i dont even know what you guys call it

anonymous asked:

Hola! I had a freaking vision man... Ok so yuri was called in on his day off because there was a important interrogation that had to be done (im basing this off that other ask about sexy walk) and his boss was like "you know what dont even get in uniform it will be quicker that way" and hes like "okay??" yuri walks in with form fitting sweats that say "juicy" on the ass and a cut-off teeshirt. the guy fesses up in SECONDS. 🖤

Hahaha, that’s definitely a pretty interesting way to get info! XD
VERY EFFECTIVE!
the true power of Yuri Katsuki o3o

I think my favorite part is just the idea that Yuri hangs around in this stuff casually when he’s at home???
Like, this is his “I’m comfy and just want to relax” outfit XD

anonymous asked:

i haven’t watched the IT movie yet but.. why do people ship these two? (no hate btw)

Honestly dude watch the movie. The first five minutes of Eddie and richie interacting I swear you’ll be in love. Also, richie holds eddies face to get him to look at him when they’re in danger is so fucking cute. The way richie goes through the creepiest damn house in the world just cause he heard Eddie call for him just fucks me up.

They one time cut each other’s palms and richie fucking comforts Eddie as he gets his palm cut OH MY GOOOOODDD

Then in the book, richie calls Eddie cute, eds, and Eddie spaghetti. He even pinches eddies cheeks calling him cute. There’s a phrase where Eddie thinks “I hate when u call me that but he also kinda likes it” not to mention the leper in the book offers a blowjob to Eddie so that further shows that Eddie was scared of his sexuality.

AND WE DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT THAT PART IN THE BOOK YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

anonymous asked:

hufflepuff here, when i was around 13 this guy just came up to me and told me i was ugly, i didnt know what to say so i just looked at him sort of shocked, he said "you look like you want to suck my dick" so i ended up punching him in the face (i didnt even mean to do it but it sort of happened) but in the end he had a fckn black eye, i got detention and they called my parents. When i got home i my dad went to high five me, The guy never bothered me again. Dont mess with hufflepuff

Yeah I would’ve punched him too.
I hope he got in trouble for saying that.
And I hope your parents took you out for ice cream.
-Mel (the Slytherin)

6

A NORMILAH TALE

camila_cabello: STORYTIME- OK SO YOU KNOW HOW ON VINE they have those vines where you ask a stranger to take a selfie with you and you vine their reaction? We were at Ralph’s and these two dared me to do it so I did and it was really funny, the guy even did the duck face. suddenly this very infuriated woman comes up to me and she goes WHAT DID YOU JUST DO WHO WERE YOU JUST TALKING TO and i was like internally crapping myself i was so scared I’m not a confrontational person and I was like um nobody i don’t know and she was like WELL YOU BETTER THINK ABOUT IT AND SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS ABOUT TO BEAT ME UP AND I WAS LIKE MA'AM IT WAS JUST A JOKE AND SHE WAS LIKE IT WASNT FUNNY DONT CALL ME MA'AM AND I WAS SCARED AND I LOOK BACK AND DINAH AND MANI ARE RUNNING FOR THE EXIT SO I RAN AWAY AND SHE CAME AFTER ME AND AND I JUMPED IN THE CAR AS QUICKLY AS I COULD THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS VINE CAN POTENTIALLY TRAUMATIZE YOU

@dinahjane97: The perfect time Bubba (Camila) got MODEd at Ralph’s and my Phone was dead to video tape it 😭😂!! Dang it lol next time I’ll jump her sis

@camilacabello97@dinahjane97 @NormaniKordei thanks for leaving me when that lady was about to beat me up u guys are true friends 5ever

@dinahjane97: @camilacabello97 @NormaniKordei Lmao!! It was just tooooo funny for us to help you fight her ratchet ess ahaha next time tho sis

@NormaniKordei: @camilacabello97 @dinahjane97 youu c what happened was I seriously believed in your inner gangsta , I just thought you would pounce on her

@NormaniKordei: @camilacabello97 @dinahjane97 lol your China & Moaney ran for that Ralph’s EXIT sign so fast !

