i dont finish books i dont like

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books in 2017  19?the dream thieves

“Dream me the world. Something new for every night.”

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IT IS DONE!!! :D
A couple of months ago, the unfathomably awesome @mitsouparker and @silverfanart agreed to do a drarry themed switch meme with me, and although it took us ages it WAS SO MUCH FUN!!!! ;w;
I hope you enjoy~

(click the pictures to enlarge and see who did which step :>)

Smut hoe is back? *temporarily*

Yall….

I’ve been working on this fic for like ever. and I never finished it.  And tonight  decided to. The *smutty* part isnt that good but whatever. I did it.

“Bottled up”

You x Jackson Wang (GOT7) 

Feat best friend Bam Bam (non-sexual friendship)

Rated M 

Smut

One Shot.

*Disclaimer*: If you dont like smut dont read it.  Just dont do it. 

“You didn’t have to pay for my flight! What the hell Bam!” You yelled on the phone with your best friend Bam Bam.  You had discovered a notification in your email that your round trip to Thailand was booked. Only you didn’t book anything yet.

“Just think of it as a late birthday present,” He said laughing.” “I can afford it love.”

“Yeah but you know I’ve been saving up to come to Thailand! I got the money silly.”

“Use it to go shopping!” He said, chuckling in the phone.  You hated when Bam Bam paid for you. Especially because you work.  Sure he was your best friend and an idol, but you didn’t want to use him for his money. Your eyes rolled. You wanted to make it up to him but had no idea how. The boy had everything. He was the fashion king so you couldn’t buy him a new outfit. He’s already ahead of the fashion game.

Keep reading

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me: im a respectable person and i will NOT draw dumb garbage today

my dumb idiot stupid brain: yeah…… you kno that dumb garbage you drew a month ago?? yeah that one. draw more of it you coward

oh?

Inktober day 15

h hey yall whats goin on in this thread

i finished the books in a week and a half flat like 2 weeks ago and its taken me until now to process everything that happened, so have this sloppy doodle of the quagmires as i imagine them and hope it motivates me to draw something with more time invested in it

(left to right, quigley, isadora, duncan; thats absolutely a commonplace book)

Focus is my life now.  I’m not to the point yet where I’m zoning out sometimes because my brain gets hijacked by muscles football gear but I’m at a point where sometimes I think about having jacked arms and ripped abs and firm pecs and that’s the future now that’s just how it is.  Even if at some point I was like whatever the life of the mind yeah, now that’s not for me not anymore.  I’ve already got a pile of books (gettin bigger) in the corner of my room that I’m gonna get rid of it.  Every day I add another one or two or three or four to the pile.  My bookshelf is gonna get emptier til I dont even really need a bookshelf why would I own a bookshelf?  Need another fuckin dresser for my fuckin gear that’s what I need, I’ll tell you that’s a fuckin addiction right there, all my fuckin gear.  I get so many packages in the mail my roommate must think I’m smugglin drugs or some shit and it’s funny cuz I kinda am.  Haha my drugs.  Gear, bros.

I focus best when I watch football.  It might take me awhile to kinda get into it especially if it’s two teams that aren’t my teams but after awhile (1 quarter at most) I’m into it, I’m glue to the screen, Im tense, sometimes a yell even slips out of me when a kicker shanks a field goal or a punter fucks up the punt and the offense has less yardage to cover (40 yard line, their own territory) or if a ref makes a shitty call, who knows what could happen?  It’s football.  You stare at it until you dont even realize you’re starin at it, the game is everything.  And in a week it’s fuckin playoff season.  Now the teams start fallin, one by one, and the true champs emerge.  After that maybe hockey.  But football is king.

I focus best too when I’m in the gym.  When I’m clamped down on a bar and I’m pulling or pushing and I’m counting one and I’m counting two and I think it might be my second set or maybe my third or maybe even my fourth and last set, and my whole world is whether or not I can push or I can pull one more time, kill one more rep, then CLANG goes the weights and I can stand up wobbly but a fuckin champ, sweat porin down my face and arms but a fuckin champ.  Drink some water, walk it off, keep fuckin goin.  When I finish a workout Im kinda like OK, what’s next?  Fuckin grab some protein and some food for tomorrow and go home and turn on fuckin football!

And it’s all real it aint fuckin roleplay it aint a dream its really fuckin happenin.  My life is changin cuz I focus.  I dont think about goin out and drinkin with people I know, I think about my muscles growin and whose goin in the playoffs.  I dont pick up that book or watch any smart shit, I choose to not to, I turn on football or do some research about football or muscles.  Surf eBay for more fuckin gear. 

