me normally: its cool, characters with no explicit mention of their gender or sexuality can be headcanoned any way you want, just don’t be mean to other people about their headcanons and everyone can play this awesome game and relate to these characters :)
me after seeing this shit: actually you know what fuck you Blanche is totally agender now, Candela is a trans woman and her and Blanche are FUCKING MARRIED and Sporky my son is a bisexual trans boy FUCKING F I G H T M E
Ok at this point we all know there’s probably not going to be any companion comments in Nuka world, but oh my god, can you imagine Danse with his typical commentary in a theme park? A constant mix of awe at the pre-war culture and lifestyle that included expensive days out to places like this and disappointment at the amount of wasted power/water/time that was used in keeping the place operational. It’s bad enough taking him to a shopping center where he complains about the fountains, the escalators, humanities ‘laziness’ etc, but gosh he’d have plenty to say about wasted water with log flumes and ‘pointless noise-making machinery’. All I’m saying is that if Bethesda don’t add any companion comments, they’ve literally missed such a great opportunity here.
“What’s the point of these small horses going round in a circle?”
re: your tags (which thank you) i think a large part of the reason they gave him the job at the asylum was because they a) didnt think anyone white would take the job and b) knew it would be hard for him to find elsewhere so it would be easy to exploit his knowhow if they ever needed to, and i think he even said they let him do whatever with the patients and dont ask questions because theyre probably going to be killed anyway so bedlum doesnt care, so it had little to do with how smart he was
oh shit, it was bedlum, i forgot!! but yeah, exactly!!! i think the problem i’m having a hard time wrapping my head around here is the hospital’s investment in him?? like, they clearly dislike him (to put it mildly) but they hire him anyway. he’s not really providing any crucial service to the hospital (his patients are hanging out in what amounts to a medieval era prison, and i know they won’t give him funds enough to improve their quality of life even a modicum, and they’re most likely going to be killed anyway, as you said). he’s given free reign and they don’t really demand anything of him, it seems like??? if anything, it seems like an opportunity for the medical and, to an extent, the academic community, to control him?? like, they put him in a hole and he doesn’t have much opportunity to reach out, and i question the likelihood of him ever being able to publish his findings and gaining notoriety once he made any sort of breakthrough ‘cause it would likely have to go through his employers first, right??? so maybe that’s what i’m trying to get at, is that they appear to be controlling him or silencing him (again, because of race) so he must have something significant to back him up, or else they wouldn’t have bothered?
A handy dandy guide for destroying these children. Featuring emotes.
Onoda Sakamichi 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》
Who wins? Nobody
Oh my god. Oh my god? Why would you even consider this. This child is a little ball of sunshine, just what is wrong with you? All he’s ever wanted to do was have friends and watch anime. Onoda has never wronged you. He would never wrong anyone. I hope he bikes over your toes. Him and every other person in this show. Shame on you.
Imaizumi Shuunsuke (・-・。)
Who wins? You
Do it. Fight Imaizumi. Sure, he may be tall, but the kid has never been in a fight in his life. The worst he could do is stab you with his chin. Fight Imaizumi. Make him cry. He’ll enjoy it, anyway. Win - Win.
Naruko Shoukichi ೕ(•̀ㅂ•́ )
Who wins? You
Don’t know why you’d want to fight him either, but sure, go for it. He’s literally a chihuahua with a bad dye job. He’s got nothing on you. He’ll run away after the first punch, though. You’ll feel bad if you chase after him, so it’s probably not worth it. If he does stick around, though, just dodge until he gets tired. Then you can tuck him in before bedtime.
Kinjou Shingo （￣ー￣）
Who wins? Kinjou
Have you seen this man. Honestly, have you? He is over 6 feet of pure muscle. You can’t defeat him. Don’t even try. If he even looks at you you’ll spontaneously combust (or at least that’s what the rumors say…). Don’t fight daddy darkmeat. You will die.
Makishima Yuusuke (ﾟ⊿ﾟ)
Who wins? Makishima
He will use his sharp edges to his advantage. He is 90% angle, he will cut you in every place imaginable and look bored while doing it. Don’t fight Makishima. Makishima is a real life tetrahedron. You’ll come out looking like you had a battle with a paper shredder. A paper shredder covered in vomit. Don’t do it.
