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Is Nalu canon?

As crunchyroll finally released the last chapter I decided writing my opinion on it. I will make side comments but the main subject will be Nalu since many of you asked me if I think it is canon or not.


First of all we will be starting with the cover page, in which Mashima left some hidden clues.

where have we seen this before? That`s right. 

Natsu`s shirt, which is more manly is more in his style with one long sleeve and a shor one is matching to Lucy`s old outfit from x792. Mashima always made them matchy clothes, didnt matter it was a bracelet, the colors, or a whole outfit.

Moving on… we didn`t have much interaction between NaLu at Lucy`s party

Even so, Mashima brought us a little nostalgia on the good times when Lucy was always screaming at Natsu and he wasn’t bothered by it, morover acting like a child. They are supposed to be 28-29 here right? (excepting the time skip) They remained the same kids they were once.


I have to say that i am really proud of Lucy. She`s such a kind girl, she didn’t care if her novel made her rich or not, but she fullfilled one of her dreams. Isn’t that amazing? I am really proud of my baby ♥

Also I have to say I am happy Anna remained in her timeline. She already lost her parents and she finally has a relative.



There we have a little teasing from Gajeel and also from Mashima himself. 

Anna was the one who sent Natsu n this timeline, Anna made his scarf. He knew her since he was a little boy, he gave him the chill and he is admitting THIS is why he is always so relaxed being around Lucy. She has always been there for him, taking care of him and covering things for him. She was a good friend to him, his best friend and she grew in more.

Gajeel is teasing Natsu in here saying “ you liked her”

What could have Natsu say? “No? I disliked her?” No. Also Gajeel is shocked about his answer. He answered so relaxed and can you see that blushing Lucy? That`s right, she is blushing because Natsu somehow said he likes her. If he likes Anna, Lucy is alike to Anna, he likes Lucy too. so regarding the fact both Lucy and Anna have a similar smell, he is always so relaxed around Lucy, isn’t it the fact that your home has a certain smell, gives you a certain comfort? This is what Lucy is for him. His home. 

In this panel, Lucy is admitting herself she is jealous over Gajevy. Why is she jealous? Because Gajevy managed growing into a mature relationship, Gajeel became a man, while Natsu is still an immature little brat, but he is her brat. We will never see Natsu saying things like Gajeel “ The woman i fell for” “ I wished walking side by side with you” or something like this. No, Natsu has his own way to express his feelings. Let`s remember some of his lines “ I am going to save Lucy” “ Lay one finger on Lucy and I turn you to ashes”  “ Even if it’s just her head, Lucy is still Lucy “ “ From today on, you are mine” “Long time no see, Lucy” and so many others. There are different ways of saying “I love you” Its in your gestures and let’s remember how Natsu was affected by Future Lucy’s death and when they fought with August how he climbed over her to protect her. He is never going to let her die again.

Also Lucy is blushing so hard and is emarassed by the things Gajeel and Levy had done. She is not mature herself to do things a couple should be doing. She is still embarassed about this even if she is 19(or 28)


See? She had the same reaction as Wendy. A reaction a child would have when hearing things.


This doesnt have any link to Nalu but im posting it for gruvians and my gruvia heart


Finally you`ve got a hang of it Gray-sama. @giushia

Going back.

Mashima is giving a tease again. “ the pair im most” the pair. So there are pairings.


Even if they fought Zeref and he put them trough hell, look at her face. She knows that Zeref and Mavis had found their peace they are back being someone else. Her look is saying “ sadness but still happiness” Could this be the love she`s also dreaming of? Even if they had a tragic destiny, they found their way back to each other. 


she, herself is happy for everyone. Every single mage is happy including herself.

Now, let`s start with the Nalu Pages 

there you go, Mashima putting another old scene. “ This is my room” But remember the first time Natsu was in her room? She kicked him out. 


While now she made this cute face, she didnt kick them out and isn’t bothered by it anymore. Yet she still has to say something about it. A girl has to keep her dignity.

The love is in the gestures you do. How I said up. Natsu carried her home, took care of her. Its a little gesture, but what could had happen if he wasn’t there to carry her home while she passed out?

He took her home, he took care of her. He watched over her.


Now, that`s Lucy` way of complaining she will never walk down the aisle, she will never be a bride.

Yet, Natsu finds a way, an open door


“ You can walk out” You can walk out with HIM and join him in his job, like she has always done. Look at her face.He just gave her hope. 

THIS IS NATSU`S WAY OF SAYING “ I wanted to  walk side by side with you”. “ You can walk and take a job with us

Furthermore, she is remembering all the memories the two of them had together. She bursts in tears. 

And hugs him

She hugs him. He is the person who gave her everything. Without Natsu, Lucy would have still been the Heartfilia Princess. she should have married someone she didnt like, she wouldnt have achieved one of her dreams and she wouldnt have been in Fairy Tail. 

She is greatful for having him, for giving her everything she wished for and even if she was rich, he gave her what her parents and their money couldnt afford. Friends and family. Fairy Tail was her family, they had always protected her, they had always been there for her.


Yet, Natsu doesn’t know what to do. He doesnt  want to see her crying even if they are tears of joy. He just want to see her happy.


In these panels, I dont know if i can agree with the others or not, that a panel is missing. Seems it is missing something but at the same time not. Did he kiss her? Why is she so shocked? Or..he didnt kiss her, yet she said “ wait” if hereally didnt kiss her, then her “wait” was “ wait, I am not ready”.


But what are the things you did, Natsu? I dont think in this panel, Lucy is talking about her memories, but something he did.now.  He answers “ what does it matter?” I saw lots of movies and series where the boy, after he kissed the girl and she said something similar to what Lucy said he answered “ why does it matter”. So he really might have kissed her and let`s remember Mashima doesnt know how to draw proper kisses. So a panel could be missing up there because Mashima didnt want to ruin that haha 


They will always be togehter. They are going to a 100 years quest which is a lifetime. Natsu and Lucy will be together forever. Always and forever


My conclusion is that, in a subtle way than Gajevy`s or Gruvia, Nalu is canon and we can finally celebrate.

Give Me Polyamorous Power Couple Hamliza Or Give Me Death

~Eliza growing up having constant crushes on both men and women and trying to articulate what she wanted to Angelica but never being able to explain it the way she wanted

~When she’s in a relationship: “I want her” “But you’re dating Peter” “I want him too” “But you have to choose” “Why do I have to choose?” When she’s not in a relationship: “Ooh, Liza’s got a crush! Spill it!” “Well, there’s Arthur and his girlfriend, and Sally and her girlfriend, and Jason, and Mary…” “Whoa whoa whoa, slow down, how many crushes can you have?” “Shush, I’m not done”

~When she meets Alexander and quickly falls into her most serious relationship ever she expects the multiple crush thing to stop (Spoiler alert: it doesn’t)

~Eliza feels like a horrible girlfriend because she’s so happy with Alex but then Susan from work will start up a conversation with her in the break room and she’s instantly all heart eyes

~Tearfully she admits it to Alex one night and he’s thrilled because “no there’s nothing wrong with you I promise!!!! You’re just polyamorous!!!!”

~They spend the rest of the night talking about it

~Eliza needs some time to adjust since she’s spent so much time trying to push it aside that she doesn’t really know what else to do but Alex is very helpful

~The first time she tells him about Susan he’s instantly chanting ask her out over and over until she’s laughing and blushing at his antics

~Half a year later and Eliza is subtly sending Alex updates from her dates while he sends her multiple thumbs up emojis and does the same with his own

~She also sets up him and Angelica and when Angelica gets confused about it she’s like you need to stop sacrificing yourself, let yourself be happy

~They share embarrassing stories about him with each other

~He meets John and them after Eliza in this one and it’s all separately

~Hercules comes first because Eliza’s father invited them to a fancy dinner party and Alex needs a suit and since he’s not well educated on these things yet she comes along to help

~Hercules is instantly smitten with Alex and Alex is instantly 😍 because “Eliza look at him!!! He looks like a damn quarterback but he’s so sweet and gentle!!!!” “Either you ask him out or I will”

~Hercules not-so-subtly likes guiding Alex around even though he thinks he’s being smooth

~“Alex there was really no point for him to put his hands on your waist like that, he could’ve told you to just move to the side one step” “… Yeah but did you see how well they fit there he could probably lift me up so easily” “Wow you’re so easy” “Do I need to bring up that cute barista the other day” “pLEASE DO WE HAVE A DATE THIS WEEKEND”

~By the end of the time there Alex is going out to lunch with a pleased but confused Hercules and Eliza is eagerly awaiting every cute picture and text

~From then on he has to deal with both Eliza and Alex stealing his clothes but he can’t really fight since they both look so cute in his sweaters

~The rest come really quickly after that

~Lafayette meets Hercules before the others because they come in requesting a special dress to be made and Hercules is Gone

~“You… You want a dress with a full skirt… But when you pick at a stitch on it the dress falls down into a ball gown?” “Yes, exactly!” “Can I ask why?” “Why? Well, chéri, it’s because I must ensure that I always am prepared for any eventuality and at the top of that list is a need to always look beautiful but entirely unattainable. Oh, that reminds me! It needs to be floor length with my being in eight-inch heels, I have a pair with me so you can measure accurately” “Oh holy shit”

~It takes them exactly one weekend to be brought into the relationship (Alex sees them and instantly is stunned into silence, Eliza flirts and within two minutes they’re already co-conspirators)

~John is next and he struggles with his sexuality and anything that comes from it so he’s very much in the closet when they meet

~John and Alex immediately are best friends and Alex tries asking him out but John very quickly refuses him and Alex takes a step back

~The combined power of the four of them helps to bring John out of his shell even though he’s very shy about it all so they’re respectful and let him suggest everything and move their relationship forward in his own time

~The first time he asks to spend the night with all of them there’s a little fight over who gets to sleep next to him

~Eliza and Hercules win, Lafayette and Alex pout

~Aaron and Theodosia Burr AKA Theo, Eliza, and Lafayette kill and the rest of them are literally powerless against them

~Dates are really fun with them because now there’s enough people to go on group dates and everyone can have a supposed other instead of it being just the mess of them (They still do it as the whole of them, its just more fun to have the people think they’re all separate couples then watch as they get more affectionate as the night goes on)

~Don’t think I’ve forgotten about the Washingtons

~George favors Alex and Laf, Martha favors Eliza, Angelica, and Theo, George is platonic with John, Hercules, Aaron, and the girls, Martha is platonic with everyone but her girls and sometimes Alex and Lafayette (She likes showing off that she’s perfectly capable of stealing them away from him but is graciously letting them stay with him. George jokes back and tries to rally Laf and Alex to joke too but they need time to come back to that plane of existence)

~WEEKEND TRIPS AT MOUNT VERNON WITH EVERYONE

~Eliza and Alex get so many kisses and cuddles since they’re the heart of it all

~Alex dragging everyone outside to look at the stars

~Lots of hot chocolate when Alex drags them outside

~Lots of spiked hot chocolate when they think Martha isn’t looking

~She totally knows since John keeps giggling but she let’s them have fun

~THOMAS JEFFERSON

~Eliza starts flirting with him to bug Alex

~Eventually she starts flirting with him for Alex no matter what he says

~“Look at the tension good god” “Betsey I swear…”

~Eliza has a near constant stream of frustrated texts from George

~“Eliza I’m suffering” “What is it this time, dear?” “They’re arguing again and they look two seconds away from making out” “I’m working on it. Have patience” “I can’t have patience anymore I can’t have meetings because this happens in every one”

