i don't want to see your face anymore

great comet characters as shit my classmates have said pt. 2
  • natasha: "i gave my boyfriend a stick of deodorant to celebrate our one month anniversary"
  • pierre: "gender is a social construct, time is a social construct and i don't want to exist anymore"
  • anatole: *holding a bottle full of an unknown green substance* "do you think it would be dangerous to use this as a face wash?"
  • dolokhov: "why the fuck is there eleven water bottles in your locker? i'm not kidding what the fuck"
  • marya: *trying to read while a group of kids are arguing loudly* "our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name please give me the sweet release of death"
  • andrey: *after missing an entire week of school* "what the fuck am i doing here"
  • sonya: *after seeing someone throw a stuffed llama across the room* "do you think llamas have feelings?"
  • mary: "yeah my dad has some pretty funny nicknames for me. my personal favorite nickname is 'disappointment'"
  • hélène: *after angrily slamming a locker so hard that the lock breaks* "what class was i supposed to have now?"
  • balaga: "i just found a dried apricot slice in my sock"
  • bolkonsky: "i think i just forgot how to breathe for a minute there"
Slowly Dying in Someone's Arms Sentence Starters
  • [ Requested ages ago. Sorry for the wait! Warnings for death, obviously ]:
  • "It doesn't hurt...Not anymore."
  • "I don't regret it."
  • "It was worth it to protect you."
  • "Please don't cry."
  • "I don't want to leave you..."
  • "I love you more than anything or anyone."
  • "Remember me when I'm gone."
  • "Say my name, so I'll live on."
  • "Tell them about me and what I did."
  • "If I did nothing else, at least I loved."
  • "I love you...Live for me."
  • "It hurts so much..."
  • "I-I can't breathe..."
  • "I wish it would hurry up and happen..."
  • "I want to die so bad..."
  • "At least yours is the last face I see..."
  • "I'm so sorry..."
  • "Live your life...I'll be there when it's your time..."
  • "This isn't goodbye...This is see you later..."
  • "I don't want to die...I can't..."
  • "I have so much more I want to do..."
  • "Please don't let me go..."
  • "Hold me until the end."
  • "I love you. I've always loved you..."
  • "Until we meet again..."

anonymous asked:

I just wanted to say you're hilarious. I don't even watch the show anymore or have much fandom interaction at all except for your blog. Love it. 10/10. Maybe you should write for the show. 😆Thanks for the laughs.

Scene 2 - Indoors - A Dim Hallway

[Dean and Sam look down at a dead body, covered in blood. The hallway is dark except for a single lit bulb, directly behind Dean’s head. It casts a light on the body so you can’t see it’s face. There is a somber atmosphere in the air until-]

DEAN:

Yep. He’s - he’s fuckin’ dead. 

