i dont know if this post will do any good

anonymous asked:

honestly, that is the average speed i run per mile. i thought about joining a running club but i dont like the pressure of it. running is a release for pressure for me. do you know any good recovery tewchniques for running after getting a broken body from rugby? ps going for a run at midnight tonight, i will tag you in my photo that i will show my distance and speed

dang boi!!! that’s literally insane. i’m in awe with that! I HIGHLY recommend you take up a serious training plan, because you have hella talent then. Start with something like 30mi a week (check out those tags for info on how to structure that) and go from there! You would benefit a lot from running more miles (and having more minutes on your feet.. so don’t sprint the whole way!). Maybe take a week and run easy every day (easy = very conversational) until you are feeling more recovered. I would bet all of that hard running is breaking your body more than anything. Maybe once you rest up, try a 5k to judge your fitness and then take on a more serious training plan. Not sure if you are in college or what, but if you run sub 16 in the 5k off of no “real” xc training (aka formal coaching), I’d bet any XC coach would take you and develop you! I honestly think rest, and easy running (and off days) will benefit you the most because you are essentially doing 100% high-intensity running. Here are some recovery techniques to use in addition: 

  • cold/hot baths (personal preference, but i recommend using epsom salt in hot baths)
  • hydrate!!! (just read an article on RW about how impt this is to post run recovery)
  • refuel! (4:1 carbs to protein 30min-1hr post run.. make sure you eat enough in general too!) 
  • foam roll/stretch/yoga (helps to do when you are already lose/warmed up)
  • elevate your legs! (i usually do it for 15min at a time) 
  • compression socks (help with sore lower legs)

And feel free to tag me! I will be asleep, but I will be astounded in the AM when i see it! 

while im still here n at it let me throw some sugar shade @ some signs

aries: ur still my #1 even tho i’ve tried to kick u out of my heart for a while now. fuk u. eat a good dinner or something and leave my ass olone

taurus: ur beautiful n angelic but honestly so lazy do ur goddam work on time u make me want to cry,

gemini: highkey the most entertaining but always spilling the tea and talking (shit) like ur life depends on it. sh for a sec

cancer: honestly i’d protect u with my life but when i disagree with u idk what to tell u sis,, ur probably going to block me if i drag u even the slightest tbh

leo: good lookin but honestly? i dont know any of yall

virgo: a goddam human cinnamon roll if i ever saw one but lowkey planning how to kill u if u do something they dont like i mean…..chill

libra: always glowing like some ethereal angel but truthfully? a Demon. im not a satan stan keep ur demonic face away from me n go

scorpio: i mean,,,i guess ur fun sometimes,,,,, as long as ur not around me

sagittarius: best n possibly only tru friend if they really really like u, but i cant even throw shade @ anyone around them tho bc they do too much of that already

capricorn: good friend to chill wit during good times but when times get hard for them u are Dropt within 0.43 secs

aquarius: wise Cool fairy godmother types but lowkey dont kno what theyre talking about 63% of the time

pisces: listen i love yall but pure n good? evil n untrustworthy? whiny n annoying? i dont even know which u are?? in any case stop ruining my life

i think posts like “you’re deserving of love even if you have xy symptoms, u dont need to change yourself for someone!” come from a good place and are even true in a Lot of senses, esp on the surface level, but like… i feel like sometimes they kind of stop short of necessary self-awareness. like, sometimes symptoms DO make us hard to be in a relationship with, and like… we genuinely do need to work on those things, if we can, you know? yeah, my being emotionally distant ain’t my fault, but i also get that if i don’t put any emotional labor into a relationship i can’t seriously expect any back, u know.

like self-love is important… its nigh impossible to get anywhere near self-improvement if we’re too overwhelmed by self-hate. i know, i’ve been there! but like… it’s important to know that some level of working on ourselves, of compromising in a relationship, is not only good, but its also very normal! relationships r give & take my friends

Shout out to all the trans aces who:

  • Don’t feel ‘truly’ asexual because you don’t know whether your dysphoria is having an affect on your sexuality
  • Feel that your trans-ness can’t be removed from your ace-ness but are told it should be
  • Don’t feel comfortable in hypersexual LGBT spaces
  • Have had your asexuality invalidated by people who say you can’t be ace and trans
  • Have had your trans-ness invalidated by people who say you can’t be ace and trans
  • Are happy that you’re trans and ace
  • Are sad that you’re trans and ace

Your feelings are valid. Your identities are valid. And you are amazing (ace, even!).

