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Datability of Twin Peaks men

Dale Cooper: Obvious choice.  Dashing, kindhearted, intelligent, troubled soul.  Has lots of issues as explored in his own book, so treat him kindly.  Only problem is you’d feel like a jerk if you ever fought with him.

Deputy Hawk: Hottest guy on the show, writes touching love poems, probably singlehandedly propping up the entire police department with his competence.  Likes over-educated Jewish girls, a plus for me.  Has aged really well in the revival teaser pictures.

Harry Truman: Not my type, but a real sweetie.  Would be your BFF if it didn’t work out.

Big Ed: He needs some time on his own without being in a relationship right now.  Let him recover.

Deputy Andy: A nice guy, but come on, what would you do on a date with him?  He’s constantly one accident away from fracturing something.

Ben Horne: Literally the only good thing about him is that his actor played Tony in West Side Story.  You can find someone else who can sing Sondheim without running a sleaze empire.

Dr. Jacoby: Hahahaha.

Dick Tremayne: Only seems like an option because the Twin Peaks dating pool is so small.  Ugh.

Hank Jennings: If you squint he kind of looks like Patrick Swayze, if that’s worth it to you.

Psst guess what today is o.o

It my birthday!! I’m gonna be asleep when this posts cause I’m scheduling it to post at exactly 12:01am, but I want to tell you all that I am so happy :)
When I finally got out of school, I didn’t really have any friends or anyone to turn to if I was feeling sad or alone or happy or excited. And now- now I have friends. I have people I love with all my heart. And I don’t think I’ve ever really felt love like this before? Not that much anyways. But right now my heart is full of warmth and affection and I love you all so so much. 
Thank you. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for making this year of my life filled with so many smiles and so much laughter and so much happiness.

I love each and every one of you. So so much :)

I was tagged by @aoyamayuga, thank you!! 

Rules: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better

Relationship status: in a relationship (for about a year now)

Lipstick or chapstick: neither

Last Movie you watched: Rogue One

Last song you listened to: I Love You (But I Hate Your Friends) - Neon Trees

Top 3 shows: bnha, tokyo ghoul?? that’s it I guess, I don’t really watch anything

Top 3 ships: Erasermic, Iideku and lately I’ve been thinking a lot about Mina x Kyouka it started out as a “what if?” and then there was this really cool fanart, it wasn’t even shippy or anything they were just standing next to each other and looking G O R G E O U S and now I’m slowly sinking into rarepair hell

I’m tagging @uglykun, @helenkarg, @d-lynx, @furesshingu, @kakashifan9, @eraserheacl, @mammonlovesmoney, @viper1123581321, @muddyguts

So Hamilton has peed on his currently two favorite wood chews (a “popsicle” and blue egg plant) and now he needs new favorites. He has some apple wood sticks and an apple shaped chew but he’s disinterested in both—and since his other two favorite wood chews broke he hasn’t bothered with them.

Anyways, I need to go and buy some new toys for him. What’s your small animal’s favorite chew toy? Give me suggestions! He liked the knot knibbler and wooden bridge from petco, but we’d like to try some new ones. :)

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Once I’ve read @helly-watermelonsmellinfellon‘s amazing Victuuri Soulmate AU compilation I just had to draw something from it! So here it is!(finally)
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