Thats this chapter.  Focus.  Dont really remember the ones before.  Kinda fuzzy, like a long way back in the rearview mirror.  Wonder what the next chapter’s title is gonna be, and will I even remember this one

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PLL 7X16

-SPENCER GURL WHY DID YOU USE THE CARD

- HERE WE GO AGAIN, FUCKING LEAVE 6B IN 6B DO NOT BRING IT INTO MY BABIES HAPPINESS, THERE SO CUTE, MY HEART OWWWWWWW 

- blah blah blah book, book, nicole i dont care

- my babies investigating together 

- as much as i dont like marco he is the only cop who has done something in this town

- LUCAS MOTHERFUCKER 

-LOL EMILY SNAPPING 

-hannas always with caleb , god bless, love how they finish each others sentences 

- LEAVE 6B IN 6B FFS

- “hanna and i” 

- MONA MONA MONA, OMFG PROTECT HER, WHY CANT THEY JUST LOVE HER

- wtf aria you pyscho

- hanna and caleb searching together, goals HAHAHHAHAHAHAH HANNA AND HER ONE LINERS 

- lolbyeihatemarco

-awies emison, your so cute “i love you” wow omg and kiss DEAD 

-jesus christ aria what are you doing 

ALL RIGHT NERDS LISTEN UP:

ARE YOU BORED ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON? DONT BE, I WAS TOO ONCE BUT THEN I THOUGHT, OH DANG I CAN MAKE A GREAT LOOKIN CAKE. SO IMMA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE  A QUICK AND NOT TOO FANCY LOOKING BOOK CAKE:

STEP ONE:

pULL OUT ONE OF THESE SUCKERS

oPEN IT UP AND LOOK UP A GOOD CAKE RECIPE. I USED CHOCOLATE CAUSE I LIKE CHOCOLATE BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO THATS FINE

NOW, ONCE YOUVE BAKE THAT CAKE, AND YOU BETTER BAKE IT GOOD IN A RECOMMENDED 9 BY 15 OR 9 BY 13 INCH PAN, SET IT ASIDE TO LET IT COOL ON A RACK OR SOMETHING, PRO TIP: PLACE A BROWN PAPER BAG UNDERNEATH IT TO SOAK UP AND UN WANTED MOISTURE THAT WILL MAKE IT SOGGY AND ALL SLOPPY LOOKIN.

OKAY STEP 2: GO OUT AND BUY YOURSELF SOME OF THIS FONDANT STUFF, YOU CAN MAKE IT BUT TRUST ME AND MY SEVERAL ATTEMPTS: ITS A FRIGGIN MESS, NOT WORTH YOUR TIME UNLESS YOURE A PRO

I USED WILTON CAUSE IT TASTES PRETTY OKAY FOR A STORE BOUGHT FONDANT, LIKE REALLY SUGARY MARSH MELLOW ICING.

NEXT YOURE GONNA WANNA ROLL THIS STUFF OUT ON A CLEAN SURFACE BUT BEFORE YOU DO THAT MAKE IT UNCLEAN. THATS RIGHT I WANT YOU TO SMOTHER THAT COUNTER OR CUTTING BOARD OR WHATEVER WITH POWDERED SUGAR, IT KEEPS THE FONDANT FROM STICKING TO THE SURFACE. OKAY ONCE THATS DONE ROLL IT OUT REAL THIN BUT NOT TOO THIN, PROBABLY LIKE 3 MM THATS WHAT I DID AND IT WORKED FINE, MAKE IT PRETTY BIG, ROLL OUT THE ENTIRETY OF THE BAG, YOULL NEED IT

BUT SET THAT ASIDE TO SIT AND BECOME NOT AS STICKY.

GO BACK TO THE CAKE IT SHOULD BE COOL NOW, I WANT YOU TO MEASURE THAT CAKE AND CUT IT STRAIGHT IN HALF THAN GRAB YOURSELF SOME SORT OF JAM OR FILLING OR SOMETHING, I USED STRAWBERRY

AND RUB THAT ALL OVER THE TOP OF ONE OF THE TWO PIECES OF CAKE YOU SHOULD HAVE NOW, IF YOU USE JAM ITS PRETTY STICKY SO MAKE SURE TO ONLY RUB THE TOP OF THE CAKE.

OKAY NOW GO AHEAD AND MAKE YOURSELF SOME WHIPPED CREAM BY BLENDING 2 CUPS OF HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM WITH ABOUT A TABLESPOON OF VANILLA EXTRACT AND A FOURTH A CUP OF SUGAR

ITS GONNA TASTE HEAVENLY BUT DONT LET YOUR FAT BUTT EAT IT ALL, SMOTHER THE JAM YOU JUST SLAPPED DOWN WITH THIS STUFF AND MAKE IT THICK CAUSE THE TOP OF YOUR CAKE IS PROBABLY SLOPPED, THIS WILL EVEN OUT THE TOP. NOW TAKE THE OTHER HALF CAKE, FLIP IT UPSIDEDOWN AND SET IT ON THE WHIPPED CREAM, ADD MORE IN ANY GAPS THAT STILL SHOW ON THE SIDES AND SMOOTH IT OUT WITH A BUTTER KNIFE.

