i dont know if im gonna regret this later or not

shit that happened at hamilton according to angie

act one

• dUN DA DA DA DUN DUN DUN EEEAAAUUUOUUU
• everyone clapped for SO LONG when anthony enters like damn
• brandon SLAYED as burr tonight
• anthony had SO MUCH ENERGY like SHIT SON this boy was TURNT
• i didn’t know just how uninterested burr is during my shot he liTERALLY READS A BOOK IN THE CORNER BAHAHAHAHAHAH
• brrRRRRAAHH brrRRRRAAHH
• thayne has a booty???
• my shot choreography is LIT AF
• there’s a cool transition between my shot and story of tonight and i really appreciate it
• oNE LAST ROUND GENTS
• okay WOW i understand why everyone ships lams so much now
• john and alex totally fucked that night and no one can convince me otherwise like even later during farmer refuted john be walkin funny boi got laaaaaaid
• wERK
• at first when peggy enters she looks excited then she realize where she is and imMEDIATELY LOOKS SO DONE BAHAHAHAHAHAH
• eliza is literally just dragging peggy behind her the whole time wtf
• eVeRyOnE??? is here during this song i did NOT expect that
• hEED NOT THE R-
• LITERALLY poor sam tho he came out to have a good time and got so attacked rn
• the rest of the hamilsquad has to distract burr so he can’t stop alex and i LOVE THAT DETAIL
• aMERICA, ITS NOT ME ITS YOU
• the choreography for you’ll be back is not what i expected AT ALL and it’s EVEN BETTER
• the liGHTING HERE DAMN
• rip ensemble member
• hErE cOmEs ThE gEnErAl
• the liGHTING HERE DAMN (reprise)
• no wonder washington is so petty BURR JUST SHOWED UP UNANNOUNCED IN HIS TENT AND ASKED FOR A JOB
• “close the door on ur way out” OHHHHHHHH
• alternatively: “close the door on ur way out” “we’re in a tent sir”
• that end choreography looks hard damn
• LADIEEEEEEEEEEES
• cARLEIGH HEY
• hEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
• the lanterns are cool
• ANTHONY DABBED DURING HELPLESS
• MY HEART
• flower girl hercules mulligan is my spirit animal
• what if #2830404827: what if hamilton was a harem anime
• hAH
• salty unrequited romance song (feat. sisterly bonds and shit)
• wOAH THE REWIND CHOREOGRAPHY IS JUST HOLY S H I T
• tHIS IS FUCKING AMAZING THO LIKE THE ANGELICA POV DAMN
• bUT NOW SHELL NEVER BE SATISFIED
• tHERES HOPE FOR OUR ASS AFTER ALL
• the “you are the worst burr” line is even funnier live bAHAHAHAHAHAH
• why do i feel like theodosia isn’t real like that story is pretty fishy to me i mean a pretty girl?? married to a British officer?? who we never see ever?? *puts on skepticals*
• wAIT FOR IT (that cheeseburger i ordered an hour ago, where the fuck is it??)
• wait for it is such a small number live AS IT SHOULD BE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
• PREACHA PREACHA PREACHA
• TEACH YA TEACH YA TEACH YA
• gENIUS
• rESPECT
• everyone hates that guy vol. 1
• cHICKAPLAO
• CHARLES LEE ™
• yES KICK HIS ASS JOHN
• counting to ten with increasing energy and homoeroticism ™
• the sexual tension between john and charles in this is fucking INSANE
• WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS
• THIS IS LIKE HAMILTON’S VERSION OF “I DONT DANCE” FROM FUCKING HSM2
• of course john shoots him he’s fucking amazing
• LEE FLAT OUT YELPS WHEN HE GETS SHOT AND JUST FLOPS ON THE FLOOR AHAHAHAHAH
• eVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
• daddy issues vol.1
• sOn
• dOnT cAlL mE sOn
• eliza sings about support and that’s about it
• bUNS and cHIPS and sEVERAL TYPES OF DIPS
• agsgdhshagsfadagshdgLAFAYETTE
• jk I can rap the whole thing
• bish u thot
• sICK JUMPS
• GET YER RIGHT HAND MAN BACK
• wait at least think about the letter you sending first tho
• i think you misspelled “right” dude
• daddy issues resolved song
• history has its eyeeeeeees ooooon-wait we have to fight a war fuck
• lets go win ourselves a war bitches
• monsieur hamilton MONSIEUR L A F A Y E T T E
• heh
• the CHOREOGRAPHY
• everyone claps at the end of the dance sequence AS THEY SHOULD
• that’s a big ass flag u sure that’s a handkerchief lafayette?
• dId YoU mIsS mE vol.1
• when he says “im so blue” he stamps his foot and the spotlight he’s in changes from red to blue bAHAHAHAHAH
• WELL GUESS WHAT?? YOU CANT GOVERN FOR SHIT AHAHAHAHHA
• “bye felicia” - king george III
• dear theodoge what 2 say 2 u
• the CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEM MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEYRE STANDING OVER CRIBS
• uH OH
• JOHN
• JOHN NO
• J O H N
• having to watch the rest of the hamilsquad reading the letter in the back does NOT MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER
• [through tears from last song] a-a…after the war i went back to n-new york
• NNNNNONSTOP
• this whole songs choreography is just WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWWOOW
• eVERYONE IS HERE WOAH


~intermission~

• rUN TO THE BATHROOMS
• pICK UP THE HAMILTINI
• bUY A TSHIRT
• rUN BACK


act two

• [JAZZ HANDS]
• oh damn the slaves are here
• S A L L Y H E M I N G S I S H E R E
• thomas we are engaged.

• what
• seth is having WAYYYYYYY too much fun
• gonna just prance around here
• ITS THE RAP BATTLE
• THEY HAVE MICROPHONES
• JEFF DROPS THE MIC AND MADISON CATCHES IT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
• cabinet audience is unamused
• [PRANCES WILDLY] WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS YOU DO IN MONTICELLO
• i love that tjeffs is totally chill until alex insults mads and he immediately just is like NO ONE INSULTS MY BOYFRIEND
• exCUSE ME?!?????
• “that’s an order from your comman-i mean president”
• UN DEUX TROIS
• PHILIP MY BABY
• CAN YOU NOT DIE JUST THIS ONE SHOW
• PLS
• ANTHONY WENT BALLISTIC WHEN HE SAID CINQ LIKE HE SUDDENLY WAS LIKE “un deux trois catre CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINQ”
• oh please angelica your comma flirting is nothing compared to the shit alex and john exchanged
• my love interests are either upstate or dead therefore i shall have an affair and immediately regret it
• NOOOOOOO SIRRRR
• i like the lampposts they look nice
• I NEED TO BE AT THAT DINNER PARTY
• alex still looks shook from his affair at the beginning of room where it happens lmao
• PREVIOUSLY CLOSED, BROS
• OSHIT THAT TABLECLOTH JUST
• WOA
• burr does some shit vol.1
• “daddys gonna find out any minute” [velociraptor screeching in background] “…..im sure he already knows”
• BURR BYE 👋
• ….france
• DADDYS CALLING
• salt squad unite
• I LOVE THAT BURR JUST POPS UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND JEFF LOOKS SO SHOOK WHEN HE STARTS RANDOMLY SINGING
• wHICH I WROTE
• i dIDNT KNOW HE WASNT ONSTAGE UNTIL THAT LINE
• bAHAHAHAHHAHA
• daddy issues vol.2
• im sorry but fucking what
• shut up and have a drink
• ALEX TAKES MULTIPLE SHOTS BEFORE WRITING THE ADDRESS AAHAHHAHAAHHA SAMEEEEEEEEE
• THAYNE IS WEARING A FANCY HAT
• [WEEPS] GEORGE WASHINGTONS GOING HOME
• dId YoU mIsS mE vol.2
• JOHN ADAMS FFFFFFFFFFF
• GEORGE STAYS ON AND MIMICS BURR AHAHHAHAHAH
• SIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• they all enter one by one and you can just see alex get more and more stressed out with each one that comes in
• IM GONNA JUST REVEAL MY AFFAIR FOR NO GOOD REASON TO MY ENEMIES WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
• OH NO THAT WASNT A GOOD IDEA I NEED TO TELL THE WORLD FIRST
• OH NO THAT WASNT A GOOD IDEA EITHER FUCK
• oF COURSE SHES NOT HERE FOR YOU NUMBNUTS
• [is lowkey salty about congratulations not existing]
• the song sounds so serious on the album but the choreography makes it SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAH
• GEORGE IS HERE
• HOLY SHIT THERES ACTUAL FIRE IN BURN
• SHIT SON
• oh no • OH NO • O H N O
• [CRIES FOREVER]
• [CRIES SOME MORE]
• [DIES]
wait there’s an election fuck
• vOTE BURR BITCHES
• hE DIDNT VOTE BURR BITCHES
• OH NO
• O H N O
• THIS IS WHY YOU DONT THROW AWAY YOUR SHOT

