You lived a life much different than any other married couple on the planet, it was full of action and mystery. But the only mystery that was unsolved was your marriage. Stuck in the boring routine of the lifeless marriage the both of you were caught in, Tony and Steve make plans to get the two of you back together - with the help of Bruce Banner. You had three weeks, and each session you noticed a change in your love life. But things could get far more messy than the both of you intended.
Notes: Bucky x Wife!Reader, Tension. Part two will be posted tonight. Let me know what you think! I would very much appreciate it! :)
“… Did you know you still give me boners?” Yuri asks seriously. Otabek is startled into an incredulous snort. “Don’t laugh, you asshole! It’s tragic and inconvenient and probably going to last until we’re old and can’t get it up anymore.”
“I’m touched,” Otabek replies tonelessly. “You have such a way with words.”
“Yeah, I know.” Yuri grins, all sharp teeth. “Feel free to swoon a little closer into my arms. And on top of my crotch?”
“Fuck off.” Yuri can hear Otabek’s grudging smile, even with his back turned.
This is honestly such a wonderful fic, anything by her is incredible but this is the fic that really shoved me down the Otayuri rabbit hole
Yuri Plisetsky’s life gets thrown out of order when a hot neighbor moves in next door. Unfortunately for Yuri, his new neighbor also happens to be a serial killer. Yuri is convinced he is going to be the next victim. So, there’s that.
This fic is literally hilarious it made me smile so wide my face hurt so if you need a good laugh (in the best possible way) it’s amazing!
These won’t be the last tears he sheds over Victor Nikiforov, but he has hit a point where they stop and leave him numb and dazed.
“He…that was my first kiss,” Yuuri whispers, staring down at his open palms on his lap helplessly.
Yurio makes a noise like he’s just been punched in the gut, and he growls something in Russian that Yuuri doesn’t bother translating. He only looks up when Yurio squats in front of him, firmly and unapologetically taking hold of Yuuri’s empty hands with his own, intense blue-green eyes staring at him.
“You deserve better than him.”
UMMM HONESTLY AMAZING AND HEARTBREAKING AND EVERYTHING ALL IN ONE I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS OVER THIS FIC???
Ever since the coffee shop incident, Otabek personally sends Yuri every single one of his snaps, which are literally all the same three things: Otabek at the gym in a sleeveless shirt, Otabek on a run in a sleeveless shirt, Otabek in his bed in a sleeveless shirt, and JESUS CHRIST, does this guy own anything else?
Or, Otabek is a fuckboy and Yuri can’t deal.
Fuckboy Otabek, need I say more? This fic is incredibly hilarious i got my entire life throughout the entire thing
Since childhood, JJ had told his soulmate everything about his life. JJ’s soulmate on the other hand was not one for sharing. They turned down all of JJ’s offers to meet up. But JJ knew they still cared and that they would meet eventually. He didn’t know that “eventually” would be at the Grand Prix Final.
Soulmate AU where whatever you write on your skin shows up on your soulmate’s.
THIS WHOLE FIC IS REALLY CUTE AND THE ENDING IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH
I've only heard of Game Theory in passing, and I'm curious as to what makes you dislike them so much? If you have the time and energy and explain, that is.
luckily i am currently stuck in bed with chicken pox at age 18 so i have time to rant about why i actually hate game theory 👍 tho to clarify 1) i only hate matpat i have never watched any of the other stuff on his channel 2) ITS ALL IN GOOD FUN, i only hate him because of his awful theorising about video games, it’s not like he’s done anything terrible
in short… matpat is the king of cherry picking information to make himself seem smart, and then acting like he’s god’s gift for doing so and sitting pretty in front of his hoards of fans who dont know better. i don’t hate him as a person (well… not really but i’ll get to that), but i hate the way he makes theories in which he:
1) CONSTANTLY cherry picks information in order to make a theory seem viable; this one makes me SO FRUSTRATED because it causes so many people to blindly believe him when they’re often really easily disproved. for example, i can disprove this one just by looking at it:
no, because TP link is directly descended from child timeline OOT link, so unless he somehow had a baby before the age of 10…. link did not die and is not dead in MM. the end. but matpat happily strolls right past this very easily accessible information in favour of a Wow So Edgy And Shocking video topic. and in another more recent case:
matthewpatthew holds phoenix to US laws in this video without addressing the fact that aa universe follows japanese (or at least, similar) law. not to mention, half the points he makes are disproved by the evidence law revealed in rise from the ashes anyway! disproving the whole theory! you couldve just said he trespasses and breaks into people’s safes matthew!
while i have less of a problem with his older videos and dont hold them to as high a standard, these days he has a HUGE audience and to constantly feed them with misinformation from his high horse just REALLY rubs me up the wrong way.
