wanna know something fun? if you take the first letters of each name of Lotor’s squad plus the first letter of his own name you get a german word. so we have Lotor, Acxa, Narti, Zethrid and Ezor which results in Lanze. And what’s even funnier: if you translate this to English it’s Lance. You know, like our favourite Blue Paladin? Lance? Right leg of Voltron? Currently the right arm? yeah, what a truly remarkable coincidence indeed
jason grace: who wins: jason but i mean why are you trying to fight him anyway. he’s a good kid
hazel levesque: who wins: hazel. she’s literally a witch. do you want to die.
leo valdez: who wins: it doesn’t even matter who wins please just fight this boy. he might set you on fire but who cares. someone needs to punch him. i’ll help you
grover underwood: who wins: you but at what cost. why are you fighting this cinnamon bun
thalia grace: who wins: get her a few feet off the ground and ur gold. otherwise this is a guaranteed loss. probably better to just avoid
piper mclean: who wins: piper probably but as long as you don’t let her talk you might win. one word and you’ll end up dead and possibly sell ur soul to her though
reyna avila ramírez-arellano: who wins: reyna. why would you even try this
rachel elizabeth dare: who wins: you might win but she could also just stop mid-fight and predict the exact moment of your death. she scares me
will solace: who wins: you. he can’t do much to you and he’s the best healer at camp too so he’ll be okay probably. fight him
clarisse la rue: who wins: clarisse. tbh if you’re fighting clarisse she probably started it so good luck getting outta that one
annabeth chase: who wins: ANNABETH. DONT DO THIS. THIS IS LITERALLY SUCH A BAD IDEA DON’T DO IT DON’T D O I T
percy jackson: who wins: could go either way. the kid might end up killing you in some spectacular and painful way but he might also just fuck up so badly you win by default. go for it though i want to see him get punched
coach hedge: who wins: you. just ignore the screaming and avoid the bat
luke castellan: who wins: he’s a good sword fighter but if you stand out of range and ask him about his evil plans/tragic backstory he’ll go off on a four page speech and you can try to get ur shot in then
frank zhang: who wins: why would you even want to fight frank?????? is he too kind???? too sweet for u??? please dont
nico di angelo: who wins: nico. he has killed more people than any of the seven and he doesn’t even have to touch them. dont try this
important question: does neil have a license?? because in book 2 it said he doesn’t have one under the name neil josten so like…what if he gets pulled over one day and the cops ask for his license and registration and neil’s just like “nope don’t have that” whats he gonna do then huh??? or what if he’s just driving andrew’s car one day and says “ya know i should really get myself a license” and andrew + whoever else is in the car is just like neil what the actual fuck do you mean to say you’ve just been driving around all this time and you don’t even have a license??? what the fuck neil???
West City is a modern metropolis where both saiyans and humans live and thrive. When Bulma Briefs becomes the first human to join the police force, she quickly learns how tough it is to enforce the law. Determined to prove herself, Bulma jumps at the opportunity to solve a mysterious case. Unfortunately, that means working with Vegeta Ouji, a scam artist saiyan who makes her job even harder.
…I LITERALLY WATCHED THIS MOVIE FOR THE FIRST TIME LIKE 5 DAYS AGO HOW DID YOU KNOW MY THOUGHTS AFAFHDALKFJHLAHAL
I wanna have xxxx with you fatass! love you forever darling-Ten’s birthday note to Johnny
You are all gay-Taeil
why do i need to buy chocolate if im the chocolate myself?-Jaehyun
Ten and I just showered together-Johnny
if you hold your pee in for too long, a big surprise will follow- Yuta
i like the bed because it gives me the feeling of a forest fairy-Taeil
Are these pokeballs?- Ten
Why do i look so scary?-Taeyong
This reminds me of the first time we met. I dont even remember that. Me neither, i just know it was awkward- Mark and Johnny
Ten never looked at girls- Ten’s teacher
This is Taipei - Yuta
I really know nothing about dating - Taeyong
Hello we are the foreign swaggers- Mark
I lived in america for 4 years thats why im here man-Jaehyun
Welcome back to the foreign swagger section-Mark
SM Super Cookie-Ten
I really dont think i can do this anymore-Taeyong
So today! February 2nd! Actually, its the 9th. Oh man dude what am i saying? No, its cool- Mark and Johnny
Doyoung who is filled with beautiful thoughts, I love you! -Taeyong
Everywhere I look, pose. Everywhere I place my hand, its a pose. -Taeyong
I forgot how to do satoori-Hansol
A six-pack is too heavy for me, so now I only walk around with a one-pack. I leave the other five behind. I used to have chocolate abs, but i ate two of them. - Haechan
Who do you think is more handsome? Taeyong. Alright, who do you think is more handsome? Taeyong. -Jaehyun, Jisung, and Mark.