The Gang At Costco

(has this been done before..? let’s find out)

-K Darry is takin them all to costco as a treat for being decent boys for a week

-This was a bit of a…


-Darry’s got a fuckin grocery list probably… he’s ready to buy bulks of coffee and shit

-they roll in and they’re already l o s t

-alll of them


-Darry got no chance

-steve and soda are havin’ some good old bro time

-fucking shit up together probably 

-they’re climbing those giant shelves and hitting on any girl under 35

- a n y g i r l 

-steve falls off a shelf while screaming 


-soda runs over like omg my best dude are you alr

-steve like “bitch im fine let’s go bother more girls”

-Johnny and Ponyboy are lounging in some chairs havin’ a grand old time. 

-both smoking, both don’t get yelled at s o m e h o w

-Pony sees the books and is g o n e 

-Johnny getting so much social anxiety it’s not even funny

-Johnny looks for pony for awhile then gives up and finds the teddy bears and chills there 

-Dally finds him and is like ‘wtf’


-Dally is laughing his damn ass off at this blushing kid

-”wanna fuck shit up johnny cake”

-”hell yeah”

-They take trays of free samples and are just being lil shits 

-Two-Bit is interviewing random people 

-Soda says “two bit, mickey-”


-Darry is just like “i dont know any of you and none of you are getting rides home”

-Darry is a grumpy dad

-he finds pony and johnny and they hop in the cart with some sort of book and are just chillin’

-Two-Bit bought 20 hot dogs no doubt’

-Soda hops on a cart and him and steve are racing 


-”these are shopping carts, steve”

How mocking new artists does not help them improve

i´m trying not to get obsessed by this shitshow but i cant help but think how people who think like plebcomics when it comes to mocking others drawings are actually harming art itself.

Like they go on to mock others under the label of constructive criticism, but these are too different things, you can give people advice and not be a dick about it.

when you mock someone who is just starting out, and yes this also includes beginners that are adults they actually feel discouraged in putting their stuff out there, they post their stuff online and then instead of ok your art needs improving heres how, they get your art sucks!!!! And i have seen this happen, that artist well stops posting their art , maybe they stop all together because they feel they aren´t good enough or maybe they do but do it in private.

And the damage is, that if they dont put their art because they dont feel confident out they wont get the constructive criticism they need to improve their own style, so it becomes a vicious cycle.

And i know what some are gonna say that they had their art mocked once but they learn to bear it, move on and improve and that people should stop being so sensitive and if you can´t handle “criticism”(if you can even call that) then they shouldn’t have posted online in the first place.

But here is the thing everyone deals with things different, a person who gets devastated by the insults of others is no less valid, saying those things won´t help them get better, .

Another thing that i have pointed out this stuff has also start to affect the confidence and behavior of even more experience if not talented artists as well, to me there is nothing more heartbreaking that seeing someone sheepishly posts their art that i actually think its good with the caption this is one my characters that sorry if it sucks haha. And just what say to those artist no you are being hard on yourself, you have actual talent, this is really lovely.

maybe at one point someone gave them shit for it, and they just putting a face of being humble and self-hating in other to appease some of the smug trolls. i keep thinking who hurt you for you to think this way.

and i have also been guilty of doing this myself, i once posted a few drabbles of story dialog with the disclaimer i dont know if this is any good because i have seen how nasty people on the internet can be, i wonder if its even worth posting anything if it means sacrificing my emotional well being. I have to slap myself and say that im just starting not everyone is prefect.

And for all their talk of we are just mocking shitty art trends which might even be subject for what is good or not (again not just talking about plebcomics and others as well) they are preventing new talent from showing in the art scene, those people are the true obstacle of self-improvement. Artists who could have gotten better even continue practicing their craft some well into adulthood had they still felt confident.

