i dont know how mads does it

My problem: Kara grieving over her abusive slave owner boyfriend, who she dated for six’s months and was peer pressured into getting into a relationship with in the first place, after she sent him away to save his life. Lena fucking killed the dude she loved for YOU, Kara. For YOU! You’ve fucking lost your world. You lost Your Aunt. And You lost Jeremiah….TWICE! 😕🙃 Ok look Kara, I’m not really upset that your grieving over some dumb man-Child, I’m upset that your grieving is you treating your sister like shit when’s she’s only trying to help you. I’m upset that now you think your some fucking God and that your better than everyone else because your not hUmAN. I’m upset that a man that lied to you, mistreated you, and never listens to you is what caused you to say Kara Danvers was a mistake. I’m mad that ever since that problematic sewer rat came into your life the Kara I knew and love became someone I could barely recgonize. My hero was Kara danvers not Supergirl. Kara was the reason I watched Supergirl every Monday. Now apparently my hero was just a mistake because monhell didn’t know how to be a hero like you, because you are being selfish, because he was selfish.

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Okay let me tell you bitches something because I really need to get it off my chest. So if you guys have watched The New Edition series on BET or whatever than you would recognize this man. And let me tell you, I been feenin for this nigga for a whole ass week and I don’t know how to stop. This nigga is too damn fine and I just don’t get why is he so fucking fine? like w h y me why does this always have to happen to me? why couldn’t I have grown up in a strict christian home? I wouldn’t have to deal with this shit all the time, but I’m not mad because at the end of the day I will always have the energy to put this pussy on him any day, any time, anywhere you fucking name it. I dont care. I would let this man spit in my mouth. I would let him slap me in the face and call me a bitch. I would let him choke me. I would let him slap his dick in my face. I would let him eat my ass like it was his last meal. And I know he got a big dick he maybe 5'6 but that dick prolly like 6'5 and this throat is 12'47 so holla @ me. Every time I see his face I am weak. I mean, I am WEAK. I am SWV-Weak. I am 6 WEAKS pregnant. I am 3 WEAKS late of paying my bills. Fuck you. I don’t care.

anonymous asked:

Psst Lafayette psst *pulls Lafayette into a hidden room* I know how you can tell if Alex likes you! *puts a really hot guy in front of laf* Do something to make Alex jelly 😏 if he gets mad he likes you if he does nothing he's into laurens

“I appreciate what you’re trying to do but I dont think this will work”

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proof that Kirito loves Asuna just as much 

Tag List Re-Vamp

Yes, it’s that time again! Below the cut are my current tag lists. All you have to do is: 

- If you want to stay where you are, simply like this post. 

- If you want to moved or added to a list you aren’t on yet, reply to this post. 

- If you want to be removed altogether, just ignore this. 

- If you need to change the blog that’s tagged, a reply will be just fine. Just let me know what I have on the list and what you’d like to change it to. 

- Changes will go into effect on Saturday, 9/23.

There’s also a new lists you can be added to, if you so wish! If you’re already on Forevers, you don’t need to be added, but it will be three new lists to accommodate my new Gil McKinney/Henry Winchester crisis. 

Easy peasy, right? If I missed you anywhere, it’s also okay to just reply and let me know. Thanks lovelies!

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Wooseok as your Boyfriend!

(These will be posted for every pentagon member! Feel free to request any member of any other boygroup member!)


