i dont have true friends

anonymous asked:

bucky tell us a story about darcy

darcy lewis goes drinking with thor.

that alone should be enough to send your imaginations spinning off to wild places, but that, my friends, is only where our story begins.
it is also something you should know, just in general, in case you happen to encounter darcy lewis.
she’s tazed a god twice, and she goes drinking with thor. on a regular basis.
the first time thor wanted to go drinking after i showed up, lewis was there too. and naturally, if thor was going out so was she. neither of them knew us newbie avengers well yet, but being sociable sort of people, they invited us to tag along. scott immediately agreed, but sam was caught up doing some beta testing in the labs with tony, and said he would catch up when they were done.
so darcy, thor, scott and i went out drinking.
fun fact about thor: it takes him approximately one million alcohols to get drunk, but once he’s there, he likes to sing. preferably epic ballads of victory in battle, but he’s pretty much game for any catchy song that will get a bar excited. that being the case, lewis and thor’s go-to midgardian bar is a karaoke joint.
im sure you begin to see where things are going wrong.
fun fact about darcy lewis? she can also hold her alcohol, but cannot carry at tune. like. at all.
that doesnt stop her from singing, mind you. gotta respect a lady who knows shes terrible but enjoys herself anyway.
scott apparently loves karaoke. i dont know why that surprised me, but it did. even more surprising? hes not actually that bad, although like 90% of his song choices were bruce springsteen. no clue why. anyway, thor was delighted by having a buddy who was not only willing but able to sing with him, and after scott got over his star-struck-ness they had a pretty great time.
it was a good thing that thor and lewis went to that bar on the regular, because im sure any place that hadnt been prepared for them would have kicked all of us out. as it was, they finally booted us out the door after a rousing rendition of ‘wrecking ball’ had most of the bar on their feet. and broke two tables.
(thor apparently settles his tab there in asgardian gold, so no hard feelings from the bartenders.)
the night was young and all of us had enough booze in our systems that we decided to catch a cab back to the tower and see if we could rope anyone else into some shennanigans. thor was buzzed at least, which for thor means his voice is even boomier and his gestures are more expansive–you gotta be ready to duck. scott was drunk, no question about it, and that was probably why theyd wound up singing wrecking ball in the first place. scott’s a cheerful if floppy, “ i love you, i love all of you guys, i love everyone in this bar ” kind of drunk, and was mostly travelling by merit of being wrapped around thors bicep. i was a little buzzed myself, and lewis had had nearly as much as i did. remarkably, she seemed to be chugging along pretty well, some weaving and slurring aside. the lady lives up to her god-tazing reputation.
anyway, we got out of the cab at the tower and started making our way to the doors. scott had partially detached from thors arm and needed extra support, so i was helping keep him from capsizing while lewis trailed a few steps behind the three of us, making color commentary of our three stooges act.
and then out of nowhere, she just…yelled.
all three of us whipped around as quickly as three drunk superpeople can, just in time to see darcy lewis dish out what looked to be a pretty dang textbook perfect roundhouse kick to the chest of some poor guy.
the guy went down. lewis went down too, because the kick had totally overbalanced her. thor and i dropped scott and ran over to help.
which was when sam sat up and said ‘that was a hell of a kick’
because apparently hed finished up his testing and gone out to catch up with us, made it partway down the block to call a cab, then saw us getting out of our taxi. he jogged back–not being particularly stealthy, but we were drunk–and put his hand on lewis’s shoulder to get her attention.
lewis, having pretty poor vision even sober, and worse vision when drunk and without her glasses, just saw some big male figure who’d popped up out of nowhere and grabbed her by the shoulder.
so naturally she kicked him in the chest.
she apologized profusely, but the rest of us thought it was pretty funny. and sam was impressed the next morning when he discovered that she’d left a visible footprint on his chest.
darcy insists she has no idea why she did it. or where she learned to kick like that.
the rest of us have just chalked it up to mysterious darcy lewis powers.

katy: “ok i gotta find a friend as quick as possible, likeee in a week…”

“maybe the park is a good place to start??”

“UGH, theres just creeps here!”

“OKK, she looks p nice!!! imma go n talk to her…”

“omg,,,, what am i gonna say…….?” 

“heyyyyy my mom thinks im not cool and i dont have any friends and i lied to her but its actually true im not cool and will u b my friend?

 sounds like a plan.

before

  • post on tumblr dot com: don't tell somebody that if they leave you, you'll have nobody else! that's abusive and manipulative and it'll most likely guilt them into staying in a relationship they don't want to be in!
  • me, a borderline: *clawing my face* :) YEAH!! :) WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING TO A PERSON?? :)

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anonymous asked:

You dont need boyfriend, people can live without boyfriends and gf! Just wait for a real love! You're only 15! You're just teen and you dont need love for rest of your life! I think many people love ypu, like family and friends! Są take care of them and stop being depressed because of your life without boyfriend! And many people really want to help you but they dont know how they can do this!

1. I don’t have true friends who could genuinely help and understand me.
2. No, they wont understand but e.g. scold me for a particular purge for 3 hours and again threaten me with death as I stare through the hostel ceiling and tell them, completely numb that it was “just one time” instead of them understanding the roots of it.
3. The same goes with, to not look too far back for an example, my recent breakup; they said the typical shit like “youre better off”, “he wasnt worth u”, “WEE GON KIK HIS ASS&@&!” and so on.
4. I feel love deprived, I need to be momentally happy
5. I’m sorry but I dont feel a strong connection with my family :( I only did with him.
6. I dont know if this is my paranoia coming out now but O, if you sent this ask; I don’t want to tell you about the roots of it, you better dont know about (,,.,,.,…..) and think I am sane😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (ale jedyne co mogę powiedzieć to że między innymi dlatego ciągle sie drę na kogoś, jestem stale wkurwiona albo się rozglądam i stukam w coś lub robie inne rzeczy jakieś głupkowate hahahah) 7. I am not depressed lol, I am just completely sad but more like full of rage and self-hatred? Idk

anonymous asked:

Rest in pieces Mettaton.

*After that… do whatever the fuck you want. You’re not part of this family until you get your shit together.

anonymous asked:

Ur the kind of friend that u can just sit with and chill and u don't have to talk, u just enjoy each other and watch netflix

true af 

except i dont have friends BUT if i did i would totally be like this probably

i just saw a post that said “if you’re not losing friends you’re not growing up”. which i guess is true to some extent. i dont have the same friends i did in elementary school. but please don’t think you have to abandon relationships in order to grow up. the most important people in my life I’ve known since i was in the fifth grade and im in college now and they’re thousands of miles away from me right now but they’re still my best friends. idk just the whole concept of like “dont go to the same college as ur friends. dont follow ur friends” is such bullshit. do what you know will make you happy. my friends make me happy and i don’t intend on losing them any time soon. ya making new friendships and connections is important but that doesn’t mean you have to sacrifice the ones you already have. losing friends doesn’t mean you’re growing up, but growing up you’re gonna grow distant from some people. that’s just life. but friends are important, keep them close, don’t be afraid to let them go, but cherish them.