i dont know how to tag things like these

sleepover saturday

um hello im totally not stealing this idea from al @reneewvlkers bc her ideas are dumb obviously *ahem* but anyways here’s the deal my guys; you can send me an ask about things like:

  • your crush ohmygod pls tell me about ur crush!! i love hearing it it’s so cute omg
  • your favorite things!! it could be your favorite animal, book, discourse, ship, i dont care i love hearing things that make people happy!!
  • tell me about ur pets!! send me pics!! i’ll scream with u about ur fur babs
  • rec me fics!! rec me ur fave fics! rec me ur own fics!! i wanna read more fics!!
  • play fmk with me pls but like,,,how about friends, marry, kill bc im a smol asexual pls
  • ask me anything about me and i’ll answer truthfully! if u wanna know about me lol
  • compliment ur fave blogs and i’ll tag them! or just rec me some blogs that are ur faves
  • just anything plsplspls i love being talked to okay and u guys are fantastic
  • and plsplspls reblog this post! so other people can see and know i crave attention ok  that im doing smth cool

what you’ll get in return:

you can choose two of these things:

  • name aesthetic/meaning - this will be in the form of a six pic aesthetic with things that remind me of ur name, etc. and the written meaning of ur name below the pics
  • a facecast! - send me ur face tag, things about u and i’ll tell u what character from what book u remind me of
  • compliments - it’s what it sounds like, i’ll compliment u bc i love u

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE; for the first 3 people who send an ask, they can tell me their fave tfc ship and i’ll write smth for them

The customer is king

Word count: 1349

Genre: Fluff

Summary: So you’re a waitress in a café and Pip works with you and then an old lady happens. Tell the world I slayed this summary.

Pairing: Philip x Reader

Au: modern coffee shop

Warnings: Swearing, Kisses,

Note: Reader is clearly female in this one. I really enjoy writing Philip, and I really needed this so. Yup. I also am toying with a part two of this, but. oh well. Maybe, if y'all like it. Also. Asshole philip is something I really need in life, yet fail to write. Sorry for this being so short. idk. Also get it it’s called King’s café because Philip studied at kings college!!


Being a waitress as the “King’s café” was more adventurous than you first thought, as you applied for the job. Your Boss, Mr. Adams, was an arrogant asshole, but the person that kept you here was your colleague, Philip. He was a handsome, young guy and also a huge bitch. But you could live with that fact, because you enjoyed his presence. Now you were working here for almost two years, and you two had already gone through so much trouble, most of them because of overly disrespectful customers. But as Mr. Adams always put it: “The customer is king.” Even if they complained about the coffee being two degrees too hot, or the amount of whipping cream on their waffles being too high.

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[6:06pm] today’s officially the last day of the school year, im just super grateful that i managed to promote without a hitch and can continue onward with my efforts ☆ also: im in the top 20% of my cohort this year im so :“) because honestly i was so used to being mediocre in secondary school and to be peaking now is such a wild thought

She remembered her own childish disappointment, the first time she had laid eyes on Eddard Stark. She had pictured him as a younger version of his brother Brandon, but that was wrong. Ned was shorter and plainer of face, and so somber. He spoke courteously enough, but beneath the words she sensed a coolness that was all at odds with Brandon, whose mirths had been as wild as his rages. Even when he took her maidenhood, their love had more of duty to it than of passion. We made Robb that night, though; we made a king together. And after the war, at Winterfell, I had love enough for any woman, once I found the good sweet heart beneath Ned’s solemn face. - Catelyn Stark 

He had the Stark face if not the name: long, solemn, guarded, a face that gave nothing away. Whoever his mother had been, she had left little of herself in her son.- Tyrion Lannister about Jon snow. 

This quote is so important to me, I love how  STARK  Jon is. How similiar he is to Ned not only in personality ( Ned was called the quiet Wolf, Jon called his direwolf “Ghost” because he didnt make a sound) but also in looks.  

(And LOL at the “left little of her self”part oh GRRM you troll, i love ya) 

And dont get me started on the  “we made a king togheter” part, because for me that is such a jon/sansa possibile parallel (them being responsible for the heir of the north, the whole duty before love.). 

