i dont know i was bored and yeah

Taste It - Jim Moriarty x Reader

this one is so weird ahhh

it’s kind of kinky? but super super weird.

yeah i dont know im sorry

(also kinda gross depending on how you are but yeah. Not what I usually write.)

Originally posted by aphgeneralhux


“Argh.” He groaned, clutching his head, tilting his head back.

“What?” You asked blandly, unamused with Jim’s dramatic mood lately. 

He sighed, “(Y/n), it’s just so boring.

“Oh yes I know, terribly so, why don’t you go and play with Sherlock again - oh wait” You look up from your book to meet Jim’s eyes. “You killed him.”

Jim rolled his eyes, “Yes, thank you (Y/n), very helpful, thank you for reminding me.”

There was silence in the one room flat. Jim lay spread eagle on the bed, you sitting in the large armchair.

Tick, tick, tic-

Suddenly, Jim got up and hurled the clock from the shelf. It hit the floor, shattering and the cogs and glass skidded across the floor.

You winced, reaching down to look at your calf, which had been sliced open by a stray piece. It wasn’t deep but it stung, the blood ebbing from the wound.

Jim slid down to crouch in front of you, holding your leg in his hands he examined your wound.

“What the fuck are you doing?” You asked angrily.

He looked up at you, a crooked smile on his lips, “Can’t you just taste it?”

“Taste what?” You asked, not sure you wanted to.

“The sexual tension of course.” He smirked, and with one swift motion he licked up your leg, his tongue stinging against your skin. 

You gasped in pain, your hands going to his hair to hold him back.

“There we go!” He laughed as you held him away from you, exposing his pale, pale neck. 

“You’re sick.”

“True. But you’re a bit sick too, aren’t you (Y/n)?” Jim raised an eyebrow, tilting his head and pouting as much as he could in his current position. 

You shoved him back with a foot to the chest and he fell back on the wooden floorboards, laughing. Sliding off the chair, you leaned over him, your mouth inches from his, “I don’t taste anything, my dear friend.” You spat the last word. 

“Let me show you.” Jim murmured, taking you slowly towards him, giving you a chance to push him away again, but you didn’t. Your lips met his in a messy, clumsy, rage fueled kiss. His hands held your shoulders, pulling you down to him and then under him when he rolled over. 

“Can you taste it now, “(Y/n)?” He asked sarcastically, licking his lips.

“Oh just a taste.” You teased. He smirked and went back to kiss you, to give you a better taste of whatever it was he had. 

And it was good.


Masterlist

honestly people complain about how bad newer warrior names are getting (names like sneezepaw and snowbush and stuff) but listen if i was a writer for this series and i had to come up w/ 800 cat names using this system i’d start getting bored and making up shit like “sneezeface” too i dont blame them

lordsmellymort  asked:

ok so im gonna send in a whole bunch of these but first off can u draw ur headcanon cecil & carlos designs?

HELL YES I CAN

god settling on a design for carlos was easy peasy hes p much described fully in the show so hes good its just C ECIL oh boy cecil was fun. theres so many headcanons and everything i just. 

i went kinda boring?? i kept the popular blond hair thing but tried to make his features more. idk. i really dont know. whatever. love his fashion sense tho

also i tried something new with the way i drew and colored! i tried to make it more pixel arty but it didnt come out quite like i planned. oh well. i still like it (tho i dont think ill ever do it again bc MAN that was hard)

so yeah! here! NOW SEND ME MORE LIKE U SAID BINCH THERES ONLY ONE OTHER IN MY INBOX RN

@davidmont replied to your photo

ma'am your style is so unique! i just can identify you by seeing your pics w/o your icon

Aww thank you very much David! I hope this doesn’t make it boring to see my picture :P

@queenofmyownfantasy replied to your photoset

May I borrow your decoration skills?

Naaaah, it’s nothing special :D but thanks!

@ciarasia replied to your photoset “Daisy’s new bedroom :)”

so cute :D did that cat poster come with pets? i dont think i’ve seen it in game before :D

It’s adorable ♥ but yeah, it actually came with Pets!

@grumpysimmies replied to your photoset “Timon: I can’t believe it. Fine, let’s just end this thing. I don’t…”

Asala and Amber though xD

I know right? It looked like they were totally enjoying the scene ahahaha

@plumboops replied to your photoset

that hair is adorable!!

