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february 2017 - dan and phil

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first week (1-7): still up on the isle of man for phil’s birthweek! phil goes on a pleasant walk on the beach. accompaniment confirmed by dan howell (and martyn and cornelia). dan fell or something while trying to be an aesthetic hoe (a sprained wrist and knee? sorry my honeybee). dan posts another pic from iom and i don’t know why i’m crying in the club right now? (also he posted a flop of it on twitter…whatever). phil liveshow! (highlights: birthday present haul includes cool shoes from martyn, sock book, rewined candle, cool beetle jumper from parents, sushi gummies from dan (nostalgia from tatinof uk), firefly on blu-ray, terrarium, big lava lamp from dan, basically just spent a lot of time walking on the seaside and stuff for his bday celebrations, dan falling was hilarious and also genuinely concerning, “He’s a tall guy so it’s a long way to fall,” magic 8 ball predicted that a dog is on the horizon ???!!!!???!!!, if he does anything interesting he’ll do more day in the lifes??!!!!?!). another seaside walk picture plz stop. new gaming video: Dan vs. Phil: QUICK DRAW! phil gives us a relaxing video of the lava lamp dan gave him. nailbaiting occurred by phil. dan and nathan zed interacted and i ascended. phil takes pictures of dan a lot and dan likes posting them (aka dan lays on the floor trying to script). new danisnotonfire video: MY EVIL PIANO TEACHER (aka dan playing the piano thank god). phil still has jingle bells stuck in his head. dan liveshow! (highlights: sweaty and sensual dan ://, they help each other film because setting up tripods is for losers when you have your own person, they cried laughing filming the piano video, dan was excited about this sext marcus butler sent him from this video but then realized it was a joke, phil’s birthday week has extended until forever, dan dramatically fell and talked about it for five minutes, has hamilton tickets, he might rebrand to Dan Howell on youtube wow plz, he went to the dentist :/). 

second week (8-15): dan and phil hang out with zoe and meerkats as her wish for make a wish foundation! new gaming video: IS IT PAINFUL TO DIE?! - Dan and Phil play Google Feud #2. phil liveshow! (highlights: dan got phil a signed nude of david boreanaz, when they saw manchester by the sea a man tripped into dans popcorn oops, wow! there were three gas leaks in their house! it’s like the universe is trying to say something! *cough* move, if there are more gas leaks they will have to leave the house for three weeks and they would probs go on holiday…japan plz.., phil has pretty houseplants with pretty flowers, he bought a fluffy coat, loved the meerkats, petbaiting). cute australia pic (i wish i was that kanga). new phil icon which has effectively made me dead? (also accompanying pic) new gaming video: DIL GETS A FREEZE RAY. dan gets wet and sticky with phil in phils bedroom. new amazingphil video: Dan and Phil PASTEL EDITS IN REAL LIFE! (i dont know how to feel? i have been overwhelmed). also dan calls phil hubby but like not really but also really and… why. phil wishes us a happy valentines day with a sloth. dan liveshow! (highlights: i don’t really know dan destroyed gender roles and wore a grey wig and a flower crown and tried to scrape off his tattoos just watch the video plz). another australia selfie :( another belated birthday meal for phil but he ate moss that was attached to his drink (is he just gonna keep turning 30 forever jeez). 

third week (16-23): phil’s parents come to london to visit (no phil liveshow) but during their next liveshows they confirm they saw book of mormon again with the in-laws *cough* parents. new gaming video: IS THIS THE END? Dan and Phil play THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ! #6 (twas a good one). there are seagulls outside phil’s windows (side note: hector aka shitty watercolour made a painting of it and the livestream of it was good not that anyone cares). phil spent his weekend watching time lapses of cats when they are home alone. dan threw an entire salad out (aka his agenda to force phil to eat pizza and not get healthy even though phil has signed up for the gym and gone jogging i hate him). new gaming video: HORSE BOYFRIEND SIMULATOR?! - Dan and Phil play: My Horse Prince. phil is a bad lurker irl #confirmed as he tried to watch a couple argue but it didn’t work out that well. dan said chicken instead of ordering coffee at starbucks and now he can’t go to that one anymore. also on the same day someone spotted dan and phil out on a bus wow. dan and phil were watching a property show (moving? stay woke) and saw their merch. dan liveshow! (highlights: pastel beanie: on, curly hair: worn, dick: out, i am forcibly removed from the liveshow, he said chicken because of the cow and chicken theme song stuck in his head what a weirdo, he has a cheeky idea for a video thats important but not really and he doesnt know if hes ready :), he has realized he could murder someone because he just spaces out aka the salad event, they forgot to paint their nails and put in earrings for the pastel edits video wow thats great, asmr, he loves moonlight thank god, he and phil play sing star and are only good at toxic and muse, his reblogs on tumblr don’t mean anything, he had a very long shower). phil keeps buying weird things for their home. phil liveshow! (highlights: storm doris, had a haircut in his house again and it goes without saying dan got one too, liveshow haul, he froze younow is philphobic, seven exo planets and countless universes! phil is so smart, final fantasy is too long for dapg, excited for the oscars, and then that’s it because phil likes to keep his liveshows short). 

week four (24-28): oops i counted the days wrong this week is too short, dan is a sad pimp, new gaming video: BATTLE OF THE BALLS - Dan vs. Phil: Golf With Friends. phil had a cozy day and ate cookies. dan believes moonlight should win for best film as it is the most important (thenks dan howell for my life). phil tries to stay up for the oscars but fails and dan lets us all know. “at least i didn’t fuck up as hard as the 2017 oscars envelope guy”, new gaming video: DIL BURNS THE PANCAKES - Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 #36, dan didn’t have a liveshow because younow was broken