Trolls who mock first time artists who haven hurt anybody are the destroyers of artistic potential since they put down the joy of creating art, they are just as bad as those Su fans who almost drove a fanartist to suicide by harrasing them.


We are always here

I know some of you guys didn’t get to go to Kcon, some of us even rarely get the chances of having Kpop concerts or any event at all. I wanted to make this post to let you guys know, even if we didn’t get to see them now, we will get our chance eventually because they will always be there.

And no matter how messy, complicated or rough the times our fandom goes through. We still stick together because we are one

Teaching English as a Foreign Language (TEFL)

Im thinking about getting my TEFL certificate and I was wondering if any of my followers had any experience with and what are some good programs/websites to do it through. Even if you dont know anything I would appreciate it if you reblogged this post to help it get around. Thank you

masc-murderer  asked:

hi! i've been considering becoming a sugar baby. what do you recommend? any resources, tips, etc?







Be SURE to screen ALL POT’s - If you don’t know how to do this or simply want more tips please feel free to ask me. 

Do NOT meet any stranger in a private place! I DO NOT CARE IF HE GIVES YOU DONALD TRUMPS TAX RETURNS !! 

If you need someone to know your location on dates and have no one. I AM HERE! 

maintain good hygiene 


KNOW YOUR WORTH! - make price guidelines according to YOUR financial wants/needs.


anonymous asked:

I'm not trying to stir crap up, I'm legitimately curious. How is the celtic cross a nazi symbol? I mean I wear an heirloom celtic cross bc i'm catholic, but your post a few minutes ago and half the political people online nowadays are calling it a hate symbol. I dont get it. Am I just sheltered or something?

That’s a great question, Anon! 

No! I don’t think you’re sheltered at all. I just don’t think that schools do a good enough job of explaining cultural symbolism and theft to kids! 


The Celtic Cross is a symbol created by the Catholics based on Irish traditions and was first used in the 9th century. For those who don’t know what it looks like, traditionally it’s shaped like this;

It is a symbol that represented the faith! And I am in no way saying that it was a racist symbol originally. 

But on that note, does this look familiar? 

Most of you are saying FUCK YEAH THAT LOOKS FAMILIAR




Because, dear random people, that isn’t a nazi symbol

Or, at least, it didn’t used to be. 

The swastika was originally used by Buddhists and Hindus and was a symbol of eternity and peace

So now we get into the nitty-gritty of the racist culture. Why are these two symbols, created out of religions to create a sign of comfort for those who worshiped in their faiths, suddenly seen by the world as bad.



We live in a world where the majority of terrorists are white Christians and Catholics. People can say all they want to me that the biggest threats of terror are Muslims or Satanists or god knows what other arguments are up the sleeves of fragile white folk without eyes or a background in first-grade history, but the answer remains true; the biggest terrorist threat to most of humanity is the white Christian/Catholic. 

The celtic cross was quickly used as a sign of terror when it was sported around by members of the KKK, who rationalized their racist agenda with strong Catholic beliefs. And remember that Buddhist symbol that meant eternity and peace!? Yeah, someone in Germany picked that up, made a mirror image of it (notice how the lines face the opposite directions?) and made it the mascot of his political parties message. 

Because that’s what these are.

They are political messages

The KKK is racist, antisemitic, homophobic, and believes any number of things that would rightfully horrify anyone with a brain. But because they state their beliefs, and because they are recognized (either favorably or not) by the states, they are political

Hitler came into power because he had a political point to make, and people wanted him in power

Their flags became popular because they held positions of power in which these chosen symbols represented their community as a whole. 

So you should absolutely be confused about why your symbol suddenly is being placed onto Tumblr lists about white supremacy. That’s completely rational, and no one is blaming you for that! At least, no one should! These are traditionally created to convey a message of peace and faith to those who look up towards them. 

It becomes an issue when those who come into power with political platforms of hatred and purification take these symbols that aren’t there’s to have and transform them into something different. It’s why many Buddhists have gotten rid of their swastikas, and why I tend to avoid anyone with a Celtic cross. 

In fact, these are both really hot topics right now! And I encourage you all to join in on the debate. 

Many Hindus and Buddhists have actually disowned the swastika as a part of their culture. And many a catholic has taken strides to make their crosses a little less Celtic. 