anonymous asked:

(*) so this is a long rants, maybe dont publish it? Up to you, friend. I just need to talk to someone and I always like reading your response to anything so if you wouldn't mind.. I didn't hear the podcast, only from the transcript. And my readings probably not accurate. But, I have kinda similar experience with my job. Where sometime I couldn't help but wonder what the fuck am I doing here?? I get so frustrated, and Im not one to fume inside so I become very vocal with my bosses decision (**)

(**) concerning my job because they didn’t listen/read my report. And I’ll be embarrassed about my outburst but I couldnt stop and it brought me to tears sometime. And my peers cant understand the problem because they didn’t have to compromised professional integrity doing their job, they all have great relationship with our bosses. 1D come from TXF, a reality show in nature, so its gonna be full of fabricated dramatisation. As we know they were encouraged to act as certain character,

(***) although it could be derived from their true personality traits? Idk. Image is everything, even now 6 years later. I think Savan try to share his take on what happened, from a point of view of someone who already form an opinion and deemed they are not credible and consist of some talentless individual. At the end of the day, he come to do his job while the boys pursuing their dream. Louis got the opportunity to be in a vocal band, but got the least singing part. My point is, the boys

(****) My point is, the boys’ experience might be different from each other. They could empathise and I’m sure of it. They showed us they love and support and protect each other. Again, personality play a big roles on how yau handle hurts, disappointment and anger. So while all of the boys experience the exact same situation, it won’t affect them similarly. I feel like louis’s frustration translate into being ‘loud’ or probably argumentative. Savan’s fond memory of working with harry could also


Dear anon,

I might not have gotten last parts of this ask? If you have them, please send them.

First, thank you for understanding the complexity of the Golan/ Kotecha interview, for reading between the lines, and for articulating that in an empathetic way.

Now that we have all had time to digest it, I think it gives a lot of insight into the group dynamic.

Undoubtedly the powers-that-be have always seen One Direction as a manufactured product. Industry has never respected the band because of this background, despite the fact– the FACT not only voiced by fans but now, explicitly, by these two songwriters– that One Direction is not a typical boyband, that the talent is extraordinary, that their ambitions and their ability to learn the music business (from the creative to the business) was outsized.

And if Industry bothered to listen to pop podcasts, it would know that One Direction songs are actually, within the frame of their pop genre, quite good, considered by critics to be surprisingly good for a “manufactured product.”

I think Kotecha expressed his regret that 1. he underestimated them, 2. he let the psychological “mind fuck” –the antagonism he had with Louis– get in the way of helping them develop as artists, 3. he missed out on the biggest portion of their success, 4. he burned some bridges with them.

Kotecha is an incredible songwriter. I’m really glad he found his success with other big-name artists. He wrote my favorite AG song on Dangerous Woman, “Into You.”

The interview also revealed a lot about the band members’ state of mind through the first three albums. Kotecha states that none of the boys liked the music on Up All Night : it’s not music they are proud of, he says. If they disliked UAN, they would have recognized in the making of Take Me Home that Syco expected them to stay in this traditional boyband mode for all five albums– and perhaps they were already sensing the impetus to find a breakout solo act (Harry) so that the band wouldn’t finish their contract. They sensed it because that was the natural boyband trajectory, and had been for the last 30 years.

We talk about The Beatles being the first boyband, but of course, The Beatles were not put together on a reality talent show. No one expected the talent show band to last. No one expected them to have any creative or business talents. No one expected them to form any deep bonds with each other. No one expected them to do anything except bleat out tunes, look pretty, sell merch. No one expected these things because there was just no precedent. And now Kotecha’s interview basically confirmed all of this.

And imagine being in the boys’ shoes. Obviously they were going to sing whatever they were given in UAN: they were unknowns. They relied on industry experience to get to world-wide success. They would do whatever they were asked to do.

It was only after TMH, when their success became ever more apparent, that they had the courage to demand more. Even then, they were risking a lot to raise their voices. They could easily have been shouted down. And you’re right, anon, I think at some point, Kotecha felt like he was being attacked for doing exactly what he was hired to do. He felt an ownership for the creation of the 1D sound, and there was bloody mutiny from the bleating pretty faces– and not even from the talented one, or the singer.

And if Louis hadn’t been in the band, who knows who would have stepped into his place? Louis took a big risk (never play poker with him– his bluffs are deadly)– he could have been the one asked to leave. He was the loudest voice, but Kotecha sort of made it clear that it wasn’t only Louis who felt this way. Louis was simply the one willing to stick his neck out, to take the brunt of bad feelings. He risked his own career to make sure One Direction was in it for the long haul.

I wrote about “Strong” as a romantic song, but it could also be a song about camaraderie. “Waves try to break it”: it’s as poignant as any other reading.

Not only that, but Harry’s refusing to leave the band to be The Breakout Star also strengthened the band’s argument against management. They needed to be a united front, to argue for their creative independence. Perhaps Zayn’s willingness to give up on this united front is why bitter feelings ran so deeply during OTRA promo.

To Kotecha’s point about Harry’s songwriting chops, I think he is sincere. I think the songwriting community in pop music is a small one, and they don’t blow hot air around just for promo– the public doesn’t care if pop stars write their own songs, tbh. Indeed, it’s not the first time, second time, or even the tenth time we’ve heard from other songwriters that Harry is a pretty fucking good songwriter. I also think he and Harry are no longer in contact, at least not in any meaningful way, by the way Kotecha says “Harry probably would” [contact him]– at least, as of February 2016.