a nice month. what in februation

{Special} College!AU Taeyong
  • major: medical laboratory science 
  • minor:  mathematics 
  • sports: tennis team 
  • clubs: was a part of math club and won a regional competition when he was only a freshman,,,,the math dept begged him to switch majors but he said he wouldn’t be able to handle a degree that made him a teacher,,,,,because schools can be,,,,,,,a mess  
  • taeyong is like the model student and everyone in his major thinks he’s a genius,,,,,,,,,,,,but in reality he just stays up three nights in a row neurotically drinking coffee and listening to edm remixes of like jazz songs,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,like that is the Truth of his college life
  • was originally going to go into pre-med,,,,but when an emt came to visit and was like “sometimes blood just gets everywhere! and i mean EVERYWHERE” taeyong was like,,,,,,,,,,well he first got out his hand sanitizer and decided then and there that working with machines and in a lab was his aesthetic instead
  • having random people cough on you in the ER is not
  • like blood is cool in the study of hematology and taeyong will get enthusiastic over working with new specimens in his microbiology lab
  • but ,,,,,,, he’s a theory person,,,,,,he wants to help doctors figure out why someone is sick and then the doctors can treat them
  • taeyong is a-ok being behind the studying and lab work,,,,not on the front lines
  • which is baffling to most people because taeyong puts effort into going unnoticed but,,,,it’s Impossible to not notice him
  • even in his lab coat, thick framed glasses, and the usual perfectly bland outfit of black jeans and a button down,,,,,,someone might be like haha what nerd
  • but,,,,,,,one look at his face and it’s like WOAH WHAT 
  • and countless times on his way to his internship or when he’s out getting lunch wtih jaehyun and ten people will be like excuse me,,,are you a model? a site model? a idol? are u on some tv show?
  • and taeyong seriously doesn’t get why he gets asked this so many times,,,,every time humbly apologizing that he’s not the person they’re looking for and getting a little anxious when people are obviously taking photos of him
  • like the amount of times jaehyun has literally had to get up and sit in front of taeyong so people wouldn’t be noisy is insane
  • and the amount of times ten has started an argument on taeyong’s behave is even more because ten is always like taEYONG YOU HANDSOME FRIEND OF MINE I GeT THAT u R BEAUTiFUL but WhY DO peOPLE JusT DISREGARD UR prIVAC-
  • and taeyong always has to calm ten down but all of their friends agree that it’s super weird and gets out of hand
  • but taeyong is too nice to shut it down himself,,,,,so most of the time he slips on those glasses and a hat when he goes out and avoids looking people in the eyes
  • johnny once came over to his dorm and was like “bro i got you this wig. wear it if things get too creepy.” unfortunately the wig was the bright color red and mark was like hey johnny i know ur a senior and all but,,,,,,is ur head in the game,,,bro,,,please,,,
  • is the designated mom of his dorm’s floor because he has evERYTHING on hand from extra chargers, to a first aid kit, to pain killers
  • and every time someone comes into his room (taeyong begged for a single bed,,,,roommates can get a Bit) they’re always amazed at how a boy in college keeps his room sparkling clean
  • and i literally mean sparkling his bed sheets are white, his desk is completely free of everything except his laptop and a cup to hold pens in,,,,,his closet is organized by color: white, black, grey, and brown
  • and he has a little whiteboard where he writes due dates and everyone is like ur seriously a star student why cant i be clean and organized like u
  • except they don’t understand,,,anytime before finals the clean room turns into disarray,,,,,like taeyong literally pulls all his covers off the bed and takes power naps at his desk only to wake up with post-it notes stuck to his face
  • and when finals are over he goes on a cleaning spree in which he offers to do the laundry for everyone on his floor because it calms his nerves
  • he’s a sweet, polite, hard-working kid tbh with the face of an actual god which makes some people think he’s stuck up when he’s the absolute least from it
  • like taeyong is that kid that tutors his seniors for FREE in subjects they should be tutoring him in like what an angel?????/
  • anyway you’re taking organic chemistry with him this semester but the only problem is ,,,,,,you transferred in the middle of the year and therefore are completely falling behind
  • to the point where you don’t even care about saving your grade because no one wants to help and the teacher is super like “well,,,,,,,,,,do it urself im not doing it for u” kinda stick up their butt situation
  • so u start skipping class
  • because everything else ur doing fine in,,,,u have people sharing notes and teachers who get ur situation but organic chem????? the Devil
  • until one day as ur standing in line at the school cafe and u feel a tap on ur shoulder 
  • and u turn around to see this guy,,,,,who u know but ur not sure from where until he’s like “taeyong,,,,im in your organic chem class.” and you roll your eyes at the name of that class but then ur like sORRy,,,,,it’s just that class is so,,,,,
  • and he’s like “ive noticed you’ve stopped coming,,,,,is the material too hard?”
  • and you kind of are taken aback because this chem class isn’t ,,,,,,small it’s a lecture hall full of like 150 people and he noticed,,,,,,you?
  • but you shrug not wanting to come off like ,,,,, obvious and ur like “i transferred and a lot of things didn’t make sense,,,,so i gave up? ill just retake the class next semester.”
  • but taeyong frowns and for a moment you think to yourself: how does someone still look so attractive frowning wth
  • but ur like “it’s whatever, it can’t be helped.” but taeyong is like ,,,,,,,if,,,,if you still want help,,,,,,i can help you
  • and for a moment you’re gonna laugh because there’s like four weeks left of classes,,,,,,the only way to save your grade is to ace the big course final
  • but taeyong seems to fidget a bit when u don’t answer and he goes “b-but if it’s weird,,,,if i seem we,,weird,,,,,,im sor-”
  • and you’re like no no it’s not you,,,it’s just,,,how can u teach me so much in so little time ?? it’d be a lot of work on ur part and we don’t even know each other?
  • but taeyong seems unfazed by the amount of work,,,,tbh he smiles a little when u mention how it’ll take hard work and u dont know because ur new to the school but it’s because every1 always tells taeyong he does too much and works too hard,,,,,but to him it’s all fun like he has fun in his major
  • and he shakes his head and looks at you and again u catch urself sinking a little into his dark,,,pretty eyes and he’s like “im in ,,, if you’re in.”
  • and the line has moved up and the bored looking girl behind the register asks what you’d like to order and ur like ,,,,, one sec- and she’s like i don’t have time tell me so you say ur order,,,turn back to taeyong and ur like “ok,,,,let’s try.” and he’s like “meet me in the library at 8.”
  • and you watch him give a little bow and turn around and for a moment u cant be really sure that just happened,,,,,,,most people in college dont waltz up to others to offer to tutor them,,,,,
  • but as u pay the girl for ur coffee she goes “don’t try asking taeyong out. he never dates.” and ur like ????? what a guy like him definitely has a significant other????? right?????
  • so 8pm comes around and u bring a fresh notebook and the textbook u bought for the class and find that u dont even have to look for a seat because u can see taeyong already at one of the tables
  • and he’s got his lab coat over his chair,,,,his laptop open with some charts up and a heavy looking medical dictionary ,,,, he looks like a straight up doctor tbh 
  • and u sit down,,,startling taeyong who’s glasses slip down his nose just a bit until he’s chuckling and closing his laptop 
  • and u think how good of a tutor can he be to help someone as hopelessly lost as u,,,,,,,,,,,,but the minute taeyong begins to explain it’s like,,,,it’s like everything makes /sense/
  • nothing is complicated or abstract,,,,and u can’t help but be entranced by his smooth, slightly deep voice and the way he points out keywords and writes down formulas in near perfect handwriting 
  • like everything about him is so Professional he’s like,,,he’s like a professor,,,,
  • and it’s kind of super cute how when u ask him to repeat something he doesn’t get ticked off,,,no he gets excited because it’s obvious,,,,this is something taeyong loves
  • and at the end of ur first study session u feel so much better about everything
  • to the point that u even show up to ur class the next day and taeyong doesn’t look up from his notes,,,,,so u cant say hi but,,,,,suddenly it’s not like the teacher is talking nonsense
  • and every other day taeyong comes to the library to teach u,,,although he moves the time up to 10pm and ur not sure,,,maybe classes or clubs
  • and by the sixth time as ur packing up to leave taeyong goes “i see ur coming to class, that makes me happy.” and u don’t know why but,,,,,,,
  • just saying that,,,,,,,,it,,,,,it makes ur heart skip a beat
  • but u remember the words of the girl from the cafe about taeyong never dating and u itch to ask him,,,,but u don’t want to make this relationship more awkward
  • which is why the only time u do ask is when u end up in another class of urs partnered up with yuta and taeil,,,,two boys who immediately go “you’re the one taeyong is tutoring right?” and you’re like,,,yes??? and yuta scratches his head and is like “for organic chem or for immunology? or wait,,,,he’s giving someone tennis lessons too right taeil??” and ur like wow,,,taeyong sure helps a lot of people
  • and taeil nudges yuta but nods and is like “taeyong is really too nice for his own good,,,,,,,,,,” and u nod and try to focus on the project,,,but taeil gives u this like ???? knowing smile
  • and ur like ,,,, w-whats up and taeil is like “u want to know if taeyong is seeing someone?” and u straighten up because ur like ,,,,, UM,,, no-
  • and yuta laughs into his palm and is like “it’s ok,,,i know taeyong as a fellow pretty boy everyone always asks us that” and taeil rolls his eyes but he’s like “he’s not, he hasn’t dated anyone in college.” and from the shock on ur face yuta can only nod his head and go “i know,,,it shocks all of us,,,,,,hot girls and hot guys and everyone else all the hot people on campus have made moves on him but he just,,,,,,”
  • and yuta throws up his hands in defeat and taeil shrugs and for a second u think,,,,,,,,well what kind of chance to i stand,,,,,,,but u shake it off and ur like “maybe he’s just waiting!! he’s really nice i hope he finds someone.” 
  • and with that u leave after class,,,realizing that taeyong is helping u from the goodness of his heart,,,,,not because he might harbor something towards u,,,,and u need to accept that
  • but what u dont realize is that as u head toward ur dorm,,,,,taeyong is waiting in the library and when u don’t show up,,,,he goes into a panic
  • and the next day in organic chem he comes rushing up to
  • and for the first time his perfect face is scarred with worry and his hair is a mess and he looks like he hasn’t slept and he’s like,,,,,a,,,,are you ok?? and ur like yes wh- and he seems to calm down and even get embarrassed a bit as he steps back and is like “wi-will you come to the library tomorrow??” and ur like ofc omg 
  • and as ur trying to concentrate,,,u look over to see taeyong dozing off,,,,something he never does,,,,and u wonder why he didn’t sleep
  • and when u go for tutoring taeyong seems a little more reserved,,,,like usually if u make a joke he’ll laugh or if ur fingers brush it’s nothing
  • but now it seems like he’s keeping his distance,,,,,a bit more than usual and u want to ask if something is wrong,,,,,
  • so when ur done with the problem set he has and he gets up almost as if he’s in a hurry,,,,ur reach out and ask him if he’s ok and taeyong,,,looking down at your hand on his wrist ,,,, mumbles that u didn’t show up to tutoring so he thought he’d messed up but u explain that it just slipped ur mind,,,,,,taeyong could never do something wrong
  • and taeyong,,,,looks up at you and smiles just a bit and he’s like “if i do do something wrong,,,please tell me and ill fix it.”
  • and,,,,,,,like,,,,,,,,the pureness of his voice,,,,the way he’d gotten so worried over you,,,,,it makes your heart burst because where else could someone find such a damn near perfect boy
  • and before you can think and stop yourself from speaking you ask; “the final is in a week,,,,,after,,,,,would you want to go out?”
  • taeyong seems to need a moment to register what u mean,,,,but when he does,,,,it’s like all the heat in his body has rushed up into his face and he stutters over an answer until he just goes “im sorry,,,,,,,” and that’s enough for you to get the hint
  • you apologize at least ten times and ur like thIS is awkward,,,ill go and make a dash for the door as quickly as possible
  • because everything is so damn EMBARRASSING and ur like WHAT WERE U THINKING @ yourself the whole time u go to your dorm
  • and for a good hour u just lay down with ur head in ur pillow like gkhdlfjssdf whY DID I OPEN MY MOUTH
  • but taeyong,,,,,who also gets to his dorm just sets down his laptop and tries to think himself,,,why,,,,,,,why did he say im sorry?? when he wanted to say yes,,,,,
  • and the week goes by and the final comes and goes and at the end u want to ball ur eyes out because well one that final was hARD AS HELL but thanks to taeyongs help u feel like u did decently,,,,,but also the whole time u couldn’t help but look over at taeyong and not once,,,,,,did u guys cross eyes
  • and ur convincing urself that he’s forgotten about it,,,,,about you and helping you,,,and every night u spent in the library getting closer and god dammit if u hadnt gotten all worked up over him saying he was worried thiS wouldnt have happened
  • until you walk right into someone and they’re like “woah! watch yourself” and you look up to see the familiar face of taeil and ur like oh right whoops we got an A on our project did u get the email? and taeil nods but he’s like “more importantly,,,,,,,,hows taeyong?”
  • and ur like ?????????/ idk im not his frie-
  • and taeil is like ur not??? taeyong literally tutored u right after his internship for four weeks straight sacrificing his time for u and ur not even friends? doubt it
  • and ur like wait what
  • and taeyong is like yEAH why do u think u had to meet so damn late the poor guy had a class load + an internship in a lab + tutoring and believe me as kind as he is,,,,,,he wouldn’t go to such lengths for a stranger
  • and u can’t believe it,,,,like at all,,,,,,but u feel like such an asshole and ur like “do u know where-” and taeil is like “bus stop near the gym. he should be going there n-” and ur like thANKS SEE U LATER TELL YUTA WE GOT AN A BECAUSE HE NEVER CHECKS HIS EMAIL
  • and as u run u can see taeyong,,,holding his lab coat and his shoulder bag at the stop and u don’t know how much time u have till the bus comes
  • but when u show up in front of him,,,huffing and puffing taeyong immediately worries and tries to offer u his water and ur like no no listen to me 
  • and he’s lie ???? with wide eyes and ur like “im sorry. i never thanked u for tutoring me and we left of on an awkward note and it was sUPER embarrassing but if we could push it aside like i really like u,,,,,,,,but like i want to be ur friend first and foremost because i think ur great and u helped me pass that satanic class and i just didnt know u were staying up so late to tutor me and i just i have a lot more to say but most of all thank you so much taeyong. i appreciate what you did for me.”
  • and u cant believe u had enough breath for all that but taeyong,,,,taeyong is smiling,,,,,,,and it’s the smile that makes his usually stoic, handsome face turn somewhat childish and warm
  • and he puts his hand out to carefully take yours and he’s like 
  • “im happy i could help, but also i,,,,,,,,,”
  • and you think he’s holding ur hand in like ???A friendly way??? but taeyong is literally also shaking??? and ur like is he nervous???
  • but taeyong finally swallows the lump in his throat and goes “but also i don’t want to push what you asked me aside. i,,,,,,,i want to take you on a date,,,,,,,can i?”
  • and you can hear the bus approaching and you can see taeyong’s eyes flash between yours and the road and you know you need to answer
  • but ur like stuck and the bus doors open and taeyong is like “i need to let go but tell me-”
  • and he’s halfway up the steps when you get up into the bus with him and the driver is like ? and you lean up to kiss his cheek and you’re like 
  • “yes,,,,,,,please take me on a date. it would make me really happy.”
  • and the bus driver is like hello are u also getting on and taeyong turns cherry red but he tells u he’ll call - but wait ur number - and ur like oh !! message taeil he has it we were partners and taeyong is like ok!!
  • and the driver is like AHEM but this nice old lady is like “don’t ruin their moment”
  • and basically,,,,you get off the bus and wave to taeyong in the window as it leaves and practically skip back to school because oh my god the undateable taeyong,,,,,,just asked you on a dATE
  • and the date,,,,,,is so simple and sweet 
  • everyone thinks taeyong is some stuck up snob with high taste but nooooope in reality u two go to a cafe that specialize in board games and u guys play monoply on ur first damn date and then some connect four and when u beat him at jenga ur pretty sure he might cry
  • but ur like “taeyong,,,,,,top of ur major and yet,,,,,,,bad at jenga?” and he’s like !!!!!!!! im not rematch!!!!11
  • but u win again and poor taeyong has his head in his hands but he’s having fun and gladly does the penalty (which is buying u guys two more drinks)
  • and it’s like afterwords u learn that taeyong is not flashy,,,,,he takes so much happiness in just walking u to ur dorm afterwords and when u tease him about jenga he just bites his lip and mumbles that it just wasn’t his night tonight,,,,,,
  • and when you lean up to kiss him gently taeyong mumbles against your skin if it’s alright to take u out on a second date and u think how cute,,,,but completely agree
  • and two dates turn into more dates and before u know it u and taeyong are dating with matching couple rings to prove it 
  • which yuta thinks is cheesy but taeil just tells him to shut it and be happy for taeyong 
  • but on a real note taeyong takes dating as seriously as his studies,,,he puts his efforts into making you happy and learning more about you
  • and it’s so adorable when he’ll point something out and be like “it reminds me of you!” and,,,,it’s like,,,,,,,what an observant, caring boyfriend 
  • you tell taeyong once you don’t like this specific kind of fruit so when u guys get a fruit salad he asks if u want him to pick out the ones u dont like and u just laugh and go i can just not eat them!!! and he gets red,,,,but like it’s the sentiment that counts
  • taeyong works most of his week and studies super hard so u don’t get to go out a lot and taeyong apologizes for that
  • but you just hold his face in your hands and tell him that no. his studies come first because it’s his future
  • and once taeyong mumbled that he hopes ur his future too and it made ur heart,,,,,,,,,it literally made ur heart burst and you were like taeyong don’t say things like that and he was like im sorry,,,but why not
  • and u were like because it makes me want to kiss u and u have calculus homework right 
  • people that took pics of taeyong when u go out always just get super long glares from u and at one point u were like “that’s illegal i can sue on behave of my boyfriend”
  • and taeyong was like ,,,,angel it’s ok,,,,,,,but u were like anyone who wants to disrespect him come @ me i will prote-
  • u and ten get along really well just fyi
  • taeyong introduces u to mark and ur just like !!!!!! wow!!!!! so adorable and taeyong is like rIGHT he’s so cute he’s my son and mark is like ??? but both u and taeyong dote on him and sometimes he’s like guys,,,,please,,,,
  • but most of the time he likes it because u and taeyong will cook for him if he asks LOL
  • for someone who hides behind his glasses taeyong sends u selfies whenever he’s with mark because he’s like !!!!!! look how cute
  • but also sometimes he sends some of himself and he’s like ‘i look so bad ive been studying for 4 hours’ but in reality. he doesn’t look bad. he looks like a model. what the heck. what the actual heck
  • taeyong keeps his desk super clean but he’s recently let u put up some photos in frames,,,one of them is his sister ,,, another his parents,,, then one of him and his friends ,,,,,,,and then one of u guys,,,,shyly holding hands under fireworks and it’s cute
  • because before he used to keep everything completely in check but when u doodle a heart on his whiteboard he can’t erase it,,,,he just thinks of u and smiles
  • doesn’t share his hoodies but it’s ok because when u hug him his smell gets stuck in ur clothes and u love it
  • u taught taeyong how to use emojis the right way because when u sent him a bunch of hearts he was like ‘isn’t one enough’ and u were like taeyong no i love u much more than one heart emoji and he was like oh! i should sent more too because i love u so much and it was cORNY but so damn cute
  • his pda is kept to a minimum because taeyong sees intimacy as something very special and he always wants to make sure it’s shared between you and him 
  • and he’ll like it when u take control because taeyong wants to do anything to please u and sometimes u have to remind him that it’s ok for him to indulge
  • and he’ll just shyly hide into ur neck but it’s ok because when u run ur hands down his spine u can hear a low sound from him and it’s,,,,,,hot
  • also loves being kissed on the back of his neck like the nape it always makes him really soft and if he’s overworking himself 
  • ull like come up from behind while he’s hunched over a book and kiss his nape and he’ll completely kind of loosen up and let u drag him out for a snack so he doesn’t die in all his class notes
  • and taeyong tells u after sometime that dating,,,,,and being close to people always worried him because he didn’t know if he could make someone happy
  • but you tell him that he makes u the most happy,,,,even if he has quirks about him and gets excited over math,,,,,that’s so adorable to you
  • like you’re the one person that taeyong should never be scared of hurting,,,,,,because you know how much effort he puts into his work and u know he’d never do anything to harm u or his friends
  • and it’s cute,,,,,,u wait for him to get back to campus after his internship and taeyong is always like !!!!! it’s cold and dark dont 
  • but ur always there and when he gets off the bus he makes u wait till it leaves but then u guys kiss and it’s cute and u laugh against each others lips
  • and although taeyong doesnt like to share his clothes he’ll pull his lab coat over the two of u and be like “kiss me again” and ur like ooo someone is actually more into pda than we thought?? and he’s like shy,,,but also u do kiss him and it’s soft
  • my conclusion is college!taeyong is soft ok everyone please be nice to him