But the debate over culture and its theft is a heavy one. And there are artists and religious figures who are asking whether or not it would be appropriate to reclaim the symbols that have been written off as so horrendous. So, should a Buddhist be able to display a swastika outside of their door? Should a Catholic be allowed to tattoo that sort of a symbol on their body? 

The debates are current and continuous, and both sides have incredibly well thought out and researched opinions. I won’t explain my side to you since that is personal, and I do intend to keep some of my opinions private, but I encourage you to check it out!

But at the end of the day, one thing is agreed upon by most intelligent, empathetic people, no matter what side they take. 

The originators aren’t the problems. 

Terrorists are. 

anonymous asked:

Do you think you could post pictures of your hair?? (Like both sides) I know this is weird and I'm sorry, but I really want a haircut like yours, but I don't know anyone else with it. If you decide not to do this, thank you anyways! If you do it, thank you!! So pretty much thanks in general, Have a good day. Thank you for your time.

Sure!! But keep in mind that I haven’t had a haircut in a few months so it’s pretty grown out. Finally getting it cut and dyed this week.


((heyy guys,, i really hate to bring this up but ive noticed multiple people now have been mentioning not only my name but friends like springle and sproing when it comes to posts about how “you don’t get attention unless youre a good artist”, and while im really sorry there are so many people feeling like this id really appreciate if you didnt bring any of us into it ahah;; heck i dont even consider myself a good artist, and none of us are trying to hurt anyone. if its an issue with feeling left out, feel free to contact any of us really, we all are happy to talk (as far as i know)!! but just,, please dont bring up our names when you say something like “people think youre trash if youre not like ___” :’x it is kinda hurtful to us as we work really hard on our art and we dont want people thinking we just do stuff to be popular. ive been seeing a few posts like this now so. idk if its been on anyone elses mind but i thought i should probably address it hhh))


hey everyone, i just wanted to let you guys know that im still alive and why i havent been posting any art for the past couple of months. Its partially because I’ve been really busy with a lot of important school stuff but i think the main reason is i just… havent been feeling too good lately, I think its depression but i havent been diagnosed or anything so i dont know. Whatever it is, it makes doing simple everyday stuff hard, let alone drawing and im not sure if ill be able to get professional help anytime soon, idk. I tried drawing many times but i just cant do it, i feel like i cant do anything anymore and this feeling has been getting worse and worse, or at least it seems like it has been. I know this isnt art but more like a vent post i guess so i hope all of you who are new to this blog arent too dissapointed ugh. I wanna start drawing again but i honestly dont know when ill be able to.

So to sum up: im alive, and ill probably be back, it might just take a long time so thanks to everyone willing to stick with me

anonymous asked:

hey, I'm a lesbian and I've been ready to come out for a while now, but I dont know how to do it, any advice? Should I just sit down with my parents and tell them?

sitting them down and talking to them when you all are able to is definately a good way to do it.

tips from me is:

if you already feel safe enough to do so, kinda do the bandaid method. being direct and saying “Mom, Dad, I’m a lesbian” is, to me, the best way to go about it, and you can start the conversation from that point.

if any of our followers have any other tips, you can check in the notes of the post, im sure there’ll be more from other out wlw

best of luck to you on coming out, and i hope things go well!!

New doms

Today i thought id touch on the subject of new doms. This is mostly for the new doms that dont know where to start so this isnt really a post for littles but feel free to stick around. Now doms, hello if you didnt know im a little (who has a daddy). Some people are appallingly shocked by going from vanilla to dommy very quickly. So, im going to give you a few tips to help the transition. The first thing to remember is that your baby is a BABY depending on their little age which means that they are most likely going to act that age. If it gets to much you can always send them to go color a picture, watch tv, or send them for a nap if they get fussy. Another alternative is to play with stuffies but they might ask you to play as well also asking them to be a big girl so you can talk it out right then and there. Second be open with your partner once out of little space tell them what you thought, how you felt while doing it and what maybe they could change. Thrid thing is to remember you’re new you wont get it straight away in fact it may take a few months. Remember that Spankings are ok as long as aftercare is involved afterwards you dont want to leave them because they can feel very unloved. Remember spankings must always be deserved there are spanking for fun then spankings for punishments. Fun spankings is them walking (or'playtime’) and you tap their butt . Punishment is more of a bending over the knee. To many spankings can be to much try to limit to 10 a day and use time out or other punishments for the other time your partner is bad. On to eating habits remember your little is like a child and depending their little age they might want you to cook for them. If you cant cook yet order out but i suggest at least learning how to make nuggets. I do want to point out you DONT have to buy your little expensive gifts in order to be a good dom. I know you may see these doms with lots of money buying their littles anything and everything just know your little loves you and thinks your the best dom in the world.

