i don't want to wait anymore!!!

washing a binder when your parents don't know you have one

okay so you’re probably gonna want to wait until your parents aren’t home so they don’t get suspicious. I do this every Friday as my school finishes early and my dad is normally not home for another 20 minutes

1. fill a sink or bucket with cold soapy water
2. scrub the binder until it’s clean
3. rinse out all of the soap
4. either let the binder air dry slightly or pat it down with a towel until it’s not dripping anymore
5. leave it to dry completely. you can hang it on a coat hanger then put a shirt over the top so you can’t see the binder

The Outsiders + Rock and Riot
  • Dallas: I don't want to lie anymore.
  • Darry: Dally--
  • Soda: Lie about what?
  • Dallas: *sighs* It's Johnny. I've been dating Johnny.
  • Everyone: ...
  • Everyone: JOHNNY??!!!!
  • Cherry: *leaps up* Dally's not the only one!
  • Ponyboy: *gasps* /You're/ dating Johnny, too?
  • Cherry: What? No-- I...
  • Cherry: *sighs* Marcia's always been my best friend, but now I love her.
  • Marcia: *leaps up and hugs Cherry*
  • Steve: Wait a minute...
  • Steve: *counting on his fingers* Dally and Johnny...Cherry and Marcia? You mean...
  • Steve: O_O I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH SODAPOP A SECRET THIS WHOLE TIME FOR NOTHING???
  • Soda: <3 <3 <3 Babe--
  • Ponyboy: *uncontrollably sobbing* I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
  • Two-Bit: Wait, /you/ have a boyfriend?
  • Ponyboy: Yeah...he's Tim Shepard's little brother, Curly.
  • Darry: *throws hands up in the air* Now wait a gosh-darned second!!!
  • Everyone: ...
  • Darry: Is there /anybody/ else who'se going to come out?
  • Everyone: ...
  • Two-Bit: *raises hand* I don't like anyone!
Explaining Broadway to my Friend
  • Friend: So Lin has a wife?
  • Me: yeah
  • Friend: And she let him kiss her (Phillipa Soo)
  • Me: yeah? I mean... it's a play?
  • -
  • Friend: WAIT HES NOT IN THE MUSICAL ANYMORE? (Lin Manuel Miranda)
  • Me: yeah he left
  • Friend: HOWS THE SHOW STILL ON
  • Me: what do you mean? They get some people in his place
  • Friend: Why? How? They don't just replace the cast!
  • Me: ...?
  • -
  • Friend: okay let me get this straight, none of these people (original cast of hamilton) are in the show anymore?
  • Me: yeah original cast is gone
  • Friend: I don't think I want to see Hamilton anymore
  • Me: I swear, if you have the chance to see Hamilton and you choose not o because of the cast I will actually slap you
  • Friend: But it's NOT the original cast so it's not worth seeing!
  • Me: /$:&;!&:/'/$:&&/:$-&&;
  • David: I don't want to lie anymore.
  • Crutchie: Davey-
  • Romeo: Lie about what?
  • David: [sighs] It's Jack. I've been dating Jack.
  • Everyone: JACK??!!!!
  • Katherine: [leaps up] David's not the only one!
  • Race: [gasps] /You're/ dating Jack, too?
  • Katherine: What? No- I... [sighs] Sarah's always been my best friend, but now I love her.
  • Sarah: [leaps up and hugs Katherine]
  • Specs: Wait a minute... [counting on his fingers] David and Jack... Katherine and Sarah? You mean... I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH ROMEO A SECRET THIS WHOLE TIME FOR NOTHING???
  • Romeo: <3 <3 <3 Babe--
  • Race: [uncontrollably sobbing] I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
  • Jack: Wait, /you/ have a boyfriend?
  • Race: Yeah... Spot Conlon. From Brooklyn.