~All the hate sex

~All the Jeffmads+Alex hate sex (I would include Aaron but the frustrations are over Washington but Aaron knows why Alex is favored by him and has worked out his own balance with George so he’s not jealous)

~Alex pulls them into the dynamic and they finally understand

~George doesn’t mind them finding out, he’s just glad the tension is gone (Though he has cut more than a few work days short because he walked in on them fucking on his desk because Alex wanted to tease him and he can’t handle that so he just walks out)

~There’s multiple incidents where they try to tease Angelica but she is Not Having It and takes great joy in showing them why

~Angelica Schuyler is my queen she wouldn’t handle any bullshit from them

~MARIA REYNOLDS PROTECTION SQUAD

~Elizabeth “If you touch one hair on my girl’s head I will personally kick your ass from here to California don’t test me” Schuyler

~Obviously she moves in with them immediately and spends every night sleeping between Alex and Eliza

~When things become too much in the city Eliza and her take a trip down to Mount Vernon for a girls-only retreat

~Maria and John never start a romantic relationship but they hit it off very quickly since they’re both abuse survivors (Her with James, him with his father) and John is more healed than she is but there’s wounds he’s still licking and sometimes its nice to just spend the day in silence with someone who understands that company is more important than conversation

~Eliza and Alex creating a crazy huge family for themselves which has confusing interconnecting romantic and platonic relationships but they love it so much they can’t describe it

~Whenever anyone asks about it Alex shows them the graph he’s made for them all

~Everyone has a specific color and one poor soul asks why he chose those colors and spends the next 45 minutes listening to him talking about why each of his signifs was given that very color choice

angst is lit and all but one of my favorite things is domestic future fics! give me 27 year old lance being captured bc he had a space cold and wasnt at the top of his game and is all chained and just sighs like “jesus fucking CHRIST am i gonna get roasted when they come rescue me who eve gets captured anymore smh keith is gonna kill me i dont want his passive aggressive post capture cuddles” 

or when they find a new place to go to and it’s a rocky planet and shiros like “oh man we better keep hunk back we don’t want his rock kink to come out :/” shiro’s a SAVAGE even at 35

they visit their families and have a bigass dinner and their fams are like :/? i do not understand?? bc they have their own ‘been together in space figting aliens for 10 years’ language

they still ROAST keith for I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!!! klance are cuddling and it’s 6 am and it’s space mall day and they have a few more hours before it’s time to leave and they’re chillin and lanc just whispers “we’re having a bonding moment! im cradling you in my ArMs!” and keith punches him ://

also coran being really weird? but still sweet and as a lil 18 year old baby lance confesses he feels like a 7th wheel and coran is :/? wat that Mean?? and when lance explains coran builds a vehicle that needs 7 wheels exactly and pidge helped bc she didnt fucking know and coran is so PROUD when e presents it… that 9 years later they still use it for going around in the castle and lance is :’) when he sees it (and keith gets rly sappy with him)

matt stays with them (sam goes home) bc he wants to be there for shiro and pidge and they’re so cute together and allura liked shir but seeing him with matt made her really happy (she has a princess gf or something) and lance and matt compete over who’s a cuter couple (it’s a tie bc shiro and matt play dirty but keith is so sappy but also doesn’t know that there’s a competition)

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Neighbour!Kang Daniel AU

Note: this is what happens when you spend too much time at home, often meeting neighbours and have a soft spot for Kang Daniel

EDIT: you guys, this has gotten so many notes i am honestly shooketh™. thank you so much for reading and do look forward to my next one! you can request if you want anything’s cool really hehe

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V/Jihyun Normal End

Hey y'all sit the fuck down and let me educate you on why Jihyun Kims normal end isn’t that good of an ending(in my opinion) and why it shouldn’t be glorified and specifically WHY IT’S NOT the good ending cause I’m tired of seeing people saying they wish the normal end was the good end cause it’s so much better when it really is n o t

We learn in Jihyun’s route that he actually wanted to be an artist/painter but he was never confident enough to pursue these dreams, and Jumin suggested photography to him. He was also trained by his father to believe that he WAS going to take over as heir to their business. From a young age, this boy was deprived of a loving family and made into someone with little to no confidence. As we know this affects him into adulthood.

If you couldn’t tell, Jihyun goes through A LOT of character development in his route. Especially through his good end. More on that later though. The normal end may look “cute,” well to me it’s not cute, but if you think of character development and look at that end you would see, oh wow, there’s little to no development in a positive way.

Jihyun doesn’t know how to love in a healthy way. Repeat that with me, Jihyun does not know how to love in a healthy way. Even in the normal end. ESPECIALLY in the normal end actually. 

Someone, please remind me when Jihyun Kim EVER mentioned wanting to be a musician? Because I swear, no one ever talks about that. Jihyun never says he wants to be a musician, he never says he wants any career based upon music, and neither does anyone else ever mention it. We do however, see a lot/learn a lot of his passion for art/painting/drawing in specifics. Why do you think in his good end he starts painting? Cause that is what he really wanted. Because he actually has the CONFIDENCE to do it.

In his normal end- he is a musician. He is STILL not doing what he wants. He still isn’t confident enough to paint/draw, and share it with people. He still feels like he CAN’T. 

Even in his normal end- there’s a point where he says, “I know I don’t really deserve you,” 

Which is so fucking sad to me- Like no. The Good end has him telling you, “I want to love you, as I LOVE MYSELF,” Which means so much; he is telling you he LOVES himself, and he realizes it’s not a point of WORTH, but a point of loving you, and himself.

He says, “I believe in you. I will. I should believe in you. Who else should I believe?” Like baby- you believe in yourself also. He shouldn’t feel like he has to force himself into believing in what you say- because he doesn’t know who else to believe- I just…

Another thing in his normal end that stuck out to me is when MC asks him, “What is our relationship?” and Jihyun responds with, “We’re in love.” And yes, he says more then this, such as “We treasure each other as much as we treasure ourselves,” etc, etc. But the point is- is MC had to ask this. You don’t even get an option to not ask “what is our relationship?” You have to ask- and he already has it all set up in his head. 

“We’re in love.” “We seek true happiness together.” “We treasure each other…” 

It is similar to how he would remind himself, he DID love Rika, and they were IN LOVE, and she was his HAPPINESS. It’s instilling what he wants to think- it’s just like how he and Rika fed off one another, and forced themselves into believing things cause that was all they knew how to do. 

There shouldn’t be a question as to what relationship they have. It shouldn’t be a question- but in the normal end, it is, and it’s a question you can’t refuse to ask.

Also I believe he still goes by V in his normal end? In his Good End, he wants to be known as Jihyun. He is Jihyun Kim, a boy who is confident, and does what he wants because it’s actually what he wants, he isn’t hiding anymore. He is Jihyun Kim the Painter.

The good end shows you that Jihyun KNOWS what he wants- and he isn’t forcing himself into anything. He becomes a painter, and does what HE wants because he feels confident enough in himself. Those two years in between were what he NEEDED. He took the time to figure himself out, to actually learn to love himself, and in turn love others they way they should be loved. He loves MC as he loves himself, it is so good, and such good character development I can’t even begin to fucking tell you oh my god.

This fandom literally is so thirsty that they prefer the ending that gives them the most, quote on quote, fluff. Ffs.

TL;DR, The Normal End is not the Good End because where is all that character development? It’s barely there- and I’m tired of people wishing it was the Good End because of a fucking CG and some “fluff.”  Thank you and good night.

fam(ily) - one | pkjm

parent!au: park jimin
A single father of twins show you the true meaning of family and what it takes to love like a parent, even if they aren’t your own.
word count: 4.8k
genre: fluFF?? aNGST?!? idk jimin is a dad

one | two

[A/N]: goin straight to the point, our little family by the very talented @nightbts heavily inspired me to write this fanfic !! I absolutely lovLOVEelovelove that story, so much i made my friend read it WITH me. its a beautifully written piece and i never knew i loved parent!jimin so much. sis i wasn’t lying when i said it inspired me to write my own !! pls enjoy, dont have high expectations bc its not anywhere near how good OLF is lol

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“I don’t think you’re going to find a decent girl at the club.” Jungkook said entering the noisy, dark building.

Jimin laughed, “who said I’m trying to find a decent girl?”

Taehyung rose an eyebrow. “So what are you going to do when she wants to hook up? Bring her back to your place with your twins in the next room?”

Jimin frowned and ordered the first drink on the menu. “No.. I don’t know.” You, the only girl bartender in the club, fixed the drink in the fastest manner Jimin has ever seen. You poured it into a glass and slid it towards the man. He lifted it, weary as to how it was going to taste. The glass rim touched his lips and the alcohol burned his throat as he took it all in.

“Can we just enjoy the night?” Jimin asked when he saw the other two awkwardly hesitant. “I’m not bringing home anyone, guys. I came out here to forget that I was a single dad working a 9 to 5 job.”

Jungkook laughed and patted his best bud’s shoulder. “That’s a little hard to forget when your babies are both of your wallpapers.”

Jimin rolled his eyes and shrugged off his friend’s hand. Taehyung walked off to flirt with the girl bartender down the bar. Jimin was left alone, swirling the ice and liquor in his heavy glass.

“Rough night?” You asked as you polished the cups. He looked around to make sure you were addressing him. Taehyung had wandered off to another girl and you had walked back over. He peered up to see your soft smile. Your eyelashes fluttered against your pale cheeks. Your hair was secured messily in a bun.

Jimin laughed it off, not sure how to answer that question. It was more of a rough entire six years and since he had twins, it felt multiplied by two. “You could say that.”

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To Build A Home - Chapter 8

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Warnings: A bit of swearing, I guess? This chapter is mostly fluff. See, guys? I’m not a total monster! 


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The boy - or rather, “the prince”- helped Virgil to his feet and then dropped his hand. “Who are you?” Virgil asked curiously,  jogging to keep up as the boy started to walk briskly in the other direction.

“Roman Prince, at your service!” the prince declared.

“Wait,” Virgil stopped in his place and the boy did too. “Roman, what?”  

“Prince,” Roman said slowly. “P-R-I-N-C-E.”

