i don'te care if this is late god

I just want to get out of here. I want to call you and tell you everything that’s wrong and i want you to tell me that its going to be okay. I need you to tell me its going to be okay.
Falsettos (Act 1)
  • Four Jews In A Room Bitching: This WILL Get Stuck In Your Head But You'll Never Be Able To Sing It Out Loud
  • A Tight Knit Family: ~ l i n g u i n i ~
  • Love Is Blind: Her Husband Gave Her Multiple STDs I Think I'm In Love
  • Thrill of First Love: We're Old AND Horny
  • Marvin At The Psychiatrist (A Three Part Mini-Opera): 1) Just Because I Left My Wife For Him Doesn't Mean I LOVE Him Right?? 2) Please Keep It In Your Pants Mendel 3) My Son Hates Me (I Wonder Why)
  • My Father's A Homo: I Hate My Dad (Being Gay Isn't Genetic Jason)
  • Everyone Tells Jason To Go To A Psychiatrist: This Family's A Mess But We Already Knew That
  • This Had Better Come To A Stop: Marvin's A Dick But We Already Knew That
  • I'm Breaking Down: I Just Want To Have Sex Is That Too Much To Ask For
  • Please Come To Our House: What A Lovely Table (Such A Romantic Table)
  • Jason's Therapy: In Which A 10 Year Old Is More Mature Than His Psychiatrist
  • A Marriage Proposal: I Know We Barely Know Each Other But At Least I'm Not Gay?
  • A Tight Knit Family (Reprise): Is It Wrong To Marry A Patient? The Answer Is I Don't Care
  • Trina's Song: Fuck Men But Also /Fuck/ Men
  • March Of The Falsettos: You Finally Understand The Title Of The Musical (Also What The Fuck)
  • Trina's Song (Reprise): Is It Wrong To Marry My Psychiatrist? The Answer Is I Don't Care
  • The Chess Game: Toxic Masculinity: The Song
  • Making A Home: We Are A Normal And Happy Family Please Don't Look Too Closely
  • The Games I Play: Shit I Might Actually Love Him
  • Marvin Hits Trina: Actually Never Mind (Marvin Ruins Everything) (Again)
  • I Never Wanted To Love You: Love? I Don't Know Her
  • Father To Son: Thank God I'm Not Gay (It's Too Late For Marvin To Fix His Mistakes But Damn If He Doesn't Try)
x-men: first class starter sentences
  • "Everything is alright and good."
  • "I don't know how you survived such hardship."
  • "Read to me."
  • "Anyone would be lucky to have you- you are stunning.
  • "Are you sure we can't shave your head?"
  • "She didn't do this, you did."
  • "I'm sorry, but we do not."
  • "I have complete and utter faith in you."
  • "Put... put some clothes on."
  • "It's a mutation, a very groovy mutation."
  • "I know we've had our differences."
  • "Would you date me?"
  • "God, I don't know what's gotten into you lately. You're awfully concerned with your looks."
  • "You don't have to steal."
  • "Next thing you know, I'll be going bald."
  • "Have you ever looked at a tiger and thought to cover it up?"
  • "You want society to accept you, but you can't even accept yourself."
  • "More tea, vicar?"
  • "You've never looked more beautiful, darling."
  • "No more hiding."
  • "I promised you a lot of things, I'm afraid."
  • "Take good care of him."
  • "The real enemy is out there!"
  • "Something tells me you already know the answer to your question."
  • "You and me... we're going to have a lot of fun together."
  • "We are the children of the atom."
  • "I want you by my side."
  • "You're not alone."
  • "Mutant and proud."

“Maybe you should go to sleep, huh, Sweets?” Chat suggested, squeezing Marinette’s hand. The girl in question had been falling asleep on her feet for the last twenty minutes. Her head rested on Chat’s shoulder while the rest of her wobbled.

“’m not tired,” she claimed, although she knew that wasn’t true.

Chat didn’t buy it either.

“Let’s go,” she said softly, tugging her closer to the trap door. “I’ll visit you tomorrow if you’ll go to bed now.”

