so ull be out playin hockey w/ ur mates and then kyle will complain hes gettin hungry and hes like sauce me that sick drink so u and ur squad gotta make ur way down 2 timmies to get some french vanillas and timbits and have some mad chirps so u guys go down with ur matchin roots sweatpants and khaki shorts w/ sperrys and backwards hockey hats and greasy ass flows then ur man chris realises he gotta go see that rocket hes currently wheelin so he tries to leave but before that ur pal spencer.. who is absolutely SAVAGE.. and a downright fuckin legend decides to chirp him real good by callin chris a fuckin duster and everyones like FUCK MAN OO KILL ‘EM SHOTS FIRED and by this point u all know that chris got roasted like a CHESTNUT and man hes REKT’D and so y'all gonna be bantin about it all the way to timmies whilst chris is out missin shots wheelin thots :/ eh.
So Shepard’s about to meet Papa and Sis Vakarian and Garrus takes her aside and is like ‘ok look I might have neglected to mention one tiny little detail about you’ and Shepard immediately assumes it’s about her being a human. Shepard is like “I’m PRETTY SURE he’ll notice??” and Garrus says “Not if you don’t say anything!” and Shepard is like “??????????” but by that time the family has shown up
Solana does a quick aside to Garrus like “does dad know she’s a spectre? You know he HATES spectres right?” and Garrus says ‘It’s cool I told her not to mention it’
So Shepard approaches Papa apprehensively but manages to introduce herself and Papa actually responds warmly. Shepard cautiously says “soooo…you don’t mind that I’m a human” and Papa laughs like “Of course not I’ve worked with plenty of humans’ and Shepard laughs and is like ‘Well I guess it also doesn’t hurt that I’m the first human speCTRE!!!’
Papa is instantly super unamused but Shepard doesn’t notice and she just keeps on going “by the way I was actually the one who encouraged garrus to leave c-sec and try to be a spectre HAHAH because sometimes RULES AND LAWS just should be broken am I right?”
Only then does Shepard notice Papa Vak is practically twitching with rage and Garrus is appealing to a higher power for a Quick Death
Cut to everyone at dinner and the whole time shepard had just been nonstop backpedaling, “Did I mention how important following the law is?? WOW being an upright citizen is just tops hoo boy, you know I think spectres shouldn’t have any freedom also support your local law enforcement HAHA right???”
Prompt by @penguin-moi - Could you do an imagine where you and the pack
are having a Fourth of July or Christmas or Halloween party and they trick you
and Liam into kissing or hugging or something along those lines because they
think you two would be a good couple and then you guys end up falling for
eachother dispite being friends since like 1st grade… PS: I really really
love your blog and imagines sooooo much!!!
Word Count: 2,334
Pairing: Liam Dunbar x Reader
Author’s Note: Yes, I totally use a small A Walk to Remember line/moment for this but I couldn’t help myself because it was perfect for this prompt.
@penguin-moi let me apologize for taking so long with your prompt. I tried to incorporate everything you asked and I hope you like with what I came up with. Thank you for loving my imagines. xoxo.
Shiono: How old are you?
Eto: 14….years old
Shiono: hmm… (Its quite thick, around 500 pages i guess?)
Shiono: (I still have preparation for that gathering dinner and need to find Yamada sensei to discuss)
Shiono: You look like someone who can write
Eto: Yes, please be frank
Shiono: Let me think. Your expression is a little too long. But, for your age, you are quite good. This is my namecard. If you have any more drafts please contact me
Eto: ………Wont you read it now?
Shiono: Do you know how many pages is this, well I dont know but I still have things to do
Eto: But its only been 15 minutes
Shiono: In our field, “15 minutes” is a long time… So I will keep the draft first. Thats all for today!
Eto: Yes…. I understand
~In the office~ Chief: What is this Shiono?
Shiono: There was a high school girl just now and she brought this draft
Chief: Can I take a look
Chief: …… *read through*
Shiono: its quite good for her age, ohya where should we go for the gathering?
Chief: Did you read through this properly?
Shiono: Yes I did
Chief: Are you stupid!? *dramatically grab on Shiono’s collar*
Chief: You are throwing stacks of cash into the toilet!!!
Chief: Go and find that girl right now!!
Shiono: Yii…. Yes…!!
