i don't wanna talk to anybody

My boi ❤️

What went down in Moana
  • Gramma Tala: imma terrify the s**t out of some little kids
  • Chief Tui: you're a very bad example for my daughter
  • Gramma Tala: ikr
  • Moana: *is cute and helpless, wanders to the ocean*
  • Sea turtle: *is cute and helpless, fails to wander to ocean*
  • Moana: holy s**t birds, don't eat the turtle
  • Birds: fine, whatevs
  • Ocean: thanks for the turtle Moana
  • Moana: no prob
  • Ocean: I am the last waterbender from the southern water tribe, and I—
  • Moana: skip the exposition please
  • Ocean: ok yeah, anyway you helped the turtle and so you're definitely worthy of this incredibly important and dangerous magical artifact
  • Moana: kk cool, imma drop it on the beach
  • Ocean: no come back you little s**t!
  • Gramma Tala: ooh, shiny!
  • Tamatoa: did somebody say shiny?
  • Gramma Tala: not yet Tamatoa, go away
  • Chief Tui: hey Moana, wanna hear a song?
  • Moana: sure, as long as it's during a montage
  • Chief Tui: hey Moana, come and see this big stack of rocks that every chief put here
  • Moana: wait, so every chief we've ever had has placed a rock here?
  • Chief Tui: yeah
  • Moana: and what happens if a future plot point suggests that not every chief lived on this island?
  • Chief Tui: ok, go away now
  • Heihei: *eats an entire f**king rock*
  • Villagers: yo some serious s**t is happening to everything
  • Moana: this is definitely related to the one obscure legend my grandmother told me ten years ago
  • Chief Tui: Moana don't you f**king dare
  • Moana: *f**king dares and also wrecks her boat*
  • Gramma Tala: whatever just happened, blame it on the pig
  • Ocean: no, defs blame it on Moana
  • Moana: what are you doing, Gramma Tala?
  • Gramma Tala: I'm crazy, so go into this cave
  • Lin-Manuel Miranda: hey Moana, we were voyagers
  • Moana: thanks Lin-Manuel Miranda!
  • Lin-Manuel Miranda: no prob!
  • Moana: hey Gramma Tala, we were voyagers!
  • Gramma Tala: yeah, no s**t
  • Moana: hey Dad, we were voyagers!
  • Chief Tui: f**k you Moana
  • Moana: so how do you explain that stack of rocks
  • Chief Tui: I don't?
  • Gramma Tala: *conveniently dies*
  • Moana: welp, bye
  • Ocean: oh no, not you little s**t again
  • Moana: f**k you ocean
  • Ocean: here have a big f**king thunderstorm
  • Moana: *wrecks her boat, again*
  • Moana: fish pee in you, all day
  • Ocean: bacteria s**t in your mouth, all day
  • Maui: A boat!
  • Moana: holy s**t who are you?
  • Maui: I'm glad you asked because I wrote a song about that
  • Moana: I don't f**king care
  • Maui: well, I'm stealing your boat
  • Moana: does that boat even work? I wrecked it
  • Maui: idk, bye now
  • Ocean: *puts Moana on the boat*
  • Moana: you wanna come on my quest
  • Maui: no
  • Moana: please
  • Maui: ok fine
  • Kakamora: *attack*
  • Ocean: *smashes Kakamora boats together*
  • Moana: that was convenient
  • Ocean: ikr
  • Maui: you wanna get my fishhook
  • Moana: oh hell yes
  • Maui: here's a cliff, don't climb it
  • Moana: *climbs it, doesn't die*
  • Maui: here's a thousand foot drop to the realm of monsters, don't jump off it
  • Moana: *jumps off it, doesn't die*
  • Maui: here's a giant carnivorous plant, don't jump in its mouth
  • Moana: *jumps in its mouth, doesn't die*
  • Maui: here's a terrifying sloth monster, don't antagonize it
  • Moana: *antagonizes it, doesn't die*
  • Tamatoa: HEY GUYS
  • Moana: do you wanna talk about yourself?
  • Tamatoa: ok let's begin with the fact that I'm a fabulous shiny shimmering cinnamon roll
  • Maui: you're really not all that great
  • Tamatoa: m*********er I sparkle with the light of a million stars
  • Maui: my bragging song is better than yours
  • Tamatoa: I don't care because I'm f**kin beautiful
  • Maui: Tamatoa x Reader fanfiction exists and it's terrifying
  • Tamatoa: HOLY S**T WHAT?!
  • Maui: ok he's distracted, imma stealin my hook
  • Tamatoa: WHY WOULD ANYBODY WRITE THAT?!
  • Moana: ok, we got out of there
  • Maui: you should have died at least twenty times in there
  • Moana: ikr
  • Maui: my hook's not working btw
  • Moana: only an act of true love can repair a broken hook
  • Maui: nope, got it!
  • Moana: ok nevermind, wrong movie
  • Maui: so here's a lava monster, let's fight it
  • Te Kā: *throws fire, breaks Maui's hook*
  • Moana: only an act of true love can repair—
  • Maui: forget it, bye now
  • Gramma Tala: hey Moana, here's some important advice for you
  • Moana: thanks, I'm going to fight the lava monster now
  • Gramma Tala: wait, what? that's just stupid
  • Moana: and you shouldn't be giving me advice on how to stay alive if you can't even manage that yourself
  • Gramma Tala: bye now
  • Moana: *goes to fight Te Kā*
  • Maui: hey I'm still here
  • Moana: good 'cause imma die out here
  • Maui: go find Te Fiti
  • Moana: Te Fiti isn't here
  • Te Kā: YES I AM
  • Moana: oh hey that's convenient
  • Ocean: *moseses*
  • Moana: *does an epic walk*
  • Te Kā: *does a frantic monster crawl*
  • Moana: *keeps walking*
  • Te Kā: *doesn't kill Moana for some reason*
  • Moana: here's your heart back
  • *everything is magically fixed*
  • Maui: hey Te Fiti, sorry for f**king up all the s**t
  • Te Fiti: I could smite the ever-loving s**t out of you rn
  • Maui: please don't
  • Te Fiti: fine
  • Moana: imma go home now
  • Maui: so we're getting a sequel, right?
  • Moana: nope, they're making a second Frozen
  • ROLL CREDITS
At recess in 9th grade
  • Gryffindor : hey Slytherin, can I talk to you ?
  • Slytherin : well idk, can you ?
  • Gryffindor : what ?
  • Slytherin : what do you want ?
  • Gryffindor : well you know, we dated for two weeks...
  • Slytherin : *mutters* what the hell was i thinking about.
  • Gryffindor : and I wanted to ask you, do you wanna be my sex buddy ?
  • Slytherin :
  • Gryffindor :
  • Slytherin : *violently punches Gryffindor in the nose and starts going away*
  • Gryffindor : aouch, what the - hey wait, don't tell anybody I asked !
  • Slytherin : well I wasn't going to, but you have convinced me. Time to tell everyone I know.