END

Kong: Skull Island
  • Kong: Welcome to Skull Island! My name's King Kong. What's yours?
  • Tom Hiddleston: Tom.
  • Kong: So what are ya, some kind of action hero?
  • Tom Hiddleston: I'm an explorer.
  • Kong: That's cool.
  • Tom Hiddleston: I guess.
  • Kong: You don't say much, do ya? Who's your friend?
  • Tom Hiddleston: This is Brie.
  • Kong: OMG! Is that Brie Larson? Girl, I loved you in Room!
  • Brie Larson: Oh, um, thank you.
  • Kong: You know, people are always so surprised when I say I loved that movie. It's like they've never met a giant ape with good taste in movies before or something. I tell ya, girl: Just because I'm a big hairy monster doesn't mean I don't appreciate emotionally riveting drama. I bawled my eyes out while watching you in that movie. You totally deserved the Oscar.
  • Brie Larson: Thank you. I'm glad you liked it.
  • Kong: Liked it? Girl, I loved it! Would ya mind signing this copy on Blu Ray for me?
  • Brie Larson: Sure.
  • Kong: Oh gee thanks! Hey, do you guys like mojitos? I make a killer mojito.
  • Samuel L. Jackson: I like mojitos.
  • Kong: Get out of here! Sam Jackson, you're here too?
  • Samuel L. Jackson: You'd better believe it, Kong!
  • Kong: It just keeps getting better and better. Did you guys know I'm already friends with John C. Reilly?
  • Brie Larson: I didn't know that.
  • Kong: Well it's true, and he and I are having a big blow out later tonight at my place. There will be music, dancing, and plenty of mojitos. You all are more than welcome to come.
  • Samuel L. Jackson: Count me in!
  • John Goodman: Me too!
  • Kong: Whoa! John Goodman, of "Rosanne" fame? I feel like I've died and gone to frickin' celeb heaven over here!
  • Tom Hiddleston: Hey, how come you know who they all are, but you didn't recognize me? I'm famous too.
  • Kong: Oh, I recognized you, Tom Hiddleston. I just didn't want to acknowledge you because I don't care for how you broke poor Taylor Swift's heart.
  • Tom Hiddleston: She broke up with me, actually.
  • Kong: And I'm sure she had a very good reason for doing so.
  • Tom Hiddleston: Can we not talk about this anymore?
  • Kong: Sure, let's drop it... Well, I've gotta run, gang. Got a big party to prepare for, ya know. See you all tonight!
  • Brie Larson: Do you need me to bring anything?
  • Kong: Oh Brie, you're such a sweetheart for asking that, but all you need to bring is that beautiful face of yours. I've got plenty of snacks and drinks to go around.
  • Brie Larson: Okay. See you later.
  • Kong: This is going to be the best party ever!
  • END SCENE
  • -Joe
Can I tell you a secret? I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone like you before… Actually, I have. I met someone who was exactly like you before. He was just as kind, just as careful.. And I was the reason why things blew up in our faces. I’m afraid to wreck this, this thing here with you. I’m afraid every second of every day that something I do will make me cease to shine so brightly in your eyes, that something I say will be what closes your heart to mine. The truth is, I don’t want you to ever look at me and see less than you do now. Especially not when it’s a miracle that you saw anything here at all.
—  @itsfangirlalex - 🖤
flatsound sentence starters
  • "Tonight I walked through a field that used to scare me more than I scared myself."
  • "I wish I had known you then."
  • "It was never death that interested me; it was the idea of an opportunity to follow a cold breeze that promised to take me anywhere but here."
  • "I’m sorry you thought this couldn’t work, because I’ve never wanted anything more in my entire life than to prove that it could."
  • "You were not my world, you were my universe."
  • "And I wonder if that’s what it feels like to die."
  • "Why do I wait, wondering how long it’ll take you to admit it?"
  • "I’d rather keep my mouth shut then start to say what I can’t finish."
  • "I sit here wondering if anything you said was true."
  • "We both noticed something had changed."
  • "I called you up again today and you didn't pick up."
  • "I didn't expect it to happen this quickly, you know?"
  • "I sit here and I worry about myself so much."
  • "I wanted you to care, I wanted you to be nosy, I wanted you to be there."
  • "I know it's stupid of me to say that you don't care, I mean, of course you do, but I want you to care so much more."
  • "I can't be around all these people who all my life have tried to change me."
  • "I can't hide who I am."
  • "I will be happy for the first time in my whole life."
  • "It makes me feel good, makes me feel pretty."
  • "I will go to sleep; just know you’ll be in my dreams."
  • "If I cry, it won’t be because of you."
  • "You don’t have to wait or pretend that he’s just your friend."
  • "It scares me more than I'd like to admit."
  • "My only problem lately is I've got too much time so all I'm left with is that what's on my mind."
  • "I left out everyone and all I have at the end of the day is that what's on my mind."
  • "Say I came back today, would I have a spot in your heart?"
  • "I cheated with your ex best friend."
  • "You can't stand in my doorway for long."
  • "It's eleven o'clock, he's expecting you home."
  • "I'll walk you up the hill to your car."
  • "No, don't let go, don't let this die."
  • "I just need to know what I did to ruin this and turn your body cold."
  • "If you walk through that door there will be no us."
  • "I thought you were being distant."
  • "I did not mean to make this the worst night of your life."
  • "I need you to know what happened."
  • "I saw you walking by, you didn't say hi, you didn't even smile."
  • "You're not the only one who's feeling anxious toward the bullshit that's attached to growin' up."
  • "You said things would stay the same; well, have they?"
  • "I know you're scared, but you'll never get better if you keep running away."
  • "Sometimes you need to be self centered to understand yourself better."
  • "I'm not in the mood to stick around."
  • "Every day I think about you and why you had to turn into my enemy, when all I need's my friend."
  • "Look at me and see how much I've changed since you left."
  • "Well, is this what you wanted, for me to admit that this fucking hurts?"
  • "I was never good at talking smoothly."
  • "Now I don't remember how you speak; I mean, it comes to me in dreams, but by morning, I lose everything you ever said."
  • "I'm not perfect, I think I'm quite the opposite, I'm nothing to adore."
  • "Perfection is opinion and nothing more."
  • "I'll be here waiting when your plane lands."
  • "Hi, my name is none of your concern."
  • "I like the way you make me feel at home."
  • "It wasn’t a mistake - so please dont think it was."
  • "I didn’t have a lot to drink, I just needed a bit for confidence."
  • "They won't find out, no one cares enough about it to run their mouths."
  • "Just please, when you’re ready to go, try not to make it so painful."
  • "Will you write another sad, sad song?"
  • "It's obnoxious and it's useless to fight a war you're losing."
  • "This might be your only chance."
  • "Is it you who calls the shots?"
  • "I don't know why they're choosing to confide in someone who will talk about anything."
  • "There are people who miss me and I don't know why they're investing all their time into someone with my history."
  • "Why did you say that I was one in a million? Because I believed it."
  • "I thought I had something that you were too scared to lose."
  • "I also saw how often you say goodbye."
  • "Things were never supposed to be this good."
  • "Nothing I can say now would justify a thing, just know I'm sorry."
  • "I just wanted to say I hope you're okay."
  • "You're already hurt, I'm scared that if you put your trust in me, I'll make it worse."
  • "You're still so young, you have room to grow into something amazing."
  • "You won't remember who I am."
  • "I can't live with the chance that this feeling's ever coming back."
  • "I don't hate you, but honey, this still hurts."
  • "I'm not dumb, I know everything."
  • "That liquid he consumes makes him speak the truth."
  • "Look at me, because I exist."
  • "It's a shame that we're not soulmates because if I didn't know better, I'd say this feels pretty good."
  • "You've been gone for too long, why'd you go?"
  • "Is this what you think it means to be responsible?"
  • "I went to class, you didn't show up."
  • "I thought we said that we'd keep in touch."
  • "So live up to the name you’ve been making for yourself."
  • "Last night you had that dream again, the one where you try and run from your fears but you can’t because you’re wearing fabulous stilettos."
  • "If I were the sun, I'd shine my light on you and leave the people that hurt you cold."
  • "We’re fighting again, more than usual."
  • "I’m sorry about being me."
  • "I'll sleep on the couch."
  • "Bring me a cat to be my best friend."
  • "It isn’t like you ever said that you were committed to the thought of me and only me."
  • "I can’t believe I spent all morning trying to tell you I’m sorry about yesterday."
  • "You smell like the devil but you feel like the lord."
  • "I didn’t dodge all your bullets, I just denied that they hit me."
  • "If I told you I loved you would you reach out and touch me?"
  • "I wish we had just gone to bed."
  • "This could have worked."
  • "The best part of that whole song was skipping ahead to Nicki Minaj."
  • "I will not make the same mistake twice."
  • "I know you never really liked people, I didn't mean to make that worse."
  • "I still know the roads that take me to your street."
  • "I know I promised that we'd talk more it's just, I'm surprised you even want to talk at all."
  • "I'm so scared that you still think I'm the one who gave up."
  • "The plans we made were never mistakes, they just didn't work for us."
  • "You always knew the deal that we made and what this was worth."
  • "I'll go to sleep at a decent time when I find something worth waking up for."
  • "I keep checking my phone to see you haven’t called at all."
  • "I thought I was the best part of your life, now I’m pretty sure that I was wrong."
  • "You’re impossible to read so if you love me, come clean."
  • "I’ll refer to you as my special love, the one that set me free."
  • "I’m feeling lost in towns that were my home."
  • "It's my own body, I did what I wanted."
  • "It’s not that I don’t have words to say, I just don’t want to be the one that speaks them."
  • "Your only flaw is that you’re flawless.”
  • "I’m so full of shit, I’m surprised you bought it."
  • "Well congratulations, I didn’t know you two had made things so official."
  • "Don’t call me when it fizzles; in fact, don’t call me at all."
  • "What a beautiful sight to see you alive."
  • "I can't hold you responsible anymore."
  • "I'm lost now in the thrill of it."
  • "I just want to lay in bed with you."
  • "I'll throw everything I have into the flames just to make it last."
  • "There are reasons that I can't stay."
  • "I built my life around watching everything you do."
  • "I wonder if you're having fun."
  • "You said you were done; well, how done?"
  • "I want to believe that I really don't need him."
  • "I can't wait until I see your face and my brain feels nothing."
  • "I would never want you to stop your life."
  • "You were always a shitty friend."
Angst Sentence Starters
  • "How could you do this to us! To our family?"
  • "I really fucking hate you."
  • "You're disappointing as a man."
  • "I really want to bash your face in right now."
  • "You disgust me."
  • "You're never allowed to see our child again."
  • "I don't trust you."
  • "Fuck you."
  • "How can I believe you after everything you've done?"
  • "I should've known better than to trust a liar."
  • "Get away from me!"
  • "Don't touch me!"
  • "Touch me and it'll be the last thing you do."
  • "Touch me and I'll cut your fucking fingers off."
  • "Shut up! Shut up! I can't hear this anymore!"
  • "Do you love her...?"
  • "How long have you been lying to me?"
  • "How long have you been cheating on me?"
  • "How long have you been keeping this from me?"
  • "I can't believe this is happening."
  • "Is this what I think it is?"
  • "I was cleaning your shirt today and found a lipstick stain. Care to explain?"
  • "You smell like her/him."
  • "You're not only cheating on me but your family."
  • "I'll do whatever it takes for you to never see your son/daughter again!"
  • "I'm not surprised you'd do this to yourself."
  • "Oh my god! How could you!"
  • "Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth."
  • "The proof is in the pudding, my dear."