Also i love this quote, because people believe that when Jon/D*ny happens and dany dies (she will, i can bet money on this), sansa will be jon second choice, his “consolation price”. But for me Sansa will feel just like her mother at first, she wont be happy to marry her cousin ( ex half brother).  (i also believe sansa is going to have a sweet riunion with tyrion, a romance similiar to dany/drogo, that ends in the same tragic way). 

But you know what my favorite Jon/ Ned parallel is? The fact that when both are dying they are thinking about their tully women. Thats right, Ned in all the books thinks a lot about his sister lyanna and not so much about Catelyn. But when he is dying his last toughts are about his wife: 

“The thought of Cat was as painful as a bed of nettles. He wondered where she was, what she was doing. He wondered whether he would ever see her again.” - Ned Stark.  

And interesting enough Jon almost never thinks about sansa ( not that he hates her), he thinks about Arya all the time ( just like Ned thinks about Lyanna all the time too). But before he dies he (and i was a lot surprised by this) thinks about Sansa,he links her to his Lover Yigritte! Which is more that amazing for me. 

 The Night’s Watch takes no part. He closed his fist and opened it again. What you propose is nothing less than treason. He thought of Robb, with snowflakes melting in his hair. Kill the boy and let the man be born.He thought of Bran, clambering up a tower wall, agile as a monkey. Of Rickon’s breathless laughter. Of Sansa, brushing out Lady’s coat and singing to herself.  You know nothing, Jon Snow.He thought of Arya, her hair as tangled as a bird’s nest. I made him a warm cloak of skins of the six whores who came with him to Winterfell…I want my bride back…I want my bride back…I want my bride back… 

Before someone says anything: 

Of course  the whole Jon quote is about Ar*a .Jon wish to save her from Ramsay but in the same way the whole Ned charapter and quote is about Lyanna and the promise he made to her ( jon and Ar*a relationship for me has so many parallels to the Ned and Lyanna one, I want to write a post about that too). I wanted to be clear about this before someone commented on it. for me arya is the most important person in jon life but that relationship for me is family, is two siblings thinking about oneanother, its jon thinking of home, and arya too. The idea of romantic love between the two is upsetting to me (but hey if you ship them, good for you! I support you and all that) 

Just to say: Ned thinks about his sister Lyanna a lot, not so much of Catelyn. In the same way Jon never (or almost never) thinks about Sansa, but both before dying think about them. I just think its interesting. Or i just love to search for any Cat and Ned parallels to Jon and Sansa. (lets do with both lol).

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BLBLB I GOT AN AWESOME MAIL!
I DIDNT KNOW YOU CAN SEND BABIES BY MAIL, WHAT A WORLD!

Aaaaah anyway omg I’m FREAKING OUT!

THANK YOU SO SO SO SO SOOOOOO MUCH @glitteryandpeachy and @kittykatmaniac ! This is so amazing and awesome and HHHH I dunno so hard to believe that I can have them in my hand like this!!

I DONT KNOW HOW I CAN THANK YOU BOTH ENOUGH FOR THAT.

THIS MAKES ME BEYOND HAPPY AND I WANNA HUG YOU BOTH TO DEATH, THEN USE A MAX REVIVE ON YOU, THEN DO THIS AGAIN AND AGAIN. BRUH.

I love you so much aaaah thanks you!

*spazzing intensifies*

ok one of my favorite things about cartinelli fanfic is how everyone lowkey agrees dottie actually isn’t a bad person anymore. she’s like if any of us were in the fic, rooting for peggy and angie to finally bang. i love this fandom

The Labyrinth Chapter 9

Genre: Gang AU/ High School AU
Pairing: Reader/Jimin
Length: 1534

Chapter 1  Chapter 2  Chapter 3  Chapter 4  Chapter 5  Chapter 6  Chapter 7  Chapter 8  Chapter 9  Chapter 10  Chapter 11  Chapter 12 || Jin Trailer ||

