i dont even know when

stammi vicino has been playing in my head for 72 hours

My Reactions When I First Saw The SLBP Characters

Nobunaga

Before: He kinda looks like Glenn I bet he acts like him too omg

After: NOPE YOU’RE SATAN BYE

Mitsuhide

Before: He’s so cute and innocent I want to wrap him in a blanket burrito and cuddle him in my bed

After: SIN SIN AND SIN GET OUT OF MY BED YOU SINNER

Yukimura

Before: It says here that his weakness is women so he’s prob the typical womanizer

After: OH MY GOD HE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE I WANT TO SQUEEZE HIM UNTIL HE SUFFOCATES

Saizo

Before: He looks like he’s super serious and has a tragic backstory

After: YOU ARE A TROLL BUT I HAVE A THING FOR WHITE HAIRED MEN SO I STILL LOVE YOU

Masamune

Before: Is thAT A PIRATE 

After: IT ISN’T A PIRATE BUT I’LL STILL NETFLIX AND MOCHI WITH HIM AFTER I MURDER HIS MOM

Kojuro

Before: He acts nice but I feel like he lowkey hates everyone except his little pirate friend

After: SPANK ME DADDY

Inuchiyo

Before: OH MY GOD IT’S A CHILDHOOD FRIEND CHARACTER

Originally posted by thefloatingoofyhat

After: OH MY GOD IT’S A CHILDHOOD FRIEND CHARACTER

Originally posted by thefloatingoofyhat

Hideyoshi

Before: Uh oh here comes the loli character

After: Hideyoshi to Inuchiyo be like *cue Mr. Steal Your Girl*

Originally posted by meanwhileongiphy

Ieyasu

Before: But wait there’s already a loli character it’s strictly forbidden for there to be more than one loli character what is this shit

After: Oh mY GOD IT’S NOT A LOLI IT’S A PHYSCOCUTIE THAT’S GOING TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP RUN FOREST RUN

Mitsunari

Before: He’s the chosen gay one fosho 

After: He is a drag queen goddess and needs to be worshipped He is a cute lil tsun tsun and his roasts are everything

Shingen

Before: LINDSAY LOHAN WHAT’S GOOD

After: He is Yukimura’s sex ed teacher and is a beast af

Kenshin

Before: OH MY GOD IT’S JESUS

After: OH MY GOD IT’S JESUS (I’m sorry)

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EB: merry christmas to you too!!

TG: dont forget hanukkah 

EB: and a happy hanukkah!

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you know, i was actually starting to think you were okay. yeah!? yeah. yeah, i was thinking, jonathan byers, maybe he’s not the pretentious creep everyone says he is. well i was just starting to think you were okay. i was thinking, nancy wheeler, she’s not just another suburban girl who thinks she’s rebelling by doing exactly what every other suburban girl does.

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Bonus: The Misadventure of PB’s Poor Little Hat 

I’m sorry I forgot the snapbacks  (╥_╥)

Originally posted by bwibelle

// far from Namjoon, you watched his V that night. After his live ended, you called him up

You: hi baby…

N: (Y/N) it’s late why are you not asleep?

You: I miss you….

N: awhhh baby, I’ll be home soon…

You: you made me cry tonight why Namjoon why *complains to him*

N: hahaha what why? what did I do?

You: the branches thingy you spoke about, it hit me right in the feels Namjoon-ah

N: HAHAHAHA (Y/N) you’re too cute you know that?