i dont even know what to tag this as wow

A story from the line at McDonald's
  • Me: okay so my sexuality's a complicated deal so let's just call me queer as hell
  • Friend: nono I wanna know can't you explain it
  • Me: well ok mainly I am asexual which means I don't want to do the do nor do I long for it, so it has nothing to do with lack of confidence or anything like that, I simply don't find anyone sexually attractive
  • Friend: right right
  • Me: but I'm also bi romantic. The sexual and romantic attraction are different, and I still fall in love and want to have physical contact with my partner, I just don't need the hanky panky
  • Friend: right cause you have a girlfriend that's pansexual right
  • Me: exactly and as long as we're both happy with not doing the rumba naked, that's a valid relationship
  • Friend: I get it, I get it... I didn't know the entire sexual and romantic orientations were different
  • Me: yeah I know it was an eyeopener for me when I found ou-
  • Lady behind us in line: excuse me so sorry but I couldn't help but overhear but I didn't know half of what you just said and I was just wondering what that thing your girlfriend was is, pansexual?
  • Me: *awkward glance at friend* oh uh I'm not an expert or anything and uh ok so basically it's similar to being bisexual, but there's less value in what gender the one you're attracted to is, at least as I understood it. So a bisexual would be attracted to a person despite their gender, a pansexual wouldn't really care at all in a way uh I'm sorry I'm bad at explaining
  • Lady behind us in line: that's alright I can look it up myself later you gave me a general idea! So where did you find out these things, you're pretty young?
  • Me: well, Internet. Once you're a bit confused about what you might be you usually go looking for explanations...
  • Lady behind us in line: so uh in theory... It's fine if you don't know, I just want to check with you... Is there a thing called aROMANTIC? like you're asexual, is there a equivalent to the romantic orientation you mentioned?
  • Me: oh yeah, absolutely! You can be both asexual and aromantic, or aromantic and heterosexual, literally all combinations are possible!
  • Lady behind us in line: *smiles LIKE REALLY GODDAMNED GENUINELY* thank you so much, I did not know that. *fishes up phone from pocket* now if you excuse me, I'm going to call my mother and tell her I'm not crazy for never having been married or stayed with one guy for long despite being 50+ but still has three children! *steps out of line and walks off while dialing*
  • Friend: wow that was... Amazing
  • Me: see how happy she got? That's the power of right information.
  • And that's why I've been smiling since this happened.

anonymous asked:

Do they poot in front of one another? I need hc regarding this for no particular reason please and thank you

I imagine they’d probably be far too self-conscious too for the longest time. Yuuri because, wow anxiety alert, Victor would think he was gross, and Victor because he doesn’t want Yuuri to think badly of him. They probably got used to it after a while, but I imagine Yuuri especially would avoid it still if possible. 

hi

so i wrote a thing!

it’s not amazing or anything, it’s just a rewrite of some old fic i wrote like 3 years ago hahaha, but it’s way better than the old one (i deleted the old one it was ugly)

so anyway this is a matt/alex thing. its not like a relationship sort of thing, like theyre just friends bro i swear. no homo 

theres like death and blood and stuff so if youre not into that i wouldnt recommend it, buuut

anyway check it out if you want, 

thanks http://archiveofourown.org/works/10692369


let me know what you think of it! thanks

Less of this:

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Kim Jongin is the light of my life. There are times, during the week, where I need a Nini break to destress. He is too precious for this world and too damn good for anyone who doesn’t take the time to understand him. Those low quality pictures of him with a flower crown on his head and costume angel wings on his back mean the world to me. You don’t even understand. A moment that has been bothering me ever since it happened, was when he said he was going through a tough time in his “Kai, Deep in Thought” VLive broadcast. He said he likes to walk along the river and listen to music; as music has been helping him get through current hardships he’s facing. Most of us will never know what he’s going through right now and it’s really none of our business unless he shares. Nonetheless, I worry about him deeply

My angel/bear/sunshine, I hope whatever you’re going through will pass quickly. You are amazing inside and out. Never believe you are unworthy; as a son, an uncle, a friend, an idol, nor as a human being. You are perfection. Your family, friends, and fans will always be by your side to love and support you until the end.

