i dont know what this is i'm sorry

Shiro has gluten allergies.
  • Paladins: * at a donut shop *
  • Lance: I'll take this chocolate one and that sprinkled one.
  • Pidge: * nudges lance * make sure to get jelly filled.
  • Hunk: * pokes lance * make sure to ask for glazed, too.
  • Lance: Did you hear that, pretty lady? * winks and tooth shine *
  • Cashier: * blush * Yeap! Sure did!.
  • Keith: * looks at Shiro * Hey Shiro. You okay..?
  • Shiro: Yeah.. Its just..
  • Keith: * cocks his head *
  • Shiro: I'm... Allergic.
  • Keith: You're allergic to donuts?
  • Shiro: I'm allergic to flour.. I didn't want to soil your fun here because of my allergies... So.. I didn't say anything.
  • Keith: Shiro.. You should tell us if you're allergic or not..
  • Shiro: I know.. I'm sorry..
  • Keith: Stop apologizing! You did nothing wrong.
  • Shiro: I know.. * fights back the "I'm sorry*
  • Keith: * spots a rice crispie near the cash register * hey.. Can you eat that?
  • Shiro: What? * looks at the rice crispie * Oh... Umm.. Yes.. * fighting back his excitement *
  • Keith: Ill get you that.
  • Shiro: You dont have to...
  • Keith: * goes to buy it *
  • Shiro: He is so sweet.. * smiles *
  • me: fuck im so ANGRY!! why does everyone have to PISS me off i dont DESERVE THIS
  • me two minutes later: -through wads of tissues- o-oh my god i'm sorry i dont know what came over me -sobs- im sorry i didn't mean to get so angry im SORRY
  • me another two minutes later: -skateboards in- whats up my guys i brought goldfish and hot dogs. let's watch clickbait
  • You: goro akechi is a terrible irredeemable character and you're horrible for liking him!
  • Me, an intellectual: Goro Akechi is an incredibly complex character who has had to put up with a lifetime of abuse and made some extremely bad, reckless decisions in his life that I doubt anyone approves of. He has an obsession with praise and acknowledgement that lead him to working with Shidou and ended up getting himself trapped there for two and a half years. There is evidence to suggest that he was heavily mentally ill and regretted his actions, especially after he found out that he could steal hearts instead of killing people. He did not have someone to guide him like the Thieves had Morgana. Yes, he is a perpetrator and I am not denying that, but he is also a victim as well who was blinded by his own selfishness, and was played by every side (Shidou, the Thieves, and Yaldabaoth all used him as a pawn) and, after some coercion, near-willingly payed the price. He's a warning, an example of what the Thieves could have been and he is my favorite character due to the complexity of his character and role in the plot, flaws and all.
  • You: ...
  • You: i can't read suddenly i dont know
Sorry?
  • Harry: Did you eat the last biscuit?
  • Draco: What do you mean?
  • Harry: I mean there's an empty box of biscuits in the cupboard. Why would you put the box back when it's empty? That's just mean!
  • Draco: We both know it's a cruel world.
  • Harry: Ugh, Draco! You know these are my favourite!
  • Draco: Is it too late now to say I'm kinda sorry?
  • Harry:
  • Harry: Are you quoting Justin Bieber to me? Incorrectly?

Tatiana Maslany really is everyone! 

sorryidkeither  asked:

Warren + stomach kiss (and I'm sorry you're not having a good day, sending a virtual hug!)

a/n: whoops i dont rlly know what i was doing and the ending kinda sucks but whatever

@brownvalerie @rax-writes @kurtwxgners @alexsunmners @harringtonmaximoff @gcneral-organa @professorbaldy @skywalkingdixon

You never thought he’d be one for affection with the way he acts. 

You’re sitting next to him, his wings tucked neatly behind his back, occasionally twitching as he sniffs or flips to the next page of the textbook that he reluctantly reads at your request. It’s funny to see him try to look so small and neat, like he tries to blend in with what your room looks like. The only reason why it’s even clean is because he was here to help you with a project that he was going to blow off until you told him you’d finally say yes to a date with him.

He looks cute and somewhat unreal as he sits there. You don’t think you’d ever seen him sit so still. Warren always wanted to be out doing something, whether it be because he needed to keep himself busy or that it was just in his nature to want to be free.

You set your book down with a huff, watching him glance up at you over the edge of the textbook.

“Ready to do something actually fun?”

“No, Warren. I can’t just not do this. This is a big part of my grade and you’re gonna help me finish it if you want that date.”

He groans, sinking onto his back, wiggling just a bit to get his wings into a comfortable position. Warren had tried to keep himself on track, not letting you distract him even though it was very, very easy for him to let his mind drift when he saw you.

