i dont even think this is funny

i usually don’t like posting about exols but i just saw an exol tweeting about the tragedy of ariana’s concert but then added “i hope bts’ next concert ends like this”. listen. i dont fucking care if you dislike bts but if you think that wishing death upon people was in any way okay or/and funny, you’re a shitty excuse of a human being.
the fact that the tweet of her even got over 20+ likes is just so wrong and sad. people have lost lives, parents have lost their children, some have lost their friends and to wish this to anyone else is not okay. it’s not human.
and i’m just gonna say that if i see any armys tweet the same shit i’m reporting your account. idc who you stan. make fun of this and you become nothing but evil.

anonymous asked:

Do you think jackbum has fought? They seem so distant lately. Its so noticeable after all the closeness.

i dont think so, really. i mean there is definately less interactions between them comparing to last year’s ICONIC LIFE SAVING moments but when jaebum sends that LoOk towards jackson i-

ifucking MELT and know that they’re as in love as they’ve ever been (is this gramatically correct??fuck sorry)

that lip bite i

JACKSON DIDNT EVEN DO SOMETHING THAT FUNNY YET HE FUCKING OPENS HIS BEAUTIFUL TEETH SHOWING SMILE AND PRETEND AS IF JACKSON IS THE FUNNIEST MAN TO EVER EXIST-

anonymous asked:

IM SCREAMING SO TODSY I ACCIDENTALLY KISSED MY TC'S CHEECK & I DIDNT EVEN MEAN TO I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING IT JUST HAPPENED HE WAS KNEELING NEXT TO ME READING MY ESSAY AND THEN HE SAID SOMETHING FUNNY AND I JUST LOOKED AT HIM FOR A COUPLE SECONDS AND KISSED HIS CHEECK AND HE JUST LOOKED AT ME AND SMILED AND BLUSHED AND I WANTED TO CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE AND ASDGGHJKL

oh mY GOF

Get yourself some roommates who have Star Wars discourse screaming matches on a regular basis. Yes I sometimes join in.

it cracks me up that according to the marvel comics clint is taller than steve like

could u imagine steve meeting all the other avengers and hes reveling in how hes still the tallest human in the room even in the future (thor may be 6′6 but hes a god he doesnt count) and he gets to command all these short people

and then clint barton enters in all his 6′3 glory like “sup” and steve screams cause he still has the urge to assert height dominance like all short people do

quotes from the signs of how they view themselves and their signs

aries: “I’m opinionated and when something intrigues me or is brought to my attention I really like to research it and learn about it so I’m like super great to come to for advice. I can be really aggressive in a way like not physically but emotionally and I’m reckless. I like to have fun”

taurus: “umm im really closed off n not many people know the REAL me like no one really knows the inside me u know like i dont share my feels n like im really loving n caring n emotional n i can be kinda dramatic but like cancers overshadow us”

gemini: “well i think there are definitely ~two sides of me~ but i think it’s like that for everyone”

cancer: “the stereotype about us being like huge crybabies isn’t entirely true like i think i’m just as emotional as the next person but i feel like cancers are a lot stronger than people believe they are and we’re problem solvers too even though people generally see us as problem creators. i don’t think i’ve ever met a cancer that didn’t have a huge heart yknow like i’m super loving and caring and i think that more than being like crybaby emotional we’re lovey dovey emotional. great at giving advice bc we’re super logical and parental. of all the signs i’d say we’re the most similar to lawyers. we also talk a lot”

leo: “i say i don’t care what people think of me but i really do, i hate making other people upset idontknow anymore i was trying to be inspiring for you but that’s all i got”

virgo: “i pay attention to every single detail about anyone and everyone. i have very good sense of judgement and truth. i’m very hard on myself, very insecure. i think very logically and cautiously. i dont even know much more i see of myself, but i’ll tell you one thing, the most important, virgos love. they love so fucking hard. i’d say more than anyone else. I WAS GONNA MAKE IT REALLY GOOD AND LONG AND MEANINGFUL BUT I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD I WAS HOLDING IT WHILE THINKING”

libra: “Smart funny but indecisive as hell cant make up their own mind if their life depended on it. Generally very good hearted people and there for others. Not easily discouraged but can get lazy easily and unfocused from the task at hand. Aesthetic sign in love with all that is beautiful and pleasing to see and feel.”

