i dont even know

in Finland when you’re 15 you’re allowed to drive a number of vehicles and they’re basically all embarrassing in one way or another

first off there’s the most important one, mopo (imma call it mopo bc it’s a cute word mofos finnish is cute)

mopo’s are the favourites of boys and juveniles. if you want a criminal record the easiest way is to get a mopo and follow your heart. it’s illegal to ride with passenger(s) but mopo owners don’t give a shit. mopo’s are also very small and bigger people look ridiculous on them but mopo owner’s don’t give a shit. they’re so cool with their criminal records. it’s also a tradition to make mopos faster so they’re way over the limitations and then get caught by the police.

then there’s the “smarter version” aka scooter

scooters are more common with girls and city bastards (damn you city bastards you’re lame) and they’re usually ugly like the one above because if you have a cool retro scooter you’re probably weird or have a personality and make too much of a statement, you just wanna be trendy but not too trendy. except if you’re the alpha. then you’ll have one of these

these kind of scooters should be more common. but people are afraid that they’d be lame if they had these so they have the ugly lame ones

THEN THERE’S THE SPAWN OF SATAN, MOPOAUTO, AKA MAUTO

THIS TWO-SEATER IS THE LAMEST THING EVER, LIKE WHEN A GUY FROM MY CLASS GOT ONE EVERYONE WAS LIKE DUDE WHAT THE FUCK AND THEN HE TOOK THEM FOR A RIDE AND THEY WERE STILL LIKE DUDE YOURE THE LAMEST OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL. IF YOU SEE ONE ON ROAD CONSIDER YOURSELF LATE. IF YOU OWN ONE FUCK YOU. ALSO I HEAR LAPUA IS THE MECCA OF THESE SO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

okay then there’s the actually useful one that protects you but you won’t see these in cities bc the city people are lame

tractors. usually not pink but dammit pink tractors would be cool. tractors are the best because you can fit at least 5 friends inside the cockpit, if it has a scoop you can put some there too, and then have a party in a trailer. and if you think they’re lame fuck you, they’re the coolest shit on the countryside, in the graduation parties you can see all these teenage princesses driving these in FUCKING HIGH HEELS AND DRESSES. also this is the closest to a monster truck you can legally get

and then there’s the one that is considered cool by majority of population, mönkijä

there’s not much to say about this, it’s just okay? like not lame in any way.

these are the vehicles 15 year old finns are allowed to drive after getting a license. the tractor is the coolest by far, if you disagree you are a lame city bastard.