It really is! If you want it, you can grab it here!

ALL RIGHT NERDS LISTEN UP:

ARE YOU BORED ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON? DONT BE, I WAS TOO ONCE BUT THEN I THOUGHT, OH DANG I CAN MAKE A GREAT LOOKIN CAKE. SO IMMA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE  A QUICK AND NOT TOO FANCY LOOKING BOOK CAKE:

STEP ONE:

pULL OUT ONE OF THESE SUCKERS

oPEN IT UP AND LOOK UP A GOOD CAKE RECIPE. I USED CHOCOLATE CAUSE I LIKE CHOCOLATE BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO THATS FINE

NOW, ONCE YOUVE BAKE THAT CAKE, AND YOU BETTER BAKE IT GOOD IN A RECOMMENDED 9 BY 15 OR 9 BY 13 INCH PAN, SET IT ASIDE TO LET IT COOL ON A RACK OR SOMETHING, PRO TIP: PLACE A BROWN PAPER BAG UNDERNEATH IT TO SOAK UP AND UN WANTED MOISTURE THAT WILL MAKE IT SOGGY AND ALL SLOPPY LOOKIN.

OKAY STEP 2: GO OUT AND BUY YOURSELF SOME OF THIS FONDANT STUFF, YOU CAN MAKE IT BUT TRUST ME AND MY SEVERAL ATTEMPTS: ITS A FRIGGIN MESS, NOT WORTH YOUR TIME UNLESS YOURE A PRO

I USED WILTON CAUSE IT TASTES PRETTY OKAY FOR A STORE BOUGHT FONDANT, LIKE REALLY SUGARY MARSH MELLOW ICING.

NEXT YOURE GONNA WANNA ROLL THIS STUFF OUT ON A CLEAN SURFACE BUT BEFORE YOU DO THAT MAKE IT UNCLEAN. THATS RIGHT I WANT YOU TO SMOTHER THAT COUNTER OR CUTTING BOARD OR WHATEVER WITH POWDERED SUGAR, IT KEEPS THE FONDANT FROM STICKING TO THE SURFACE. OKAY ONCE THATS DONE ROLL IT OUT REAL THIN BUT NOT TOO THIN, PROBABLY LIKE 3 MM THATS WHAT I DID AND IT WORKED FINE, MAKE IT PRETTY BIG, ROLL OUT THE ENTIRETY OF THE BAG, YOULL NEED IT

BUT SET THAT ASIDE TO SIT AND BECOME NOT AS STICKY.

GO BACK TO THE CAKE IT SHOULD BE COOL NOW, I WANT YOU TO MEASURE THAT CAKE AND CUT IT STRAIGHT IN HALF THAN GRAB YOURSELF SOME SORT OF JAM OR FILLING OR SOMETHING, I USED STRAWBERRY

AND RUB THAT ALL OVER THE TOP OF ONE OF THE TWO PIECES OF CAKE YOU SHOULD HAVE NOW, IF YOU USE JAM ITS PRETTY STICKY SO MAKE SURE TO ONLY RUB THE TOP OF THE CAKE.

OKAY NOW GO AHEAD AND MAKE YOURSELF SOME WHIPPED CREAM BY BLENDING 2 CUPS OF HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM WITH ABOUT A TABLESPOON OF VANILLA EXTRACT AND A FOURTH A CUP OF SUGAR

ITS GONNA TASTE HEAVENLY BUT DONT LET YOUR FAT BUTT EAT IT ALL, SMOTHER THE JAM YOU JUST SLAPPED DOWN WITH THIS STUFF AND MAKE IT THICK CAUSE THE TOP OF YOUR CAKE IS PROBABLY SLOPPED, THIS WILL EVEN OUT THE TOP. NOW TAKE THE OTHER HALF CAKE, FLIP IT UPSIDEDOWN AND SET IT ON THE WHIPPED CREAM, ADD MORE IN ANY GAPS THAT STILL SHOW ON THE SIDES AND SMOOTH IT OUT WITH A BUTTER KNIFE.

COVER THE TOP OF THE CAKE WITH YOUR JAM OR WHATEVER YOU USED AND GO BACK TO THE FONDANT SHEET YOU ROLLED OUT. REMEMBER THAT? WELL NOW COME THE CAREFUL PART.