Wooseok:
* “Tough boy”
* smh what a loser
* Cannot stand
* How dare he w his deep voice and stunning stares and anekcof
* I need to get back in my lane
* Anywhale
* The bABY!!
* the boys would be VERY present in this relationship
* mom! Hongseok always
* Shinwon just yelling “use protection!!” Everytime you go out
* “yOURE DISGUSTING SHINWON”
* wooseok blushing
* That’s it
* Just him blushing
* C’est finit
* no but really
* He tries to act all tough
* But really he loves messing around
* Would probably play jokes on yuto a lot
* “Wooseok we probably shouldn’t lock yuto in a dark room”
* “He’ll be fine babe”
* Kino having to rescue a scared yuto (let my Yuno heart live)
* Playing silly pranks on Shinwon as revenge
* Prancing wars on each other
* Until one day a prank goes wrong and you end up with a bloody nose because one of the springs on his marshmallow cannon exploded
* Wooseok panicking and apologizing (and crying)
* He’s convinced you’re gonna break up with him
* Calls hongseok crying bc he doesn’t know how to make the scratch stop bleeding and he feels sO BAD
* you’re not even mad
* “it’s just a scratch”
* “I HURT YOU”
* “it was an accident, Wooseok! A messed up catapult!”
* “YOU ARE BLEEDING”
* “yes”
* “WHY DONT YOU HATE ME”
* “it was an accident!! We do dumb stuff all the time this was bound to happen!!”
* Literally does not stop apologizing for weeks
* If any of the boys ask what happens he gets upset again
* P sure the boys will bring it up at your wedding
* He’s so gentle with you
* He was gentle before but now it’s over the top
* Won’t fall asleep without you in his arms
* “I have to make sure you’re safe”

OK BUT HOW THE FUCK DOES SHIKAMARU COME UP WITH THE IDEA OF USING KAKUZU’S BLOOD FOR HIDA’S RITUAL FROM PICKING UP SHOJI PIECES.

literally he’s crying, then a piece falls, catching his attention. He’s putting them on the ground then out of nowhere his eyes open like he’s got some great idea. Which, we all know, the great idea was fucking USING KAKUZU’S BLOOD FOR HIDAN’S RITUAL WHICH - HOW DO YOU GET THAT IDEA FROM SHOJI PIECES.

can you please say this can you please say that he’s not your fucking puppet doll just appreciate that he’s doing a live because he sure as hell just couldn’t go live and try to like. make you happy. instead you make him uncomfortable by asking him how old he is (he answered a gazillion times), if he’s gay (it’s none of your fucking matter), to say this in your language or that in your language like ???? what do you get off of it when he says “hi” in your language like wow you know how it sounds!! it’s your language congratuations!! fuck i dont understand this shit and also like asking him if he wants to be your husband or fuck you or whatever the fuck are you ???? honestly ??? so stupid ??? 

Some thoughts on Arryn’s Twitter and BMBLB

It’s perhaps the biggest understatement to say that a large portion of the fandom is upset. 

I deeply appreciate the music Jeff puts out for the RWBY fandom. It’s often deep, a wide variety of styles, and speaks to character depth and development more often than not. I don’t think you can write a song like “This Life Is Mine”, for example, without really spending time with Weiss’s character. “From Shadows” speaks volumes about Blake’s motivations prior to the show and through it. The list goes on and on. And you don’t spend as much time analyzing these characters as Jeff probably has without falling in love with them. 

Like we all have.

I can appreciate Jeff’s desire to write a song for a ship that he sees potential for. I can appreciate the fact that he put that song on the same album as the song for the biggest competing ship. Like it or not–intentional or not–it made a statement.

What I think Jeff, and perhaps the rest of CRWBY, doesn’t understand is that they established three years of precedent in which canon and music are directly aligned. To then introduce a ship-based song therefore implies it will follow the same pattern. However… instead, they’ve attempted to sever that decision from its three years of precedents. The fact that the song is for a much beloved LGBT+ pairing…. and it starts to look an awful lot like baiting.

I don’t think Jeff did it on purpose. I think he just doesn’t understand what that decision meant, and what the reveal that it has nothing to do with canon means. It hurts the fandom. In my personal opinion, Jeff should have released the song on a platform that isn’t poised to bring him money with a disclaimer that it is made as a fan of the show rather than partial creator. 

This hurts. And I’m so, so sorry to the LGBT community that feels this on a deeply personal level. I’m not trying to tell you that you shouldn’t. Or that you have no right to feel upset. As a Bees shipper, I’m irritated, but I know how important representation is for you all, and this does feel like a betrayal of that. 

So make noise. I personally don’t believe that the CRWBY meant any harm (I think it was overlooking important factors) but let them know you’re mad and hurt so that perhaps they’ll have better insight going forward. So they will learn from this mistake, and perhaps the baiting (intentional or otherwise) will stop. 

