. and that puts pressure on you and on your whole family. and if there’s one thing i hope you know it’s that you don’t need to prove you love someone by buying them something. i know we all want to get the people we care about really fancy things. but i’m okay if you get me like a smooth rock you found by the ocean. i know it’s true of other people, too. i’d rather you hand me a diy picture frame from popsicle sticks than something you had to go into debt to buy, and i think any person who’s worth their socks will tell you the same thing. and on that note? everybody loves socks, and they’re pretty cheap. yes, it’d be great if you and i stumbled on enough money to actually afford things. but love, i’ve learned, isn’t about the buying.

and on that note? for those of you out there who find the holidays a particularly dark time… i hope you know there will always be someone willing to open the door for you. even when it feels like there’s no one. even if that door is a window you have to crawl through. 

and for those of us who have more than we need, i hope we open those doors. if you notice someone who is going to be alone during the holidays, or who is usually depressed but for no apparent reason seems markedly happy and is giving away their things, please invite them over. hang out with them, no matter how awkward it is. sudden cleaning and long notes about how much they love you are also signs of suicide. with recent changes in insurance, it’s increasingly harder to find mental health care, so help a friend out (and maybe even yourself!) by figuring out who still takes the insurance offered so we can all give ourselves the gift of coping mechanisms, the gift that keeps on giving.

i hope you all are happy and safe this season!