I wake up at 7 am to water my plants. But i dont have any plants - Haechan
LET DOYOUNG SPEAK- Taeyong
THESE CRYBABIES SERIOUSLY! *wipes away tears*- Haechan ofc
Ten and I showered together - Johnny
He is always following me!!! What are you talking about… - Mark and Haechan
My friends call me a heater, cuz i bring the heat! - johnny
I love him [johnny] soooo much! - Ten
On my schedule, from noon to 1 pm, I avoid haechan - mark
Offer the last piece of food! Please accept my Taeyong :) -Taeyong and Doyoung
I’M HEARTBROKEN!!!!!- Haechan
*dolphin screams* - Chenle
hello my name is marklee - Mark Lee
Ten was never interested in girls - Ten’s old teacher
Yes, I learned some Chinese phrases. The one that left the deepest impression on me is “where is the bathroom”- Haechan
Everyone should take unflattering pictures of other people- Haechan
*someone mentions Haechan’s name* ahhhh im getting stressed - Mark
Bugs are bugs, but I’m really afraid of people… especially haechan - mark
Don’t give any food to mark. Haechan, you know you wont survive today right? Theres also tomorrow and the day after. Theres no camera tomorrow! - Haechan and Mark
We (mark and haechan) have a fantasy-like relationship - Haechan
Don’t, the cameras are rolling ;)))) - Jaehyun
Pinch Johnny’s nose, he’ll either die or wake up - Yuta
My face looks big today. It normally is big. - Chenle and Jisung
Winwin is cute, but he’s stupid - Kun
It’s Johnny’s Fashion Evaluation - Johnny
I choked on an icecube and i really thought it was blocking my air passage. I kept giving Johnny and Yuta looks to make them call 119 because i couldn’t speak nor breathe. We thought that he was joking because he jokes around a lot. - Taeil and Yuta
Kai Parker x Reader
word count : 3 252 warning : smut summary : Kai and Reader are best friends. After the transition Kai finds himself wanting to bite her , feed on her and … (lets just say the deleted scene got to me in a way and this story is the result.) * gif by wood-x-chris
keep reading after the cut 😈
It wasnt the first time Kai had shown up at Y/N’s place at midnight hours. It was their thing , or one of them at least. None of them knew that this night was going to change everything between them. Ever since Kai had turned into a vampire it became clear he had a thing for the real thing - no blood bags but feeding directly from someone. He liked how the warm blood dripped down his throat. Problem was Kai wanted one person’s specific blood - his best friends’ Y/N’s. Only her blood was able to wake up every fiber in his body. The young heretic didn’t know why that was and at first he had been worried to ask her , afraid she might push him away and he’d lose their friendship. After one accident with Damon , when the vampire tried to kill him again , Kai had shown up at Y/N’s place and she had been the one to offer to open up a vein for him. Later on Kai had told her how he cant stop thinking about her , biting her and being around her and she had agreed to help him , hiding a secret of her own.
It was one of those hot summer nights and Y/N laid in bed with a book in her hands. Reading was her escape from reality and every spare moment she had she took as an opportunity to do just that. Her life wasn’t ordinary , not in the traditional sense of the word anyways. Most of her friends were supernaturals and she was one of the few humans left in the group. Her best friend was a vampire witch hybrid. Though he was more than a friend to her - he was the missing piece in her life she never even knew was missing until he showed up.