scorpio: “uhh I really want to be loved and accepted and I think that’s why I’m really sexually driven like I give the people what they want in exchange for what I want”

sagittarius: “idk i don’t really care about anything like i’m laid back but i also care a lot about everything??? if you make me mad i can be really like cold towards you and i’ll make it known that i’m upset. i’m loving and caring and i protect the ones i love”

capricorn: “Capricorns are definitely hard workers and very goal oriented and do things that they set their minds too like everyone says but I also think many capricorns are sensitive and parental but also children at heart”

aquarius: “i like to be alone but in the presence of people i’m kinda backwards idk i’m shy but with close friends i am a lunatic also why is aquarius an AIR SIGN LIKE THE LOGO FOR IT IS LITERALLY TWO WAVES WHY ISN’T IT WATER LIKE AQUA-RIUS HELLO”

pisces: “I guess I’m funny. I care for people a lot but when it comes to them needing help, idk how to help bc I’m a piece of shit! But I’m a pretty good listener. In relationships I think I’m a pretty good partner bc I give it my all but I can be a piece of shit.”

There is this boy at my school who I think is the most attractive boy in the whole universe. He has tan skin that just seems to maintain its color no matter what time of year it is. His hair is a chocolate curly brown, that he runs his hands through at least 200 times a day. His eyes are a caramel-brownish shade that I truly melt into and am lost for words when ever I look into them. But he also has this laugh that is literally one of a kind, and not in a cute way, its high pitched and almost girly but its still music to my ears and always brings a smile to my face. When he talks to his friends, he always makes the funniest jokes and, when he needs to be, nice/helpful to them.

All my friends say that he isn’t attractive and has no like able qualities, and they just cant understand why I like him. I can never seem to figure out why they don’t think he is attractive or funny, it literally blows my mind.

But to be completely honest, I’ve never even had a conversation with him. Im not even friends with the people he’s friends with. I dont think I will ever be able to work up the courage to talk to him and tell him all the things I love about him.

So he will never know that while his friends are mocking his laugh, I’m falling for it. Or when he is smiling, I want nothing more than to be the one making him smile. Never will he know that when he runs his hands through his hair, its my dream to run mine through it too .

But, he will never know any of these things.

So if you are ever thinking that nobody will ever love you because you haven’t been asked out on a date or a stupid boy in high school hasn’t confessed his undying love for you, don’t think that someone doesn’t think of you as an amazing attractive person.

While you’re sitting in class laughing with your friends, someone may be falling in love with the sound of your laugh(even if its a funny one), or the way your eyes light up when your truly happy, or even the way you run your hands through your hair.

Don’t ever think your not good enough just because some boy/girl hasn’t told you how amazing you are.

Meme War

Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has invited Sam, Steve, Bucky, Wanda, Nat, Bruce, Peter, Thor, Vision and Scott.

Tony: Okay so, me and Bruce worked real hard on this one.

Nat: Bruce and I, just FYI.

Tony: We created a special program that should keep anyone out that we don’t want in.

Tony: So they shouldn’t be able to get in.

Tony: Oh fuck off.

Scott: Wait who can’t get in and why?

Bucky: So how sure are you they won’t be able to get in?

Thor: Sir Ant-Man, I believe they are discussing Lady Y/n and Sir Clinton.

Bruce: I am hundred percent positive they can’t get in.

Peter: Um guys, I am a little bit confused. What did they do?

Sam: Well Thank Goodness.

Steve: I had enough of that nonsense.

Tony: Nope, just me and my buddy Bruce.

