i dont even have a kid

😂😂 I havent been in the tags for days because i just follow way too many awesome people and dont even need to because I just use my dash or visit my followings.. but I curiously went to check out the tag I created a few days ago to find it full of really sour Antis. But instead of being pissed, Im laughing while I eat karamel popcorn (literally caramel popcorn rn guys) because I cant imagine being so dedicated to a ship I dont even like, and managing to find the time to spend on it. Our ship is so canon that even the people that hate it know all the tags and learn the new ones 😂. I should create some more subtags just to prove how canon we are and string them along. Then ill sip my club soda and watch these poor people have to spend half an hour listing all the karamel tags in their posts.

Originally posted by dailyhappylife

hey everyone its 2017 and i cant believe i have to say this but paulo isnt innocent and abbey doing one very bad thing to him doesnt justify all of the awful things paulo did to him in the past

anonymous asked:

i'm wondering tho like how are women discouraged from, lets say, sciences n stuff. bc most women in my life always tell me "we just dont want to get into sciences/engineering/math/etc." i always thought it was discouragment but they all act like.. they just dont want to? idk

It’s socialization, it’s growing up as a little girl with few if any role models to look up to, it’s your parents telling you that women can’t be leaders because our periods make us too irrationally dangerous, it’s being conditioned to expect to marry a man and have kids so why even pursue a career you’re going to have to give up anyways?

Look at Marie Curie! She died of radiation poisoning, how inspiring! Also let’s basically never discuss any other female scientists in school!

That and a lot of men in STEM are gross pseudo-intellectual evo-psych dudes with victim complexes because they got picked on by bigger stronger men for being nerdy in high school and never got to date the hot cheerleader who they crushed on for years. It sucks just being around these types of guys they’re an awful community.

We don’t learn that the first novel in history was written by a woman, we don’t learn that the first poem in history was written by a woman, we don’t learn that a woman discovered Hydrogen or that a woman was the first computer programmer or that a woman invented the technology used in WiFi and blu tooth which literally makes modern society possible–if a man had done something like that, we’d be worshiping him, like Steve Jobs.

anonymous asked:

fun fact in berlin its actually illegal to feed ducks bread and we have like river police (usually teens) who make sure we dont feed ducks bread and i honestly thought everyone knew it was harmful to them???

that’s so interesting actually but nooo omg i feel like in america in general (or at least growing up in cali and tx) it’s veryyyy normal to buy bread (ik in cali there would even be places in stores w like day old bread to feed ducks) and feed it to the ducks!! and where i grew up there was a “duck pond” and it was so commonplace to feed it to them, and even passing ponds w/ ducks on the road now i’ll see so many ppl just feeding ducks with bread. i honestly wish i knew it was harmful, i had no idea before today omg!

i’m not even kidding im so pro healthy relationships it hurts like idec when abuse supporters call it “boring” give me all that //boring// shit im so thirsty for healthy, consensual relationships filled with respect and love and friendship ill take that any day over forced gross over dramatic ~~connections~~

supergirl headcanon that at some point in the future after alex and maggie get married and when they decide to try and have a kid, they choose not to tell anyone until they know it worked bc knowing their friends (family, really), those weirdos will be be way more excited than even they are 

so ya know they go to their doctor, pick a donor etc etc (alex is gonna be the one having the lil babe) and some time later (i’m not a fertility expert, i dont know how long these things take), there’s a super squad game night at kara’s place and everyone’s there (winn, james, mon el [i’m assuming he stays], lena, j’onn, m’gann, alex and maggie) and kara comes home a little late after having to deal with a mix up of stories w snapper and kinda discards her stuff and looks a little fondly at her fam who are all goofing around by the tv but then something is weird abt like, the background noise in her super hearing and she focuses and something just isn’t right 

and alex notices the expression on her face as kara comes a little closer trying to figure out what it is and says “hey kara, you okay?” and kara’s like “i dunno … i thought i heard … i mean, i do hear … but that’s … there’s only eight people here - i must just be rlly tired or something, don’t worry.” and winn teases her about it a little and james jokes “supergirl’s having an off day, huh?” but alex suddenly realises what it could be and as kara moves to sit beside lena, alex grabs her arm and goes “wait, kara, what did you hear?” and kara sees the look on her face and says very slowly “what do you think i heard?” and alex is like “you tell me first” and kara says “you tell me first” and winn just stares at them with raised eyebrows and goes “you both maybe wanna tell the rest of us what’s going on?” and kara’s eyes flicker between maggie and alex before she says, still super slowly bc she doesn’t know if she and alex are on the same page “there’s only eight people in this room … but -” and alex finishes for her going “but kara hears nine heartbeats.” and nobody picks up on anything for a second, like j’onn and m’gann and mon el try focusing their hearing and the others just looks around sorta confused and then suddenly maggie chokes on her beer and her gaze snaps over to alex and goes “wait a second - does that mean …?” and alex breaks into the biggest grin and kara lets out the hugest shriek and goes “oh my god you’re pregnant!” and chaos just erupts in the apartment

I will tag anything even remotely suggestive as nsfw

nsfw doesnt mean “explicit”, and it also doesnt mean “sexual”

Nsfw means “Not Safe For Work” but I tend to go by

“Would 13 year old me lose computer privileges if my parents saw this over my shoulder” or “Could this get a kid grounded or yelled at”

If the answer is yes, I tend to tag it nsfw

Its also why I tag all nudity as nsfw, regardless of whether or not its sexual.  even though i think breasts shouldnt have to be censored, i dont know how Timmy from Arkansas parents are gonna feel about that. I tag it for Timmy.