2) almost all of his theories that arent just fun science ones (like how fast is sonic, would the hookshot kill you in real life etc etc; these are all in good fun and dont really MATTER if they’re not entirely accurate as long as they make a good video in my opinion) particularly his newer ones fall into the WOW SO EDGY AND ALTERNATIVE SO EDGY YOUR FAVE IS EVIL bracket of theorising. bc of his huge influence these dumb theories get accepted on a surprisingly large scale! it reminds me of edgy anti-romantic shakespeare critics lmao. wow wilson knight just put out a video! whaaat? hamlet is evil and also not human and so is horatio whaaaaaat? cant u just see that happening. i cant believe game theory is the 21C equivalent of New Criticism. idk what tangent i just went on but u feel me
3) his ATTITUDE. i really wouldnt have so much of a problem with this if he was a) less popular b) actually did follow his own motto of this all just being silly and fun. but i swear he thinks he is some kind of intellectual blessing from the heavens! his theories are almost always incredibly weak in my opinion but he acts as though he’s found the cure to cancer with some of them and UGHHFBGJSG it just really rubs me up the wrong way. he just really annoys me as a person my dude!
4) the whole sans is ness fiasco
5) the whole pope and undertale fiaso
but i also find hating him pretty funny and its just an ongoing joke, so dont take this too seriously :’^) if you do like his theories then more for you, but there are some much much better theorists out there who actually look at all the facts rather than whatever matpat does (and are just less obnoxious in general)
i’d like to contribute to the fandom more than with a pads story so here’s my stupid doodles when i dont know what to do. i’d like to thank brogitsune for the rules of banging in the glade, which inspired the third panel
Episode: Beside Still Water
~ I have ice cream and sweet tea I am ready
~ I knew the bastard wasn’t dead yet
~ That’s a dragon. He said mother and then a dragon came from a huge hole.
~ Maia ain’t having any of this shit and I love it
~ The four of them running to an enemy together is everything
~ I really like dragons
~ Alec “I got this” Lightwood and his bow is my aesthetic
~ I love the Seelie appearance so much. They’re so beautiful. And their land. It’s amazing.
~ I know they’re bad demons, but they’re so cool
~ I just want Alec and Magnus to make up already, but I know this could help their relationship in the long run and advance their character development but it’s so stressful to watch them be tense around each other
~ Oh no Luke’s never gonna find her and they’ll both be lost in the Wonder Woods and everything is bad
~ “Greatest enemy” it’s funny how the shadowhunters greatest enemy is a shadowhunter
~ I love it when it’s brought to attention that Magnus is the high warlock of Brooklyn
~ Beautiful scene. Truly beautiful.
~ Nevermind, Luke found Maia.
~ I would’ve kept the axe
~ Jace is getting stabbed a lot
~ They have angel blood of Clary can’t heal him I’m going to be pissed as fuck
~ Oh wait I remember this from the books. I’m good nvm. -spoilers- Jace will be fine.
~ By the angel, literally
~ Jace is back after a good ten minutes. That would’ve been one hell of a cliff hanger for those that didn’t read the books though
~ Bullshit you don’t know. Why not just tell them the angel was raised? Literally nothing would go wrong by saying so. Fucking Clace and their secrets.
~ They all look so happy
~ If Raphael isn’t here I’m gonna be pissed I love him
~ Look, the Saphael shipper within me really likes Simon going to the DuMort because Rapheal asked
~ THEY’RE MAKING UP KISS YESSSSS IM SCREAMING DONT JUDGE ME MALEC IS BACK AND IM EXCITED EVERYTHING IS SO MUCH BETTER AND THEYRE HAPPY WHICH IS AMAZING
~ Now I’m angry Simon went to the Seelie Queen instead of Raphael. I feel cheated and lied to.
~ I don’t know who this woman is but she seems like she looks cool and I’m excited for her presence even though it may bring bad times
May I ask what's the significance of the black Iron Man armour? You mentioned it a few times but I dont follow the comic closely enought to know its meaning.
The black and yellow armor is used in the Iron Man now! series (Iron Man Vol 5). I have not read that one, to be honest, so I’m not sure if there’s a particular significance to those comics. I just think it looks AMAZING.
Also, I think, in terms of the MCU, a change in colors would show a drastic change in the ethos of Tony Star, which I think would fit in well with CACW.
Regardless, I think this is a great question, but someone like @knightinironarmor may be better at answering ;).