Vision: Peter, I believe it’s called a meme war.

Wanda: My buddy Bruce and I.

Tony: Will you stop correcting my grammar?

Steve: Will you start making proper sentences?

Tony: Oh you too, Steve?

Scott: Seriously, so that’s why you blocked them out?

Scott: Party breakers.

Sam: Well Tic-Tac, you don’t see memes all around the tower.

Wanda: I wouldn’t mind seeing them, if they didn’t suck.

Peter: Well some of them were good.

Steve: On who’s side are you now Peter?

Tony: Hey leave the kid alone.

Peter: I am just saying.

Y/N has entered the chat.

Y/N has added Clint.

Bucky: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Vision: I am not fully sure how this happened.

Vision: My computer doesn’t acquire that kind of information.

Sam: YOU SAID THIS WOULDN’T HAPPEN?

Bruce: But how?

Nat: I will seriously kill you two imbecilic.

Nat has left the chat.

Bruce: There was a special password that they need to guess before entering, and it’s not that easy.

Clint: Oh you mean “Y/N and Clint aren’t allowed in this chat”?

Clint: Pretty easy to me.

Wanda: Typical Tony.

Wanda: Now you should create a program that’s not gonna allow Tony to leave the chat.

Steve: Seriously Tony?

Thor: Interesting thinking, Lady Wanda.

Scott: Yeah, let’s torture Iron Man.

Scott: Who’s with me??

Bruce: I swear to God, I’m going to strangle you.

Bruce: Without turning green.

Y/N:        

           

Tony: Alright there buddy, calm down.

Vision has left the chat.

Tony has been disconnected

Bruce has left the chat.

Wanda: Someone’s gonna get their ass beaten.

Clint: Hey Vision

Vision: Yes, Mr. Barton?

Clint: How’s your vision?

Clint: Because

Clint:

Vision has left the chat.

Thor: Humans.

Thor: I would rather be stuck whit my idiot brother Loki, than you two.

Thor has left the chat.

Peter: Huh, good one.

Steve: I don’t get it.

Sam: This is so stupid.

Bucky: Lame.

Peter: I mean, buu, it sucks.

Y/N:

Clint: Hell yeah, Y/N, hell yeah.

Peter has left the chat.

Y/N: Yaiks, think I got him too hard.

Y/N: Poor little baby.

Sam: Then go suck his dick for comfort.

Sam:

Clint: Shit Y/N

Y/N:

Bucky: Y/N can I film it when you kill him?

Wanda: I’ll hold your hair so you don’t mess it.

Sam:

Scott: I will bring popcorn

Steve: I’ll plan a funeral.

Clint: I’ll bring memes.

Bucky: Oh dude, you know you’re going down.

Wanda: Harder than titanic.

Bucky: But not the way you’d like to.

Sam:

Sam: 

Y/N:

Bucky: GO Y/N, GO Y/N.

Clint:

Scott: Look guys what I’ve found.

Scott:

Wanda: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Steve: What is this?

Bucky: This is life

Y/N: Yasss Scott.

Clint: Good one.

Steve: I don’t get it.

Sam: Hilarious.

Steve: You gusy suck.

Steve has left the chat.

Y/N: BUT TONY SWALLOWS.

Clint: HAHAHAHAH.

Wanda has left the chat.

Sam has left the chat

Scott has left the chat.

Bucky has left the chat.

Clint: what the heck?

Y/N: They think their cool.

Clint: Let’s do something

Y/N: what?

Clint: Okay meet me in the training room in 5.

Clint: I have something great planned out.

Y/N: Can’t wait.

Clint has left the chat.

Y/N:

Y/N: Just had too.

Y/N has left the chat.


I dont even know anymore.