Feel free to let me know your thoughts. I’m always a decent ear to listen.

just a list trashy aus to consider

  • “i play literally the straightest character to ever straight on television which is why everyones super surprised when in reality i came out with my boyfriend/girlfriend bc what do u mean your gay now / well im not my character” au
  • “im not saying you cant be a stripper and that youre lying im just saying you act like too much of a ball of sunshine to be a stripper so i might need to see physical proof of this job” au
  • “THE APOCALYPSE IS HAPPENING WOULD YOU STOP LIVETWEETING ABOUT IT FOR TEN SECONDS AND PASS ME THAT KNIFE JESUS FUCK” au
  • “so we bumped into each other in the dorm hallway and some how i picked up your dvd full of porn and you picked up my favorite romcom, so this an awkward exchange” au
  • “we just spent 20 minutes fighting over whether or not advanced algebra is important to know in society, in french class” au
  • “how am i supposed to be a good new roommate and not act annoyed when you buy store brand greek yogurt what are you a savage” au
  • “i want to blame my young child from accidentally breaking your window with a baseball, but it actually was in fact me, and i was aiming for your roof i am sorry” au
  • “listen i didnt mean to walk in on you trying on lingerie but i want you to know that is not your color, pls try this on instead, also if you have any other questions, im at the cashiers desk ok sor – oh my god pls put that back its our worst thingin this story, ok no im sorry im sorry im leaving pls dont be mad at me” au
  • “sorry i accidentally time traveled from the future and ended up some how transported into your shower while you were actually showering, i apologize but your hair does smell nice” au
  • “so i stole a car and you were asleep in it, still, oops” au
  • “im not telling you i found a baby dragon, but i found a baby dragon, and i cant just hide it in our shed so i need you to help me hide it, i’ll trade you that potion youve been asking for this help, liKE LOOK HOW CUTE” au
  • “my kid might have stole your wallet/purse, and then spent the money in there on candy bars while i was checking out, im so sorry, let me buy you coffee to make it up for it?” au

anonymous asked:

Stupid question: if you're not autistic is stimming bad? And I don't mean bad as in stimming is bad, but bad as in I don't need to do this so... I dont know how to word. Is it insulting or rude or... I don't know something? Its just there's certain things that are really soothing and help but I dont want to make people mad or think I'm mocking it or doing something "trendy" or for attention or... I dont know.

First off, it’s not a stupid question! (or at the very least this is a great place to ask stupid questions)

There’s nothing wrong with stimming, whether you’re autistic or not. Stimming is something that literally everyone does, we just ascribe stigma to certain stims over others. Listening to music, pacing (within certain bounds), humming, chewing gum, etc. are all forms of stimming that we consider ‘normal’ because the allistic (non-autistic) majority does them. 

Also lots of other neurodivergences cause folks to stim more visibly or need to stim more, like ADHD, anxiety disorders, and body-focused repetitive behaviors (like hair-pulling or skin-picking disorders). 

Stimming is a healthy and safe (usually, headbanging isn’t great) way to self-regulate for a lot of people. As long as you’re not hurting yourself, you’re engaging in a healthy coping skill. Plus, you can actually help autistic people by stimming.

There’s a concept in disability advocacy called the curb cut effect. Essentially, it’s the idea that nondisabled people also benefit from a lot of the things that are essential for disabled people to live our lives. For instance, curb cuts don’t just help wheelchair users, they also help people with strollers, kids on bikes, and other people who enjoy using sidewalks for one reason or another. [Here’s a longer explanation of the curb cut effect that, incidentally, also discusses how it’s okay for allistic people to stim]

When allistic people buy fidget spinners, they help autistic people learn about stim toys and drive down the cost so we can afford them. When you stim, you help reduce the stigma around stimming so that it’s safer for us to stim. 

That’s not to say that it’s impossible to mock autistic people while stimming, but as long as you’re not putting a bowl on your head and making grunting noises because you think it’s funny, you’re probably good.

TL;DR There’s nothing wrong with stimming. Stimming is a normal human behavior and a healthy way to self-regulate. By stimming, you also help to normalize stimming for other people, so I promise it’s not only okay, it’s great.

I hope you’re having a nice day! Keep on stimming :D

anonymous asked:

Jared havin an s/o who constantky hides their emotions cause they think jared will think theyre weak if they dont?

