i don't want to ship you two

  • me: so..who do you like together? or like which two persons do you really wish were like romantically or platonically involved..?
  • person: you mean who do i ship?
  • me: oh thank god
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When you’re under investigation and unable to act officially but you don’t give a f.. about UN’s orders.
Idk, I just wanted to draw theses two together.

ship whatever you want, as long as it’s not real

Whispers to the side that means fictional people, not real ones.

don’t ship real people

No, this doesn’t mean stop thinking two people would be cute together, that’s not what I’m talking about.

I’m talking about creepy fangirls (and boys) who treat them like they’re fictional characters, that are there purely for their enjoyment, and like they don’t have feelings.
I’m talking about people who got mad at Markiplier when he said he was straight, because that didn’t fit their “headcanon” and “ruined” sceptiplier.
I’m talking about people who harass the significant others of celebrities and YT celebrities, because they’re “supposed to be with this other person!!”, and their significant other “gets in the way of that”.
I’m talking about the kind of people who sent Mikey Way from MCR fanfiction of him and his brother fucking.

Stop shipping real people, stop “headcanoning” them, stop treating them like fictional characters. It’s disrespectful, and fucking creepy.

They’re real people with feelings, and your actions can affect and hurt them, unlike fictional characters.

A Eulogy for all the Homestuck ships that didn't make it.
  • JohnKat: Sunk by a meme. Tragic.
  • DadMom: Sunk by a violent stabbing, also Tragic.
  • JadeJohn and DaveRose: Goddamn, Hussie pulled a George Lucas on us there. "You like that ship? Well they're related now, whoopsie!"
  • JohnDave: Well, you'll always have A03 at least.
  • JadeRose: The forgotten Beta ship. You were cute.
  • DaveTavros: You were a thing apparently? Well the fanart was cute.
  • Gamrezi: You'll always have the Shelby Cragg AU's at least.
  • TaVris: Hmmm....
  • GamTav: I have so many sad and complicated feelings towards you. It's hard and nobody understands.
  • GamKar: There was so much unexplored potential and too much offscreen development.
  • JohnRose: Never liked you, but you deserved better than a bunch of people throwing a fit over a t-shirt.
  • Erisol: I'll miss the <3<, and your Sprite.
  • Equara: God remember that anon that really really really hated this ship? Remember the harassment and gore submissions? That shit was wild... and creepy. Don't do this over fictional relationships kids.
  • JasproseJane: Never saw that one coming did we?
  • JohnVris: I will Remem8er You!
  • AraSol: Confirmed? Sunk? Aw well, you had a good run.
  • SolFef: Goddamnit Eridan.
  • EriSolFef: "We coulda had it aaaaaaall"
  • Rufioh/Damara: A foot note in the backstory that could have been explored more.
  • Daverezi: Sunk offscreen no less! A true shame.
  • Karezi: Retconned out of existence and the two don't even talk anymore. Ouch.
  • EquiKar: Fuck all of you this was cute.
  • VrisKan: Sigh. Rest in Peace Vriskan, may the shippers sing you to your grave.
  • Les8fins: Damnit Aranea!
  • Les8fins 2.0: Dammnit Meenah!
  • Meulin/Kurloz: Wow, that was an odd couple wasn't it?
  • Grimluck: I want to believe.

LET’S BE FRIENDS

When you’re reading a fanfic so good at 3 AM and you want to scream, but you don’t want to wake everyone up, so you silently scream at your phone/laptop screen while making weird hand gestures that might be a ritual dance to summon Satan.

  • Canon: Hi friend, here's a great piece of media with a neat cast of char-
  • Me: i ship the big one and the small one
  • Canon: Don't you want to see these other two? See, their romance is one to end all for the ages! They go through so much-
  • Me: i want to see the big one mcfucked up over the small one
  • Canon: But-
  • Me: BIG AND SMALL! BIG AND SMALL! BIG AND SMALL!

anonymous asked:

Mary Watson as a character absolutely ruined BBC Sherlock. I hope one day you may read the books of ACD and truly appreciate the characters of Holmes and Watson. I have no intention of being rude, but am just baffled how anyone can so misinterpret two of literatures most loved characters.

{{Mary Watson as a character absolutely ruined BBC Sherlock.}}

Such a shame that you think that a great and interesting woman character ruined your interpretation of Sherlock. Even with yer preconceived notion that Sherlock and Watson were gay and in love, I think you could have still enjoyed MG and SM version of Mary Watson. Mary brought love into John’s life and made him happy when he was sadly mourning Sherlock’s death. She gave him a beautiful daughter and most importantly, she became best friends with Sherlock too.

That is the most important part because up until then, Sherlock was the only close and trusted friend that John had (yes Stamford was his friend too but not on the scale of what Sherlock became to John) Mary liked Sherlock instantly and Sherlock liked Mary instantly as well. 

Sherlock knew that Mary was not perfect and that when he read her that she was a liar and keeping secrets but Sherlock had just come off 2 years of lying to his best friend and was still keeping secrets so who was Sherlock to judge when he himself was far from innocent. Sherlock could see that Mary made John happy and Sherlock knew that John needed and deserved to be happy, especially after faking his death and coming back to life.

For John to have Mary in his life at that time was the best possible thing that kept the Holmes and Watson friendship going, she saved that friendship because she knew how much they needed each other, she knew how important that friendship was to each of those men. The addition of Mary Morstan to the Holmes and Watson orbit was not about dividing these best friends, it was about enhancing it, about helping it grow to the next level, which was the brotherly bond that Sherlock and John had.