It’s weird, for me, to have this detailed, intimate snapshot of the band members circa 2011-2012. It adds to the complexity of the 1D boys as human beings, and I must say I love them more for this, for recognizing their mutual talents, for refusing to be ground down by the inevitable boyband gristmill, for having the vision to see their unknown futures and for wanting to be taken seriously as artists– risking their fame and celebrity in the process. They are a very special band.

april 19, 2017 

asdhlgdgakj i didnt even hit 1k yet im one away but who cares not me. SH00KITY SH00K THANK FOR THE FOLLOWS IDC THIS ISNT A GOOD TY NOTE BUT I JUST,,,,,,,,,, HOW. ILY EVERYONE AND YAYAYYYAYA. @ravenclw drunk viv makes a return

probs won award for the world’s most basic banner tbh and its a big milestone rip whateva im in a good mood for the first time in forever i wont dwell on it

rules:

  • mbf this [add label here bc what am i,, who am i hedwig]
  • reblog this crappy post
  • check whos taken here but i will be writing out all the taken characters for anyone on mobile bc ik the struggle im nice yw
  • send me and ask with: your name, house, pronouns,,,,, three things you love (pls keep short and simple),,,,,,, top three characters!! i would prefer people bc easier to find pics but idc.
  • fandoms im accepting: harry potter (obvi), doctor who, star wars, percy jackson
  • remember ily im a slow slug and wont be putting on the pics and stuff until later bc laziness

optional:

  • be a cool bean
He’s Got You High

For @a-simple-rainbow. ♥♥♥

She wanted something based on this post: Kurt sends an email to his TA while high on pain meds after a wisdom teeth extraction.

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Blaine is in the middle of his theatre history class when his phone signals a new email in his inbox. Discreetly hiding the phone from his instructor’s view by keeping his hands behind a stack of textbooks on his desk, he goes to his email folder and checks the sender.

It reads, Kurt Hummel.

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milack headcanons

lets get gay up in here

  • zack has a HUGE crush on milo first. he thinks about how much he has fun with him (like rollercoaster fun where you hate it while youre on it but afterwards youre like “LETS GO AGAIN!!”) and he realizes that he doesnt want anything to change and then just like.. everything crashes down on him all at once and he realizes he fell in love with a walking disaster and even worse- “what if he doesnt LIKE ME BACK aughhh”
  • zack ends up calling melissa in the middle of the night every other day like “hey does milo like flowers? chocolates? does he read poetry or listen to music more choose one” and melissa is like. whyd you wake me up why dont you just ask milo
  • it doesnt take long for melissa to realize hes got a crush and she just endlessly teases him about it. they show up late to school together and shes like “well did you enjoy your adventure with milo ayy wink wink kissy noise” and zacks like “shut up” and milos confused bc he thought it was a pretty good adventure
  • milos really blunt and open so one day zack is like “okay im gonna head off somewhere bye guys” and milo says “okay i love you bye” and zack almost keels over. milo gets scared its a murphys law thing and he stops saying “i love you” to people for awhile which makes zack kind of upset but he cant just TELL him why he reacted so much
  • zack talks to melissa about having a crush on milo just about all the time and she starts regretting knowing about it bc he is ALWAYS talking about milo when hes not right next to them. like she likes milo and talking about him and whatnot but is this really necessary and he overthinks everything all the time
  • “do you think i should get nicer clothes” “your outfit looks fine zack” “maybe i should save up for some cool jewelry” “ he might notice it i guess” “maybe i should get some safety equipment to hint at how i want to hang out with him even more” “dude" 
  •  milo freaking. loves with all his heart in such a strong way. he doesnt realize how much he loves his friends and craves affection until hes hanging out with zack and he just wants to lean his head on his shoulder so he does and hes like.. this is nice. meanwhile zack holds his breath bc like… milo is Very Close aaaaaaaa
  • milos totally autistic and infodumps a lot and zack loves it bc he loves his voice and he loves his smile and he loves the way he gestures to punctuate what hes talking about and when he flaps and he loves him so much and why did he let himself fall for him so hard 
  • zack is really really romantically frustrated and he’ll probably never be able to confess to milo about his crush bc hes not a risk taker at all and that makes him a little upset and he loses quite a bit of sleep drafting love letters in his head but he just never writes anything down and even if he did he’d never give it to milo bc he’d get cold feet anyways
  • zack actually works up the nerve to confess one day but like because of the murphys law thing he spends the entire day being interrupted by disasters and just other ppl even just coming up to talk to milo and hes just not able to tell him about his crush for the whole day and hes too exhausted by the end of the day to confess
  • that day ends with milo being like “thanks for staying with me for this whole day zack! i know it was pretty nuts… what was it you wanted to talk to me about?” and zack hesitates for a moment before just hugging him and being like “i just wanted to say youre my best friend dude”
  • he complains to melissa later about WHY didnt he just TELL HIM he had a perfect chance and he basically friendzoned his own crush and nothing would ever be okay again now and melissa is like “dont beat yourself up about it dude you’ll get more chances” but zack doubts it because hes never done anything before

theyre the football player/cheerleader couple of my dreams holy shit

Maybe that’s the problem

THIS IS A SERIES. PART 2 Part 3

Word count: 2939

Summary: You go to one of philip hamiltons famous parties, and next thing you know, you wake up in his house. shit happens.

Au: Highschool Au

Pairing: Philip x Reader

Warning:  Uh. French, mentions of sex??? but really just. the word, underage drinking/smoking (dont do drugs kids) i think thats it.
Note:good god guys, I really loved writing this. Also, I always think of so much to say in the notes when i’m actually writing, but now i forgot all of it. No proofreading, we die like men. I love Georges, anyone wanna see a georges fic?  AND Want this to be a multipart fic???? And yeah. I listened to Initiation from The Weeknd, so i recommend you do to. Even if it doesn’t have much to do with the story YET.  And georges is sleeping with philip, im sure. (you will understand later) Enjoy. Thats it. Also thanks to @fanfrickinhamiltasticimagines for helping me with the name so philips generation. Check her out guys. She hella cool. Done. Oh. @lookaroundlookaroundhowlucky wanted to be tagged. okay im out.

“You’ve never been to a Hamilton-Party?!”

You couldn’t help but giggle at your friend Abigail, her eyes were widened in shock. “I’ve already told you a thousand times I’ve never been to any parties, Nabby”, you reminded her, before taking a seat next to the girl. Abigail lifted her shoulders, giving you a shrug. “Yeah, but the ones at Hamiltons’ are different. I didn’t know you meant those too”, she alleged, plunking down into the chair. Raising an eyebrow in amusement, you explained yourself. “I told you my parents are trying to prevent me from underage drinking at all costs. How was I supposed to find a way to go there anyways?” Your words made your friend twist her mouth. “Hmm”, she hummed, hesitating. She seemed to be contemplating something, which made you curious in an instant. “What are you thinking about?”, you asked her, shifting around in your seat. “Oh nothing”, Abigail informed you, as a wide smile began spreading across her face, “I was just wondering what I should borrow you for tonight! We’re gonna pay the Hamilton Estate a visit!” Reluctant, you crossed your arms. “I don’t know. I mean, I’m not even invited. And if my parents would find out…”, you didn’t even bother to finish your sentence. Your parents were horribly strict and it already took you almost a week to persuade them to let you stay overnight at Abigail’s home. “Come on, don’t be such a party pooper! I’ll be with you, and it’ll be fun. Trust me!”, she reassured you, grabbing your shoulder. “Nobody will find out! And you don’t need an invitation! Everybody can go. Okay? Are you with me?” A deep sigh escaped your throat, before you slowly nodded. “I’m not gonna regret this, am I?”, you joked, but all you received was a shrug, before Abigail left the room.

