i dont know oh my god

I got 99 problems and not overlapping paychecks is one of them.

So I worked old teacher job, I’m on a 12 month cycle Aug-July I get all the monies.

New teacher job, new district, I’m on a 12 month cycle Sep-Aug I get all the monies. 

I get to make my pitiful teacher paycheck last me 2 months in the bay area and pay two months of bills.

-INTJ

The Lighting Thief Musical

The Last day of Summer

post quest free fall where you dont wont know what to do

percy and annabeth guys

oh god the betrayal

“youre the lighting thief”

guys guys guys

OH MY GOD LUKES REPRISING GOOD KID HOLY SHIT

summersummersummer


holy shit guys this captures luke so well like a reprise of good kid for him was genius.It shows how the mirror each other like holy fuck i cant get over that. i stand by my belief that luke was one of the best written characters in the series .guysguys 

simstellation  asked:

1-10!!

1. Do you plan on getting any tattoos when you get older? 

yes! i definitely do.

2. If you are what do you plan on getting? 

i want a harry potter tattoo and my best friend of 5 years and i (@cbaekmx) want to one day get a matching tattoo, even though we’ve went through like a million different things screaming WE SHOULD GET THIS TATTOOED!!

3. If you were a fish in a fishtank what kind of fish would you be and what tank decorations would make you happiest? 

i would be a fighting fish because im a lil bitch that wants to fight everyone and everything and i think id like those simple little plants or cute colourful rocks! 

4. What’s your favorite dishware?

I HAD TO GOOGLE THING BECAUSE WE DONT CALL IT DISHWARE IN AUSTRALIA oh my god but i love a good spork.

5. What’s your favorite flower and why?

a sunflower! i don’t really know why, but they’ve always been my favourite.

6. Do you like waffles or pancakes better and why?

pancakes because i’ve never had waffles in my life g2g.

7. Do you cosplay? 

no, but i think cosplay is super cool i know a few people who do it and i always love looking at photos after cons!

8. Who’s your favorite artist?

dab boy and his group ;) but in all seriousness, florence + the machine, pvris, catfish and the bottlemen are groups i can think off, off the top of my head.

edit its 7am and i just realised this could been art artist but hello i love a good vincent van gogh painting my dudes also picasso was a communist big mood.

9. If you had a Disney animal sidekick who would be by your side? 

a DOG! i nearly said a sloth because they’re my favourite animal but then i realised for a sidekick, probably a super bad idea.

10. If you had the opportunity to create a new candy bar what would be in it and what would it be called?

i’m so uncreative i would just turn the raspberry cheesecake cookies from subway into candy bars because they’re my favourite thing ever.


thanks for asking jills!! x

ask me things, babes!

anonymous asked:

i need advice. something.. happened to me involving my older male cousin and ive been too scared to tell anyone besides my sister. she told me i have to tell my parents but i dont want to burden them even more because they both already work so much and rarely have time to come home and sleep. plus, theyre the godparents of my cousin. i know it will start a whole problem within the family if i say something and i dont want that so i just??? i need advice

oh god no. you have to tell them. telling them something that you have been wearing as a burden will not burden your parents. they will help carry the weight on your shoulders; because they are your parents. they want to know these kind of things. they have to know. you need to tell them, okay? no matter what. i have said this millions of times but communication matters. they cant do anything about the situation if they dont know the situation in the first place. please tell them. good luck honey <3 !!

