i dont know waht that means but

oh okay i get it. just cause im a pisces i wanna go to a fuckng aquarium. fuck you, i dont want to go to a fucking aquarium for a date. who the fuck wrote this shit list im going to kick your ass. you think just cause my sign is two stupid fucking fish that i wanna see a bunch of other stupid fuckng fishes dying and breathing in poopwater in big glass cages no fuck you. no i dont wanna do that. why scorpio and taurus and gemini get all this fun shit but i gotta be a fuckin fish stuck in fish hell. u know waht im just gonna come out and say it: i ahte swimming. i hate swimming. i havent liked swimming ever and the fact that im a ppisces mean every1 gonna assume i like 2 swim but u know what. i dont like to swim. im so sick of all this water shit from these zodiacs i mean god damn in the pokemon one which type is pisces gonna be ITS WATER DID U THINK IT WOULDNT BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN FUCKIGN WATER of course its water i didnt even have 2 look at that goddam fuckin pokemon one cause i knew pisces was gonna be shitty water. why is pisces the one thats always water anyways. aquarius was water IN THE name (aqua) and that spanish for water so why the fuck isnt aquarius the sign thats in water hell why it gotta be me. fuck this shit whoever made this shitty date shit fuck u im never going to an aquarium again


oh okay i get it. just cause im a pisces i wanna go to a fuckng aquarium. fuck you, i dont want to go to a fucking aquarium for a date. who the fuck wrote this shit list im going to kick your ass. you think just cause my sign is two stupid fucking fish that i wanna see a bunch of other stupid fuckng fishes dying and breathing in poopwater in big glass cages no fuck you. no i dont wanna do that. why scorpio and taurus and gemini get all this fun shit but i gotta be a fuckin fish stuck in fish hell. u know waht im just gonna come out and say it: i ahte swimming. i hate swimming. i havent liked swimming ever and the fact that im a ppisces mean every1 gonna assume i like 2 swim but u know what. i dont like to swim. im so sick of all this water shit from these zodiacs i mean god damn in the pokemon one which type is pisces gonna be ITS WATER DID U THINK IT WOULDNT BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN FUCKIGN WATER of course its water i didnt even have 2 look at that goddam fuckin pokemon one cause i knew pisces was gonna be shitty water. why is pisces the one thats always water anyways. aquarius was water IN THE name (aqua) and that spanish for water so why the fuck isnt aquarius the sign thats in water hell why it gotta be me. fuck this shit whoever made this shitty date shit fuck u im never going to an aquarium again

Sent     21:39
Merry Christmas.

Received     21:42
Sorry, yuo’ve got the wrong number.

Sent     21:42
I’m not so sure about that. Who are you?

Received     21:45
No on e. not whoever youre trying to
rreach.

Sent     21:46
I’m sure you must be someone. And how do
you know you’re not the one I’m looking for?

Received     21:51
ebcause no one is loooking for me

Sent     21:52
I wouldn’t be so certain of that.

Received     21:55
is thi s mycroft

Sent     21:56
What the hell kind of a name is Mycroft?

Received     21:59
a stupido ne

Sent     21:59
On that we are agreed.

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#324: Green-Eyed Monster
  • Niall: He’d made his way over to you, dodging the closely pressed bodies until he was right beside you with a slanted grin. “Hey babe.” He leaned in to press his lips to yours, letting them linger a bit. He pulled back, taking his lower lip between his teeth, “Whose yer friend?” He asked with a raised brow motioning with his chin to the guy stood beside you. “Oh this is Caleb…we used to go t school together.” You smiled letting your eyes trail between the two. “Well what’s up man I'm Niall…[Y/N]’s boyfriend.” He smirked shaking the outstretched hand that was offered before circling his arm around you. It was happening, Niall was jealous and it was quite apparent. His fingers spread out over your hip while he pulled you in closer to him. He’d seen it, you and Caleb chatting it up, laughing over unforgotten incidents that occurred years. You glanced up at him with a knowing look, and he scoffed, before turning his attention back to Caleb. “What was it you two were talking about before I rudely interrupted?”
  • Louis: “Are you jealous?” You teased with a quirked brow, a giggle slipping past your lips as he rolled his eyes before dropping his arm around your shoulders. “Me? Jealous?” He scoffed leading you closer to the exit of the party. “Is there a reason for me to be jealous [Y/N]?” He retorted and you shook your head with a grin circling your arm around his waist. “No of course not Lou.” You giggled, beaming up at him and he couldn’t push back the smile that was taking over his lips. Once a few blocks away from the party he cleared his throat, “Who was he anyway?” He peered down at you, quickly darting his tongue out to run over his lips and you shrugged your shoulders with a slight upturn to your lips. “You know just an old friend of mine.” You muttered, looking up at him through your lashes as his brows knitted together slightly. You held it together for a minute before giggling, “You’re so jealous.” You said between your laughter, giving his side a quick squeeze, “That was my cousin actually. I was gonna introduce you two but he needed to get going.”
  • Liam: He rolled his eyes as another giggle made it pass your lips after your phone buzzed in your hand, “Am I not entertaining enough for you?” He asked with a raised brow. You turned away from your phone, eyes still trained on the message, “Huh?” You retorted and he sucked his teeth with a shake of his head. Once the message was sent you turned your questioning gaze to him, “What?” He sunk further into his seat, annoyance apparent in his posture, “Nothing, just wondering if I'm boring you or something.” He mumbled under his breath with his eyes glued to the movie on the TV. Your phone buzzed once again and he let out a sigh, “You know…‘m just gonna go.” He grumbled pushing himself up off the couch, “Hope you continue having that hilarious conversation with whomever you’re texting.” He muttered with a slight frown forming on his lips as he turned to leave. “Li…Liam c’mon don’t leave.” You hopped up from you seat to grab a hold of his hand, “It was your sister.” You said shooting him a crooked smile, “She was sending me all of these pictures of you babe.” You giggled, looking on as a hint of pink crept up his neck.
  • Zayn: “Are you jealous?” He whispered in your ear as you scowled at the girl that was once pressed up against him. You could literally feel the smirk form on his lips as he leaned in pressing his lips to your neck lightly. With a roll of your eyes you pushed at his chest, putting some needed space between the two of you. “Jealous for what?” You asked with narrowed eyes directed at him, “If you want some random pressed up against you so be it. S’not my problem.” You spat turning hot on your heels to get as far away from him as you could in this over crowded club. You didn’t get far, he caught a hold of your elbow pulling you back into his chest, “Oh but you are though.” He whispered, taking your ear lob between his teeth and biting down on it briefly, “You didn’t like seeing someone else on me yeah…I know didn’t cause I felt your eyes on me the whole time babe.” He ducked his head to trail his lips along your skin, “Was hoping you’d come over there and pull ‘er off me but no…that’s definitely not you right [Y/N]? But don’t worry yeah….wasn’t interested in ‘er. Only you.”
  • Harry: He couldn’t fight off the grin that was growing on his lips as he peered over his shoulder, catching a glimpse of you with narrowed eyes as he pulled away from yet another embrace. He had a lot of female friends, you were aware of that, but with a few drinks in you that went out of mind and all you saw was girls on him. With hands stuffed in the front pockets of his jeans he made his way back over to you with a dimpled grin, “Sorry about that.” He motioned behind him, leaning in to connect your lips softly. He looked down at your slightly grumpy expression once he pulled away with a chuckle. “Stop looking so mean. You know they’re just my friends babe.” He spoke softly with laughter still in his tone. He brought his hand up to cup your cheek, smoothing his thumb over your frowning lips. “You know you’re the only one for me yeah…it’s just you [Y/N].” He whispered before pressing his lips to yours once more.