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tbh my favorite taz au will forever be my ageswap one.

angus is this brilliant freelancer detective who 100% swings into crimescenes and Schools the local cops. hes still rlly innocent and a romantic at heart and his shelves are filled with every fantasy detective. he’ll help anyone and everyone, regardless of if they can pay him or not, because he’s just that Good. his house is full of knick knacks and food he accepted for jobs. yeah, maybe hes rlly poor and his apartment is shabby, but hes adored by everyone (except for the militia and criminals who both can’t stand how good he is at his job.). maybe his head is in the clouds a little bit, maybe hes a bit too old fashioned, maybe hes a little too honest, a little too trusting, but hes smart and quick and oh so good at his job. 

and one day he hears about this missing persons case that has the local militia rolling their eyes and scoffing. why? cuz this lil elf whos known for stirring up trouble has reported his twin sister as missing. hes been around for a month, maybe two, and his fingers are sticky and his taste is way too rich for some brat who doesnt even have a home. the kid is assuring everyone that his sister and and him just didn’t let themselves be seen together so it was easier to pull off their ‘pranks’. but he did have a sister and she is missing, and they need to find her. (at least thats what he says. but who’d believe a kid like him?) 

angus believes him. instantly, without a doubt, believes that this kid (tayko? tahko? taako? taako.) is missing his sister and she needs to be found. its not easy to earn his trust. but a cheap meal in a cute coffee shop later, and at least he knows taako’s story. no parents, no real family, kept getting shipped around to distant, barely related family until they got fed up and ran away. theyre on their own and they dont trust anyone but themselves. angus coaxes taako to stay at his house, in the tiny guest room, at least for a couple nights while he looks into the case. 

and than agnus starts looking into taako. the lil guys only been in that town for a lil bit, but hes made quite a name for himself. hes good at stealing, and distractions, and conning, and his pranks and heists are so elaborate that it doesn’t really seem like just one kid could pull it off. he double checks times that the kid(s?) were seen and yeah, there’s no way one person got from point a to point b in the tiny sliver of time between sightings. angus tries it several times to make sure. everyone says there is one kid, an elf, named taaco, who keeps popping up everywhere, but angus grows more and more certain that theres two. 

when he gets back to his apartment, the whole place smells delicious. scents he hasn’t smelled outside of a restaurant permeate his entire house. he finds his way to the kitchen, where this ten year old elf is cooking up a damn storm. hes good at it, and hes using tiny bits of magic to reach ingredients he can’t reach even on his tip toes, transmuting lil bits of sugar and flour and salt into each other, stirring the soup with flicks of his fingers. hes so sure in the kitchen, but he keeps turning like hes going to say something and getting the most stricken look on his face. it takes almost ten minutes for him to see angus and he drops the spoon right in the soup. 

well theres a little bit of drama because taako is slightly terrified that angus is going to be pissed he used up some of the spare food he was using. but its not even half an hour before theyre sitting down to his fantastic meal. (okay, maybe things are a little bit burnt in places, and the flavor is kinda off with this or that. but its really good for a kid whos ten years old and cooking on his own for the first time.)

angus reads taako calab cleaveland books until the both of them fall asleep. and in the morning, he gets back on the case. he tries so hard, but theres just, theres just nothing he can do. everything leads to a dead end. lup doesnt seem to anymore. 

but he takes care of taako as best he can. and the two get on really good. taako’s a lil shit, but hes mostly harmless. and hes a really good cook. 

so all the sudden the best detective in the world has this elf kid he takes care of and this case he’s constantly on. and taako’s really very smart, even tho he acts like an idiot sometimes. he picks up on clues that might go over (or under) angus’s head. and nothin can separate them. 

other characters include:

-twins Edward and Lydia, and their lil sickly brother, Keezt who they’d do anything for. keezt wants to be an actor. he has the most ridiculous cockney accent he forces everyone to listen to all the time.

-teenager ‘will fight you if ur mean to animals and also just fight u’ magnus

-’single dad whos in his twenties and has two kids’ merle. 

-lil lucas and his best friends the hugbears. (danial is very grumpy. also hes name is klarg. why is he always at angus’s house. why is he so good at making tea.)

-june and her adopted daughter ren, who run a lil cafe or smth

-others

anyway thats my au and i love it to death 

Do you know what else we needed in the Hamilton musical? Washington roasting Alexander after the Reynolds Pamphlets.

- Alex is in his office when someone knocks at the door.

- Since Eliza won’t talk to him and his political enemies are done with him, he thinks it’s his son.

- So he goes to the door, apologizing while he opens it, and saying that all this mess will end soon.

- But when he looks who’s there it’s George who's standing in front of him with a dead glare.

- Alexander shivers because it’s even worse than when they shot Lee with Laurens.

- GWash just pushes the papers against his chest and say in a very low and slow voice “Have you ever thought of the consequences.”

- And Hamilton goes like “It was- it was for my legacy! I thought that if I was honest, people understood!”

- Georges just grabs him by the shoulders and says “Alexander, you don’t get the point! ‘Protecting my legacy’ always those words in your head! But for having a legacy, you first need to grow-up a bit! You acted with egoism! Like a child!" 

-There’s a silence, Washington let him go and he says "And Miss Reynolds. Have you thought of her?”

- “You were her lifeboat. She trusted you. And betrayed them in the most disgusting way, only for your little privilege. You lied to her. You call that being honest?!”

- Georges stands a little further. “What happened to you. How did you become like that?”

- Alex just lowers his head, in shame. Few minutes or few seconds pass and suddenly GWash says very coldly: 

-“Hamilton.”

- “Sir, I-”

- “I won’t call you son anymore.” Alexander’s starts to shake because this sentence remembers him of his childhood.

- “I don’t want any monster in my family.”

- And he leaves Alexander who shatters

He walks the line

Summary: Its a fine line between love and friendship

Ship: byeler

——–

“you dont love her.”


the statement comes out blunt, its completely out of the blue, and mike wheeler feels a stab in his gut when max says it. mike looks up at her from where he is sitting, leaned back against a brick wall. she has appeared out of nowhere on her skateboard. there is no ‘hello’, no 'whats up?’, just a simple statement.


you. dont. love. her.


mike puts his half eaten apple in his lunchbox, the familiar feeling of anger swirling in the pit of his stomach. he tries to swallow it, but his response comes out a little harsh anyway. “what?”


max flips her skateboard up and holds it at her side. she lets out a huff of breath. “i’ve been trying to figure out why you’ve been acting weird lately.”


“acting weird?” mike repeats, raising his eyebrows. from his position, the sun is just barely above her head, making him squint. “what the hell are you talking about?”


“that,” she says, pointing at him accusingly. “you’re being a real dick lately, you know? and you’ve been going off by yourself a lot.” she gestures to him eating lunch alone. “i asked dustin and lucas, and they think its just because el’s back and you cant see her as much as you like so you’re being pissy.”


mike scoffs. it has been five months since they’d found out el was alive, and he’s only allowed to see her once a month, but he is not being pissy about it. it was for her protection. he can understand that, respect it, even. “and you think you know better?” mike asks, tilting his head so he could look at her without staring into the sun.


in the past five months, max has grown on him. there had been birthday parties (will’s in february, mike’s just last week), d&d campaigns (max helped tell the stories), and even movie nights- not to mention the hours they had spent together at school. max was, mike hates to admit, cool.


right now, though, mike has the strong urge to tell her to leave him the hell alone.


max nods, her red hair sticking to her face through static. “yes,” she says. “you see, i dont think you’re being pissy because you miss el. you’re being pissy because you feel guilty.”


“guilty?” mike asks. “what do i have to feel guilty for?”


“because,” she says with an impatient sort of huff, “you dont love her anymore.”


there it is again- the sharp pain in his gut. “are you crazy?” mike asks, “of course I love el!”


max slowly shakes her head. “you dont. you say you do, but you’ve fallen for someone else, and you feel guilty about it because you dont want to hurt el.”


mike wants to deny it. he wants to deny everything; of course he loves el. he called out to her every day for almost a year. even as he thinks it, his heart sinks, because deep down he knows she is right. his fantasies of taking el on a stroll to the park have been replaced with taking him to the carnival, with large, soft earthy eyes and an honest smile. he wants him near him at all times, not her anymore. he thinks about him when he’s studying, when he’s doing chores, when they’re sitting together on the couch and mike can feel their legs brush up against one another.


he holds him in his heart, somewhere much deeper than he had ever held el.


instead of responding right away, mike picks up his apple and tries to throw it in the garbage can, but it bounces off the side and lands about a foot away. max smirks. “nice aim.”


“shut up,” mike snaps, irritated more. “what do you know about anything, anyways?”


if max is offended by this, she doesnt show it. she puts down her skateboard and starts to dig through her bag. “i know that you need to stop being a bitch to people who care about you,” she responds coyly. “and i know that you dont want to admit who you like now, because you’re scared. you’re scared that people will judge you, that el will judge you, that your friends and family will judge you, which is why you’ve been eating lunch alone out here instead of with the rest of us. i know that you’re so scared you’ve been avoiding your friends because of it. i know that will is worried about you. really worried. and-” max finally pulls out a crumpled up piece of paper and throws it at him. she stands up, slings her bag around her shoulder and puts her foot on her skateboard. “-i know that he likes you back, so you need to get past all your internal problems so you can get on with everything already. I found that in the trash when I was looking for my science homework some asshole threw away.”


before mike can say anything else, max pushes on her skateboard and rides off, and mike stares after her, speechless. he unfolds the piece of paper that she had thrown at him.


it was a drawing of mike, and he recognizes the style of art immediately- it’s will’s. in the photo, mike is smiling, his arm is wrapped around will’s shoulder, and photo-will is leaning into him, also smiling. around mike’s head, will has drawn little hearts.


mike swallows, gripping the wrinkled paper tightly.


oh.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I love Dan and Phil, individually and together, but I think they're not trying to hide a romantic relationship. Don't you think that after ten years, they'd finally come out if they were? I mean there are a lot of gay couples on youtube and it would not be that big of a deal today than it was in 2007. Just wanted to hear your opinion on that. Have a nice day!

before i answer, disclaimer: i have ADD and this post might get messy since i find it difficult to concentrate and phrase myself properly (and english isn’t even my main language!)

well, i’m not gonna try and force my own views down your throat or anything but let me ramble a bit about why i wholeheartedly believe dan and phil are in a relationship;

i think i’ll start with the very fact that they recently moved to their third shared home together. say whatever you want to say but if they were indeed just friends, considering they’re in their mid 20s and 30 dont you think they’d want to move out separately and get going with their lives? and dont you think they wouldn’t be so keen on making comments about keeping living together in the long run (or forever….  a forever home say whaaaat). 

now, you might argue with the good ol’ “but they benefit from living together regardless of relationship status”. fair enough. however, let me point out that it has became as clear as day especially in 2017 that they share a bedroom. i don’t know about you but i don’t think two strictly platonic friends who just moved into a duplex would want/ need to share a bedroom unless they’re uhhh mayhaps in a relationship and love to cuddle? i know a wild concept…….

and i’m sorry but if you want to argue against the shared bedroom fact with the shoebox phil claims is “his room” i have nothing to say but shake my head. no way phil actually lives in that room that has no windows and no space to move around and why is the entire room crammed in this one corner… where is the rest of the room……. and why is that room has no personal touch to it…. it’s literally just AmazingPhil props and things……… feels much more like a set to me than an actual bedroom. (also we saw phil’s mirror and hair straighter in the moon room aka “”dan’s bedroom”” which i think we can all collectively agree is simply “the bedroom”)

another thing that strikes me is how dan joins phil’s family vacations (especially in 2017) and how he seems to become part of the family much more than anyone who’s classified as “platonic” to phil would have. dan is just as much of a lester as cornelia is? dan joins the lesters just as much and as frequent as a spouse would. in fact, dan joins the lesters so much on their adventures that if im not wrong, the longest dan and phil spent apart in 2017 was not more than a weekend? that’s whack!

now these were just three things that were very prominent in 2017 regarding the belief whether dan and phil are in a relationship or not that were “behind the scenes”as in going on in their personal lives, kind of? i mean sure we see the  shoebox on AmazingPhil and the moon room in some liveshows and we get pictures from their shared vacations but now i will move on to what we see on screen across their channels

i’ll start this with a throwback to the boncas bc i think that damn speech is enough to debunk any “uwu platonic” argument, ever. i don’t think phil would have done THAT if dan didn’t mean a whole lot to him and i think saying the universe would rip in half in they go apart is a concrete proof that they themselves can;t and don’t want to imagine a life in which they are not joint at the hip. 

moving on to gamingmas, which i will forever find so significant?? they broke a lot of boundaries during that month regarding of invading personal space, a bit of a more mature humor (esp on phil’s account), casual touching and a whole lot of flirting and a lot less (almost none at all) looks straight into the camera to show they are aware this is filmed or to do a “wtf is this lol” kinda thing. gamingmas was a turning point. i will forever firmly believe they did all of that in an attempt to normalize this kind of behavior on screen (and it definitely worked!)