Eto: And i thought i could get some money with it. Sigh… *few coins on her hand*
Eto: Daily salary
She passes by an accident scene where a police is asking questions of someone who is involved
Man 1: I told you, its that guy who crashed onto my car first!
Police: Yes yes I see. Please follow me to the police station….
Man 1: I have urgent things to do right now!
Eto approaches the other guy who is in the car
Eto: Erm… The police is calling you
Man 2: I need to go too…?! What the hell…. *gets off car*
Eto steals his wallet *wow LV wallet*
Man 2: Didnt you ask me to wait in the car….! …..what? You didnt call for me?
~At a temple??~ Eto with two ghouls
Ghoul 1: Amazing, what can I do to earn this much…
Ghoul 2: Eto really is different from us…. When she fights those doves she is good too
Eto: (I need more strength more numbers, else I cant win against “them”)
Eto: (Mother…) *while reading a book her mum left her??*
Eto: …..I wont run away like Kuzen (father) did…
~Outside Shoueisha~ Eto: (I need to get back those drafts) What should I do
Shiono: You! You!! Why didnt you write your contact number on the drafts!! *running towards Eto*
Eto: (Here comes the stupid one) Because I dont have any
~At a cafe~
Shiono: I didnt know you were from an orphanage
Eto: Yes because I dont want to let them know about this, and I dont have a phone
Shiono: I see…..alright!
Shiono: Here! *gives Eto a phone*
Shiono: I buy this under my name, just this as your contact then
Eto: Thank you
Shiono: ….I can see it. Your ability…future!
Shiono: I will make you into an incredible author!!
Shiono: I am Shiono Shunji….and you are?
Shiono: So its Eto chan, how about your last name?
~Outside Anteiku~ Eto passes by. Inside Anteiku, Koma and Irimi are arguing over who makes better coffee and ask Yoshimura
Yoshimura: Its a hard question, I think…. It should be Yomo
In anger, Eto twists her novel and throw it on the ground
Koma/Irimi: Its been a long day
Yoshimura: Yes, see you both tomorrow
When Yoshimura is cleaning outside, he saw the crumpled up novel and takes a look at it
~At Eto’s house~ Shiono: Sensei. Takatsuki Sense~~
He opens the door as it wasnt locked
Shiono: I brought some foods for you. Eh? She is sleeping
Eto is sleeping on the desk in her office. Shiono puts a blanket over her
Shiono: You need to lock your door properly~~ You have alot of weird fans you know
Shiono: Sensei’s working attitude is amazing
Shiono goes to the kitchen and opens the fridge
Shiono: (What are these… Cases…. Numbers? They must be….dates right)
Shiono opens one of them and it was part of human’s face inside the case. Shiono closes the fridge after that.
Eto: Shiono kun….?
Shiono: !? *thump*
Eto: You saw it right…… *put on glasses*
~Interrogation room~ Sasaki: You may go back now
Shiono: Ta…..Takatsuki san…… And I thought you wouldnt come
Takatsuki: ……sorry! For troubling you. You look so pale….are you okay
Shiono: Sorry!!!! *gets down on all four*
Shiono: Sorry sorry sorry sorry….. Sorry sorry sorry…. I…. I….
Sasaki: Takatsuki san, “15 minutes earlier” he confessed, your room did “contained something similar to human meat”…
Shiono: Sorry sorry…
Sasaki: Takatsuki Sen….. No, Yoshimura Eto. I hereby capture you with perhaps being a ghoul as reason
Takatsuki: Your “eyes” are getting good Young one…but, if you think you can win this, its better for you to first “keep your mouth shut”
Takatsuki: …..Shiono kun, lift your head up. I never thought of you to keep it in….. I dont blame you…. I dont know if I am “incredible”… But you did make me into an author
~Rue Island~ Hachikawa squad is fleeing
Hachikawa: Faster faster! We need to get back before the reinforcements are here
Hachikawa: ……Ayumu! Above you!
Ayumu manages to dodge the attack
Seidou: OH-NO. Hachikouuuu
Mutsuki: …. (Owl…!)
Hachikawa: ….If Houji were to see you like this, I think he would cry out of happiness
Seidou: Aaaah– Wuuuuuu– Whatttt did you say?
Hachikawa: Crazy (A second rate original investigator getting his way like this)
Shikorae: You– *gets on Hachikawa’s back*
Shikorae: CHU 🙂
Shikorae lands a kiss on Hachikawa’s face