@dinahjane97: Lesson Learned : Don’t “do it for the Vine” @NormaniKordei @camilacabello97

Y'know i get it men are trash and I haven’t specifically done anything to women/people of this earth but it’s still a little disheartening to see all these negative posts about men on my dash from people i enjoy following because it’s almost becoming the standard to think the worst about men when you haven’t even met the singular guy first

Like i dont wanna befriend somebody who just thinks i’m a horrible person before even knowing me, or rolls their eyes when I DO genuinely get excited about stereotypical “guy things”, or even calls me out on enjoying said stereotypical guy things and says something like “basic” or “ugh men are so bland now adays…”

Ehh idk it’s just odd seeing that being the standard of what men are seen as on here

The Best Argument I’ve heard for reposting:

so apparently “reposting is the highest form of appreciation” and it “shows appreciation for my work” 

Originally posted by datgifarchive

BUT THER’ES MORE!!

i had to restrain myself from seriously going off on this girl cause i was raised with manners. 

but i thought this would be a good opportunity to smack some common sense into her empty head and all the people who repost:

  • when you repost my work and DON’T CREDIT ME, that is NOT appreciation for my work. that’s theft.
  • i put in HOURS into making fake subs so i can share with my fandom and make you guys laugh. If I dont want it reposted outside of tumblr, then respect my fucking request. 
  • if you want to share it because you found it funny, link my fucking post. it’s easier than saving my work and uploading it as your own (again, that’s theft)
  • even if you dont know whose work it is, and there are no watermarks, what gives you the fucking right to post it as your own? 

i want to personally thank https://twitter.com/happywonwoosday / http://trisilicate.tumblr.com/ for calling me a “sensitive ass bitch”. she also felt the need to call me ugly which is hilarious cause her personality is hideous.

this is the last time i’ll be making a post like this but i had to just share the ridiculously stupid logic of saying “reposting is appreciation” and “if you dont wanted it reposted why did you post it in the first place?” 

It’s time for reposters to grow the fuck up. 

friends to lovers ⮩ jackson wang

annyeong! this is going to be a friends to lovers series with the ultimate ult jackson wang but it’ll also include the other got7 members. this is part 1, i will add all the other parts on this post! 

Originally posted by tepangel

Jackson Wang, best friend of your best friend Mark Tuan, and now also your friend. Or as you soon found out, maybe even more than that. If only falling in love would be as easy and cute as you two wanted it to be.

PART 1  (1.3k words)

Jackson Wang was somehow becoming a big part of your life you realized one morning when you woke up to one of his texts. You met him not too long ago through Mark, a mutual friend of yours. You knew Mark since many years and since he became a part of Got7 he couldn’t stop talking about how much you and Jackson would actually go along.

And you did. Two extroverts with the strong urge to entertain people and have fun everywhere. When you met him at a party after a whole year of Mark telling you about him you knew you’d get along just great. But here’s the problem with having another friend in Korea: You actually still need to get a job here. When you moved to Korea you thought you’d find something easily but it soon turned out that it was way harder than you thought. So now you always sleep at Mark’s apartment for a few weeks while you are having interviews for jobs and then you fly back home to America. 

“So when will I be able to see you again?” - The last text you got from Jackson. It’s kinda embarrassing how close you got to him in about two months. So thinks Mark, even though he was always telling you how great it would be if you and Jackson would be friends now he got kind of jealous, not in a romantic kind of way, just because the little time you have together is now shared with Jackson.

“I’ll be back in 5 days. Mark said he’ll pick me up from the Airport so if your weak heart can’t stand being away from me any longer you can join him! I have a good feeling about the upcoming interview. Maybe I can finally stay.” - You really wanted to stay. 


“(Y/N)!”, Mark came straight towards you with a big smile on his face. You hugged for a few seconds and then you turned to Jackson.

Except there was no Jackson. Instead of Jackson you spotted Bambam which wasn’t what you expected but you still were happy to see him again. “Hey Bam, nice to see you again. How have you been doing?”, you asked while giving him a hug.

“Noona! I’ve been great. It’s good to see you.”, he answered really cutely but you could feel yourself blush. 

“Bam, I told you you shouldn’t call me Noona. I feel flustered.”