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college vixx (here) / college bts (here) / college seventeen (here)
college monsta x (here) / college got7 + amber + kard (here)

which character should you fight (ft. Gen 1 FE:A dudes)

Chrom
Winner: You
look at this guy. look at his fashion choices. look at his nerd-ass lying on the ground in the smash trailer. someone needs to set this boy right. you may incur the wrath of everyone you dont want to fight but hey. do it for us. do it for all of humanity. (warning: he may try to marry you after. or before. or during.)

Frederick
Winner: who do you fuckin think
why would you even think about fighting frederick why would that thought ever cross your mind i mean 1. have you seen him. he has grown ass men and seasoned warriors on their knees praying, tears or sweat - fuck if they know - dripping down their faces just from his workouts. he’s the one who has to carry the bullshit of an entire kingdom, including his lords. 2. it was his ass that carried your slovenly ass through the first four chapters of lunatic/+ so how about you show some fucking respect. get fredereckt

Virion
Winner: You
are you kidding me? punch him in the crumpet. take his tea and pour it out in front of him. you get some on your clothes? no problem, rip his godforsaken cravat off and mop it up. if you’re a girl you might get away with it. otherwise he might fuck you up. who cares, it’s worth it.

Stahl
Winner: Stahl
fighting him will accomplish nothing. you’ll go up to him all ready for a tussle and he’ll glance over at you with a sleepy lopsided grin and a “oh hey, what’s up?” and that’s it. you’re done. you’ll lose all will to fight. his chill is contagious. and if you do somehow retain your fighting spirit? he’ll knock you flat on your ass. probably apologize too. it’ll be embarrassing for both of you. i mean the dude was trained by frederick after all. but i mean he’ll probably help you up and offer you food so idk. if you’re starving go for it.

Vaike
Winner: 50/50
look, i know what you’re thinking. look at all those muscles. the dude is ripped. fight him anyway. do it. he’ll probably forget his axe somewhere so you probably wont die. fuck him up. someone has to for the abomination that is “teach just got tenure.” Let him atone.

Lon’qu
Winner: Depends
If you aren’t a girl, you will be sliced into pieces so thin tharja might mistake you for her mesh body suit. if you are…. i mean you can try, but he’ll run. you can win if your cardio is good enough. go. chase him. Be Free.

Ricken
Winner: You
okay he’s the nerdiest of nerds but he’s also a fucking child so. idk man you can fight him if you want but what’s the point. if anything getting beat up by you will fuel his teenage rage and he’ll keep it stewing inside himself until he’s big enough to fight back and then you’ll have to deal with years of pent of rage and a napoleon complex but on a full sized being and no one wants to play therapist in a scrap. it just isnt worth it. i mean unless you’re like itachi uchiha then by all means go ahead

Gaius
Winner: You, but only with careful planning
ok so gaius isnt the toughest cookie, but he doesnt want to fight and he has access to the assassin class and i dont know about you but in my experience fighting assassins is no bueno. you get one punch in maybe if you’re lucky and take them by surprise but then youre dead and you cant fight for shit anymore. BUT if you take all his candy, his blood sugar will get low, making him weak and agitated. this is the optimal time to fight him. make sure he knows you’re the one who stole his candy. make sure he can smell the sugar on your breath. note: he may not spare your life if he gets the upper hand.

Gregor
Winner: Gregor, but you win friendship
i’ll be frank, gregor will beat the everloving shit out of you and there is nothing you can do about it should you choose to fight him. he’ll do it laughing and smiling, not even realizing he broke three of your frail ribs with one pulled punch. but he will absolutely take you out for a round after and exchange drunken stories with you. so fight him. even if he refuses, pay him to fight you. he cant say no to money and nothing is more valuable than fire-forged friendships.

Libra
Winner: Libra
why the fuck do you want to fight the priest. fuck fine, you know what? fight him. see what happens. he’s the only one who will pray for your immortal soul while you bleed out. but guess what, jackass? the gods are gonna see you tried to fight a priest and they’re gonna send your ass to the void anyway

Henry
Winner: ???
man fuck i dunno what this guy’s deal is. on one hand he’s a dark mage genius who was raised by wolves and then sent to a horrific boarding school/orphanage making him literally the stuff horror films are made of. on the other he can be a pretty nice guy if you’re his friend and he’s kinda fucked up so he might let you win. his crows will probably peck you to death either way though so its a lose-lose situation.

Basilio
Winner: Basilio
same deal as gregor, except basilio is hard-mode. he might accidentally kill you while you fight and his friendship is an even rarer flower. you gotta be charming. you gotta be smart. you gotta be somewhat strong. but if you do manage to get your ass beat and stay alive in such a way that he wants to grab a pint with you, take that beautiful budding friendship, hold it close to your breast and never let go

Donnel
Winner: You
he’s by far the sorriest character you get at recruitment. if it weren’t for that pot on his head, a feather falling too hard could kill him. but he’s a farmer that works day in and day out just so his village can survive. do you really want to fight the paradigm of the wondrous and wholesome rural life we should all aspire to? you capitalist pig.

i hope i didn’t forget anyone

FTM Passing Tips #2

Please excuse my poor humor (;

(Short dude problems)
I am with you, brother. Here are some tips for my homies:

- Shirts and pants with vertical stripes make you appear taller. Just don’t stand next to tall titan people.

- Tighter pants makes your legs look thinner, therefore making you look taller.  

- Nothing wrong with being short. You could land some clothes in the boys department. I found my favorite Avengers shirt in that section. 

- Creepers/platform shoes are so rad, man. They add a few centimeters to your height and look hella punk rock.

- Jackets and coats that cover your bunbuns are comfy, but they make you look short. Maybe you can add a pair of creepers and a beanie and call yourself a tall punk rock homie.

- If you find a pair of pants that are too long, you can fold the bottoms up.


More tips:

- Make sure your shirt collar isn’t too loose around your neck. Tightening your bowtie or tie might help make your collar shirt appear more of a good fit on you. But be careful not to tighten it too much.

- CHEATING BOWTIE TRICK: I used to sew bows for my sisters to put in their hair, and I had some leftovers without bobby pins. I had an idea to use a string and tie the bow around my neck as a ghetto bowtie and it looked like a fine ass bowtie. Search up “bow no sew tutorial”. 

After making a bow, just pull a string that’s long enough to tie around your neck comfortably through that little middle loop and tuck the tied string ends under you collar shirt. Tadahhh $5 or less bowtie :D

- Longer vests hide them curvy hips, bruh.

- Trench coats are nice. Makes you feel like a badass fallen angel (;

- Fixing the seams of your clothes can help make a better fit for your body. You can even take old, baggy clothes and resew them as new ones.

- TWEEEEEED. Tweed is good. Makes you look like a polished gentleman. 

- Newsboy hats are pretty swell. Easy fix for a bad hair day. 

- Caps and snapbacks are cool too. 

- There are several makeup tutorials on making yourself look more masculine. Just Google “crossplay” or “ftm” makeup. The main tips are to contour your jawline, nose, cheekbones, neutralize the color of your lips a little with a dab of concealer, and fill in your eyebrows. 

- *Morgan Freeman’s voice* OLD SPICE.

- A pair of oxford and chukka shoes can take you far with most outfits. Yes, even in pjs and sweats. Just watch out for the fashion police. 

- Binders are awesome and will flatten your chest.
DON’T USE ACE BANDAGES NO NO NO
And don’t get a cheap $10 binder from China on Amazon if you plan to wear one daily. I bought one, but the material was not elastic. I rarely wear it. But it works fine if you’re cosplaying.

- Sport bras are a good substitute for binders. The ones designed to compress breasts are even better.

- Socks can get you a male yoohoo bulge. And it’ll keep your yoohoo warm during the cold winter! It’s like a sweater for your yoohoo! Oh my god, I’m never getting a date…

- Watches are great. But POCKETWATCHES, MMM YAS

- Polo shirts look good. Darker colored polos will help hide your chest.

- KNITTED SWEATERSasdfgljkklhsda;

- You can get a lot of male clothes from WalMart or Target. Don’t underestimate Walmart’s clothing selections. You can get work out gear, Hanes or Fruit of the Looms boxers, briefs, superhero t-shirts for less than $10, plain t-shirts, basically a whole wardrobe at these two stores. So instead of going to GAP and spending half of your rent on a few things, you can probably get a cartload of clothes and stop by for a dvd and some snacks at Walmart. 

- If you want to start a new wardrobe, buy simple and neutral-colored clothes first. It’s easier to mix and match black, white, gray, beige, and navy blue colored pants and shirts together than say, green, mahogany, red, and light blue. 

- Check out minimal fashion. It’s simple and uses basic colors for each outfit, usually black and white. 

- H & M has a wide variety of nice-looking clothes. I would say it has a better quality and designs compared to Forever 21.

- If you’re too lazy or shy to shop around at the mall, try online shopping. 

- If you’re buying cheap t-shirts or any other clothing on Ebay or Amazon, MAKE SURE TO CHECK THE REVIEWS. I ordered a design t-shirt from China a few months back but it has never been shipped to me.