Con Gothic

- there is a mountain of sewing supplies beside you.  you are holding the thread, it is the wrong colour. your shoulder sleeve has a tear. the thread is the right colour.

- hot glue burns your fingertips but as the plastic molds together you sigh in relief. you can no longer feel your hands.

- the booths are overflowing with merchandise. there are pokemon plushies everywhere. no one seems to be alarmed as the tidal wave of leafeons crash over them. its beginning to pull you under as you fish out $20 from your wallet.

- you brought with you $100 dollars and you tell your friends “as if i could spend this much in one day” you laugh as sweat pools down your neck 

- there is grey paint everywhere. when did it get there? people look and shake their heads and more grey smears appear. 

- someone wants a picture of your costume. you pose and realize you are taking a photo of yourself, a nicer and much better version of yourself. you take the picture. you always take the picture.

- nobody walks past the ‘free hugs’ guy. if they do they do not slow down. they do not make eye contact and they all walk in pairs. they know the price of their freedom, free hugs guy looks on with a frozen smile. his sign is smudged slightly.

- you see a group of homestucks. you walk past them and head to another room. you see a group of homestucks. you are walking faster. you see a group of homestucks walking towards you, laughing. you look down at your hands, they are grey. you cry out in despair and it sounds like a honk honking in the distance.

- people step out into the sun, and shudder. some things should not be seen in the daylight. a joker’s wide smile begins to drip down onto the pavement and you reach to scratch an itch before becoming overwhelmed with regret

- you have become lost in artist alley, the walls of art loom over you and you are trapped within its winding trails and throngs of customers. your favorite show appears again and again and you become delirious. you buy more and more hoping desperately it will unearth the exit sign.

WHERE THE EVERLOVING FUCK DID ALL OF YOU COME FROM? MY MUN HAS NOT EVEN BEEN ALL THAT ACTIVE ON HERE AND YET HERE YOU ARE ALL FOLLOWING THIS BLOG... WHY?!

@kawaiiplumblossom

“WHAT IS THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE OF AN ICON? IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT DAMNED SPIDER? UGH…” ((WOW you’re in a bad mood today…))

@sherlocktheravencat

HM… NOTHING IMPORTANT HERE. ((what about that fanfic with you in it?)) DID YOU READ THE FUCKING TAGS? IT SAID “IMPLIED FONTCEST” THAT IS NEVER GOOD. ((right i’m not a fan of the stuff myself but they do seem to know enough about you to write about you…)) I DONT EVEN WANT TO GO THERE WITH YOU HUMAN. YOU’RE LUCKY I NEED YOU TO RUN THIS DAMNED BLOG. ((so you remind me every day…))

@foxtailfluff

HEH, THE DESIGN IS NOOBISH BUT THE CONTENT IS… PASSABLE… ((you aren’t even the one running this damned blog!)) BULLSHIT! I’M DOING SO NOW! ((ah no… cause you dont know how to even reblog a post and aren’t patient enough to allow me to freaking teach you!))

@misssundertaker

PFFT THIS HUMAN CLAIMS TO BE A GRYFINDOR! HAH CONSIDERING YOU HUMAN MUN ARE A SLYTHERIN, I WOULD EXPECT YOUR NEWFOUND ENEMY SHOULD POSE A THREAT TO YOU? ((first of all how do you even KNOW about harry potter and secondly… there is a possibility the mun and i could be friends…)) UNLESS THEY ARE HOUSEIST. ((how do you even know that word?))