LIST OF EXCLUSIVES & MAINS AS OF THE 4TH OF JUNE:

EXCLUSIVES

@reactoring - TONY STARK 
@playsvulgar - MINDY MCCREADY
@averagearcher - CLINT BARTON
@dokkstjarna - JANE FOSTER
@labgone - HELEN CHO 
@viduamor - NATASHA ROMANOVA
@cluefound - NANCY DREW 
@foundingavenger - JANET VAN DYNE

MAINS:

@vrooms​ - HARLEY QUINN
@aletheios​ - OBI-WAN KENOBI

Okay guys, I’m being deadly serious here. I don’t know what the actual Fuck is happening but I swear to god I am seeing and hearing ducking creepy stuff. And like, I’m fixing it for seconds and I decide NOT TO LOOK AT IT FOR 1 SEC, AND THEN it’s gone?? Poof??

I am actually freaked out and I’m not going to sleep like this.

anonymous asked:

Secret? I'm going to kill myself before I reach 25. Don't tell me to get help because I won't. I deserve to suffer.

You don’t deserve to suffer! You are too valuable to me!! If I heard you killed yourself one day, I would be fucking devastated! We are here for you. No matter what. If you wanna talk to someone, talk to me or anybody in the community. We will help you!

(Anonymously tell me a secret)

anonymous asked:

wouldn't anybody much rather just talk to harry (when meeting him), than ask for a f*ucking picture, stand beside him, do that awkward side hug, worry about the outcome ... to come home to a probably blurry/shitty pic in which you don't look great so you can say you 'met' harry.... all i'm saying is: SINCE WHEN DOES HARASSING SOMEONE WITH A CAMERA MEAN 'MEET' ?!? i wanna hear his voice and see him blush while i shower him with compliments 😞❤️

I’ll be honest with you… between having a picture or having an actual conversation with him, in which I can tell him how much I love him and his music, tell him how much he means to me, I’ll take the conversation every time. Pictures have no meaning if the experience was bad for him. I want him to remember meeting me with happiness, like, “oh that fan was cool, wasn’t she?”. I don’t want him to remember me as a person who disrespected his space and treated him like an animal in a zoo.