- yo
- so does Jared
- so he fucking SEE’S it
- but he doesn’t know what to do with this information
- “you’re like… ALLOWED to be sad?” “Oh really? Oh my god Jared thanks!”
- so he does the only thing he knows how to do
- he pushes you
- irritating you until you snap
- “oh are you MAD? Then get mad! Be sad, cry, whatever- but don’t like- pull the shit I do.”
- you don’t speak for the rest of the day
- until you come to him
- “…I see what you were trying to do- it was a shitty way of doing it, but the intentions were good. Thank you.” “Yeah, well. Only one of us needs to be emotionally constipated.”

anonymous asked:

ok, i really need help so I hope you answer this.I have a boyfriend, and he doesn't talk to me at all for a week.He says its because his friends and stuff like that. He said he s going to a party friday, and I'm a little suspicious he's cheating on me. But my friends says that he's in love with me, and they can see that in his eyes and that he's always looking after me. I dont know how to feel, im really sad he isnt talking to me, but I know his friends are complicated, and im mad idk help me

Ok so I’m sorry if this upsets you, but I’m going to be completely honest here. Anyone who ignores you for an entire week is not a reliable person to be in a committed relationship with. ESPECIALLY if he does that often. He is obviously not willing to put in the time or effort because guess what? When you love and care about someone and you want them to be a part of your life, you MAKE the time for them. There’s no excuse for being that absent from your life. And I’m sure your friends mean well and perhaps they’re right, but also be aware that some people are really good at putting on a show. It can be hard to accept the truth that people aren’t always who you think they are, but it’s important to do what’s best for you and know what you deserve. Maybe you just need to get him to communicate with you better and the problem will solve itself, or maybe he just isn’t the right one for you. I’d say that you should try to talk to him about it first and make things work, but if it doesn’t work out the way you want it to, don’t stick around waiting for him. Because the first time is a mistake. All of the times after that just prove that he has no intentions of changing. Good luck! Hope this helps. :-)

Stressed

Requests by anon: 

1.Can i request a scenario where you & jimin get into a very heated argument that leads him to slapping you and you storming out and getting into an accident. Happy ending ♡ gomawo :DD

2. Hi! Can you do a scenario with Jimin? Where he gets really angry at you? With happy ending~


So I kinda tweaked it cos I didn’t wanna write too much drama in one scenario haha, hope you enjoy it. Both these requests were similar so I did it in one scenario, hope you don’t mind

-Admin Kitty

Originally posted by oh-suga-suga


Do you know what it’s like to witness the best and the worst in a person, but still love them like air loves lungs, like you couldn’t, wouldn’t function without them? 

It feels like nothing. 

Like nothing you could possibly explain. That inexplicable amount of comfort couldn’t be held in words, in letters, in syllables.And that’s what Park Jimin was for you. 

He was the whole world and more, even at his worst. When you thought his worst was how needy he got when he was ill, how tetchy he got when men talked about you, how fiercely protective he became when someone hurt you.

But now his worst was…when he hurt you.


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I’ll be there (Zach Dempsey x Reader)

Request:  I might have asked this already but can you do an imagine with Zach where the reader (girl) has an eating disorder or has had one and he helps her💙 it would mean a lot but if not I understand.

Words: 865

A/N: Hey I’ve got this request and tried to write something. I hope not to disappoint anyone. let me know what you think :)

Warnings: mentions of eating dissorders and dont forget that english is not my mother language so i’m up for you pointing out my mistakes.


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BACK HOME 2 FOR 1 RANT SPECIAL

OKAY SO Y’ALL APPARENTLY LIKE MY RANTS, SO TO CELEBRATE ME GETTING TO 100 FOLLOWERS, (I LOVE Y’ALL.) THIS IS A TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL ON ONE SCENE. IM DOING THE BROADWAY AND THE DC VERSION OF “BACK HOME.” SCENE. 