lanas advice hotline

my mom's comments on every act 2 hamilton song
  • What'd I Miss: oh THIS is Thomas Jefferson!!
  • Cabinet Battle #1: "turn around bend over i'll show you where my shoe fits" still more civilized than the 2016 presidential debates though
  • Take A Break: philip grew up fast
  • Say No To This: how hot was this hamilton anyway (me: what why) a lot of people seem to be in love with him i'm just wondering
  • The Room Where It Happens: this must be your favorite song, because it's about wanting to be included
  • Schuyler Defeated: *hears first four notes* i thought we already heard this song
  • Cabinet Battle #2: i wish all debates were just rap battles
  • Washington on Your Side: the fast talking guy is back
  • One Last Time: did he die
  • I Know Him: is this the king again (me: yes) oh i thought he died or something
  • The Adams Administration: "sit down john you fat motha--" i thought he was friends with john though (me: nope wrong john)
  • We Know: "my god" is it weird that his voice is soothing to me
  • Hurricane: intense
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: were the hamiltons like the kardashians
  • Burn: this is angelica right (me: no it's eliza) well the hamilton doesn't deserve her
  • Blow Us All Away: "How about when i get back we all strip down to our socks" I DONT LIKE THIS BOY
  • Stay Alive Reprise: oh no.
  • It's Quiet Uptown: i should be crying but it makes me wonder if i would be this sad if you died, and i don't know if i would be, so now i'm just guilty (me: oh my god)
  • The Election of 1800: "can we get back to politics please" i agree
  • Your Obedient Servant: this song is almost as passive aggressive as you are
  • Best of Wives and Best of Women: how did she forgive him
  • The World Was Wide Enough: "the world was wide enough for both hamilton and me" wow
  • Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: if your father cheated on me and then wrote a song about it i probably would not do anything for him again
  • Conclusion: good music but i'm still not buying you tickets
  • me: fuck im so ANGRY!! why does everyone have to PISS me off i dont DESERVE THIS
  • me two minutes later: -through wads of tissues- o-oh my god i'm sorry i dont know what came over me -sobs- im sorry i didn't mean to get so angry im SORRY
  • me another two minutes later: -skateboards in- whats up my guys i brought goldfish and hot dogs. let's watch clickbait

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headcanon time! so @deohsogay and i were talking and as we all know, vasquez is a giant fucking lesbian and has been out and proud since she was in high school probably and long story short, her gaydar is off the charts

so OBVIOUSLY she has alex figured out from the moment she steps into the deo. and at first she’s not sure if alex is just lowkey and private but then she realises wow alex does not know that she is in fact a giant lesbian

and this amuses vasquez to no end because alex is the gayest gay to ever gay in the history of gay, and she has absolutely no idea. and after a while it gets to vasquez and she cant hold it in anymore so their conversations go a little like this

‘vasquez i got a new motorbike!’
‘gay’
‘huh?’
‘i said yay! how exciting!’

‘vasquez i went to the movies last night and saw this one with kristen stewart in it she’s so cool i really like her’
‘lesbian’
‘what was that?’
‘thespian! you love actors!’

and when maggie shows up on the scene, you bet your ass vasquez hears all about the stupid, short, dimpled cop with shiny eyes who annoys the shit out of alex and vasquez is like oh my god she has a crush is this what it feels like to be proud of your children and she watches closely at the way alex smiles when maggie is around and she sees the way maggie looks at alex and she’s like ‘i give them three months and theyll be engaged’

‘it’s okay, vasquez i dont need back up, maggie’s coming with me’
‘you are so gay’
‘excuse me?’
‘you sure youre okay?’

ANYWAY so after this back and forth for years, FINALLY alex approaches vasquez one day and is like ‘hey susan did you know that maggie and i are dating and also i am gay’

and vasquez goes OH THANK GOD! and she pulls out this huge fucking scrapbook and it’s called DEOh So Gay: The Gaygent Danvers Story by susan vasquez and it’s literally a scrapbook made up of sneaky photos she took of alex’s gayest outfits and also written down documentation of every time alex said or did something gay and alex is blushing and also laughing because she’s so happy she’s come so far and vasquez is a good friend and also maggie loves it and it sits on their coffee table for the rest of their lives

my brother is starting to listen to be more chill

i’m gonna type out what he says about each song. (italics are when i’m saying stuff to him) (edit: i made this a week or so ago and i forgot about it so i’m posting it now)


Jeremy’s Theme - “who’s jeremy and why is he special enough for his own song” “it’s just an instrumental and he’s the main character” “oh”

More Than Survive - “is this michael-yeah it’s michael” “i love michael” “me too”
“how many times can one person say christine” “oh just you wait” “oh my god it’s still going”
“go go go go!”

I Love Play Rehearsal - “what if you think of this one?“ “yes.”

The Squip Song - ”wow okay it’s from japan buddy”

“are the alien noises in the background necessary?” “yes.”

Two Player Game - “of all the characters to get a tattoo of he picks pacman?-oh it’s michael again nvm i like him.“

“this ones good” “theY keEp yElLINg” 

*lots of headbanging* 

“oh god they’re yelling again okay” 

“michael is my favorite person too” 

“oh my god so much yelling.”

The Squip Enters - ”what’s this one-oh okay”

Be More Chill Pt 1 - “what if i don’t want to take my hands out of my pockets?“ “idk man” 

“i know the squips a bad guy but i like him” 

“I’m made of math’ *cackling*” 

“*judgy tone* Madeline.”