“You will?” Marinette managed to lift her head enough to meet the heroine’s gaze. “Promise?”

“I promise.” She smiled and brought Marinette’s hand to her lips, placing a gentle kiss on her knuckles.

“Fine…” she finally conceded.

Chat opened the trap door and practically carried Marinette down. The girl was asleep by the time she was laid down on the bed, and Chat watched her for a short moment before covering her with a blanket and climbing out onto the balcony. She shut the door with care, her cheeks warm with admiration and adoration for her civilian best friend.

When she returned to her own home, she slept peacefully, taking comfort in knowing that she would be visiting Marinette again the next day.

latest greatest out of context quotations from my favorite professor/now advisor who taught Bible as Literature this past semester:

  • “Abraham tries to throw ‘em a bone, but no. they wanna fuck the angels” 
  • “there is something very Forest Gump-y about Jesus”
  • “I’ll drink from my own shoe. whiskey, of course. it’s not special or anything, I do it quite often.” 
  • “Samuel’s like, well! you’re going to die for this nonsense”
  • “I was going to give you a rendition of Ahab’s dying moment as originally performed by Gregory Peck, but I decided not to”
  • “basically you imagine Christ there like SHUT. UP”
  • “doves in the Bible mean dinner more than anything else”
  • “I enjoy the idea that getting fired from an elite boys school is somehow equivalent to crucifixion” 
  • “it’s almost like Marlon Brando gave birth to Tom Hanks”
  • “God’s all, Moses! Get out of that bush!” 
  • “it’s a new type of spicy mustard I enjoy. thanks, Christ!” 
  • “Mel Gibson in any movie whatsoever? CHRIST.” 
  • “if I understood how this room worked at all I would show a scene from Jonah, but” [points at oddly shaped podium] “I don’t even know what this is”
  • “eminent domain. God Needs It” 
  • “there was a certain creditor which had two debtors: the one owed five hundred pence…it’s like an LSAT question! congratulations Simon, you got into Harvard.” 
  • “how has he been brought there? car? amtrak? is he twenty minutes to two hours late? is this the beginning of Hamlet Act 5?”
  • “but he calls him son of man and is not in fact retroactively referencing Phil Collins” 
  • “I would have done it too. I have a gambling side, and I don’t care about human life.” 
Cancer decides to watch Tokyo Ghoul...
  • Cancer: Hey Capricorn, I'm going to watch Tokyo Ghoul have you seen it? Gemini said It's really good.
  • Capricorn: ...
  • Capricorn: Yeah I've seen it.
  • Cancer: Oh nice! BUT DON'T GIVE SPOILERS OK?
  • Capricorn: Well, I don't care. I have a lot of stuff to take care of anyway.
  • Cancer: That's... Kinda rude you know?
  • Capricorn: I'll order pizza for you.
  • Cancer: Omg you're the best I love you so much an-
  • Capricorn: You should probably start watching.
  • Cancer: Oh right! *puts on headphones*
  • Capricorn: *calls Gemini*
  • Gemini: *picks up the phone* Sup, Cappy! Or should I say Capricorn-on-the-cob~
  • Capricorn: Cut out the bullshit and tell me why the the fuck did you tell Cancer to watch Tokyo Ghoul.
  • Gemini: Oooh, a little savage aren't we? Relax, I just wanted to see how much she'll cry when Hide di-
  • Capricorn: First of all, Hide did NOT die. He's sleeping. And secondly, you are a fucking irresponsible bastard who messes with peoples lives without thinking about the consequences. Get your shit together or I'll have to do it for you. Now never. NEVER. Tell Cancer to do something emotionally draining again or I'll have to end up slicing your tongue and stitching your lips together using your hair. Got it?
  • Gemini: Yikes! Have you been spending too much time with Scorpio lately? Besides when did you start caring for her anyway? Didn't you say that she was annoying, moody and manipulative earlier?? You're like polar opposites as well. Hehee so you DO have emotions don't you~?
  • Capricorn: I will make you drink bleach if you keep on talking.
  • Gemini: Awww how cuuute, Miss Caps Lock is tryna look badass and tough to hide her inner marshmallow~
  • Capricorn: I swEAR TO FUCKIN GOD ONCE I GET MY HAND ON Y-
  • Capricorn: *hears loud crying from the other room*
  • Gemini: Lol there she goes...
  • Capricorn: Asshole.
  • Capricorn: *hungs up*
  • Gemini: I am a total match-maker. Case closed.