- AND WATCH OUT FOR THE SIZES. Check your measurements. Asian clothings are mostly one size smaller. Not all sizes are universal. A small size for males can be a medium for females. I bought a coat online WHICH IS PRETTY RISKY that was a size small but ended up being too big for me. Ended up Christmas gifting it for my dad.

- Barbershops are better for male haircuts than hair salons, or so I’ve heard.

- LONG HAIR CAN BE MANLY. PULL OFF A MAN BUN. KEEP IT DOWN AND LOOK LIKE A LEAD GUITARIST FOR A DEATH METAL BAND. TIE IT IN A LOW PONYTAIL, PUT ON A PAIR OF AVIATOR GLASSES AND A SUIT, AND VOILA YOU LOOK LIKE A BADASS HITMAN

Thank you guys for all the notes on my 1st FTM tips post. I felt that I’ve done good and offered a helping hand to people. You guys take care (’ v ’)/


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And here’s some more recent tips:

- Guys usually stick their chests outward and keep their shoulders back rather than hunch over. This posture would help boast your confidence.
- If you want to start working out but are afraid of working out in a public gym, find a work-out buddy to support you or exercise at home with free weights. USE YOUR SURROUNDINGS. TEXTBOOKS CAN BE USED AS FREE WEIGHTS. BENCHPRESS YOUR ELECTRIC GUITAR.
- Be careful when working out while wearing your binder. You may have to take longer breaks. If it helps, wear your binders a tad bit looser.
- Pick up dancing, martial arts, tennis, rock climbing, swimming, or any form of physical exercise to keep your body and brains healthy.
- When you’re coming up with a work-out plan, balance out cardio and weight-training days. You have to do cardio to help you tone your body.
- Some foods can help you lower your estrogen levels and increase your testosterone. Here are some: tuna, oysters, egg yolk, cabbage, asparagus, garlic, bananas, almonds.
- Lean your head back. Take a deep breath. Now exhale. You got this, man. Don’t worry. You look great.
- DONT LET NOBODY TELL YOU THAT THE STUFF YOU DO MAKES YOU LOOK FEMININE LIKE WTF GUYS CAN USE MAKEUP GUYS CAN KNIT AND COOK AND WEAR HIGH CROP TOPS THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS GENDER LABELS DO WHAT YOU FEEL BE WHO YOU ARE AND FUCK ANYBODY WHO DENIES YOUR IDENTITY BECAUSE THE ONLY THING THATS INVALID IS THEIR FUCKING IGNORANCE

Kim Yongguk “Bad Boy” Scenario
  • you had moved to a new apartment and found out that your next door neighbor was this mysterious guy named Yongguk
  • the first week after you moved in, you tried to introduce yourself but he never seemed to be home or was ignoring you when you rang the doorbell
  • you gave up and eventually forgot about him and settled in nicely
  • but one night you hear what sounds like glass breaking and furniture being thrown around from the apartment next to yours so you decide to check it out
  • “hello? is anyone there?”
  • the ruckus inside immediately stopped as you rang the doorbell another time
  • “are you okay in there?”
  • the door cracked open and you finally saw your neighbor for the first time
  • he had messy hair, a cut slashed across his chin, and a partially ripped shirt on
  • “im fine, don’t worry about it.” he said before closing the door
  • “o-okay! just let me know if you need anything!” you yelled in hopes that he would hear you across the thin walls 
  • you forgot about the incident because of your busy schedule balancing work and school, but once more you heard the same noises coming from the apartment, but this time even louder
  • you furiously knocked on the door, partially because you were trying to finish your essay for your literature class and you couldn’t concentrate, and partially because you were concerned
  • “are you okay in there??”
  • you jumped back when the door swung open and two men dressed in suits holding a gun and knife barged their way out
  • “hey lady, might want to check up on your boyfriend there. he’ll probably need some help unless he wants to die in there.” one of them snickered before yelling at his partner to hurry up as they left
  • “wh-what?” still in shock, you hesitated as you cracked open the apartment door
  • you gasped when you saw your neighbor, bloody, bruised, and beaten up as he lied on the ground of his living room
  • you rushed over to him and took of your jacket, trying to stop his wounds from losing more blood
  • “i need to call 911″ you said, looking for your phone before realizing that you left it in your apartment
  • “no” yongguk managed to say as he winced in pain
  • “what?” 
  • “dont call 911. no hospitals, please.” he said as he grabbed your jacket closer to where he had been cut in his side
  • “but you could die!” you were shaking at the sight of all the blood that was in front of you but you managed to find some towels in his bathroom for him to use to stop the blood
  • “my phone.” yongguk nodded his head towards the coffee table that was barely holding up “call si hyun”
  • you grabbed the phone and found the name in his recent calls history
  • as you tried to explain what was happening, si hyun seemed to understand what had happened (despite how much you were stammering) and said he would be there soon
  • si hyun showed up after 10 minutes with what seemed like professional medical tools and carried yongguk to the bathroom
  • “thanks for taking care of yongguk and all, but who are you?”
  • “i’m y/n, his next door neighbor.”
  • “ah, i see. well im glad you called me.”
  • you nodded as he slipped into the bathroom to take care of yongguk, and you finally got some time to breathe
  • you cleaned up your blood stained hands in his kitchen sink and took some time to look around the apartment 
  • as si hyun and yongguk were busy in the bathroom, you took the time to clean up his kitchen and living room which were ridden with shards of glass from plates, cups, bowls, etc. being thrown around. you even got a rag and wiped down the parts of his apartment that were stained with blood with soap and water because you knew that yongguk surely wasnt in the condition to be able to clean his apartment of the mess
  • after you finished, you brewed a pot of hot tea and set aside two cups for si hyun and yongguk as si hyun came out just in time
  • “did you clean up the apartment for him?” si hyun smiled as he looked around “that’s awfully nice of you…”
  • “dont worry about it, please.” you sipped your drink as you peeked into the room that the two had been so busy in. “is yongguk okay?”
  • si hyun nodded. “im sorry you got dragged into this. hes fine and all, hes just been caught up in some bad business that hes having a hard time getting out of.”
  • “oh i see” you set your cup down in the kitchen sink and motioned to the tea. “i brewed some of the green tea that i found in the cupboard so please help yourselves. i left my phone number in yongguk’s phone so please call me if he needs anything.”
  • “thanks y/n, but i assure you he’ll be just fine.”
  • days went by without a single sound from your neighbor’s apartment when one day from your way home from work, you saw a bouquet of flowers laid down in front of your door
  • you felt all of the stress that had been piled on top of you for the past few weeks get lifted off of your shoulders as you turned them around in your hands, admiring the smell and beauty of them
  • you noticed a small note tucked inside of the bouquet
  • “thank you for saving me and even taking the time to clean up the apartment – yongguk.”
  • you smiled at the messy hand writing and let the bouquet sit in a vase of water
  • later that night, you had made one too many servings of pasta so you decided you’d bring some for yongguk and meanwhile check up on him while you were there
  • before your hand even reached the doorbell the door swung open and yongguk stood in front of you 
  • “o-oh i was just wondering if you’d like to have some pasta since i’d made a little extra.” you handed him the glass container and he smiled back
  • “oh wow thanks, you really didnt need to”
  • “no worries, really. can i come in?”
  • you spent the night happily as you watched yongguk devour the meal and even ended up sharing lots of stories and just talking in general
  • in the middle of the meal, yongguk couldnt help but compliment your cooking
  • “i dont usually flatter myself but yeah i guess you could say im a pretty good cook” you laughed
  • “maybe you could teach me sometime”
  • in fact, when yongguk finally asked you out, your first date was in your apartment where you two made a cake
  • it got super messy when you accidentally got powdered sugar all over his shirt and he retaliated with cake batter on your face
  • whenever you guys are cuddling you’ll unconsciously trace all of the scars and tattoos that ran all over his torso
  • makes him blushy blushy
  • si hyun always third wheels you guys and gushes about how cute you are
  • in fact hes extremely satisfied that you two are dating because he can see the positive influence you have on yongguk
  • lots of small kisses even in public bc hes like “ya shes mine” even tho no one asked
  • becomes a little kid around you (aka super soft) and you spend your nights laughing so hard that your face and stomach begin to hurt
  • sometimes when he’s caught up in trouble again he will feel super guilty when he comes home with more cuts and bruises and he sees the look of pain and sadness in your eyes
  • but you always make it up with cuddling and long movie nights and lots of “i love you”s

Originally posted by yoonjsung

monsta x as college students

shownu: 

  • has been in college more than 4 years because he doesnt overload himself with classes and takes like 3 or 4 classes a semester instead of people’s usual five 
  • you can tell he doesnt know whats going on in class but he does fine on tests you dont really know why
  • sits in the front and will stay after to talk to teachers because he didnt want to ask questions in front of hte whole class
  • doesnt really talk to anyone but will help with notes or clarify something if you ask 
  • stays the longest to take tests

wonho:

  • always calls his mom when classes are done for the day
  • is in a frat and goes to parties but never drinks and makes sure people get back to their dorms safely after parties 
  • does pretty well in classes and almsot always comes to class because he knows his mom is working hard to pay for college 
  • will  ALWAYS share his notes like when you ask even if you jsut didnt want to come to class he’ll always be like “of course!!!” 
  • he has a practical major like engineering but has like. drama or something as his minor 
  • will confront religious protesters that come to campus 
  • confront as in like
  •  dance in front of them so like 500 students have him on their snap stories 

minhyuk:

  • organizes stress relief activities during exam week and probably passes out candy to people in the library 
  • is always positive even when he has a lot to do 
  • probably is an RA in your dorm or soemthing and knows everyone on his floor and is very nice and helps everyone in any way he can
  • organizes movie nights in the dorm for sure
  • has started going to hyungwon’s dorm jsut to wake him up 
  • can tell you how to get to any building on campus even though hes never had clsses there 
  • doesnt get really good grades? is like passing but hes happy with it 

kihyun:

  •  a goddamn mess
  • is extremely organized and has like his schedule printed out in like a pretty color coded graph
  • gets to school like 4 hours before his classes just so he can get good parking and get shit organized before class
  • always has a coffee. always
  • catch him crying in the library on multiple occasions 
  • does so well and is so organized but thinks he does terribly every time he finishes a test even though he got a 100
  • when someone tried to move his notes to sit with him he will jsut look up and belike “fucking dont” 
  • ask him 4 his notes and he will demand a fucking doctors excuse he will NOT give his notes to people who just didnt want to come to class he worked TOO LONG and TOO HARD on them 
  • undereye concealer is his most used product 

hyungwon:

  • always late for his first classes because he slept through his 5 alarms and his roommate has just stopped trying 
  • has msot classes in the afternoon or night 
  • wont do homeowrk in his dorm so he stays in the library really late until he finishes it
  • eats full meals in class but he sits in the back so nobody really cares or notices half the time
  • does modeling for art classes for extra cash 
  • joins study groups and goes to every SI session and generally just knows a lot more than people expect since hes late for class so often 

jooheon:

  • pulls papers and stuff out of his backpack like crumpled to shit because he doesnt own a folder and just shoves shit into the mess he calls a backpack
  • has headphones on at all times like in class and outside and when he has his music on between classes its like loud enough to be able to distinguish lyrics and shit
  • has a friend in every single class
  • didnt know there was an exam today.. never knows 
  • does his homework 5 minutes before class like literally standing outside the classroom
  • never studies (bc he didn’t know there was an exam) but does pretty good anyway because he really does pay attention in class
  • u would think the professors would hate him but they dont because he is actually a pretty good student just very disorganized 

changkyun:

  • kihyun wants to strangle this guy
  • NEVER STUDIES AND DOES SO GOOD
  • says allt he hard classes are so easy 
  • will fight the professors on anyhing and everything like “i dont think that answer was wrong though” and the professor will get so fucking frustrated 
  • works very hard secretly but never shows it 
  • is in higher level classes even though hes a freshman 

(pls forgive me, i’m not a photo editor. i just wanted ot7)

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Best friend Jaemin

Request: best friend jaemin? 💘

A/N: im sorry if this is short!!