How am I meant to concentrate on stuff when my character can turn into any animal for six times as long as the animorphs got with no negative side effects besides being kinda weird. This is such a problem solving mechanism. Why am I allowed to do this. Who needs stealth checks when you can eavesdrop as a spider. This is a broken mechanic and frankly it’s distracting

"I don't wanna do this anymore." (Nate Maloley Imagine)

Requested by meaninglessheart: “Heyyy Can you write an imagine where y/n & Nate get into a fight & she’s had an abusive relationship before Nate & then all the guys get into am argument with her so she isn’t on good terms with anybody, then she like leaves for a long time & she comes back & the guys are there waiting for her and she looks really different like a new attitude, new style and they try to talk her out of it but she calms down on the attitude but keeps the style YA KNOW?? 💕💕”
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A/N: I wrote and rewrite this like 4 times before I got something I liked. I hope you like it. :)
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Nate’s P.O.V:

“God dammit Nathan, you always do this! You know I don’t like when you drink.” (Y/N) yelled as she stormed down the hallway.

“(Y/N), I’m not your ex. I’m not going to hurt you, and you know that.” I said. We have been going back and forth for the past hour and a half. We argued about everything these days, and they were mostly meaningless.

“(Y/N), I’m sorry.” I said, knowing it wasn’t going to be enough.

“Really? That’s all you have to say for yourself?” She shot back. She walked down to the hall closet, grabbed a duffle bag, and walked back into the bedroom.

“(Y/N), what are you doing?” I asked as she started throwing clothes into the bag.

“What do you think I’m doing? I can’t do this anymore Nathan. I’m leaving.” She said.

“No, no, no. You can’t leave. I love you baby. And you know that. And I know that you love me too.” I said, trying to convince her to stay.

“I do love you. And that’s why I have to leave.” She said. She grabbed her keys and went to her car. Before she pulled off, she said something that took me by surprise.

“Oh, by the way, I’m pregnant!” She yelled as she drove off. I slid down the door and sat on porch, processing everything. I saw headlights pull in the driveway, knowing it was the Jack’s and Sam.

“Yo, Nate, why are you on the porch?” Gilinsky asked as they walked up.

“(Y/N) just walked out. Oh, and she’s pregnant.” I said.

“Oh my god, I’m so sorry.” Gilinsky said. We went back inside and sat around the living room.

“Why did she leave?” Sam asked.

“We got into this fight about my drinking habits, and her ex, and then other things were thrown around and then she left. Oh my god, why am I so stupid. I let the best thing that ever happened to me get away. And now two things. She’s gonna let me see the baby.” I said as I paced the living room.

“Hey, hey, calm down. Maybe one of use one of us can call her and talk to her. Try to calm her down.” Gilinsky offered.

“Who knows.” I said. Johnson got on the phone and started talking to who I assume was (Y/N).

“Hey, it’s Jack. Look, hear me out before you hang up. We’re here with Nate, and he is torn up about everything that happened. I just think, and don’t take this the wrong way, but I think that the way you left was a little over dramatic.” He said. I could hear her yelling over the phone, but I couldn’t understand what she was saying.

“Whoa, calm down. I wasn’t trying to make you mad.”

More yelling from the other end.

“You can’t not let him see the baby. He has every right to, it’s his kid.” Johnson was starting to get mad.

“Whatever I don’t have to listen to this. Bye.” He said as he hung up. “Well, that didn’t go as planned.” He said.

“Thanks for trying.” I said.

“Hey, anything man. We’ll be you to help you through this.” Johnson added.

* * *

It’s been about three years since (Y/N) and I had that fight and I was really starting to miss her again. I wanted to see the baby. I didn’t even know if it was a boy or a girl. What she named it. If she gave it my last name. Anything. I just wish I could fix things between us. She wasn’t even on good terms with the guys either. I missed her. A lot. I was hanging out with the boys one day when I got a text from her, out of the blue.

“Hey Nathan. Are you busy?” The text read.

“No, I’m free. What’s up?” I asked.

“Can I come over?” She said.

“Sure.”

“Okay. I’ll be there in about 15 minutes.”

“Sounds good. See you then.” I replied. “Guys, (Y/N) is coming over.”

“Oh shit.” Gilinsky said.

“This ought to be fun” Johnson replied. I was nervous. It’s been forever since we last saw, or even spoke to, each other and I didn’t know what to do or say.