  • Crutchie: [throws hands up in the air] Now wait a gosh-darned second!!! Is there /anybody/ else who's going to come out?
  • [Silence]
  • Albert: [raises hand] I don't like anyone
Crowd silencing quotes from cartoons
  • Avatar the Last Airbender: "You might have everyone else here buying your ... transformation, but you and I both know you've struggled with doing the right thing in the past. So let me tell you something, right now. You make one step backward, one slip-up, give me one reason to think you might hurt Aang, and you won't have to worry about your destiny anymore. Because I'll make sure your destiny ends right then and there. Permanently."
  • Over the Garden Wall: "At least wait until the storm dies down a bit. You'll be no good to your brother dead." "I was never any good to him alive, either."
  • Gravity Falls: "You really aren't gonna thank me, are you? Fine. On one condition: you stay away from the kids; I don't want them in danger. 'Cause as far as I'm concerned, they're the only family I have left."
  • Adventure Time: "... if I do things... if I do things that hurt anyone, please, please forgive me! Just... watch over me until I can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity! And then maybe Betty, my princess... maybe you will love me again... please love me again, Betty!!"
  • Steven Universe: "What do you know about my Mom?! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KNOW MY MOM! But I do know, she saw beauty in everything! Even in stuff like this, and even in jerks like you!"
  • Legend of Korra: "Don't pretend you know what it felt like! The Avatar is adored by millions! I was cast aside by my own parents like I meant nothing to them. How could I just stand by and watch the same thing happen to my nation, when it needed someone to guide it?"
  • Lilo and Stitch: "But if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you, though. I remember everyone that leaves."
  • Rick and Morty: "That - out there - that's my grave. On one of our adventures, Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world. So we bailed on that reality and we came to this one, because in this one, the world wasn't destroyed, and in this one, we were dead. So we came here and we buried ourselves and we took their place. And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast twenty yards away from my own rotting corpse. I'm a version of your brother you can trust when he says 'don't run'. Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch T.V.?"
  • Courage the Cowardly Dog: "There's no such thing as 'perfect'. You're beautiful as you are, Courage. With all your imperfections, you can do anything."
  • Yuu: I don't want to lie anymore
  • Yoichi: Yuu-kun...
  • Kimizuki: lie about what?
  • Yuu: it's Mika. I've been dating Mika.
  • Everyone: Mika?!
  • Shinoa: Yuu is not the only one!
  • Narumi: you're dating Mika too?
  • Shinoa: what? No- I... Mitsuba's always been my best pal, but now I love her.
  • Kimizuki: wait a minute... Yuu and Mika... Shinoa and Mitsuba? You mean... I've been keeping my relationship with Yoichi a secret this whole time for nothing?!
  • Yoichi: babe-
  • Narumi: I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
  • Crowley: wait you have a boyfriend?
  • Narumi: yeah... he's a member of my squad, Shuusaku...
  • Yoichi: wait a second! Is there anyone else who's going to come out?
  • Everyone: ...
  • Crowley: I don't like anyone
6