anonymous asked:

I'm sorry I have two questions, if you want to just choose one. 1. For your Fibro!Tsuna AU, why didn't Mochida challenge Tsuna to a complain-off? Tsuna can't complain/refuse about /that/ challenge (huehuehue) because that is his (totally) rightful THING, and Mochida gets his challenge. Even though he'll probably loose (miserably, but then he got something to complain about, so more points??? I don't know anymore...). 2. Is it ok if I /kinda/ stalk you on Tumblr? (I may check your AO3. Sometime.)

1. i’m sure he Tried….

mochida: i challenge you to see who can complain the most!
tsuna, the deadest look in his dead tired eyes: i have complained more in the past two days than you ever will in your entire life
tsuna: are you Sure you want to accept this challenge
mochida:
mochida: *drags hands down face, storms away with an anguished cry. again.*
tsuna: he’s trying so hard. it’s kinda cute.
kyouko:
tsuna: i mean uh. not like that. not that kind of cute.
kyouko: *pats him on the shoulder*
tsuna: i like you the most, kyouko
kyouko: you’re free to like us both, tsuna.
tsuna, weeping bitterly inside: but that’s so much Effort

2. stalking is Not Good don’t do it. but you are free to follow along any of my tumblrs 8U and my twitter. and my ao3. and anything.