BROADWAY

SO. FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW THE “BACK HOME” SCENE IS BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENS IS WHEN DIANE WAKES UP V HUNGOVER NICK IS THERE LIKE “HELLO DEAREST. YOU HAD A BUNCH TO DRINK AND IM THINK IM TO BLAME BUT TBH I DONT REMEMBER. YOU /DEFINETLY/ KISSED THE FISH THOUGH. BUT WE GOTS TO GO BECAUSE OUR PLANE COULD BE LEAVING NEXT.” AND DIANE IS ALL LIKE,”OKAY HON-I MEAN NICK.” THEN KEVIN^2 ARRIVES AND KEVIN 2 (the one that plays Ali) IS LIKE I LEFT THE BAR AND YOU DIDNT NOTICE??? AND THEN KEVIN 1 (the one who sings prayer) IS ALL LIKE I LEFT WITHOUT TELLING ME AND THE HONESTLY IM WITH KEVIN 1 ON THIS ONE HONEY SORRY. YOU DONT LEAVE YOUR PEAPODS ALONE BY THEMSELVES IN A FOREIGN CITY. KEVIN 2 IS ALL LIKE YOURE OUT THERE ACTING LIKE ITS OKAT AND ITS NOT OKAY??? AND KEVIN 1 IS LIKE IM NOT GOING TO SHUT MY SELF INSIDE DAMNIT. AND KEVIN 1 IS LIKE LETS FIGURE THIS OUT ONCE WE GET TO LA! THEN DIANE IS ALL LIKE “WHEN YOURE IN DALLAS ID LOVE TO HAVE YOU OVER ;)” AND IM LIKE 95% SURE THAT IF HE SAID YES THEY WOULD HAVE MADE OUT AT HER HOUSE. BUT NOPE. NICK HAS TO GO BACK TO LONDON. RIP. ALSO KEVIN 2 WANTS TO CHANGE HIS FLIGHT BACK TO NEW YORK AND KEVIN 1 IS LIKE ????? Y THO????? AND THEN THEY ALL SAY BACK HOME AND EACH HAS A DIFFERENT MEANING. DIANES MEANS THAT SHE IS GOING BACK HOME BUT WITHOUT NICK, KEVIN 1 IS LOSING KEVIN 2, KEVIN 2 IS HOMESICK AF AND NICK DOESNT WANT TO LEAVE DIANE. AND THEN NICK SAYS,”WELL ALL GOOD THINGS RIGHT?” AND IM NOT SOBBING NO WAY.

DC 

OH GOD THE DC VERSION MADE ME CRY WAY HARDER THAN IT SHOULD HAVE. OKAY SO IT STARTS THE SAME WITH NICK WAKING UP DIANE AND BEING ALL LOVEY DOVEY AND STUFF. THEN KEVIN^2 COMES IN AND THIS IS WHEN IT ALL GOES TO S H I T. SO IT STARTS OFF THE SAME WITH HOW KEVIN 1 (prayer dude) IS MAD AT KEVIN 2 (plays Ali) BUT IT DIFFERENCIATES HERE BECAUSE KEVIN 2 IS LIKE “I DIDNT WANT TO GO OUT AND YOU MADE ME HONEY. I CANT SLEEP AND ITS NOT JUST BECAUSE OF OUR AIR MATTRESS DEFLATING. YOURE OUT THERE ACTING LIKE ITS OKAY AND ITS NOT OKAY??? I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN DO THIS.” AND KEVIN 1 IS S H O O K. AND THEN DIANE SAYS, “WELL HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO BE IN DALLAS, HON-NICK.” AND NICK SAYS, “WELL IF THE PLANE DOES GO TO DALLAS I HAVE TO LEAVE AGAIN IMMEDIATELY. I MEAN THIS HAS BEEN NICE!” AND DIANE SAYS,”I KNOW! THIS HAS BEEN A FUN-” AND NICK CUTS IN WITH ”DIVERSION” AND YOU CAN SEE DIANES FACE DROP AND ITS NOT FUN TO WATCH. KEVIN 2 THEN GOES ON SAYING,”IM JUST BITCHY AND ANGRY ALL THE TIME. I DONT KNOW IF THAT WHO I WANT TO BE ANYMORE.” AND IF THAT AINT GOOD CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. AND THEN NICK BEING THE SWEET AKWARD SELF HE IS IS LIKE, “IM SORRY IF I OVERSTEPPED ANY BOUNDRIES AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT.” AND DIANE IS LIKE,” NO YOU GOOD HONEY. I JUST HAVENT BEEN ACTING LIKE MY SELF LATELY.” AND EVERYONE IS LIKE “THATS IT!” AND I SWEAR TO GO I THINK I STARTED CRYING A BIT. AND THEN NICK ENDS IT WITH “WELL ALL GOOD THINGS RIGHT.” AND HE SDOES THIS AKWARD SMILE AND WAVE AND MY HEART BROKE. ‘

ANYWAYS, THANK YOU. I LOVE YALL. GET DRESSED, GET SOME FOOD AND DRINK SOME AGUA. HERES TO 100 MORE!

