i dont know how mads does it


Okay let me tell you bitches something because I really need to get it off my chest. So if you guys have watched The New Edition series on BET or whatever than you would recognize this man. And let me tell you, I been feenin for this nigga for a whole ass week and I don’t know how to stop. This nigga is too damn fine and I just don’t get why is he so fucking fine? like w h y me why does this always have to happen to me? why couldn’t I have grown up in a strict christian home? I wouldn’t have to deal with this shit all the time, but I’m not mad because at the end of the day I will always have the energy to put this pussy on him any day, any time, anywhere you fucking name it. I dont care. I would let this man spit in my mouth. I would let him slap me in the face and call me a bitch. I would let him choke me. I would let him slap his dick in my face. I would let him eat my ass like it was his last meal. And I know he got a big dick he maybe 5'6 but that dick prolly like 6'5 and this throat is 12'47 so holla @ me. Every time I see his face I am weak. I mean, I am WEAK. I am SWV-Weak. I am 6 WEAKS pregnant. I am 3 WEAKS late of paying my bills. Fuck you. I don’t care.


i just wanna talk about this for a sec because I LOVE LUCAS FRIAR and this is a huge reason why. riley literally says to his face that she doesn’t know if they are going to stay together, but she KNOWS her and maya will. his girlfriend told him that she doesn’t think they will last. but what does he do? he SMILES. he isn’t upset. he isn’t mad. he accepts how riley feels without a fight. in fact, he agrees with what riley says, that no matter what, riley and maya will be together. and that gives him hope. riley and maya give lucas hope.

  • Steve Rogers: How could Tony keep a thing like Ultron from us????? Tony you're so out of line!!! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MEAN A TEAM THAT MEANS NO SECRETS.
  • Steve Rogers also: I didn't tell Tony about my friend killing his parents because clearly Bucky who is still dangerous must be protected over this man's feelings which I don't really care about even though him finding out later rather than sooner is gonna blow up in my face.
How Does It Feel?

Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Smut

Words: 1,519

Request: Kookie smut(like he eating you out) but very fluff pls (cause is your/reader first time)?(If You are okay with writing that) :3 :3 i feel such a pervert!!! Im sorry i dont know what Im thinking! Hope you dont get mad ! Byyeee 🍑👍🏻☺️😇😇😇😇😇😇

You were hoping to rid yourself of your good girl image once you got to college. Everything had seemed like it was falling into place. Your relationship with your parents was better than ever. You managed to receive many scholarships from your hard work in high school. You even had a job working at a radio station, which allowed you to have a stable income.

Although most of everything pretty much worked in your favor, you were still self conscious about one thing. You were still a virgin, and although you knew that it was perfectly fine to be one, your curiosity had gotten the best of you. You kept hearing stories from your friends about how they would have the best sex ever, whether it be at parties, in the dorms, or even in cars.

You did a good job with keeping quiet in these situations, in fear that you would be chastised for being a virgin.

It was 5 am and it was still dark outside. The rain gave the atmosphere a sinister mood as it had still been raining from the day before. You were getting ready so that you could take the first (and only) morning class you had on Friday’s.

As you slid your shirt over your head, you heard a knock at your door. You called out to see if your roommate was awake, but once you entered your room, you found her empty bed decorated with disheveled sheets. ‘Probably sleeping somewhere else after drinking at a party,’ you thought.

Another set of knocks ensued as you hurried your way to the door. You opened it and shivered from the cold, wet droplets that were now viciously falling from the sky.

“Hey, is it ok if I stay here till the rain stops? I was doing my morning jog but- the rain got too heavy.” It was Jungkook, your best friend. You were able to come to him for advice about anything. Nothing was too taboo when it came to him.

“Yeah, you know you can always come crash for a bit,” you assured. You quickly closed the door to shield the rain. Jungkook walked over to sit down on your coach as you shuffled into the kitchen to start some coffee.

“You want anything to drink?” You asked politely. You looked over to see Jungkook staring at the pictures of you and him above your tv.

“Nah, I’m good,” he replied thoughtlessly. You walked over to the couch where Jungkook sat and began to stare at the pictures along with him. You looked over to your side and studied his features. His hair was damp and clung to his forehead, his jawline clenched from what you assumed was his focus on his current daydream. He had no morning classes but enjoyed exercising early in the morning. You looked over his side profile; you had to admit, he was pretty attractive. That then gave you an idea.