TAKE THAT SHEET AND GENTLY, AND I MEAN GENTLY, LAY IT ON THE CAKE FOLDING IT LIKE WRAPPING PAPER ON THE EDGES AND TAKE A KNIFE AND CUT OFF ANY EXCESS, YOULL PROBABLY HAVE A LOT, HOPEFULLY, SET IT ASIDE CAUSE IF YOU WANNA DETAILS THAT WHAT YOULL USE.

NOW GRAB YOURSELF SOME OF THIS STUFF

AND PAINT THE TOP OF THE CAKE WITH ANY COLOUR BUT YELLOW, GIVE IT TEXTURE IF YOU WANT I DONT CARE NOT MY CAKE, BUT WHEN IT WAS MY CAKE I DID GIVE IT TEXTURE. OKAY YOU CAN USE A NORMAL PAINT BRUSH TO PAINT THIS ON AND BE CAREFUL MY PEEPS THIS STUFF GOES A LONG WAY, ONLY LIKE 3 DROPS COVERED MY ENTIRE CAKE TOP. THE SIDES OF THE CAKE SHOULD BE STROKED HORIZONTALLY WITH YELLOW TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE PAGES IN A BOOK

NOW I FORGOT TO PHOTOGRAPH SOME STEPS IN HERE BUT BASICALLY WHAT I DID WAS ROLLED OUT SOME MORE FONDANT AND SHAPED IT LIKE SOME LETTERS OR SOME JUNK AND YEAH THIS IS WHAT MINE LOOKED LIKE AT THIS POINT

AS YOU CAN SEE I USED A REFERENCE IMAGE FOR THE LETTERING, DONT BE AFRAID TO USE REFERENCE IMAGES, THEY HELP A BUTT LOAD OKAY? OKAY

YOURE PRETTY MUCH FINISHED JUST ADD SOME MORE DETAILS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A FANCY BOOK COVER AND GO OUT AND PHOTOGRAPH THAT CAKE, YOU WORKED HARD ON IT BE PROUD MMM CAKE

AS YOU CAN SEE I ADDED AN ACORN ON MY BOOK COVER CAUSE I SHIP THE HECK OUT OF BAGGINSHIELD AND ITS A SUBTLE SIGN. AND YOU MIGHT WANNA EAT IT THE DAY YOU MAKE IT CAUSE THERE IS WHIPPED CREAM IN THE CENTER AND THAT STUFF TASTES BEST FRESH

ENJOY YOUR CAKE, NERDS

kxlance replied to your post: I’m sick and tired of people who mock fluffy…

i’m so sorry that happened to you i’m so bored by these people and their incapacity of understanding that there is so much more of the freaking rivalry…why do people wanna turn everything violent i’ll never understand. i 100% support what you say keep up!! <3

thank you elsa that means a lot!! and yeah i’m so tired of it, it’s like, even if the content isn’t ic why does it matter? why is it such a big deal that people are making healthy content for a ship they really like? and idk it’s upsetting to me how restricted a lot of these people’s views of keith and lance are, where they think the possibility of keith and lance genuinely caring for each other is so out of character

im dying.  i remember the first time i met billie joe for some reason i mentioned gerard way (i was 15 ok) and was like “do you know who he is” and billie was like “yeah”.  well apparently billie was actually a huge mentor to gerard, gave him advice and shit in 2004 when they toured together, even recommended the producer (rob cavallo) for the black parade.  yeah billie,,, you,,, know of him, .. dont u…

get to know me tag!! um so i know some else had tagged me in this but idk who, but i was also tagged by @mxci