I think thats it don’t worry i will be making a part two for long distance doms as well. I hope you enjoyed and let me know if you have any questions maybe ill make a third post on this if it gets enough notes. I usually dont touch on the dom subject of things considering my audience is mostly littles but we’ll see and littles let me know if this has help your dom. Theres definitely more i could touch base on but these were just basics no one really mentions. Everyone mentions rules, bathtime, nap time ect but i could do a post more in depth on that so let me know

last update.... :(

hey so, i think im going to delete.

i know what youre thinking, “inactive for basically year and NOW he delete? what a lazy, selfish douche”

i have many reasons, but here is crux of it: im fucking tired guys. im really, really tired.

im just way too depressed and sick to continue making posts, content, or even tags. i can barely waking up in morning. i don’t even checking news on Syria anymore, im going mid july to find my MIA uncle and aunt anyways, so yeah i bet that’s going to turn out well.

also, im tired of negativity. i join “fandom side” of video games- more specifically, RVB- because i think it would being fun and supportive community where memes and creative ideas to thrive and to grow. that was 2012 tumblr, i was stuck in wrong year. now everyone is zealous vigilantee and harassing people and claiming that if anyone interpreting something different than them, they’re fucking criminals. discourse, stalking, callout, whatever fucking “doxxing” mean.

it reflect society today. people are so radicalized, they cannot standing to hear different view point than them- religion, politics, and apparently fandom now too? wtf, my only escape from that horseshit WAS fandom!! and now extremist assholes are everywhere. my home country, my “friends”, and my fucking stress relief?!?! its pathetic!!!

but in the end… what can you do? just roll with punches and move on, i guess

thank you so much to those who have supported me. it was great run. i had wonderful conversations with many lovely people, and i still wonder who those nice anons were. i remember every comment and tag, good and bad. my art and writing improving so much thank to positive reinforcement. i use to feel ok with sharing my ideas, even though my predictions or interpretations were deadass wrong most of in time. but they develop and improve like i did as human. i outgrow them… just like i now outgrow this…

believe me, THATS something i don’t saying lightly

basically, im not going to use my time and energy tainting my name with toxic community. im just not. im above that. i dont wanting to invest in something that i will now being burned for. im not even mad, just severely dissapointed. consider this blog permenately discontinued, same with others. i mighg start all over again or something, have to wait and see.

im going to tag people who were either kind to me, great people in general, wonderful artists, people i admire, people with great ideas/contributions, mutuals, chill blogs i follow, or people who have been following/interacting with my blog for so long it would be insulting to not give them regonition they deserve! most are combination of these. this is mostly as promo, even if they aren’t still active in fandom. they deserve better than this toxic bullshit too. i recommend them greatly, and if any of you are reading this, YOU MAKE THIS WORLD BETTER, OR AT LEAST FUCKING BEARABLE!! many others do as well, but here are people who directly making this blog’s time and experience worthwhile.

in no particular order…. (seriously, don’t reading too much into it :P)