please read through my gem tag before sending me asks pertaining to this post involving how i handled the situation/am being mean/am hating on gem or anything like that

so something really bad happened today and i need to get it out and i really don’t want to make this post but i kinda want people to see what gem (sxlveons on tumblr, formerly kawaiilwhitegirl, officialgemmifer, gemmifer, moderatelyoutrageous, and officialpancakejunketsu - her RP blog is cutiekamui and it’s where she’s most active) did over the course of a few weeks

this is kind of going to be long and it won’t seem like a big deal but i’m really upset and stressed so please bare with me because it gets worse even though at the beginning it may seem trivial

tw for rape, sexual harassment, emotional manipulation, guilt tripping

also i changed my mind you can reblog this idc anymore (i cleaned it up a bit to have more info)

edit 2/23/2016: there’s a much better callout here as this one is old now and her behavior only ever got worse (up to and including transmisogyny, stalking, more gaslighting, harassing sexual abuse victims about their abuse, and a lot more) after i initially posted it. i might clean this post up at some point due to its length and how outdated it is but for now i urge you to check the newer callouts here and this one here.

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anonymous asked:

hello! if you know, do u mind posting the scenes in the SBS version that were missing from the international version? (by posting i mean just telling us what us int viewers missed). cuz i have the raw file but i dont know waht to look for exactly and its helpful ^_^ thank you as always!

1) A thought HS has when Eun is refusing the marriage to the king

2) There is a makeup scene between Soo and So that is missing

3) HS thoughts on voice over when looking at the book of drawings that Wook gave her

4) The first night of marriage between Eun and Son Dok

5) The dinner with the Queen Jung Yo  has longer dialogues and exchanges

6) The kiss scene is shorter

A huge thanks to the amazing imposs90 for compiling this list for me

  • *reading horoscopes in the locker room*
  • Philippe: Where to take the signs on a date;
  • Aries- concert
  • Taurus- restaurant
  • Gemini- theme park
  • Cancer- hell
  • Leo- movies
  • Virgo- bookstore
  • Libra- museum
  • Scorpio- cafe
  • Sagittarius- hiking
  • Capricorn- theatre
  • Aquarius- observatory
  • Pisces- aquarium
  • Joe: Oh okay I get it. just cause im a pisces i wanna go to a fuckng aquarium. fuck you, i dont want to go to a fucking aquarium for a date. who the fuck wrote this shit list im going to kick your ass. you think just cause my sign is two stupid fucking fish that i wanna see a bunch of other stupid fuckng fishes dying and breathing in poopwater in big glass cages no fuck you. no i dont wanna do that. why scorpio and taurus and gemini get all this fun shit but i gotta be a fuckin fish stuck in fish hell. u know waht im just gonna come out and say it; i ahte swimming. i hate swimming. i havent liked swimming ever and the fact that im a ppisces mean every1 gonna assume i like 2 swim but u know what. i dont like to swim. im so sick of all this water shit from these zodiacs i mean god damn in the pokemon one which type is pisces gonna be ITS WATER DID U THINK IT WOULDNT BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN FUCKIGN WATER of course its water i didnt even have 2 look at that goddam fuckin pokemon one cause i knew pisces was gonna be shitty water. why is pisces the one thats always water anyways. aquarius was water IN THE name (aqua) and that spanish for water so why the fuck isnt aquarius the sign thats in water hell why it gotta be me. fuck this shit whoever made this shitty date shit fuck u im never going to an aquarium again.
  • Everyone: ...
  • Dejan: Okay no shade but why the fuck are you taking the cancers to hell?