i dont know why any of you are my friends omfg

“JUNHUI SENT A VIDEO” ੭ JUNHUI

Contains :  bestfriend!junhui, SMUT !  

Group : SEVENTEEN

Member : Jun/Wen Junhui

Words : + 2,8k

Summary : Junhui was a cocky guy, that was for sure, but you never thought that he was that cocky, as you glare at your phone screen, a shaky finger pressing on the imagine of his smooth torso, his hand wrapped around his cock.

Originally posted by indigyu

A/N : For all my babies suffering from the lack of seventeen smut, there you go ! + I’m writing this now instead of after my exams because I was revising and my friend sent me the video of Jun dancing to Who and yeah I couldn’t.
+ someone told me it was similar to other smuts and yes it is, I red other writings with the same plot so this smut is inspired by them


[11:06] you : jun, leave me alone

A sigh left your lips as you placed your phone beside you, trying to focus on the papers all over your desk. Fingertips rubbing your temples, you closed your eyes, trying to remember the things you were reading a few moments before. You hated it, you hated having to learn things by heart, just to recite everything like a robot in front of a teacher, as if it would prove that you were intelligent or something.

On top of that, your best friend was texting you non stop. You were already a pretty distracted person, but with him making your phone buzz every minute, it was even worst. He was a year above you, and didn’t have to pass any exams. His school year was over, and he was celebrating it tonight, in a party thrown by someone from his class.

But apparently, the party wasn’t that amazing, since it seemed like he wasn’t leaving his phone to go grind on some girl.

 [11:07] junhui : talk to meeeee :(
[11:07] you : omg jun why are you like this, leave me alone
[11:08] junhui : its boring without you :(

A laugh escaped your lips, he was probably at least a bit tipsy. See, Jun was your best friend, but you both had this thing were you acted like you hated each other. But when alcohol was running in his system, Jun was the first to spill his feelings, and it was always so rewarding to see his face the day after when you red him his drunk texts.

[11:08] you : you know i have my last test soon
[11:08] you : are you already drunk ? its not even midnight omg
[11:09] junhui : no shit i fucking know you have a test
[11:09] junhui : i cant believe you left me like that

You rolled your eyes at his text, before typing. Yeah, you could understand him. You two were ready to leave, because you were supposed to go with him, but you decided to stay at the last minute, quickly leaving your tight dress for your large pyjama shirt.
Jun had tried to convince you to go with him, after all, the test was only in a week, but you didn’t want to waste time partying while you could use this time to work.

[11:10] you : dont be like this, you know its an important test
[11:10] you : go dance or something, we’ll have all summer to party together
[11:11] junhui : i dont want to dance :( :( :(
[11:11] you : yOU’RE SO ANNOYING JUGNDHGU
[11:11] you : im gonna study byyye

For a moment, the boy stopped texting you, and you thought that maybe he was finally dancing and having some fun. Going back to your notes, you tried to memorize everything, repeating the important points to yourself.
A tired smile stretched your lips when you finally got everything right, moving to the next text. Rolling your eyes, you groaned, seeing how long the plan you had to memorize was, and how depressing the text was, talking about how Humans were damned no matter what.

You took a deep breath, sitting comfortably before starting reading every point, then, your phone buzzed again.

[11:25] junhui : hi
[11:26] junhui : answer me
[11:27] junhui : y/n
[11:27] junhui : :(
[11:28] junhui : i wont stop until you answer
[11:29] junhui : thats the worst party ive ever seen
[11:30] junhui : and i cant even leave because mingyu is the one driving
[11:30] junhui : plus im kind of drunk
[11:30] junhui : wow i cant believe you did this to me
[11:31] you : omg wen junhui ill kill you

You sighed, he wasn’t going to leave you alone, you had to navigate between answering him and revising, rolling your eyes, maybe going to the party was a better idea.

[11:31] junhui : i like when you call me by my full name thats hot
[11:31] you : wtf you have weird kinks
[11:32] junhui : wow cant believe my best friend is shaming me for my kinks !
[11:33] you : find mingyu, maybe he will drive you home
[11:33] junhui : nah i saw him going upstairs with some random girl
[11:34] you : gross
[11:34] junhui : i cant believe u did this to me
[11:35] you : omfg junhui how many times are you going to say that ?
[11:35] junhui : until you apologize ???
[11:36] you : fuck you this exam is more important than an obviously shitty party

You breathed, all your focus now on the coversation with your best friend. He would distract you anyway, and you wouldn’t be able to get any work done, so what was the point. Giving a last look at the pile of paper, you moved from your desk to your bed, trying to find a decently cold spot.

[11:37] junhui : ohmy god your test is in a fucking week
[11:38] you : fuck its just a party why are you getting mad about it ?
[11:38] junhui : because
[11:39] you : you’re a child
[11:39] junhui : whatever
[11:40] you : omg

You growned, dropping your phone on your side, your arm resting on your eyes. He didn’t respond, and it was for the best, when Jun was drunk, he could either be super whiny for nothing, or super angry for nothing, and you would rather stop talking to him for the night than have a conversation with an angry stubborn guy.

The summer night was growing hotter, your shirt starting to stick to your body. Tugging at it to let some air hit your skin, you thought for a moment that Jun finally gave up, maybe finding someone to drive him home.

[11:55] junhui : im in the bathroom
[11:57] you : k
[11:57] junhui : i have a boner
[11:58] you : dID I ASK

You couldn’t help but roll your eyes, drunk Jun could be either way super whiny, super angry or super horny, yeah you forgot about that.
See, another thing in your friendship was how comfortable both of you were when it came to sex. Junhui was already super comfortable talking about it, and so, you grew more and more confident talking about it with him. That was one of the few things you were grateful for.

[11:59] you : go get some girl to grind on i’m studying

You lied, hoping and praying god that you couldn’t have to deal with a drunk and horny Junhui.
A few moments passed, and again, you thought that he was out of the bathroom dancing on some girl, because you knew that a lot of them were willing to do it. It wasn’t news that Junhui was pretty popular, his delicate features and sweet voice were enough for a lot of girls, but he also had amazing hands, and those thighs, god, the result of years of dancing.
In addition to all of this, the way his hips moved was sinful. You remember seeing him dancing to one the songs he made with his friends, his hips moving slowly, his hand resting on his thigh, so close to his crotch.

Yeah, these were one of these days where you asked yourself, how the fuck do I even contain myself. 

After moving his hips, you remember his eyes finding yours before he started body rolling, his shoulders broad, toned stomach moving.
And it wasn’t all, the choregraphy continued again until his hands made contact with the floor, supporting himself as he fucking grinded on the floor, powerful thrusts over the floor, and you cursed under your breath.

You couldn’t admit it to yourself, but you couldn’t stop thinking about how his body moved, and you blamed it on sexual frustration, yeah that was it.

But more and more, your breath strated inching everytime he got closer, or when his hands got too adventurous, because he also wasn’t helping it.
But soon, you convinced yourself that you couldn’t think about your best friend in such ways, it was weird. You were making it weird at least.

[00:05] junhui : sent a video

Your thoughts got cut by the sound of your phone, your hand grabbing it before tracing your password, and your fucking mind went blank.

Your eyes stayed glued to your screen, blinking a few times, before checking again the name of the contact, yeah that was Jun.
Your troath was dry, and you tried to swallow the built of saliva.

The thumbnail was enough to leave you breathless, and even more sweaty.

Fuck, what was that for ?

You unconsciously licked your lips, your eyes fixed on the image.

Jun’s was sitting in what looked like a bathroom, his black jeans tugged to the middle of his muscular thighs, his black shirt riding up, revealing a parcel of his skin. His hand was wrapped around his cock, tip already red, several rings hugging his fingers. You couldn’t see his face, the image cut to his sweaty neck, but you could understand that his head was thrown back.