@drag0n-qu33n @angrymintleaf @cockbiteproductions @dangern00dle @anon-ai @meleetrash @cloudsaysthings @greyofsunshine @mercmonster @mercuryblacksleg @sugar-p0p @ghostofawolf300 @freelancerkiwi @itsnotpinkitsbloodorange @wolffepack @spaguette @rhysies-puffs @theguywiththeyellowaccents @daftprodigy @the-agent-washingtub @charles-kun @selselsky @gunmetalblxck @cecexm @mad-king-jean @rottendentist @capicada @momfrienddonut @megneato @locus-desperatus @texelations @scribbleboxfoxart @volltron @randomdraggon @gaybeedle-archive @gh0st-fl0wer @neo-trickster @rose-raspberry @astronautachance @bloodmulch @happyanon-spreadlovenothate @jacy-pennys @wolfwarrior142 @hakanakiki @freshzombiewriter @so-try-left-rvb @redvioletdelights @abageal @mrjacobi @washingtoninasnowfort @agenttexsflippedshit @bigburnsides @crownedchosen @supercasey @agent-maine @local-cryptid @locusmclocusy @tealdragon @shinytoymercs @felixmcsucc @sophisticatedbrownie @the-greatest-merc @foxtrot-12 @gavinsdumbshittynosethtnonelikes @directium @cerealmonster15 @agender-washingtons @peteykins @timorous-amorous @the-meta @stellarreqs-roulette @multifandomfuck @cili-ai @wolfebain @puffballpatriot @themad-lizardking @agent0hio @agent-fried-chicken @spuddingtonbear @sinningpaladin @agentmainemeta @officialagentwashington @madmud2730 @redgraveconspiracy @powerfulpomegranate @ahsatan785 @iamilex @flawlix @captainmurdoc @companionwolf @nonegenderwithleftbeef @vlasdygoth @vollltron @forfucksakefelix

REST IN PEACE: luccicute diidatic cannibal-felix

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, @vividroute just for being my 69th follower (no i did not forget you, idk if youre even following me anymore but hey bonus points in my book)

thank you so much, i will missing you guys, but i cant doing this anymore. im sorry i couldnt having patience you do.

so why do i write this? why dont i just shut up and leave? why tag and drag these people to this post? good questions. i want you to know and understand from this experience: Karma exist. your contribution, work, kindness, EXISTENCE, ect. help me and even if you dont remembering, it impact me. i hope this doing same for you. im not going to force you believe Karma or any of that jazz. i just think that for what each of you have done, least i can doing is giving my thanks and/or explanations instead of being ingrate and abandoning everyone as i almost had, with poor rushed words. i am grateful for your presence on Earth, and i know im not only one who thinking so! ^^

now time to lay my weary ass blog to rest with one last rvb reference…


Emile out~

Im only going to say this once

tomorow is tompocalypse and honestly, i didnt expect much attention for it except for the usual friends from petty day ,you know who you are, and now im seeing that this is starting to get ALOT of attention. 

so im going to say this

There will be memes or text posts where we poke fun and laugh at Tom. There will be the common hairline joke, how old he looks in certain photos and how hes such a white guy.

Usually people who have followed us forever KNOW that. and they like that, thats why they follow and like/reblog from us.

Now this is starting to hit the side of the fandom that despises us, practically hate us for even looking at tom in a negative way

and you know i would usually say something petty but i wont. so i will say this, if i see ANY of u speak negatively about us, what we post, or that we “ruined” the day for you. 

I will make sure you NEVER participate in ANY day us “toxics” that you hate ever do AGAIN. I will make sure ANY day we do is kept in secret and only a select few will know about

Because we are just trying to make eachother laugh and have a good time. and i dont want to see ANY hate or ANY bullying from eachother just because u dont like what someone said

I stated that everyone is allowed to participate and im sticking by that. Im not going to kick someone out because they have different opinions from me, may be a shock since thats what some of them did, but if you start to get your Loki panties in a twist tompocalypse will be cancelled and everything will be a secret from now on because apparently we have to cater to everyone even those who would throw shit back in our face.



Originally posted by realitytvgifs

Who should you fight from Yuri!!! on Ice

sorry its really late and im just sitting there laughing at myself

dunno if there’s something like that already lmao

also they’re all athlethes so i just ignored that for the sake of story



you should totally fight this kid. he’s, like, 2 feet tall?? 15 years old??? all bark but no bite??? also a lil’ rude motherfucker, i can understand why you’d wanna wreck him. just catch him while hes not wearing his knife shoes and keep from jolting, he wont be able to do shit. also watch out for his gay parents and psychotic fans. THEN you can kick his fuckin tiger socks off.


