i dont enjoy anything

nice winter fit nerd

oooh i just looked at the stats and in the past handful of episodes, percy and vex have soared past vax and keyleth as the couple with the most kisses, on the lips or otherwise - they actually doubled vax and kiki’s amount

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“Bruce,” Geoff says as he holds the phone to his ear. “I didn’t know you even had my number.” The words were casual but the accusation underneath was not missed.

“I got it from a friend.”

“And who-”

“We need your help,” Bruce interrupts, his tone firm and not betraying any further intentions though Geoff could tell immediately something was up.

“And what makes you think we’re going to provide you any help? I thought you would ‘rather lose your dick than accept help from us’ if I remember the conversation right.”

Bruce doesn’t react, doesn’t correct Geoff that that wasn’t what he said and Geoff frowns in concern. Clearly Bruce wasn’t fucking around. This was serious.

“We need your help. They have Elyse.”

Geoff takes a sharp intake of breath, face hardening. Geoff starts trying to calculate what weapons they have, how many people he can spare at this moment, how fast he could get there-

“What do you need us to do?” Geoff says, already preparing himself to do whatever is necessary to help.

Circle Of Life

Daveed Diggs x Reader
Words: 327
Prompt: something about a short person and the lion king

you may be thinking, why kenzy are you posting so many short fics in such a short amount of time. well here’s the answer!

i’m going to my dad’s this weekend, and bc i have to try and not die, i will probably not be on tumblr. i also rlly need to take care of my little sister  and make sure he’s not a dick to her. it’s basically just gonna be a big mess and while i probably will be writing, i don’t know. it’s just not the main focus for it.

but we have a four day weekend starting saturday so i’ll have plenty of time to write on tuesday and post everything i’ve been working on.

if you guys wanna talk and be friendly, i’m literally always on tumblr. introduce yourselves!

i dont have anything else to say except enjoy and that requests are open! x 


You waited anxiously outside of stage door for your boyfriend Daveed. He had decided to stay back to talk to Lin and Anthony, only notifying you a few minutes after curtains closed. Security had decided to leave you out in the cold, and so you found yourself leaning against a wall tiredly.

The loud creak of the stage door interrupted you from your thoughts. You turned to see Jasmine and Anthony walking out, biting your lip. “Is Daveed nearly done?” You asked, biting your lip anxiously.

“No hello?” Jasmine asked, pouting slightly. You rolled your eyes. “I’ve been waiting for him for nearly two hours now. I want to get home,” You stated, giving Jasmine a quick hug.

“How come they haven’t let you in?” Anthony asked, crossing his arms against his chest. You shrugged. “Security risk, apparently. Or maybe I look too much like a fan.” Both Anthony and Jasmine laughed.

“Well, the door’s still open. Just head in, he’s in the dressing room,” Anthony stated. You smiled. “Thanks Anthony, I’ll see you guys soon.”

You waved goodbye to your friends, nodding at the security guard and going to the dressing room. You smiled when catching sight of Daveed’s hair. “Babe!” You exclaimed, smiling wider than before. Daveed smiled back, opening his arms. You moved towards him quickly, squealing when he lifted you up in the air.

“It’s the circle of life!” He sang loudly, laughing.

You pouted. “Put me down!”

Daveed continued to sing, slowly putting you down when you began to sulk. “I’m sorry, I just wanted to have some fun,” Daveed said, pouting slightly. You turned your head away, ignoring him. “It’s just, you’re so cute and short.”

“Really?” You asked, turning and giving him a look. Daveed smirked, pulling you in for a hug.

“I’m sorry,” He repeated quietly, starting to play with your hair.

“It’s fine. But if you ever do that again, you’ll be lion on the cold, hard ground.”

i love maths and i love having friends who like maths too we were calculating people’s compatibility today (OBVIOUSLY just for fun its not going to actually be completely accurate its just the way dating sites do it) using the scalar product of the ratings they gave for how much they enjoyed a set of different things like reading and sports etc and then using the value of cosx that u get as how much they match (like 93%)… its cool cause it accounts for people who rate more positively/negatively (say if someone were to mostly rank things they really liked as a 6 but someone else might rank them all as a 10, as long as they are consistent it accounts for that) … i love doing shit like this i hope i get onto the BASc so i can keep doing maths at uni but even if i dont i am going to beg whatever uni i go to to let me take a maths module just for fun or fuck idk ill sneak into some lectures lol (i dunno if u can actually do this but Please,)

Homestuck Aesthetics: Sollux Captor

[john egbert] [jade harley] [rose lalonde] [dave strider]

[karkat vantas] [aradia megido] [tavros nitram] [nepeta leijon] [kanaya maryam] [terezi pyrope][vriska serket][equius zahhak][gamzee makara][eridan ampora][feferi peixes]

[jane crocker]

the arcjet quest is still like my absolute faves in fallout 4 because i still think accidentally test-launching a fucking rocket on danse was just. an extremely well-done moment all around.

i didnt even know what the button i pressed was for i just thought it was part of the quest and then i hear this countdown going and i REALIZE and have a complete OH NO moment because the guy is swarmed and completely trapped in the launch area and im trying to figure out what to do because i havent gotten his perk yet and then i watch in horror as my screen goes up in flames and i really, honestly, think ive killed him. like i legit almost went back a save bc i thought i severely messed this quest up and just lost a companion before i could max them out.

so then i run in there to check and see if maybe he’d escaped and i dont have to restart, and then you know your character literally screams “OH MY GOD!!!!” as youre going in and i just. fucking lost it. like id been meh on having voice-acting in the game up until that point, bc that made it all worth it. 

danse desperately trying to play off the entire predicament like it was all in a day’s work and he didnt just see the fiery face of death was an added plus.

okay, stop whining about the album having only 4 new tracks. do you know that some idols’ repackage album only has 2 new songs, a few instrumentals and tons of remixes? i’ve been a kpop fan since 2009 and BTS has never disappoint me with their album releases unlike other idol groups that i followed before.

so just chill and wait to have our mind blown with their 4 new tracks okay. also, namjoon is teasing fans on vlive chat about which song will be the title track: Not Today or Bomnal (Spring Day)? thanks for making us excited nams.

psst…did you notice that 2!3! is 6 seconds longer in ynwa?


Tokyo Ghoul x Persona 4 Crossover

someone just unfollowed me for liking the captive prince series eofrjgdkf

I dont feel important or skilled or special, I dont have interest in anything that I used to enjoy, all I ever think about is losing weight and dying and I’m thinking that maybe thats just what I’m wired to do. I guess some of us just aren’t built to live through 80+ years.

Geology Rocks!

lance mcclain : pilot of the blue lion, legendary defender of the universe, and part time flirt