Innuendos + Bonus Chat
Pairing: Steve x Reader
A Steve x reader where Tony makes really bad innuendos and Steve and the reader are to innocent to know what they mean
Tony has created a chatroom.
Tony has invited Bruce, Y/N, Steve, Scott, T'Challa, Rhodey, Peter.
Tony: Dinner tonight, all of us? I can make reservations at Rhodey’s favorite restaurant.
Scott: The one that spins?!
Tony: Yes, Scott. The one that spins.
Scott: I love that one! The waiting list is booked, it would take months before we can eat there!
Tony: Oh, honey. When you’re a billionaire, you don’t need to wait.
T'Challa: And if they make us wait, I will just buy the restaurant. #RicherThanStark
Tony: … Who uses hashtags in a chat?!
Peter: I would love to come but… I have to study for a test tomorrow.
Tony: Aw c'mon kid, we haven’t seen each other in weeks! T'Challa just got back from Wakanda, Scott is finally free, and Steve and Y/N just returned from their 4 week long mission.
Bruce: Yeah, we miss you all!
Tony: Just one night! You’re smart, Peter. You’ll do fine in your test.
Peter: I guess…