Y/N flipped another page of her book when a gust of wind blew through her window and with a muffled thud someone’s feet landed on the floorboards. Her heart skipped at bit when she looked up from her book and saw Kai standing there looking hotter than ever. He was wearing jeans , a white shirt and his favorite dark blue / black jacket.
“Hey.” said Kai grinning motioning towards the window. “Why do you keep your window open so widely at night ? Don’t you know it’s dangerous ? Someone might sneak into your room.”
Y/N laughed , putting her book away moving a little on her bed to make space for him.”It might be , but not with you around.”
“Your friends would say the opposite.” replied Kai , kicking his shoes off climbing onto the bed next to her. “I am a dangerous sociopath , remember ? Even more so now that I am a heretic.”
“The only thing I find dangerous about you is how I could never get enough of your constant talking.” she laughed.
“You don’t find it annoying ?” he asked amused. “Most people would literally put a sock in my mouth to keep me from talking you know. Damon tried once.”
“Not at all. I love the sound of your voice.” she laughed. ”Are you hungry?”
Kai smiled at her , his hands behind his head. “Always am , sweetheart. Being a vampire is so weird. I can hear things from miles away and thats awesome except when I have to listen to your friends bicker. They do that a lot by the way.“
“Yeah , things are a little on edge lately.” she sighed tossing herself onto the pillow next to him. Kai turned to his side , his fingertips touching the skin on her neck feeling her blood flowing , pulsating in her veins.
“How many times do I have to tell you Kai ?” she said smiling moving her hair to the side. “You don’t have to ask.”
“Yeah but its nicer when I do.” he said rolling on top of her , his knee between her legs. Y/N smiled as Kai gripped her wrists holding them on either side of her head , purple black veins flickering under his eyes. The sight of Kai’s vampirism always did things to her - send butterflies to her stomach and shock waves *down there*. He smirked devilishly and sank his teeth into her neck.
The feeling of having a vampire feed on someone’s blood is hard to explain. Its a rush , pleasure and the good kind of pain at the same time. Of all three when Kai was feeding on her , Y/N felt the pleasure most of all. That night as every other night Kai had fed on her she felt the waves vibrate through her body , concentrating mostly on her heat. It was impossible to avoid the feeling. Her crush on him had grown into strong feelings and having him this close and personal did things to her nothing and no one else could.
A low moan escaped her lips as Kai drained an artery , slowly pulling away from her feeling Y/N slide down a little and grind her crotch against his knee. He wiped away his mouth looking at her with a surprise and curiousity in his eyes.
“S-Sorry.” she muttered. “I dont know why I did that…”
Kai was starring at her , only then realising the feeling he always got while feeding on her went both ways. He had thought it was one sided , a side effect of his vampirism or something but maybe he had been wrong. Y/N’s eyes met his , noticing a different kind of glow in them. He smiled nervously , brushing his fingers against her cheek for a moment before his lips touched hers , kissing her gently for a second but long enough to make her head spin even more than before.
Y/N’s heart beat faster than ever and she had trouble remembering how to breath, blink or function for that matter. Kai gazed into her eyes , trying to figure out her reaction. He could hear her heart racing after the kiss but had no idea what that reaction meant. Her heart always raced like that when he was around.
“Kiss me again” she whispered and his lips crashed against hers again ,demanding and hungry for more. He leaned towards her pressing his crotch against hers as their lips felt like they were glued together. Y/N moaned into he kiss feeling Kai’s hand slide between their bodies towards her heat. Kai pushed his way into her panties , rubbing her clit slowly with his fingers. He wanted her , not just her blood but her , all of her. He wanted to kiss every square inch of her body and make her his again and again.
23 - AFTERTALE - What comes to mind? Let your imagination run wild.
well at first if i just think aftertale all i really think of is AFTERTALE so i decided to twist it up and thought what if i dont know aftertale yet?what if somebody asked me what i think about “aftertale” before i even know about it,so i thought about it being a happy fairytale story about a princess and a prince living happily ever after together,i mean after-tale right? it sounds like a happy fairytale after the prince and princess gets married.
i was supposed to color this but i dont have enough time today,but hopefully i can color them next time cause i already have a color palette i can use for them! man drawing geno in a dress was so fun~