You cursed under your breath, a shaky finger pressing on the message, the image filling your screen before starting.
And it started right away, the boy’s hand slowly pumping up and down, his thumb stopping to collect the drop of precum. Touching his sensitive head, you heard a hiss, your mouth falling agape, waiting for more, and it stopped.

Your eyes widen, still locked on the screen, before catching the small three dots on your phone.

[00:06] junhui : fuck, im so hard
[00:06] junhui : help me

You looked up from your screen, as if someone would suddently appear at the end of your bed to help you in this situation.
Your heart was pounding, what the fuck were you supposed to do ? He sent it like it was the most normal thing to do.

And fuck, you wanted to run away from your phone and hide, but on the other hand, your eyes were still glued to the small picture, your mind replaying the faint hiss.

[00:07] junhui : y/n
[00:08] you : you can’t send things like that omg
[00:08] junhui : omfg its okay youre my best friend
[00:08] junhui : just help me
[00:08] junhui : please

“Best friends”, was that a common thing to send nudes to your best friend ? You took a deep breath, before typing again, what the fuck were you getting yourself into.

[00:09] you : what the fuck do you want me to do
[00:09] you : you have a fucking boner its not my fault youre a horny fuck
[00:10] junhui : sent a vocal

You rolled your eyes, taking your headphones before playing the audio, and your heart sank. It started with a clear, deep moan, you could hear that he was trying to stay quiet, before muffling it, the sound of his hand moving in the background was faint, and he started talking. God, his voice was raspy, low, breathless, “What do you mean it’s not your fault ? I have a fucking boner because of you, fuck- That dress looked so good on you.”

Your breath grew uneven, catching your lip between your teeth. A breathy moan fell from his lips, probably picturing you in the dress you were wearing earlier, “And fuck- d-did you really have to start taking it off in front of me ?” You couldn’t help but smile as you remembered taking the straps off in front of him, letting him see a bit of your bra, but you couldn’t imagine that it had such and effect on him.

“God, please, send something, a picture, anything, I don’t care.”, he moaned, before ending the audio. You eyes widen, a picture ? Fuck, you wanted to continue whatever was going on, feeling the familiar discomfort between your legs but you really didn’t know how to take it.

Eventually, you moved your phone, stretching your arm above your head, opening the camera. Your moved to lay on your back, bending your knee up as your other hand tugged your shirt upwards, enough to show the right of your bra and your panties.

It was the exact same bra that Jun saw as you took your dress off earlier, the lacy black bra un panties hugging your body. You quickly took the picture, cutting it after your lips, your lower lip rosy after biting it, and you sent it.

[00:14] you : sent a picture

Biting your lip, you waited for his responce.

[00:15] junhui : fuck, you look so good
[00:16] junhui : sent a video

And this time, you didn’t hesitate to open the video, your breath stopping. Fuck, if he was touching himself while looking at a picture of you, you could to that too, right ? Your hand traveled down your stomach, letting your finger press on your clit, a gasp leaving your lips.
Keeping your eyes open, you watched as the video opened on your phone, Jun’s hand moving faster this time, and holy shit, he looked so big.
His tip was red, a groan coming from his chest as he moved the phone and,

“Oh my god.”, you cursed under your breath as you took your panties off, your digit spreading your wetness. You gasped as Jun moved the phone so you were able to fully see his hand pumping his cock and his face, and god, he look amazing.

His lower lip between his teeth, looking straight at his camera through the locks of his back hair. His mouth suddently fell open with a silent moan as his head fell backwards, letting you see his Adam’s Apple bobbing and the video ended.

Fuck, you were keeping those videos, for scientific reasons.

[00:18] junhui : are you touching yourself ?

Your finger started rubbing your clit, trying your best to reply, but you didn’t even know how, so you took another picture. Quickly opening the camera, you took another one in the same position, your hand clearly visible in the shot.

[00:18] you : sent a picture
[00:19] junhui : i knew it
[00:19] junhui : fuck, i wish you were here

And then, out of nowhere, your phone rang.

You didn’t hesitate long before you accepted the call, placing your phone on your pillow beside your head.

“Y/N.”, he breathed as your finger started to work faster.

“Jun.”, you wanted your voice to be as quiet as his, but it came out in a moan.

“Fuck, why did you have to stay home.”, he gasped, breathless.

“Why did you have to go to this party.”, you replied.

“Whatever, be fucking prepared when I come home.”, a broken moan fell from his lips as you cursed under your breath, your imagination running wild. You allowed a finger to enter your heat, your digit easily sliding in. You moaned, your other hand gripping your sheet.

“God, I couldn’t stop thinking about you in that dress.”, the sound of skin clapping grew quicker as he continued, “I wish I could feel your lips around me.”, he gasped, before continuing, “You’re going to let me fuck your mouth when I come home, won’t you ?”

You moaned, his words hitting your core, but he wasn’t having it, his cocky self coming back. “Words.”

You opened your mouth, breathing heavely before answering, “Yes.”

“Yeah.”, and he laughed out of pleasure, the sound ringing in your ears, adding another finger.

“I’ll make you feel so good.”, he purred, a long moan tumbling from his lips. “You’re touching yourself, right babygirl ? Fuck yourself with your fingers, curl them, imagine my fingers instand of yours.”, he rasped, clearly reaching his climax as he was finding it hard to talk.

And you did, curling your fingers and moving faster, picturing your best friend between your legs, your hips bucking against your hand.
Your moans grew higher, more and more frequent as you moved your hips.

“Are you gonna cum ?”, he asked, breathless, groaning as he tried to wait for you.

“Jun.”, you moaned, unable to give him an answer, feeling the knot in your stomach ready to explode.

“God, I can’t wait to be inside you.”, he cooed, a broken moan filling your ears. “Come for me.”

And that’s all you needed, moaned, your back arching, a clear layer of sweat near your collarbones. Collapsing, you tried to catch your breath, closing your eyes, trying to focus on what was going on on the other side.

A series of curse words mixed with your name tumbled from his lips, before he came on a long moan, gasping every now and then.

“Fuck, fuck.”, he cursed, trying to process everything, before letting a long sigh.

Both of you stayed silent for a moment, before Jun moved the phone, before speaking in a breathless voice.

“Wait for me, I’ll be here soon.”

