i dont know if this is funny or not :

  • Someone in the hallway: (calls a kid gay)
  • Me walking by: I'm gayer

I really want a cute little intro scene or short or something where Steven suggests they all play a board game and they’re choosing between two and Steven and Amethyst are voting for one and Pearl and Garnet are voting for the other (or any combo really, maybe also add Lapis and Peridot in) and they’re all stumped about how to break the tie and are all discussing it and suddenly Garnet pipes up with

“I should get two votes.”

and no one can think of a reason why she shouldn’t get two votes, so the game she wants to play wins.

I want another episode like Dark Cupid, but with a Adrienette kiss. 

I mean, all I can imagine is

· The Akuma’s special attack causes extreme violence on people (rage assaults)

· Marinette was about to transform, but got hit by the Akuma’s influence.

·  Under the influence she has the whole Ladybug adrenaline and god help the poor soul who was near her.

· The Akuma sort of makes her the favorite minion (and Hawk Moth wonders when she will become his victim, cause this girl has potential)

· Chat Noir arrives at the scene and it’s completely shocked when the Akuma unlashes a red-eyed Marinette on him.

· At one point he is forced to use Cataclysm.

· Still has Marinette on his heals as his time is running out (all while admiring the girl’s agility)

· He gets corned and manages to hide from Marinette just when his transformation drops.

· Marinette won’t stop calling him out

· “Here kitty, kitty… I want to punch that perfect, hot face of yours”

· Meanwhile on Adrien’s mind

· “She thinks Chat- I’m hot?!”

· Like, concentrate man.

· Marinette finds him.

· “Shit I’m dead”

· “Oh well, better practice punching the cat with you”

· “Plagg, you can keep my TV”

· She attacks him.

· He tries to defend himself without also giving himself away.

· (but he can’t help to see some similarities between Marinette and Ladybug’s fighting style)

· She pins him to the floor (Like Chat Noir did with Ladybug in Dark Cupid)

· “Aww, don’t worry, this won’t hurt… much”

· Adrien panics

· He really doesn’t know what happens next.

· Cause the situation seems strangely familiar

· But before Marinette slams her fist with his face,

· He cups her face with her hands and

· Kisses her.

· All while being a bit shocked with himself.

· But he’s not really complaining

· In fact, he’s really enjoying it

· And Marinette… also seems to like it?

· When he pulls away, face flushed, her eyes are closed and when she opens them, they are no longer red.

· Marinette is confused.

· (and panicking) (Why is she on top of ADRIEN AGRESTE?!)

· “W-what happened?”

· “Uh… it’s kind of hard to explain…?”

· The Akuma interrupts.

· Marinette gives and excuse and dashes out to transform.

· Adrien is still on the ground, staring at the ceiling.

· “Kid… I’m hungry”

· “I don’t know why I did that, Plagg”

· “Still hungry. There’s an Akuma”

· “I liked it”

· “Shit, I think I have a crush on Marinette”

· “Congratulations, she has a crush on you and you have one on her. Now I want my cheese”

· Adrien’s brain stops functioning.

· Ladybug doesn’t really understand why Chat Noir’s face is red during the rest of the battle.

ranking fruit names (german)

selected fruits (bc they have the more german-german names, u know, not a… basically generic name like kiwi etc):
Apfel, Birne, Pfirsich, Banane, Erdbeere, Johannisbeere, Pflaume, Dattel, Himbeere, Ananas, Trauben, Limette, Zitrone, Orange/Apfelsine

i rank the name not the taste! 

Apfel (apple): very basic name, not at all fancy but the “pf” is a nice touch. i give it…. a 3.8/10

Birne (pear): a good name! used in various phrases as well, eg: “sich die Birne anschlagen” (to hit ya head), “Glühbirne” (lightbulb), i give it 5.9/10, a good name for a pear shaped fruit

Pfirsich (peach): Pfirsich, or as the southern would call it: Pfirschig. quite tricky with the “s” and the “ch”, gives the whole name an air of fanciness. 7.5/10

Banane (banana): BORING! 1/10

Erdbeere (strawberry): an earth berry? no thankx, eat ya own dirt, 1.2/10

Johannisbeere (currant): whomst is this Johannis and how do i meet him? 6/10

Pflaume (plum): the most wholesome name!!!!! tbh!!!! Pflaume sound so round. so juicy. 10/10. famous namebearers: Kai Pflaume

Dattel (date): i do not like the name of this fruit :/ Dattel…. not a good name. not a good name. at most a 2/10

Himbeere (raspberry): who is HE, who is HIM? anti feminist icon Himbeere 0/10

Ananas (pineapple): a nice name. has produced this 1 iconic joke: 
Was wird aus Anna im Regen? (What becometh of Anna in the Raineth?)
–> Ananas aka Anna nass (Anna wet)
iconic, 10/10

Trauben (grapes): 1 grape is not 1 Traube. 1 grape is 1 Weinbeere. 1 Traube is 1 whole buncha grapes. but the word Trauben? i like it, 7.7/10

Limette (lime): a good fucking name! fancy! i give Limette a wholesome 10/10 and on the fancy scala a 6/10

Zitrone (lemon): those yellow fuckers. theyre like bananas but evil. the name is nice tho, i really enjoy the “Z” because it makes it fancy. a wholesome 8/10

Orange/Apfelsine (orange): technically, a basic name. Orange. but Apfelsine? which basically (is dutch i think????? dont quote) means Apfel aus China (apple from china) and that gives the thing a whole other dimension tbh, 7.9/10

Oh by the way. To any followers who aren’t into SnK..... I’m really sorry. You’re going to have to suffer every Saturday until it’s over. My condolences.

Taehyung is the type to catch a butterfly because “look, pretty” but would forget to make holes in the jar so he just ends up showing you a dead butterfly.