“Five minute break?” You suggest when you see him sing onto the bed, you following closely and sighing.

There’s a moment of silence that follows and it’s suffocating. You know in your heart that you really like him more than you let on. Maybe it’s unfair to the both of you to pretend like that, he’s told you that he likes you, that he wants to try something with you even though he’s got a hard shell.

Warren wears this exterior so well, the one that’s like a shell of steel that protects him from the outside world. It keeps him from having to face the world head on, protects him from being hurt and burned over and over again. 

It’s weird knowing that it cracks because of you and he wants to let you in, he really does but it’s instinct at this point to repair the cracks as quickly as possible. An act of self-preservation.

You know what he’s been through and you would never blame him for building up that shell.

Warren furrows his brow when he hears the bed creak and you moving down and lying between his legs, head resting on his stomach. 

“What are you doing?”

“It’s… incentive for you to finish this project.” It comes out more of a question than anything. 

He raises a brow at you and wriggles when you push up his shirt. You burn red when you see the little piece of him exposed. You knew that he was in shape but never knew the extent of it. 

You press a few gently kisses along the lines on his stomach, lips brushing over a few scars that littered his skin. It’s a different feeling. There’s nothing sexual about it, an act of affection with pure intentions, well, mostly pure anyway.

Warren is frozen for a moment, not used to this softness that came with an act that usually lead to something more. He tries not to focus on the way your lips feel against his skin, soft and gentle and damn it, this was not helping at all. He couldn’t just push that feeling away.

Grinning when he lets out a moan and tries to grab at your hair, you pull away from him. “Come on, let’s get a move on and we can do more than that.”

anonymous asked:

I'm going on 14 and I've never had a boyfriend and boys tell me they like me but as a joke and all my friends have dated someone and I dont know what I'm doing wrong

you’re 14. you’re not doing anything wrong. first, fuck those guys who tell you they like you as a joke thats so messed up & im sorry thats happening 2 you. second, you dont have to worry about not having a boyfriend at 14. boyfriends are overrated. enjoy being 14. dont worry about boys.

NO OKAY SERIOUSLY WHAT IS UP WITH AMERICA

you can be in seattle where is 9am aND IN MIAMI ITS FUCKING 12PM?? it would literally take you 48 HOURS, (THATS TWO FULL DAYS) to travel the 2,735 miles between those two states. an d youRe in the sSAME fUCking coUNtrY what tEh fCUk

BUT LIKE WHAT EVEN ARE STATES?? WHO MADE THEM UP?? 

TEXAS IS LITERALLY BIGGER THAN THE WHOLE OF THE UK

but they’re not even coUntrY tIme zoNEs??? m8 u can be in omaha ne and in columbus ne its fucking 1 hour ahead of you THEY’RE BOTH IN THE SAME STATE???WH AT?/? 

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HAWAII

‘we were unable to calculate the route and time by road’ you know fucking why? bECAUsE tHERE ISNTT A FUCKING ROAD. HAWAII IS LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN WHAT TH E FU CK AMERICA WHAT THE FUKC

hey guys. i really hate doing this but i’m in a pretty tough situation rn. i was just kicked out of my house and i have nowhere to go. i have very little money and i had to quit my job so i have no steady pay cheque. i feel so bad for doing this but i am just at a loss rn.

if any of you have anything to spare, would you please consider donating it to my paypal? even if you don’t have anything, (pls don’t donate unless you have stuff to spare!! i dont wanna take money u need from you) would you just consider reblogging this to spread the word? i’m so sorry to be doing this & thank you to everyone who chips in

paypal.me/rachelbrew (my paypal)

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: no but why the fuck do people even say 'he or she' when they could just say 'they' like i get the fact that a lot of people dont know about using non-binary pronouns but 'they' is literally one word?? its so much easier to say?? why would you put yourself through the unnecessary hassle of an extra two words when theres the option to not and also save a lot of people from dysphoria?? idk maybe im just lazy man but come oN

anonymous asked:

I'm super sorry to bother you but I'm looking for a soulmate AU fic. I don't think its the ones on your master-list but it's about Viktor and Yuuri being each others soulmates but they dont know it. And they communicate by writing on skin. & then they have sex and Yuuri feels really bad because Viktor isn't his soulmate so he calls his soulmate and his soulmate tells him he fell in love with someone else. I read it in November and didnt think to save it. Do you know what this is called?

I thought it was Unwritten, but someone said it wasn’t! Anyone know?

