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Charlie Eats Dice for Power
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Charlie Eats Dice for Power

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okay but i want a fic where the enterprise is like on the outskirts of federation space and they pick up survivors of a half-wrecked cardassian freighter and one of the refugees is sybok who totally knew the attack was coming and low key orchestrated it but thats another story because when he gets beamed aboard he and spock have a reunion and it’s very logical and all but kirk is like holy shit spock you have a brother??? why did i not know?? and spock is like you never asked and sybok takes one look at the two of them interacting and realizes how bad his baby brother has it for his captain and says wow spock way to introduce me to your t’hy’la and spock BUGS OUT and gets all flustered and kirk has never seen him act like that before and is like wait what does that mean and spock won’t tell him and practically runs away and sybok is too busy laughing and getting debriefed, and then for the rest of the mission spock won’t look at kirk and he starts to wonder what that word actually means so he keeps trying to work it out of sybok or uhura but they won’t tell him and spock avoids him like the plague, and kirk starts to get dejected because maybe he’s done something wrong, somehow offended spock or something, and sybok realizes that the human is stupid in love too, and bribes scotty to lock them in the turbolift or a supply closet or something because they’re both just idiots and they need to make out and of course scotty does it because its been painfully obvious to everyone on the ship for months that the captain and first officer are SO IN LOVE, LIKE GO FUCK ALREADY JESUS 

and then they do. in the turbolift. 

lena at the deo

winn: so this is the-
lena: *says something ridiculously smart and fancy* yeah ive been looking at it for a while
winn: and you are my new best friend
kara: hEY!
winn: don’t worry kara you’re my best alien friend!!
kara: awe! ill take it
j'onn:…
winn: you’re-you’re my best alien boss
j'onn: you know i can read your mind
winn: i-
lena: WHAT?!
j'onn: you didn’t know?
lena: noooooo…
lena *internally*: DONT THINK ABOUT KARA OMFG YOURE THINKING ABOUT NOT THINKING ABOUT KARA THIS HURTS MY HEAD
j'onn: mine too
lena: did yOU JUST?!
j'onn: no *wink*
lena: you just winked
j'onn: no i didn’t *wink*
lena: yOU-i am fine i am collected and i am going home
j'onn: have a good night and clean thoughts!
lena: *running out of the deo* OH MY GOD ENOUGH

Christmas With the SepticEgos: Headcanons

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-Anti reluctantly getting gifts for people
-The gifts end up being like a dead rat or some shit
-Or Anti genuinely surprises them and gets something good
-Chase making cookies
-Marvin scolding Anti for trying to tell Chases kids that Santa isn’t real
-Anti being forcibly shoved into a Christmas sweater
-Anti ENJOYING HIMSELF and SMILING FUR REAL
-Chase convincing Stacy to come with them so that Anti can apologize
-Anti getting super flustered when he finds out that Chase and Schneps actually got him a gift after being such a douche
T H E C H R I S T M A S C A R D
- Physically dragging Anti into the photo
-Chase SMILING and holding his kids
-Schneeplestein refusing to get out of his Doctors outfit
-Jackaboy man posing dramatically
-Marvin the Magnificent making snow appear to make the picture look cool

SNOWBALL FIGHT SCENARIOS
-Schneeplestein playing with Chases kids while Chase plays with his
-Them nagging Anti to join them
-Chase acting just as immature as his kids
-Jackaboy man dodging like a bOSS
-Marvin quietly builds a bunch of tiny snowmen in the background
-Stacy making hot cocoa inside for when they finish

HERES THE KICKER

-Them getting everyone into the snowball fight, even the women, everyone’s having fun and stuff. Chase aims at Schneeplestein and misses, it hits Anti square in the face. Everything goes silent. Everyone expects him to flip out and go bonkers. Anti scoops a handful of snow and hits Chase right in the chest and starts lAUGING. Not a crazy laugh. JUST LIKE. A GENUINE LAUGH. Everyone is still in shock but they start the snowball fight again.

-Schneeps telling stories on Christmas Eve with his savage Russian accent and vigorous storytelling
-All of them drinking hot cocoa and laughing
-Anti falls asleep on the couch
-SOMEONE CARRYING ANTI BRIDAL STYLE INTO THE GUEST BEDROOM, PREFERABLY CHASE OR SCHNEEPLESTEIN

JUST. I WANT THIS. PLEASE. @therealjacksepticeye
I DONT EVEN KNOW IF ITS POSSIBLE. BUT IF IT IS. H O L Y S H I T

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I missed these misawa moments ♥ ♥ Srsly, those two just make my life better

ily terajima, pls dont ruin my happiness


Bonus:

Koushuu…. omfg bby i cant xDDD i’m crying rn he’s too precioussssssssss ♥ ♥

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