They were having a Princess Race (running while carrying their woman)…

by: midori.chan12 @ Pixiv

Imagine your OTP # 12
  • Person A: Suck me bro.
  • Person B: What?
  • Person A: I said suck me bro.
  • Person B: You just called me "bro"
  • Person A: So you wouldn't do it anymore?
  • Person B: Wait a sec.
Slowly Dying in Someone's Arms Sentence Starters
  • [ Requested ages ago. Sorry for the wait! Warnings for death, obviously ]:
  • "It doesn't hurt...Not anymore."
  • "I don't regret it."
  • "It was worth it to protect you."
  • "Please don't cry."
  • "I don't want to leave you..."
  • "I love you more than anything or anyone."
  • "Remember me when I'm gone."
  • "Say my name, so I'll live on."
  • "Tell them about me and what I did."
  • "If I did nothing else, at least I loved."
  • "I love you...Live for me."
  • "It hurts so much..."
  • "I-I can't breathe..."
  • "I wish it would hurry up and happen..."
  • "I want to die so bad..."
  • "At least yours is the last face I see..."
  • "I'm so sorry..."
  • "Live your life...I'll be there when it's your time..."
  • "This isn't goodbye...This is see you later..."
  • "I don't want to die...I can't..."
  • "I have so much more I want to do..."
  • "Please don't let me go..."
  • "Hold me until the end."
  • "I love you. I've always loved you..."
  • "Until we meet again..."
  • 2017: Hey Guys!
  • People: *sigh* hey 2017
  • 2017: How's it goin?!
  • People: It's going okay. Honestly just tired of our government. Last year didn't go so well.
  • 2017: Aww I'm sorry. Let me try to make you feel better.
  • People: Yea I don't think anything is going to make me-
  • 2017: Remember that show Prison Break?
  • People: Yea? It was a pretty awesome show. Sad Michael had to die
  • 2017: Well.... it is coming back this year!
  • People: What????
  • 2017: And you are getting your Michael back!!
  • People: OMG OMG THIS IS SO AWESOME THANK YOU-
  • 2017: By the way.... Have you ever heard of Twin Peaks?
  • People: Yes. It was canceled after only being on the air for a year. It sucks cause it was pretty awesome-
  • 2017: Well that is coming back too
  • People: SERIOUSLY???!!!!! That is so awesome!!
  • 2017: Since we are on the topic.. remember Will and Grace?
  • People: YES THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIES...Wait... are you...???
  • 2017: YUP!
  • People: *Squealing*
  • 2017: Also, I heard that you have been waiting for a release date for Kingdom Hearts 3 since 2005
  • People: YYEEAAAA???
  • 2017: Well right now I can't get you a complete date
  • People: ... oh
  • 2017: But I can give you a year
  • People: Seriously???? For me????
  • 2017: Yup! 2018
  • People: Awww 2017 you are so sweet! You don't have to give anymore-
  • 2017: You sure?
  • People: Yea you've done enough
  • 2017: So... you don't want an awesome Wonder Woman movie??
  • People: What??!!!! A what??!!!
  • 2017: okay guess I will take that back
  • People: NO NO PLEASE NO WE NEED AN AWESOME WOMAN SUPER HERO MOVIE!!!
  • 2017: Well if that made you excited. I can't imagine what my next news would do.
  • People: What is it?
  • 2017: Wellllll I think you are a huge fan of Doctor Who correct?
  • People: Yea?
  • 2017: ....
  • People: oh my god
  • 2017: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
  • People: Your not-
  • 2017: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
  • People: Are you really
  • 2017: The Doctor
  • People: no
  • 2017: Is now
  • People: NO
  • 2017: A Woman
  • People: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜
drug addiction starter sentences
  • "You have a problem!"
  • "I have a problem."
  • "What are those blue lines up your arm?"
  • "Are those track marks?"
  • "What's that powder under your nose?"
  • "Why have you been getting so many nosebleeds lately?"
  • "I found a needle in your drawer."
  • "I found your stash."
  • "How long have you been hiding this from me?"
  • "That's it. It's the drugs or me."
  • "You're going to die or end up in prison."
  • "You've hit rock bottom."
  • "How much did you take?"
  • "It's not that I want to get high anymore. I need it to survive."
  • "It's never been this bad."
  • "I need to talk to you about something I found in your room."
  • "Get that stuff out of my house!"
  • "I'm not mad. I'm just worried about you."
  • "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone."
  • "It seems like your religion wouldn't allow this."
  • "I have to draw the line. I can't support your habits anymore."
  • "You're just as toxic as what you're putting in your body."
  • "Can you give me a discount?"
  • "You have to get help or we're through."
  • "You lost your job over this stuff, and you're about to lose me too."
  • "I'll always love you, but I sure don't like you when you're high."
  • "I didn't know you were into that stuff."
  • "You said you'd never use a needle."
  • "Thanks for the extra. It really helped me get by this week."
  • "Be honest. Do you love the drugs more than me?"
  • "Rehab would be good for you."
  • "I don't want to spend 70 days just waiting until I can get high again. I'm not going."
  • "It's the only thing that makes me feel anything anymore."
  • "I'm sorry, I'm choosing the drugs."
In preparation for Welcome to the Madness
  • Yurio *mumbling*: Can you help me with my makeup?
  • Georgi: Huh?
  • Yurio *scowling and mumbling a little louder*: Can you help me with my makeup?
  • Georgi: What? You need to speak up, Yuri.
  • Yurio: HELP ME WITH MY FUCKING MAKEUP FOR MY EXHIBITION SKATE, YOU PAIN IN THE ASS CRYBABY!
  • Georgi: Well now you've gone and hurt my feelings. I don't think I want to help you anymore.
  • Yurio: Fine! I'll just ask Mila--
  • Georgi: No wait, come back! I'll do it! She doesn't know the first thing about eyeliner!