Originally posted by bts-we-are-bulletproof

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no shade but i dont see nearly enough latinx positivity on here so heres to dark skinned latinxs 

spanish speaking and non spanish speaking latinxs

latinxs who know their culture and are proud of every bit of it or those who feel like they have to hide it to be accepted

latinxs who arent accepted by America or their home country because theyre not enough of either

latinxs who know their worth or who are still looking for it

latinxs who are blamed for every fucking problem in this country and who endure

latinxs who deal with heavy sexualization from stupid white people who want to be us every halloween and cinco de mayo

latinxs who spend hours working their asses of for even a glimpse or gratefulness

you are seen and goddammit you are loved

ok but consider this, a (really bad) over the garden wall AU where the kids/teens in the Unknown swap roles with the ones in Greg & Wirt’s world

Wirt offends a cardinal with his poems, Beatrice wants to ask Anna (the Woodsman’s daughter) out on Halloween, and Lorna was pretty happy just existing but Beatrice has zero chill

im sorry this is the second terrible thing ive contributed to this fandom but i don’t see many otgw AU’s so i had to resort to this

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                  ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs ɢᴜɴɴᴇʀ ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ 
                                            ᴀ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ᴏɴᴇ  

It’d be really great if my family could stop hating me 🙃

Anti blogs / posts

I dont know if anti people know this or not but even when you tag stuff as anti ____ , Tumblr is still gonna do its thing where it finds keywords in your posts and decide to categorize it how it sees fit.

When you mention bum and sangwoo and any other variation of their names in a post, tumblr is probably going to take your anti post and group it in the standard tag.

Avoid that by disrupting any keywords from the series. A lot of people use * or / in the middle of the names like: s**ngwoo etc;

I dont want people a part of this fandom giving someone who is actually trying to avoid confrontation a hard time and vice versa.

Now intentionally not tagging it correctly, I honestly couldn’t care less. Good luck to ya, and I hope you get the fight you’re looking for.

HOW COME EVERY TIME I OPEN UP THE FATE GRAND ORDER TAG IN COSI I END UP WITH FULL FRONTAL JEANNE D'ARC PORN. WHY DO YALL GOTTA HAVE ME PLAY MYSELF LIKE THIS. WHY DONT YALL LOVE ME ENOUGH TO MAKE THINGS EASY. WHY DO I GOTTA OPEN UP TUNGLR MOBILE FGO AND THE FIRST THING I SEE IS SCATHACH SNATCH. HOW ARE YALL LIVING LIKE THIS. OH MY GOD I DONT KNOW IF ANYONE SAW THE BLATANT JEANNE RAWDOGGING ON MY PHONE I WILL LITERALLY DIE

kafeuka  asked:

ur probably sick of hearing this but i love ur blog a lot and it's amazing how u analyzes things. i love u x

Anon: love love love your. blog, love love love your personality, love love love your TAGS (especially your korean tags lmfao). hope you have an amazing week!!!

Anon: now dont get me wrong i’m not saying you’re one of my favourite blogs on here….but you definitely are~ i like highkey want to talk to you but like i don’t know how to:’) ily tho seriously you give me hope and life when it comes to kook/min~ xx 

But hear me out: I am always shamelessly grateful of everybody’s love. I don’t understand how this blog turned out to be what it is right now (I write a lot.. and people actually read it..?), so I’m just running with it. I’m mildly confused but pretty content and thankful for everybody’s support.

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And like, don’t worry about talking to me - I’m about as socially competent as a chipped brick, so don’t feel intimidated or shy about sending me a message. You don’t even have to fully introduce yourself - Just vent, fan girl/boy, cry right away.. I honestly don’t mind.

Anon: Are u perhaps kook/min world on YouTube? I love your blog!!!!

Anon: Hello~, do you mind me asking if you have an account on ao3?

Anon: hi whats your twitter? :)

Nope, I’m not and I don’t have any other accounts outside of tumblr. Not even one on ao3. If I did, I’d probably not be here as much. Honestly, I wasn’t even going to talk much here either… I came to collect gifs and got distracted;;