wonder woman thoughts *spoilers*

-Little diana is so fucking cute omg!!
-this scenery and everything is so beautiful wow
-Meeting Chris Pine aka steve holy fuck he is so hot i missed him on the big screen
-diana is so badass yes queen
-RIP ANTIOPE
-this fight is so stressful omfg
-Fuck the patriarchy lmao men ruin everything!!!!
-that lasso yes around steve trevor mmm even more yes he’s so cute and funny my sweet american man ugh
-Dr poison can fuck right off
-Look at daddy destroying that german base fuck he’s so hot
-Men are easily corrupted!!!! Bish ur not wrong
-CHRIS PINE IN THE WATER OMG HE’s FUCKING NAKED WOW ONLY HIS HAND COVERING HIS PENIS MOVE IT PLS I NEED IT
-THIS SCENE BETWEEN THEM IS SO CUTE THEYRE LEARNING SO MUCH FROM EACHOTHER
-YES BITCH scale that fucking wall and get that sword
-“Who will i b if i stay” QUEEEEN COMING TO SAVE US ALL
-“There are men who can stop him” “Im the man who can” YES SLAY U DONT NEED A MAN
-LOL this interaction on the boat…U dont sleep w women?
-Omg they’re Sleepin together this is cute af
-I was sculpted from Clay… thats neat LMFAO
-I Understand the Pleasures of flesh lmao omg
For Pleasure men are unnecessary… hahaha i love this
-Gal is so fucking mesmerizing wow so gorg
-She’s so cute in the real world
-Etta holding the shield and sword lmfao i love the comedic elements
-She doesnt take any shit from anybody i love her telling those old men off
-YOU WERE LYING??? LmFao they’re so cute i can’t
-“I am bothfrightened n aroused” me fucking too
-May we get what we want may we get what we need but may we never get what we deserve… same
-no mansland… but we got a woman to KILL IT
-WHAT A BADASS BITCH YES LET UR HAIR DOWN GIRL
-IM CRYING YES QUEEN
-I HAVE NO WORDS except yes bitch!!!! That whole fight sequence was amazing omfg what a badass queen i was cheering the whole time i lit up and chris pine helping her yes boo youre doing amazing sweetie
-You know, you did this…. we* did this omg they’re a we and now they’re dancing fuck!!!
-Shes so beautiful when she smiles/in general they’re so relieved and happy rn
-Ugh chris pine is so fuckin sexy, still thinking abt his naked body
-Omg r they gna fuck this is like her first kiss wat
-Chris’ German accent lmfao
-The village being gassed omg im crying
-MY Queen is pissED YES
-QUEEN OF THE AMAZONS YAS BOTCH KILL HIM
-…BUT MAYBE PPL ARENT ALWAYS GOOD UGH SHES SO HEARTBROKEN
-ITS not about what you deserve its what about what you believe
-She is shook Af… me too diana
-I knew he was fucking bad omg that old bitch I’m shook this dude is Ares!!! Hes real!!! Damn
-Shes the godliller not some sword!!!queen!!!
-Omfg is steve gonna die??? NOO WHY MY BABY PLS daddy NO
-He gave her his watch IM CRYING FUCK actual tears
-CMON BITCH U GOT THIS!!! I cant believe this old fuck is ares wtf
-STEVE IM CRYING HE’S SUCH A HERO, FUCK, DIANA UNLEASH UR POWER BITCH IM PIST TOO HONEY DESTROY HIM!!!! I wish That dr poison hoe died too wtf
-“IT HAS TO BE ME” OMG STEVE HONEY
NOO!!… I CAN SAVE TODAY But YOU CAN SAVE THE WORLD HOLY FUCK I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
-I WISH WE HAD MORE TIME IM. FUCKING SOBBING WHAT THE FUCJ BITCH I’M so HURT -HE TOLD HER HE LOVED HER!!!
-SHE IS MY QUEEN yes FIGHT!!!!
-HUMANS ARE SO MUCH MORE… ugh i love her
-ITS NOT ABOUT DESERVE ITS wHAT U BELIEVE IM CRYING she quoted bae
-… I BELIEVE IN LOVE, FUCK ME TOO DIANA
-I cant believe hes fucking dead im not okay this memorial is killing me i’m crying my sweet beautiful good steve trevor that pic is so adorable wtf i love him
-Love trumps hate!!!… yes OKAY THIS MOVIE WAS PHENOMENAL this is definitely what the dc universe needed to bring in back to life holy shit she is a goddess and chris pine is daddy this movie and the action and the premise and the destruction of all patriarchal values
-WOW IM SO AMPED UP RN ON GIRL POWER I WANNA FIGHT SOMEONE
-10/10 recommend… if u read this all lets be friends bc thank u for using ur time to read my thoughts xo until next movie I presume

anonymous asked:

may i request both of your crush headcanons (ex: how they act/treat their crush, would they pass notes, any specific things they do JUST for their crush, etc etc) for the hosts + haruhi? :oo i'm curious to see what you two think!

 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah (GOMEN IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE POSTED ANYTHING SO HAVE THIS RLY LONG HEADCANON POST)


Tamaki:

  • Tamaki is dense as hell about his crush but you guys already knew that so at first he’s just putting the charms on you because he sees beauty in you just like he does with his clients
  • and he’ll just attempt to spend as much time with you as possible and call you sweet nicknames and his usual princely shit but then he suddenly starts to realise w h o a h i really like doing this kind of stuff around you
  • he ends up trying to rope you into the host cub family and gets you involved with all their shenanigans and you just end up being swept along with the tide like gdi tamaki
  • and then he starts getting JEALOUS whenever anyone else especially tHOSE SHADY TWINS gets a bit too close to be considered friendly and at first he just thinks ‘well they’re a part of our family, im just being protective’ but then Kyoya’s just like ‘nope. not doing this shit again. you like them. in a romantic sense not a family one gdi tamaki you want to be their boyfriend now stfu.
  • que sudden realisation on tamaki’s part
  • and he doesn’t really know how to act around you now so he just decides to up the charm (and gets really flustered at the same time and usually ends up embarrassing himself horribly by staring at you for too long when you’re walking together and careening into a pole or something).
  • *PRINCELYNESS INTENSIFIES*
  • put it this way; to him a moment when he doesn’t have your attention is a moment wasted
  • senpai wants to be noticed so badly
  • plz notice him and put him out of his misery

Haruhi:

  • dude. its Haruhi. she has no clue that she even likes you.
  • but its pretty clear to everyone else so there’s that
  • she just makes an effort to spend time with you and hang out and she’s just always there being nice and helpful and friendly and w o w be still my beating heart just look at that smile
  • she’s so unbelievably good to you like ‘you’re worried about an upcoming test??? we can study together at my house. i’ll cook dinner!’ 
  • ‘you need notes from that class you missed?? i’ll copy out mine for you.’ 
  • ‘you lost your phone?? i’ve got time lets spend the next three hours traipsing around the building calling it until we hear it.’
  • she pretty much sees you as one of her closest friends who she admires very much because you’re really great and talented and attractive in her eyes and she - wait what attractive??
  • ‘oh.’
  • ding dong you got it Haruhi.
  • and now she’s just a big flustered MESS around you at all possible times and trying her best not to show it because is this okay am i too close or not close enough do oh no have they twigged because im acting weird they can probably tell what if they dont feel the same way somebody please kill me god damn
  • eventually Kyoya figures it out of course and sometimes he makes very sly comments when you’re around, hinting that she likes you and Haruhi just has to kind of discreetly kick him like stfu kyoya u heinous space herpe
  • not to mention the way her head just SNAPS to a conversation whenever you’re mentioned and yeah we all knew it Haruhi you are just too cute for words.

Hikaru:

  • YOU MEAN AFTER HE GETS OVER HIS GIANT DENIAL BECAUSE SWEET MAMA THAT BOY IS DENSE WHEN IT COMES TO HIS OWN FEELINGS
  • yeah at first he’s gonna avoid you like the plague because what is happening to him why the hell is he reacting so strongly wtf all u did was pIC K UP A PenC IL G oD
  • okay so AFTER Haruhi, Kaoru and Honey smack sense into him and he comes to terms with it its great because he’s not competing against his brother or anyone else this time so yeah he just gOES FOR IT
  • Hikaru will legit resort to any means to get your attention/an excuse to hang out
  • any means
  • srsly he’s the kind of guy who’ll throw notes at your head in class just so that you both get detention or nick your wallet or something when youre not looking just so he can ‘find’ it for you later
  • ‘you’re failing that class?? WHAT A COINQUIDINK im failing too we should totes have a study date or something’
  • ‘oh dear i seem to have spilled my coffee all over you whoops SO sorry here take my shirt and lemme walk you to class’
  • he really does take off his shirt. this boy has no shame.
  • and whaaaaaaat??? rumours that you two are dating??? he totally didnt see this coming or hope those would spring up but hey you know thats not such a bad idea >;D
  • prepare for him to be super jealous all the time whenever you talk to other people like ‘whoah hey wtf hikaru i was in the middle of a conversation’ ‘no dont talk to them i swear on my life they were leering at your ass. im just looking out for you here, they’re probably a sexual deviant. bad news stay away.’
  • whatta dweeb

Kaoru:

  • he’s so nice what the hell Kaoru this level of selflessness is inhuman i stg
  • he just loves spending time with you and hanging out and doing things together this puppy is pretty much at your beck and call what a sweetie
  • of course that doesn’t mean you’re exempt from the light jokes and teasing that accompanies it
  • he’s basically at your side as much as he’s at his brothers (which means that you now have both of the twin’s attention well done prepare for hell and mischief)
  • but he pretty much makes himself your own personal superman like ‘wHOOPS you nearly tripped lucky i was there to catch you’ and ‘you’re off sick?? ill copy my notes for you. also what kind of soup do you like cause im coming over’
  • Kaoru is fun! He’s the kind of guy who’ll just text you like ‘are you busy?? not anymore there’s a carnival in town so get dressed, im waiting outside!’ and then he just drags you off and its loads of fun and youre just like ????? are u just being a fun friend or do u like me????
  • yeah thats another thing he’s so good of a friend that it becomes really hard for you to tell that if he actually has the dokis for you or if he’s just really friendly because he’s not FLIRTING with you like he does when he’s hosting and its confusing, but really he’s treating you differently and genuinely because he does actually like you and he wants you to stop treating him like just a friend AND ITS ALL VERY CONFUSING and absolutely perfect for a tense confession scene aww yeah aHEM we’ll totally write that if u guys request it
  • also prepare for Hikaru to get tired of waiting for his bro to make a move and attempt to be his wingman and he’s just dropping hints everywhere BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO BE CATCHING ON
  • Hikaru is 4378436% done with both of you. ‘omfg just kiss already you’ll make a lot of people happy’
  • the host club has started a betting pool on which one of you is gonna break and confess first lets just say Haruhi ends up with a LOT of moolah by the end of this charade

Kyoya:

  • the denial is strong in Kyoya ohhh boy
  • YOU THINK HIKARU’S BAD YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM THE SHEER AMOUNT OF DENIAL THAT IS HAPPENING HERE like he’s used to being charming and suave with his clients but this is different he actually has feelings for you???? huh??????? what is he supposed to do with those????
  • feelings are too much hassle goodbye
  • its likely that Kyoya would try to shove these feelings into a box in the corner of his mind and never ever ever think about you or how you make his heart do weird things or how nice you look when you laugh or how attractive your smile is and god fucking dammit
  • and even though he’s trying to suppress what he deems to just be a ‘distraction’ his soft spot for you still shows in ways he doesn’t realise until after he’s done it
  • ‘oh my god did i just offer them a discount what the hell is WRONG with me’
  • /i wont say im in love plays softly in the distance/
  • once he actually comes to terms with his feelings tho he starts PLANNING
  • if he’s going to do this whole ‘crush’ thing he’s gonna do it RIGHT gosh darn it.
  • he ends up using the host club to his advantage by making sure that they’re always serving your favourite food or doing a theme you like cause hey if it gets you there, he’s happy.
  • expect to run into him everywhere and every time you somehow get roped into getting lunch at really nice and expensive places with him and eventually its like ‘???? are we on a date Kyoya??’
  • ‘Well, duh.’
  • ‘oh. cool.’

Honey:

  • Honey KNOWS he’s cute and he’ll be damned if he doesn’t use it to his advantage here
  • he is affectionate as hell and he’s always around you or holding your hand or giving you hugs or sometimes when he gets really confident or ahead of himself he’ll plant big kisses on your cheeks and HE GETS AWAY WITH IT because everyones just like ‘awww thats Honey-senpai for ya’
  • tbh about half of your life is spent sitting at his table eating with him because how can you say no to a face like that
  • but here’s the kicker *drumroll*… he saves food for you
  • i know right
  • like if he knows you’re coming today he will find your favourite flavour bring it to his table and protect it with his life if he has to no one is allowed to touch the desserts he saves for you
  • its terrifying tbh
  • Mori totally knows about his big fat crush tho and most of his time is spent hovering over Honey’s shoulder whispering ‘tell them’
  • ‘IM WORKING ON IT TAKASHI’
  • he’s confident - maybe even overly so - in interacting with you as his crush, and later as your s/o,  but we think he’d actually be pretty nervous about the actual confession part 
  • like he’s super worried that you only see him as this little brother figure and he knows that you smiling at him in that way that makes his stomach flip when he does something cute doesn’t equal attraction and you guys are pretty much surrounded by these other hot people who people are falling all over and bless his soul youre perfect just the way you are Honey don’t ever change you can be cute and a boyfriend at the same time my darling

Mori:

  • bruh. Mori is so unbelievably chill about this.
  • in fact, he’s SO chill that it presents a problem because it’s almost impossible for anyone but Honey to figure out that he likes you at all.
  • THIS MAN IS TOO TALENTED AT HIDING HIS BLUSH.
  • the one big factor? He talks more when you’re around. you bring out his more talkative (and flirty) side because he really just wants to keep your attention.
  • and you’re like ???????????????????????? did big silent Mori just FLIRT with you???
  • hell yes he did and you better respond my friend
  • doki doki
  • while he really wants to hang out with you he’s sometimes not exactly not sure how to ask, and that’s where Honey comes into the picture
  • Honey will often drag you along to spend time with him and Takashi and then have some sort of ‘emergency’ thats causes him to abscond so you’re left with Mori and Mori has no qualms whatsoever about this
  • PS Honey is a matchmaking genius
  • He also likes having study dates with you because you guys get to spend time together without relying on conversation to keep it going (also because he gets to call it a date and it makes him feel all wibbly inside)
  • spoiler alert: Mori is actually adorkable when it comes to romance
  • when he finally does confess its gonna be romantic (and surprising) as hell aww yeah

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The Wings Tour - 19/03/2017 - São Paulo, Brasil

So I went to the BTS concert here in Brasil…. I was going to make a whole text about it and stuff but I decided that my own self freaking out to my friend on twitter right after I came back from the concert was a more accurate description of my experience over there. So I decided to just copy and paste everything I sent to her, with all the grammar mistakes, caps and misspelling:

“So first of all I’m dead… like come to my funeral tomorrow cause I’m fucking dead. 

Second of all it’s now almost four am, the concert ended about 22:30 and just now after I took a shower I managed to stop shaking and crying.  

Third of all my body hurts like I’ve been run over by a truck but it’s okay.

So let me tell you about the concert.

IT WAS THE BEST CONCERT EVER EVEN THO THE ORGANIZATION AND SOME PPL SUCKED BECAUSE THEY MADE IT PERFECT! EVERYTJING WAS SO BEAUTIFUL ALL THE STAHE PROPS ALL THEIR OUTFITS THEMAS A WHOLE AND EVEN IF SOMME PPL THERE WERE SHIT TJE CROWD WAS BEAUTIFUL TO BE SEEN

THEIR VOUCES ARE SO FUCKING AMAZING AND THEY ARE SO FUCKING PRETTY I CANT BELIEVE THEY ARE REAL

TAE AND HOBI WERE SO HYPED AND THE OTHERS SEEMED SO HAPPY TOO!!! THE CROWD SANG ALL THER SONGS BY ITS ENTIRETY EVEN CYPHER AND I WAS LIKE DAMN WE ARE THE SHIT LOL

I FUCKING LOST MYSELF ON BAPSAE AND CYPHER THO LIKE HOLY SHIT

THEIR SOLOS WERE SO BEAUTIFUL I CANT!! ONCE JOONIE SANG “I WISH I COULD LOVE MYSELF” WE SANG TO HIM “WE LOVE YOU” AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND HE GOT SO MOVED HE BARELY COULD FINISH SINGING!!! IM EMOTIONAL STILL!! HOBI’S SOLO WAS EVERYTHING AND MORE BUT TAEHYUNG’S……. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT I CRIED! HIS VOICE IS HEAVENLY! HIS HIGHNOTE MADE LIFE WORTH LIVING I SWEAR TO YOU AND IM NOT OVERREACTING AT ALL! THETES NO ONE I LOVE MORE THAN KIM TAEHYUNG OMFG! HE IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY AND SOMETIMES I EOULD JUST STOP ABD STARE AT HIM BECAUSE HE IS ETHEREAL ISTG  

OMG WHEN THEY SANG 2!3! I LOST MY SHIT! THEY SHOWED A LITTLE VIDEO BEFORE IT AND PERFORMED WINGS AND I WAS TEARING UP ON THE VIDEO ALREADY IM NOT JOKING! It was all about how them together are one and cute shit like that and I GOT SO EMOTIONAL!!! It was beautiful!! BUT ON 2!3! I CRIED! IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND THAT SONG MEANS A LOT TO ME AND BLESS THEM!!