PLEASE DONT KILL ME

i know a lot of you are mad or bothered about how Lena didnt realise that Kara is Supergirl and a random guy did. but have these in mind 

1st : maybe Lena does know but shes waiting for Kara to tell her when shes ready (i read this from someone else, not my theory)
and 2nd: He doesnt know Kara. Everyone meets Kara, this woman who is shy and wears clothes that doesnt show her silhouette (or thats how it suppose to be) so it wont show how strong she actually is. along with that Kara is pretty clumsy and goofy and her glasses (if its like Supermans) are made so she cant use her xray vision and also change the colour of her eyes at the same time.
on the other hand Supergirl is…well a SuperHero. she looks strong bcs of the fitting suit and confident something that Kara “isnt”

i just wanted to say some facts. no hate pls. and the memes are funny too. now enjoy these gifs
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When is Supes Going to visit? We missed him

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breakin stereotypes

aries: these strong, healthy powerlifters eat more taco bell than anyone else

taurus: THEY DONT EAT/SLEEP ALL THE TIME WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THIS?? these stubbotn bulls are huge softies, don’t let them fool you. every one of them cries @ the titanic

gemini: they don’t have a personality disorder guys, and they arent just random weirdos. they are clever beings and they mirror the personality that U are fronting.

cancer: idk why everyone says yr so motherly tbh. one time i read a post that said you’d be the one to bail your friend outta jail or take them to the hospital when they got injured doing something stupid and you know DAMN well you would laugh your ass off before doing anything

leo: yr not as solipsistic as everyone thinks kiddo, i know exactly how insecure you r and just how much you cried over greys anatomy

virgo: YR NOT A SUPER ORGANIZED PERSON WITH EXTREME OCD, HAVE YOU SEEM A VIRGOS BACKPACK? THESE FUCKERS HAVE SO MUCH SHIT ALL OVER THE PLAGE i mean it’s technically like yr own organization system but NO ONE ELSE CAN MAKE SENSE OF IT SO WHAT USE IS IT ??

libra: why does everyone think you dont know how to make decisions? you know exactly how to spot a fuckboy within a 10 mile radius and u got some of the best style bbyg dont let anyone say otherwise

scorpios: well

sagittarius: you dont flirt with everything that moves. you actually have mad high standards and it takes a lot for you to have intetest in someone–though impulsive you pull some sherlock holmes style deductions out of your ass about everyone you meet

capricorn: everyone thinks yr suuuuch a boring, structured control-freak but little do they know that u shaved yr legs in the bathroom sink this morning after u overslept bc yr life is out of control and u stayed up all night wondering what went wrong

aquarius: eh yeah youre as weirdly intelligent and vaguely otherworldly as the posts say

pisces: ok some of you dont give a shit about anything and some of you feel way too much and just dont know what to do with it, and everyone says you’re unpredictable but youre an asshole because of one of those two reasons and there is no mystery to it

LIST OF WHAT IM WORKING ON RIGHT NOW/WILL START SOON

A/N: this is not all the requests, but y’all wanted info on what i was working with/plan to and here you go!!! if you really wanna see something else for ANY group ( girl groups too ) then tell me, this is just whats in my notes as of now, will continuously update 