dan and phil continued the vibes of gamingmas well into 2017 and the casual touches, lingering gazes and flirting (as well as expressing affection towards males in specific) is now the normal running theme over at dapg to a degree where we don;t even lose our shit anymore. we joke and meme but nothing strikes us as overwhelming bc we are “used” to it, which i think dan and phil aimed for i genuinely think they wanted to get to this stage of showing more comfort and more intimacy on screen without everyone and their mothers going whack over “pHaN iS rEaL!!!!!1″ and for it all to come across as oh so casual and chill! 

so now you ask, “they go through all that why not just come out lol”

WELL, in my honest opinion, dan and phil will never officially come out as a couple. and you know what, maybe things would have been different if The Video didn’t leak and get spread around (twice, mind you.) but things happen and one thing lead to another and after all they have been through and how they were shaped as people and their experiences with guarding and protecting themselves and their privacy any sort of statement about whether or not they are a couple or just friends or even paid actors  (let alone labeling themselves and their sexuality bluntly) is highly unrealistic. so if you are waiting for a coming out video or whatever to convince you that won’t ever happen i’m afraid. 

dan and phil value their privacy and they have every right to do so.

so yes, maybe in the early days of 2009/10 they were very flirty all across social media and on camera and maybe just maybe you need to consider the few following things regarding why they stopped with that:

  • The Video leak. like honestly? can’t and won’t find any more justified reason to feel the need for privacy and shielding yourself and making comments on how ‘het’ you are  for instance just to brush off the most intimate thing imaginable that since has been glorified and memorized by millions(?) of people who were never meant to even know this video and that declaration of affection even exists. is it scary. and i fully understand the “no homo howell” phase and how awkward they appeared together on camera for awhile, very very proud of how far they;ve came esp in 2017 though. 
  • the radio show! is it a little tied to The Video leak since the second leak happened when the radio show was still fairly new but before they moved to london (into their second shared home coughs) they weren’t all that big, you know? but with the popularity of the radio show came the increasing popularity of their youtube channels and their followers/ subscribers count went up and up and their content became exposed to a much larger range of audience and these new audience/ fans were not familiar with the past (at least not at first glance) and dan and phil needed to leave “good” impression (not that being flirty and dumb wasn’t good impression but it wasn’t all that professional and now they’ve grown big enough to be in need of professionalism.)

these two things were a turning point to how dan and phil view themselves on camera and their content itself (phil sticking to the AmazingPhil PG persona) (dan with his struggles with creativity and integrity zzzz) and really, considering their story  (and how well known the early days are, and how dan and phil are aware to that…) it suddenly makes perfect sense why dan and phil aren’t in any sort of rush or need to ever come out.

however though, i think that the “post baking universe” as in the halloween 2016 baking video, the boncas speech, the european leg of tatinof, pinof 8, and gamingmas were a prep to this switch in dynamics we have seen in 2017 and that keeps very steady so far. feels as if late 2016 was so “wild” bc they were testing the waters and our reactions to see if they wanna pull through with this change. 

so, even if they will never officially come out, their dynamic both on and  off screen screams that they are literal boyfriends and they don’t need to spell it out for us to know and see. anyone who cares enough about their relationship status and look at their content with it in mind can very obviously and easily see how in love these two dorks are. same love from the early days of 2009/10 only now it has shifted into a steady, secure, safe, most wonderful thing and you can see that their love towards each other in filling their hearts with pure joy.


so yeah, dan and phil are definitely in a relationship and that doesn’t seem to change anytime soon, if ever at all.


(THAT WAS SO MESSY IM SORRY BUT I HOPE MY POINT CAME ACROSS?)

Modern Animorphs AU (part 2)

@jollysunflora : The second half of my complete list of modern AU Animorphs headcanons, approximately one per book.  

28. “Ax,” Marco says, “How come you can roll out ‘venti dulce de leche dark-chocolate frappuchino extra whip’ without batting an eye, but you giggle every time you have to say the word ‘soy’?”

  • “It has so many vowel—owl?—sounds, in so little space,” Ax says.  “That long sssssssssss, so pleasant on the tongue, but then that odd oooyyy ooy-yah?  All in the back of the mouth.  Very strange.  Sssoooy.  Ssususs-oooyaaa.”
  • “Also, he’s moved on from the frappuchinos,” Tobias adds.  “Now he keeps spending all our hard-stolen bitcoins on espresso mack… mach…”
  • “Espresso macchiato con panna,” Ax explains.  “Doppio.”

29. Cassie feels herself sweating as she props the laptop across the room from her, tools laid out and Ax unconscious on the table.  She never expected to find a YouTube video on how to perform brain surgery—and to be honest, it’s actually about “how neurosurgeons perform an orbitozygomatic craniotomy,” not intended to be a how-to manual—but it’s the best she can do under the circumstances, and so she’ll follow along for now.  

MM3.  “That’s the kind of strong leadership we need.”  Jake gestures to the full-color television (this year’s latest model) where a program of their current leader plays on a loop.  “Keeping the wrong kind of people out of this country, saving America for the right kind of Americans.”

  • “Yeah, yeah, whatever,” Rachel says.  She and Tobias and Jake are the only three Animorphs, except when Melissa joins them sometimes, and listening to their “Supreme Leader” blather on gets old sometimes.  “All I want to know is whether it’s true that within a few years people will really have phones that plug into their cars.  That’d be cool.”
  • Tobias rubs his eyes against the silk of his wing feathers.  They itch constantly, since he doesn’t have a gas mask to wear every time he goes out into the pollution-opaque air outside the way that his human friends do.  Jake and Rachel take bets sometimes, idly, brutally, about whether he’s the last raptor left on the face of the planet.
  • “Magnificent!”  Drode appears in their midst, and both the Berensons immediately point guns at his head.

30. Marco is lying on his bed the day after watching Eva fall, staring at a patch of wall above his dresser, when he registers that his phone has been buzzing for a while now.  It goes off so many times he assumes he has to be getting a call, but when he checks his notifications he just discovers he’s gotten seventeen text messages in the last hour.  

  • The first is from “Smurfette,” and says “Did you know that there is a type of food that involves baking a cinnamon bun inside of a donut?  We must secure as many of these as it is possible for a human to consume, as soon as possible!”
  • The next one, from “Hawkgirl,” reads: “found out recently that apparently ax still thinks you invented flea powder.  i told him that if youd invented flea powder wed all be a lot richer right now.”
  • “Team Dad” (not to be confused with “Real Dad,” which is how Marco lists Peter) sent along several invitations to team missions on League of Legends this afternoon, along with a threat to have Cassie play Marco’s avatar if Marco doesn’t join in.  “we both know that by the time you get back you’ll have only healing attacks and she’ll have trained it to apologize automatically for stabbing people,” Jake adds.
  • One of the many texts from “Julia Butterfly Hill” suggests that Jake has underestimated Cassie’s diabolical streak, because it’s a screenshot of a clone of his account which has had its name changed to HarambeWasFramed.
  • The real surprise, however, is the single text from “Xena: Warrior Princess.”  It’s a link to an article about a disaster in the local national park and the efforts to clean up the wreckage of an as-yet-unidentified craft which went down in the canyon.  Marco has to read it a few times to understand the point she’s making, because it’s all about what’s not there: the article makes no mention of any human bodies being found among the wreckage.  
  • Marco gets halfway through typing a reply to them all which informs them in no uncertain terms that he sees through their transparent attempts to cheer him up and doesn’t appreciate it, but he deletes without sending.  He can practically hear his mom’s voice saying it: he can focus on the fact that he’s still surrounded by people who love him, or he can focus on the negative side of everything.  And being constantly negative is no way to live.  

31. “Sharing this again, because its been 3 months,” Jake’s cousin Brooke posts on Facebook.  “Anyone who has any news at all about Saddler, no matter what it is, PLEASE contact my family.  Big brother, I dont know if youre still out there, but I miss you.  I miss you like crazy.”

  • Jake turns up his Spotify’s Offspring channel a little louder to drown out the sounds of Tom and his dad shouting at each other downstairs.  His eyes flinch past Brooke’s post, but they can’t move fast enough to prevent the thought that flashes across the surface of his mind: Is this going to be me a year from now?

32. Tobias texts Rachel and Jake an article from Audubon.Org, where several birdwatchers are going into ecstasies of scientific fascination at the bald eagle and peregrine falcon seen flying in close formation in a cell-phone video taken near a highway overpass downtown.  His only comment is, “Told you so.”

33.  In the aftermath, Rachel does a Google search: “PTSD treatment symptoms outcomes.”  She reads through the WebMD site, the NIMH page, the Wikipedia link to a DSM-5 entry.  She thinks of Tobias’s withdrawn silences, his antipathy toward so much they used to enjoy, but she thinks of other things as well.  How exhausted Jake seems any time they’re not on-mission.  How badly Cassie flinches when the school bell rings and doors slam.  How Ax seems to be gradually losing interest in the things—cooking shows, new condiments, human history trivia, These Messages—that once drew his fascination.  How last week Marco flicked an ant off the back of his hand and then went white like he’d just kicked a puppy.  How good it had felt when she’d hurt David, spreading the pain around, giving it back.

  • She catches an Uber to the clinic downtown, filling out forms in the waiting room based on the checklist written on her phone for “how to get tobias an ssri”: Yes, she often feels tense and worried.  Yes, her heart often races for no reason.  No, she hasn’t thought of ending her life.  No, she doesn’t feel out of control when she eats.  
  • She gets as far as developing a cover story—it’s about how she’s never felt the same since her parents’ divorce—but in the hallway to the office she panics and calls Cassie.  “Am I doing the right thing?” she asks, after she’s explained.
  • Cassie is silent for a long time, never a good sign.  “I’m not sure an SSRI would work on a bird,” she says at last, “and that’s even if we could figure out a dose that would work without killing him.  I know you want to help, and I think you should, but…”
  • Rachel hears what she’s not saying: but what if her mom asks too many questions?  But is this risk really worth it?  But what if the psychiatrist (the receptionist, the pharmacist) is a controller?  But isn’t it them, and only them, against the world, and isn’t that just how it has to be?
  • “The war won’t last forever,” Cassie says weakly, and Rachel hates her a little for it.  “When it’s over, when we get to tell everyone what’s happening…”
  • Rachel hangs up.  She goes home, morphs, and flies out to the woods.  
  • «You know I love you, right?» she asks Tobias later that evening.
  • «Of course I do.»  He sounds exhausted.  She’s never felt more helpless in her life.

34. The Yeerk Peace Movement, as it comes out, has a Twitter feed.  It is rather painfully obvious that it has been set up and run entirely by aliens who are doing their very best to communicate with humans, and not quite succeeding. Most of the posts are couplets, for some reason that none of the Animorphs can fathom.  

  • “Want to be On Fleek? When you see someone’s rights threatened, speak!”
  • “Don’t be a Belieber anymore - end slavery and even the score.”
  • “#tbt: Remember when we were symbiotes?  Give taxxon freedom your sympathy votes!”
  • “Nickelback is super lame, and keeping involuntary hosts is just the same.”
  • “Respect your host’s rights today, and make your human into your bae!”

35. It’s Marco who comes up with the idea for how to take down William Roger Tennant.  This is a guy, after all, whose cockatiels have their own Instagram account: he runs his fame on the internet.  