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screenshots of /everything/ that callout is literal bullshit

still pm me. there are still things i cant include publicly. pm me. pm me.

everyone is literally ignoring like everything i post so im big time -_- but if you can reblog this please do

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these screenshots are weird, im “haruka” in all of them because theyre taken from vinces phone. i didnt have these screenshots because my phone broke recently and i lost all my old convos. karma is “unknown” in some of them because he deleted his kkt and remade literally so people couldnt screenshot him. notice how every screenshot is IN FULL, no weird selective cropping or suspiciously out of context things. you can ask for more screenshots regarding anything, or more context. we have all these conversations in full and can give you whatever

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Something I'll regret later

To one of the people I actually talk to @bananacatowl Go day happy bday for me

Oh I’m going to hell after this
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Today was a day I never expected to happen.

I mean it started the same, but only for 4 minutes.

I guess nobody else realized it either till a while.

Well today in the morning I got up and did my usual things.

Fight myself on whether to get outta bed or not, and taking a piss.

Then I washed my face and looked in the mirror

And that’s when I saw it…I was not me

I had all my thoughts but my face wasnt mine.

I rubbed my eyes and pinched myself so many time to say this was a dream

But then I realized this was real life

I was Johnathan…I was in his house,in his colthes, I was him

I quickly ran my fingers..Well his fingers on his face and then rushed to his bed

I nearly wrestled his bed for his phone.

Of course this mother fucker has a god dam password

I went with a guess and typed In his birthday….it worked

I tapped on his contacts and looked up my name

Once I saw the right one I quickly called my phone and waited.

“Hello?” I heard My sleepy voice come through the phone.

“Johnathan wake up!” I heard him quickly scatter to get outta bed.

“Hang on is that me?!” He said in a shocked voice

“Yes Johnathan it’s your voice but it me Evan! I know this is gonna sound weird but…I think we switched bodies!” I said as I heard him get up and scream.

“WTF?!! IM YOU!” He screamed through the phone

“AND IM YOU!” there was a long silence between us before he spoke up again

“Does this mean I can do whatever I want with your body?” He sprang up a joke

“Look fucker dont do anything with my body untill I get there! Got it?” I said as I found some socks and his shoes

“Fine but this is still funny as fuck” he said before I hung up

About 20 minutes later I ended up at my place. I grabbed my extra key and walked in to find Johnathan messing with my hair in the mirror.

“John! Your fucking up my hair!” I said I walked up to me..him?

“Evan your hairs been fucked since the day we met im spicing you up a bit” He said as he kept on going in the mirror.

“Ugh if your at least gonna be in my body treat it right!” I said as I looked over at the clock on the stove

“Oh I’ll treat your body right Evan don’t worry about that” he had a smug grin on his face as he said that…seeing myself say that made me feel all kinds of wrong, and not in a good way

“Look John if your gonna be in my body your gonna have to be me.” I said trying to find my ‘work phone’

“So I’m the Evan Fong now?….mm…this will be interesting” he said as he sat on the couch

“You make it sound so dirty….anyways if you are gonna be "Evan Fong” then you have to do what I do.“ I said as I got my work clothes from the closet

"Meaning?” He said as he stared at me

“Meaning you gotta get ready for work” I said as I threw him the pair of clothes

“Fuck you” he said I led him to the showers

“You’d be fucking yourself dumbass” I said as walked in

While Del was taking a shower I started thinking, did this just only happen to us?, What about our YouTube channels?

Then I remembered mom and dad were coming over for there “happy time with Evan” as they called it….

Oh Shit…

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Welp I’m tired. So go say happy bday to @bananacatowl before 12

Im Going to hell now

Party’s lead to sex, Sex Leads To...|| Nate ‘Skate’ Maloley

Almost a year ago i went to a party with my bestfriend nate maloley.  i was in town for a little while and he wanted to party before i went back home.At the pary i may have gotten a little too tipsy and i ended up hooking up with nate. about 2 days later i went back home to Omaha. me and nate would text every couple days but ever since the hookup we havent really been the same. i surely didnt feel the same. i was more emotional and more annoyed with everything. about a month or two after visiting nate in LA i went to the doctor for my yearly physical and i got news that changed my life forever. I found out i was pregnant. i didnt know what to do. how was i going to tell nate? well i never ended up telling nate and now im on my way to LA with my 2 month old daughter Arin. i was going out to LA to see my sister and hopefully finally get the courage up to tell nate about Arin. 

…………..

I arrived at my sisters apartment and she greeted me with a hug.

“baby sis!” she screams.

“shhh, Arin” i say hugging her. she looks down at the carrier.

“awe is this my beautiful niece Arin” she picks her up out of the carrier and holds her.

“yes it is” i say.

“she is so beautiful Y/N” she says.

“thanks”

“have you told nate your in town, im sure he would love to see Arin” she says. okay i may have lied to my sister and told her that i told nate about my pregnancy, but it was for the best.

“umm, not yet” i say.

“oh okay” she smiles.

“im gonna go get coffee, can you watch Arin?” i ask. she nods. 

“ill be back” i say. i leave her apartment and take the rental car to the local coffee shop, which is one of my favorites. i got into the coffee shop and waited in line. i pulled out my phone and opened the messages between me and nate. my fingers lingered over the keyboard. how was i suppost to tell him. 

“Y/N?” i hear my name. i turn around and see nate. 

“Nate?”i say. he walks up to me and hugs me.

“i didnt know you were in town” he says.

“yea, i just got in, visiting my sister, probably gonna look for an apartment too” i say. 

“thats good, do you wanna grab a seat and talk?” he asks. 

“sure” i say. i grab my coffee and me and nate grab a table.

“so hows your music going?” i ask him.

“really good actually, what about you anything new with you?” he asks. 

“umm” then my phone started buzzing. i looked at it and it was my sister.

“can you hold on a second” i say, he nods. i answer the phone.

“hey whats up?” i ask.

“its Arin, shes being all fussy” she says. i hear Arin in the back. 

“okay okay, im on my way back now, tell her ill be there soon” i say.

“sis she’s a baby she cant understand that” she says.

“Kassie, i know that, but it still soothes her, it stops her from crying” i say.

“okay fine, ill see you soon” she says. i hang up the phone. i set my phone on the table and my background is still light and its a picture of Arin. nates eyes scan the picture.

“look im sorry to cut this short, i have to go…help my sister” i say. 

“um yeah sure” nate says. i quickly rush out of the coffee shop and quickly go to the apartment. i get to the apartment and grab Arin from my sister.

“babygirl its okay mommys here” i say. about 20 minutes later theres a knock at the door. 

“sis can you get that?” i say. she doesnt answer.

“nevermind i got it” i say. i walk to the door holding Arin. i open the door and see nate. i freeze in my place. 

“nate! you came!” my sister says. fuck. she pulls nate inside and i pull her aside. 

“what?” she asks.

“okay i may have lied, i didnt tell him about Arin” i say. 

“What!” she says. Arin starts crying in my arms i sway back in forth.

“please dont yell” i say. she nods.