Write an English text at school: Urgh 300 words it’s way too much, how do I achieve that!
Write an English text on tumblr about a game: *write worth 4 pages of text* And if you want the detailed version say so

  • Beca: So... what about this Chicago guy?
  • Chloe: [with a frown] What about him?
  • Beca: I don't know. You look pretty gleeful, since yesterday.
  • Chloe: You think it's because of him?
  • Beca: Isn't it? I mean, what else could it be? You're all around him lately.
  • Chloe: Like how you've been grumpy lately? Why are you so annoyed?
  • Beca: I am not
  • Chloe: ...
  • Beca: It's just who I am.
  • Chloe: You aren't like this. Wait. Are you hiding something from me again?!
  • Fat Amy: [walking past] Just say it to her.
  • Beca: Amy! This time you don't even kn... What are you... I don't even have a thing to say!
  • Chloe: Beca.
  • [Beca looks at her].
  • Beca: I don't want you to go out with him.
  • [Chloe's smile grew slowly]
  • Chloe: So it means my plan worked out?
  • Beca: Huh?
  • Chloe: Making you jealous.
  • Beca: Huh...
  • Chloe: Did it?
  • [Chloe steps closer to a astonished Beca].
  • Chloe: Have it really been affecting you?
  • Beca: Not anymore. *Pulls Chloe to a kiss*
  • Chloe's thought: About time.
Viktuuri Cheating
  • Viktor: Yuuri we need to have a serious talk.
  • Yuuri: Oh no here it comes...
  • Viktor: It's just that...
  • Yuuri: *tearing up* You don't love me anymore
  • Viktor: Well...I cheated...
  • Yuuri: And he wants me to leave...
  • Viktor:
  • Yuuri:
  • Yuuri: Wait you did what?!
  • Viktor: I didn't mean to! It's just I'm so competitive and I love family game night and I NEEDED To win Monopoly!
  • Yuuri: Viktor Nikiforov you selfish, two timing ass~
  • Yuuri: Wait at Monopoly?
  • Viktor: *nods terrified*
  • Yuuri: Oh...well I cheated at Clue so we're even
England React to Canada Still Recognising the British Monarch
  • England: well... *sighs* Canada, you deserved this. I'm sad to say that we won't be connected anymore, but at least we can still visit each other as equals.
  • Canada: Thank you, England~ I'll do my best and beat America!
  • England: u-uh... that's not the first thing you should do, Canada! A-Anyways, I don't think you need the face of my King anymore-
  • Canada: no wait, I... um... I wanted to tell you that I'll still recognize your monarch, England~
  • England: h-huh?
  • Canada: It means that I'll still keep the 'Monarchy of Canada'! Oh, Australia and New Zealand said they would too, we talked about it~ I don't mind, I think the monarchs in your home are pretty cool-
  • England: *hugs Canada* this is why you're my favourite, poppet!!
  • America, in the distance: Ow! Why do I feel that an older sibling figure of mine is playing favorites again???