  • “It’s simple,” Marco explains. “We start a hashtag—#notsonicetennant—and we make it go viral.  All we have to do is film this guy everywhere he goes, and eventually the yeerk will slip up.”
  • It proves not to be simple after all.  Their gif of Tennant twitching madly mid-EPA speech gets overshadowed by the news story about One Direction nearly getting poisoned with spiders at the same banquet. Ax does not understand the concept of hashtag, and keeps adding #notsonicetennant to his retweets of what Marco calls “food porn.” They train one of Tobias’s repurposed GoPros to follow poodle-Marco, but that becomes a meme mocking the world’s most obnoxious stray dog rather than Tennant himself.
  • The plan finally, finally comes off when they pull out all the stops and just confront him in morph.  The smartphones that Rachel rigged up in the surrounding buildings don’t pick up the thought speak, but the audio of Tennant screaming at the aliens to leave him alone comes through just fine.
  • When the scandal breaks, the internet (in truly predictable fashion) drops #notsonicetennant and starts using #tennantgate instead.  
  • Ax reposts an old photo of Tennant eating a quinoa salad—zoomed in on the salad—and tags it #tennantgate.  All of his teammates assure him they appreciate the attempt.

36. “All right, that’s just weird,” Marco says, looking at the final entry in the underwater creepshow they’ve been walking through for the past hour.  “All the other ships have been getting more modern as we’ve gone, but this one?  Looks like it was made in the sixties, at the latest.”

  • «The world’s creepiest museum curators are getting sloppy with the placement of bodies as well,» Tobias points out.  «There’s no way that many people could fit on a boat that small.  They’re practically falling over the sides.»
  • Jake and Cassie look at each other, seeing the same realization reflected in each other’s eyes.  Neither one of them wants to say it out loud.
  • Jake becomes the one to bite the bullet.  “Don’t you get it?”  He points to the ragged clothes, the emaciated bodies, the modern smartphone tucked in among the antiquated radio equipment.  “They were refugees.”

37. Rachel shuts the window on the library computer as soon as she hears someone walk into the room, but she can tell she was too late by the look on Jake’s face when she turns around.  

  • “Roy Ludvig, huh?” Jake says.  “Heck of a name.”
  • “He was at the T.V. studio when we attacked.”  Rachel looks down, picking at her nail polish.  “No civilians were supposed to be in danger.”
  • Jake’s expression softens, as much as it ever does.  “And now you’re scrolling through his Facebook, looking for something that’ll let you sleep at night.”  
  • “He’s got a grandson,” Rachel blurts.  “Jordan’s age.  He…”  She shrugs.  He’s dead, and it’s more or less her fault.
  • “Shouldn’t be looking on Facebook.”  Jake sets his phone on the library table next to her, taps the screen to bring up an official-looking report.  “You should be, say, borrowing my dad’s computer.  Sending an email from his account to ask for the guy’s medical records.  If you had, you’d know that Mr. Roy Ludvig had a heart condition.  That he had maybe a year to live, at most, and doctors said he might die at any old time.”
  • Rachel looks down at the report for a long time, and eventually looks up at Jake.  “Doesn’t make it okay, what I did,” she says.  “He’s still dead.”
  • Jake shrugs.  “You don’t have to forget it ever happened, but you do have to live with it.  Live, and fight another day.”

38. In the aftermath of Estrid’s visit, Tobias is flying over the boardwalk when he sees a henna artist who clearly smokes way too much pot to be a Yeerk. He gets Ax, they morph human, and both get henna tattoos of Elfangor’s name. (Ax had previously expressed an admiration for the human tradition of commemorating a lost loved one by making markings on one’s body.) They know the tats will disappear when they demorph, but they’re both glad they did it. The artist asks how long they’ve been together, and Tobias says in a scandalized voice, “he’s my UNCLE!” Thus, Tobias succeeds in both of his goals: making Ax laugh, and reminding him he has family here on Earth. Honestly, the reminder doesn’t hurt Tobias either.

39. “You know, not all squirrels are like that,” Marco is fond of saying after a morph goes wrong.  “Not all termites are horrifying worker drones.”  Sometimes it’s, “You know, some of my best friends are fleas.”

  • It’s Cassie, however, who gets the last laugh out of that one.  «You know, Marco,» she says as they swim away from the wreckage of the helicopter, «Not all ants are like that, right?  I shouldn’t say that all ants are killers, right?»
  • Marco stares at her in silence while the others snicker, watching him war between the two impulses: to keep the joke going forever, and to express his honest hatred of ants.  
  • «Come on.»  And now Rachel has joined in on the teasing.  «You’re just going to let that kind of besmirching of the ant community stand?»  
  • «Okay, okay!»  Marco gives in.  «Ants suck.  Yes, all ants!»

40. “Our experts have examined the video extensively, and near as we can conclude, this footage is genuine and unedited,” the newscaster says.  “Given how viral this video has proven to be, with over two million views since it was posted to YouTube on Wednesday, everyone wants to know: is this footage proof that aliens exist?  Is this a publicity stunt for the upcoming Fantastic Beasts sequel?  Or, as one YouTube commenter asks, did a Smurf just have sex with a centaur?”

  • «Potential new ally?» Tobias suggests.  He’s already tapping out a search for the original video in his modified tablet.
  • Ax laughs.  «Of course not.  He’s crippled.  A vecol.  Useless.  We must respect the privacy of his isolation.»
  • “You know what?  Fuck that,” Marco snaps.  He shoves to his feet, posture tight with anger.  “Just… Fuck that,” he tells Ax.  “I have ADHD.  Attention Deficit whateverthefuck.  I take a pill every morning to help me function because my brain isn’t good enough to filter stimuli all by itself.  I got a fucking 135 on the world’s most boring IQ test and I’m still failing half my classes.  I’m a vecol.  You think I’m useless, huh?  You gonna start refusing to talk to me because of some bullshit about ‘respecting’ my ‘privacy’?  Huh?”
  • «That’s different,» Ax says.  «You’re not…»  He doesn’t seem to know how to finish that sentence.  
  • «If he’s an exception, I hope I am too,» Tobias says more gently.  «I got screened for anxiety disorders as a kid, and I guess we’ll never know if I qualify or not, ‘cause my aunt decided that doctors cost money and if the test said I needed one then she didn’t want to know about it.»
  • Ax doesn’t answer for a long time.  He doesn’t seem to know where to look.  
  • «Let’s go tell the others what we found.»  Tobias taps a button to send the video to himself.  «We can talk more about this later.»

MM4. Tobias flinches when his phone makes the small ping sound that means he has an alert.  The new kid is the easy target in every school on the planet.  He wonders what it’ll be this time: another Facebook post where the semi-anonymous account Toby IsALoser tags him in another meme about how he has to pay people for sex because the sight of his body would make any normal girl run away screaming, another unnamed Instagram ping telling him he should kill himself so that no one has to look at his stupid fat face anymore, another Snapchat image of a puddle of vomit with the caption “me when I think of you,” an email with the most disgusting gif anyone could find after a quick search…

  • It’s not, though.  It’s an invite to join a private Facebook group, called The Sharing, with several hundred local members.  Most of the names Tobias recognizes are cool older kids from the high school.  Intrigued, willing to trust for the moment that this isn’t some ridiculously elaborate prank, Tobias clicks “join.”  

41. Jake looks around at the enormous open field, concrete pitted with openings and low hovels of corrugated steel and rebar.  He can see for nearly half a mile in every direction before the smog makes it impossible, and the tallest things around are the hunched hork-bajir.  “Where are we?” he asks.

  • Cassie frowns.  “This?  Jake, this is downtown Manhattan.”
  • He gapes at her.  “What happened to it?”
  • “Tall buildings are targets for drone strikes,” she says casually, turning away.  “The only way to be safe was to go underground.”

42. Marco doesn’t bother going to the house of the guy who photographed them, nor does he try to catch the kid before he uploads the video anywhere.  Instead he waits for the image to appear on YouTube, then becomes the first commenter.  “Sweet manip!” he says.  “Is that Photoshop, or can you do that in free programs like Gimp?”

43.  “EarthIsOurs-dot-tumblr-dot-com?” Marco says incredulously.  “What does Taylor do there, post pictures of her pet taxxon?  Reblog plans for planetary domination?”

  • «Judging from her archive history, she’s had this blog for many years,» Ax says.  «She recently changed the domain name, but some of the content on here is from as early as 2008.»
  • Jake and Marco get caught up in debating with Cassie about what exactly to send to her, but Tobias just scrolls quietly through Taylor’s old posts.  She didn’t lie about being beautiful, he realizes, or about being popular.  There’s a long blank period in her tumblr account in mid-2014.  And then she posted one selfie—just one—after the fire.  
  • He can’t bring himself to read the names that the trolls call her, or the discussions about how much money they’d have to be paid to have sex with her.  But there’s no overlooking the suggestions that she kill herself.  The posts are too numerous, too vitriolic.  
  • “Every chick ever to wander onto the internet has gotten that crap,” Rachel says; clearly she’s been reading over his shoulder.  “She should’ve developed thick skin, not joined the Sharing.”
  • Tobias thinks of the Facebook page made at his old school just to discuss the fact that he’s a chubby zit-face, of the posts which eventually overwhelmed his Instagram with death threats.  «Yeah, I guess,» he says.

44.  It takes a long time for Cassie to get home from Australia, but at least they’re not too worried for most of that time; she texts them her location and a brief description of the insanity that landed her in the Outback as soon as she gets in contact with Yami’s family.

45.  “None of this makes any sense,” Peter says.  “I’m hallucinating, or you’re delusional, or else—”

  • Marco sets his phone in Peter’s lap. “Check the timestamp, Dad.  I took that six months ago.”
  • Peter stares at the phone for a long minute, and then slowly looks up at Marco.  At a clear loss for words, he tilts his head back toward the screen.
  • “I know.”  Marco laughs, the sound wet with tears.  “That blond wig looks terrible on her.  But it’s really her, Dad.  I swear.”

46. “So they’re going to get the U.S. embroiled in another war,” Marco says.  “And this one with a country that can actually fight back.”

  • «Seems like,» Tobias says.  «Only why bother with all the secrecy and political wrangling?  Why not just send a couple mean tweets to Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un?  That’d probably do the job just as well.»
  • “No, it wouldn’t.”  Jake runs a hand through his hair, looking around at them all.  “The yeerks need a total war.  Everything the U.S. and its allies can pull out, against everything China and its allies can muster.  Our military has gotten too used to sending drones to fight its wars, to ‘tactical strikes’ against insurgents.  If the yeerks want half the species annihilated, they have to do a lot more than poke a couple of egos.”

47. “News flash,” Marco says.  “Your average suburbanite ain’t gonna accept a seven-foot-tall alien for a neighbor.  You know the number of times my mom’s been asked for proof of citizenship before she was allowed to vote or cash a paycheck or buy a car?  How many times she’s been pulled over by cops while driving the speed limit with her seatbelt on?  And she’s a regular old human being.  Toby’s right—the hork-bajir have a whole other fight coming if we ever win the war.”  

48. Rachel feels the blood drain from her face when she opens the Facebook message and sees the name attached.  David’s Facebook account has been defunct for almost two years now; there’s no one left who would want or even be able to access it from the outside.  Should be no one.

  • Miss me? the message from David’s account says.
  • Who are you? she types with shaking fingers.  What do you want?
  • I know what you did.  I’m coming for you.  I’ve got friends all over the place and they’ll find you.  They’ll kill you.  Amazing the allies you can get, when you know where the bodies are kept.  On the internet, no one knows you’re a—
  • Rachel hits “block.”  She tells herself that the screaming nightmares she has all that night and into the next are the product of having a stressful life, she’s an Animorph for pete’s sake.
  • She doesn’t stop shuddering every time she gets a message for the next two weeks, but she never hears from whoever (It wasn’t David. It couldn’t have been.) it was ever again.