All I’ve heard you say is that you have no hope, and that this is your hell, so if it’s so bad then why don’t you just end it?

8

“Looking back on it, I kind of think it was the best of times. Families, like life, have a way of changing, never staying the same, but they’re your family, this eclectic, deeply bonded group. So you evolve, you adapt. And now… As I look at my life and my new extended family, I think of this wonderful quote by George Eliot. ‘It’s never too late to be what you might have been.’”

SHINee as a GPS
  • Minho: If you turn left here it will be faster than taking the highway. Okay now quick, turn left! Okay, now speed up, we want to get there as fast as physically possible.
  • Taemin: Turn left... No wait, right, turn right!! Okay, it has to be over here somewhere. Shoot, you were supposed to turn left back there, okay we'll just go the long way around. Sorry! ^^;;
  • Jonghyun: Turn left. Wait, did you see that dog?? It looked just like Roo ;; Oh my god there's another one. Can we stop and pet them? At least one of them? please??
  • Onew: Now turn left, right? (moment of panic when you don't know which way to turn, so you turn right) Malicious laughter, you thought I meant right, right? okay, but actually turn left, you're going to get us lost.
  • Kibum: What do you think you're doing? I told you to turn left. Okay, make a u-turn. No, I don't care if it isn't legal here just TURN AROUND. Okay fine, we're going this way now, have fun being three minutes late asshole.

Ok but here’s a serious question fam, would Kevin have a hidden/soft Irish accent?

Like ok hear me out fam, I know we all love Neil having accents from being on the run and blending in and all that ( all A+ would recommend if you haven’t seen them yet) but like

Kevin’s mom is Irish? (Scottish? No pretty sure it’s Irish? Idk it’s late but here we go) and she was doing her thesis or whatever in Japan when she co created exy and she didn’t die until Kevin was like 10 or something (that’s probably wrong but oh well) which means he would have lived with her and picked up her accent.

Then the Ravens made him get rid of it because ~uniformity~ (jokes is cause they’re a cult) so he stopped using it

Now imagine it’s his like 4th year at Palmetto and they’ve been through everything and they’re a happy little family so Kevin starts to let his guard down a little and get comfortable with them and just enjoy himself and there all just up late one night (team movie night duh) and he’s all soft and sleepy and someone gets up to get a drink and he asks them to bring him one and everyone just stops because since when does Kevin have an accent? Like what? And he doesn’t even realize and everyone dies because wtf that’s hot and he gets more comfortable with it slipping out but it’s pretty soft from years of disuse/living in the U.S.

Point is Kevin Day has a god damn accent that comes out when he’s sleepy or excited or really mad and not keeping it in check and y'all can take this from my cold dead hands

Dear antivaxxers...

So I blocked two willfully ignorant antivaxxer anons who continued to spew bullshit in my inbox.

For all two of you who don’t know, I’m an autistic adult. Got it?

Now for this mountain of utter crap.

One anon tried to use functioning labels on me and tell me to be careful how I use my voice because we all answer to God. The other tried used the excuse that they don’t walk into measles infections every time they step out the door. Um, just go to Disneyland and I’m sure you’ll pick it up right along with a nice skin rash. 

Yep, I got dermatitis from Disneyland once! Thankfully not measles BECAUSE I’M VACCINATED. Btw, according to my mom I showed signs of autism before I got vaccines, so fuck that shitty vaccines-cause-autism logic right up the ass! The only reason it took until I was 15 to get diagnosed is because I’m a girl and “girls don’t ‘get’ autism”. Har har! :D

Back to what I was saying: You antivaxxers can shut your ignorant pie holes with the bleach and other snake oil cures you’ve no doubt tried on your kids, because I’m sure some of y’all have kids who got diagnosed as autistic despite no vaccines and tried to cure it. Start loving and accepting your kids as they are instead of treating them like they’re broken. 