“well looks like you have to tell him now” she says. i roll my eyes. i walk into the living room and sit across from him holding Arin. he looks at her.

“Who’s this?” he asks. i take a deep breath.

“this is Arin…my daughter” i say. she grabs ahold of finger and sucks on it. 

“wow, whos the lucky guy?” he asks.

“you” my sister says. i smack her arm.

“what?” he asks. 

“nate…i havent been with anyone else since that night at the party the last time i was here visiting. Nate, Arin is yours” i say letting out a breath i didnt know i was holding in. 

“wait….shes…..mine?” he asks.

“look nate i was gonna tell you sooner but i kept freaking out and i couldnt, i thought i would tell you while im here, so i did.” i say.

“look you can hate me all you want but i dont need anything from you, ive got this, ive been good at taking care of her myself.” i say.

“dont you think i deserve to be in my childs life” he asks.

“nate, im not saying you dont want to be, im just saying…”

“thats my daughter too Y/N.” i feel tears build in my eyes. i take a deep breath.

“Y/N…thats our child…i deserve to be in her life, i want to be in her life, hell i wanted to be in yours but you went back home and i knew you would forget about what happened that night and it was no use.” he says.

“nate, i thought because of our hookup things werent ever gonna be the same, you barley texted” i say

“yea and i regret it everyday Y/N” he says.

“nate….”

“Y/N…..i love you, i want to be here for your and  our daughter” he says.

“i love you” i say. he walks over to me and bends down and kisses me. 

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just a little imagine for y’all. sorry if it seems a little disorganized. anyway, i hope you enjoyed, dont forget that requests are open.

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• Robbie doesnt know why she sits in the quinnjet all the time and he’s not sure he wants to but one day he passes by it on the plane and she’s just sitting there staring at the pilots seat, eventually Fitz comes by and notices him staring at her and her staring at the seat and his heart literally breaks because he knows and everyone else knows but Robbie and he knows its not his place to tell him so he doesnt (instead he tells him to ask her, Fitz knows she’ll tell him, for some reason she has no problem with it) 

• When Robbie does get the courage to go and ask her why she stares at it all day long, the look he sees in her eyes is heart breaking because he can see it all the pain but mostly the love behind it, she does tell him. she tells him why she sits and stares all day long.The man she loved died and this was the last place she saw him (he hates himself for a while after it because now he really wishes he didnt know, so he could keep believing she was just some vigilante who hates shield) 

•  After she tells him she starts coming out of the area more, one day Coulson almost fainted because he saw them smiling and laughing in the cargo bay next to Lola, she was telling him about how it could fly and how her hair looked like a fricking birds nest after, Robbie had never laughed so much thinking about it

• Jemma likes him, she doesnt know why maybe its because he saved them both or because she hasnt seen daisy smile like she has in a while and he’s the reason, so when she catches up to him at the base one day they start talking she starts to see why, they started talking about science (Robbie is smarter than he’d like to admit the only reason he didnt go to college was for Gabe, he totally would’ve been a giant nerd and no one can tell me otherwise) and when Daisy walks past the lab and sees them geeking out her heart literally swells 

• Mack has a giant bro crush on him, he saw the way he drove at the prison and he busted a fricking nut, one day Robbie catches him staring at the hell charger with such adoration that he lets him sit in (no way in hell was letting him drive it) he wouldnt even give him a ride to go see yoyo at one point because in Gabes words “he doesnt give people rides” 

•  the passenger seat of the charger is pretty much reserved for daisy, sometimes she hangs out inside like she did in the SUV in season one, at one point Robbie catches her inside asleep in the most uncomfortable position and he just shakes his head and puts the computer in the drivers seat and tells mack where she is (he doesnt want to leave her there, but he doesnt want to over step his bounds and y’know mans gotta keep up appearances) 

• one night the plane had landed and the back was open (like in the first episode when they watched the ship launch) Daisy was sitting on the hood of the car with her laptop and beer just watching horizon and Robbie has this habit of just appearing out of nowhere and scares the absolute crap out of her when she looks to her right and sees him sitting there with a beer and not saying a word

• we know that coulson said robbie was growing on him but its really May that likes him the most, they both have that brooding thing going on and they both noticed it the first time they met, one day at the base daisy walks into the kitchen to get food for her and mack and she literally walks into a pillar because she saw May and Robbie in the kitchen with matching grumpy cat mugs (they were drinking out of them and talking she even saw them laugh at her and sHE ALMOST DIED because 1. robbie was laughing 2. robbie had a really nice laugh 3. may was laughing 4. she just walked into brick and is 70% sure she just broke her nose) 

• when Daisy meets Gabe again she almost dies again because she doesnt know what he told Robbie about her leaving so she kinda just “yikes” and steers clear for a while until Robbie notices that everytime he’s with Gabe she pretty much ignores him (he says he’s not hurt by it but the first time it happens he’s looking under the hood with mack and Gabes inside the charger and Daisy literally takes one look and turns away, mack literally bursts out laughing at the offence Robbie took to it) after she  was going to walk away for the 60th time he looks down at Gabe to see he is giving her the biggest death glare (their first impression was terrible and she doesnt want to make it worse so they never had time to fix it) after seeing the look he locks them in a room together and makes them hash it out.

• that was his biggest fucking mistake and regrets every second of it because the second they came out of the room all buddy buddy and saw the mischievous look in their eyes he literally DIED

• He learns later on that Gabe stashed a photo album in the trunk of the charger specifically for this purpose (he had hope one day his brother would get laid and he could show them how much he lil baby wiener hadnt changed +dont make me get into the nsfw shit ill be here for 6 years) anyways he sees Daisy and Gabe in the kitchen in the base with the whole gang surrounding them (they hadnt been there at first but coulson got one good look at baby reyes and texted the whole squad) he goes over to see what their looking at bc hey we’re all friends here but the second he gets close enough they literally scatter, daisy and gabe are the only ones who own up to it bc they wanna tease him for the rest of his life (daisy even said that to him and he’s kinda glad because he’s hoping that means she’s gonna be in his life a lot longer)


I HAVE TO STOP HERE BC IM NEVER GONNA GET ANYTHING DONE, MEG U DID THIS

WHO KNOWS MAYBE ILL CONTINUE IT

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Nevermind (Yoongi)

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Prologue | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Epilogue


(a/n: im gonna be honest y’all i might post nevermind totally during the winter break (which i later will definetelly regret lol) bc i wanna focus on requests too, and i still really wanna make the WINGS series where i choose the members individual song and write a scenario from is XD as i said i still dont really know what im gonna do but im just so excited about random stuff lol byeee)

A (long) rant about Eridan Ampora.

So im gonna start from the bginning here. eridan hates the landwellers because theyre dumping trash in the ocean where all the other sewdwellers like him live and if the landwellers keep dumping garbage in the ocean seadwellers are going to have to leave the ocean. He is ill admit a casteist asshole but literally all the highbloods are but only eridan gets shit for it, which isnt fair like seriously??? but for fucks sake the garbage is ruining what was more than likely at one point his fucking home and its probably getting so bad he had no option but to move into the shipwreck he lived in before sgrub, so i dont blame him for holding a grudge against the landwellers really.