  • ooh it’s been a long time since i did a best friend! series
  • plus it’s been 939383 months since we last saw jaems
  • this is to all my jaemin stans
  • i hope you all are staying strong
  • without further a do, let’s start

  • so how you all actually became friends in the first place

  • back then in middle school while you were both 10
  • you were pretty quiet then and rather introverted
  • only had like 2 close friends? but you wouldnt talk to them unless they started the conversation
  • until one day teacher changed your seating arrangement because you ‘weren’t participating enough’
  • which was why she decided putting you beside one of the most talkative students was a good idea
  • and he was none other than na jaemin
  • this bright kid greeted you while a big big smile everyday
  • and every lesson he’d ask you lots of questions so you’d speak up more
  • “ooh that’s a pretty pen! where did you get it from?”
  • “did you understand what the teacher just said? could you explain it to me?”
  • “yay it’s time for pairwork!!”
  • and he’d try his best to make you smile
  • be it through jokes or funny stances
  • and thanks to him you managed to open up more
  • soon enough he was joining you during break times
  • and he was your tablemate for the following years
  • and luckily, the two of you managed to get into the same high school
  • by then you two were already very close friends
  • but only knowing each other in the new school amongst strangers helped to closen the relationship
  • and after weeks both of you are inseparable
  • probably calls you by a nickname he gave you back when you two were younger
  • and has no plans on changing it
  • loves teasing and pranking you but does it in a way where it’s funny
  • like you cant stay mad at him because the both of you end up laughing
  • like that one time he offered you a drink of sprite
  • but he secretly put in vinegar instead
  • hyuck im watching you
  • and when you drank it you almost spitted on his face
  • while he was at the side dying of laughter
  • but a few minutes of laughing he forgot and took a sip too
  • which he immediately choked on and started coughing
  • causing you to burst out laughing at his reaction
  • can get really clingy
  • and doesnt mind skinship at all
  • since he’s usually the one suggesting it
  • he has his arms slung around your shoulders all the time
  • 24/7 poking your sides or pulling your cheeks to annoy you
  • he loves tickling you too
  • always seems to have memes or jokes to send you
  • it’d probably be 2am in the morning and you get a text from him
  • probably a meme
  • “hi best friend i cant sleep so you shall not too”
  • and he wont stop spamming until you actually reply
  • which after 15 minutes of chatting, he says he wants to go to sleep
  • and every single time that happens you want to punch him because he deadass woke you up during midnight to chat for 15 mins
  • jaemin wyd???
  • okay but
  • despite him being really dorky and funny all the time
  • he gets serious when he needs to
  • and becomes extremely protective when it comes to you, your health or your safety
  • after all, you’re his best friend and he wants to take care of you
  • like that one time some creep kept pestering you to give him your number and he wouldnt leave
  • until jaemin showed up and acted like your boyfriend
  • and you could tell he was 👌 close to beating that person up
  • but luckily you stopped him
  • after he calms down he pats your head and gets all sweet like “you’re fine right?”
  • and he’d smile brightly when you say yes
  • “anything for my best friend”
  • high school was also the place where you two met the other boys
  • specifically jeno, mark & hyuck
  • but yall also know jaehyun & taeyong because they used to be seniors
  • the five of you would always hang out together
  • which gains a lot of attention because many wonder how you even got close to this good looking bunch of boys
  • but knowing jaemin he probably goes around shouting that you’re his best friend
  • which embarrasses and makes you happy at the same time
  • for some reason he’d always tease you and jeno
  • and you’d be all clueless like “what? why jeno huh?”
  • while jeno’s at the side trying to hide his blush
  • but as time went by you found yourself falling for jenk because he’s always so sweet and kind to you??
  • and when you told jaemin he straight up screamed for one hour straight
  • “oMG ARE YOU SERIOUS”
  • “yOU LIKE JENO???? WOAH”
  • “number one fan of couple ship name of you and jeno
  • and he wanted to tell jeno right away but of course you’d stop him
  • by treating him to meals, like always
  • but it would all go to waste because
  • two weeks later you receive a text from jeno
  • “so… uh Y/N, jaemin has been pushing me for days to say this but i actually like you too”
  • and you’re all shookt and you dont know what to reply
  • “he told you??? when??”
  • “two weeks ago, i think”
  • and you take a mental note to remember to slap jaemin because that was the day you told him
  • but also thanks to that, you and jeno finally got together
  • which made jeno 100× happier
  • would probably scream again
  • “jeno, if she ever bullies you tell me, i can handle her”
  • and to you
  • “good luck to putting up with jenojAM, it’s been tough on me these few years”
  • apart from all that
  • back to his actions
  • he’s also always willing to listen to your problems and help you out
  • even though his advice may not be the best, he still tries his best to cheer you up and help
  • encourages and supports you a lot
  • like a real fan
  • and he always has that big bright smile while looking at you
  • and you feel so blessed because he’s honestly such a great friend??
  • and he never fails to make you happy
  • he can be super sweet and nice one moment
  • and the other it seems as though he’s got something up his sleeves
  • but nonetheless he makes you laugh and smile a lot
  • and without him you wouldn’t be where you are today so
  • shout out to the bestest friend!!
can i call you lils?

James has a little too much to drink, but someone lets him near his phone anyway. But maybe it was for the best. 

In which i am projecting my emotions and behaviours onto both James and Lily. I have done like 87% of this with various crushes over my lifetime. I am Embarrassing.

For the lovely @dearestdarling-dead and the wonderful @prongsno who already know about this fic :))))))) 

James / Lily

*bloop* Lily’s phone went off. *bloop* *bloop* *bloop* She glanced at the clock, it was 2 in the morning what was that boy playing at. This is what she got for leaving her phone on loud. This was Mary’s fault. Talking about how she had a special text tone for Sirius. It was cute when she did it. But Lily wasn’t dating James. Why did she have a special text tone for him. It was creepy. He was just a dumb crush.

Lily rolled over and closed her eyes, willing herself to sleep. But it was too late. Curiosity pulled at her hands. What was James Potter texting her at two in the morning.

She unlocked her phone. Four messages showed at the top of the screen.

James Potter 👨‍🎓✨:

“Lils… I love you”

“lily”

“lily”

“lily…”

Lilly practically dropped her phone and rolled over burying her face in her pillow. Her cheeks burned. WHAT !!!!!! This is a dream right. She didn’t actually just read that.

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RFA reacts to a very sleepy MC

A/N: This is just a little starter/warm up for myself. However please feel free to send requests and I’ll be sure to take my time and post them!


:: Zen ::

-Since the day you started working for RFA, Zen was aware that you hardly come onto the chatrooms unless you need help planning the party.

And since the day you both started dating, he didn’t mind who you are or how different your personality is, let alone what you are into.

But for GOD SAKES-WAKE UP!

It’s good that you get a lot of rest and not to mention you look super cute when your asleep(not that you wasn’t cute before) but can’t this boy get your attention for just a couple hours?!

He wants some snuggles and lovin, not to mention you hardly eat!

He makes a schedule for you; What time you need to eat, what time you can sleep,etc…

However while he is concerned about your health, he will give in to your complaining; “You look so cute when your grumpy, MC~

Don’t expect to go to sleep at night; he wants some of that suga’~


:: Jumin ::

-He doesn’t like the fact that you sleep a lot in Rika’s house.

“ I mean you have a party to plan, wake the hell up, MC

However he got used to it and notice that you ARE trying hard to plan the party. That’s at least a good step.

It gets to the point that he’s in love with you–and that you live with him–that he doesn’t mind you sleep a lot. He will defiantly ask his security to keep an eye on you and makes sure the maids tend to your needs–maybe take pictures of you while you sleep or something.

Jaehee finds this disturbing but won’t say anything; she doesn’t want to think about what he’s doing with those pictures and videos.

Sometimes he’ll have the maids wake you up so you can greet him in his return before taking you to the living room. You both will have a small talk, some snuggles/loving moments, maybe some tv as well before he let’s you sleep again.

Did I forget to mention that he loves the idea of having Elizabeth the 3rd sleeping with you on the bed while you both curl into each other? It will butter his biscuits so much and will make sure to take so many pictures.

If only he was good at taking pictures….


:: Yoosung ::

-He’s aware that you hardly get online, he’s worried that maybe you might have second thoughts on being part of RFA. Soon he starts to get scared if you left all together-or worse!

Tries to reason with 707 in telling him where Rika’s house is so he could see if your alive.

LoL silly Yoosung, MC is a sleep~

But it’s now evening! What if they’re dead!?

Suddenly you pop into the chat and my god you made this boy cry so hard–DONT SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!

After you guys confessed and you move into his place, he gets used to you sleeping a lot, gives him a chance to play LOLOL in the mean time. But after a while he’ll miss your love and will bother you for some attention.

Just like Zen; Yoosung thinks you look cute when your grumpy–but also scary so he wont bother you too much.

Overall he’ll make sure you ate, get some fresh air, showered, and spend some time with him before you fall asleep.

He’ll end up sleeping with you too~

:: Jaehee ::

-Got information that you sleep a lot, no matter if it’s day or night. She’s a little iffy if you have what it takes to plan this party, which then she is disappointed because she thinks your slacking. Of course in the end she say some pretty harsh things to the point where you decided to go back to sleep.

And man the whole chatroom became a ghost town after that.

Later on, she begin to do little research and finds out you have hypersomnia and feels bad about what she said. She finds you in the chatroom again but before you could leave, she apologize and asks if she could be of service. Which in the end you said yes.

She makes sure to keep notes of what time you wake up and when you get sleepy, to the point where she schedules her breaks to match with the time you are awake. She also makes sure you eat a proper meal too. What’s more, you both were able to have a nice conversation.

After you both confess, Jaehee decided that you live with her so she can take care of you more. She makes a schedule for you so you can eat, get some air, etc…

You better not argue or get ugly with her, she don’t play.

Damn it woman, let me sleep!

”…Get up now, MC

”…Yes, ma’am…

In the end, she loves it when you snuggle into her~

:: 707 ::

-Well, he’s a hacker, so he already knows that you sleep a lot. He just wonders how the heck you were able to make it to Rika’s house without falling and sleep on the sidewalk.

He’ll make sure that you eat proper meals, though he’s the last one to talk with all that Honey Buddha Chips. But he’s trying! ( I think? )

He watches you sleeping on the spare pc and omg you hears you sleep talking. Totally going to record you next time.

So what’s that about you being a dolphin, MC~? “

Stfu, Seven

He’ll totally use your weird dreams against you but he has to admit, you are so cute~

Of course after reuniting Seven and Saeran back together, and after you and and Seven become a couple, he makes sure to take good care of you and Saeran.

However that doesn’t mean this meme lord won’t stop teasing you.~

It get’s to the point where every time he finish work/on break, he’ll find you sleeping and tackles you; wanting your tender love.

It pisses you off every time he does this but no matter the thrashing, scratches and bites you give him, you both end up making out.

Much to Saeran’s dismay; “ I’m surrounded by morons “

i feel like all i’ve talked about is work lately but a) oh well and b) it’s better than endless eating disorder posts….although lets be real i make those too lol no shame and c) a lot happened tonight ! good things ! things that made me glad to work here ! side note!! i’m self conscious that this is going to come across as ‘holier than thou” now! but!!! i do not care!!! 