Consider: Confused pining Michael

• Like when Jeremy first realises he has a crush on Christine he goes straight to Michael cause he’s freaking out going “OMG MIKE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO DOES SHE EVEN KNOW I EXIST H O W IM JUSTM E WHAT DO I DO”
• Michael tries to give him advice, like the true best friend he is, but finds that he can’t seem to shake off this feeling in his gut
• He’s starts telling Jeremy how amazing he is and how he could totally win over a girl like Christine but the compliments are coming out so easily he’s like “??? Why do I know this”
• He starts talking about his horrible fashion sense but how it suits him anyway and his awkward yet sweet charm which could totally whoo any lady he came across and it just goes on and in until Jeremy has to convince Michael to CHILL
• Doesn’t stop him from adding to the list in his head though ;)
• By the time Jeremy has finished and gone home to sleep Michael has managed to reach no. 57 on ‘My best friend is the best date him’ list
• He tries not to let it bother him and just goes to sleep himself
• BUT IT JUST KEEPS GE T TING W O R S E
• A few days later Jeremy tries talking to Christine and asks Michael to help be the ultimate wingman and be on the lookout for any possible interferences in the area or some paranoid shit Jeremy came up with
• But for some reason Michael just doesn’t want it to happen
• He watches his best friend awkwardly wait for Christine at lunch in the background and THAT FEELING IN HIS GUT IS BACK AGAIN
• It’s like a warning light signalling that he should probably be doing something to stop this
• That night he lies awake thinking of all the things that could have happened if Jeremy had actually managed to talk to Christine (he chickened out)
• He starts adding to the list again but this time it’s little things like the way Jeremy sometimes sticks his tongue out during a really hard boss fight or the fact that he plays with this one spot on the back of this neck when he gets nervous
• Michael still doesn’t understand what this is about but he learns to roll with it
• And so there’s Michael, for god knows how long, suffering in silence while he lets his best friend unintentionally slowly kill him
• It’s not until the events of the musical when Michael finally realised what the fluff is going on
• He remembers seeing the ‘boyf’ on Jeremy’s backpack and knowing exactly what Rich had done
• He tries his best to cover his embarrassment over the subject by distracting Jeremy with some news he saw on the discovery channel during his late night binges
• But OF C O U R S E Miss Canigula (don’t get me wrong I love Christine) has to show up and ruin his little talk
• Jeremy gets completely distracted and starts rambling on about how he’s finally going to do it, how he’s going to sign up for the play and talk to Christine
• Michael watches as his best friend slowly walks over to the poster on the wall, grabbing the pen
• The images of him and Christine flood his mind; her laughing at his jokes, his awkward flirting that she thinks is cute, the two of them practicing their lines together after school, Jeremy confessing his love to her, Christine accepting with delight
• Then it hit him. Like a ton of bricks being hurtled towards him
• That feeling in his gut
• It was jealously

the walking dead characters as tv show quotes
  • rick: we arrested a woman today because we are feminists
  • michonne: what kind of woman doesn't have an axe?
  • carl: dad, can i give you some tough love? i think youre insane
  • daryl: hey i was never happy, i was just less pissed off
  • jesus: i wanna be wined, and dined, and 69ed.
  • carol: i guess i've been taking it pretty hard, and i'm sorry i disrupted the class and killed everyone.
  • maggie: everybody should listen to me, all the time, about everything
  • glenn: im hopeless and awkward and desperate for love
  • beth: i once saw a zebra named gavin give birth at the zoo and i cried hysterically.
  • hershel: I didn't lose a leg in Vietnam to serve hotdogs to teenagers
  • sasha: my soap opera name is shinaynay martin luther king boulevard... boy, i've got to get some black friends.
  • tyresse: hey i just came out here to see what you were doing, and maybe stop you
  • rosita: i'm sorry i called you a pain in the ass. i'm angry and i love you.
  • abraham: i'm not saying i'm superman, but let me just put it this way...if i were to be shot in the head, i'm pretty sure i'd be fine. i almost welcome it.
  • tara: man up? sexist.
  • eugene: you know, im just staying positive but im pretty sure that this is where we die
  • aaron: at least i dont look like a lumberjack
  • ezekiel: Where Zen ends, ass kicking begins
  • morgan: Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other
  • shane: Hey, hey. Now there's only two people horribly dead here, that's an acceptable loss.
  • lori: ooh, someone's in trouble. it's me. i don't know why i did that.
  • t-dog: my funeral is my time to shine
  • negan: is it possible to be sexually attracted to an object?
  • governor: nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses...second only to the neck.
  • merle: drinking to forget? that's my sweet spot
  • andrea: it was a joke. i was insulting him. you know, flirting.