As soon as the basic banter was over you started to think about Jackson again. It’s weird that he wasn’t here when all he did the last day was texting you about how he can’t wait to hang out in real life again and you felt a feeling of dissapointment and a bit anger coming over you. You obviously didn’t want to ask Mark about it because you still didn’t really know how he feels about you and Jackson’s new friendship. So you just continued to check your phone every few minutes to see if he wrote you. 

You sat down in a little cafe not too far away from Mark’s home and after you checked what felt like the 300th time Mark snatched your phone from you. “He was really drunk yesterday and is still asleep. He told me I should wake him up when I go and pick you up but he just needed the rest. I bet as soon as he woke up from his coma he’ll write you. What even is the situation between you two now?”, the question didn’t sound mad at all. It was more a mixture of curiousness and teasing you.

“Mark!”, you laughed out, “Dont you think if I’d have a crush on him you’d already know, right? Like I’d tell you, you know that. We really just get along great.”

He rolled his eyes and leaned over the table while his eyes were shining, “So here is what I am thinking. I’ve known you for quite a long time now. Like our whole embarrassing puberty. Just as you said I know when you have a crush on someone. You were always miserable at dating because even though you’re so outgoing and funny you tend to label guys you might develope a crush on as, as you call it ‘such good friends’ because you are afraid that you might fall for them and they won’t. This just made me think you probably had a crush on me!” - you interrupted him with a sound that sounded like you were puking and shook your head, laughing. - “Anyways back to my monolouge. You like him. Maybe you do not know this yet but I do. I’m never wrong when it comes to you. So tell me your thoughts on him. If you’re honest I’ll take you to a super cool party tonight where not only your best friend, me, is but also all of the other members including no one else than Jackson.”

“Do you really think that if you won’t invite me Jackson wouldn’t?”

“I swear to god, (y/n)! This. is. not. the. point.”, he was getting impatient so you thought about what to tell him. But your mind was just a big blank space. 

“What do you want me to answer? I mean, yeah, he’s definitely a really handsome man. If I would have met him without knowing who he is I would have probably shown more interest in him but all in all he’s part of your group and I never thought about this and probably won’t. Why, what would you think about that?”, you asked. It made you worried how much you wanted to know if Mark would approve of you and Jackson, even though until a minute ago you never would’ve thought that there might be something like a “you and Jackson”.

But before he could answer you heard the door of the cafe opening followed by an out of breath voice loudly saying “Mark Hyung, I’m going to KILL YOU! Why didnt you wake me up?”. You didn’t have to turn around to know who it was but you still did. A blonde and sweaty Jackson stood there, coming over to you two hugging you immediatly, whispering “Sorry. I swear to god, it’s Mark’s fault.” which you just answered with a small “I know. It’s okay.” while you hugged him back. Even though you wanted to see him since you arrived now was the wrong time. You really wanted to know Mark’s opinion.

“Did you run all the way here? I texted you where we are five minutes ago. I’m impressed.”, Mark asked Jackson with an amused face. “I actually have to go now, so you came just right. Make sure (y/n) is getting ready soon enough though for Youngjae’s birthday party tonight.”, Mark got up and gave you a small wink.

“You’re here!”, Jackson sat down beside you. “You also cut your hair. Makes you look more playful, I like it.”

It’s Youngjae’s birthday?”, you completely overheard Jackson’s compliment while starting to panic. “I have no present and it’s already noon. Jackson, we have to leave right now.” You put money on the table, took Jackson by his wrist and went outside. There was no way you would go to his party without a present and since you had no idea what to get him you were really relieved that Jackson was by your side. You always were relieved when being in Jackson’s presence. You tried to get these thoughts out of your head and you blamed Mark for them. Without him you’d never got those kind of thoughts in the first place. 

And now you found yourself looking at Jackson, studying his face and hoping he won’t notice. This needed to stop.