Please don’t fight this man, he just wants to have a real friend and maybe to be introverted in peace. Unproblematic fave? Silent philosopher on ice?? Why would you wanna attack him in any way??? also kind of feel like he’d try to avoid fighting you with any way known to men, but would totally 100% beat the shit outta you if could not get away (have you even SEEN these muscles????). 

do yourself and everyone else a favor and dont fight otabek altin.


Are you mad?? He’s, like, the vogue’s most wanted man of the last decade. You really wanna feel the wrath of the entire population of his fans??? Other than that he seems pretty fightable, but I’d still reconsider. 

Why you even wanna fight him in the first place? He’s just a bit silly, but otherwise outstanding man who likely just wants to live peacefully with his soon-to-be husband and lots of poodles, probably in a house with a big garden or some sentimental romantic bullshit like that. leave the gay man be.
(also he seems like a guy who might have some connections to mafia. if i was you i would not check if thats true.)


Please, do not fight Yuuri Katsuki. He might seem anxious and too kind-hearted for that shit, but believe me, he’s not the kinda guy you would wanna fight. he’s pretty competitive, wont take any shit from you, wont let you disrespect him or his precious gay family. have you seen what kind of shit he did at that banquet after some champagne? i bet my ass he would take pleasure in beating you up if you did him/his fiancee/their angry smol child wrong. its always the quiet dudes. 

100% he has something up his sleeve. Do not fight Katsuki Yuuri.


are you joking? go for it. this guy probably cries when someone calls him bitchbaby, spends more money on cosmetics than food and has his butt on a life insurance. nobody likes him (expect his fiancee and fans). he’s a professional pissoff. and you know what? you certainly can thrash his self-obsessed ass. youre welcome!


if i was you i would not fight him. dude seems kinda chill, but also fucked up. like, who the fuck comes on ice?? thats a whole new level of fuckupery. he might not have any inhibitions and i dont know if you wanna deal with that. also there’s a big chance he might try to sexually harass you while you struggle to beat him up. if you don’t feel uncomfortable/just want to get in his pants and dont know any other way to gain his attention than fight him, just do it.

so I’d say 50/50.


Try beating that sunshine child up and I’ll fucken end u.

Guang Hong Ji

Such a good, sweet kid. His hugs probably can cure cancer. His smile gets rid of an acne and dandruff. His posts on social media clear skin and water crops. Do not fight him, befriend and then use him to make money of his magic healing abilities.


Another nice guy. If you decide to fight him he won’t stand a chance. But I don’t think that you two would actually get to the fighting part, there are so many things to talk about and selfie and you seem like a swell guy let’s go on a brunch what are you allerg-

Seung-gil Lee

Weird dude. Most likely knows all of your weaknesses as soon as he sees you, but also seems kind of air-headed? You might try if you really want. I would highly recommend catching him by surprise. 75% chance of winning then, i’d say.


You probably can, but why? Just roast him. Tell him mean shit about his relationship with Anya. Tell him that hes a dumb cryboob. Make him reflect his whole life. He’ll cry. He’ll lost all his motivation. Become depressed. Then you can wave your black cloak for the last time and walk towards the sunset. Maybe kick him for a good measure, if you really need to.


He would really beat the flying shit outta you, but only if you tried assaulting his sister. You could send him official invitations for a fight ten fucking years every day and he wouldn’t get it at all. Try only if you have a way of destroying him emotionally. Like, Sara agreed to date you or smth.


Easy thing, but why? Maybe if he really iritates you, give him a lil’ slap of a some kind, but don’t be too mean, he’s a good kid. Also, his menthor might cut a bitch if you do him any real harm. Maybe try a balaclava? Idk dude just dont


Don’t even try. She’s beauty she’s grace she’ll give you a fucking run for your life and make you regret all your life decisions. She’s a real queen DO NT FIGHT MILA BABICHEVA IF YOU VAL;UE YOUR LIF E

RATHER FIGHT: Seung-gil Lee, JJ, Yurio
CAN FIGHT BUT AT YOUR OWN RISK: Minami, Chris, Viktor, Phichit, Leo
DONT NEED TO FIGHT TO DESTROY/USE: Georgi, Michele, Guang Hong Ji
DO NOT FIGHT: Mila, Yuuri, Otabek