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anonymous asked:

O.O I saw the pencil sketch of your dragon OC on the other Blog but how did you line art and color it on Paint?!! with a TRACKPAD? ._. And how did you erase the sketch? I'm sorry I'm a n00b but could you do a tut in your spare time for us people without fancy technology? PS: I bow before your skills TT^TT

OKAY INSIDE IS A PRETTY IN-DEPTH TUTORIAL, i didn’t leave out any steps or tricks i use. possibly the most useful ones are terminating the sketch, and how to use the eraser tool to color-swap which makes the following processes a lot easier:

  • putting markings on a color while without worrying about getting out of the lines

  • putting down some shading

  • coloring lineart

  • marking behind a drawing

(if you didn’t know about that, i recommend checking it out in step 4)

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Boyfriend!Vernon
  • this is gonna be really fun
  • like, since he doesn’t have much experience it’d be something new for the both of you
  • expect more playfulness rather than cheesy romance because i really cant imagine vernon getting all “you are the love of my life, honey-”
  • no no no its more like he keeps blushing after eVERY cute moment and youre laughing bc hes so akskdkdkd cuuuute….
  • “hey y/n….are you made of stars? bECAUSE YOURE OUT OF THIS WORLD-
  • pls teach him that pick up lines dont actually work ok? 
  • kisses are shy little things that has to be led on deeper by you
  • playing w his floppy woppy hair~ 
  • and his nickname for you is “babe” or “beautiful”, when he’s feeling brave lol but yh, he seems like a “babe” person
  • imagine you both are in car and jamming out to his songs like…. i imagine that vernon has a lit playlist yunno
  • “dance” battles that vernon ends up winning because he makes up this weird giraffe dance move that has you dying lmao
  • couple street wear outfits like yes schwaggg
  • tried to teach to you how to rap……..keyword: tried
  • “uh! yeah! i be stopping tRAFFIC because of mY CHAPSTICK-” yes vernon was dying too you’re as bad as joshua
  • seungkwan always fanboying when he sees vernon with you bc its hella cuuuute well actually all of svt really
  • vernon falling asleep on you a lot because he’s a sleepy child who likes warm things
  • at first, he lets you choose the date and you always pick out fun places bc you dont want to bore vernon
  • so it surprises you that when he gets to pick, its the park where its peaceful and quiet
  • isnt a sleaze (he blushes too much to be one lmao) so you’re not worried he’ll pull a move while you both stand on a bridge with the moon, watching the han river rush underneath 
  • when you both are alone and it’s nighttime, he lets all his thoughts run out and sometimes you get sad because his real thoughts are so deep and emotional, you didnt think anything really bothered him that much…
  • vernon really trusts you though so you listen as best as you can and try to give him advice
  • and that’s how vernon knew you were going to be worth everything (’:
  • ahhhhhh imagine meeting families after a while and like vernon gets so nervous to meet yours like he can feel his english deterioriating lol
  • had to ask seungkwan what he was supposed to wear lol
  • and you assure him that’s it’s gonna be fine and he’s like y-you’re right…..and what do you know? your fam loves him bc he’s so nice and helpful
  • and when it’s your turn, you try not to show your own nervousness bc then you’d be defying your statement xD but vernon can tell you are and he just holds your hand and squeezes it and goes “my family is gonna love you~" 
  • and yes, they do!!! esp his little sister (: super adorable and she always asks vernon if he’s bringing you over when she calls him
  • you both barely fight and if you two did, it was probably from jealousy or how vernon is too "chill”
  • but pls don’t let his chill personality fool you into thinking he doesn’t care. he does a LOT, he just never had experience so he’s pretty much lost
  • consults his hyungs and theyre like you better go get them chocolates or something- 
  • and he does….and hes so sorry and you immediately forgive him bc you can see that he is 
  • mm…..adventure couple as well!! ✈️
  • always scoping out new places to eat in korea or checking out abandoned wrecks 
  • but yall always end up lost!!!!!
  • like one time vernon really wanted to try the phrase “im taking the next train outta here!” and you two end up in some small korean town like v e RNON
  • dw you both end up laughing and just calling s.coups for help
  • also, you both made up this bucket list and now you both are going to visit all those places
  • you having to check if vernon packed all his impt belongings before going to the airport lol
  • and its so much fun and as you go around the world, youll realize that no matter where you two go and how much beautiful places and people you see…..they dont compare to vernon (lMAO THAT WAS SO CHEESY but cute)
  • and vernon realizes that too
  • in fact, the first “i love you” came six months after, when you both were exploring tokyo and holding hands and eating ice cream and vernon was just gazing at you as you were describing something you saw earlier
  • like….you seem more beautiful underneath with the bright city lights twinkling in your eyes and above your heads
  • and before he could stop himself, “y/n, i love you” just like that
  • ofc he blushed but you kissed him, smiled and told him you love him too
  • but on a lighter note, the type to get amazed at everything on the trip too hes so adorkable lol
  • i think itd be safe to say that you are going to be vernon’s first love
  • and that even if you two break apart, you’ll always be the one in vernon’s heart as his first, the one who taught him to be how he is in a relationship
  • pls protect vernon~ 

oh boy i havent done one of these in a WHILE !  time to ramble & hope for the best.

blah blah hey its ya boi andy here with a whole bias list !!! DANG !! okay so like ??? im surprised that i hit 100 already honestly !! i admit, i’m used to hitting that Hundred™ mark pretty quick as i’m usually in bigger communities but in one that’s as small as go.rillaz & with a character thats so common ?? i’m shook ! noodl.e has been one of my most productive & strongest muses yet. i’m surprised that ive been so on top of things lately when i’ve been busy with school & my usual muses die down within two to three weeks. but we’re just about to hit that 1 month mark and she’s still kicking which is absolutely fantastic. i’ve had a blast with the friends i joined this community with & with the people i’ve spoken to along the way. now that we’re talking about them , let’s start the part everybody actually cares about !!


M'HOMBOS  .  SHORT  /  people ive been talking to often OOC & who i consider friends ! check the bottom for the sappy shit because i RAMBLED abt these 4.

@bassled   /   @fractzure   /   @igninecari   /   @twodented

HEART EYES .   /   ppl i’ve spoken to / thread with but i want to get to know better ! ( aka hmu whenever u want bleas ,,,, )

im also throwing m'boos in here that i didnt talk abt bc we dont interact as much on this blog or some other reasons

@nuorii  /  @reallyblah  /  @blackfiire  /  @russeld  /  @kaboooms  /  @wondcrkid  /  @appxssionato  /  @airfcil  /  @riffrcffed  /  @solhearts  /  @iimpious

EYES EMOJI x 100  .   / people who i’ve hardly spoken to if at all but would like to eventually interact with more !

@leggystu  /  @bubberu  /  @littlebadger  /  @crackerpaula  /  @starwished  /  @endangcred  /   @cinderella-esque  /  @wargod  /  @teenghcst  /  @halfpact  /  @tankbitch  /  @dirvnitas  /  @gangguro  /  @kitanosuzume  /  @toriiel  /  @scaramouchc  /  @candieds

M'HOMBOS  .  LONG   /   under the cut because i wanna RAMBLE.

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anonymous asked:

how would rfa + searan + v react finding out that mc is a huge fujoshi and otaku and ships them all together.

god im so excited i finally got to this request ive been waiting to write this since the beginning of time

~headcanon requests closed for now~

Yoosung

  • Yoosung answers a knock on his door 
  • MC stands in his dooway, beaming
  • “lets go shopping today, Yoosungie~!”
  • Yoosung was just planning on spending the day studying buuuut he’d much rather go shopping with MC
  • on the car ride over, MC calls up Seven to invite him to the gathering
  • they put the call on speaker phone so Yoosung can hear Seven saying he was looking for an excuse to ditch his work anyway
  • the three of them cause trouble in the mall for a few hours till MC’s stomach starts to grumble
  • “sounds like you’re getting hungry!”
  • Yoosung says as he playfully rubs MC’s tummy
  • “yea, i guess i am. what do you guys think about getting some grub from the foot court?”
  • “hey, i’m always down to chow down”
  • Seven links arms with Yoosung and MC on either side of him and leads the way triumphantly to the food court
  • once the three of them have food, they sit down with Yoosung and MC next to each other and Seven sitting across form them
  • “MC~~ all that shopping made me so tired! will you feed me?”
  • Yoosung rests his head in his hand and gives his chopsticks to MC with his free hand
  • “i will after i finish feeding myself, Yoosungie”
  • “i’ll feed you, Yoosungie!”
  • Seven shoved some chicken into his mouth and then picked up a piece and waved it in front of Yoosung playfully
  • MC’s eyes widened
  • “Seven, please dont-”
  • but Seven sized the opportunity while he could, and pushed the chicken into Yoosung’s mouth while he was talking
  • Yoosung tried to yell at Seven some more
  • “now, now, Yoosung! dont be rude. no talking with your mouth full”
  • Yoosung rolls his eyes and finished chewing
  • “you’re so-”
  • but Seven feeds Yoosung again before he can finish
  • Seven stars to laugh as Yoosung broodingly chews his food
  • “this is kind of fun”
  • as if this was some kind of cartoon, MC spits out their drink in a spit take-ish manner
  • Seven and Yoosung both look at them, confused
  • “you…you alright?”
  • MC looked at Seven
  • “you two love each other”
  • Seven looks back at Yoosung with a menacing smile on his face
  • “well, is it true Yoosung? do we love each other?”
  • he lifts another piece of chicken to Yoosungs mouth
  • “want me to feed you some more, babe?”
  • Yoosung wants to respond and tell Seven he’s an idiot, but they were both distracted by MC dramatically burring their face into their hands and squealing

Zen

  • MC and Jaehee were greeting guests at the door together
  • Jumin was at the party early, before the doors opened with the other two
  • about ten minutes after MC and Jaehee started letting guests in, Zen walks through the doors
  • “Jaehee, MC! it’s so good to see you”
  • he hugs them both, wearing a big warm smile
  • “you two should go enjoy the party! i’ll take it from-”
  • “Zen, nice of you to finally join us”
  • Jumin strides toward Zen, fixing his sleeves as he approaches 
  • “ah yes, here he is. the life of the party”
  • sarcasm was dripping from Zen’s voice
  • “well, considering i helped more with the party than you did, i suppose i did give it life in a way”
  • Zen rolls his eyes and scoffs
  • “please tell me you havent talked to any of the guests yet and bored them with this bullshit”
  • Jaehee continues to greet guests, trying to ignore Zen and Jumins bickering
  • MC was still standing with Jaehee, but stopped paying attention to the party goers and just stared and Jumin and Zen
  • after a few more exchanges between the two men, MC grabs Jaehee’s arm and pulls her close
  • “MC what are you-”
  • “look at that tension”
  • Jaehee looks at Jumin and Zen, who were both still spitting bitter insults at each other, then looks back at MC who’s watching the exchange…a little too closely
  • Jaehee takes off her glasses and breathes some hot air onto them, then rubs them off and puts them back onto her face
  • …yup, Jumin and Zen are definitely fighting
  • “if you dont mind, MC, i think i should attend to the guests now-”
  • MC tightens their grip on Jaehee and pulls on her again
  • “cant you see it? on the surface they fight all the time, but deep down Jumin and Zen really care about each other
  • MC, without taking their eyes off Jumin and Zen, leans toward Jaehee’s ear
  • “like…they really really care”
  • Jaehee breaks away from MC and straightens her cardigan
  • “okay….alright. just dont…”
  • MC’s still staring at the boys
  • Jaehee grabs MC and pulls them away from the entrance
  • “alright, we’re going somewhere else now”