  • sakura: of course you like working for him, naruto youre a guy.
  • ino: yeah jiraiyas a huge sexist
  • kiba: woah woah woah i think if jiraiya was sexist id know. i took a crapton of womens studies courses in college and i even wrote a companion piece to the vagina monologues called the penis apologies.
  • ino: well how about how im the head of accounting but he only ever talks to choji? sakura and hinata are also department heads and he never meets with them or evens asks us anything
  • kiba: oh my god.... youre so right
  • sakura: why dont you say something, naruto?
  • naruto: like what "hey jiraiya are you sexist or just shy?"
  • sakura: or just talk to him about how the women in the office are perceiving his behavior?
  • kiba: and if he doesnt listen? snip snip penis goodbye amirite ladies
Operator

[prompt: au phil is a gay sex phone operator and curious teen dan becomes one of his regulars (2009)]

i may or may not have named this after shiloh’s song…………….. what a classic!!!

oohoohohoho i saw this on dandongs and i was like “ooh let me like write this real quick” and i wrote it in a day so sry if its shit

also, thank you for 800 followers????? omg what like im literally a shoe like i dont even know why you guys follow me and read my fics damn thank you!!!!

(i apologize if your name is lindsey or darren btw and my definition of twink is not the actual definition so if you dont know what a twink is pls go over to urbandictionary.com or something)

[Contains: phone sex (ooooh this is new), tons of dirty talk, name calling, vibrator usage (what), 2009!phan, literally just dirty talk tbh, a lil bit of fluff at the end maybe]

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Guys… Legit.

Please let’s not fight. Let’s not fight over the Series. Please, PLEASE. I am begging you to give the show a CHANCE *before* you pass judgement.

This isn’t about hating or whatever thing you want to do. This Series NEEDS all the positivity it can get.

You guys, girls. there is a show creator follows our blogs. He could link shit to the other team… fuck, you want Ryan to glance a 2 second tweet hating on Hiro getting a love interest? No. No I dont think so.

And thats besides the point.

This famdom is based on love and acceptance.

Im not siding with anyone or calling out. Cause I dont even know *who* is hating.

Im not going to tell anyone what to do or how to think, because you are entilted to your thoughts and feelings.

However, this is place is a safe haven from a hard world out there. So please, just think before you post.

Thank you.

anonymous asked:

Lance is Bisexual tranny! Pansexual is a made up sexuality! Stop calling Bisexuals fucking Pan! We don't want to be grouped with fucking mentally ill weirdos!

there are so many things going on in this ask i dont even fvbdsjnr

like did you seriously say the word tranny to me?? like honestly thought hey,, let’s be mean today?? yea sounds good.

first off im genderfluid get your fucking shit right if i was trans that honestly could hurt someone deeply but honestly i call myself worse things more often so you’re just sounding like a dumb ignorant fuck :)

and ok SO where does it say that i cannot have my head canons??

LIKE WHERE DOES IT SAY ANYWHERE IN THE SHOW GOING HEY GUYS LANCE IS BI YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO THINK ANYTHING ELSE AND FUCK YOU FOR DOING ANYTHING ELSE

AND MY HANDS ARE SHAKING CAUSE IM SO MAD ARE YOU BEING SUCH A LITTLE SHIT TO ME RIGHT NOW YOURE CALLING ME A MENTALLY ILL WEIRDO FOR MY SEXUALITY THAT I HAVE IDENTIFIED WITH SINCE HIGH SCHOOL I AM LITERALLY THE MOST PROUD PANSEXUAL PERSON YOU CAN ACTUALLY FUCK OFF AND NOT CALL ME THAT HONEY 

AND YOU KNOW WHAT LANCE IS EVEN MORE PANSEXUAL NOW THAT YOU COME AT ME WITH THIS DONT LIKE IT??? GO DRINK SOME SPOILED MILK THAT WILL PASS THE TIME BETTER THAN WHAT YOURE DOING HERE

the t in trans stands for tired

5

So I heard y'all like low-key, cutesie, classic, all-american oncest!

These were all taken on various days throughout Anime Expo 2014. I’m only responsible for the 2 selfies. I stole the rest from my friends hahahahhh
Tall guy: thetraingoat
Little guy: me

anonymous asked:

I have been trying to write a relationship where person A and B are really oblivious to the fact they're in love and was wondering if you have promotes for 1) getting mistaken for a couple all the time 2) confessing the fact they're in love at the worst possible time

This is a situation I know all too well. Anytime I am with one of my best friends, we are usually mistaken for a couple. It’s super embarrassing but sometimes we just go with it. One of my closest friends and I have even adapted to calling each other ‘babe’ and holding hands and stuff like that, which probably only makes peoples assumptions worse. So I have a couple prompts based off my own experience: 

1. “Are you guys on a date?” 