“Kookie, you know how you told me I could ask you anything, right?” You reluctantly asked.

“Yeah, what’s up?” He turned his head to face you now.

“Well, I was wondering if, you know- if you’ve ever eaten a girl out before.” You quickly shut your eyes as you realized how dumb your question was. You knew he was far from pure, especially from the stories you heard from him.

“Yeah, why do you ask?” He lightly chuckled through his question.

“Umm, I just wanted to know….how it felt, you know? I mean you totally don’t ha-”

“You want me to eat you out?” He questioned with his familiar smirk on his face. You slowly nodded as you fiddled with your fingers. He brought his hand up to caress the side of your cheek.

“I want you to say it,” he commented lightly. His index finger was stroking your cheek in an up and down motion.

“I want you to eat me out,” you forced yourself to say. Your voice was soft and full of embarrassment as you spoke. His right hand grabbed the back of your neck, and he leaned in to kiss your soft lips. You could feel the gentleness of his lips on top of yours. He sucked on your bottom lip and bit down on it softly to gain his tongue access to your mouth.

Your tongues danced together at varying rhythms, and before you knew it, his hand was unbuttoning the jeans you had just put on. His fingers slid underneath your peach colored lace panties and ran the tips of his fingers up and down your folds. You gasped at the feeling, the sensitive nerves becoming so receptive to Jungkook’s touch.

“Do you like the way it feels?” He cooed next to your ear. His warm breath travelled down your spine as you nodded your head along with an 'mmhm’.

His fingers came back up to rub circles into your clit. You could see from your peripheral that he was watching your every movement. Your gasps had become heavy with each touch on your sensitive bud.

Jungkook suddenly released his hand from under your panties and unzipped your pants to slide them off easily. He was now standing in front of your wide spread legs and lifted them to swiftly remove your jeans, followed by your panties in one quick motion. He crouched down so that he was on his knees, and lifted your legs so that they were resting on his shoulders.

Again, he ran his fingers up and down your folds, while his mouth had gone dangerously close to your slit. You looked down at Jungkook and noticed that he was completely focused on his early dessert waiting in front of him. You watched as he licked your wetness in one kitten-like stroke of his tongue.

“Wow, you’re so wet,” he commented seductively. He looked up at you with hooded eyes, then continued to use his fingers to stroke you.

“I’m gonna put my fingers in, ok? Tell me if it hurts.” You then felt his finger fit inside your tightness. He slowly moved the digit in and out of you and your mouth opened in a silent 'O’. Just as you were about to tell him to add another, he did just that.

You moaned as you felt yourself become wetter by the second. If this is what his fingers felt like, you could only imagine how his mouth would make you feel. You slowly felt a third finger enter you, and you felt yourself stretch around his digits.

“Jungkook,” you sighed. “It feels so good.” You couldn’t believe you hadn’t had someone do this you you earlier.

Jungkook released his fingers from your wetness and started lapping at your slit. The feeling of his tongue satisfied you in ways that were unexplainable at the moment. All your body was doing in response to his actions was breathing heavier and moaning louder.

“This feel good too, Y/N?” You heard him mumble against your entrance. The mixture of his motions on your clit and the movements of his tongue on your pussy had your hips bucking widely at him. His other hand came up to hold you down as you couldn’t contain your excitement to feel the tension in your lower stomach burst.

You moaned and gasped as Jungkook’s lips were sucking your lower ones. You could hear the sounds of him slurping the juices that were dripping from your pussy.

You once again felt two fingers enter you, this time pumping faster as you held on tight to Jungkook’s hair. You urged him to go faster and to lick and probe your hole rougher as you were starting to relieve the built up tension.

Before you could even warn him about your upcoming sensation, you felt yourself release against his lips. You looked down in amazement as you saw Jungkook eagerly cleaning you up. When he was done and lifted his head to look at you, his chin was shining from your sweet juice.

“You just squirted,” he said with a smile on his face. You covered your face with your hands in embarrassment. You felt so vulnerable to him.

“Hey, don’t do that. Don’t be shy,” Jungkook assured . He had put your legs down and rose to sit by down on the couch. He closed your legs together and pushed you up on his lap, giving you ample amount of room to bury your face in his chest. You said nothing in response as you wrapped your arms around his neck.