Tadokoro Jin (`(エ)´)
Who wins? Nobody
Even though he seems daunting, Tadokoro is not much of a challenge, at all. He has zero weak spots. Anywhere you aim will yield no result. He will just watch you tire yourself out as you punch wildly until you pass out. Then he’ll wake you up and you’ll have lunch together. So fight him. He will be your friend. Bless this man.
Teshima Junta (つ≧▽≦)つ
Who will win? You
Please fight Teshima. 1st Inter-High Teshima at least. He’s kind of a dick. Knock him around I guess, he might cry, but not in the good, Imaizumi way. You might feel bad, but don’t. Destroy him, if you must. Just don’t touch his hair. It would be a crime to hurt that. This is your only warning.
Aoyagi Hajime ⊂(・ヮ・⊂)
Who will win? Everyone but you
He’s like Onoda, but sassier. What has Aoyagi done to you? Why must you hurt him? Let him be. Besides, if you lay a finger on him, you’ll have to deal with Teshima and Tadokoro. Mad. Pray to every deity you can think of, because you will be demolished. I would pray for you but you brought that shit on yourself. RIP you.
Kanzaki Miki: She will destroy you. behind those eyes lies a power unbeknownst to man. DO not tempt her. SHe has seen hell and she is ready to unleash it upon you. Satan in a visor and pleated miniskirt, believe me.
Sugimoto Terufumi: This child will break into tears if you even look at him wrong. Don’t fight him. You’ll just feel awkward and sad. Like his whole existence. And you don’t deserve that.
Mr. Pierre: Don’t fight him. This man is Kinjou to the max. The cruelty behind his bucket hats and polo shirts is making me shiver. Don’t do it. Who knows what will happen to you.
Kanzaki Tooji: Look at his knee. Look in those eyes. Don’t fight him. He’s just trying to make a living as the Big Brother Character. Ask him out on a date instead.
Tachibana Aya: Fight her, sure. Word on the street is that she does Judo or some shit, so you’ll be in for a surprise. She’s like a pinata. Bust her open and see what she’s made up of. Or don’t because she’s like, 14 and you’ll feel bad.
Lavi paced back and forth outside the school corridor in his best red shirt and black skinny jeans, his hair actually tamed considerably well for once. In his hand he held a single white rose with the most delicate yet beautiful petals. All around people were pausing on the well manicured lawns to look at the redhead curiously and wonder what he was up to, the boy looking so nice and slightly like he was falling apart at the same time.
To be honest, Lavi had all of a sudden jumped with the idea of asking Allen to prom. Unfortunately, the redhead couldn’t get himself to ask his best friend every time he tried due to fear of rejection. Though here he was, the day before prom, preparing to ask the person he’s had a crush on for a while now to go with him. Someone he didn’t even know if they’d be okay with it let alone say yes.
Just as he was about to chicken out for the millionth time and leave he saw the white haired boy bounding down the steps of the school. It was far too late to turn away now, Allen was already on his way over. Lavi quickly hid the rose behind his back and plastered on his ‘I’m trying not to pee myself out of nervousness’ smile that honestly just looked extremely suspicious.
OK i’m gonna address this right now because i’m so sick of people saying that “shinoa’s character is getting ruined by her love interest with yuu! its underdeveloped and sudden!”
YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND SHINOA AT ALL. SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT LOVE IS! SHE HAS NEVER FELT LOVED OR CARED FOR IN HER LIFE! IMAGINE THE KIND OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT SHE COULD HAVE BEcAUSE OF HER DEVELOPING FEELINGS FOR YUU
oh my god im so sick of his argument. and what the HELL of course its underdeveloped atm - the manga is still ongoing and their relationship hasn’t reached its peak yet?!?! and how can you say its sudden when they’ve been together since chapter 2? when shinoa doesn’t understand feelings and fumbles around clumsily with the idea that OH THIS IS WHAT LOVE IS????
shinoa has potential to gro w BECAUSE of her feelings for yuu. don’t sentence a female characters importance to death just because she may or may not fall in love oh my god