It was Mary who saved that friendship not once, but twice.

It’s all fine and good you think Sherlock and John were in love, I wouldn’t tell you that yer wrong. If that is yer interpretation of these two characters then, awesome. BUT that shouldn’t cloud yer judgement and enjoyment of the character of Mary Watson because even in the ACD canon stories Sherlock liked Mary. And in BBC Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes loved and protected Mary Morstan Watson. She was his 2nd best friend and they had a bond that was totally real because they both understood each other.

They were very much flawed but they wanted to be better people and they became better people because they had one common denominator, and that was their love for John Watson. And both of them lied and did things to protect John from their truths. They didn’t judge each other and they didn’t have impossible expectations of what a friendship was supposed to be. Sherlock and Mary did the best they could. That is why their friendship worked perfectly.

{{I hope one day you may read the books of ACD and truly appreciate the characters of Holmes and Watson.}}

Honestly I probably won’t ever read the books. My husband who is a huge fanboy of Sherlock Holmes on the scale of the Mofftiss, tried to get me into Sherlock LONG ago but failed. I only became interested in watching Sherlock when I fell in love with Benedict and then fell in love with the BBC version of Sherlock. The writing, the setting of London, the actors that use their talents to bring these wonderful characters to life. The BBC version of Sherlock is the only version I’d ever be into. Fingers cross we will get S5 because S4 was AH-mazing! and I loved every minute of it and I’d love to see them expand on Eurus and explore more of the Holmes Family narrative. I’d love to see John and Rosie interact more, I’d love to see Irene Adler make a surprise appearance and cause some playful trouble for Sherlock AND I want to see how the Molly and Sherlock dynamic continues, now that we know they both love each other. I’d like to see where that love takes them..

{{I have no intention of being rude,but am just baffled how anyone can so misinterpret two of literature’s most loved characters.}}

Anon, no rudeness taken! But I believe you are confusing interpretation with truth. The version of Holmes and Watson, YOUR interpretation is that you believe they are and have always been in love. That they are gay and that is the way ACD wrote them to be, gay on the down low because back then homosexuality was not acceptable. Well, the truth is, ACD modeled these 2 men after people he knew in his real life. And gave them personality traits of the people he knew in that life. We don’t know what the truth was about them. All ACD gave us was the stories of 2 men and their ridiculous adventures and it’s up to the reader on how they want to view this 100+ year old relationship between the world’s only consulting detective and a doctor who became his trusted confidant and documenter of their adventures together.

Thanks for stopping by!

  • Antis: shipping these characters is wrong you nasties
  • Antis: the creator confirmed the ages/ages are confirmed and this is abusive
  • Creators: ship whatever you want, just don't harass ppl about it
  • Antis: ....
  • Antis: creators are not beacons of morality, you shouldn't listen to everything they say you nasties
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You truly scare me. I just want to let you know that.

theundertalefanposts  asked:

Can you draw Magician Sans and Chill Vibe together? It is a ship I created with a friend of mine. If you look up Magician Sans, it's the one with the big witch hat and the collar of his outfit covering his mouth. I understand if you don't want to do this, it is an ask after all.

Ahhh sorry dude, I only ship Chill with @little-noko‘s Paper Crane, and don’t really feel comfortable with him being in any other ship. 

(8) Gladio’s pick-up lines

Gladio: Hey, Iggy. You feeling better?
Ignis: what about?
Gladio: Your fever.
Ignis: ?? I had no fever?
Gladio: Oh. My bad. You just looked so hot last night.
Ignis: Omfg, Gladio, not in front of the kids.

  • *straight non-canon ship*
  • Dude: Nah, I don't ship that
  • Fandom: Yeah no problem :) people are entitled to ship what they want (:
  • *gay non-canon ship*
  • Dude: Nah, I don't ship that
  • Fandom: W.H.A.t???1/1/ How FUckiNG DARE YOu. You HOMophoBic PieCe OF SHIT.
  • Dude: What, no I'm not homophobic, in fact I'm bi. I just don't ship these two. They're canologically straight and I get the vibes they're just friends-
  • Fandom: STRAIGHT??? YOu FUckING StRAIGHt WAsHinG CIS GendEred ASsHOLE
I don't understand why everyone thinks that marichat is the sin ship

Like I totally picture those two dorks watching cartoon movies and eating a giant bowl of popcorn and arguing which disney princess are. Like:
- Chat Noir: “I’m saying that I’m Mewlan!”
- Marinette: “No way! I’m Mulan!”
- Chat: “ You can’t be Mewlan, you aren’t disguising yourself to save the country! And you don’t know how to use a blade!”
- Marinette: “Who told you I don’t! Plus you can’t be her because you are Cinderella!”
- Chat: “No way I’m Cinderella!” I want to be Mewlan!“
- Marinette: ” You just want to be her for the pun!“

Or something like that.

Don't

Don’t even think about starting a fight with the other ship after this episode, I’m begging you, please, if you see something that triggers you just keep scrolling.
It was a hell of a good episode, I loved every single moment of it, I don’t ship them, but guess what? You can still be able to love them as friends, those two are GOALS AS FUCK, Daryl was trying to protect her in every way, his little smile before going back to hug her made my fucking day because all I want for him is to be happy and being friends with her makes him happy so be it! I didn’t see their interactions as romantic, it’s been a while since I’ve seen them as a romantic couple, but hey some people do (just like some people think Daryl and Jesus could be a couple), and that’s ok, accept every ship and be kind.