EXO

  • Gender fluid partner has a nightmare
  • Kai CEO themed elevator smut, it’s wild postponed for now in memory of my Kai hoes
  • Luhan + facesitting smut
  • Dating Kris would include
  • Sekai threesome (chicken boy and limp noodle)
  • Yixing + BDSM + blindfolds + public teasing (aka all the traits my son dont have yall makin me sin)
  • Doggy daycare!jongin au (postponed for my Kai hoes until yall get better)
  • Baekhyun daddy smut (plot twist hes the one calling you daddy)
  • Chen + jealous professor smut
  • Ksoo + BDSM (natural)
  • Ksoo + face sitting + squirting + daddy kink
  • Sehun + how to kiss (fluff probably)
  • Yixing being dorky and trying to cheer you up fluff
  • Chen + nsfw!catboy au
  • Chanyeol + very awkward strip tease and beet red ears
  • accidentally sent the wrong text message to you and it was a picture of my dick but you dont seem too mad so hey with sehun 
  • phone sex with minseok because our schedules are terrible and youre halfway across the world but i need to get off
  • au where chanyeol doesnt know how to talk bc hes mute and fuck how does he tell you you look so pretty today if he cant even say hi to you on the bus in the mornings??? fluff
  • ksoo + jongin threesome in which they find out you can squirt and it turns into a fucking competition and youre running out of panties

GOT7

  • College professor Jaebum smut (fuck me u[p)
  • Dating jinyoung (jr)
  • Dating youngjae
  • Romantic/smutty married morning with husband Jackson (he burnin some pancakes but you still give him pussy for effort)
  • Jackson + orgasm denial
  • Jaebum competition with jacksons extra hyper friend smut like yall going in on competitions like “i bet i can run faster than you” but then hes like “bet i can make you come in less than 10 mins” and its wild 
  • Mark + bath bombs “wow look its fizzing what the fu-”
  • Got7 orgasm competition on you smut (2nd place winner)
  • Jaebum fluff, teacher!au (this gonna be so cute….)
  • HIGHSCHOOL!AU where jackson makes it his senior wish to take you to prom featuring an unreluctant you and some help from chess player!youngjae, apperances by jock!jaebum and others 
  • au where jinyoung is your super harsh boss and fucks you just as harshly against glass windows 

BTS

  • Taehyung breakup + makeup idol!au
  • Bts reaction when you’re a makeup artist and they have a crush on you
  • Namjoon sub (maybe idk I am not big on writing other ppl besides me as a sub lmao)
  • Angel!jungkook au, where he watches over you plus lots of fluff and maybe some wild angel sex and a sarcastic demon!namjoon 
  • Jin + blowjob in the supermarket while hes looking for cheerios 
  • Jin + jhope threesome
  • Serial killer!jin smut (trust me on this itll be good)
  • Yoongi rapper!au + diss battle + confessions
  • Yoongi + fingering + bath
  • hoseok + shower sex
  • Jimin make up sex
  • Jhope + back room sex
  • Jin + “stop grabbing my butt, Jin”
  • Yoongi x namjoon x reader polysmut + fluff
  • Fighter!jungkook au (smut, fluff) (we all know this boy gonna cry if he even gets pushed but lets pretend) 
  • Jhope + first date at a circus (no hes not part of the act)
  • Bangtan face sitting circle w jungkook, Jimin, and taehyung ( LORD HAVE MERCY )
  • mission “get jungkook to tell his older sisters bestfriend hes fucking in love with her’ + noona kink 
  • “what do you mean you don’t like this chain? 3 dollars” sarcastic yoongi and some terrible roleplay that gets even worse 

SEVENTEEN

  • Jun + using my wifi for porn college au smut (fuckin nasty, prob got some weird kinky porn on there)
  • Fluffy morning with woozi (plus a blowjob like come on can i not be nasty)
  • Vernon + being protective of his girlfriend (chan is too touchy for his liking)
  • Skater boy!vernon au “wanna see a wicked kickflip tho?”
  • Dating Jun would include (grease)
  • Mingyu + kinky spooning
  • Foursome with Seungcheol, jisoo, and jeonghan, + voyeur seungkwan
  • Jeonghan + breathplay ( WINNERRR)
  • First time with Vernon
  • Wonwoo makeup sex after angsty/emo fight
  • Woozi + handjob in studio
  • Woozi + shower sex (y’all want me ded???^)
  • seungkwan is really rude to you but he just likes you alot and has no other way of communicating his love and he has to tell you before you leave to america for the summer au fluff
  • “this isnt a hickey” fluff where scoups tries to explain to the kids that you and him didnt do anything but you walk in wearing his tshirt with wild hair like what whats going on
  • “giant maknae” dino au in which he really wants you to take his crush seriously but you keep fucking having heart eyes for joshua and he has to do something fast
  • mingyu + sex in your old house while youre over at your parents again featuring a guilty mind on your part and neediness on mingyus 
  • meanie + you getting it in real quick before they have to go film for one fine day and youre not gonna see them for like 2 weeks and hurry up and come mingyu theyll be back in 8 mins