“Look, isn’t that her car.” Sammy said, pointing out the window. I went outside to greet her. She looked different. Her hair was shorter, she looked healthier, and she dressed in fancier clothes.

“Hey Nathan.” She said when she saw me. She walked over to me and we hugged. I missed having her in my arms.

“You look good.” I said.

“Thank you. You don’t look so bad yourself.” She said. I’ve missed her sarcasm. I looked in the back window and saw the most beautiful little girl.

“Is this who I think it is.” I asked. She smiled and nodded and got her out of the car.

“Nate, I’d like you to meet Madeline. Sweetie, this is your daddy, Nate.”

‘Daddy.’ I liked the sound of that. Madeline smiled and reached for me. I took her into my arms and she wrapper her arms around my neck.

“Hi daddy.” She said. My heart melted and I hugged her tight.

“Hi sweetie.” I said.

“She’s been asking about you. So I figured it was time.” (Y/N) said.

“Thank you for this. I appreciate it.” I said. We went inside and hung out.

“Hey guys.” (Y/N) said as she saw everyone.

“Hey (Y/N).” They said simultaneously.

“So, about the last time we all talked,” She began, “I just wanted to apologize. For everything. I shouldn’t have been so bitchy towards everyone. Johnson, I know that you were just trying to help Nate, and I shouldn’t have been so stubbon about it.” She said.

“Don’t sweat it. It was three years ago.” Johnson said.

“I know. But still, I’m sorry. I hope that we can get back onto good terms with each other.” She said.

“I’m sure we can.” I said. “Hey, (Y/N), can we talk in the kitchen?” I asked. She nodded. I got up and set Madeline in my place.

“So, do you think we can work something out as to where I can actually see her? I would like to actually be a dad.” I asked. She nodded.

“I’m think we can work something out.” She said. I smiled and we joined the boys back in the living room. We just hung out and spent the rest of the time just catching up.

scream trilogy sentence meme
  • heads up: huge triggers for graphic/violent language, multiple nsfw themes, some mentions of drugs, and of course murder and horror.
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  • "movies don't create psychos. movies make psychos more creative!"
  • "did you really call the police?"
  • "my mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!"
  • "guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherfucking ass!"
  • "you already cut me too deep."
  • "i think i'm dying here, man!"
  • "the police are on their way. what are you going to tell them?"
  • "peer pressure. i'm far too sensitive."
  • "i'm going to rip you up, bitch."
  • "there are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. for instance, number one; you can never have sex."
  • "sex equals death, okay?"
  • "never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "i'll be right back." because you won't be back."
  • "i'll be right back."
  • "see, you push the laws and you end up dead."
  • "you hang up on me again and i'll gut you like a fish!"
  • "do you like scary movies?"
  • "what's your favorite scary movie?"
  • "my name isn't jesus."
  • "i never thought i'd be so happy to be a virgin."
  • "careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare."
  • "EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!"
  • "i wanna see breasts."
  • "if you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?"
  • "this is life. this isn't a movie."
  • "it's all a movie. it's all one great big movie."
  • "that woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was sharon stone or somethin'."
  • "maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behavior."
  • "it certainly fucked you up."
  • "it made you have sex with a psychopath."
  • "i don't really believe in motives."
  • "you're not a virgin. now you got to die. those are the rules."
  • "it's a scream, baby!"
  • "it's called tact, you fuck-rag."
  • "you are much prettier in person."
  • "who am i? the beer wench?"
  • "fairness would be to rip your insides out and hang you from a tree so we can expose you for the heartless, desensitized little shits that you are!"
  • "i will totally protect you. yo, i am so buff, i got you covered, girl."
  • "well, you're not going to be alone any more, right? if you pee, i pee. is that clear?"
  • "wait, i thought we were going to go out."
  • "i didn't kill anybody."
  • "i ought to gut your ass in a second, kid."
  • "it's all part of the game."
  • "why don't you wanna talk to me?"
  • "how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered?"
  • "i am two seconds away from calling the police!"
  • "if they make a movie about all this, who would play you?"
  • "what do I have to do to prove to you that I'm not a killer?"
  • "you make me so sick. your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me."
  • "never, ever, under any circumstances, assume the killer is dead."
  • "prank calls are a criminal offense prosecuted under penal code 653M."
  • "i'd let the geek get the girl."
  • "bitch, hang up the phone and star-69 his ass!"
  • "you can't blame real life violence on entertainment."
  • "life is life. it doesn't imitate anything."
  • "hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie. I'm not here to be loved."
  • "no matter how hard you try you'll never be the hero and you'll never ever get the girl."
  • "i'm gonna get some donuts, some prozac; see if i can find some crack."
  • "how do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation, used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to effectively maneuver within any given situation?"
  • "if she's not a killer, she's a target."
  • "just wait until the trial. it's gonna rock!"
  • "it's not wise to patronize me with a gun."
  • "now i'm gonna do what any rational human being would do and that is to get the fuck outta here."
  • "stupid people go back! smart people run! we're smart people, so we should just get the fuck outta here!"
  • "why do you always answer a question with a question?"
  • "drink with your brains, that's our motto."
  • "i am gonna fucking kill you! FUCKING KILL YOU! you are dead! DEAD!"
  • "don't you know history repeats itself?"
  • "no, it's not just a movie. it's a true story."
  • "can't we just go back to our pseudo-quasi existence?"
  • "psychos can't kill what they can't find."
  • "god why don't stop your whining and get on with it. i've heard all this shit before."
  • "why don't you take some fucking responsibility?"
  • "i know what it's like to see ghosts that don't go away, to be watching a scary movie in your head, whether you want to or not, watching it alone."
  • "dude, i think she likes me. did you see how she was looking at me?"
  • "i know where you're going, you're gonna get her some flowers and candy, right? huh?"