On the end of spring day that is the last song we sang the oh oh oh from the MV and they got so moved, like they were holding back tears or even crying and UGH I LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH

KOOKIE PICKED THE BRAZILIAN FLAG ON THE END OF THE CONCERT AND RAN AROUND WITJ IT AND SHIT MY SON IS SO PRECIOUS”

Then I sent her some shitty pics with some captions such as: “Seokjin slaying my entire existence with awake like damn son”

And started to freak out again: “Then they started to talk in fUCKING PORTUGUESE LIKE PROS so I decided to record it” 

And then I send her the videos of the boys talking in portuguese (all the bold parts is me translating to her what they said in portuguese btw and i’ll link the videos I posted on my Instagram if anyone wants to see it), again with captions such as: He said that thanks to us he feels better LIKE OMG JIN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO MAKES US FEEL BETTER OMG I LOVE HIM” or “Hope to see you more times” “now im really happy” MY SON ITS TOO CUTE GOD BLESS HIM” about Jungkook and then: “The time passed too fast, I wish it didn’t end here” CAN YOU HEAR ME CRYING BECAUSE I BET YOI CAN!!! KIM TAEHYUNG WAMTS TO SEE ME DEAD I SWEAR! HIS PORTUGUESE IS SO CUTE HIM SAYING THAT IS MY NEW RELIGION GODDAMMIT I LOVE THE FUCK OUT OF HIM I’m okay I’m okay~~~” about Taehyung and I think you can all guess from me freaking out about him to her that he is my ultimate bias… and “Are you gonna miss us” NAH JOONIE WHY WOULD I- YES OF COURSE I WILL PLS DONT LEAVE ME” or “ “Brazil always leaves me with good memories” HE KILLED ME. HE JUST KILLED ME.” about Yoongi and then “I got emotional” ME TOO JIMINIE ME TOO” and to end with a huge bang: “You are our wings that’s why we can fly high, let’s fly higher together” HOSEOK ENDED ME WOTH THIS! HOW DARE HIM! HOW CAN HE EVEN KNOW HOW TO SAY SUCH THINGS IN PORTUGUESE DAMMIT I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHHH”

You can all see from that mess that it was an amazing concert. The day after I woke up crying and I couldn’t stop crying because after the adrenaline kicked off, all my emotions exploded. I was completely wrecked.

I never loved any group or band as much as I love BTS. They really do mean everything to me and I never knew I could love a group this much because I loved some others in the past and my feelings fro them were big and deep but with BTS is a feeling that I can’t even begin to describe. I love each and every single one of them with all my heart and nothing makes me happier than knowing that I made them happy in this concert. 

It was nice to see that in the concert on the day after Namjoon changed his lyrics after we chanted “we love you” to him. Hear him singing “yes I do love myself” messed up with my emotions in a way I don’t know how to describe. I feel very lucky to have been part of the reason why this happened and I couldn’t be more proud of my fellow b-armys that made these two concerts unforgettable nights not only for BTS but for us armys as well. 

Now all my pics are shit because I couldn’t stop shaking but I’ll leave this one here because this one is probably the only one that is not shaken and it is my bias and my bias wrecker… plus Yoongi’s face is funny lol… <333

btw thanks @ochisu for hearing me freaking out about this, I love youuuuu.

Blessings Part Four (Thomas Jefferson x Reader)

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A/N-(So I wrote down a good portion of this in a notebook while wifiless in Colorado AND THEN I LOST THAT NOTEBOOK which is also the notebook that had my epic poly fic in it ugh, but anyway I wasn’t gonna post this until I got that work back, but fuck imma just re write it

I’VE HAD THIS IDEA SINCE THE NIGHT I WROTE PART ONE

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Sunbaenim (Mingyu)

Genre: Fluff

A/N: I don’t even know what I’m doing but reading all these scenarios and reactions on tumblr about my favorite people then i thought why not try it out.

AND ALSO BC THE COMEBACK IM SHITTING BRICKS ITS SO GOOD. EVERYONE DID AN AMAZING JOB OMFG THE CHOREOGRAPHY, THE SONG ITSELF. YAS ULGO SIPJI ANHA


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You had just wrapped up your groups performance for Inkigayo. Today marks the day of your long awaited debut and everything just felt so surreal. You just don’t know how to thank Pledis for giving you a chance to debut. “I can’t believe we just did that!” Your group leader, Minji said as you stood backstage. “3 years of training is sooo worth the wait” Your other groupmate, Yumin. 

Everyone was smiling, syncing in the moment. People passing by started congratulating you, when a group of familiar and handsome faces made their way to you guys. It was your company sunbaenims, Seventeen. All of your members know for a facts that you’ve had your eye on the groups visual and nastiest member, Kim Mingyu. As they approached your group, your members all took a quick glance at you while you had your mouth open, not knowing what to do when he talks to you.

“Congratulations you guys!” Seokmin sunbaenim greeted you. All 5 of you bowed down at them as a sign of respect. “Thank you sunbaenim!” Chloe repied. “I really like your performance!” Soonyoung sunbaenim added to his friend’s comment. You were all smiling and bowing down at each other. When the one and only person you were trying to avoid went towards you. “Hey Y/N you guys did a good job! Congratulations on your debut!” Mingyu told you. You stared at him for a good 5 seconds. Your groups visuals, Lauren had to nudge you to get you back to your senses. “Oh! Yes! Um…thank you sunbaenim.” You said after your embarrassing self-staring contest while bowing down.

“That took you a while to answer didn’t you?” He jokingly asked. 

omg he is starting a civil conversation, be natural (rv heeey) Y/N dont even try to embarrass yourself like you do everyday, okay holy fuck what do I say now? you thought to yourself

“I’m sorry, I just…um….couldn’t process everything just yet” 

“Couldn’t process the idea that you just debut?” He asked just to make things clear.

“Um..Yeah that” Good save Y/N. “It’s fine. That happened to me too when we debuted.” He continued while laughing lightly. 

Jisoos that laugh will have me dead right on the spot

“Hey are you alright? you look like your heating up” Mingyu asked you. Shit I’m blushing. Stop blushing you idiot. 

When you took your time to answer again. He asked Minji instead. “Is she alright?” Okay now half of seventeen were now looking at you (the other half was too busy being children)

Minji, who knows that you’ve liked this boy for a while, and she knows for a fact that you can be a black hole sometimes, made up a lie so you wouldn’t embarrass yourself even more. “Yeah she’s fine, she’s always like this after performing.” 

Thank you Minji unnie, I owe you.

“Oh really, then here have some water then” Wonwoo sunbaenim gave his water bottle to you. You didn’t have any time to say no since you needed an excuse to not look at Mingyu anymore. As you grabbed the bottle from Wonwoo, you turned your back around and drank the water, finishing it in a few gulps. You turned back to Wonwoo, and handed the empty water bottle back. 

“You alright now?” Wonwoo asked you while you nodded in reply. “All that rapping must’ve drained you. You did amazing by the way, almost as good as me!” Mingyu started a conversation again. 

omg I love you, but please stop I didn’t prepare my brain for this moment.

“Oh thank you again, but I won’t be as good as you” You replied smoothly. Yes good job me!