  • me: marcus and oliver are such dumbasses i hate them both
  • someone in the distance: true they're only minor characters and all they care about is quidditch, i don't get why everyone-
  • me, hurtling towards person at top speed: OK BUT HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY ARE A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THE RIVALS-TURNED-LOVERS ARCHETYPE AND CONSTANTLY BRING OUT THE BEST IN EACH OTHER AND TRANSFORM EACH OTHER'S FLAWS INTO STRENGTHS LIKE OLIVER WOULD SHOW MARCUS THE AFFECTION HE HAS BEEN DENIED WHILE MARCUS WOULD HELP OLIVER REALIZE THAT HE COULD CHANNEL HIS DRIVE AND PASSION FOR QUIDDITCH INTO HIS RELATIONSHIPS AND ALSO SINCE THERE AREN'T MUCH CANON THINGS WE KNOW ABOUT THE TWO THIS MAKES FLINTWOOD EVEN MORE IDEAL BECAUSE
DO YOU EVER GO INTO A RAGE BECAUSE ARMY DOES NOT APPRECIATE NAMJOON ENOUGH

because im pissed yall need to stop:

1) requesting other members when namjoon does vlive

2) making fun of his looks. its not funny its fucking hurtful. hes a human too damn

3) calling him fake deep when his thoughts are valid? and inspirational? and he only says it to help us? because he loves us you snakes???

4) bringing up namjoon’s past mistakes and being unwilling to forgive them. acknowledge they exist? yes. act like he hasnt grown a ton? shut your dumbass up. guess who wrote your fav bts feminist anthem 21st century girls? ill give you one guess. but yall stay talking about how hes sexist and racist like he hasnt shown his remorse and how hes worked on bettering himself

5) say namjoon shouldn’t be in bts. actually if you’re saying this pls leave army because you are one fake ass hoe. also this is funny as shit bc if namjoon wasnt in bts bts WOULD NOT EXIST. he was the inspiration for bts its because of his talent that bang pd was like “wow i should make a hiphop group with him in the center”.

6) say namjoon shouldn’t be leader. if you think this dont even talk to me. actually nevermind do message me and ill set you straight real fast

7) ignoring his mixtape. we all came together and religiously viewed agust d. but somehow do you (actual masterpiece ok) is sitting at 5mil after nearly 2 years?

8) sleep on his talent. it kills me how kpop listeners will stan a rapper and all of a sudden they’re connoisseurs of rap. trust me when i say: namjoon is a genius and namjoon is in the top tier of kpop rappers. if you’re confused, message me


this has been a psa. comment what army should stop doing to namjoon. lets make an angry namjoon love thread lol

psa/callout on tumblr users 116 and tentacleds

EDIT: someone using thiscrush’s name and url was in the chat and we no longer believe its them that was sending the threats. 

SO @tentacleds and @116 think saying this is funny at one point they start referring to my pedo ex selling my nudes cuz they pretended they have em. ALSO they talk about falsely accusing a friend of manipulation to get out of this

@116 special shoutout to u worthless inbred freak stop threatening to rape minors if you dont want called out anymore


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baekhyunsalilshit  asked:

I haven't had homework in over 6 months but I totally feel with the homework thing ;-; if you have time, could you write a lil something for seventeen woozi please and thank you!!!!!