Jumin

  • “Jumin, whats this?”
  • MC was rummaging around Jumin’s penthouse looking for Elizabeth when they stumbled upon some old photo albums
  • Jumin came into the room to see MC sitting on the couch, flipping through the pictures
  • “i see you found some pictures from when i was a kid”
  • Jumin sits on the couch next to MC
  • “there are so many pictures of you and V in here”
  • “yea, i suppose there are. when i was young, V was the only kid i ever really…connected with. i had a few other friends through out the years but no one could compare to the person i grew up with”
  • MC continues to nonchalantly flip through the pages
  • “that’s pretty romantic” they mutter
  • “what was that?”
  • MC quickly shuts the book and tries to recover
  • “i said that’s, um, fantastic! yea, it’s fantastic that you and V have always been such good…friends”
  • Jumin smiles and grabs another photo album
  • he opens it up in his lap and looks at all the old photographs sloppily taped onto colored paper, with some stickers and notes about the photos strewn randomly on the pages
  • “Jumin…is this a scrapbook?”
  • he laughs a little, flipping through the messy pages
  • “yes. V convinced me to make one with him as a kid. he loved taking pictures and putting them together like this, but i was never as talented as him”
  • MC scoots closer to Jumin, looking through the scrapbook
  • “i wish i could look through the one V made…i wonder if he still has it”
  • “would you be sad if he didnt?”
  • Jumin closes the photo book
  • “yes, i suppose i would be”
  • “because you want him to treasure your friendship as much as you do?”
  • “…yea, i guess you’re right”
  • “and i bet you really miss hanging out with V all the time, right?”
  • Jumin hesitates before answering, not sure what MC is getting at
  • “i do miss V, MC, but i dont really-”
  • “cause you love him”
  • Jumin just looks at MC
  • “and you want to kiss him”
  • “okay, MC, no more photo albums for you”
  • “WAIT NO PLEASE JUMIN I WAS JUST-”
  • MC and Jumin play tug-of-war for a few seconds with the books before Jumin finally wins and rips them away from MC
  • he puts them into a drawer in a desk
  • and then locks the drawer
  • “like, ever”

707

  • “MC! i need your help re-moistening my creative juices”
  • was the first thing that came out of Seven’s mouth when MC answered his call
  • “Seven, please tell me you have a good reason to use the word ‘moist’ just then
  • “i want to prank Yoosung, but i can’t come up with anything good!”
  • MC lets out a long, heavy sigh
  • god, why do they always involve me in their flirting
  • “Seven, why do you feel the need to mess with Yoosung so much?”
  • Seven goes silent for a few seconds
  • “because it’s funny…? dont you think it’s funny, MC?”
  • “whats funny about it?”
  • ……….
  • “just the way he’ll believe anything i say and just go along with it! remember when we made him drink all that chocolate milk! that was hilarious!!”
  • “why dont you ever prank Zen or Jumin? i’m sure they’re more gullible than you think. Jumin doesnt know anything about pop culture so i bet we could get him to do some real stupid stuff”
  • Seven starts whining, frustrated that MC keeps questioning him
  • “but it wont be as much fuuuuuuunnnnnn”
  • “Seven, did you know that when little girls are picked on by boys in elementary school, they’re told it’s because the boys have a crush on them?”
  • “how does this help me prank Yooosuuuunnnggggg???”
  • MC sighs again
  • “okay, Seven! i think i have an idea”
  • “i’m all ears”
  • “so we’ll tell Yoosung that you’ve developed a cold sore, like a really bad one that causes you a lot of pain”
  • “okay. cold sore. got it”
  • “but it’s like a super rare condition so the doctor didnt have any medicine for it, and even if the doctor ordered medicine it wouldnt get here in time”
  • “ooohhh sounds very menacing”
  • “so heres the kicker”
  • Seven leans forward in his chair, waiting for MC to get to the juicy parts of the prank
  • “we tell Yoosung that the only way to heal your cold sore is with the kiss of a virgin”
  • “what the-”
  • “and then not only will Yoosung have to admit to everyone that he’s a virgin to save you, but he’ll have to kiss you! oh isnt it just so funny, Seven?!”
  • Seven moves his phone away from his ear
  • “uuuuhhhhhh…”
  • “oh, come on. dont act like you dont want to kiss that boy. i know you do”
  • after that the only thing Seven hears is the sound of MC hanging up the phone

V

  • V has never been a particularly perky person, but MC could tell something was seriously dragging him down today
  • he was sitting at the table looking out the window at the fall colors when MC sits down across from him
  • “is something bothering you?”
  • “oh, good morning, MC. i’m just…tired today”
  • “i can tell when you’re lying, V”
  • he smiles a little
  • “alright, you got me. i called Jumin last night and we got into a bit of an argument”
  • “was it that upsetting?”
  • V sighs and takes his gaze away from the window to look at MC
  • “i just hate fighting with him, thats all”
  • yea, because yOU LOVE JUMIN
  • no MC dont say that have some chill
  • “cant you guys just make out i mean make up?”
  • “i suppose i could call him later…”
  • MC grabs V’s hands from across the table
  • “no! you should go to his penthouse and apologize in person. it’s more meaningful that way!”
  • “i guess that might be a good idea, MC”
  • V was confused as to why MC was so concerned about affairs between him and Jumin, but he’s glad they’re trying to help nonetheless
  • “you should go now”
  • “now? but what if he’s busy?”
  • “V!!! cant you see that a spontaneous visit is more…umm…sincere?”
  • maybe V should leave…MC is starting to get this weird look in their eyes
  • “okay, i’ll leave now”
  • V stands up and pries his hands away from MC
  • “dont forget this kiss”
  • “…..what?”
  • “how will Jumin know how you really feel if you dont kiss him????”
  • “how i really feel? what the hell are you talking about?”
  • MC stands up and hides their face with their arm, running out of the kitchen
  • “ugh, V! why cant you see that long lasting child hood friendships are one of the best predictors of a successful and healthy romantic relationship?! why wont you just love Jumin??” 
  • MC seems really upset….should V comfort them?
  • ….probably not

Saeran

  • “Seven, MC, does Yoosung have to come over for dinner? you guys know i’m bad with company”
  • Seven and MC were preparing dinner, and it was almost finished
  • “thats exactly why we invited him”
  • Seven called from the kitchen
  • “you like, suck with people. but Yoosung is pretty easy to get along with so i think this will go well”
  • MC doesnt say anything. they honestly thought this was a terrible idea but Seven insisted so whatever
  • the dinner was kind of awkward at first, Seven sat next to Yoosung while MC and Saeran sat across from them
  • the majority of the first 10 minutes was Seven making bad jokes and teasing Yoosung while Saeran and MC silently ate
  • normally MC would join in with Seven and tease Yoosung as well, but they didnt want Saeran to feel like a total fourth wheel
  • while Seven was loudly telling a story about when he was undercover to Yoosung, MC decided to talk to Saeran
  • “so, what do you think of Yoosung so far?”
  • Saeran responded without looking up from his food
  • “he’s okay i guess….i dont hate him as much as i thought i would”
  • MC giggles a little-WAIT
  • is Saeran blushing??
  • MC SWEARS SAERANS CHEEKS HAVE A SLIGHT RED TINT RIGHT NOW OKAY
  •  they just go back to eating without saying anything else
  • when Seven’s story is finished, Yoosung tries to start up a conversation with Saeran
  • “so, um, Saeran! how is living with MC and Seven? i imagine Seven probably gets annoying”
  • Saeran looks up-
  • okay yea he is SO BLUSHING 
  • with the same frowning face he always has, Saeran speaks
  • “you have food on your face, Yoosung”
  • “oh…i do? where?”
  • “on your bottom lip”
  • MC feels their face heat up
  • Seven how can you just eat your food right now as if nothing is happening
  • Yoosung licks his lips
  • “is it gone?”
  • “no”
  • to himself, Saeran says “god, is this guy stupid or something?”
  • he proceeds to lick his thumb, then, leaning across the table in front of MC slightly, wipes Yoosung’s bottom lip
  • “MC….are you okay?”
  • Seven was staring at MC, who had just dropped their fork, and is now using both hands to cover their nose
  • “um, sure i’m fine yea i just have to go to the bathroom right now”
  • “is that blood-”
  • “NO MORE QUESTIONS SEVEN I’M GOING TO THE BATHROOM FOREVER JUST FINISH DINNER WITHOUT ME”
  • “whats up with them?”
  • MC could hear Yoosung and Saeran talking about them through the bathroom door
  • “beats me”
  • god, boys are so stupid

WOW THANK YOU FOR READING THIS HONESTLY IS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE SO I HOPE YOU ENJOY~!!!!

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**i deleted the blog that i originally posted this on but somehow someone was able to save it and submit it to me now!? so holy shit here’s my drugstore makeup masterpost for all of you who’ve been asking**

you guys asked me to do this 5000 years ago and i just got around to it im so sorry but if you still care here it is ;D

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My MCL HeadCanons

-Castiel is the type that secretly calls his mom when things are going wrong in his life. I can only imagine demon trying to comfort his human when Castiel found out Deborah’s true character and decided to stay home for a while. The day before he returns, he stares at his phone hesitantly before picking it up and dialing his mom and telling her what happened. She always knows the right things to say to for any occasion and this ultimately makes Castiel feel better even if he isn’t all cheery.

-Armin has a secret skin condition. Armin doesn’t like being outside and normally just blames it on video games or his laziness to stay in the house. But what if when he was super young, he used to always watch the other kids play outside with his brother while he could do nothing but stay in the house and find something to do with his time. Being semi allergic to the sun as a kid probably used to seem like torture to armin. He more than likely finds an old gameboy while in the house and from then on, video games have been his go to. He can’t stay out in the sun for too long or he breaks out in a harsh rash. Alexy has never seen the rash so sometimes believes that Armin is lying just to get out of shopping.

-Castiels dad is Asian. When I first saw Castiel, I thought in no way, fashion, or form that Castiel was anything other than a European. But I noticed his eyes seeming smaller and slanted compared to others and thought maybe its just to emphasize his characters personality? So I dismissed the idea UNTIL I saw Castiel parents. His parents were not only gorgeous but HIS DAD. His dad was the check mate for me. Matter of fact, let’s rewind to when I found out Castiel wasn’t a natural red head and that his hair was actually black. At that point I came back to the idea and dismissed it again. But like I said, his dad was the set point. Castiel has to half Asian. He has to be. His dad looks a little Japanese to me specifically because of his really defined facial features especially around the jawline. Castiel probably isn’t that fluent in Japanese but can understand it pretty well, enough to get By.

-Castiels parents come from different ethnic backgrounds and thats why they chose their careers on Airplanes. More than likely they met through their jobs as well.

-Ambers shirt is really something….special xD Leigh specializes in Victorian clothing but when he first opened up his shop, Amber was one of his first customers. Her mom modeled one of his pieces in paris and this is how Amber knows him. She requested a special one of a kind tunic. He tried to explain his issues with it but she offered a nice chunk of money. Enough to afford some fabric for the next couple of months. He accepted and asked what type of fabric would she like for the tunic to be made from. With an attitude, she told him to think of what to use and not make her do all the thinking. Jokingly she added “you’re the expert. You should be able to make even a potato sack look good.” She left and not understanding the type of humor in the city just yet, he took her seriously and used a potato sack for her shirt. She loved it and this is why Leigh made more of them.

-Violette is pansexual. She is so sweet and just seems like the type that wouldnt care for your gender. If she likes you, she likes you.