“Yes you will! You’re really good! And you’re a rookie, that’s saying something” He continued. I swear to god, a few more seconds and I might drop dead.

“Thank You again sunbaenim” You bowed for like the 75318th time today. “Don’t call me sunbaenim Y/N. Just cal me Mingyu oppa instead”

JISOOS I AM READY TO DIE TAKE ME NOW 

You didn’t know what to say. Mingyu had you stuck on your spot.

“Seventeen, it’s almost time for your stage” A staff called them and thank god they did. “Well we need to go, Congratulations again Y/N” Mingyu said while giving you that million dollar smile. Him and the rest of Seventeen soon walked away towards the stage leaving you and your members right where they approached you. 

When they were out of sight, your knees soon gave up. Thankfully Yumin was there to catch you. “Gwenchana Y/N?” Chloe asked you. Clearly you weren’t the guy of your dreams, just started a conversatiion with you, complimented your skills, made you call him oppa. 

Your friends started laughing at you freaking out for looking so helpless. “That was so funny to watch!” Lauren started while laughing loudly. “Shut up Lauren unnie! I really didn’t know what to do. Mingyu just did that wow how dare he. The disrespect in that one” You said while regaining your sanity. “Yes how dare he….” Minji said while trailing of at the end. Everyone just suddenly stopped laughing which got you so confused. “What happened to you guys?”

“I’m so sorry for doing ‘that’ Y/N and ‘disrespecting’ you, but I just wanted to say that I’ll be waiting for you after your stage tomorrow because I’m taking you somewhere” And just like the guy that you were just talking about a few seconds ago was standing right in front of you again.


OKAY WTF THAT WAS SO STUPIDLY CRINGE WORTHY BUT I TRIED MY BEST Y’ALL. I HOPE YOU DIDNT DIE OF CRINGE BC I SURE DID

Teach Me How To Forget

Summary: 17 year old Daniel Howell is abused by his father and finds comfort in school, especially English class, where his teacher of 22 years old, seems to have much in common with him on famous literature, and connect on an emotional level. All is well at school, that is, until Dan notices his emotions for his teacher are far from innocent. What will happen to Dan when his father finds out about all of this?

Genre: Angst, Fluff, (Possible smut warning for later chapters) AU

Warnings/Triggers: Alcohol, Depression, Rape

Part 2 (x) Part 3 (x)  Part 4 (x)  Part 5 (x)

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hello :-) today marks the day this blog was made exactly a year ago on 22nd of December 2015!!  6k+ posts  later here i am!! celebrating my one year anniversary of buingtans!!! i’ll try keep //this// as  short as possible but thank u to eVERYONE who followed me?!? im shOOK i didnt expect to get over 3 followers but thank u so much!! also very big thank you to all my friends/mutuals(some of which i HAVE been following forever [or since the day this acc was made] hehfhdj) , people i’ve talked to etc. since making this blog;; it’s been really fun so far and I am truly blessed to have met such k0ol ppl :^) i hope this blog will have many more anniversaries to come!! [follow forever is below the cut bc this probably will b long lol]

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lydipuchi  asked:

20 kaysoo or baekyeol moments please xx :)

CAN I JUST DO BOTH BECAUSE YEAH

KAISOO

#1: MY NEW FAVORITE I’M GONNA DIE

don’t they look like such a couple

like seriously why are they doing this to me

you guys are gross

stop being so cute and perfect and stuff ew

#2: THEY’RE JUST SITTING THERE

like a couple

#3: “YOU’RE HANDSOME PRETTY”

you’re both gross just stop

#4: SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING??

my question is how do you stare your group member in the eyes while thrusting your crotch in the air

the answer is you have to be kaisoo because loOK AT HOW KAI QUICKLY GLANCES BACK AT HIM AFTER FUUUUUUUUU-

#5: THEY’RE SUCH IDIOTS OMFG

#6: U OK KAI

WE ALL KNOW HE’S BEAUTIFUL BUT GODDAMN

I’M GONNA SCREEEAAAAMMMMMM

#7: CUTE PDA

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#8: kai letting everyone know just how close they are

tell us more about how close you are pls and thank

#9: JEALOUS JONGIN

luhan why u do that

#10: WE ALL KNOW THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN FOR REAL ONE DAY

and this too but with kai shirtless probably

#11: caring boyfriend kyungsoo

(helping with kai’s mic)

#12: SO TOUCHY, ME LIKEY

;;________________;;

#13: NOT EVEN MY PARENTS HOLD HANDS LIKE THIS JFC

but can we get a close up of that 

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jfc.

#14: DON’T ASK QUESTIONS

because the answer will probably be kaisoo

#15: maybe kai is a bottom……

#16: boner-inducing

i could stare at this forever. this turns me on more than any porn i’ve s- WAIT LET’S MOVE ON

#17: KINKY PDA

no questions……..just kaisoo

#18: GRAB LIFE BY JONGIN’S BALLS

FOUR FOR YOU DO KYUNGSOO

YOU GO DO KYUNGSOO

#19: “IF YOU CAUSE IT, YOU HELP HIDE IT”

by sitting on it (¬‿¬)

#20: DON’T TALK TO ME

if you think

that i only have

one version

of this saved

you my friend

are

completely

wrong

THANK U AND GOODNIGHT

BAEKYEOL

okay i promise i will keep this one short because i got carried away last time. this is gonna be hard but let’s do this

#1: PAY ATTENTION BYUN BAEKHYUN

omg look how he desperately wants baekhyun to see what he’s seeing like fu CK BAEKHYUN PAY ATTENTION

#2: IDK WHAT BAEK’S DOING BUT I LIKE IT

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srsly what was that suho looks nervous as hell because of you

#3: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS EXISTS BUT I’M SO GLAD IT DOES

THEY’RE SO FUCKING REAL EVERYONE SHUT UP AND JUST ACCEPT BAEKYEOL NOW

#4: I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN EVEN FUNCTION RIGHT ANYMORE

and this is just #4 lord help meeeeee

#5: when asked about who cared for him most

WHAT ELSE DID CHANYEOL OPEN UP BAEKHYUN TELL ME

#6: I’M GONNA PISS MYSELF

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no srsly i need to pee but apparently baekyeol is more important than my bladder’s health

#7: BAEKHYUN WHY

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WHY.

#8: damn straight you better choose chanyeol

#9: THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

idk why but their kinship is a lot more special to me. it’s just different from when kaisoo or taohun engage in skinship…..I DON’T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT

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if anyone has pics/gifs of baekyeol holding hands pls send them to me. pLEASE.

#10: chanyeol being the nice boyfriend that he is

#11: REMEMBER WHEN CHANYEOL PRETTY MUCH SPAZZED WHEN BAEKHYUN GAVE HIM A THUMBS UP

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IT WAS JUST A SMALL GESTURE BUT LOOK AT HOW HAPPY IT MADE HIM

#12: classic baekyeol 

#13: BAEKYEOL AND UMBRELLAS

#14: THAT TIME CHANYEOL PROBABLY WANTED TO MURDER KRIS

and i don’t wanna get all detective mode here but look at how baekhyun side-glances chanyeol as if making sure that he’s seeing this. baekhyun, you asshole.

#15: BAEKHYUN SMILING ONCE CHANYEOL SHOWS UP

i love this so much it was my sidebar for a while because baekyeol looking hella cute and classic baekyeol kills me

#16: THANK YOU FOR CAPTURING THIS BEAUTIFUL MOMENT

i want this picture framed on my nightstand

#17: I DONT EVEN  ?! ? !? !?! ?!!? !??? ??!? ?