  • camp counselor!woozi 
  • kids actually LOVE him and no one is sure why,,,,like is it because he’s small and looks squishy but is actually something closer to cheesecake full of wasabi????
  • refers to the children in his team as ‘monsters’ and everyone’s like awww they’re little monsters but how can you not love them
  • woozi looking at everyone else: no. that’s the point. you’re not supposed to love monst- HEY HEY GET OUT OF THAT CANOE ALL OF YOU RIGHt NOW
  • acts like this job is the worst thing in the world but in reality,,,,,,,,he likes having to take care of kids
  • like he likes having them depend on him and seeing them smile when they get on the bus to greet him in the morning
  • and even if they all pile ontop of him and he’s like DONT HUG ME like,,,,,in secret,,,,it’s really something he enjoys
  • also he’s like super competitive if his kids are going up against other kids in like a potato sack race he’s like “listen up monster we’re gonna go out there,,,,,,,and we’re gonna CRUSH THEM. i mean we’re gonna have fun but also you know CRUSH THEM”
  • you’re another counselor and you’re kind of a more laidback approach, but you think it’s really funny how woozi complains about the kids during lunch but then you notice he’s wearing like 20 homemade bracelets that the kids made during arts and crafts
  • and one day as he’s going on about how this job is killing him you’re like “ok, but you love those kids” and he’s like what
  • and you’re like “admit it, you’re soft for them. i mean you’re wearing bracelets they made for you.”
  • woozi stutters and everyone turns to look at him like hmmmmm they have a point so What’s the Truth
  • and woozi is like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i,,,,,just didn’t want to hurt their feelings?
  • you: so you love them and care about them
  • woozi: UM LETS STEP OUTSIDE FOR A MOMENT 
  • and you’re like ok and you follow him and he’s like “hey,,,listen,,,,,,,i love those twerps but,,,,,,,,,,,,,,don’t make me say it in front of everyone and you’re like huh why not
  • and he’s like MY iMAGE. my reputation,,,,, and you like grin and lean in and you’re like “it’ll be even better, you’ll be even cuter” and woozi is like nO i dont,,,,want to be
  • and you’re like “i think you’re cute” and he’s like wait what and you’re like “super cute, i mean ive always thought that.” and he’s blushing and it’s hard to hide it but he’s like “im,,,,not you’re lying,,,,”
  • and you kiss the tip of his nose and you’re like “not lying. super cute” and he’s like Stop you’re the cute on bye
  • and he stomps off but also his heart is racing and you shrug and murmur
  • “you wore all 20 bracelets you dweeb that’s like the cutest thing,,,” 

anonymous asked:

I really want dan to tell us stories of is rebellious teen years like his experimentation with drugs and party life and stuff... too bad he won't because of how some fans will react to it, like emulate it or go crazyfan about it instead of just listening to it and having a laff

i wrote this and sent it to myself i love time travel :) ok but like.. i want him to tell us abt his Cool Boy life so much… bad party stories……. first times he got high n drunk……… best things he acted in and tiny behind the scenes snippets and stories of the funny things his drama class did ……….. stories abt his friends that arent necessarily abt Them but the Things He Did With Them ie “emos go to the mall”…. hes not even that cool but like i just wanna Know all the dumb teenagery things he did i want to make fun of him so bad

Caught (Peter Parker x reader)

Good morning lovelies! It’s only Tuesday and I already wish it was Saturday. I’m going to try to finish all these requests so I can take some more and really focus on my next series that I can hopefully start writing this weekend! I hope you all have a wonderful day, and if you ever have any questions or just need someone to talk to, please don’t hesitate to ask or message me. I hope you enjoy this anon if you’re out there. Much love. I love you all, xoxo

Request: Young!avenger x Peter Parker and that they get caught making out by Steve or Tony?  

Warnings: Minimal cursing, making out?

Masterlist


“Hey babe.” You slid your arms around his torso, kissing his cheek. He smiled, putting his warm hands over yours.

“Hey, love.” He took your arms away from him, spinning himself around so that he was facing you. “What’s up?”

“You got a minute?” A mischievous look came across your face as you batted your eyelashes up at him. “Mm, come on.” You gave him your best puppy dog eyes and took his hand. You swiftly brought him down the hall, giggling. He shook his head, chuckling at your giddiness. You pulled him into your room, wiggling your eyebrows suggestively. He closed the door softly behind him and you pulled him down for a kiss. His hands wrapped gently around your waist, fitting your bodies against each other perfectly. Your fingers laced through his soft hair. You backed him up against the bed, the backs of his knees hitting the edge. You sat him down, straddling his hips. You kissed his forehead, his hands roaming your body. He crashed into your lips, and you hummed against his. Your hands were on the back of his neck, occasionally running through his hair. His lips were soft and warm, the sensation filling your stomach with butterflies.