COVER THE TOP OF THE CAKE WITH YOUR JAM OR WHATEVER YOU USED AND GO BACK TO THE FONDANT SHEET YOU ROLLED OUT. REMEMBER THAT? WELL NOW COME THE CAREFUL PART.

TAKE THAT SHEET AND GENTLY, AND I MEAN GENTLY, LAY IT ON THE CAKE FOLDING IT LIKE WRAPPING PAPER ON THE EDGES AND TAKE A KNIFE AND CUT OFF ANY EXCESS, YOULL PROBABLY HAVE A LOT, HOPEFULLY, SET IT ASIDE CAUSE IF YOU WANNA DETAILS THAT WHAT YOULL USE.

NOW GRAB YOURSELF SOME OF THIS STUFF

AND PAINT THE TOP OF THE CAKE WITH ANY COLOUR BUT YELLOW, GIVE IT TEXTURE IF YOU WANT I DONT CARE NOT MY CAKE, BUT WHEN IT WAS MY CAKE I DID GIVE IT TEXTURE. OKAY YOU CAN USE A NORMAL PAINT BRUSH TO PAINT THIS ON AND BE CAREFUL MY PEEPS THIS STUFF GOES A LONG WAY, ONLY LIKE 3 DROPS COVERED MY ENTIRE CAKE TOP. THE SIDES OF THE CAKE SHOULD BE STROKED HORIZONTALLY WITH YELLOW TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE PAGES IN A BOOK

NOW I FORGOT TO PHOTOGRAPH SOME STEPS IN HERE BUT BASICALLY WHAT I DID WAS ROLLED OUT SOME MORE FONDANT AND SHAPED IT LIKE SOME LETTERS OR SOME JUNK AND YEAH THIS IS WHAT MINE LOOKED LIKE AT THIS POINT

AS YOU CAN SEE I USED A REFERENCE IMAGE FOR THE LETTERING, DONT BE AFRAID TO USE REFERENCE IMAGES, THEY HELP A BUTT LOAD OKAY? OKAY

YOURE PRETTY MUCH FINISHED JUST ADD SOME MORE DETAILS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A FANCY BOOK COVER AND GO OUT AND PHOTOGRAPH THAT CAKE, YOU WORKED HARD ON IT BE PROUD MMM CAKE

AS YOU CAN SEE I ADDED AN ACORN ON MY BOOK COVER CAUSE I SHIP THE HECK OUT OF BAGGINSHIELD AND ITS A SUBTLE SIGN. AND YOU MIGHT WANNA EAT IT THE DAY YOU MAKE IT CAUSE THERE IS WHIPPED CREAM IN THE CENTER AND THAT STUFF TASTES BEST FRESH

ENJOY YOUR CAKE, NERDS

anonymous asked:

Your Ugly Moon fic is so absolutely amazing. I was saving chapter 6 for as long as i could (so i dont have to wait as long for the next chapter lmao) but today i finally got around to finishing the actual It book and boy did i sob at a certain part (not gonna say what since im sure some people dont want spoilers) so it was good to come back and read a great chapter. I love the selective mute trope and your writing style is amazing! I look forward to future chapters!!

omg!!! i’m so glad you’re liking it thanks so much💙

seems like the books are finally getting finished and i dont have to wait for more instructions on the arts GOD BLESS
now i only have some school stuff to tend to and i can carry on with my personal stuff, which looks something like this
- finish giveaway prizes
- start my mini comic
- keep on planning my big project and main story
- open a patreon/commissions, only after i finish school because i dont have that kind of strength to draw much after spending 10-12 hrs there :c (you can vote about this here!!)
i cant wait to finally get paid and this job will be over once and for all, im so tired

anonymous asked:

1, 15, 27 and 29? I hope you have a great day!

thank u thats very sweet

1. if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?
read: idk probably the foxhole court or solitaire or radio silence those books are like 80% of my personality
watch: the first 40 minutes of any movie,, i dont have an attention span long enough for the whole movie most of the time so i like. dont finish them
listen to: 6/10 by dodie and a random song off let go by avril lavigne because that was my childhood and introduction to music

15. five most influential books over your lifetime.
i don’t actually read that much (dyslexia yeet) BUT ill try
1. harry potter (duh?)
2. the mortal instruments
3. the foxhole court
4. radio silence
5. those geronimo stilton books w the mouse they’re what got me into reading lmao

27. do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?
not really because i was Blessed™ with good skin and im a Wreck lmfao
clothing-wise i think i kinda do bc i always wear dark and boring clothes lol

29. three songs that you connect with right now.
fun fact i actually have a playlist for this just like i have a playlist for everything
other than the ones i just mentiones: the outsider by marina and the diamonds, miss y by marina and the diamonds, it’s not by aimee mann

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