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#18: CHANYEOL PLS

#19: SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR

I CAN’T LIVE ANYMORE

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yes chanyeol just smile and pretend like you didn’t just get a hard-on from that

#20: i will forever and always love this

ALWAYS.

pet daycare worker!mingyu

not sure if im gonna make this a series bc it just suddenly pops into my head and i feel the need to make it so:

  • mingyu loves his job i mean who wouldnt maybe someone who doesnt like animals
  • he got the money and an adavantage of playing with these cute little creatures
  • the daycare actually accept almost all pets but the place is full of mostly dogs and cats and honestLY mingyu couldnt be happier
  • and it seems like this daycare is getting known more bc you know what theres this boy greeting everyone with that world winning smile
  • and he’s cute af so thats a bonus, lot of girls come by to get their pet washed/or to drop them here for a while + theyre here to watch this cute guy named mingyu based on his nametag
  • he’s basically popular, everyone address him as the tall boy bc duh
  • “wheres the tall boy who usually arranged the snacks over there?”
  • customers like giving him tip bc have u seen him he’s glowing and he looks like he enjoys this so much
  • likes to play with the dog more
  • he likes to wash them as well
  • “ok no saddie, thats soap you cant eat that”
  • “noooooo my clothes are all wet now thanks to u”
  • probably brought extra clothes with him
  • “i love u tho dont worry come lets dry you up”
  • when its play time lots of dogs want to play with him and some even climb up to lick his face and he cant stop smiling basically
  • and when he’s tired he’d go to check on the cats bc everyone there is basically chill and quiet, perfect when u want to take a break
  • when he lay on his back, small cats would climb up and just sleep there on his stomach and mingyu wants to cry bc cuteness
  • “omg nora dont eat my socks!!!”
  • he loves talking to them duh
  • “have u eat yet??? no??? ok lets go get u some nutrition so u can play with me”
  • “you think you can catch this???”
  • “ok dont eat that”
  • once somene dropped their goldfish here and he doesnt know how to play with it, he feels bad bc it doesnt have friends 
  • protecting the goldfish from the hungry cats like he went into panic mode when he sees a cat approaching him and the goldfish
  • “STAY BACK!!!!”
  • lowkey loves looking at the hamster when they run on the thing i dont know what its called in english but you know what i mean!!!
  • the daycare rarely get any bunnies to take care of but then ba bam one day you came in with your cute bunny and mingyu felt like he couldnt breathe was it bc of u or the bunny?
  • “um hey so do you take - “
  • “YEAH YEAH WE TAKE CARE OF ANYTHING HONESTLY” he said a bit more enthuasiatic than he should have he felt embarrassed after that
  • and youre like ah ok and told him youre going somewhere and want to drop him here
  • “OH SURE YOULL JUST HAVE TO FILL THIS”
  • “oh great” and youd smile bc this guy is super cute and u stole a glance at his nametag and smiled wider bc the name suits him very well u dont even know why
  • you pay and all that and introduce ur bunny to him “his name’s bambi he might be a bit annoying to new people sometimes so.. .. .. “
  • “OH ITS OK IVE HAD WORSE HELLO THERE LITTLE GUY” mingyu doesnt know why he is too hype whenever he talks
  • “uh so…..ok? i hope u take good care of him”
  • “DONT WORRY ….?”
  • u told him your name and he repeats it bc he thinks its so pretty
  • “ill see you soon mingyu! and hey you be nice to him” he saw u kissing bambi and feel a little jealousy as you waved him goodbye
  • “u lucky guy!!!!! i cant believe im jealous over a rabbit”
  • he would scoop bambi in his hands and stare at it
  • “i hope we can get along and u can tell me more about ur owner”
  • u know what he’s gonna be with bambi for days and talk to him to the point he realizes he’s not gonna answer
  • “do u like carrot or this canned food oh wait she said u like carrot more so im gonna pick it up ok”
  • “im so nice to u now tell me something abt her”
  • “im more a dog kind of guy but youre cute and ur owner is cuter tbh”
  • “ok lets shower”
  • “you have long ears man”
  • when u come back 4 days later to pick bambi up he turned all sad and gloomy, like he’s not glowing anymore he’s SAD UR LEAVING AND MGIHT NEVER COMING BACK which is false
  • “please comeback soon”
  • and you only giggled at that this boy is finally calm
  • “ill see u soon mingyu” u hand him a tip and wave at him, forcing bambi to wave at him too and he smiled bc ill see u soon HECK YES
  • and he noticed there was a paper along with the money he wants to burst bc your number was written on it with a cute little bunny doodle AND HE SQUEALES THE WHOLE DAY AND TALK ABOUT IT TO EVERYONE (read: the animals)

anonymous asked:

hai Nicole! I reaally love your printables ( ◞・౪・). How'd you learn to use Photoshop? Could you please link some tutorials you used to learn it? (ノ^∇^) Sorry if this is too much to ask though. Have a nice day!

hello! (o^-^o) as mentioned earlier (its also part of the faq) i taught myself how to use photoshop so I cant really link you to any tutorials i have personally used but I always link everyone itsphotoshop because really thats the only site I go to for specific tutorials (like how to put ppl in a circle or whatsoever) but i’ll just recap how I taught myself PS also here are some links i searched rn:

  • photoshop tool basics
  • hubspot OMFG WHY DIDNT I SEE THIS BEFORE IM SAD(iДi)
  • wikihow i dont use this site that much but this is an ok tutorial!
  • if u wanna read my tips u can read it below the cut! (this is reALLY LONG) (since i get so many asks abt it might as well make it v long)

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JONGIN - CHANGE OF HEART pt1

Of early relationships, heated kisses and broken hearts 
Word Count: 3,472 






omfg this is my first smut ugggggggh it was really embarrassing to write it because it’s in the first person POV and i seriously do not have experience in this ugh udsh us fhsiuasdfghk  if this makes you hate smut, then forgive me 


there will be a part 2 but i still dont know when i’ll start writing. my chaptered fic is still incomplete sooo…. hahahahahah btw, the name of the OC is Maeri. ^_^ enjoooy~





Being a Korean star’s girlfriend is not always fun and games. We don’t always go out for dates like normal couple do. We can’t be seen in public since our relationship is not known to everyone. We argue about even the tiniest things. All in all, it’s quite a challenge.




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Here are some things I don’t get/ dislike about fangirls:

  1. the way they speak- if its not stupid caps lock screaming bullshit its this really weird bizzare way of speaking that they’ve all adopted. e.g. they’re incapable of just saying ‘LOL’ or 'I love this’ they have to say weird things like 'omfg I cant not reblog this’ 'if I dont reblog this just assume I died’- no. stfu you didn’t die over not reblogging something fucking go outside. theres something really annoying and corny about it.
  2. the fandoms. I hate even the word fandom. tbh I just see this as a bad word which includes all the annoying main fandoms of tumblr and not as a word that means the fan culture/ society of any franchise. the big fandoms are annoying. and I don’t understand why they’re as big as they are. sherlock, supernatural, doctor who- these are probably great shows but thanks to the fandoms I just wanna stay the fuck away from them. and a lot of the shit I see them reblogging just makes me go 'WTF. HOW IS THAT FUNNY IN ANY WAY!?!’ itll be like a gif of the fucking actor walking down a street and itll have 10 million notes with a dumb caption like 'that is so benedict’  or 'AHAHAHHAA OH BENEDICT’
  3. which brings me to my next point. the shitty comments they put on reblogs. they go and infect non fandom posts too. im sick of seeing great posts like an awesome story or a beautiful photograph then I scroll down and see some lame fucking comment like 'the feels guys. the feels.’ and then you see those ones with a several reblog comments- each one getting shitter and shitter. 'thats it. that’s tumblr.’ 'yep’. 'this perfection is back on my dash again’. 'period leak’. I mean fine if you wanna write that shit but why do they get repeatedly reblogged like they’re incredibly funny shit. they’re not. the thought of anyone finding them funny completely baffles me
  4. the way they fetishize gay men and gay relationships. ive seen a few posts about this recently and its sad they’re not shamed for it more. the way they only seem to like these shows because theres vaguely homoerotic undertones is sickening. go watch porn and enjoy tv shows for oh I don’t know the good plot? the great characters? the outstanding acting?
  5. their interests in the shows never seem genuine. its seriously like 'oh look this show keeps getting reblogged on tumblr. tbh the show looks kinda shitty but OOH THE FANDOM LOOKS FUN AND EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS IN THAT FANDOM SO I MAY AS WELL JOIN IT TOO. SIGN ME UP!’ and so on. meanwhile theres true fans of the shows (eg I know that doctor who has serious fans that would probably vomit at the tumblr fandom) liking it for real reasons. I have a friend who continuously reblogs supernatural shit…                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              and shes never watched supernatural…
  6. and why fan over the actors so much? I mean I like shows and yeah I love the actors etc but I don’t fucking stalk their every move and facial muscle and pick up on things that arent even there. and shipping real life actors is just…
  7. the subjects of the fandoms seem completely random to me. yes there seems to be a slight theme of upper class british male actors (thanks for fetishizing britain and promoting unrealistic standards of what people in britain are actually like btw) but idk its like some fat greasy hormonal teenage girl in her basement is sitting and masterminding which TV shows and actors become tumblr famous next. I mean. martin freeman? what? hes just an actor. they’re not even interested in the actual stories or shows it seems to be purely the actors and characters yet they’ll pride themselves on being 'fans of lord of the rings’ yet its never anything substantial about the show itll just be some dumb fucking gifs of the dwarves talking and the fangirls laughing at something that isnt even funny
  8. why must they sexualise everything?  Every character every couple everything. and its always immature. its like 'PENIS!’ 'AHAHAHAHHAHA LET ME REBLOG THIS ONE MILLION TIMES THANKYOU.’ I don’t mind sexual humour if its actually funny or intelligent but you people act like immature cunts.
  9. oh and having some weird tom hiddleston obsession doesn’t make you a 'marvel fan’.
  10. they sound seriously idiotic. these girls post and reblog shit like 'omfg that moment you realise 2007 was 7 years ago.’ yes you fucking freak if you think about if for more than a second you realise that.
  11. more annoying things they say 'im done.’ 'im screaming’. 'im crying’.

go fuck urselves

  • Daehyun or any other BAP Member: Oh I'm hanging out with old friends and family for the first time in 3 years. I was so busy and could never see them before and now I can and it's great. But my fans are probably worried and want to know what I'm up to so even though I have zero obligation to do so, I'm gonna post a pic of this on IG to let them know that I'm okay and having fun with friends. *posts*
  • Dick pickle half of Baby Fandom: *sees IG post* ......
  • Me: Hoe don't do it
  • Dick pickle half of Baby Fandom: OMFG WhY Arn'Et YoU HaNgiNG OUT wITh thE OtHer OPpArs!!!11?? YoU arE A CrImiNaL aNd DoNt CaRe AbOut BAP aNyMore TRAITOR!!!!111 ThIs huRTs mE So MuCh!!!!1111
  • Me: oh my god
  • Daehyun: Okay geez sorry guys. I still love you guys so here. *Posts update of all 6 members hanging out*
  • Dick pickle half of Baby Fandom: *sees IG post* ......
  • Me: Hoe don't do it
  • Dick pickle half of Baby Fandom: WTf hImcHaN YOuRE sO FaT!!!11 WhAt hAvE yOu bEeN EatInG??? dO yOu hAvE A dIsorDer oR sOmeThiNG??
  • Me: oh my god

anonymous asked:

I think that you're grossly mistaking Ryuuko and Mako's friendship for something that it's clearly not please stop

ok so i can see that ryumako is slowly becoming homumado the second and its a really big fucking problem

this is the last fricking time im gonna try and prove to you, anon, that there is more to their relationship than just “friendship” and after that im not even gonna bother omfg

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anonymous asked:

why do you like zayn so much he's just a person?

are you ready for this because i dont think you are. okay so about two years ago my depression was really bad. [and it hasn’t gotten any better aha amazing] and it was and still is to the point where suicide was my main option, and plans were made. i heard wmyb, but tbh, i thought it was dumb. anything that made anyone happy to me was stupid and a waste of time. i just hate/d life. and one day i heard the release to one thing. i heard it was one direction, so i gave it another try because idk everyone was making such a fuss about them. and i started to cry??? i was like okay i really like them, but i was so confused because i was actually feeling happy inside for once. so that night i reasearched them, all of their stories and backgrounds, the x factor uk, everything. i listened to everything and watched every youtube video possible, i got obsessed. im pretty sure every fan went through that lmao. but zayn stood out. i specifically liked him. the day i was planning to end my life, i was just totally at my all time low. my friend was unaware about it, but she came over that day and showed me zayn’s youtube video dance with ant and danny. i fucking cried omfg it was beautiful. but my life had been shit. my sister had been in jail multiple times, her being dragged out screaming my name to help her as the cop cars drive away, getting phone calls during class from a jail, telling me my sister was locked up, again. my dad had been cheating on my mom, meanwhile i just found out recently he’s a pill head and an alcoholic. my mom had cancer. my sister was into every bad drug out there, my life was shit, me trying to hold this whole family together. being 15 at the time was really hard. my best friend OD’d and died, i had no one. i got bullied hardcore. nobody liked me, and i was neglected. i almost got taken away. but something made me hold on? it was just zayn. i wasnt sure why, but he made me feel good. so i didnt kill myself. it sounds crazy but yeah, that one thing can really make someone hold on if it’s powerful enough. i’m still facing my depression, and anxiety, and now i’m being checked for adhd. and suicide is creeping into my mind recently. i have an eye problem, when i literally can’t read easily at all. my eyes can’t concentrate that way. i have what the doctor explained to me as “eye dyslexia”, i just cant do it. i’m in every slower paced class in my school and it sucks. i try so hard to do well and make others proud, but i can barely get a D on a test i study three weeks for. i relapsed cutting the day before my one direction concert, all over my fucking arm. my eatind disorder is screaming at me everytime i walk past a mirror. i’m so fat but my parents are making me eat and its pissing me the fuck off. im on suicide close watch now. and my life fucking sucks. i just want to meet zayn. and thank him, for keeping me alive this far. i still cry because zayn doesnt know me. but if i didnt know him, i wouldnt know you guys. because i would be dead. but zayn makes me want to live. its the fucking music. you probably dont understand this, but zayn is the only reason im here, and i want to thank him. but nobody understands. hes more than just a beautiful face to me, hes my life. and im really sorry you read all of that if anyone did. a lot of people laugh at me, when i say i love him. but you don’t realize that when someone saves your life, theres this emotional connection you now have with them, whether its mutual or not, and it’s so strong, you can’t just let go. what do i love bout him? when you love someone, you don’t just love one little thing, its everything about them. every thing they do. you just don’t lose hope in them, no matter the rumors you hear, actions they do, anything, you’re stuck. he saved my life. he is the reason i’m here.  from the way he crinkles his nose when he laughs to his bad boy image acting like a hardass meanwhile he’s in a pop boyband. and i will spend the rest of my life thanking him. all i want to do is meet him, let him know. so when people ask “why do you love him, you don’t even know the real him.!” you could be right. but all i know is the loving boy i see, whos so dedicated to music, he has a passion to helping people. all of the charity work he does that goes un recognized, how he devotes his life to his family giving back, his friends, and his fans, i feel like i do personally know him. although i may know jack shit about him. he’s the reason i’m here, so ill be right here, right beside him. through everything. forever. zayns special because of his little quirks, his interests, how he seems so hard on the outside but when you know him you see he’s soft and loving, and loves art and i just get so infatuated with him. when he’s happy i’m happy. and he’s just an amazing guy. and if you can’t see that, i’m really sorry for you.