And then the thing with quadrants that brought fandom eridan to be the horror he is. Eridan was so desperate for a quadrantmate because on alternia you would literally be culled if you and a quadrantmate couldnt supply genetic material for the drones to take to the mother grub, and he didnt want to die. And the point will probably get brought up of ‘but even after the game started he still tried to get a quadrantmate!!1!’ well no shit what do they expect??? flirting became such a normal for him on alternia that he would of obviously needed time to get out of the habit. And when someone would show they were uncomfortable with his flirting he stepped off after the initial conversation. He gave up on quadrants because he didnt have to worry about dying if he didnt have a matesprit or kismesis annymore. he wasnt a fuckboy that just wanted anyone and everyone to sleep with him if thats who youre looking for go to cronus because cronus was made based off of fandom eridan.

During the game. i can go on for a long time about what happened during the game. eridan felt somewhat abandoned during the game. His moirail ditched him because she didnt need him to feed her lusus anymore and his kismesis had blocked him on trollian because he was 'too clingy and annoying’ which is bullshit, because later, said kismesis forced tavros to be prettymuch the same way eridan had been. vriska wanted tavros to bend to her every whim and when eridan had been a decent kismesis she left him. i get the difference in her pursuits of the two but eridan was a good kismesis! and then he asked anyone to come hang out with him on LOWAA and they all told him no. He asked politely he was like “hey does anyone wanna come hang out on LOWAA with me?” and they all shot him down, leaving him alone so hes bound to have issues cause of his friends abandoning him. And also now is a reminder that Eridan is pretty heavily coded as mentally ill, so imagine what that would have done to the poor guy.

As for the magic situation here? Eridan believed in magic at one point. Like genuinely and wholeheartedly believed in magic and wizards. And then his friends ridiculed him for it and told him how magic was bullshit, but then he decides to give up on magic and call it science instead, and he just gets made fun of again. Only Gamzee didnt ridicule him, because Gamzee himself was made fun of by everyone for believing in miracles. Honestly I think Eridan and Gamzee could have been friends but Eridan, due to being bullied so much for believing in magic, did the same to Gamzee for believing in miracles. So my point is that Eridan gave up on something dearly important to him because he was laughed at for it. Literally all Eridan really wanted was to be accepted by his 'friends.’

oh and let’s not forget that Eridan received death threats from future Karkat for something he didnt even know he would do. So you can probably imagine what it would be like having your best friend messaging you from the future, which you didnt know, threatening your death for something you didnt know you did. The death threats were really uncalled for. And I cant even begin to imagine what was going through Eridan’s head before he died. He felt so much regret over all of it, and he doesnt get another chance. He doesnt get to try and prove himself. He “doesnt deserve” to be brought back, according to the other trolls and half the fandom. Speaking of death, Eridan didnt kill Feferi out of jealousy like everyone thinks he did. Sollux challenged him to a duel. Sollux lost fair and square. Feferi gets pissed that Sollux lost the duel and comes at Eridan with a trident. So what does Eridan do? He defends himself. Feferi was going to kill him, so he killed her before she could get the chance. Then Kanaya comes after him with a CHAINSAW so he does the same thing, 'killing’ Kanaya. Notice how Karkat was there too and he didnt do anything to Karkat? It was because Karkat didnt attack him. He was defending himself, because they were trying to kill him. And later when Kanaya is back and comes after him again as well as Vriska and Gamzee, he could have very well defended himself before Kanaya had the chance to take the science wand and break it, but he didnt. And I think it was because he felt bad about what he had done. After he had absconded he had probably been realizing what exactly he had just done to two of his friends, and feeling guilty as shit about it, so he didnt take the chance to defend himself when Kanaya burst in. He probably realized what future Karkat had been threatening him about, and thought he deserved whatever he was going to get.

After his death, when he’s Erisolsprite, he expresses that he’s sorry for what he did, and he feels shitty because of it. And people wonder why Erisolsprite doesnt Erisolsplode, but its because Eridan and Sollux both hate eachother so much they wont put themselves out of their own misery, because they want the other to keep suffering. And I feel like Eridan and Sollux too probably dont want to explode their sprite, because they both feel bad about things theyve done, and feel like they deserve to suffer. Eridan expressed that he felt bad and that he wished he could make it up, and that he hated himself because of it. On the other hand, Vriska only said she felt bad for killing Tavors, not for abusing him his whole life, not for breaking his spine and rendering his legs useless, not for building his house up who knows how high and using stairs instead of ramps thus forcing Tavros to drag himself up countless flights of stairs WHILE having to fight imps as well, she only felt bad for killing him. And even then, after she brought him back as a sprite, she abused him even more as well as Jake. When Eridan was a sprite and trying to apologize to Feferi, he didnt tell her he hated her for trying to kill him or anything, he told her he was sorry. He told her he was sorry for everything.

He had a reason for everything he did. And while it doesnt excuse it, it had reason. And he at least said he was sorry and that he felt bad for what he did, UNLIKE VRISKA. Yet he gets shit from the fandom, and tons of people absolutely love Vriska. It’s not fair that Eridan didnt/probably wont get a redemption arc, and that the fandom hates him.

TL;DR- Eridan gets more shit from the fandom than he deserves and is actually a very complex character, but the fandom reduces him to a whiny fuckboy thats worse than Vriska.

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Next time, we’ll win and make you say, “I’m mad,” or, “That was fun,” instead of just, “Sort of.”

I look forward to it.

more latino!Lance hc’s

I’m back with more~

  • Having children waking you up constantly leads to reflexes 
    • So when Keith gently wakes him up he mumbles something cranky but kid friendly
    • Whereas Pidge wake him up by throwing the covers he bolts up and falls over
    • Hunk splashes cold water on his face and screams in spanish
    • He can never escape the water in the face no matter where he goes.
  • Eventually everyone just accepts hearing whatever song Lance is humming/ singing to and it get’s stuck in their head for weeks and cot DAMMIT Lance! We dont even know the words!!!
  • At the team bonding sleepover he paints everyone’s nails and braids their hair (if able to) and it’s glorious
    • Shiro does everyone’s eyeliner
    • Everyone explains horror stories from their culture to Allura and Coran
  • He is ready when they land on a planet with water bc he’s part fishy
  • Momma didn’t raise no tonto so he likes to keep his mind sharp by talking with Hunk and Pidge and making up math equations with them
  • The reason why Lance hates (loves) Keith mullet is bc he had one
    • Seriously tho, why do latinx parents allow their sons to have mullets?!
    • This is a v serious question guys, it’s so out of style and i feel like the little boys are gonna regret it later on
  • AY!, HIJO DE-”  insert complaining and cursing in spanish
  • He treat’s Pidge like his little sisters and it lowkey helps them feel better
    • Cradling and humming a lullaby or pillow fights
    • Teasing and chasing each other to fill the castle with noise
  • When cooking rice the steam reminds him of humid summer days in Cuba and he feels melancholic
  • Eventually teaches everyone how to dance the bachata
  • Has a bad habit of rolling his ‘r’ while speaking english
  • Also does that (what’s it called, mexican yell? Ok yeah im mixing a whole bunch of cultures, sorry) mexican yell after victories just to confuse everyone on what culture he is
  • Eventually realizes he’s turning into his abuelo when he keep’s repeating the same story to everyone
  • Suerte likes it tho again, for another time.