Do I sound like an asshole now? Good, because I’d rather be an asshole than willfully ignorant.

Autistic people who can’t speak and need help with even their most basic needs are still valuable people whose worth is in their being alive and not based on what they can produce. They deserve to be loved, protected and cared for. I will fight for them and take bullets for them and be whipped, beaten and crucified for them. I am just like them and sometimes I think God wanted me verbal and good at writing because He wanted me to fight for those whose behavioral communication goes ignored as meaningless. So here I am, kicking some ass for the sake of those who can’t defend themselves.

We all answer to God? Yes. You bet I answer to God. I’m Catholic. 

Guess what? God doesn’t make mistakes, but people sure do and you antivaxxers are making a big one. 

I hope none of you have to watch your child suffer through something easily preventable due to YOUR neglect. I hope none of you have to bury a child after they die of something preventable due to YOUR neglect. And I sure as hell hope none of you take your autistic kids out somewhere and shoot them to “put them out of their misery” because that happens far too often.

Do you know why measles is rare? VACCINES! Except it’s not so rare BECAUSE OF YOU ANTIVAXXERS. You are literally undoing decades of immunity with your bullshit fake science.

How do you think it feels to be told you’re unnatural, broken, an epidemic, a disease, a burden and missing? I hear it EVERY DAY from ableist people like YOU antivaxxers. You think YOUR lives are hard? You think it’s “hard” to raise an autistic person? TRY BEING ONE. I don’t mean the sensory issues or the things I can’t do– I mean hearing all the ableist bullshit I have to hear. I have feelings too, you know.

I wouldn’t change myself if I had the chance. God made me this way and challenged me to overcome bullying, emotional abuse and my own internalized ableism, and I’ll swallow lava and die before I let people like you ableist antivaxxers undo everything I’ve overcome. (Hint: it wasn’t AUTISM that I overcame because that doesn’t need overcoming. Ableism needs a LOT of overcoming!)

Move along now, antivaxxers. Anything you say in my inbox will earn you a block because I don’t put up with willful ignorance from people who don’t care to listen. If you don’t care to listen to reason then I don’t care to read your bullshit. 

I pray God sets your ignorant asses right.

9

♥  37thMStyle  ♥   What am I going to do without you? ♥  

i might be posting this extra late than expected but before this day ends, i would like to thank God for Minwoo Oppa’s existence.. His whole personality as a man really makes me want to adore him more than just an ordinary Oppa.. Yes he is that M Style, that cool guy, a sweet dependable hyung to Jinnie Oppa and Andy Oppa, Oppayam’s chitchai combo, Hyesung Oppa’s Papa Bird and Eric Oppa’s special stupid co-ceo ~ no matter what name or how we put it 

– he’s that guy who endured all the pain during concerts to dance in front of us, the same person who composed heartfelt songs to cradle our emotions, the person who smiled like he can face the world as long as the Orange Ocean is with SHINHWA and the one who said the words “I LOVE YOU” so many times together with his brothers towards us..

every camera encounter with Minwoo Oppa is a mixture of sincerity of his gratitude and a warm confession of his love for us.. he deserves to be happy on his special day ~ and of course I hope for God to grant the desires of his kind heart ~ ^^ HBD :”)

Lately Mashima has been giving us so many brOTP moments like, Gajeel and Juvia, Sting and Rogue, now Gray and Natsu, and I just… :’)

Thank you. Thank you Mashima.

Imagine Eren and Levi going to the zoo and they see a rhinoceros or something, and it’s so cool and Eren is absolutely beside himself with excitement because he’s never been to a zoo before. He’s gushing about it, reading the little information plaque to Levi and pointing out each one and commenting on their horns and stuff. Levi’s just watching them graze and tuning Eren out, for the most part.