49.  They stagger away from yet another hopeless fight, all of them injured, half of them missing limbs or bleeding to death.  Dragging their damaged bodies behind the first dumpster they find, they demorph, remorph, and force their minds to focus long enough for the long flight home.  It’s only when Rachel is in owl morph, staring around the dimly lit alleyway, that she sees the security camera pointed directly at their location.  

  • «They must not check it that often,» Marco says without much hope.  «Or else they’d be out here already to come looking for us.»
  • «Doesn’t matter,» Tobias says harshly.  «It had a perfectly clear view of all your human faces.  And that building is owned by the yeerks.»
  • They all stare at each other in dull shock as the realization sinks in.  They always knew this moment was coming—they could only be so careful for so long—and yet, on some level each of them hoped it never would.  
  • «Take one more night to be with your families,» Jake says at last.  «We evacuate everyone in the morning.»
  • Jake loses his phone, again, somewhere amidst all the chaos.  This time around he doesn’t bother to replace it.  It’s not like his mom is going to be wondering where he is, not anymore.  

50.  “So,” Jake says, “this is going to sound crazy, but—”

  • “Aliens are invading the planet, and you’re the only kid terrorist who can stop them?” James suggests.  “We do have wifi up here, you know.  You’re Jake Berenson, right?  You’re all over the conspiracy theorists’ forums right now.”
  • “Um.”  Jake runs a hand through his hair, starts again.  “Yeah, pretty much.”
  • James nods.  “In that case, you’ve got thirty seconds to convince me your story’s not a load of crap before I call security.”  

51. Ax secures their wifi in something a billion times better-hidden than Tor.  With that reassurance, they all end up starting blogs.

  • Marco’s is a rambling string of wry comments about everything from the invasion to his parents’ science projects.  Sample post: “Insider source (aka my mom): Visser Three has morphed human and eaten AN ENTIRE BAG OF MARSHMALLOWS in one sitting, ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION.  Pass it on!”
  • Jake’s is the place that people go to find out how they can help, and to get his reassurance that the help means something.  Sample post: “As Barack Obama says, ‘We the people recognize that we have responsibilities as well as rights; that our destinies are bound together; that a freedom without a commitment to others is unworthy of our founding ideals, and those who died in their defense.’  This fight will never be over just as long as we keep supporting each other.  I can’t tell you how grateful I am to you all for the KickStarter donations.”
  • Rachel’s has beauty tips for the American girl on the run, light and self-deprecating enough that you often don’t notice the undercurrent of desperation.  Sample post: “If you want to be able to look at yourself in the mirror, try fixing your hair using reflective surfaces such as pots, ponds, or pieces of Bug fighter wreckage.  Alternately, just say ‘fuck it’ and never look at yourself again.”
  • Cassie’s tells people how to stay safe, and how to keep their environments safe as well.  Sample post: “Everyone please remember, it’s important to stock enough food and water for family pets as well as humans when retreating to an apocalypse bunker!”
  • Tobias’s has a lot of good-natured grumbling about everyday life in the valley.  Sample post: “In other news, my girlfriend’s mom is currently arguing with the smartest being on the face of the planet about where to put the new latrine facilities.  Sorry Naomi, but my money’s on Toby.”
  • Ax’s has a lot of food reviews, of course, but again there’s that undercurrent of desperation, almost like he’s trying to convince someone else (or maybe even himself) that humans are worth saving.  Sample post: “Marco assures me that there are no less than 23 distinct flavors contained within every sip of Dr. Pepper.  Just think of the years of experimentation and innovation it must have required to produce a drink which can inspire 23 different reactions from human taste buds, all at the same time.  Truly inspired genius.”

52. They run drills upon drills for what to do in case of a drone strike.  Using any morphs they have that can dig or build—mole, taxxon, elephant, beaver—the Animorphs create an extensive network of tunnels and shelters, posting guards at all times to keep their eyes on the sky.  The hork-bajir valley doesn’t show up on satellite imagery, which they only know thanks to Peter’s definitely-illegal fact-gathering missions on the darkweb, but they don’t know for sure whether an overhead camera would be subject to the same strange perceptual distortions they all experience when flying there as birds.  They nearly lose their precious secrecy when Naomi sends several emails from her work account, claiming she’s being held hostage and asking anyone who will listen to come rescue her.  Eva generates a hasty follow-up from the same account asking people to ignore “the prank that I now realize was in poor taste,” but none of them are sure it worked for the next several days.  

53. Rachel makes one last post on her nearly-extinct Instagram account.  This time the scrap of paper she uses appears to be torn from the back of a food label, but the penciled script is as intricate as ever.  It reads “Who wants to live forever? —Freddie Mercury, 1986”  

54. After it’s all over, Tobias retreats, he hides, but he keeps a thread of communication open.  Cassie shoots him an email with the subject line “Hawk patient with intermittent aggression and lethargy—any idea what could be causing it?”  Marco sends him idiotic memes that now feature the Animorphs’ names and faces.  Ax asks for constant updates on the new wing of Taco Bell being built downtown, and repays the favor by leaking confidential information about the search for the Blade ship.

  • And then he gets one of the stranger emails he’s ever received.  It’s an offer of a full legacy scholarship to Harvard University (which has just found the means to explain some inconsistencies in the records of one “Alan Fangor,” who graduated in the ‘80s) in exchange for Tobias teaching one class per semester on any subject of his choice.  He agrees, with the stipulation that all his classes be online.
  • The resultant course (Ornithology 442: An Insider’s Perspective) is like nothing the students who participate have ever seen before.  Tobias will write out rambling treatises on Why Blue Jays Suck or All the Ways Hawks Are Superior to Eagles with a thought-speak-to-text recorder.  He’ll deliver online lectures from a shaky webcam pointed into a nonspecific tree, occasionally wandering off for hours at a time to go hunting.  Students who ask him personal questions about Rachel get regurgitated mouse skeletons Fed-Exed to their campus mailboxes.  Essays that don’t demonstrate much effort get feedback such as “even I can tell this sucks and I have a seventh-grade education” or “my grandmother could make better sentences than this AND SHE’S AN ANDALITE WHO DOESN’T SPEAK ENGLISH.”  Assignments include “find one bird fact in a textbook and explain why it’s a load of crap” or “go film a Boston pigeon until it does something interesting, I dare you.”
  • Nevertheless, enrollment is so popular that Harvard has a three-year waiting list and charges students an extra $500 just to sign up.  When Tobias finds out about the extra fee, he promptly video-calls the Intrepid, gives Ax remote access to his computer, and explains why he needs Ax to convert the course illegally to a MOOC.  Harvard University fires him for breach of contract; Yale hires him on that very same afternoon.  

part 1 here 

Gardienne didn’t just lose her family and friends when she drank the potion. She also lost her entire culture.

Nobody can understand her references anymore. She is in a world with its own history, codes and culture that she doesn’t know anything about. I’m pretty sure Eldarya’s culture is interesting and I think there are similarities between Eldarya’s culture and the human world’s culture but it’s still sad to think about what Gardienne will never get to experience ever again.

That one movie she wanted to see. That one song she loved that she’ll never listen to again. That one book she wanted to finish but she’ll never get to see the end.

There’s evidences that some of the stories from the human world that Gardienne thought were fictionnals happened on Eldarya. But these are old stories, almost legends. I’m talking about the recent stuff.

She happily shared some of her culture with Chrome, when she introduced him to Harry Potter. But will she continue to do it now that it may brings her nothing but sorrow ? She can’t even mention her parents without crying ! What about all the other things that reminds her of the human world ?

Do they celebrate christmas on Eldarya ? Or any kind of religious festival ? Are there any important date they celebrate ?

Gardienne is human. By drinking the potion, she lost this human side of her. The only thing that she was holding onto in a world that doesn’t make sense to her. She really needs to mourn the loss of this human side !

She is missing a part of her identity now. An identity that was already fragilized when she learned that she was also half faery. Who is Gardienne now without her human side ?

Miiko can erase Gardienne from the memories of her loved ones and say that she feels more “eldaryan” all she wants, Gardienne is not and will never be from Eldarya. You can’t just force someone to adapt to a culture. The word “homesick” exists for a reason. But now she doesn’t even have a home anymore. They took everything that made her who she was and now they expect her to just forgive them ??? I don’t even know who am I anymore, leave me alone !!

Bts scenario: jealous sex *request*

 RM:

Namjoon stood there, tongue in cheek as he eyed you from the door frame. A harmless family dinner turned a little wrong. He watched you from afar as you laughed and joked with jin, he saw how when jin told you one of his silly dad jokes, you’d place your hand on his shoulder as you laughed.

namjoon raised an eyebrow before coming over and swiftly taking you away from jin “Are you kidding me?” He’d mutter as he dragged you into his dorm, you gasped in surprise as he pinned you up the wall. “Whats wrong baby?” you asked in shock, however he didn’t answer, he just latched his lips onto yours. “You were so flirting with jin, right infront of me!” He’d hiss in the kiss, making you gasp. he began practically ripping off your clothes, and sucking harshly on your neck.

“Jin can’t make you feel good like i do”

Originally posted by slapmon

Jin:

You were sat on Jin’s lap, texting with Jungkook. he leaned over your shoulder slightly to spy on what you were texting. he saw how you were joking around and sending emojis to eachother, he talked about wanted to take you bowling. you feel Jin wrap his arms around you. “i’m not letting you go bowling with Jungkook, baby, you’re my girlfriend not yours”. you giggle in response, not taking him seriously. as you go to accept Jungkook’s offer her grabs your phone “I’m serious, you’re not going” his tone dropped, you turned to face him. his eyes didn’t leave you as his face had gotten serious. “Are you jealous?” you taunted, you smiled as you got off his lap and made your way to the bedroom. what you didn’t know was that he followed you. he followed you not the bedroom, slamming the door behind you both.

“Don’t taunt me princess, it’ll turn out worse for you”

Originally posted by fawnave

Suga:

It was movie night with you and the other boys. Suga didn’t like you around the other guys much. but agreed to movie night. instead on sat on his lap as usual, you were sat on the floor next to jimin. the movie you were watching, a comedy, had you and jimin in fits of laughter, you laughed a little too much and placed your head on jimins shoulder as you were both hysterical. jungkook, or jungshook at this moment, looked over to suga to see him tongue in cheek, clearly not impressed. you carried on giggling until you couldn’t anymore. after the movie was finished, you and the boys went to bed. suga had barely spoken to you all night. as you were getting ready for bed in his dorm. he just sat on the bed, paying no attention to you. “Are you mad at me or something?” you asked, getting no response, you walked over to him in the very sheer night gown you always wore, the one he bought you, and sat on his lap.“Yoongiii, answer me” you pouted, he looked up at you. “go talk with Jimin” he raised an eyebrow. you were taken aback. “but id rather talk to you, I’m yours baby”. and  that’s when he snapped. latching his lips onto yours and taking off your night gown.

“And I’m going to make you remember that” he muttered.