Shows' thoughts on Headcanons
  • Wander Over Yonder: All your theories are canon! Go wild with Wander's backstory! And also your creative named ships (they're awesomely named btw) are valid one way or the other, but we won't address them on the show, that's up to you. Oh and we don't want Lord Hater as a chimp to be debunked! Someday we'll tell Hater's backstory but that could result in some debunks, maybe change them as AUs.
  • Steven Universe: Great theories! Some may be true, but others may not be, but we love seeing them! Oh and you're on the money with Garnet as a fusion, plus the two first same-sex characters in the animated series!
  • My Little Pony: We made the 100th episode dedicated to shout outs to you Bronies! Friendships pairings confirmed, a Doctor Who pony, Derpy speaks accurately, and a big musical duet! You're amazing! Though, Sparity didn't happen, they're just friends, sorry.
  • Avatar the Last Airbender: Great that you're making theories of bending and world-building! Though we prefer Kataang over Zutara for story purposes. Don't mind you making headcanons on their relationship changes in their later years, but we prefer Kataang to remain that way in order for Tenzin to exist.
  • The Legend of Korra: We need to make Asami and Korra be a couple. We won't address it, but subtly hint that near the last shot of the series. So yeah, Korrasami is canon!
  • Littlest Pet Shop: Nice theories. Though I wouldn't touch the main pets' shipping though. You can have fun with them in the non-canon sense, but our canon stories won't be doing romantic dramas. They're just friends first and foremost.
  • Adventure Time: The wonders of headcanons have such possibilities! Not sure if some would be true though. Marceline and Bubblegum's shipping though don't believe it, they're just friends.
  • Hey Arnold: All your theories and headcanons of The Jungle Movie will be answered. You basically summed up what it's gonna be about for all those years, but this version may be different to keep things fresh, but you'll still see the tying up on Arnold's parents and Helga's love confessions.
  • Gravity Falls: Go wild on the headcanons! The mysteries! The wonders! The crossovers! They're all in you to show how much awesome this show is! Oh, and your Stan Brother's theory is canon! So all the others are debunked! But don't mention any shipping in my face, please? Dipper and Mabel don't commit incest, not sure about Dipper and Pacifica or Dipper and Wendy cause he's maturing to find other girls, and I'm sorry, BillDip? That's just degrading! Sorry, but I don't want to hear anymore shipping! They aren't valid in canon timeline.
  • Some live-action shows (except Doctor Who): What's up with these "headcanons"? Silly fans, they're not true to my creative vision! My characters don't make out! I decide their story, not yours!

anonymous asked:

I'm in love with yoongi... I seriously can't do it anymore, I feel so desperately in love with him. He makes me happy, I love seeing his face, his smile. I don't want to sound like everyone else does, but I honestly feel so much pain and love and I can't