anonymous asked:

You should meet someone that actually had social anxiety. They don't wanna leave the house because people, they don't wanna talk to anybody because when they do anxiety starts kicking in, they don't have a bunch of friends, they don't hangout all the time. It's offensive when someone says they have social anxiety yet they're out doing social things and have no problem talking to people. Someone that truly has social anxiety won't be doing those things.

You’re an actual idiot. For one, not everybody’s anxiety is exactly the same. Secondly, you don’t know me and what my limits are. I DO have a hard time talking to people or going in public if I don’t have a close friend with me. People closest to me order my food for me and talk to sales associates for me and call my doctors for me because they know it makes me uncomfortable when I have to do it myself. Last but not least, I’m taking medication for anxiety and depression now and only since then (the last 4-5 months) have I been able to put myself out there and make new friends and meet new people. So get educated and kindly go fuck yourself.

The Signs During The First Day Of School
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Aries:</b> "I honestly can't believe this fucking bullshit has started again I cried so har-HEEYYYY BECCA HOW WAS SUMMER OMG YES MY FRIENDS WE ARE REUNITED"<p/><b>Taurus:</b> Speed copying their friends summer homework that they did not do or finish.<p/><b>Gemini:</b> "I'm so ready to focus on my school work this year and get away from drama.... BECKY SAID WHAT? UGH THAT FAKE ASS BITCH!"<p/><b>Cancer:</b> BAWLING THEIR EYES OUT "I DON'T WANNA BE HERE I WANNA GO HOOOOOME"<p/><b>Leo:</b> No time to cry or scream because they gotta show off their flawless ass outfit and just everything and brag about their summer.<p/><b>Virgo:</b> Brought way too much stuff that they won't need for the first day but at least they were prepared.<p/><b><p/><b>Libra: Already found a new crush.<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> </b> With their friends but not talking to anybody. Looks like they want to kill everybody including themselves because they do and are dying inside.<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> Trying to cheer everybody up even though they don't want to be there.<p/><b><p/><b>Capricorn:</b> Already stressing about classes.<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> Asking everybody if they can see their schedules, want to know who they have classes with.<p/><b>Pisces:</b> Probably over slept and got there late because they can't get over the fact that summer is over.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
Hi. Yes. Um excuse me! RP?


I play on Balmung, I have a lore appropriate name and story, I love the world and yet, despite all this..

I’ve never rp’d in game once!

I would like too! Especially with the amazing people on tumblr, but I have no idea where to start or who to talk to or what to do. Much of my rp experience comes from things like skype and the like! I get nervous and mess up in game and with strangers it gets me flustered haha.

So uh, does someone wanna help me get into the world of ingame rp?

Does anybody do like..active linkshell rp? I sometimes think that would be most enjoyable for me, since I really like to be running around and doing stuff when I play.

  • someone: tbh i dont think zack merrick deserved the best bassist award...
  • me: yo no more talking shit from you bitch ass bands anybody wanna talk shit let's get a fucking boxing ring sign a fucking waiver saying you're gonna sue my fucking ass let's fight like fucking men fuck you no more of this fucking bullshit fuck off we don't give a fuck metro in this bitch