“Aww, you’re so cute. I hope you know I enjoyed that.” You heard him say. You felt his arms wrap around yours as you lifted your head to look at him in the eyes.

“You’re not mad at me, right?” You question anxiously.

“Why would I be mad? I’ve been wanting to do that for a while now.” You relaxed as he planted a chaste kiss onto your lips.

“Thank you for helping me, Kookie,” you commented. You then nuzzled your face into the bottom of his neck, completely forgetting about your morning class.

aye to all my simps buds: please know that there’s an episode coming up that might portray burns as transphobic - i know some of y’all are trans, kin, or a mix of the two and i hope a fictional conservative doesnt lessen your value as a rad person

this is the episode description so far btw: “[yale] suggests him to endow a department of transgender cinema instead, so he becomes really mad at how politically correct Yale has gotten”

i also dont want to see any damn analyses on how “burns hating pc culture is just him projecting his own closeted insecurities” bc this episode already does not exist to me

I Can’t Love You Back

Read it here!

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Please Calm Down

I wanted to reblog this, but I couldnt do it properly.

Now, its okay if you dont like the show, thats your own, but please do not slander them with no proof what so ever. I  do not like putting people on the spot, which is why i left your username out, but I do want to voice my thoughts on this. Its okay if others dont agree.

We all know that the writers of the show and the creator himself get ideas from us, you should of thought it through before sending the letter. They did not steal your OC design.

She has bluish skin.

She does have spots on her yes, but that still does not mean they “stole” They probably took some ideas from some fans OCs yeah but thats how they get their ideas, from us, and that should be okay, we shouldnt get this mad about it calling them ass holes.

FYI, they are busy, like really busy, putting episodes together for us, so yes of course they wont respond, they’re not ignoring you on purpose.

Calm down and take a breather. I think you’ll be alright. Like i said, you can hate the show, but dont slander them without proof.

just stop.

Im sorry for putting you on the spot like this, and to those who want to hate me, then fine, but im not gonna put up with someone slandering them and talking about them like this with out actual proof.

If you wanna come to me in a respectful manner, then go here.

If you wanna hate on me and waste your time them go here.

Anyways, ive done my damage, you make up your own opinions, sorry for those who feel offended. I guess. This is why you dont tag this kind of stuff in the main tmnt 2012 tag. Just saying.


this is your OC that nick supposedly stole the design for Mona Lisa


I am nice, but i will call you out on your BS. 

(((This is why im not fond of OCs sometimes….)))


Theses guys are such jerks but I love reading their tease.. does that make me a bad person? lol  NE is more entertaining XD

MC and Mad Hatter were doing some light flirting on stage during the auction, afterwards, the gang started to tease them.

  • Ota:“Fffffs~~ I didn’t know you and Mad Hatter had that kinda relationship.”
  • Kishi:“Must be nice, young man and woman living together in such tight space.“
  • Soryu:“Fffs, I am curious about you too.“
  • BaBa:“Ffffsss, does Mad Hatter wears makeups when he sleep?”
  • Eisuke:”I am surprised that guy even like things with flesh and blood. You, what magic did you use?”
  • Kishi:” Hey, how did you confess?“
  • Soryu:” Not with that face I hope?”

(the rest are not in the screenshots)

  • Eisuke:” Fffffsss, dont give the guy such a hard time.  Just answer me one question, what do you like about that woman?” 
  • Mad Hatter:” Thats our secret.”

After Mad Hatter and MC got back to the tea room

  • Mad Hatter:” I love everything about you. Thats the answer to Eisuke’s question.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Weirdo-Kun can be so sweet sometimes XD

  • me: this pokemon is ugly
  • pokemon fans: you need to CALM THE FUCK DOWN right now youre getting really riled the fuck UP, its kind of insane how JUST INSANELY EMOTIONAL youre getting over this cute animals
  • me: *goes and does something else*
  • pokemon fans: you know it sjust fucking amazing to me that you could get so angry over a pokemon. like calm down? i dont understand how someone could get so emotionally invested over something, you should be calm and relaxed like i fucking am
  • me: *is in bed sleeping*
  • pokemon fans: this FUCKING guy is SO FUCKING mad and HE WONT CALM DOWN