aw come here 

yoongi makes lots of people happy and i lov him too

Steven Universe Starters
  • "It's like a Dad Museum!"
  • "Love at first sight doesn't exit. Love takes time and love takes work."
  • "I just turned all my fingers into cats!"
  • "That's the most scared I've been since you almost let me die."
  • "But you didn't mean to hurt him! I know what it's like. Sometimes, you hurt people by accident. Y-you just have to try not to think about it."
  • "All comedy is derived from fear."
  • "What? No signal? Come on, I'm right by a satellite!"
  • "Do you know what this means? You can open really tight jars. You can remove staples without a staple remover. You can open doors without having to touch them after you wash your hands."
  • "Cards are a great way to tell someone something if you can't be face to face with them! ..or if they don't wanna see your face."
  • "Yeah, but nothing is still on Earth. Everything's always changing."
  • "This isn't the same world that held you prisoner, not anymore, and I know it doesn't feel like home but maybe that can change, too."
  • "I've got you! You've got this! We've all got . . . each other!"
  • "Because dad, I can't stay a kid forever."
  • "Wait! I have a better idea that doesn't involve destroying the house!"
  • "Safety is no punchline."
  • "If you're the one protecting me... Then who's the one protecting you!?"
  • "I don't want you to do this anymore! Not alone!"
  • "You gotta take this online quiz: "Which Crying Breakfast Friend Are You?"!"
  • "Sleep is a curse, and yet a curse I need to live."
  • " I have to protect you, what if somehow you get hurt? What do I do? I don't want that for you."
  • "True strength is about more than just how many mountains you can punch in half."
  • "That kinda sounds like the opposite of truth..."
  • "What do you know about my mom?! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KNOW MY MOM!"
  • "I do know she saw beauty in everything! Even in stuff like this, and even in jerks like you!"
  • Feel free to add more!
a hella long list of random lyric sentence starters
  • "I'm insecure and I care what people think."
  • "We're stressed out."
  • "Wish we could turn back time, to the good ol' days."
  • "Wake up, you need to make money."
  • "You used to make me feel like I could walk on water."
  • "You're the reason why I can't listen to the same songs I used to."
  • "I write songs about you all the time."
  • "I bet I don't run through your mind."
  • "I've given up on you.
  • "It still hurts to know you're not alone."
  • "Lately, my dog's the only one around that listens to my problems."
  • "It's been a lonely year."
  • "I'm just happy being with you."
  • "Quietly, quietly, the two of us are entangled."
  • "You don't realize the way I am."
  • "This silent love leaves a silent scar."
  • "I don't feel anything when I look at your face."
  • "That's nothing compared to what I had done in the past."
  • "Wild horses couldn't drag me away."
  • "You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress."
  • "Please remember me, fondly."
  • "We'll meet again."
  • "Fuck the man."
  • "I heard from someone you're still pretty."
  • "And when the morning came I was ashamed. Only now it seems so silly."
  • "Never meant to last."
  • "An angel kissin' on a sinner."
  • "Girls like girls like boys do."
  • "Always gonna steal your thunder."
  • "Imma take your girl out."
  • "Don't tell me what I feel."
  • "Kissed your girls and made you cry, boys."
  • "Tell me if you feel it, too."
  • "Hello there, the angel from my nightmare."
  • "We can live like Jack and Sally if we want."
  • "I would ask for advice, but I just do what I like."
  • "You're a waste of my time."
  • "I smoke cause I'm stressed. I try to get high, but it gets me depressed."
  • "I've fallen for her, more than once."
  • "My daddy is dead, I've got no man to follow."
  • "And I know that I'm shallow, but why shouldn't I be?"
  • "I don't want any trouble, it just chooses to find me."
  • "I've been thinkin' about fallin' in love."
  • "I've been thinkin' about you."
  • "I’m afraid somebody else might take my place."
  • "All my friends always lie to me."
  • "You’re too mean, I don’t like you."
  • "Fuck you anyway."
  • "You make me wanna scream at the top of my lungs."
  • "You make me wanna die."
  • "Keep on dreaming, don’t stop breathing, fight those demons."
  • "I got a hunger and it won't go away."
  • "I want it all to remind me of the first time."
  • "I think I like you, but it's complicated."
  • "It's always better when we're together."
  • "You look so pretty sleeping next to me."
  • "I belong with no one."
  • "You belong with me."
  • "Run off to school like a good drama queen."
  • "Do you care where you're going, or know where you've been?"
  • "Our faith is placed in second chances."
  • "You're the star of the story you don't care about."
  • "Just a little girl in a bigger world turning upside-down."
  • "You keep it all inside so that nobody knows."
  • "All these boys are thirsty for your outsides."
  • "You never care to ever let the right ones in."
  • "Baby, I'll carry you all the way home."
  • "I just wanna love you, dear."
  • "I understand you, just take my hand."
  • "I found God. I found him in a lover."
  • "He's off to pay his crimes and he's got no time for mine."
  • "It's tearing me apart."
  • "It's ruining everything."
  • "Were you lying all the time?"
  • "Was it just a game to you?"
  • "You know I'm such a fool for you."
  • "You got me wrapped around your finger."
  • "I thought the world of you."
  • "I thought nothing could go wrong, but I was wrong."
  • "It was always me and you."
  • "This body is yours."
  • "Your mess is mine."
  • "Luck be on my side tonight."
  • "You're the reason that I feel so strong."
  • "You still make sense to me."
  • "Boy, look the other way."
  • "That's not the way that friends behave."
  • "I always knew that I would love you from afar."
  • "She's got darling hazel eyes."
  • "It shouldn't come as a surprise."
  • "Why do you go wasting your time on me?"
  • "I'm eager to please."
  • "I'm scared that you’re gonna slip away."
  • "I don’t think she knows how she changed all my plans."
  • "You act like you don't know me."
  • "My god, you tempt my anxious mind."
  • "We are bitter losers, snarling through our smiles."
  • "We are wild."
  • "We’re fucked, but we say that we’re fine."
  • "We long for journeys and the roadside."
  • "Every little thing made me miss you more."
  • "I'm just trying to make a getaway to you, and I'd have gone a thousand miles more."
  • "And I looked at you, you were so damn cute."
  • "I know you're thinking of me."
  • "You're everything that I hoped for."
  • "I'm all the shit that you go for."
  • "Stop kidding yourself now."
  • "I never found a way to let you know."
  • "I also never found a way to let you go."
  • "Right now I’m feeling rough."
  • "Come settle in with me."
  • "I will not open myself up this way again."
  • "Feels like I don't know you."