Originally posted by sugagifs

J-hope:

You and all the boys were backstage as they were getting ready for the next show. Jhope was getting his makeup retouched as you were talking with tae. you were both playing a dumb game on your phone. you were leaning over tae watching his gameplay, however you failed to notice jhope contently staring at you through the mirror. you didnt, but tae did. “I think you should get off of me, Hoseok doesn’t seem happy”. you looked at your boyfriend to see him with a serious look on his face before getting off tae.

you cleared your throat and just sat next to him. as it was time for them to perform their last song, you watched your boyfriends fancam on the monitor, his face was down the whole performance, he didn’t seem to be happy in the slightest. you worried that maybe he got the wrong idea from you and tae, has his last girlfriend left him for another man, you knew about these certain insecurities.

when the show was over, you decided to wait in his dorm for him to come back

he came back, bare faced and sweaty. “So i saw you cuddling up to tae earlier, is he better than me? ” he stressed, i furrowed my eyebrows at him as he walked towards you, he pinned you up the wall, slipping his hand into your panties. “Would tae be able to make you feel good like this, kitten?” He’d hiss. you’d shake you head as you whined “Good, on the bed, all fours baby”

Originally posted by ngocanne

Jimin:

It didn’t take much to make Jimin jealous, you knew this all too well, you were playing a random dance game with jhope, it was all fun and games until bae bae by bigbang played. it was the dance break too, meaning you had to get close to jhope as you moved your hips from side to side on him. jimins face dropped, he hated when you touched the other members or when the other members touched you, even if it was innocent. the game ended and you were sweating afterwards thats when he pulled you aside. “Well me and y/n are going back now. she seems a little tired haha” he’d smile. but his smile would soon fade the second you were away from the boys. “you know i dont like the other boys touching you like that” he’d murmur, out of all the boys, jimin would be the most emotional. “you still love me right?” hed ask, sitting you on his lap in the bedroom. “ofcourse i do” you’d mutter back. his eyes would darken and he’d smirk.

“Prove it, baby” He’d say before locking lips with you.

Originally posted by jiminrolls

Taehyung:

You’d been with namjoon all day, helping him come up with a new song. taehyung waited for you to return to his dorm. but it was after hours and you still hadn’t returned. he was getting angrier by the minute. but he kept shaking it of, knowing you wouldn’t do anything with namjoon. he looked up at the clock, it was 12PM, by this time he’d had enough. he went over to namjoon’s dorm. when he opened the door, he was mad. he saw you watching funny videos with namjoon, laughing with him. “Y/n, don’t you think it’s a little late?” he muttered as he glared at you. you checked the time on your phone. you didn’t realize it was so late. “ah, hes right, see you later namjoonie-oppa” that was the cherry on the cake. he hated you calling other boys oppa. you knew this ofcourse, that’s why you did it. you walked infront of tae has he quickly followed. “y/n what was that all about huh?” you just smiled and carried on walking. “y/n?” “Y/N!” he grabbed your shoulder and pulled you to face him. “dont ignore your boyfriend and dont call other boys oppa, i’m your oppa”. you pulled him a little closer to whisper in his ear. “there’s a difference between oppa and daddy” you softly whispered. he practically pushed you into his dorm and onto the bed, smiling.

“You’re still getting your spankies, baby”

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Jungkook:

you, jungkook and suga were playing video games. “hold on im gonna go to the toilet, dont start without me” jungkook said before leaving. a few minutes later you and sugah ad gotten bored of waiting and decided to quickly start a game. a few minutes later you lost to suga “ah oppa! you should’ve let me win i’m a girl!” you whine. “oppa?” you heard a voice say. you looked behind you to see jungkook glaring at you from the door frame. “i think ill go” suga muttered before leaving. “first i tell you not to start the game without me, and then you call another man oppa?” he mutters, walking over to you. “i’m sor-” you go to apologize, but you were cut off when jungkook replaced your words with his lips.

“i’ll teach you who your oppa is”

Originally posted by jjks

Request

imagine being with harry and you are at like a gathering with your family and he keeps referring to you as your bedroom name (kitten, petal, etc) in front of your family but they dont realize whats going on and when you get home its crazy wHAT HAVE I DONE please do a smut like this

It’s probably embarrassing for you first because you think that your family will get it but after a few times of hearing “kitten” by him, using his sexy deep voice which he usually use just while he fucks you, you’re getting angry. It’s having this kind of influence on you that you keep staring at the table and not talking to anyone because you can feel how wet you are. It’s making you so horny and you’re starting to imagine some things that you shouldn’t because every member of your family is wondering why are your cheeks so red.

In the car you’re quite and you don’t do anything still because you want to give it back to him as bad as you can.

But when you get home you go first to your bedroom where there’s a lot of your lingeries. You undress your summer dress but keep your heels on your legs because you know how much they turn him on.

“Babe” he shouts from whatever in the house he is.

You don’t say anything in return and stay in front of the mirror, still checking how you look. You don’t hide how much you love your body and this is what he likes so much about you. You’re confident enough to take his compliments.

“Babe” he shouts again.

You decide to keep silence and the results are soon standing in front of the door, eyes popping up from his eye holes and lip bit.

“What, Harry?” You ask with an innocent voice and you start walking to him. “Need help with something?”

“Umm…” he starts but he’s unable to continue because your hand is on his a crotch now.

“Need help with making me wet while we’re meeting my family and having dinner? Or with calling me kitten in front of every single one of them? I think you already did both. So what do you need help with?” you whisper in his ear.

“Stop, pet, you’re getting yourself in trouble right now. Get dressed and go brush your teeth.”

His voice is husky and you can feel how hard he is even trough his jeans. But he deserves it so you move your hand under his boxers and get on your toes to kiss him.

“What do you think for a blowjob with a lot of teasing?” you ask.

“And what do you think of getting your butt spanked?”

His fingers tingle in your hair and tug slightly but enough for you so you can’t reach his mouth.

“Please…” You beg, biting your lip and making him angrier while he looks at your underwear. “Daddy.”

Calling him like that is the last drop of the cup and he pushes you to the bed. You try to kiss him again but this time is unsuccessful too and you end up lying on his lap, waiting for your punishment even tough he was the annoying one.

“Count” he demands and his hand rubs your ass cheeks before smacking them.

“One” you say, wondering how many of them are you going to get.

He slaps you again, this time harder.

“Two.”

He get rid of your panties and you can hear him smell them.

“Always tasting so fucking sweet.” He says before his hand smack your ass again.

“Three.” You moan, reaching down for you clit.

“What are you doing?” He asks you and his hand freezes on your ass.

You remove you hand and put it back down on the bed.

“Nothing” you say, trying to avoid what is coming.

“Tell me, babygirl, what are you doing”

“Nothing” you repeat.

He smacks you one more time, the hardest of all times before and rub your cheeks, squeezing them hard.

“If you tell me now, i won’t spank you with my belt.”

“Just… Touching my clit.” You try to explain.

“Fine” he says, lifting you up and starting to undress himself. “You want pleasure, i’ll give it to you. But i’m warning you - you won’t be able to sit in the next three days.”

You bite your lip as you see his cock, amazed of his length like every single of the hundreds times you saw it.

“C-Can i ride you?” you ask, wanting to take control just for once.

“Sounds like a good idea, kitten, but not this time. I’m going to destroy your little wet pussy now. Get on yout knees and turn to face the wall.”

You do as he say so and soon you can feel his cock rubbing at your entrance.

“Please” you beg him and you almost reach down to touch yourself because you can’t wait anymore.

“Please what?” He asks, his hand smacking your ass.

“Please, daddy.”

As soon as the words fall of your mouth his cock is deep in you and he’s trusting rough. His fingers are tingled in your hair once again and his grip is causing you slight pain in the scalp every time he trusts in you.

“Tell me what you want.”

“Touch my clit” you beg, almost reaching heaven.

“Kitten, you’re so needy for me. I like it.” he says as he starts rubbing slow circles on your clit and soon you both reach your orgasms.

“Fuck.” You say as he lies next to you in the bed, exhausted.

“Yeah, imma fuck you all night, don’t worry.” He says with a cocky smile and sits up, finally kissing you.

Feed the Belly

Dean x Reader

Summary: You’re pregnant and Dean’s being super caring. Sadly, this also means he’s cooking healthy, nutritious food for you and the baby. All the healthy food, for months. Until you’ve had enough. 

Word Count: 1100+

Munch. Munch. Munch.

You were stuffing your face with cookies, and ice cream, and pizza. Yes, all three of those. Yes, at the same time.

Sure, a few months ago you would have judged something like this as disgusting, super unhealthy, a great recipe for a heart disease… But, after countless weeks of kale, cabbage, spinach, carrots, lean meat, and lentils… you just didn’t care anymore. You wanted all the junk food, now.

The pregnancy book was staring at you from the table, and you stared back, glared even as your lips wrapped around a spoon of chocolate ice-cream. Take this, you stupid book.

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Mai Literally Helped Her Father Try to Assassinate Zuko, Plain and Simple. The Proof is in the Pudding: Response to Argument Mai “Just Made a Mistake”.

No, it is 100% not that simple. What Mai did is considered aiding and abetting in an assassination attempt and the highest form of treason in the form of aiding and abetting by silence and withholding information, and lying to the head of state. In 2017 in the United States, you could be executed if you did this to the president. There is nothing to “twist” or “misinterpret”. She literally helps her dad in his assassination attempts. Let’s begin.

Here, we see that Ukanako, Mai’s father, has the full intention of murdering Zuko. The comic beats around the bush a bit with the outright phrase of murder, but “remove Zuko not only from the throne, but from the face of the earth” is a pretty damn good allusion to fucking murder. They not only want to murder Zuko, Mai’s dad wants to put Ozai back on the throne, you know, Zuko’s abuser. Kei Lo knows all this, and informs Mai. 

Mai also berates Zuko throughout the comic. She believes and spreads the lie that Zuko is turning into his father, his worst fear in the world, which… Mai should know about, but she probably told him to shut up when he tried to let her in a bit. 

Even Ty Lee defends Zuko. Ty Lee knows Zuko better than Mai. I do not understand how they got back together, and it thoroughly disgusts me. There’s also the fact that Mai is literally exploiting an innocent guy, leading him on to think she loves him when he loves her deeply, and using him entirely with no remorse, and again, no having to own up to any of her mistakes as she’s painted pretty flawless. 

Mai knows full damn well all her dad’s up to. She should have told Zuko then and there about it. If she loved him for real, it wouldn’t matter they broke up. She’d have told him instantly. If not even for Zuko, for the nation, but she thinks Zuko is Ozai too, and in the TV series, she sees nothing wrong with Ozai’s reign! She calls Zuko a traitor for going against Ozai!!!! 

Ukanako was not fucking around, either. Look at this. He was fucking killing them all. Kiyi, Ursa, Iroh, and Ikem are all in there too. Mai witnessed all of this. She KNOWS the ENTIRE TIME she CHOOSES to keep quiet and LIE that Ukanako is currently attempting to MURDER ZUKO. She knows this as a FACT. This is how she aids and abets Ukanako. She lies for him, keeps his secret, knowing that he is attempting to kill Zuko. That is direct support of him because her speaking up would save Zuko’s life, and her silence could and would have killed him and possibly his family. It’s basic cause and effect. I’m not twisting anything. Mai knows Ukanako is trying to kill Zuko the whole triglogy, Mai says nothing to Zuko, Mai helps her father, Mai thinks highly of him. What… the fuck?

There she is, admitting to her father she thinks Zuko is a bad person and lackluster leader and implying she believes that means he is worthy of being fucking killed. She lies to Kei Lo about it, who knows this shit is fucked up, and Zuko shouldn’t die. Mai however, has no morality at all, and gives no fucks thtat her dad just ran off to kill ZUKO LATER. Not only does she consequently cause Zuko’s potential death, she LET HIM GO. She had her father right there, could have arrested him, but she choose ZUKO’S DEATH, LET ME REPEAT THAT, HIS MURDER– ASSASSINATION, ALSO END OF FIRE NATION PEACE WHEN THE NOS ALSO PUTS OZAI BACK ON THE THRONE– BY FREEING HER DAD. HOW DO YOU PEOPLE DEFEND THIS FUCKING SHIT??? MAI IS LITERALLY FUCKING EVIL IN THE COMICS. SHE’S NOT JUST AN ABUSIVE GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE. SHE IS  FUCKIN EVIL. 