“What? No! That’s Disgusting!” 

“You know you’re blushing right?”


2. “We arent even dating!?”

“You could have told me you two were married and I would have believed it.”  


3. “Okay, you guys can’t deny that you’re dating one second, and then turn around and hold hands and call each-other sweet pet names.” 

“Watch us.” 


4. C:“Hey, when are you guys going to get married?” 

A:“I dont know, I’m thinking next spring? A spring wedding would be nice..” 

B: “I do not agree to this..” 

A: “I am sorry, babe. Did you want a summer wedding?” 


5. “I just wanted to spend some time with my favorite person, is that too much to ask?”

“I am your favorite person?!” 

“Uh well.. Yeah.. I guess..” 

“Aww, I love you too, you know..” 

“I never said I love you!? I just said that you’re my favorite person!” 

“Oh, well. Same thing.” 


I hope these help, and I wish you luck with your writing. If you have any other questions, feel free to contact me. 

When Tae is away, Kookie and Jiminie have other things in mind to do.

(its probably defeating tae’s high score in that game they play together. But whatever u think may be true too lol who knows)

anonymous asked:

IT CAN BE HCS MY DUDE SORRY FOR NOT SAYING!!!!

NO no no! It’s my fault I didn’t say to specify initially!!! You’re doing great man!!!
Request: Jared thinking reader is cheating on them when they’re not?
(WARNING: I suck at angst oops lmao)

• Jared is an insecure dude
• this we know
• but when you start getting kinda nervous whenever you’re around him
• he doesn’t notice
• then it gets
• suspicious
• Suddenly you are taking strange calls and leaving the room
• but like trying to make it not seem like you’re getting a call
• like your phone would buzz
• you’d check it and smile and be like “uhhh I have to use the bathroom”
• and BOLT outta there
• around the fifth or sixth time he’s had enough
• he listens in
• “tonight? No, I can’t do tonight, I’m with HIM. Yeah tomorrow works, see you then”
• Jared is concerned
• when you come back he’s all casual like “who was that”
• and you’re like “oh nothing! Just a wrong number haha!”
• he’s scared
• suddenly, you have less and less time to be with him
• and you’re getting weird texts
• you’ll be hanging out and your phone will go off
• you’ll be like “uhhh shit Jared I have a thing I need to go to bye” as you rush out
• jareds mind goes to the worst possible thing
• you’re cheating on him
• it gets worse
• sometimes he’ll ask “you wanna come over?”
• “uhm actually I have a… thing”
• “what ‘thing’”
• you just act like you didn’t hear him as you say goodbye
• he’s getting paranoid
• Then one day
• he sees you looking at a BOX IN YOUR LOCKER WITH A NOTE ATTACHED
• YOU READ IT, GIGGLE, BLUSH AND POCKET THE NOTE
• he knows its a flirty lil note
• finally it’s almost as if you’re too busy to even talk to him
• “Hey Y/N!”
• you just walk by looking guilty
• he is about to confront you about it when he gets a text from you
• “Hey! Let’s have a date night, at the park. See you then, angel!”
• he’s pissed
• he meets you at the park ready to cuss you out
• when you get there you’re all giggly and excited
• he doesn’t care
• you go in to kiss his cheek but he pushes you away
• you look hurt
• “Y/N what the FUCK?!”
• you’re confused
• “I’ve had enough of you going on and off with me! Suddenly it’s like you don’t even see me, and now you’re being all lovey dovey!?”
• you try to interfere
• he doesn’t listen
• “And those notes in your locker! The calls of planning dates! The suspicious texts!? Jesus fuck I can’t believe you think I’m THAT DUMB!”
• “Jared what are you talking about-”
• “IM TALKING ABOUT THE FACT YOU THINK I DONT KNOW YOURE CHEATING ON ME!”
• he has tears in his eyes
• “If there’s another guy, then just go! He’s obviously better than me! He’s probably not fat, annoying, or rude, and he probably is all sweet and caring! And you don’t have to constantly tell him he’s worth something because he’s not a desensitized FREAK like ME!”
• he’s screaming at you at the children’s park.
• you put a hand on his shoulder
• he’s full out sobbing and people are staring
• “Jared….”
• “no! Please, y/n, stop humoring me. Go be with someone who deserves you…”
• it breaks your heart
• you hug him “I’m so sorry Jared, I swear I’m not cheating on you”
• he pushes you away “really? You think-”
• you shush him
• you explain
• you were setting up an anniversary present
• “….. w h a t”
• “tonight’s our anniversary Jared”
• you pull out the box that he saw in your locker
• “the calls were from Zoe, who was helping me find a present”
• you hand him the box
• inside is a gorgeous set of lingerie
• he blushes
• “but… the note?”
• you explain that Zoe had to take home the set since you had no way of subtlety getting it in your house
• so Zoe put it in your locker with a note saying “have fun being facefucked in these, I know how kinky you two will be”
• the texts were from Alana, helping you get a necklace and some flowers since he wasn’t good with calls
• Jared takes it all in
• so that whole time you were just being your sweet self
• “I also had to leave during our hangouts because we had to practice”
• he’s confused
• “practice what?”
• then Zoe, and Connor all awkwardly waddle out from behind a tree with Evan and Alana behind them
• the murphys are holding up a giant banner that says “Happy Anniversary!! I love you Jared! Love, Y/N”! With lots of cute paintings on the side, obviously made by Connor
• Evan holds out a cake he made, with similar wording as the banner
• Alana is still near the tree, playing a cutesy song
• Jared takes it all in
• “….”
• “I ruined our anniversary by screaming at you”
• Connor nods
• Zoe kicks him
• you hug Jared, laughing
• in the end you all have a good time, eating cake and listening to cheesy music
• Jared apologizes (which!!! Is super rare???)
• you laugh and kiss him
• he tastes like cake
• the dork

