i dont have cankles

Ugh, Make Me Gag

PGG brought his wife. (Lisa says it’s his husband’s sister and this is why she’s my bitch.) Stupid newlyweds I bet.

Bad news, she isn’t unfortunate in the stupid face.

Good news, bitch has cankles. I don’t have cankles, I win. Also, cankles on a healthy weight individual must suck hardcore, so I win extra big.

His shoes made his feet look tiny, so I’m over him. Over I say.

I hope they’re to tired too bone.