SHINEE

  • Dating literature major!taemin
  • Dating Jonghyun
  • Press your number!au + sugar daddy taemin (im the sugarbaby)
  • dating onew (loml)
  • Dance instructor!key (a fav of mine./…..,,,yes)
  • in which you let taemin and minho babysit yours and onews kids and this is the wrong fucking kid oh my god 
  • backseat sex with key while minho grimaces in the car next to yall cause youre at a fucking drive in
  • taekai +you and a puppy date 
  • skype sex with minho he wildin

VIXX

  • Leo + neck kisses
  • Leo and a movie night date (boring movie, getting the nasty on ensues)
  • N + movie night also but like way cuter bc hes fucking cute
  • ken + him serendaing you outside your door and fuck my parents are gonna wake up dude you gotta go

INFINITE

  • Dating sunggyu ((((;;;;

BLOCKB

  • P.o + facesitting (wild/…//..)
  • zico not enjoying the way jaehyo looks at you so he teaches u a lesson ( even tho it wasnt ur dmn fault)

BAP

  • Au where you have bad social anxiety and himchan takes you back home after an event to comfort you all cute an fluffy
  • dating yongguk

BIGBANG

  • Cuddling GD after him being on tour for months (sweatyau)

MONSTAX

  • Shownu daddy smut (y'all wildin w this daddy shit)
  • Monstax as boyfriends (im doin them alll……but mostly changkyun…mi nvio)

ASTRO

  • Dating mj would include (REQUEST MORE LMAO)

MISC

  • Dating jay park (this…..this is,,,..,,,noo words)

SNSD

  • Snsd reaction to being in love with their girlfriend (◕‿◕✿)
  • taeyeon watching you struggle to get something down the cabinet and she tries to help but fuck shes short as hell too just fluff with two super cute short gf’s

MAMAMOO

  • Hwasa smut (I ain’t gonna fail you y'all you boutta get suffocated by ha thighs)
  • Clingy + needy moonbyul
  • Striptease au w moonbyul but you embarrass yourself like omg no but she into it and y'all fuck

F(X)

  • Krystal smut (not postponed y'all this for me)
  • Fluffy Amber scenario (my boo)

BTOB

  • Ilhoon + facesitting bihhhh

MY OWN IDEAS LMAAOOO

  • ASS EATING SUHO AU
  • Minho name kink as discussed with @xiumindotjpeg where  in he’s not ur bias but he sure as hell gonna fuck you until his name the only one you’re saying
  • Mommy!with exo au where you have a day out with your children (children being your kid + a member)
  • Mingyu + school nurse au where he visits you everyday with his unrequited love that you don’t return until he comes back to work there 2 years later and damn is that mingyu?? Featuring relationship maker lee chan
  • Minghao + a cloudy day in China au where you both find things to do around the house since y'all bored as hell
  • Blind date!au where you’re about to give up but oh hello seokmin comes in and it just so happens his blind date stood him up too
  • Jaebum is your cousins older boyfriend who you’ve been pining for years for and he finally comes around and sees you as a woman and not a little girl and hey you tryna fuck?
  • “I’ll guide you” au where you’re very inexperienced and cute and jeonghan convinces jisoo to take advantage of a great situation
  • Hoshi!theatre au where you take over as his co lead and he’s super salty but wait what the fuck why is he feeling things what is this
  • Wonwoo au where he wants you to stay away from Mingyu because you a highkey hoe but then you seduce him and fuck now he has no choice but to keep coming back pussy too bomb
  • AU WHERE U SUCK THE LIFE OUTTA JUNGKOOK N LEAVE HIM LOOKING LIKE AN EMPTY CAPRI SUN
  • Au where joys the cute girl at the cafe and you go there everyday and draw her until you leave one behind one day and hijinks courtesy of baekhyun ensue
  • Changkyun’s the really emo boy who rides his bike down the block alone all the time until you decide to go outside with just a bikini to check ur mail n holy shit did he just fall
  • Kai + seductress in the club au