That’s all for now!!!

title: how to get a boyfriend: a comprehensive guide by kuroo tetsurou
fandom: haikyuu!!
pairing: kurodai
word count: 2311
summary: kuroo asks daichi out thru texts, then regrets it: the fic

for @maskyoursmile! i hope this is everything that u wanted!!

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Daichi lets out a long, relieved sigh as he finally finishes his homework for the weekend. It’s only Friday, but he’s always found it much easier to do all of his homework as soon as he gets home from school instead of leaving it until Sunday night. It makes it a lot easier to enjoy his weekend, he finds, so even though the guys poke fun at him for it, he sticks to his routine because it’s something that works for him.

After a nice stretch of his arms and spine that leaves his bones feeling pleasantly melty, he reaches for his phone. He always turns it on silent and leaves it facedown while he does his homework to avoid any distractions, but Suga always sends him messages anyway so he figures he should probably check them and get back to him.

When he turns his phone over, however, he finds the screen flashing with an incoming call from Kuroo Tetsurou.

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2016 IS ENDING !!!

It’s finally the end of 2016!! It’s been a very rough one for all of us, but I’ve made so many new friends and have made enough happy memories to battle the bad ones! This is gonna start with the people who have impacted me the most and then after that its everyone who I can’t live without seeing on my dash~

FOR KPOP BLOGS (i am also @kissmybt-ass and will also be making another separate ff for more recognition ayyy~)

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your first time w/ connor

A/N: hey guys!  so anon requested this, sorry this took me soon long to write, but its probably one of the longest ones I’ve written. id like to thank snog-a-con for helping me find inspiration to write this. 

also waring: sexual content and a bit of a visual (not that graphic i promise) and blah blah if you don’t want to read about having sex with Connor i wouldn’t recommend reading (;

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it was the week before uni and you couldnt be more excited, this was the college that was your first pick. but thats not the only reason you were excited. you have been dating connor through the internet, and all other sources of communication; you were finally meeting him for the first time. you had met him through twitter and you guys went back and forth on twitter and snapchat until you both were at the point of needing each other’s number. you and him texted back and forth for a while until you confessed that you had feelings for him, them thankfully being mutual. you began facetiming and doing everything you could as far as talking on a daily basis. you had planned out a few skype/facetime dates but they were always really relaxed ordering pizza at the same time or even just talking for over an hour. now you were taking a flight out to him, also due to the fact he was only a 2 hour drive to where your university is. you were beyond nervous to see him face to face for the very first time. you had all of your things packed up since you were staying the weekend at his and then you would head to university early to set things up. he texted you knowing that you had to drive to the airport soon. the text reading “ hi baby, have a nice flight. cant wait to see you xx” making you smile and responding with a “thanks babe,see you soon xx” before slipping your iphone and headphones in your pocket and heading to the airport. the flight was supposed to be a quick one only a little over an hour. you didnt have any bags that needed to be checked or anything like that since you just had a carry on. you sat in the gates area reading the sign saying the flight took off in 15 minutes and theyd be boarding soon. you shot your boyfriend a text before getting on the plane “ see you in an hour, getting on the plane now (:”, quickly getting a response “ill be waiting outside of the gates, have a safe trip”

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your flight went by relatively fast because you were just sat watching a movie the whole time intill you were interupted by the announcement about the plane landing. you quickly turned your phone back on whilst popping a piece of gum in your mouth, because no matter how many times you flew you still werent a fan of the landing part. finally you made it off the plane and looked everywhere for your boyfriend still unseen. you felt a squeeze on your body from behind “hi” he whispered cutely. you knew by the voice exactly who it was and quickly turned around to look into his blue eyes. “youre, youre here. i just i cant belive youre actually in front of me.” you said in pure shock. “yes im here, babygirl” he said smiling bringing his hand to your cheek. “you look even more beautiful in person” he said in a voice only the two of you could hear, just before leaning down to kiss you. this caused you to drop your bags and grab his face kissing him back. he slowly pulled back both of you out of breath “ive wanted to do that for so long, you have no idea” he said smiling. “i think i have a pretty good idea” you sassed back making him chuckle. “come on lets go, thats all your stuff right?” he said looking at your rather large backpack on the floor. “yup,thats all ive got” you said picking up your backpack.

 

the two of you finally made it back to his apartment and it was a relief, most of it was actually because of course you believed that he was real and everything but it was a bit scary because you were meeting for the first time ever. now that you know everything is legit it was sort of calming. “hey, um where should i put my stuff?” you questioned. “well you can put it in my room if you want, but i mean you dont have to sleep in the same bed if that makes you uncomfortable i can sleep on the couch this weekend” he rambled. “relax, no ones sleeping on the couch” you laughed a little. you put away your stuff and saw your boyfriend sitting on the couch watching whatever it was that was on tv. you sat crisscross on the couch next to him trying to see if he was paying attention. “hey Y/N, you wanna watch a movie?” he said looking over at you. “only if my boyfriend will cuddle with me” you said trying to be cute. “deal” he laughed moving over to be closer with you. he turned on a random movie and you guys

sat there watching the movie for a while until you ended up just looking up at him in happiness. he caught your eyes with his own and leaned down to kiss you again, but this kiss was different then the one at the airport it was so much more intense. you kissed him back with everything you had. before you knew it you were in the midst of a makeout session and you were on top of him and he pulled away. “we should stop, if we go any further i dont know if i could stop myself from going too far” he said sweetly. “what if i wanna go too far” you challenged. “i just dont want you to feel like you have to or anything like that.” he said rubbing your sides. “there has been nobody ive ever wanted to do this with more, trust me this is what i want” you say confidently. “i know this may sound rushed, but i love you and i wanna make sure that you wont regret this later.” he said in a calm yet worried voice. “ do you just not wanna have sex with me? is that the issue here?” you said getting irritated. “no,no of course not. you’re fucking beautiful and id be honored to have sex with you baby girl” he said kissing you deeply. “but let me lead” he whispered in your ear before the both of you were flipped positions on the couch. “maybe we should take this to your room” you giggled as he was peppering kisses all over your neck.

 

before you knew it he playfully lifted you up and leaded you to his bedroom. he put you down only to rid himself of his shirt and lightly press you to the bed kissing down your neck causing little whimpers to leave your lips. you reached to pull your shirt over your head but his hands stopped you. “let me” he said sweetly, whilst lightly lifting your shirt over your head and putting it on the floor. he held your face as if it was glass, with the most sensitive and delicate touch and looked into your eyes with love evident in his face. “beautiful” he whispered before kissing you again and again; on your lips, on your neck, on your chest, and trailing all over your stomach. “i want you to know that every inch of you is absolutely beautiful, and im going to cherish every inch of your body” he said smoothly running his hands behind your back ridding yourself of your bra. once the bra was off of your body you heard a noise come from connor that you’ve never heard him make in your entirety of knowing him. he cupped your breasts in his hand rubbing you and running his thumb over the sensitive skin, causing you to shut your eyes in pleasure. “does that feel good princess” he said in a low voice. you let out a strangled moan. “just enjoy it,hm” he said before putting his mouth where his hands were making your mind block out everything besides him. your hands gripped onto the sheets not knowing where to put your hands. he placed your hands in his hair in response causing you to run and pull your fingers through his hair. he slowly made his way to where your waistband was as he fiddled with the button on your jeans and looked up at you almost asking for permission. you nodded your head causing him to pull your jeans and underwear down and off of your body.

his head was between your legs bringing you to a state of ecstasy  your hands in his hair moaning out like you never thought you would but the pleasure took over your body.