Here is Mai, committing literal treason and contributing to Zuko’s untimely death. She lies to Zuko’s face about it when he KNOWS. It was bad enough she was lying through omission, but this is just sick. Ukanako is trying to kill Zuko like… right this second??? Kei Lo knows it’s fucked up, but he is also getting fucked over by ~perfect~ Mai. This is literally inexcusable and unforgivable… but… the writers excuse it? And, they dont even make Mai sorry…?

“Instead of me, Mom, and Auntie taking care of Tom-Tom, I’m gonna let my murderous dad do it… after he murders Zuko, and restores Ozai back on the throne, you know, that dude who tried to commit mass genocide on the world’s largest city! Get with it, Kei Lo!”

Here she goes again, calling Zuko a shit person, whilst she lets an attempted and CURRENTLY ATTEMPTING murder walk free. Okay.

Finally, and only because TOM TOM COULD BE SAVED FROM THIS, does she admit it. She DOES NOT admit it for ZUKO. Don’t get that confused. She does it for Tom Tom. She still doesn’t give a fuck her dad was trying to kill Zuko this whole time. And, does Mai offer an apology? Get on her knees and beg him not to try her for high treason and execute her? Sob? That’s what one would think… right?

Nope. Not even a single “I’m sorry”, that comes from FUCKING ZUKO. She never says sorry for LYING ABOUT HER DAD TRYING TO MURDER HIM, AND SETTING HIM FREE, CONSEQUENTLY GETTING KIDS KIDNAPPED TOO. SHE AIN’T EVEN SORRY. She comes up with excuses. She twists the blame onto Zuko for not instantly apologizing. She YELLS AT HIM SECONDS AFTER HER CONFESSION THAT SHOULD GET ANY MOTHERFUCKER ARRESTED AT THE LEAST. 

And, in the end… the guy who tried multiple times to kill the man she marries and his family is “brave”. Mai is a fucking villain and psycho in this. 

There is no excuse for this except for Mai’s flippant excuses about her assistance in assassination attempts. This maiko ship is a fucking trainwreck. I don’t GET the defense of it in the comics especially. It’s IN YOUR FACE that she TRIED TO KILL ZUKO WITH HER DAD. SHE CONSPIRED MURDER!!!! AGAINST THE OTHER HALF OF YOUR ZUMAI OTP!!!! WHAT???? 

There is no arguing this. It’s CANON that Mai tried to help her dad kill Zuko. It’s all there in black and white. REad it and weep. 

Boyfriend!RENJUN

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NCT Boyfriend!Series [Boyfriend!Renjun]

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  • at first renjun would be kinda shy w you
  • like he didn’t really wanna mess anything up so for the first few months of dating it was kinda awkward
  • by awkward i mean he’d literally be like “ok what now” after asking you out..he’D BE CONFUSED LIKE IT FELT THE SAME AS BEING UR FRIEND
  • so gradually he would start initiating stuff like holding ur hand and cuddling
  • but like w hand holding he’d sometimes just get the urge to grab ur hand but if ur around the dreamies and ur watching movies, he’d prob grab a blanket and ‘pretend’ ur sharing it but use it as an excuse to hold ur hand lol
  • ok so one day he’s at school and u come in late bc u overslept/was sick last night but either way u werent in the mood 
  • and hIS HEAD WOULD SNAP WHEN U SIT DOWN!! he’d be like “omg y/n r u okay??? why didn’t u tell me!! i was worried” 
  • so he would forge a note from ur parents giving u an excuse to skip class and slides it under ur book so u can leave class and when u do he’d come out 3 mins later saying he said he needs the bathroom
  • and then u would vent to him about why u were in a bad mood and he’d feel soOOO bad and he wouldnt know what to do so he would just snake his arms around ur waist and hold u close
  • but bare in mind this is like the first proper/public time he initiated skinship 
  • so u guys were just hugging…in the hallway…for a few mins
  • and he pulls away and is like “i love you so much y/n” and would peck ur lips and you would be like “more than moomin?” with a goofy smile on ur face
  • which was a mistake

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Wicked

Characters: AJ Styles x OFC

Warnings: NSFW, cheating, adultery, influence of alcohol, age gap. If you don’t like this sort of thing don’t read.

Summary: The recent events in AJ’s life have been causing a great amount of stress and he feels like he has nobody to turn to. He also finds something inappropriate that the babysitter left behind and fed up with everything, has to have a little talk with her.

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The Party

Sirius Black x Reader

My heart was beating faster and faster as we walked into the family home of the Blacks. I glanced nervously at the crowd .

Purebloods.

I hated these pureblood parties that my parents dragged me to. They were excrutiatingly boring, and so dull. The pureblood families got together every now and then to brag about their riches and accomplishments. Boring stuff. And it was another excuse for parents to find suitable brides and grooms for their children.

My eyes went through the crowd of people, searching for just one face.

Eventhough I shouldnt be doing that.

Its been over a month since I last saw him, and we had had an awful fight  before vacation began. He didnt even write to me. And his silence just drove me mad.

I found myself in the huge dining room. The long table was laid out with lots of food, and people were already sitting around it, talking and eating.

Thats when I saw him.

Sitting at the table, with a bored expression. Leaning back lazily on his chair. He saw me and sat up straight, running his fingers through his silky black hair.

“Y/N ! Come on now !”

My mother’s sudden appearence startled me. I stood staring at her with a hand against my chest.

“What is it, dear ? ” she asked, seeing my expression.

“You scared me, Mum !” I said, as she took my hand and led me towards the table.

Most of the seats were taken, except for one where my mother sat, and two others on either sides of Him.

Sirius Black had that smirk on his face now. He knew I will have to sit next to him.

“Sit !” Mum urged me, as I hesitated.

This is going to be a long night, I thought as I walked up to the empty seat and sat. He looked at me, and I just gave a nod of acknowledgment.

Sirius and I were pretty close. We were very much inseparable. We have been together for 3 years now, and he still gave me butterflies in my stomach.

We had quite a nasty fight about a month before school closed for summer. I happened to see a Ravenclaw girl pushing him against a wall like she owned him, and trying to kiss him. I was way beyond jealous, and we got into a fight. I knew it wasnt him who did anything. But I  didnt see him pushing her away either. I was just too heartbroken to reason with anything. And we havent spoken since. He tried while at school. But I didnt give in.

I tried my best, but I just couldnt resist sneaking glances at him. Both of us played with our food. I took ocassional bites to satisfy my mother, who was eyeing me from across the table.

Just as I was about to put the spoon to my mouth, I felt his hand on my knee. I dropped my spoon and it hit the plate with a loud clang. Several guests looked up at me, and Mum was glowering.

“Alright there, sweetheart ?” she asked in a sickly sweet tone.

I nodded, and I felt his fingers tighten around my knee. I bit my lip, not knowing what to do. I grabbed my goblet and took a big sip of water.

His hand slid up.

Thank god for the elaborate and frilly table cloth !

“Sirius, dont you dare !” I hissed at him, swatting his hand away.

He smirked again.

An old wizard sitting next to Sirius’ father Orion Black, asked him something. Sirius turned to face him, and spoke. His fingers were still stroking my thigh, and it was sending shivers down my spine. I put a hand over his, and squeezed it, to stop his fingers from moving. He continued talking with the man, as his fingers slowly intertwined with mine.

I missed this boy. I missed the way he touched me, and said my name. I missed everything about him.

As I felt a heaviness in my heart, he moved his hand again. My stomach did flips at that. I knew this wont go well here.I held his hand again, and moved it away from my leg.

I got up.

Excusing myself, I almost ran out of the dining room.

It was my first time in his house, so I didnt know where to go. I just went up the stairs, and found a door that opened into a small balcony. I stood, with my hands on the railings, breathing heavily.

I didnt know how I managed without him for this long. I couldnt do it anymore. I needed him. I needed Sirius Black.

Just as tears began to sting my eyes, I felt a pair of arms around my waist, and Sirius’ scent filled my nostrils. He pulled me against his firm chest, kissing the back of my neck. I just held his hands to me tightly, not wanting him to let go.

“You’re bad Sirius Black” I said.
“You’re so bad”

“Im sorry, Princess” he said, and turned me around to face him.

“Forgive me”

He leaned forward to kiss me, and he lifted me off the floor. I pulled away, hearing some footsteps.

“Someone will see us ” I said, looking over his shoulder.

“Come on” Sirius said, taking my hand.

We ran up the stairs. And he opened a door, pulling me in with him. And I immediately knew it was his room.
Before I could actually take a look at it, he pushed me against his door, and kissed me again.

“Owww” I said against his lips, making him laugh. He moved his lips down to my neck.

“Sirius ! Our parents are downstairs !” I said, pushing him away.

“So what ?!” he said, grabbing me again.

“No !!” I said as he came forward again.

He stopped, and pouted.

“Where have you been ? Did you even bother to write to me ?!” I asked.

“Im sorry Y/N!” Sirius said, looking defeated. “I didnt know what to do ! You wouldnt even look at me ! Besides, homes been hell -”

I knew what it was like for him, and I felt bad for being so hard on him.

“Please, Y/N?” Sirius said, takng my hand in his, and kissing it.

“I missed you, idiot” I said, hugging him.

Sirius smiled and pressed his lips to mine again. His hands arms came around my waist, pulling me closer to him.

“I love you, baby” he said, kissing my nose.
“I love you too ” I said, smiling.

                               * * *

I stood in front of his mirror, fixing my hair, as he sat, watching me.

He strolled towards me slowly, with a sad look on his face.

“ I dont want you to leave” he said, standing behind me, with his hands on my waist. “Lets run away”

I turned around and kissed his cheek,laughing.

“We might have to” I said, and put on my shoes.

“Just a month more till school starts” I said, and went to the door. “Love you, Black”

                                * * *

“Where have you been, Y/N !” Mum hissed as she saw me.

“Umm…bathroom” I said, shrugging.

“Come here ! There is something important” said Mum, grabbing my arm and leading me into the dining area.

“Found her, have you ?” Walburga Black was speaking to my Mum.

“This is her” Mum said, giving me a little push.

“Hmm” Walburga said, as she touched my cheek, trying to bring out a smile. “She is perfect !”

I stood staring at Sirius’ mother.

“Ah ! There ! SIRIUS !” she bellowed, making me jump. I turned to see Sirius looking at us with wide eyes.

I was sweating now. Shit, have they found out about us ?!, I thought, my heart racing.

Sirius came to us slowly. He looked at me cautiously.

“Mary, I hope you’ve met my son before, Sirius ” Walburga said, and Mum nodded, smiling at Sirius.

I felt another hand on my shoulder, and turned to find my Dad, smiling down at me. Why were they all so happy ?

“I think its time to tell them, Orion.” He said. Sirius’ father nodded and looked at his wife.

“Well, we have decided to join the Y/L/N and the Black family ” Walburga began. “And as the two of you are so well suited for eachother…”

Sirius and I stood frozen.

Is this for real ?!

“The wedding will be soon after your education at Hogwarts is complete !” Mum added happily, smiling at Walburga.

Sirius and I exchanged glances, still unable to react.

Walburga came forward to hug me.

“Welcome to the family, Y/N” she said, struggling to bring about a smile.

Sirius finally smiled as my parents embraced him.

“I think this is great !” Mum exclaimed. “We have so much to do now !!”

Just as our parents began their own conversations, Sirius looked at me.

“I cant believe it ” I said.

He laughed.

I had to join in. Sirius put his arm aound me, kissing my forhead.

Maybe this wasnt such a bad party, after all.