@deep-sea-troll-community

WHAT THE FUCK IS UNDERLUST? ((-_- think about it ya dingus…))

@glitchgirl318

THIS ONE REALLY LIKES THAT FUCKIN TORCH. ((what are you running out of complaints?)) NO ITS FUCKING LATE AND I’M BEING FORCED TO REVIEW ALL THESE LAME ASSED BLOGS BECAUSE THEY ALL FOLLOWED THIS BLOG OUT OF THE BLUE. ((-_- you’re going to make us lose followers.))

@secret-random-dude

WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE SICK BASTARDS SHIPPING SANS AND ME TOGETHER?! OH MY GOD ((people sin. get over it.)) NO I’VE SEEN TOO MUCH OF THIS SHIT TO HANDLE MUCH MORE. I’M OFFICIALLY KINKSHAMING!

@miss-catrina

GEE MUN THIS IS A HUMAN THAT SHARES YOUR TASTES. IN HOBBIES AND MUSICALS. ((and? are you actually trying to find a compatible friend?)) WOULD IT MATTER IF I WAS OR NOT?! IT WOULD MEAN LESS HEARING IT FROM YOU AND HAVING TO SIT THROUGH THEM. ((awe how sweet of you.))

@yaoi-is-my-specialty

JUST THE NAME MAKES ME HESITATE TO SEE WHAT IT CONTAINS. ((meh its not all bad…)) EITHER WAY IF IT HAS FONTCEST I’M FLIPPING A TABLE. ((good god papyrus calm your nonexistant tits.)) “I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BE CALM ABOUT THIS! SOME OF THAT SHIT IS ME!” ((not YOU, just other versions of you there’s a thing called alternate universes.))

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Honestly, this is a little bit overdue already, but, I can’t believe it’s been a year. I fell into Naruto fandom a year ago, I cannot believe. And it’s been such an amazing one at that. I’ve met so so many amazing people, so many friends, I’ve seen so many great writers and so many talented people all together. This fandom often gets a lot of bashing, it’s not perfect, no fandom is, but if I’ve been surrounded by people so kind and sweet, I wouldn’t say this fandom is bad, personally. It’s filled with so many kindhearted people, you guys overflow the bad so easily. Thank you so much for sticking with me through so much time. Thank you if you just started following me recently!

This really means a lot to me, I never thought I’d make this far with Naruto. I didn’t expect to grow so attached to this blog, all this kinda came as a surprise and when I realized, I was already too deep down the rabbit hole. I feel like I’m just getting started and I can’t wait to be in this fandom for years to come, like most of you have! Thank you!! (●´∀`●)

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bold - precious people
italics - amazing people (people who I look up to)

I already apologize if I forgot someone!

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thepope-blog  asked:

its such bullshit that you dont tag valkubus. come on, its obvious that you are team doccubus, even when you claim to be fair. i dont even know what, levony, and benzi, and team pervert are, therefor they havent been for more than 2 seasons. and kale shuldnt be there because kenzi and hale havent been togehter for two fucking seasons, barely a few episodes!

Wow! I’m sorry but just wow! Levony is Lauren/Evony. Benzi is Bo/Kenzi. Team Pervert is Vex/Kenzi. All characters who have been on the show for more than 2 seasons. It’s not about the ship. It’s about the characters. Do you not comprehend that? How can you even say I ship doccubus when every single gifs I’ve created are requests? Hello?! Do you remember when I’ve created Valkubus gif sets for you? Just how fucking dare you? Just because you don’t ship Levony, Benzi, Kale, Denzi, or Team Pervert (romantically or friendship), they’re ridiculous? They’re not a ship? Enough is enough! This is the last time I’ll answer anymore questions/assumptions regarding ship tags. Get out of your god damn ship bubble and you’ll see there are so many ships in the show! And the show is not all about the fucking ships! 

sorry about no nose. kept fucking it up lmaoo

WHAT? OMG? WHERE DID THIS COME FROM? THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL ACTUALLY HONESTLY? LIKE I LOVE THESE COLORS OOOHHH MY GOD YOU PUT MY LINER IN THERE AND WOW I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS? I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY I LOVE IT SO SO SO SO MUCH? THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU OMG……..