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your high was approaching when you felt the lost of contact making you gasp in confusion making him chuckle and leading his lips back to your neck relaxing you. “when you come baby, i want to be inside you” he said before separating your bodies only to take his pants off along with his boxers. he came close to you kissing you with passion before speaking to you again “you’re absolutely sure about this right?” he said searching for any sign of doubt from you. “i’m positive, as crazy as it may seem i love you too babe” you said kissing him with everything you had. he grabbed a condom and pulled it on himself before entering you. “sh,baby i know its gonna hurt in the beginning but im gonna go slow okay?” he said softly caressing your face. he wasn’t lying, he took it slow and it was painful in the begining but once you got past that you felt extreme pleasure throughout your body. “shit con, you can go faster, please” you said almost sounding desperate. you didnt need to tell him twice because after that he went so fast you swear your legs were shaking. you could feel your high approaching again and you gripped on the back of his neck, your head falling back. “just let it go, babygirl.” he said in a soothing tone before both of you rode out your highs and he pulled out to lay next to you.


you looked down to see you bled all over the sheets, you were absolutely mordified and shut you eyes murming words along the lines of “fuck” and “shit”. “babe whats wrong?” he said looking over to you. “im sorry, i kinda um” you said glancing down embarassed. “its alright, we can change the sheets its not a big deal. its normal babygirl dont be embarassed” he said kissing you. him as well as yourself put some clothes on before changing the sheets and throwing the stained ones in the dirty clothes. you had underwear and a random shirt you found on top of the dresser of what you assumed was his shirt. “cute” he commented on the shirt making you laugh. after everything you and connor headed to bed and slept intertwined with each other.

Imagine being Scott’s little sister and going to a private school. youre school goes on break and you come to stay at home for a few weeks and you meet his new friends. theyre surprised and interested in scott’s sister, which he does not enjoy. 

“ Scott don’t forget Y/n is coming home today an dis gonna stay with us for a few weeks.” Mama mcall said over the phone and scott groaned. 

“ What, b-but why? why can’t she stay somewhere else?” He asked , which he soon regretted. 

“ Scott Mcall that is your sister youre talking about!” His mother scolded. “ You havent seen her in months! now you will welcome her home and be happy about it, or else youre grounded, got it?” She asked and he sighed. 

“Yes mam.” He mumbled and hung up.

“ Who’s coming over?” Allison asked and scott sighed. 

( Yes this is like season 1-2. deal with it.)

“ My little sister y/n is coming over. apparently it’s one of the breaks form her private school so she’l be here.”

“ What’s so bad about that. y/n isn’t that bad. she’s pretty cool.” Stiles said and scott glared at him. 

“ Yeah stiles, my sweet, defenseless, little y/n staying in a town full of werewolves and giant lizards monsters and phycos that could kill her! what a great idea buddy!” He napped, his voice dripping with sarcasm. 

“She’ll be fine. “ Derek said calmly. “ As long as she doesnt stick her nose in things that dont involve her she’ll be okay.” He said and lydia rolled her eyes. 

“ is she cute? maybe she can become friends with me and shell tell allison and i embarrassing stories about you. “ Allison said with a grin. 

“ well we’re about to find out.” issac said as he looked out the window to see a car parked int he drive way.

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“ Thanks again for dropping me off you guys.”y/n said to the two boys standing in front of her. 

these boys were dallas and andrew rockford, her best friends from school, they also lived in beacon hills so they insisted she rode with them. which she gladly said yes to. 

“ Hey it was no problem hotstuff.” Dallas said as he and his twin brother both kissed y/n’s cheeks and waved. “See ya later!” They called out as she walked up to her home. 

she smiled and waved back. “ Ill text you guys, well hang out tomorrow.” She said and turned around, searching for her house key before scott swung the door open and pulled her in for a hug. 

“ Uh ..hey scott.” She mumbled awkwardly into his chest as he smile and pulled away. 

“ Hey y/n, how have you been?” He asked and she smiled. 

“ Good, better now that i’m home. “ She said with a smile, and he finally took in her appearance, she looked different. 

very different. 

 she was taller, her skin tanner and her toned muscles were clear to see in her shorts and white button up. A black lip ring on her bottom lip, her hair tumbled down her shoulder in a beautiful natural way and her e/c eyes and smile lit up the entire room. 

she looked gorgeous. 

and apparently scott’s friends thought so too. 

“ There is no way in hell youre related to scott, youre waaayy to pretty.” Isaac mumbled, a little too loud. 

Y/n turned toward him and smiled. “ well we actually are siblings. You are?” she asked and he smiled

“ Im Issac, nice to meet you.” He said and held out his hand, only to have lyda to step infront of him and smiled.

“ He not worth it honey, i’m lydia, youre new mentor at life. so tell me, what are the guys at private school like?” She asked, only to have scott pulll y/n away by the arm.

“ I think it’s time for you to go unpack and relax. so go to your room and dont go out until i tell you.” He said and shooed her upstairs. once she was in her room he pointed at them all angrily. 

“No.” He said as he pointed as then all one by one. 

“NONONONONO. i will not let you people corrupt my sister.” He said firmly, then looked at stiles who was snickering while staring at his phone. 

“ Stiled what are you doing?”

“ Texting y/n”

“NO!”

so i really like this and i think if you guys want i may do more Scott’s Sister series cause thatd be fun. so yeah, please let me know. 

gr8stoneddragon replied to your post “i know she was mostly joking/complaining but hearing my step mom…”

I hate that feeling, especially because it just doesn’t go away. the fact that I helped HER move right before I left for NY and had to pack my stuff while house sitting for open house showings and packing for her too is just…. :/ I still sometimes think about how little stuff I have from my childhood bc either I had to get rid of it, or mom did. (there was that time she got robbed, and then there was that time I got robbed…. )

It has actually taken me a LONG fucking time (and some therapy) to accept the fact that I can actually want things for myself AND buy them AND not regret buying them if I want to throw them out later. I had to re-learn how to enjoy the space I live in and, you know, actually live in it because I was just living in ‘craft room’s or 'guest bedroom’s for so long.

im especially mad because she hinted before at “driving me up” to nyc and i was like! yeah boi i love car trips and then all my stuff is already packed for being shoved in cars and we could go to IKEA while weve got a car handy and pick up some furniture and and and.

& now they’re just like

yeah we’re gonna fly you up there. tell us what stuff you want us to mail.

and im just

oh………okay thats cool its not like things get broken or lost in the mail or anything……it’s not like i wanted emotional and physical help moving and not just a plane ticket and someone mailing stuff to me…… thanks guys…

i think ive already gotten through the “throwing away” stuff part just cause of the rapidfire moving wrt houston house > 25th st house > upstairs 25th street house > having to pack my stuff up for university/move out every year so im just kind of like. fuck it if you’re not massively important to me im throwing you away. 

but it still takes less energy to put something in a box than throw stuff away so i am still dragging some bs around but like……..

idk i cant imagine living somewhere for more than a year. and like. taking my stuff out of boxes and then just like. getting rid of the boxes or at least taking them apart and folding them away because i won’t need them for a long time.

& our family wonders why we never talk to them……..