They’re about to move on when Eren freezes in place. The rhino turns away from them, defecates, then promptly steps in it and kicks it backwards. Eren turns his head slowly, nervously, to look at Levi’s face, and… Yep. Twisted in absolute horror. Predictably, and much to Eren’s dismay, Levi ends up completely and totally appalled and disgusted and 100% done for the rest of the day.

And it was the first fucking enclosure. They still have the whole zoo to see.

Poor Eren.

(seriously have you seen them poop oh my god i don’t care how many poop jokes levi makes he would have a fit look at this jfc)

Ashton Irwin Imagine → Getting Hate

Pairing: Ashton x Reader

Request: Yes

A.N.: I’m sorry it took so long and I know it sucks, I haven’t had any ideas I’m sorry. I hope you like it anyway.

“Babe, I’m going for a quick run around the block. I’ll be back in a few minutes.” Ashton said and gave me a brief kiss. “Alright. Have fun.” I smiled. It was sunday moring and I was still in bed, half asleep. I didn’t understad how Ashton could already be up and out jogging. 

Yawning I grabbed my laptop from beside the bed and started it. I decided to check my tumblr and twitter since Ashton was out. The three month of dating weren’t always easy for me. I got a lot of mean messages. The tumblr side was more okay with mine and Ashton’s relationship but each time I logged into my twitter account, all I saw were hate messages. Sure, some people were really sweet but most of the comments were really nasty ones.

I tried to ignore them but it’s getting harder and harder. Insecurity was always one of my worst poblems, everytime someone told me I’m ugly or not good eough, I believed them. 

Nervoulsy I opened my twitter account and saw some new notifications. I clicked on the notification button and started reading.

’ (Y/N) is such a bitch.’

‘I don’t understand how Ashton can be with such a fat and ugly bitch like (Y/N)’

'Wow (Y/N) gained a lot of weight lately.’

'God (Y/N) is a fat slut. Ashton should be careful not to get crushed to death.’

Whie I was reading through the comments I felt tears welling up in my eyes. Those comments were a slap in my face. Why do they hate me so much? What did I do wrong? 

All the comments about my weight were the worst. It was a really touchy topic for me, I have curves, I know there are much skinnier girls out there and I was scared Ashton would leave me for one of those girls.

The tears I tried to hold back were now rolling down my cheeks. I shook my head and shut the laptop before I sobbed into the pillow. “(Y/N) what is wrong? Why are you crying, what happened?” Ashton asked worried and put his arm around my waist, pulling me close to him.

“N-nothing.” I sobbed and buried my head into hist chest. “There is clearly something wrong. Tell me, what is it?” I sighed and looked up to Ashton, “I just…I was reading some nasty comments on Twitter that’s all.” I admitted and looked back down ashamed. 

Ashton pulled me closer to him and cupped my face. “Don’t listen to them. No matter what they’re saying, I will always love you. Nothing can change that.”

More tears were rolling down my cheeks, “But there are so many girls out there who are much prettier and skinnier than me. I can never compete with them.” I muttered and shook my head.

 "You don’t have to compete with anyone. I don’t want other girls, all I want is you. You are perfect the way you are, don’t let the haters bring you down. They are just jealous because you have someone they want.“ 

"But -" 

"No but’s. I love you. Only you. And if they don’t understand that, it’s their problem.” Ashton explained and kissed me. “Now, lets go out for breakfast. I wanna show everyone how freaking lucky I am to have you!” he said and wiped my tears away. 

A smile formed on my face and I nodded. “Alright." 

"Alright.” he said and jumped from the bed, “and another thing.”

“Yeah?”

“I love you.”  

  • Mom: go to bed. It's getting late.
  • Me: but Oli Sykes says-
  • Mom: I don't care what-
  • Me: WE WILL NEVER SLEEP, 'CAUSE SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.
  • Mom: .....
  • Me: ........
  • Mom: .....
  • Me: I am so so sorry. Please don't kill me. I'll be in my room praying to god to wash my sins.
  • I love you.
  • Mom: that's what I thought.