This ended up being just a fic in the format of headcannons so
Oops 🤷‍♀️

anonymous asked:

random confession: as a bisexual girl, i'm scared to tell people my sexuality because i feel like they wont believe me, especially since I've been with the same guy for years. I hate that i am not allowed to speak about the lgbt community from my perspective because i'm not "queer" enough. I'm not allowed to be apart of the lgbt community in general because people dont like my sexuality. what is the B supposed to mean if not bisexual? sorry, this isnt witchy related at all.

You ARE part of the LGBTQIA+ community if you are bisexual, even if you have only been with guys. That’s literally like telling someone “you can’t call yourself straight until you are with someone of the opposite sex”– if you know, you know! You ARE relevant and unfortunately this is a problem a lot of us bisexuals face! I myself don’t feel like I even look “gay enough” to go to Pride things without my wife because I know that people ALWAYS think I am just a little straight girl. You don’t need other people to validate your sexuality for it to be true, darling! 

B is for Bisexual and we are proud of that! 

anonymous asked:

Love your blog (๓´˘`๓)♡ I was wondering what if you where dating but then another member calls you their ideal type

Thank you ^.^ i hope you enjoy it!!  :)

JIMIN : “Sorry but she only dates jam less people…so you guys have no chance”

JIN  : “HAHAHAHA you guys sure are funny……Remember i am the one who makes your food *evil smile* and im your hyung….don’t forget it”

J-HOPE : *grabs you and pulls you into a very rough and hot kiss* “Sorry but shes mine”

SUGA : “I know you guys are scared of me, so why just set yourselves up? i would just back away quietly then run away and never speak of this again”

JUNGKOOK : “I don care if you guys are all older then me! SHES MINE!!!!! UNDERSTAND?? M-I-N-E MINE!!!!!!!” He says and sticks out his tongue

RAP MONSTER : “Please keep in mind what people call me….God of destruction…and thats when im not even trying, i dont think you guys wanna know what would happen if i actually try” * He then gives them a big smile that makes the run*

V : “HAHA yea…..no…not happening…she is my girl..not yours…and never will be..ACCEPT IT!”


I Hope you enjoyed this :) please send in more requests!! ^.^ love lovee lovee you guys