-Peggy is the person that takes pictures of our illustrations

-Future Candy (about to graduate from sweet amoris) is probably narrating episodes from her diary that has pictures of these illustrations thanks to Peggy (they threw a grad party, and Peggy probably gave them all to her as a grad gift. they are no longer of use to her)

-Nathaniel stays up at night studying comedians and their humor to try and impress candy

-Rosaylas natural hair color is blonde but after meeting amber, she hated the color of her hair and just bleached it all together. (Blonde hair is easier to bleach)

-Castiel learned how to play guitar as a kid from a man that was a regular at their airport. The man used to fly out to do shows but even when the trips were personal, he would bring his guitar just for Castiel. This was Castiels first guitar because the man was getting old and decided to give it to Castiel. His second was a birthday gift for his 13th birthday. An electric guitar that came in the mail. Castiel hadn’t been to the airport in 4 years now since his parents invested in a good baby sitter but he recognized the name. It was the name of the man that taught him how to play. There was a note attached that said “Hey there Castiel. Happy 13th birthday. You’re finally off the clock. Sooner or later you’ll probably take the same path as me start your journey to becoming a musician so I wanted to make sure you got this. Its been two years since I last seen you but not a day has gone by that I haven’t thought about our lessons. You gave me a reason to play again and for that I won’t stop. Even after I leave this earth which will be soon. I have about a few more months to go now but I’m still up and kicking. The last thing on my bucket list will be completed once you read this and that is to make sure you get this gift on your 13th birthday. Its been a while since I’ve seen a kid with your spunk kid. Keep it up. Dont kiss no one’s ass. Enjoy the guitar, you deserve it- Lance”

These are a few and I will share more later :)

Thanks @my-candy-ass and irf94
Boyfriend!Seokmin/DK

• his positivity and smile pretty much was like a magnet and you were drawn to it hella fast
• when he first met you his already big smile got even bigger and even brighter that the members had to wear sunglasses bc he WaS SO HAPPY THAT HE SAW U AND U LOOKED REALLY NICE N LOVELY
• when it came to asking you out, he was the most extra he could ever be like everything about him just all went up 100 entire levels like his aegyo was overflowing and his teeth were like extra white and his smile was huge and he had 10,000 things to give u, flowers, chocolate, clothes, books, cards eVERYTHING BC HE NEEDED TO CONVINCE U TO B W HIM COZ HE LIKES U LOTS
• but you honestly kept thinking he didn’t need to go over the top w it all bc you liked him back all the same aw
• and when u said yes his smile grew sosososo big and his mood just increased 100x and he like shoves all his presents in ur hands and gives u the biggest bear hug in the world bc he’s so hapPY
• your first date with seokmin consisted of playing laser tag and eating food. you two were in opposing team for laser tag and pretty much ignored your other team members and just missioned yourselves to shoot each other lol it was really easy to find him bc he couldn’t stop laughing so u sneak up to him and shoot him and he’s all like aW DAMN IT
• then after the game u two went out for pizza but couldn’t decide what topping to have to you just had everything lol and u washed it down with Coke yas and had burping competitions as to who could burp the loudest and all the other customers that were eating there just gave yalls the stank eye and left the store but whO CARES U HAD THE TIME OF UR LIFE
• but you two ate too much that you both felt sick aw how cute
• as for nicknames, he likes to call you the worst things in the world.
• “hey my little cutie patootie”
• “honey snuggles!!! yooHOO!!”
• “darling o’ mineeeee”
• “sTOP OH GOD STOP”
• your first kiss with him wasn’t as romantic as others but it was rlly cute all the same, I guess he got real impatient that it had been like ages and u haven’t had ur first kiss yet so like one day he just yells out of the blue “jAGIYA WHEN ARE WE GONNA KISS????!!1!1!” and ur sooo thrown off guard and start to stutter bc ?? but u still find urself nodding bc idk and he’s like actUAL and ur like yeAH and then he just takes ur face in his hands and kisses u and uR A FLISTERED MESS ON THE FLOOR CRY
• public skinship? yessss, he likes to hug u all d time and hold ur hand and kiss u because he doesn’t see u a lot so when u two are together he wants to spend it being close as f to you, even public.
• “get a room.”
• he has a habit of being greedy towards things that he likes aka wenchang chicken (he doesn’t like to share that) and more importantly, you (he def doesn’t want to share you and wants u all to himself) but he knows he should but whY??
• lee seokmin lives for kisses all over ur face he lOVES TO SMOTHER U EsPEICALLY W KISSES like you’d just be standing somewhere and when he sees you he’d yell your name and come charging at u and u think your gonna get run over but noP he’ll stop to kiss you all over the face bc hE MISSED U
• his favourite kind of hug is the kind where he goes up from behind and wraps his arms around your waist… really tight, with a big smile, and he lifts u up and ur just dangling in the air while he holds u there and starts swinging from side to side and ur like a little doll while he cooes at you
• will whine like a baby when in need of affection “JAGIYA STOP TALKING TO HIM AND COME LOVE MEEEEE” and you’d like run to him bc lee seokmin stooop
• tends to tickle you a lot to get you to do stuff for/with him. like he’d want you to say that you love him but you won’t just to tease him so he begins to tickle you mercilessly until you say it
• also likes it when you show him your aegyo bc he thinks it’s the cutest thing in the world
• he ALSO likes it when you take care of him bc it makes him feel special when you do it COZ u don’t do it to anyone else but him anD OH GOODNESS WHATTA PRIVILEGE like sometimes he’d pull a fake sick just so you could spend the entire day feeding him and cuddling w him but sHHH YOU DONT NEED TO KNO THAT
• dislikes it when people don’t take him seriously at the times where he is serious, which is why he loves you so much bc you understand that he can’t be happy all the time and treat him right whenever he needs you aw
• he secretly leaves little positivity notes around the house for you to find to make your day like he’ll wake up at 2 in the morning as many mornings as he can so that he can grab 5,000 post it notes and scribble down 5,000 reason why he loves you and confidence boosters just to make you happy :)))) you always ask if it’s him leaving these notes and he’s just like whAAA NO
• has an addiction to his bfffffff kwon soonyoung like those two are inseparable he’s pretty much in a whole other entire relationship with him, when he’s not practicing or spending time with you, he’s with him and it doesn’t help when soonyoung keeps teasing you and saying seokmin loves him more ::(:(:(:(:((
• “he loves ME”
• “NOOO HE LOVES ME”
• HAS A CLOSET FILLED W COUPLE ITEMS I REPEAT HAS A CLOSER FILLED W COUPLE ITEMS
• constantly pesters you to buy some more bc your ‘in need of spares’ and you need to be couple goals and you need to look kwl in front of the members… seokmin what’s ur defintion of kwl
• you don’t want lee seokmin to ever get jealous, and it’s not because he’s scary, and it’s not because he’ll get offended… no, he’ll just WHINE. “YAH JAGI WHY WERE U TALKING TO THEM?? WHY WOULD U EVEN LOOK AT SOMEONE LIKE THAT WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE LIKE ME?? IS IT BC OF MY SHOES COME ON JAGIYA TELL ME”
• and ur like chill bab ily
• his phone background is a collage of pictures of you that he took in the most inappropriate times, like you in the middle of yawning, sneezing, sleeping and you literally started to cry when you opened his phone and that photo came up. LIKE DELETE THISSS
• your phone background is a photo that he personally made, it was a photo of a sun with his bright, smiling face photoshopped onto it, this was because he was the light of your world, off your life and everyone needed to know that lmao
• siNGS ALL THE TIME LIKE THIS BOY WILL FOREVER TRY FIND ANY OPPORTUNITY TO SING, ANY WORD THAT HE RECOGNISES IN A SONG WILL TRIGGER HIS BRAIN AND HE WILL JUST BELT IT OUT
• competitions on who can sing higher yas
• his role as a main vocalist for seventeen does tend to stress him out bc he always needs to be the best he can be, it’s usually him with the high notes so one single voice crack could ruin the whole performance, that sort of burden always rests on his shoulders but you always make sure your there for him in the times he needs you.
• because seokmin is usually happy, you find it hard for him to express some of his feelings to you. like if he’s upset, he won’t tell you, because his job is the 'mood maker’ so if he’s upset, everyone else will be too. which brings me to your first fight, you got a little mad and upset about the fact that he’s always keeping his upset feelings bottled in, you two bickered, yelled back and forth and eventually he cracked and started to cry bc someone cared about him, nobody took the time to ask if he was ok like you did and God he loves u
• and you ended up apologising to him for yelling like that and he promised to be more open about his feelings
• “sometimes, you don’t have to be okay”
• he sends you to sleep by singing the most softest sweetest lullaby in the world then proceeds to whisper sweet nothings in your ear until you fall asleep aw
• wakes you up by yanking the curtains open and letting the sun blaze down on you and when you open your eyes to yell at him your blinded yet again by his smile.
• lee seokmin trusts you with his life, he would do absolutely anything to see you smile and loves you with all his heart. you are so lucky to have him, and he sure as hell is lucky to have you
• “jagiya, I loVE U” - seokmin, said with the best English

anonymous asked:

do you have any advice on how to draw nick and dima? they're really hard for me to draw

i dont think i can give you a nick and dima drawing lesson since everyone draws differently, but perhaps i can try to give you some tips about capturing their likeness and making something look like nick and dima?? getting characters faces to be right is a real hard thing to do. i like to pick a few key features and work from them.

also wow this is getting long im gonna cut it. sorry if i go onto tangents a bit i kinda wanted to be thorough since this ask didnt specify anything in particular

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pdevil94  asked:

Hi! A quick teenlock hc if you dont mind. Its not completely clear in my mind but i have this vision (this is goin to take a few asks sorry). Anderson and Sally are Gregs friends n Greg is Sherlocks friend so the two are kind of S mates. Kind of. --

– and one day Sherlock is in library doing things on the computer and G, S and A are there too. Then Sherlock gets distracted by a hot rugby captain (;)) and somehow leaves the computer on and there’s fb open too. So S & A decide to pull a prank–

– on ‘freak’ and post something stupid on his fb. But this stupid thing gets Johns attention (the rest of it that isnt already captivated by sherlock) and they get together. Phew, thats it! And it only took 3 asks, sorry about that! Love your fics!

This is a LOVELY headcanon, thank you so much for sending it to me!! (ALSO THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE ON MY FICS! XO)

This would totally happen, wouldn’t it? Like Anderson and Sally sneering and smirking as they type out a petty, idiotic status on Sherlock’s open Facebook page while he’s accidentally openly ogling John Watson’s perfect fit body strolling by him, as John offers him a shy smile and a little wave rendering Sherlock completely speechless as he lifts a weak hand of his own and blushing furiously, entirely unaware of the events going on behind him.

And when he gets home late that night after his violin lesson and logs into his profile, he frowns, blinking up at the notification tab and pinching his eyebrows together in confusion at the several notifications he usually never has, clicking on the small little world.

And his face drains of color immediately as he reads through the notes of his classmates commenting with haha’s and such a loser’s and what a freak’s, before dragging his eyes up to find his status reading: I’m so obsessed with chemistry I’ll probably end up marrying my beaker since it’s my only friend.

Anger burns the back of his throat as he glares through rapidly blurring vision, tears stinging his eyes with humiliation, lunging for the mouse of his computer and fumbling clumsily to get the cursor over the delete button even as a heavy weight sinks into his gut. He knows that damage is done. This stupid status has been up for hours. Everyone has seen it.

John has probably seen it.

Sherlock doesn’t sleep that night, the embarrassment washing over him in constant waves, reminding him how much of an outcast he truly is.

Hanging his head in shame as he pulls open the doors to the school the next day, Sherlock is terrified to make eye contact with anyone, far too humiliated even as he can feel the gazes and snickers and snorts following him down the hall.

Peeking up from beneath his curly fringe, careful not to look at anyone around him, Sherlock quickly spins the dial to his locker, tossing it open quickly to gather his books for class.

“Hey Sherlock!”

Not quickly enough, apparently.

Whipping his head around in pure surprise, Sherlock finds John Watson hurrying toward him, that precious grin spread across his round face. 

The horror of what John probably saw on his Facebook page burns in his mind, face flaming immediately with the knowledge that John now knows what a freak he is.

“John,” Sherlock mumbles to his shoes, hoping the teasing will be short and sweet.

“I’ve been looking for you all morning,” John says a bit breathlessly as he stops in front of him.

Sherlock frowns. “You have?”

Nodding, John steps forward. “I, uh, I really like biology. And Science. And medicine actually. I want to be a doctor when I’m older.”

Confused, Sherlock’s brow stays pinched. “Oh,” he mumbles stupidly, feeling quite off-balance at this random conversation he’s having with the boy of his dreams. “That’s… um… nice?”

Grinning, John tilts his head. “I think it’s cool you like chemistry. Also, your ‘friends’ are dicks.”

Blinking rapidly, Sherlock is still attempting to process what exactly is happening when John steps a bit closer.

“I was wondering if you wanted to have dinner with me this weekend?” That darling rugby player asks a bit shyly, looking up at Sherlock from beneath his pretty blond lashes. “We could talk all the science you want over some spaghetti and breadsticks? I know this fantastic Italian place just down the road.”

And what was almost the worst day of Sherlock’s life promptly becomes the best.