i don't why it makes me hot

  • So what if the next Deadpool movie started like every white teen movie?
  • *valley girl voice* hi, My name's Wade.... And I'm not like those other girls, oh no. I'm not a cheerleader, or emo, or a nerd. I'm just Wade. *pan over to Spider-Man". That's Peter. He is soooo hot. He's like if Ryan Reynolds and Andrew Garfield had a baby. *pans back to him* but me? I'm just Wade. And this is my story * Dirty Little Secret plays*
Just bros havin’ hot pot

Phichit and Yuuri are very clearly good friends. Friends who have history and who facetime. Friends who haven’t seen each other in a long time. 

Which makes the scene where they’re all having hot pot so much more in-your-face Viktuuri. 

Viktor and Yuuri are just 2 bros eatin’ n chillin’ at a 4 seat table. Viktor’s taken off his grey jacket which is folded over the free seat beside him. Got a full bottle of alcohol in front of him. He’s comfortable, relaxed. The boys are seated against the wall with the other two chairs keeping them and the rest of the restaurant apart. It’s more private and intimate that way, so that they can chill in peace. 

Why did Yuuri not think to message his other good bro Phichit and invite him to join? Well, it’s the night before a competition and Yuuri’s already feeling nervous, it’s fine that he just wants to keep things cool with Viktor for now.

But Phichit shows up all the same, so might as well all sit together and have a nice meal, right? Right.

And oh look-y here, there are two free seats right by Phichit, it’s going to be real easy to just sit down. But wait, Viktor’s jacket is over one of these seats. That’s a social no-no, a sign that says ‘seat-sorta-taken-unless-you’re-pregnant-or-injured’. No biggie though, the other chair is free and yey, it’s right by his buddy Yuuri!

Hang on a minute. 

When Celestino “Ciao ciao” Cialdini shows up to join the party, Phichit is seated where you’d have expected but Yuuri has moved?

That’s right, Yuuri changed seats.

Instead of just staying put, and having his pal Phichit sit down next to him with literally zero fuss, Yuuri thought ‘hey no, I’m gona go sit next to Viktor now that I have the excuse to since there are more than 2 people here’. 

And wait, what’s this? 

Viktor has taken off his black shirt at this point, and it’s folded over Yuuri’s (occupied) seat beside him. But then, what happened to Viktor’s grey jacket that was there before?

So basically, when Phichit arrived, Yuuri: 

  • got up, 
  • shuffled over the empty seat beside him,
  • moved around the table,
  • removed Victor’s jacket from the chair,
  • and then sat down.

Socially, this seems like a lot of obstacles to go through just to sit next to Viktor. But hey, it’s just sitting next to Viktor. It’s not like anything special happened from Yuuri being next to him. I mean, who knew Viktor was gona get hammered? The bottle of alcohol on the table that Yuuri had no intentions of drinking before a competition certainly wasn’t a sign of that. Not like Yuuri had any idea how Viktor behaved drunk, he’s obviously never drunk anything back in Japan…

And Yuuri was surprised by the pic Phichit uploaded? How could the boy not when Yuuri was being so obvious? Clinging and naked he may have been, but Viktor had the ‘drunk’ card in his arsenal of excuses for this. Viktor wasn’t the one who moved round the table in a clear effort to sit next to you. That was all you, Yuuri, and Phichit couldn’t ignore that when you were being so very obvious about it. He couldn’t! He your bro.

And bro got your back. Now you’ve got a picture of yourself with a naked Viktor Nikiforov. There’s something you’re gona wana frame and put by your nightstand. You’re welcome.

  • me: look i'm straight but i would totally make an exception for scarlett johansson
  • me: or natalie dormer
  • me: or kristen stewart
  • me: or felicia day
  • me: or jennifer lawrence
  • me: or taylor swift
  • me: or eliza taylor
  • me: or that chick from that comercial
  • me: or the girl who served me at mcdonalds
  • me: or that really pretty girl over there
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: wait
  • me: ooooohhhhhhhhh

Is it just me or did everyone learn to play the recorder in school? Why did we do that? Is there a career in being a professional recorder player? And of all instruments why make the recorder the universal constant????

Gemini & Virgo
  • Gemini, singing to themselves as they walk to a block party with Virgo: I'm walking, with Virgo, to get some, some pizza, and I'm walking, but its hot, why is it hot, its the end of December, that doesn't make sense~, but I'm walking!~
  • Virgo, sighs: Would you mind shutting up for a minute?
  • Gemini, catches an attitude: You don't own me~
  • Virgo, makes an annoyed face: Your not Grace nor G-Eazy, so shut the hell up.
  • Gemini, places hand on chested, offended: Rude.
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this episode of does my crazy hair and eyebags make me look hot….

two years ago i made a post in which I stated that I couldn’t draw great ‘fro’s on bee(atrice), hence why i drew her with straightened hair. ie: i was scared of getting it wrong and i had never even tried out of fright

and now.

now it’s all i wanna draw on orens

moral is: don’t be the the only thing stopping yourself from trying

good night!!

Another commission for ExtollerofTrolls! ^^ Webber and Wendy have some hot chocolate by the fire. (Colored digital sketches are still $10 for two characters! But I also have batteries in my scanner now so I can actually do the kind that aren’t digital lol)

This picture makes me nostalgic for winter and yet I know when it actually is winter I’ll just be like ‘ugh, it’s cold, why’

listen they all looked good but let’s talk about my BOYFRIENDS YUGYEOM, BAMBAM, JINYOUNG AND JACKSON FOR A MOMENT why did bam look so fucking kingly with blond hair???? WHEN WILL HE WRECK ME???? AND jinYOUNG CAN FUCK ME UP ANY TIME HE WANTS I LITERALLY WANT TO MAKE OUT W/ HIM AND THEN JACKSON???? LOOKING BEAUTIFUL PER USUAL THAT FUCKING JAWLINE CAN SLICE ME IN HALF???? AND MY BAE 1 DAY 1 YUGYEOM OUT HERE LOOKING SO FUCKING HOT AND SERVING LOOKS AND VOCALS WHEN WILL YOUR FAVES EVER STAN TALENT STAN GOT7

Since these seem to be making the racists angry, I’ll just post another #whiteout selfie! I don’t understand why white people aren’t allowed to be proud of their heritage, yet every other ethnic group is. I for one am very proud to be white, just like everyone should be proud to be whatever the heck they are!

Elsa? *knock knock knocknock knock knock*

Do you wanna play some Minecraft?
Come on, let’s start a farm
Or go collect some iron ore
The Nether portal’s causing me alarm

We used to explore temples
And villages
And make castles in the skyyyyyyy

Do you wanna build a golem?
It doesn’t have to be a golem-

“GO AWAY ANNA, I’M AFK AND THE INSTANCE IS STARTING IN FIVE MINUTES AND I’M TRYING TO MICROWAVE THESE HOT POCKETS JFC”

…okay, bye…

[ dragonxborne ]