Alright. This is somewhere in 2001 cclsibwHAHAHAHA Joe meets Patrick and he's like "Yo, I know about music." And Patrick's like "Yo, I know more about music." "That's impossible, do you wanna start a band?" And Patrick's like "yeah that's cool." And then he's like "Yo, this is book store not a music store." And then they meet at Patrick's house and Patrick's wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick's playing drums for some fucking reason and Pete's there for some reason. They start playing music together and they're like oh, let's play some fucking covers from some other bands. It was like Green Day, fuckin' Misfits, and fuckin' Ramones. Pete said to Joe "Yo, we gotta change this shit up." ahHAHAHHEHEHEHUE "Yo, we played all these bands lets play shit from Fall out Boy." and so Pete and Patrick are like "Yo, that's dope but we need a fucking drummer." Because Patrick's playing drums and he's a singer. Patrick's like "Yo, I gotta soul voice." And their like "wait how do you have a soul voice?" And he's like "Yo watch this YEAAAAAAAEAAAAAaaaAAAH." And their like oh my god that sounds like soul so they put it in the song and it was like "where is your boy tonIIIiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGhhHTT." ckchtHAHAHAHAHAHAHA And then their like "Yo, that's fucking perfect, this is Fall out Boy." And they made records like evening out with your ex-girlfriend. Evening out with your ex-girlfriend. Everybody loves it 'Its called eating out with your girlfriend.' With your EX-girlfriend. It's called eating out with your ex-girlfriend. ITS CALled eating out your girlfriend and its real and it doesn't matter. And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he's like "Yo, what da fuUUUCCKKK! Yo, this is gonna be fuckin doooOOOOOPE." And they made a record and it was called Take this to your grave. They made it without a drummer! They had three to four drummers come in. The four drummers they had come in were like Josh Freese, Neil Peart, the dude from toto, ccckcht the dude was like from Papa Roach or something. And their like "Yo, we need Andy Hurley. Andy Hurley. Take this to your Grave, fucking record it." And he did it and he killed it and he was like bigadidablalalalapshfhppPFSHTCHHHT. Killin the skins. Tapping the skins. Tapping the rim. Playing the shit. Killin these bitches. Rapping it out. YoURE GETTING A FUCKING TATToO rIgHt noW?! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?! "We should get signed to fueled by ramen, cause these guys know what the fuck is going on." They were like "Yo, if you can make our scene any bigger than it is which is not fucking hard." Ckvchhtchtblechkt "we will sign you guys." Pete was like "Yo, this record is fucking dooooope dude." Its called Take this to your Grave its called from Under the Cork Tree and its gonna be fuckin huge. And Patrick's like "I gotta keep it real, I gotta keep it artistic. These are three songs that are gonna make the album and it's called argHHBURPGHS thnks fr th mmrs, 20 dollar nose bleed and sugar we're going down." And they made this record that was fuckin dope and it fucking hit on the charts like 1,2,3,3,2,1,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 10 to 1. From Under the Cork Tree sold like 4 million records. 10 million records. 15 million records. And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record. And Patrick was like "thATS GOOOOOoooooooOOOOOoOD." And Pete was like "FUCK YOU! I can do whatever I want!" Joe was like "Yeah, that's cool man whatever I don't give a shit." Chkt and Andy was like "eh, cool." And Pete was like "Make up is fucking great for a guy. Because it makes a guy look beautiful. Which a lot of times a guy is not beautiful. And I wanna change that. I want to make sure everyone to think that guys are beautiful." Pbht, psstbh 'hey you okay.' I'm good so far 'you wanna spit one more time?' Yeah I do arghpsshfbt psstbht phew chchktsHUTHEFUCK ooho fuck alright alright Pete was like "oh my god I'm so embarrassed about this dick pic." And then I saw the dick pic and I was like 'eh it's not bad.' Its not a bad dick let's be real. We made rolling stone one issue before Fall out Boy. And Fall out about made the issue right after us. They were so piSSED. They were like 'yo, fuck you guys.' They were like "Yo, Panic! Has the fucking cover for Rolling Stone? YO FUCK THESE DUDES WE'RE GONNA GO FUCKING MILES ABOVE! WE'RE GONNA HIT EVERY FUCKING CONTINENT THERE IS KNOWN TO MAN!" But they didn't, because they missed a second of time apparently they were like "shit we hit every continent." But they didn't actually hit it. Yo Pete was like "WHAT THE FUCK!" Oh you didn't fucking make the continent it was like fuCK YOU. So from Under the Cork Tree happens. We fucking had three, four years of awesomeness like people were cumming on themselves cause it's so big. So Fall out Boy was like so Patrick's like "Yo, our record from Under the Cork Tree, from americanidinrisfjcckkht hohohhaha from infinity on high. Pete was like "Yo, Folie a Duex means the theatric of two." Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Fall out Boy was like "Yo, we gotta take a break." Meaning Pete was like "Yo, we gotta take a break bro." And Patrick's like "I need time for my music yeAAAAAAAEEAAAaaaAH." And Joe's like "Yo, I need time to find the fucking art man. I need to play some fuckin medal." And Andy's like "I'm just gonna play with some fucking medal bands." And their like "Alright." This breaks been like four years long, two years long, three years long, three and a half? "We gotta fucking come back man. We gotta comeback strooooong." YOU TOOK MY BEER AWAY WHAT THE FUck 'you poured it all over yourself.' "We gotta make this shit legit. It's gonna be fucking dope. It's gonna go fucking sky high. We're gonna make a fucking record that sails into sky's. We're gonna call this record... Save Rock and Roll." So they made Alone Together, Lite Em Up, Alone Together, Phoenix and everybody's like 'what the fuUck. You're working with this guy that fucking record Avril Lavigne and P!NK.' what the fuck is this on my shirt? Did I pee on myself? 'You poured beer all over you.' Ooh god. Pete was like "Yo, we're gonna end up on this tour with Panic! At this Disco and Twenty One Pilots." HAHAHAATRGHBURPPSHFT. And that's all. And that's all that matters. And that's the how the fucking story goes.