Vader: [text] u fool
Obi-Wan: Ah. The package arrived then, I take it.
Vader: this was a stupid move, old man. im SURE ill find a way to trace it back to wherever it is ur hiding. ill have my revenge soon.
Obi-Wan: I’m not losing sleep over it given what I know about your detective skills, but if you say so.
Obi-Wan: So do you like it?
Vader: no its awful
Obi-Wan: Ah, I suppose the Emperor gives you very lavish birthday gifts. It must seem a pathetic offering compared to what the great Lord Vader is used to by now.
Vader: if he did itd be way better stuff than a stupid blanket
Obi-Wan: Well, my apologies then, for wasting your time. I am going to retire for the evening now.
Vader: why would u possibly do this. i knew you were hopeless but not this hopeless.
Vader: like did u think after all these years id be like ‘ooooh obiwan remembered my birthday and sent me a really soft blanket in my favorite color OMG MAYBE I WAS WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING AND I MISS HIM SO MUCH’ and that like all i really want is to find you because im so lonely????? thats honestly SO laughable kenobi omg
Vader: we dont even celebrate my birthday here btw
Vader: which is fine bc i dont even CARE about birthdays anymore. or anything. or anyone.
Obi-Wan: I believe the parcel should have arrived with a return slip if you wish to send it back and get store credit.
Vader: pfft i wouldnt waste my time so i guess ill probably just keep it
Obi-Wan: All right.
Obi-Wan: Good night, Anakin.
Vader: gn obiwan
i know you dont watch live action stuff but the climax of the first pokemon movie is literally exactly moment to moment like the climax of the gotg movie replacing mew with star lord and mewtwo with ronan where mew is like "dance off!" and mewtwo pauses the attempt at world destruction to go "what,,,what are you doing,,,,"