I wanted to draw Keith having a pet dog growing up and I was like, ‘okay, he’d probably have a rottweiler, or maybe a German Sheppard?

but when i started drawing I was like no this kid is gonna have a floppy mop dog.

PTA Moms
  • Jeonghan: So Suho how are your kids?
  • Onew: Sometimes you just gotta let them be *sips wine out of a mug*
  • Kihyun: Well at least my kids are only weird
  • Jinyoung: someone needs to come get my kids. Mark is the only normal one and even then I'm pretty sure Jackson is starting to leave an impression on him, Yugyeom just released a song on SoundCloud about having a side piece, Jackson is Jackson you can't do anything about him, Youngjae has consistently locked himself in his room with Coco, BamBam is BamBam you can't help him either
  • Jeonghan: Just be lucky y'all don't have 12 kids
  • Onew: I thought you only had 11 kids
  • Jeonghan: Oh Seungcheol is a child himself. The worst child of them all.
  • Jeonghan: But anyways... Jin how are your kids?
  • Jin: Oh they're fine Jimin made some brownies the other day, Jungkook is currently going through his emo phase, Yoongi is doing what he likes which consists of music, Hobi is being the ray of sunshine he is, and Tae is in theater so he's been practicing for an upcoming play.
you’ve heard of bokuto being insecure,  but have you considered

akaashi also being insecure. 

akaashi being insecure about his relationship w bokuto, both as a teammate and not. Unless you’re childhood friends, there is always something a little tenuous about being the younger friend. And when bokuto leaves high school oh man, it must hurt to be left behind, even if there was no choice, and especially if Akaashi thinks bokuto will find a setter that can bring out his best better than he can, better than he ever had 

akaashi being insecure about how he looks. just because the fandom decided he’s pretty doesnt mean he knows he’s pretty. He’s a teenager, and I’m sure there are days where you think you look great and days where u feel you look like absolute garbage. Especially when he looks upon Bokuto, who shines when he gets a good hit in. How can anyone compare to that?

akaashi being insecure with his attitude. Akaashi seems like the kind of kid that tried to grow up too fast. he didn’t act childish because he was praised by ‘how mature’ he was at a young age. adopted this cool persona when he can be (and is) just as jealous and bitter as anyone else (maybe even more jealous even). Just as childish as anyone else. to someone like that, someone like bokuto, who is even able to express himself so freely (even if he gets reprimanded), is so admirable.

Now, I love my cool headed and maybe even suave akaashis, but he’s still just a kid. I want to explore an akaashi that is awkward off the court, who’s awkward when confessed to and maybe even around bokuto, (being awkward around a crush seems natural), i just wanna see some akaashi thats a little unconventionally attractive in his manner of talk. we dont gotta stop the really cool akaashis lets just spice our life up with akaashi that has no idea how to deal w anything that isnt bokuto or volleyball 

Heres to the pan kids

•Heres to the pan kids who are told they are bi
•Heres to the pan kids who are in the closet because their friends and family dont know what pan even means
•Heres to the pan kids who never heard of their own sexuality till they went on the internet
•Heres to the pan kids who are called “greedy” and “horny for everyone and everything”
•Heres to the pan kids who are pansexual but not panromantic
•Heres to the pan kids who are panromantic but not pansexual
•Heres to the pan kids who are pansexual and panromantic
•Heres to the pan kids who have preferances
•Heres to the pans kids who have to go through “Why arent I your type youre supposed to like everyone”
•Heres to the pan kids who are pansexual but have only ever been with the opposite or other sex
•Heres to the pan kids who are pansexual but have only ever been with the same sex
•Heres to the pan kids who are pansexual but only have dated non binary genders
•Heres to the pan kids who are afraid to go to pride because some people in the LGBT+ community dont know or accept pansexuality
•Heres to the pan kids because we are valid and real


@shippinggg thank you for bringing me peace, even just for a little while 

reigen’s garden (probably rooftop) slowly becomes a safe haven for everyone. except for shou’s hamsters. shou only has to learn that lesson once

teru comes there to read when his apartment feels too stuffy. no he doesnt have a key. dont ask. mob, who does have a key, doesnt ask, so why should you 

in the summer maybe reigen would put a mat in a corner so hed have a place to sit down. then all the kids would take naps there. maybe sometimes at the same time. 