“God, you’re so beautiful.” He looked up at you with loving eyes, studying your every feature. A shade of pink arose on your cheeks and you bit your lip, a small smile pulling at the corners of your mouth.

“I love you, Peter Parker. More than you’ll ever know.” Your E/C eyes glistened against the light that was coming through the windows. Your kissed his lips tenderly, shivers going up your spine. His hands traced alone the small of your back, the feeling making your breath hitch.

Peter took the opportunity and explored your mouth. You let him in, giving him dominance. His lips unlatched from yours, traveling to your neck. He placed feather light kisses along your jaw, and began sucking on the sweet spot on your neck. You sighed, the feeling sending some type of release through your body. He made his way back up to your lips, sending you both into quiet bliss.

The door swung open, revealing a grease covered Tony. “Hey, F/N, we need you down at-” He gaped at the sight over you on top of Peter. You startled and fell on your butt on the floor. Peter tried to nonchalantly fix his hair, trying not to act suspicious. “What the heck is going on here!?” His eyes were wide, and he was staring at the both of you and how disheveled you looked. Tony was waving his arms around, shocked.

You cleared your throat. “Uh, hey Tony, what’s up?” You laughed nervously, and Peter was smiling awkwardly.

“What’s up? Really? Is that the best you can do?” He crossed his arms over his chest, giving you a look. Peter slowly got off the bed, trying to escape. “And where do you think you’re going?” Tony glared daggers at Peter, scaring him shitless.

“Uhh, no..where?” He slowly backed up back to the bed, taking a seat.

“And this is why it’s a bad idea to have two raging hormonal teenagers in the same building.” He rolled his eyes at you, shaking his head. “Whatever. Just-I never want to have to walk in on that again. For Christ’s sake, lock the door next time.” He turned on his heel, walking out the door. He shouted from the hallway. “Come on you two, we have to get to work.”

You and Peter turned to each other, blushing. You burst out laughing and pulled him off the bed, leading him out into the hallway. All Tony did as he walked away was chuckle, shaking his head. You guys were cute together, but sometimes too cute for his liking.


I hoped you enjoyed this cute, funny little oneshot. Have an amazing day and remember that I think you’re beautiful and that if I could, I would send you a pizza because I love you guys that much. xoxo

TAGLIST IS OPEN

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@mcfuccfairy @fandomlover2001 @elegantnightmareshiro@buckysplumfondler @arabellaaurorabarnes@imgettingmarriedtobuckybarnes @badassbaker