  • "I've strayed from who it was that you knew."
  • "You were trying to make it work."
  • "You were sleeping in my shirt
  • "Sometimes things don't come full circle."
  • "I was hoping that you cared."
  • "I was distant, I was scared."
  • "There's no way to go back now."
  • "Just love me when you can."
  • "I'll wait patiently."
  • "I'll wake up every day just hoping that you still care."
  • "Surely even I deserve the best."
  • Just when I believe you've changed for good, you go and prove me wrong just like I knew you would."
  • "When I run out of second chances, you give me that look
  • and you're off the hook."
  • "Oh, what am I still doing here?"
  • "It ain't right to just love me when you can."
  • "Slow down, you are out of control."
  • "One of us is right, and one of us is wrong."
  • "It could be so easy if it didn't feel so wrong."
  • "What if I was younger?"
  • "I never should have asked, it was a long time ago."
  • "There's things I wish I knew."
  • "We're a million miles away."
  • "With you, my dear, I'm safe."
  • "You will be gone and I won't see you anymore."
  • "You left my love on the line and said that you were leaving."
  • "I saw you in the arms of someone else."
  • "I cry myself to sleep and you thought I was happy."
  • "I was lonely, had nowhere to go."
  • "I heard that you moved on."
  • "Everything has changed."
  • "Sometimes you've got to bleed to know that you're alive."
  • "The songs on the radio are okay, but my taste in music is your face."
  • "You fell asleep in my car, I drove the whole time."
  • "I heard you were lying about how brave you are.
  • "I heard you were still trying to get back to the start."
  • "I'm gonna miss you."
  • "Gonna miss you, girl, and all of the things we could've done."
  • "I move so fast, how could you be with me?"
  • "I wish you well. All the best."
  • "I spent an hour with you, should I want anything else?"
  • "We were sixteen, maybe less, maybe a little more."
  • "I walked home smiling, I finally had a story to tell."
  • "Time has bridled us both, but I remember you, too."
  • "You confuse me with your riddles and your sudden generosity."
  • "You really shouldn't get this fucked up."
  • "I'm tired of being careful."
  • "Let me under your skin."
  • "Why do I always spill?"
  • "God, I wish I never spoke."
  • "Think I got myself in trouble."
  • "Should've never said the word 'love.'"
  • "I'm sick of all the games I have to play."
  • "I've got your picture, she's got you."
  • "Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces."
  • "Everyone thinks that we're perfect."
  • "Go back to being plastic."
  • "Smile for the picture."
  • "We were too wasted to close the window."
  • "Do you want it? Do you want me?"
  • "You are where I want to be."
  • "I can drive."
  • "Who is she?"
  • "I used to know know to leave the boy behind without having to watch him go."
  • "Going on, my first impression, I recall you wearing white."
  • "There was something sweet in the air, babe, that summer night."
  • "There will always be another time for us to fall in love."
  • "The first times always cut the deepest."
  • "She is something to behold, elegant and bold."
  • "I could easily lose my mind."
  • "The way you kiss me will work each time."
  • "Eyes, innocent and wild, remind me what it's like."
  • "Pulling me back into the flames and I'm burning up again."
  • "I never understood what was at stake."
  • "Well now you've come and gone, I finally worked it out."
  • "I never should have told you."
  • "I never should have let you see inside."
  • "Don't want it troubling your mind. Won't you let it be?"
  • "You cool me down."
  • "Do you love me now?"
  • "I'm not so used to doubt."
  • "Light me up a cigarette and put it in my mouth."
  • "You're the only one that wants me around."
  • "I don't believe in you and I."
  • "I'm not yours anymore."
  • "You're always leaving me behind."
  • "I feel like a fool."
  • "I ain't got nothing left to give."
  • "You are mine, I am yours. Lets not fuck around."
  • "You are the only one."
  • "Yours is the first face that I saw."
  • "I realize that I need you and I wondered if I could come home."
  • "Remember the time you drove all night, just to meet me in the morning."
  • "I thought it was strange, you said everything changed, you felt as if you'd just woke up."
  • "I'm glad I didn't die before I met you."
  • "I don't care, I could go anywhere with you and I'd probably be happy."
  • "Maybe this time is different."
  • "I mean, I really think you like me."
  • "You pull away so easily."
  • "I'm only there so that you're not alone."
  • "So I'm pouring some whiskey, I'm gonna get drunk."
  • "I want a lover I don't have to love."
  • "I'll meet up with the band in the morning."
  • "Love's an excuse to get hurt."
  • "We both go together if one falls down."
  • "I talk out loud like you're still around."
  • "Do I let her sleep or should I wake her up?"
  • "We were lovers in a past life."
  • "I'll make you mine, time after time."
  • "We can keep in touch if that's what you want."
  • "You say I don't have the time for you, but I do."
  • "I am what you need when you can't find it somewhere else."
  • "I am what you want when you don't have anything else."
  • "I came here with a load and it feels so much lighter now I met you."
  • "Honey, you should know that I could never go on without you."
  • "You're the one that I wanted to find."
  • "Anyone who tried to deny you must be out of their mind."
  • "I know it's too late."
  • "I should have given you a reason to stay."
  • "We're not the same, dear, as we used to be."
  • "There was little we could say, and even less that we could do."
  • "Nothing was left for you and me."
  • "Someday you will be loved."
  • "I cannot pretend that I felt any regret."
  • "The memories of me will seem more like bad dreams."
  • "I know your heart belongs to someone you've yet to meet."
  • "You told her that you loved her, but you don't."
  • "She was beautiful, but she didn't mean a thing to me."
  • "I wanted to believe in all the words that I was speaking as we moved together in the dark."
  • "All I see are dark grey clouds in the distance moving closer with every hour."
  • "Was something wrong?"
  • "You're damn right there is, but we can't talk about it now."
  • "No, we can't talk about it now."
  • "One last touch and then you'll go, and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more."
  • "It was vile, and it was cheap."
  • "You are beautiful, but you don't mean a thing to me."
The intuitive types in a reality show PT 5
