i dont even know my own buttons

anonymous asked:

wow you're really freaking out about this lmao

jesus fucking christ do you even know how much time i put into making my gifs????? i dont click a button on photoshop it takes HOURS so yeah im pissed that someone stole it and claimed it as their own oh my god

dont sell yourself short (Pt.1)

you know all those cheesy dating site adverts where they tell you that your biggest flaw could be what someone loves? take notes.

so this may be helpful to brown/black SBs when online, but I’ve only just done it so you can try it if you like.

so i made a second profile on SA - choose your desired site - https://itsnecolbitchtips.tumblr.com/post/143458061727/list-of-websites

I went all out, exploiting my most noticeable features; big eyes, black/caribbean slim, and i have so many wigs i could set up my own shop.  

stay with me, theres a logic to this.

racism is everywhere, and some profiles specifically exclude black women, but where some men dont like it, others love it! its not like you can hide it so why not exploit it, play on fetishes, get into the mind of an SD and what would come to mind when seeing your chocolate self. Even me being an SB i know what i like, i hit the follow button so fast if you have the keywords - brown, black or UK sb.  and after reading this http://mochadream-x.tumblr.com/post/144500217079/londonsbrownsugar-mochadream-x and http://sugarbrownbabydoll.tumblr.com/post/144574298782/sbabyontherise-sugarbrownbabydoll I’m exploiting being caribbean as well, why not lol.

this can be for other girls, ladies exploit your races, you can’t hide it so embrace it and make it a selling point

having big eyes has turned into a blessing with the connotations of innocence, naivety, bambi eyes or doe eyes. Pick your best or noticeable feature and highlight it even more like you do with makeup!

dont lie about your weight or use pictures from years ago. You’re fat, thick, skinny WORK IT there are some amazing ladies and posts on here that have clothing/ bodyshape advice (cant find it right now but tag/ link some(one)) with confidence and knowing yourself and your body comes a surreal beautiful aura that attracts those that deserve you. Again, you cant hide it for ever so exploit it!

back to my black babies; with wigs comes fantasy “I could be whoever you want ;)” with natural hair/protective styles comes standing out, i’ve seen alot of posts about men wanting a women who contrasts against white girls or any other races which is most obvious with our natural hair. Logic: for culture appropriation to occur they must love how “ethnic” we look, so again exploit it  and if you have weave pleeeease make sure no tracks are showing, leave out is blended, and hair is atleast not stiff on dates.

EXPLOIT YOU’RE BEST AND WORST FEATURES. TURN EVERYTHING INTO A SELLING POINT

anonymous asked:

Seriously? You're begging for money on tumblr for cosplaying. I would get it if you were desperately trying to get a job and on the verge of losing your hone but this is just ridiculous and pathetic.

did you even read anything i wrote?

LITERALLY NOTHING IS BEING SPENT ON COSPLAY

IM NOT WORKING ON COSPLAY

I NEED MONEY FOR GAS

TO DRIVE MY CAR TO SCHOOL

IM FINDING A JOB

IVE BEEN FILLING OUT APPLICATIONS NON STOP

I CANT EVEN DRIVE BECAUSE IM BROKE

if people want receipts on what im spending, thats fine because it would literally all go to gas for my car, i dont know if people know this but im not rich, im not even middle class, im lower class, my in debt broke mother (who isnt even working because she just recently broke her leg) cannot support me when she has my sister to support, we have no money, i have no money. i live in a shitty neighborhood and i drive a shitty beat down two door car thats close to breaking down, so okay ill say it, im struggling, i always have been. but right now i need just a little money, im not asking for hundreds of dollars, i need like $20 just to get through this week, FIVE DOLLARS WOULD EVEN HELP 

thats literally all im asking

when i get back on my feet and start making money THEN WITH MY OWN HARD WORKING MONEY WILL I BE WORKING ON COSPLAY

if you want to donate you can donate here 

(please note that it says cosplay donations but i made this donate button way before i actually needed money and i dont know how to change it)