1. Are you named after someone?
my dad’s name is alex, so i was kind of named after him
2. When is the last time you cried?
a couple of weeks ago after coming back from the PH
3. Do you like your handwriting?
it does the job of looking good so yeah
4. What is your favorite lunch meat?
turkey
5. Do you have kids?
no
6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
yeah, i think im p cool when you get to me
7. Do you use sarcasm?
Too often.
8. Do you still have your tonsils?
Yea
9. Would you bungee jump?
Yea
10. What is your favorite kind of cereal?
cheerios
11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
no (who does that??)
12. Do you think you’re a strong person?
Yes and i hope to be the strongest i can be
13. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
rasberry sorbet
14. What is the first thing you notice about people?
eyes
15. Red or pink?
pink
16. What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself?
my tum
17. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now?
blue jeans and gray boots
18. What was the last thing you ate?
lemon bars
19. What are you listening to right now?
Nothing.
20. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
mulberry
21. Favorite smell?
so there is perfume that i love and i literally cant remember what its called now
22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
My dad
23. Favorite sport to watch?
any sport
24. Hair color?
Dark brown.
25. Eye color?
dark brown.
26. Do you wear contacts?
yup
27. Favorite food to eat?
all food
28. Scary movies or comedy?
comedy
29. Last movie you watched?
idk
30. What color of shirt are you wearing?
dusty rose and black
31. Summer or winter?
Winter.
32. Hugs or kisses?
both
33. What book are you currently reading?
just books for my classes
34. Who do you miss right now?
No one.
35. What is on your mouse pad?
im at school rn, and it has no bg just plain black
36. What is the last TV program you watched?
idk
37. What is the best sound?
Silence.
38. Rolling Stones or The Beatles?
neither
39. What is the furthest you have ever traveled?
Phillippines in the beginning of this year
40. Do you have a special talent?
i can sing
41. Where were you born?
bronx
42. People you expect to participate in this survey?

@yixngpls, @vminsbf, @fxlunas, @achybaekyhearteu, @chens, @starryeyedbaek

today
  • [I was wandering through school because ya know]
  • him: Are you bored as well?
  • me: nah i have a lesson..
  • him: alrIGHT nO thats FINE go to your lesson then!
  • me: kay
  • [a bit later, when i realised i didn't have a lesson i walked out of the classroom (which is infront of his classroom)]
  • me: hey, I dont have a lesson after all, can I come sit with you?
  • him: yeah sure, but you'll have to sit in the front with me
  • [when i left]
  • him: so if you want to you can just come next week as well, i'd like to have some quality in my classroom for once.
  • I'm ok
  • Its fine
  • I'm not freaking out

anonymous asked:

I'm looking for some new blogs to follow, can you recommend some?? Like aesthetic ones mixed with kpop or just kpop or just aesthetics but yeah my dashboard is boring rn and I wanna see cool stuff!! xx

I FOLLOW SO MANY PEOPLE I DONT KNOW WHERE TO START….

well i guess on my follow forever and if ur too lazy just look through the ones with stars bc those are my ults..but if you’re too lazy for that too then my current tumblr crushes according to xkit r @baddieprincess @chasememv @angelsunmi @10girls @ynoogis @rosytaes @pjkook @sinfulkth @tomoesat but my ff has lots of more options tbh…

bored robot kid

was a girl
i was the only kid in the world i thought i knew
what it meant to you
but im wrong
im wrong im wrong
im not okay
in fact im sick today im on the floor
its such a bore its
nothing new
to you
ill be downstairs let me do my hair
and put my make up on it feels so wrong
you say
“rock on”
im not the same

everybody loves you yeah
everybody wants you
your smile your teeth your hair
they dont know you’re not there

too fast too slow too late
you are never gonna make it

mew-poo  asked:

29, 38, 41!

29: What do you notice first about another person?

ooooo probably their eyes?? ive always loved eye colors sm so yeah!!

38: Do you enjoy love films?

IT REALLY DEPENDS ?? like im a SLUT for love but the plot has to be somethin not boring u know,, something that interests me

41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”?

fufffuck me ,,, literally just something comfortable i guess??? every date ive been on ((2)) have made me vry uncomfortable and i dont know why so for once in my life i jus wanna go on a sweet and comfortable date aahahh hhh

4

*booming narrator voice* As the two young men looked at each other, they knew that whatever was in their path, no matter how difficult it was, no matter how high it was, they had each other.


/XD I am sorry, i was really fucking bored. (They’re shitty i know)…and just to be clear, i honestly was just like, what if it was actually everest that they were climbing? so i edited it … i’m not mocking them or anything! So… yeah.. i thought i should say this/

Sans: “24. next”

Sans: “sometimes, if i dont have anything better to do. i like earthbound”

Sans: “i’m supposed to be working. next question”

Sans: “yeah, it’s not bad. nice food. and my boss likes it. says it’s a good place for our base.”

Sans: “probably red? or black, or purple, i don’t care”

Sans: “how did you know?”

7

When you really like one thing, and you really like another, and they just sorta cross paths, and then you get bored late at night…