also I put in both the ink and the colored version bc I cant decide which one I like more so yeah

more out of context sentence starters.

of course feel free to change pronouns as necessary. and yes, these are actual things i have heard / said

  • “Your 2 year old kid is tanner than me”
  • "Are you rapping in French?!”
  • “Don’t tell dad I just did that.”
  • *gives you puppy eyes while holding a mango*
  • “I hat him so much. LOOK, that’s how much I hate that character, I can’t even type right.”
  • “I liked making jokes about being a corporate sell out.”
  • “Generally people say ‘bless you’ when I sneeze but, sure, 'ew’ works too”
  • “You think this is a game, mom?”
  • “Wow, you have surprisingly good hand writing”
  • “It’s bad man… I have a pair of socks that remind me of him.”
  • “I’m getting a headache and that’s not good”
  • “If I hear the name Kardashian one more time I’m going to flip my shit”
  • “Is the tea okay??”
  • “Get in the bush”
  • “[name], do NOT dance”
  • (Sadly) “he’s a waffle”
  • “I will never die. I AM DEATH”
  • “[name]’s in a permanent mid-life crisis”
  • “Oh god, it depresses me when people eat pizza with a fork and knife.”
  • “I just quacked at them loudly" 
  • “No, you should take the last one”
  • "Fuck you and your goldfish" 
  • "To tall people we short ones still look human so we are probably creepy fetuses crawling amongst them while they scream '’ANOTHER ESCAPED THE WOMB’ " 
tips for ppl with hyperempathy from a fellow hyperempathetic pal

• dont be afraid to blacklist tags on tumblr about negative stuff. even if it’s incredibly important, i know it makes me v stressed out

• it’s ok to hate drama and not want to watch tv shows/movies/whatever that include arguments or fighting.

• a lot of people nowadays who aren’t kids like stuffed animals so people won’t really think you’re all that weird if you bring your stuffed animal everywhere

• it’s ok if your empathy fluctuates!! it’s ok if you only feel empathy for inanimate objects!! it’s ok if u have hypoempathy! all ‘not normal’ levels of empathy are super ok and there are lots of people who experience them

• hyperempathy isn’t always a bad thing. we have a lot of love in our hearts. always try to remember that

*markiplier starts playing oneshot*

me *kneels and fold my hands* Dear father in heaven please dont let the millions of people seeing the videos hate on it by saying it’s an Undertale clone, because it’s a beautiful, clever game in it’s own right made by incredibly talented, clever, artistic people, and the original version that changed my fucking life came out in 2014

@ people who are disabled and have kids

its okay to not keep up with your child if theyre running around, im sorry you have limitations othernparents dont.

youre not less of a parent because of your illness

youre not less of an adult because of illness

you have every right to be upset and complain about not being able to be energetic or happy enough around your child, youre going through something most people your age wouldnt be able to handle.

im sorry you have to miss things that other parents get to see and go through with their kid, im sorry your disability took that away from you.

im sorry if your child is angry or doesnt understand why you arent as “fun” to be around as other parents, i hope they understand soon.

im sorry if other parents, teachers, or even your spouse guilt trip you everytime.you have to call out of meetings and events because youre suffering too much mentally/physically, its not your fault, please dont blame yourself.

you are still a great parent.

you still love your kid, and your disability cant take that away from you.

you matter

your struggles matter.

please stay strong.


This scene from “Vomitrocious!” is hilarious, but in an unintentional way. The kid’s reactions to Francine puking is priceless but what it’s even funnier is Kiefer and that bear Tough Customer from “Arthur, World’s Greatest Gleeper” don’t even react to Francine puking! I guess AKOM was being lazy again with the animation?

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1.I learned that when you’re 12 years old, you’re too young to know anything about your sexual orientation, unless you’re straight, of course.

2.I learned to hate the word “lesbian” before I even knew what it meant because people kept talking bad about “that” type of person.

3.And I learned to hate myself when I realized I was “that” type of person.

4.I learned to kiss boys I didn’t know to try and forget about the feelings I had for one of my classmate because who the hell would still love me if they discovered that side of me?

5.I learned that I shouldn’t mention my lover’s name in a conversation because we all know that some kind of love can make people feel uncomfortable.

6.I learned to keep my mouth shut when people asked me if I was in a relationship yet because nobody expect a female name coming up after that question.

7.I learned to change every pronouns and names in my poems whenever I wrote about her for people to appreciate my words and not keep wondering why the names in it sound so girly.

8.I learned to introduce her to my family as a friend because I was sure my mom wouldn’t let her in if she knew what kind of “friend” she was for me.

9.I learned to live with a constant fear of people finding out about my sexuality even if I couldn’t understand what was bad about it.

10.I finally learned what “living in a closet” meant because I swear to god, I never felt more trapped in my own skin.

—  10 things I learned about my sexuality as I grew up.