Promt list

1. “Thats my phone”
2. “Why do you have my bra in your hand?”
3. “I don’t feel so good”
4. “You mean everything to me….”
5. “You lost your ring?….”
6. “Great now the fire alarm is going off”
7. “You mean to tell me that you ate all my food?…”
8. “How dare you use me when you knew i loved you….”
9. “Forget it”
10. “Maybe wishes do come true after all
11. “Maybe soulmates are a thing”
12. “Lets go travel the world”
13. “Can we sleep under the stars?”
14. “I saw you sitting alone and thought you would use some company”
15. “Are you seriously horny right now?”
16. “Whats with the cheesy pickup lines?”
17. “Nooo! They belonged together”
18. “Your jealous over my celebrity crush?”
19. “Could i maybe get your number?”
20. “How about a date?”
21. “Netflix?”
22. “Was it really worth it?”
23. “Yeah well now you’ve lost me”
24. “Let me help you goddammit”
25. “Stop being stubborn and come cuddle me”
26. “You drove here at 2 in the morning to come and get cuddles?”
27. “Soooo…..what now?”
28. “I thought you locked the door”
29. “This is going to be the end of me”
30. “You are going to be the death of me”
31. “Your just another player and its game over for us”
32. “You’re seriously a man-child”
33. “I want you. Only you”
34. “Do you belive in love at first sight?”
35. “Im so stupid. I fell for my best friend”
36. “Its cute when you blush”
37. “Back off”
38. “Is there a reason your crawling threw my window?”
39. “Thats a cute laugh. I like it”
40. “Move in with me?”
41. “I guess this is it…”
42. “It wasn’t supposed to happen like this”
43. “You owe me 10 bucks”
44. “Can you bring pizza and beer”
45. “What did that asshole do to you?”
46. “What did you do?”
47. “Ewww thats gross”
48. “Stick that toung out again and i will cut it off”
49. “Im not crying. Theres something in my eye”
50. “Wow. Your stupid”
51. “Did i fucking stutter?”
52. “You should leave”
53. “Dont mind me”
54. “Nice moves love”
55. “What a dumb idea. Im in”
56. “Can someone shoot him?”
57. “Don’t say a word”
58. “Shit, thats hot”
59. “I dont care”
60. “You need to leave”
61. “Fuck off”
62. “NEVER!”
63. “Do you even love me?”
64. “I think i just fell in love”
65. “I cant do this anymore”
66. “You’re so whipped”
67. “Forever?”
68. “I fall in love with you more and more ever day”
69. “Your all i have left”
70. “Care to dance?”
71. “Please. Just dont”
72. “Im sorry”
73. “I said im sorry what more do you want!”
74. “You cant just sit there all day”
75. “You can lock yourself away from everyone else….but please dont push me away”
76. “You can’t banish me!! This is my bed too”
77. “Talk about awkward”
78. “If you die. I’ll kill you”
79. “That dosn’t make sense”
80. “Just smile. I just really need to see you smile right now”
81. “How funny. You think i care”
82. “Tell me what’s happened. Why have we changed”
83. “I don’t even know you anymore.”
84. “Do you really need all that candy?”
85. “Don’t yell at me”
86. “Good thing i didn’t ask for your opinion”
87. “She’s hiding behind the sofa”
89. “He’s respectable. But you know, a little dodgy”
90. “Your too good for this world”
91. “Only if you give me a piggy back ride”
92. “Let’s build a fort”
93. “Wait, you like me?”
94. “Wait….is this a date?”
95. “If i did anything right in my life, it was falling in love with you”
96. “Listen i really dont like you but you hsve a puppy so im going to be over a lot”
97. “I desere an explanation. I desereve an acceptable reason”
98. “You can hate me. You can dislike me. But why cheat on me?”
99. “Your hair is so soft”
100. “I thought it’d be less hurt if i left now. But it turn out i was wrong. I promise ill never leave again”


Suggest who you would like it to be with and what number/s. Stay groovy 😎

Originally posted by winterxblogger

Draco confesses
  • Harry: I have been surfing the internet lately.
  • Ron: What is this infernet thingy?
  • Hermione: Its where you see all those food pictures, Ron. And its called internet.
  • Harry: What's this drarry that everyone's talking about?
  • Hermione: Its a ship.
  • Harry: A what? I saw nothing like a ship!
  • Hermione: Well, it is a concept of a fictional couple. The muggles know about us but they think we are stories. Well, let me show you.
  • Harry: I know about that. Ginny told me.
  • Hermione: Then why are you asking me, Harry?
  • Harry: Well, she said that she found the drarry ship cute.
  • Hermione: And?
  • Harry: And I found a lot of stories.
  • Hermione: And?
  • Harry: And I printed them out and took them to office.
  • Ron: Did you read them?
  • Harry: Hell no! I don't have enough patience. Malfoy was bored. He took them.
  • Hermione: ...
  • Ron: Well, I hope nothing good was in them. Oh Merlin! Here comes Malfoy.
  • Draco: Potter, what the hell is this?
  • Harry: Well I-
  • Draco: I don't care what you have to say. For years I have been working with you, trying to behave normally with you and never expecting anything from you! Do you have any idea what you gave me?
  • Harry: Well I-
  • Draco: Thank you so much. I am glad you feel the same. I love you too, Harry.