“ohh hamlet” 

Do You Wanna Ride? - ”i want frozen yogurt….”

Be More Chill Pt 2 - “waIT I DONT LIKE HIM ANYMORE” “the squip?” “YEAH”

More Than Survive Reprise - ”this ones good" 

“okay it’s good but there’s a reprise in the first act??”

A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into - “*gets to the end* wait-what?? go back????”

The Squip Lurks - ”my aesthetic"

Upgrade - *headbanging to the ‘upgrade-upgrade!’ part* 

“back to christine? okay.” 

“OKAY I REALLY DONT LIKE HIM NOW??”

“poor michael…” 

“wow they didn’t even try to rhyme anything with loser-i mean it works so hey” 

*mumbles* “what?” “nOTHING i wasn’t singing along.” 

“*voice cracks* he-e.. he blocked him-m…”

Halloween - ”this is good"

“oh wow okay they’re all yelling now” “yeah aha they do that-” “shhhh i wanna hear”

Do You Wanna Hang? - “i don’t like this one..” “me either”

“oh the squip makes everything so much more uncomfortable, he’s like an old man trying to help jeremy-*realizes an adult tying to get a teenager laid*oH MY GOD”

Michael In The Bathroom - ”*hears the first note* NO NOT THIS ONE.”

“this is so much more heartbreaking when you’ve heard the rest of the story”

“george has such a nice voice”

“*glaring off, not really at anything in particular* michael deserves better. can we find him a nice boyfriend?”

“*tears in his eyes as it ends, forcing a smile*that was fun let’s never do it again thanks”

The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set A Fire) - “is this jenna ro-*hears chloes part* oh yeah it is cool”

“you said she was in heathers too right?” “yeah” “cool”

“*jaw drops a bit* wait rich did what??”

“he burned the house DOWN?!” “yep” “WHAT THE HECK RICH”

“’no i was crying’ *laughs* same” 

“..is that george?!” “yeah, the guys dress in feminine clothes and dance and sing in this song” “thats so freaking cool..”

The Pitiful Children - ”ohhhh i like the squip again”

“is he literally going “beep boop”?!”

“*nodding his head* this one is really good”

The Pants Song - “i don’t know if i’ll ever love anyone that much” “same”

“ohhhh, is this aplay on michael loving jeremy?” “i mean, yeah but like-” “no they’re gay.”

The Play - ”*eyes widen, before belting* MICHAEL MAKES AN ENTRANCE”

“i want the confidence of jake with the squip”

“did michael go ‘ugh’ at the girls?” “i think so” “mood.”

*at the two player game reprise part* “HEY IT’S THEIR SONG AGAIN!!” 

“jeremy christine is lying to you she doesn’t love you, but it’s okay cause michael does” “LIAM” “what?!”

Voices In My Head - “oh rich.”

“homeslice?? what year is it” “i wish i knew”

“i mean sure i’m happy for jeremy but like come on, he obviously loves michael”

“is this that will guy you love?” “sure is” “oh- i see why now. his voice is really nice.” “mmhmm”

“*eyes go wide when everyone starts singing* thats so cool”

“*frowning* is this the last song?” “sorry, but it is” “no i need more” “we can listen to the full performance later” “okay..”

you dont need to know anything for sure. the fact that girls make your heart go thwump thwump or that you think about them a lot or you want to be held in a girl’s arms is enough. definitions are fun, but defining who you are is a journey. just be. 

lena at the deo

winn: so this is the-
lena: *says something ridiculously smart and fancy* yeah ive been looking at it for a while
winn: and you are my new best friend
kara: hEY!
winn: don’t worry kara you’re my best alien friend!!
kara: awe! ill take it
j'onn:…
winn: you’re-you’re my best alien boss
j'onn: you know i can read your mind
winn: i-
lena: WHAT?!
j'onn: you didn’t know?
lena: noooooo…
lena *internally*: DONT THINK ABOUT KARA OMFG YOURE THINKING ABOUT NOT THINKING ABOUT KARA THIS HURTS MY HEAD
j'onn: mine too
lena: did yOU JUST?!
j'onn: no *wink*
lena: you just winked
j'onn: no i didn’t *wink*
lena: yOU-i am fine i am collected and i am going home
j'onn: have a good night and clean thoughts!
lena: *running out of the deo* OH MY GOD ENOUGH

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Not many know about this, but you see, I’m in love with Tamako, my childhood best friend