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>NOTE:</b> we wanted to thank everyone who supports this series by liking, reblogging and even commenting! It really helps<p/><b>INFP:</b> should we continue or...?<p/><b>INTJ:</b> I'm leaving this stupid game *goes back to room*<p/><b>ENTP:</b> well the atmosphere isn't right anymore for a game...<p/><b>ENFJ:</b> I'm gonna go check up on ENFP *leaves to go find ENFP*<p/><b>ENTJ:</b> is anyone confused or is it just me<p/><b>INFJ:</b> *nudges* jeez. *rolls eyes* ENFP is upset because INTJ doesn't get enfp<p/><b>ENTJ:</b> to be completely honest, I wouldn't understand her either<p/><b>INFJ:</b> *nudges harder*<p/><b>INTP:</b> I'm actually pretty confused. What?<p/><b>INFP:</b> *sigh* to be honest, I don't what ENFP and I see in you two sometimes...<p/><b>ENFP:</b> *sitting in the corner of the upstairs bedrooms*<p/><b>ENFJ:</b> AHA found you! *slowly sits beside ENFP* hey, how are you?<p/><b>ENFP:</b> I don't wanna talk about it<p/><b>ENFJ:</b> okay okay we won't, I'll just sit here with you, okay?<p/><b>ENFP:</b> *nods* *sniffles*<p/><b>ENFJ:</b> you need a hug?<p/><b>ENFP:</b> *nods*<p/><b>ENFJ:</b> *gently hugs ENFP*<p/><b>ENFP:</b> *sniffles* I just don't know why INTJ is so cold. I try so hard to get him to open up and see me as more than some crazy person.<p/><b>ENFJ:</b> and you are, we all know that. You see, rationals are like that. They are so logical that even relationships have to benefit them and make sense. Right now, he just hasn't seen what intellectual lesson you can give him<p/><b>ENFP:</b> you...how do you know this?<p/><b>ENFJ:</b> I may talk a lot, but when it comes to people's internal feelings, I like to pay attention more.<p/><b>ENFP:</b> *smiles shyly* thanks, ENFJ<p/><b>ENFJ:</b> I'm gonna get you a glass of water, okay?<p/><b>ENFP:</b> *nods*<p/><b>ENFJ:</b> *walks out of room to find ENTP waiting outside*<p/><b>ENTP:</b> hey<p/><b>ENFJ:</b> hi, what's up<p/><b>ENTP:</b> *frowns* nothing, it's just...I was passing by and heard you comforting ENFP<p/><b>ENFJ:</b> yeah, I was concerned for her. She's strong but INTJ, I think, may be her weak point<p/><b>ENTP:</b> *nods slowly and crosses arms* you...really care about people, huh?<p/><b>ENFJ:</b> *scratches nape of neck* uh, I guess.<p/><b>ENTP:</b> *narrows Eyes* have you ever thought about how unfair it is that people don't put in the same amount of effort on to you?<p/><b>ENFJ:</b> *pauses and frowns* I'm not being kind to people because I expect it back *begins walking down stairs*<p/><b>ENTP:</b> *follows* no, I'm saying that...doesn't it bother you? That majority of the people that you take care of, the people you would take a bullet for, wouldn't do the same for you?<p/><b>ENFJ:</b> *annoyed* what are you getting at?<p/><b>ENTP:</b> all I'm saying is be careful. Your unconditional love for people is really admirable believe me. But...there's a reason why ENTJ, INTJ, INTP and I lack in that area<p/><b>ENFJ:</b> Oh yeah? What's so bad about being a human being and not a robot? *walks away*<p/><b>INTP:</b> *goes into the downstairs room where INTJ is*<p/><b>INTJ:</b> *glances up from their book* what do you want<p/><b>INTP:</b> INFP says to go apologise<p/><b>INTJ:</b> *rolls eyes and continues book* what's up with you and that INFP girl. And also, I have no reason to apologise. As I said before, I was being myself<p/><b>INTP:</b> *shuffles feet* well I mean, I know that...but-<p/><b>INFP and INFJ :</b> *bursts in room* you gotta apologise!<p/><b>INTJ:</b> *mutters curse word under breath* leave me alone, everyone.<p/><b>INFJ:</b> we're serious, INTJ, we heard what went on in there<p/><b>INFP:</b> we aren't gonna force you, but at least let us explain<p/><b>INTP:</b> *awkwardly/silently steps out of the room*<p/><b>INTJ:</b> this is honestly stupid, why am I the bad guy right now?<p/><b>INFP:</b> you're not. But if you take initiative on apologising first, then she will follow<p/><b>INTJ:</b> well I don't need an apology from her<p/><b>INFJ:</b> just listen, okay? She just wants yo be your friend, and you keep closing the door on her.<p/><b>INFP:</b> don't you see how hard she tries to get to know you? Sure, I guess, she's a little too...<p/><b>INTJ:</b> "in my face"?<p/><b>INFJ:</b> more like enthusiastic. But it's hard for her to tone it down<p/><b>INTJ:</b> and it's hard for me to be able to deal with her when she's constantly dragging me along everywhere<p/><b>INFP:</b> *sigh* just...give it some thought, okay? She really cares about you and wants to get to know you<p/><b>INFJ:</b> if you need anymore encouragement, we'll be outside *INFJ and INFP leave*<p/><b>INTJ:</b> *groans and rubs temple* this is so stupid....so unnecessary, illogical, unpredicted, out of sequence, waste of time...and so so so stupid.<p/><b>INTP:</b> *quietly enters*<p/><b>INTJ:</b> *doesn't look up*<p/><b>INTP:</b> I agree with them.<p/><b>INTJ:</b> congratulations<p/><b>INTP:</b> no, INTJ, listen. INFP, I don't know, it's something about her being completely different than me that is really interesting you know. The whole, getting in touch with your emotions is something that you can't get by yourself.<p/><b>INTJ:</b> and how is getting in touch with my emotions in any way beneficial?<p/><b>INTP:</b> *sits down beside INTJ* because you finally feel satisfied. You feel satisfied that you finally have everything and understand even the most complex of subjects.<p/><b>INTJ:</b> *stares at INTP* what do you mean?<p/><b>INTP:</b> the thing me and you lack is...well...emotional and sentimental value to things right? They are, for us, the hardest concepts to grasp. And when someone can naturally see these things, it really teaches us something we could never do on our own<p/><b>INTJ:</b> ....<p/><b>INTP:</b> I'm not saying "go apologise" because I honestly also agree that you don't have to. But let her open the door once. Don't be afraid.<p/><b>INTJ:</b> I'm not. But okay...<p/><b>INTP:</b> *gets up to leave*<p/><b>INTJ:</b> uh...INTP. uhm I...<p/><b>INTP:</b> *grins* it's alright, no problem<p/><b>ENTJ:</b> *hanging out by the fridge* hey ENTP<p/><b>ENTP:</b> *frowns* hi<p/><b>ENTJ:</b> what's up with you *takes sip of coke*<p/><b>ENTP:</b> *eyes ENFJ across the kitchen, getting a glass of water* nothing<p/><b>ENTJ:</b> uh, okay....<p/><b>ENTP:</b> do you ever get tired of all these idealists?<p/><b>ENTJ:</b> well I guess sometimes, yeah<p/><b>ENTP:</b> and how they just act like everything is going to have a happy ending. And that love conquers all and how they can't set aside their emotions for a clear, logical decision?<p/><b>ENTJ:</b> wow there, what happened? First INTJ, now you?<p/><b>ENTP:</b> *grunts* whatever it's nothing<p/><b>ENTJ:</b> hey, you're worrying too much. Is it that ENFJ guy?<p/><b>ENTP:</b> he's just so naive<p/><b>ENTJ:</b> *laughs* aw are you having a crush<p/><b>ENTP:</b> *shoves ENTJ* I am just curious about how these people work. Afterall, we are all so different from each other<p/><b>ENTJ:</b> hey, remember, we are gonna keep it together and win this *holds out fist*<p/><b>ENTP:</b> *looks at fist and smiles* yeah we got this *fist bumps*<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
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SELFIE TAG
I was tagged by @jikooks-tae, @retorra​, @kpop-n-lockit, @iskpoptrash and so many other people, I am so so so sorry, I know for sure I’m forgetting someone :c

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anonymous asked:

you don't have to take on this request but after seeing so much of your style and your drawings of eddsworld i am DYING to see you draw paul, patryk, and tord together in one shot. :O also i just want to tell you that i'm super excited to see x marx the spot and will definitely be spreading your patreon around! again, very excited and seeing ANYTHING you draw makes my day and puts a smile on my face. <3

here you go lovely anon!

no one asks why Tord doesn’t want to take photos anymore

Lady Gaga {Sentence Starters}
  • "There's nothing wrong with loving who you are!"
  • "Sorry I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy."
  • "A little gambling is fun when you're with me!"
  • "You know that I want you, and you know that I need you."
  • "But I just can't be with you like this anymore!"
  • "I know you think you're special."
  • "I'll chase you down until you love me!"
  • "I won't give up on my life."
  • "There ain't no reason you and me should be alone."
  • "I don't wanna talk anymore."
  • "I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way!"
  • "Please, just let me go..."
  • "You should've made some plans with me!"
  • "I'm not gonna cry anymore!"
  • "Don't hide yourself in regret"
  • "I'm not your babe."
  • "I don't wanna think anymore."
  • "I want your love!"
  • "No, he can't read my poker face."
  • "You and me could write a bad romance!"
  • "We'd be so fantastic!"
  • "I promise I'll be kind..."
  • "I won't tell you that I love you."
  • "I can't see straight anymore."
  • "I'll follow you until you love me!"
  • "I can't remember, but it's alright."
Send me one of the following for my muse to respond.
  • 1. I am a little bit of loneliness, a little bit of disregard.
  • 2. I'm a handful of complaints.
  • 3. I can’t help the fact that everyone can see these scars
  • 4. I am what I want you to want what.
  • 5. But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you to just believe this is real.
  • 6. So I let go, watching you turn your back like you always do.
  • 7. Face away and pretend that I'm not.
  • 8. I'll be here 'cause you're all that I got
  • 9. I can't feel the way I did before.
  • 10. Don't turn your back on me.
  • 11. I won't be ignored.
  • 12. Time won't heal this damage anymore.
  • 13. I am a little bit insecure, a little unconfident.
  • 14. You don't understand I do what I can.
  • 15. Sometimes I don't make sense.
  • 16. I am what you never wanna say.
  • 17. I've never had a doubt.
  • 18. It's like no matter what I do I can't convince you for once just to hear me out.
  • 19. Hear me out now.
  • 20. You're gonna listen to me, like it or not.
one direction // preference // he sees you after the breakup
  • harry: it'd been two months since you'd last seen each other - and that was when you were leaving his apartment for good. there had been too many fights since you were both getting more and more stressed and just taking it out on each other, so you decided it'd be best if you split. you were doing okay, not great or anything, but you were okay. that was until you saw him at one of the clubs you'd gone to with friends, him across the room and clearly having noticed you. a part of you wondered whether he'd known you'd been there all night, since he was watching you so intently. and after you tried to ignore his presence for a good half-an-hour, you eventually walked over to him and said hello, where the two of you went on to chat just like the old times, and somewhat fall back in love; even though you never fell out of love.
  • zayn: the breakup was messy, filled with tears and yelling and you storming out of the apartment and never returning. you had ignored all his texts and calls, not wanting to fall back in love with him only to get hurt by his career again. you still loved him though, but the lack of calls made it easier for you to resist all urges to see him. and then you ran into him while you were shopping. at first he just apologised and went to keep moving, but as soon as he relised who he had just bumped into, he held your arms, shaking his head with a smile. 'so good to see you.' he nodded and you couldn't help but smile, agreeing. you really had missed him, and a huge part of you just wanted to invite him back to your apartment so you could spend the night watching movies like you used to. so you did.
  • louis: it had been over a year, and while you were doing much better than you were doing when the breakup happened, you still weren't 100% over him. it was strange, no matter who you dated, you just couldn't stop comparing them to what it was like to date louis tomlinson. no-one was ever good enough to compare to him. there hadn't been any texting all or calling, and honestly, you missed being able to see him in person and behind the closed doors. so when you bumped into him at a coffee shop, you couldn't wipe the smile from your face. the two of you chatted for a while before louis offered to take you out for dinner in a few nights, and not one part of you even though about saying no to that offer.
  • niall: the break up was a mutual decision - well as mutual a break up can be - but that didn't mean you weren't still hurting. it'd only been a few weeks since you broke up, and between then and now, the two of you had text a few times when you were both missing each other. however, you were still majorly surprised when he walked through the door of your work, hands in his pockets as he walked straight up to the counter where you were standing. with a soft sigh he looked down, before looking back up at your face, 'i dont think i can be without you anymore. i think this breakup helped us sort of... get out bearings, but i feel incomplete. and i know most breakups are like that and most people would just say i'm still getting over it - but i don't think i'll ever get over you. i'll always want you. so... i think, if it's okay with you, we should get back together.'
  • liam: he had spotted you across the room at an event, seeing you standing with a few well-known faces that you'd become friends with after meeting liam. everyone knew about your breakup, and the magazines had a great time displaying pictures of liam with any girl that wasn't you. sure, it kind of hurt, and although magazines had never told any truth while the two of you were together, there was a large part of you that couldn't help but think that perhaps liam had moved on and was seeing another girl, or sleeping with a few. but as you caught his eyes across the room, all you could manage was a sad smile, lifting your drink in a sort of 'cheers', before turning back to your friends. that was until liam was beside you, whispering in your ear to speak to you in private. as you followed him out to the hallway that lead to the bathrooms, he held you close and pressed a kiss to your lips, shaking his head, 'i've wanted to do that again for so long.'
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